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MErtr6RD" MATt; 1 TRIBUNE, MEDFORDr OREGON;: AY, NOVEMBER- 21, -1923 Wjedford Mail Tkibune ' AN IvniTPBlMriKMT NBWKI'APBR PUBLISHED EVEKT AFTKHNOON EXCEPT B UND AY. BY THJH ..; HBUFORD PRINTING CO. - The Medford Sunday Moraine Bun la rumlEr.ftd auDsoriDers iffinoi 4a.y daily nawspapr. . - -Wle Mall Tribune Building:. H-I7-M Norm fir street, inone 10. -a - MmMiMailnn nf fha rjemnera.t1o Times, the Medford Mall, the .Medforff Tribune, the Southern Orejionian, xne ejlhlend Tribune. bobhut-w. nura Kditor. 8. .COMPTER SMITH, UlMjn. BT VAIL In Advance: ' ' .(Inlifiltn 'Sunday Sun, year. f7.0 1 Dally wlir Sunday Sun. month .75 Dally, without Sunday Sun. year. .60 , Dallf. wltliiut Sunday Sun, month . av-k Mall Tribune, ona year-Oi-ftilndhy- Sun, ciin year --. -yu Br t'AllltlHU-In Medford, Aaniano, . JacVaonvilto. Central Point. Phoanlx, Talent and on Hlghwaya: i . - Dally, with Sunday Sun. month... .76 . ( IJally, .without Sunday Sun, month .;; Dally, without Sunday Sun, year.; 7.60 Dally, with Sunday Sun, one year 8.60 All torma by carrier, caan in iuuv LET'S HAVE THREE PRESIDENTS. T ASSOCIATED OF -VHH TjniTUM tntltltxl to the uq for republication of Ml news diipatchee credited to It oi' not otnerwise oroaiiea m m tlBo to tho local news published herein. ah rto-iim of rDubllcatlon of pecl&l lamMr.hnii herRln are also reaervfj Ye Smudge Pot " By Arthur Perry. ' One would think 'that h'hnry 'ford would bo and crnwl under ono of IiIb vehicles, after belnf,- defeated In North Dakota by w. g. mcadoo, for the ppesldoncy. LI I ' A "now Is tho time to firmly provent apple elder from bocomliiK unluwful, but watch out you don't get drowned In' a flood of rum from Canada. "Who romcmborB whon farmorn wcro up to thoir "ox" In mud on tho Main Btom this tlmo of tho year, and Instead of blowing out hind tlron, tho old Bi'ay niaro kicked off a whltlio- treo?" ' ' 'At Inst a local malo has showed up In short pants, with shupely shanks. WHEN SIII3 RU1CK THIS, OI;l) HOY, 5(OI NK1I1TI (HohcImii'K NmvH-ltevlmv) Dear Mrs. Ejlsbufy I am a man old onoUKh to know what to ( do about most things', but I am koIiir to wrlto to you anyway, as I suppose you understand women bettor than I do. My wlfo Is so Joulous that sho nans mo con stantly about everything. If I am flftcon liilnutcs late it takes mo un hour to pacify her, and jUBt lots of other thlnKs llko that. I have novor dono anything that sho should bo 'jealous of. and sho has no cause oven to suspect mo. Sho Is making llfo nilsorublo for us both and 1 wonder if you can toll mo any way to put a stop . to It. ." i WOHUIKU. , . . '.i'.-f A I-ADV TAI-KS- . V.. I kept track until I forgot whora 1 put my shoo. Tho darn thing hurt, so I took aamo off, to watch the '' pitcher. Stuck it in my boau'n pocket. Tljon It skidded, off my mind. Woll, tjio soprano was ripping' off O, my l,ord! every tlmo tho blondb'ulto spit out, O, My Itoavcns!, and running a .olpso race, whon I recalled I had a ,hqle In my hool, and had to start a hunt for 6.50 worth of leather with some pasteboard tackod to it. ,Hy tho tlmo I gat back my mind and hoot- ,wcar, why they had Inst Interest In tho fato of tho horolno, and were wondering what win going to become Of tho girl noxt door. From tnoir iilno, sho Is a tilco girl but. There poos tho nice, old dudo who brings mo odnsios. Thev'ro a hardy bloom, no says. Can't smoke at homo. Had f"i Ills heart, and smells up the laco cur tains. That would bo awful. Take Pottlo. dot a 200 fur coat frhm packing fruit. May Imvb to sell It to got to California to pack some more fruit, and get another fur coat. Home head, I'd flayl Hain't Naturo grand right nowl And In sho comes and In sinuates I'm using henna to mako my hair rod. I am. but nobody knows it Qno squawk out of that lady, and I'd make It pea groom Wo tiiinK much of each othor. Whon she says Hot Doggie, I say heatod canine And I roally thought sho was a good friend of mino until sho got to kissing mo eyory tlmo wo met. l';u Jacob to that old stuff, from a Mury Ann with , no moro principle than she's got. If I talked about penplo, you'd got an earful, old .dear. Ho gavo mo turkoy. Como out and I'll glvo you all tho gizzards and both hind legs, It thoro Is any.' .1 will sing. "My Mother Camo From Ireland; Try and tlet Her Hack Again!" ( FM' CTIIK . (Snllim, Hum., I'nlon) Fire destroyed another beauti ful Salina home, caused from soot In tho chimney. Why take a rhiinco? Think of your wlfo and buhies at homo. Mav.o them In BPected, repaired and cleaned. '!'