Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, November 27, 1923, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextVAGV, four MTCDFORI) MAIL TRrHUNE, TifEDFOBD, OREGON; TUESDAY, KOVEMBEft '27,': VMl Medford Mail hhbune AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER PUBLISHED EVERT AFTERNOON 1 EXCB.PT SUNDAY. BY THU IdBDFORD PBINTINQ CO... Tb Medford Sunday Hornlnl Run la furolehed aubaorlbera deali-lns a aavea say dally new apapar. -, OHloe Mall Tribune Bulldlnc li-17-lt North Fir atreet. Pbona 76. . A eonaolldatlon of the Democratic Tlmra, Uia Hertford Mall, tlie Medford Tribune, the Bouthern Oregonian, The aaaiaoa -Tribune. ItllHWHT W. RUHU Editor. ,a. SUMPTHR SMITH, Manager. RV ' U A) 1 .1 In AiIvahaa: ImIIv Siiwlay Sun. year7.8 J mux; a at Sunday Bun. mourn .( I ttlly th ul Sunday uu, year- i.60 lall', AKh'iil Sunday Hun. month .65 ffcl'i; Mail Tribune, one yoar-( J.00 jui.ilav .Sun. one year J. 00 uv PiiM:ll.'.l.ln Mndfnrd. Aahlaild. jliiiiaonvllle. Central Point. Pooenlx, Talent and on HlKliwaya: Dally, with sunoa Hun. month .76 Dally, without Sunday Sun. month .; Dally, Without fiund.iy Hun. year- 7.60 Dally. Willi Sunday Sun, one year 11.50 Jul loruia oy carrier, utinn- iu w-..ww. ir-.. . .4 Da ........ .. ..... n matter H(1(orl, Oregon, under act of. Mar oh S, IBlr . ' ' ' ' Offlotal paper of the City of Medford. IITTlciai' papor or jacanuu .uu';. The only pnpor Between luugene, Ore., gnd' flacraintuito, Calif., a dlelanc of u,.r miu rnlira having leased wlra Aaao- elated ,r,reaa ecrvioe. MEMBER OF 'Til ASSOCIATED Trie Aaeoolated Preaa la eiolualvely entitled to the uaa for republication ot all nowM dlainitchea credited to It or not otherwise orndlbid In thl paeor, and alao to'the local news published herein. All rluhta of republication of epeolaJ inMtcna nervin are nwn rw,T", Yes, wo huvo sonio bumlltu toiluy. ThlH In thn kind of woathor when unrhara sleep with their hiimlH out the wlndowB, and then wiirm up their dlBlta down a customer's nock the next morning. Germnny lias conned to hnto ICnir land, but If the wind 1h In tho north, Homo local BalntH will still kilns Hon Olcott wlillo ' coming homo from ehurch. ' : ' NEW TUAVKIi METiron, AND KNOCK FOR T11K MRS. (Euirrno fiunrjl OcofKO K. Uennott and family wont to Williikensuo last Sunday on an Invltatldn for dinner. Who wouldn't? Tho laat Ihbuo ot tho I,ltorary DlKOHt Informs tho world, "that tho Klitn controls Texas, Louisiana., Alabiuna, and OroKon." This Ih travolliiB In pretty fast company, and will bo branded hy tho Portland Journnl ns "befouling tho fair namo of our groat Btato.'f Now that tho football season . Is ovor, or nearly so, tho hlKhnr Institu tions of learnltiB will proceed to uplift a few froBllllion by custliiK them Into ley campus crock, between dunces. . Tho Anti-Saloon Lchkuo Is roIiik to test all 1924 candidates for office, "Irrospeotlvo ot their public utter ances.',' They should plant a Ixittln of good whlskoy, in the hlppui-kef of tho candidate, and lookout for the doublo-cross. 1'ltIONZIEl) FINANCE (C'OltllKU tirovo ,H) Paul llardon sold his horse to Young Wostropo last week. Tho bank rajuld not honor tho cheek for tho lack of funds. Tho boy borrowed Paul's fiuddlo, his moth er paid for tho horso and found the saddle ut llunir's livery liaru where It waa left to sell fur Ji. Few ovor dioamoil In mi!), they would llvo to soo weak-limned motor vehicles parked sniiKly under an olive drah overcoat, with a b'ld stripe on tho left Bluove. Fraternal week Is coming. LenvlliK off tho iimlKlilas of the Kml and (Sun clubs, several will have einbleniB down to their knees. Tho Kansas legislator who fathered the bill prohibiting Hparklng on the highways, tested out the law the other night, and found it working pot-foully. Touring 1b ovor. but no cobwebs nro formliiK on tho puniphaudles ot gun silos. Trogress hns been shipped lu the face ngaln. Tho Siberian woodpei-lior scheduled for release this winter In the Cascade foroats will not be avail able until Into next Bluing. FOll SALIO Somo Hliiall pigs ready to go: $4 each. J A. llenth, So. Ooos lllver. (C'oob Hay Times) Where? It's about llnio somebody escaped from tho aouiily Jail, by tho use of a ullck of wood, and u hairpin. THOUGHT OF, IS WIVES IRKS FOlttlKK (Hdllne Portland Oregon lan). It oughtn't had to. Art Iluliba Idontlfleil the turkey ho tried to run ovor last September, In tho Sams Valley dint., in tho Wig Ashpolo mcnthouse Mon. i Tho postnfflce Chrlslnina rush will noon be on. There will bo a new postmaster If all three doors uro un locked at the same time. It was difficult to realise that be neath Ihat enamel was real hair, Just as It Is hard to realir.e that under the gaudy patches of paint on the cheeks of ninny of the girls one meets niny lie tho downy loveliness of which poets ha,vo sung. (S. F. Ilulletlll). Prob able, but not possible. Ye Smudge Pot 1 By Arthur Parry. WHY PICK ON rrIIE PORTLAND ORKCiOXIAN lias decided to abandon weekly X weather predictions because' it finds they are only about GO jic cent correct. ...... Such it passion for accuracy is weather? llmv about political predictions? We have never figure! up the per ceutage, but wc (juestion of the Oregonian, lias cause to throw brick bats at the weather bu reau. Then there are .predictioiiH. on ball mid, horse racing'; predictions Wall Street is to do for the next few ket is to rise or fall during the holidays. Nor are the news columns of the pregoiiiim or any "other newspaper free from occasional predic tions. Only a few days ago the Oregonian predicted a certain Walter J. I turmoil alias Harold Steen rival in tlie Rose City maintained must be right. We tun imagine knowing it. . , So why pick on the weather bureau ? Of course wc can understand Unit the attitude of a Po'rt lander toward the weather bureau could hardly be the siime us tho attitude As the Oregonian remarks it IS irritating to have a prediction of fair weather and wake up in n drizzle. . tion that the Weather Bureau rubber stamp every prediction " unset tled'.' help matters very much? We doubt it. A drizzle is'u drizzle regardless of what the "Weather Bureau may say ubout it. ' Anil. that record of CO per cent real control we newspapers, have our control over political elections often than wrong by 20 per cent seems to us ijuito remarkable. '' So don't cut out the weather predictions, gentlemen, True the Weather Bureau hasn't a vote, but think of the precedent. You can't consistently demand the poor weather mini to be more than u'O per cent accurate and make no similar torial sources. And if 60 per cent is to be the greatest metropolitan newspaper on the Pacific coast? . . . ! Don't do it. As 'u regular subscriber we .repent don't (hi it. OUILL A hick town is a place vyhore getting across the street isn't a sport ing proposition. The college boy's lettors to dad tery of the touch system. Homo is a place where you can order in u restaurant. II' you will work hard hud save a, while and be bored to death. If you wish to know what a learn how many times lie has been Moderns who don't road classical literature are overlooking a bet. Somu of it is very naughty. Just because that skull is half an inch thick is no reason why scien tists should think it ancient. , Party loyalty as u rule, is just side, of the bread that is buttered. An ideal husband is one who sympathy whether she needs it or Luther Bui-bank is developing a new prune, but hasn't yet listed him among the President ml possibilities. Fable: Once there was an office get rich raising chickens. In a last desperate effort to eradicate the wets, the drys might levole their entire energy to bootlegging. - . If the common scolds who were ducked in Puritan