. Tho Ku Klux Klan has quit fighting among thenisolvea over tho rich suck er crop, und "will unlto to organise tho nation." They mean they will Orcgonlzo tho nation. Tho lncomo tax law Is working with (joadly accuracy, and has a couple of capitalistic concerns on tho run. Tho ooinntonweallh should be perturbed This will bo offset by a tralnload of smnll-buro reformers from tho corn bolt. ' For Infant, infahdg Of Children h. rirlrlnnt Food-Drink for All Arm. ..iti ...nMiLr Home.ODiceoiFountains. SlicliMilk, Malteauram r.iruciin iow erfrTabtetforms. NourlWn-Nocookio. CWAmd ImUatioot and Subititutei HE RESULT in South Dakota undoubtedly shows the way the political wind is blowinrr. Unless all siu'ns fail, Jlr.-MoAdoo will secure the democratic nomination, and President Uuolidge will be nominated by the republicans. ! - There will be considerable opposition in both camps, 'i The "Mur i)hy-Taj,'f;crt faction will fight McAdpo tooth and nail and tho John- son-LitFoHette faction will do their "durndest" to scuttle the Cool- iilge ship.' , But when the noise and, tumult is over, it is a pretty safe wager that tlio clcuiihi'ivoh features of Messers. Coolidge -and tyc A.doq will be phqtograplicd on tho campaign buttons. ; A clean cut contest bctwon these two candidates, howeycr, is not in the cards. There will be at least .ono third party and perhaps a fourth anil fifth. In fact, the campaign next year promises to bis the greatest political scramble in the history cf American polities. Henry Ford of course is the imponderable factor. lie can have; as many ttyird party nominations as lie desires, but docs lie -really desire any of them ? , ' Tlio latest report from Detroit says he does not. And yet no one seems to believe it. If the Ford boom continues to grow, thero is a pretty general impression that Ilenry will crank the band wagon and jump in. , , Well, thero will be some liu'inor in the campaign anyway, and in ilie Dresent' state of world affairs, humor is not to bo sneezed at. (Joolidgo, McAdoo and Ford! All clean shaven men and somewhat lean what a picture for the White House artist to paint I : It's really a pity they couldn't all be elected. We really need more than one president. Many years ago a triumvirate 'succeeded, for a time. It might 'do better now. Henry could run the Tailroads, W. 0. 51. the movies and labor unions, and Calvin could write'thc mes sages, t - . . A flippant way to treat a serious subject no doubt. But somo wny at tho present writing ft is impossible to take the present political sit uation seriously, one can only laugh at-it or swear. Personal Health Service i ' By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. - J, ' NoUd Phy,ieian and Author : 8lgned letters pertaining to parsonal health' and hygiene, not to di sease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped, self addressed snvelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In Ink, Owing to the large number of letters received, only a few can be an swered here. No Veply can be made to queries not conforming to Instruc tions. Address Dr.' William Brady, In care of this newspaper. Fresh Air In School I contend that tho dulling influence of foul al on tho brain has- some thing tq-do wlth tho backwardness of QUILL POINTS There is nothing that can beat a nice fireplace if you have a fur nace to keep the house warm. A specialist is a doctor who is rich enough to play golf whilo his assistant does the work. . ' Most of tho classical dances remind us of trying' to get into a union suit in an upper berth. v K - ' " '. . The automobile replaces Dobbin very well, but an old easing above tho door won't bring good luck. ' It's.a good idea to convert all tho savages. Christian nations will need them as troops. No telling when the Few riuh men's sous amount, to much,. Unfortunately,1 however, (Jus ill also true of poor men's son's. He No man really rejoices when he gels a good stenographer. knows she will get married within six months. . , i .;; - This is an experimental, age,. as that scientist