days had wait until now, they might luive passed as Young Intellectuals. ANTI - TI1H stern crusaders are agreed, the sjjrns are right, the timo is ripe, to march upon that noxious weed with which I fill ny rusty pipe. Iu other days I would have smiled at grim re formers and theij threat, and looked upon their wortls as wild, what time I smoked a eigaret. I hear them say in trumpet tones that nicotine must surely fade, and gee, I feel it in my bones that their behest will be obeyed. Some day the biiiff that seems a joke will loom up ns a drastic law, and men wlio puffer for a smoke will have to fill their pipes with straw. Some day inspec tors good and true will search us for illicit weed and men who languish for a chew will have to tackle sunflower seed. The boot leg trade in cheap cigars may keep us going for a time, until we're placed behind the bars, convicted of a frightful crime. The skep tics smile their heads they toss, and say, l,0h, hang these uplift folks! They cannot get this bluff across men will not do with out their smokes." But I'm a prophet, I'm a seer, Elijah's man tle drapes my frame ; and I predict, with vision clear, the nntl biincli will win the game. Some day upon our view they'll burst and daunt us with their new made law, and we'll be smoking livprwuntt and buying sacks of fine-cut slaw. THE WEATHER? commendable but why stop ut tlio very much if the political bureau ... the sport page, football, base on the market page, as to what weeks, and whether the egg mar had 18 wives, but Harold on his ar he hud only one or two. Harold no man having 18 wives and not - , 1 ' i i i of a Rogue River valley resident. But oulil the Oregonian 's sugges , ' , correct! Considering bow little over the weather, compared to for example, being right more demand upon other news and edi dead line, what will become of the POINTS indicate an almost complete, mas eat things that pride won't let you your money you can retire after man thinks of his style of beauty, photographed within a year. exact knowledge concerning the gives his wife u regular supply of not. man who doubted bis ability to ; v i ' Vvfji IBM, TOBACCO. Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. , 1 - . Notmd Phyiielan and Author Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to dl ease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped, elf addreised envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In Ink. Owing to the large number of letters' received, only a few can be an swered here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instruc tions. Address Dr. William Brady, In cars of this newspaper. Still More I feel highly gratiflod with the sue - t-CHsrul outcome of our latent talk about seborrhea, for wo managed not only to abolish the myth of "pores," with their chimerical trapdoor action, but also actually got In a good recipe for enlarged pores. Today wo huvo still more seborrhea you : will - romom- ber that tho state known as "enlarged pores" is seborrhoa, an excessive forma tlon of sebum ' or skin oil hytho scba- ccous glands of tho sklii Thin Bonnr- rhea is an exceed ingly prevalent con dition: when far ad vanced it amounts to various forms of dandruff . of tho Bcalp and eyebrows :t Is a common forerunner ot ncne the blackheads and pimples which most boys and girls so needlessly worry about. Relmr rhoa Is also responsible for- tho de plorable denudation of the calvarium among mora intelligent men of noble character. I am sorry I was never told about this until It was too late, hut I want to do nil I can to warn other mon In this class of tho fato In store fur; them.' Whoro too many of us supermen shine is over tho surface of the coco. Tho brilliance of the denuded dome la due, not bo. much to stretching ,of the scalp by the bulging gray matter as it Is to a free flow of oil. ' Tho nnnoylng oiliness or grenslness" of tho hair which many young women complain of is seborrhea. Youth Is very oily. Tho school boy's famous shining morning face is a faint beginning of seborrhea, and tho girl powdering her nose is struggling vainly to conceal the flint touch of this same widespread affliction. Had Hhakespearo been up on physiology. Antony would have noticed a little shine on tho rose of youth that Caesar wore. One of tho surest signs of the passing of youth is tho diminishing accretion of Bkln oil; many of tho Bkin troubles ot pcoplo past maturity are attributable to luck of this oil. Old complexions are often improved by oil. such as cold and other creams. Another excellent recipe for simple seborrhea ' (oxcesslvo oiliness of tho skin and so-called "enlarged pores," is a solution of 10 grains of resorcin 'JUST TOWN TALK" Copied Right By Mike UK CAME from London ALMOST A year ago AND GOT a Job . ) IN A music store POLISHING UP pianos .1 - AND MAKING himself GENERALLY USEFUL ' m AIIOUT THE store . AND AFTER a wlillo HE GOT a raise a AND PLACED in charge OF THE accessories dopartmuut AND HE was ambitious :m m AND ANXIOUS to succeed AND THE proprietor OF THE music storo WAS A crank ON RENDERING abrvlco AND IMPRESSED tho youth WHO CAME from London WITH THE Importance OF PLEASING pcoplo - AND EMPHASIZED llio fact a ' THAT IN selling REGARDLESS OF circumstances HE CUSTOMER was always right AND TO strive Unceasingly ' EaS Kellogg's Bran regularly to get 7 permanent relief from constipation! Freedom from constipation, mild or chronic, can be surely looked Ifor if you will cat Kollogir's Bran every dayl Two tablcspoonfuls are' stria cient ; for sevorO cases with each meal KeUoRx'n limn ia nature's most wonderful food awaiting a chance to bring back your health. Kellogg 'e Bran is scientifically prepared to re lieve suffering hnmsnity front consti pation and it will do that. . " Boinc cooked and krumblod, Kellogg's Bran is -delicious in ita nut iiko Haver. - It should not bo con fused ivith common bran which is un palatable nnd hard io eat. Kellogg's Bran add greatly to tti pleasuro of eating other hot or cold cereals. A popular way to avrVo Kellogg's Bran is to cock it with hot cereals. In rreraration, add. two tablespoonfuk Sebort-Iica JJ- ' In ono ounce of nlcohol or any such- a'conuuc lotion as wiicn nazei extract, j y, rum cologne wator or any toilet Water.. Thin mnv hn naori In mnn th skin of tho face night and morning, by means of pledgets' of cotton or a soft olean cloth, moistened with tho solution. If you have the druggist pre pare this, better ask for about four ounces; that Is, 40 grains oS resorcin dissolved in four ounces of grain alco hol or any of tho alcoholic liquids mentioned. The same solution, applied sparingly to the scalp by parting the Imir here and thore and rubbing the solution on with the- finger tips or by i" " '"'eioiy wun me aiu- "zer '! loucning me scaip, controls excessive oiliness of the hair, tho re sorcin 'has ono drawback it tends to stain very light or gray or white hull yellowish. QUESTIONS AND ANSWEItS 1 Weather Phobia ' Is It good policy to remove disused tonsils at this time of year, when the weather Is changeable? (G. A.) Answer. Aside from the "catching cold" superstition, I don't see how tho weather can be concerned. - - ! :; Sport Shoes ' ! ' Bo sport shodd and keds Injure cht ii's i eyes or health, In vacation ithms tno u,, cnpjieity for falling in or in the house in winter -time? Kath-f loVC t a rTno ,od of (1isenchant er declares they do; but I think not. mpnf fq miIirlmilt an(1 lPrriblo for a Our children havo worn them fori threo years.' (Mrs. V. A.) i - Answer. Sport shoes nnd keds or sandals are fine- tot health and tho development of tho feet and havo no effect on- the eyes or eyesight of tho wearer. " : . I Forty-ono Pounds Off ' I Romo time ago' (which might