says, but too many of the experiments end in a divorce court. Tho very idea of spending so. much for stadiums whon there isn't garago space enough to accommodate half the students. V .'Bandits that have held up two Nebraska farmers, which indicates that the wheat brokers don't get to trim all of them. i Blacks! ono alone can teach you how to praetioo' law, but many, many books are necessary to leach you how to dodge it , Correct this sentence "I will contribute a thousand to your cause," said he, "but I want no publicity." Heredity, as wo understand it, is what, makes a boy get all of his bad (jualilies from his father's sido of the house. " '. It isn't always a yearning f,o be helpful that makes a husband offer to mind tho roast while his wifo goes to church, i . People once used a censer to provide perfume. Every time we meet a cake-cater, we wish thero wero a censor to delete it. Correct this sentence: "I'll have that tooth attended to," de clared hn; "just as soon as T can get time." LOOKING WISE. Di OC CASKET has two solemn eyes, inscrutable nre they; i Doc Caski'tjlu'nves some pregnant sighs when he has naught to my j he has the triek of looking wise, ami ho is rich today. Ho lias detractors here and tluu'c, ami drearily they drool; he hasn't learned a thing, they swear, xinee he emerged from sehool ; but little does Doe Casket on re; he smiles, serene nn,d eool. Ho has the trick of looking wise" upon his daily round; he's silent where less prudent guys fill all the nir with sound ; and if a patient lives or dies, the doe still looks profound. When I am well I view the doc with something like disdain; his air of majesty I mock and say it's all in vain; he hasn't got tho skill to knoek the cheapest sort of pain. Hut when I'm sick from heels to head, and full of earking fear, I say to those about my bed "Fetch old Doc Casket hero; I'll soon shake off this clammy dread when he is standing near." In time the good old. doc appears, he looks me o'er and sighst the Wisdom Of a million years seems brooding m his eyes; and I shake off my doubts and fears, he looks so beastly wise. Hchoot pupils now adays; L this makefe ao : much "homo-; work' necessary." Fresh nir In tho school room is con-' ceded by all author ities to bo an excel lent thing: for tho pupils. -:' The trouble with school room ventila tion; as it seems to me, is that tho of ficials ' whn dnffir- inlno what it shall be or how it shall bo provided are not nulto certain what fresh uir is or whether it is quite safo for young 'uns ' and 'teachers to breathe Anihiifulty is apparont in nearly every discussion of ventilation problems. ' Stripped of naHl-ScientIfic trim mlnps and tho forbidding atmosphere of mystery, ventilation means lotting sufficient air into and out of tho room. Tho simplest and most effic ient ventilation of a room is thru open windows. 'Ah, but that Implies a draft! Sure. Without a draft ven tilation is absolutely impossible. You must have a draft else breathe foul air. But just because it was formerly Imagined drafts brought pneumonia, dampness malaria, and night air con sumption, you don't havo to go on be lieving it. The simplest way to insure fresh nir in any school room having win dows is to fit tho windows with screens of unbleached muslin, full size of tho windows. This admits air and light yet excludes rain, snow, dust, wind, Insects and even drafts: School rooms thus equipped are easily kept at a comfortable temperature in. win ter without waste of fuel. - QUESTIONS AND AXSWEIIS Neuritis Hound the Heart ' Is neuritis round the heart danger ous? (Mrs. J. "W.) Answer.- No moro than in other situations. ' . ' , ' , ' ; it- . Cause of Iirh f Whal is the real cause 6t Itch? Aro there several kinds of itch? How does sulphur ointment operate to pro duce a cure? (Mrs. 8, .) Answer. Scabies, commonly called the itch, Is caused by a parasite, the itch mite, which can barely be seen with the naked eye. Tho mito burrows under the cuticle. Sulphur acts as f parasiticide (kills the parasites), pro vided a well made fresh ointment is used and sufficiently well rubbed Into the skin after a hot" soap and wator scrubbing prolonged to the limit of endurance. i Trachoma i. Kindly tell mo what trachoma Is. One of my girls has something like granulated eyelids. (B. G. W.) Answer. Trachoma