mean' a month or 20 years) I wroto you for your reducing regimen, giving my ago, 3-1; height, 5 feet 9 inches, and weight, 211. Since that, by following the advice you sent mo, I havo re duced to 170 pounds and have 20 more to lose, but Intend to tako longer than I did before. I merely wish to thank you. I did not feel III nnr wflnk. hemiine hv entlntr retnilHA-lv on certain days I kept my stomach in good condition yet still lost weight-as! you told me, Evory ono ays I look much better, and I know that my health and strength are far better . than they were. (Mrs. k. S.) ' Answer. Naturally I am pleased to hear that you wore pleaaed, but It would have been more interesting to know how long some time ago was. TO GIVE each patron .' m WHAT THEY wanted ' (- ' AND THINGS wont well ,; UNTIL ONE morning ' 1 ', '' -A LADY camo In AND ASKED to see , SOME VIOLIN strings - - AND THE ambitious clerk a WENT OVER tho Btoclc . ' a a 1 AND DISPLAYED an assortment a AND AFTER some momenta a a THE LADY said a a a "YOU CAN give mo ; . "ONE OF those 'E' strings "I'M A new 'and " a a a - "AT THIS business lady" ' a REPLIED THE Londoner i . flANDING OVER the box , . "WOULD YOU mind a "PICKING IT out yourself "I 'ARDLY know ,''.. - ' a a "THE 'ES from tlio shes" I THANK yon. - STOPS CROUP Mothara. want it, for It qnlckly . oleara away the choking phlegm, stops the hoarse cough, gives resti fnl sleep. Safe and reliable. ' CHAMBERLAIN'S u COUGH' REMEDY ? .! - No Narcotics of Bran for each porsont mixing it with the cereal to be cooked. Kellogg's Bran is especially de licious in raisin bread,- mufhns, pan' cakes, macaroons, eto. Recipes appear on each package. 'l -' - '' Bealiie what Kellogg's Bran is doing for constipation sufferers all over the natiou, then just think what it can do for you and yours. Tho horrors to come should guide you to eat bran regularly, to sorve it in somo form each day; , You can drive constipation out of your family with Kellogg's Bran and remove the' cnoxo of '90 of tinman times I first-ela hotels and clubs servo Kellogg 'a Bran in indi ridVra! pavkagea. Ask for it at your itatauraut. ui groAra, - THE GKEATHST TI1INQ IN THE VOHLI " . by Laurel Gray Disenchantment There comes a time when even tho most romantic lover must face facta, como down tp earth, bo oneself, apart from the 'delluhtful atmosphere of 1 o v o-m a k 1 n g. This crisis in one's nffair of tho heart may be dlsench anting, hut. nlns. like so mnny other uso ful devices of our civilization it is- necessary. Now dlBencharuV i e'n t is ' a great" deal like one's having chic ken-pox or scarlot fever. One may take it hard or one may yield gracefully and escape' from, the harrowing tortures which surely nwait thoso who take It hard. Disenchantment means the awakening to'the fact that your Jack is, after all. rather a plain sort of a human beliiK. and vain of his hair or of his ability to hold down the Job he - occupies down town. And your common-placo Jill turns out to be a very human person, after all, and hot an angel an you fancied her. Kho lilies corned beef and cabbage," maybe : op yoir discover that her hair doesn't curl naturally, and she puts it up in kid curlers for the" night. All thestf Hmall and entirely' natural common places ought to ho1 expected but somehow lovers "hever taWo Into' con sideration tho fact that If they were nnf human hnlnrra IhnvM nnf hllVH little while. Then the sudden shock of tho awakening is lessened by the passage of time, and wo come to look upon tho- individual with -whom wo had equipped wings and a. halo, as rather a nice person, after all. and wo fall delicately into a state of con tented companionship, and there you nre tutu In lovo but a bit shy and bashful about acknowledging It - to yourself. Disenchantment Isn't nearly so fatal as it Bocms1 when tho' attack first comes on. 1 1 ' COMMUNICATIONS .." 11 11 B- P. Mndus Moves to Boise ' To the Editor: I-havo decided to ay in Boise. I have a chance hero to work into something very good and thought I had better take it. I thought l might got a chance to return to Medford to say good-byo to tho many pcoplo thcro who havo boon so kind to us but am afraid I cannot do so Just now. I want' to thank you for many favors you havo given me. I know on somo things wo did not think aliko but I know you havo always tried to net for tho best interest of the city and Its pcoplo. Your paper is . -a credit to tho valley and I hopo yon prosper and succeed. Would It bo asking too much to havo you run this letter as a means of thanking my frionds and wishing them good-bye? - ' My partner. Mri DoSouza. has full charge of all the legal business we httd together but should any informa tion bo wanted of mo would bo glad to have a letter sent me here. Sincerely yours, B. F. LINDAS, Boise, Idaho, Nov. 24, 1923. - A Correction Is Mndo To tho Editor:- In your paper of eithor the 13th or tho nth of this month In the article concerning the meeting of the grand Jury, you gave my namo ns one of the witnesses. You gavo my position as superintendent of tho S. P. My posi tlon is usslstant engineer. Would you pleaHo correct this error. Yours- truly, ... v v. Itt WILSON. Punsnnilr. Cnllf., Nov. 25, 1923; 1 SWAMP-ROOT FOR KIDNEY AILMENTS ' Thero is only ono medicine that really stands out pre-eminent as a medk'ine for curable ailments of the kidneys -liver nnd -bladder.- Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Koot stands the highest for tho reason that it has proven to be Just the remedy needed In thousands upon thousands of dis tressing cases. Swamp-Hoot makes friends quickly because Its mild and immediato effect is soon realized In most cass. It is a gentle, healing vegetable compound. ' ' Start troutinent at once. Sold nt all drug stores In bottles of two sizes, medium and large; However, If you wish first to test this' great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer Co.. Hinghamton, N. Y., for a sample bottle.' When writ ing be sure and mention this paper. ' HAVE YOUR XM AS PHOTOGRAPHS made now at the Medford P. F. Studio in our new nnd larger quarters IIit;li. K"do work- "at . populiu prTccs'.'lOvcr 'SIMford Harness Co. Y 228 E. MAIN . , For Wet Wash Dry Wash Rough Dry Phone 873 Wet Wash, pound .5c Dry Wash, p""H 7? Rough Dry, pound 9e American Laundry Dentil an' taxis are also glttln' I' lie putry c-ciniln. hootlcKger kin Jump in a hlgh-poneiiHl car. or dim up an alley, but most any diy,.nrricer ought f , be nlile f overtake a brewery. ' . ' We will sell and deliver to yon all charges prepaid by us. Christmas Cards at cost prices 5I?5I $5.00 & fSv ?2.0G An assortment of 20 beauHful steel en sruved and hand colored cards, all dif ferent, and 20 special envelopes to man them in. If you arc not entirely pleased with the curds wo ffuurnntee to return yntxr money. Wemake this wholesale price offer only to peoplo in small tnwm because we do not sell our cnrtls to store, nnd your town stores could not afford to sell such expensive cards for twfco the price at which we offer them to you. No C. O.D. Send cash with your order NOW. Specially Pub. Co.. HSS B'dway, Wtw York THANKSGIVING $1 DINNER $1 . i ; ; Fruit Cocktail Relishes '' Olives Dill Piekl Green Onions ' Young Celery Soup Cream Chicken Roast Oregon Yotinf Turkey with . Cranberry Sauce Roast Young Chicken Oyster Dressing Vegetables , Mashed Potatoes Stewed Corn Salad Shasta Special Dessert English Plum Pudding, Wine 11 S.-iUce Pumpkin, Peach, Apple, Mince Pie Pie a la mode lee Cream mid Vanilla Cake Drinks Tea Coffee Milk 11:30 A.M. TO 8:00 P. M. The Shasta k icenses for balance of 1923 put on FREE OF CHARGE on any NEW CAR i . , . ... sold prior to January 1, 1924 s I i ' ,- The Busy Corner Motor Co. ..