is a contagious chronic, progressive eye Inflammation which seriously impairs' vision if not early recognized and vigorously treat ed. At one stag it resembles ordi nary "granulated" eyelids. It is widb ly prevalent in somo parts of ' the Bouth, including your section of Geor gia, IJ is commonly known as "red sore eyes." You should take your girl to an oculist for examination or find out from the health officer where tho nearest clinic or. eye hospital is. Tra choma spreads among children in school and among different members of the household. ; Change of Life ' I have a sister who a month ago wont insane. Doctors say it is change of life and that high, blood pressure caused it. . (T. L. C.) Answer. Neither of theso factors causes insanity.. There is no such thing as. change of life. High blood pressure is, a symptom or effect of various disease . conditions, . not cause. . - law ',31 "JUST TOVN TALK" Copied Right By HJka IT WAS a touching acono a a a ' IN RIOItE ways than ono ;.;.'.,". ..fV.;. ' AND I happened to seo it WHILE t watt standing OUTSIDE THE office door 9 ' a AND IT Impressed mo a . . TO SUCH anxtont a THAT I can,'t'holp ... WHITING ABOUT it j 1 . a a ND ALDIfRMAN Olomlprfor a a ''. ' WAS WALKING along a . ' . ON THE opposite aide ..a a OF OLD Front Stroot a a 'a IN GREAT dignity . . , a a a AND DELIBERATION ,. . a AS THOUGH ho wore carrying a a THE BURDENS of the world UPON HIS sho'iildors a a a . AND SUDDENLY boliind him ; a . a A VOICE erica out a a a COME BACK hero" AND HE Btoppod short AND TURNED around ' ! a . RATHER SLOW like a a AND FOCUSED his oyca i .- a . IN THE direction a a a WHENCE THE Bound camo ' a a a AND SAW a colored girl a a a ABOUT 15 years old a a STANDING ON the sidewalk . - GLANCING IN his direction a . a WITH NOBODY else In Bight AND HE looked at her .1 :T' I. t j". i : I '- y r .3 !, ' - WiTH, OUTRAGED dignity , ; . . . : .r . . 1 f- v.' WRITTEN ALL over Iiis luce AND TURNED round again .. a AND STARTJCD to resume :. , HIS WALK up street " a ' a ' a WHEN HE heard tho same voice a LOUDLY EXCLAIMING ' ' . . a -a - "COME BACK here -' " .; '.' . ' a a "YOU OLD rascal, you" , i - a a AND FROM where' I was ''''''. a a a I COULD see him ' i , j a a . SWELL UP with rage : " BUT THIS time -' . .. i . a a a ( HE DIDN'T turn around a ' a ' AND KEPT on his way . . a a , a ,, AND AT that momont a .' a FROM BEHIND a building ; ' ' ' ) a . " ' CAME A big Collio dog 'a a a AND THE girl called li t ill a a a A THIRD time ' w - - a , a a AND HE ran up to hor a a a AND SHE grabbed hini a a a BY HIS collar a a. a AND THEY went away .... a a a AND THE funny part Is ' a , a a THAT OUR mflv official a a ' a NEVER DID see the dog . . AND I'M writing this , a ; a SO HE'LL understand l.'. a'. a AND WILL regain . ' a a a HIS SENSE of humor . . a (',.' 1 THANK you. t ft OF 1 35c "Dandcrinc" so Improves " Lifeless, Neglected Hair Cirla! An abtnvlflno of luxuriant hair full of gloss, gh-anis wid life shortly follows A genuine toning up of ntyltvttsl ACAlpa with depoiHiable ''Dfuxlorine." . KnUim? hair. Itch'tnil scalp und the dandruif ia corrected imiuwUately. Xliin. tfry, wispy or ftwling hair 1ft quickly in vipnrat1, tnltinR on new utrength, wfnlor nml youthful b-auty. 'lamlorims', is oVlightful on Uie hair; t rfrehinj?. stimulating tonic not sticky or greasy 1 Any drugstore. , , ; v i- 'V '-J it THE GHEATEST THING IX THE WOULD f by Laurel Gray Whon the Gtovo II t, Keep It On Wotta life! Wotta life! If a girl marries a man for his brains she i suro.to be bored. Because a man who has 'cm In usually aware of om and h6 likes 'em pretty weH himself. If a girl' marries a man because ho is good looking, sho is sure to be the wretched prky of jealousy, even if sho has not a drop of jealous blood , in her dear little heart. Because good looking men are always ' per fectly aware of 'cm and. to boot, a compensating nature never allows cn any more brains than is good for 'cm. If a girl marries a man for sheer ro mance's sake, look out for squalls. A man' doesn't look" a bit romantic in ,a fuzzy bath robo and two days- growth of board. (I have brothers. I know 'em!) And romance I bo dif ficult to keep in its place. Romance is a great deal like lemon meringue pio. The hour it is fresh from the oven a wedge of it Is divine. But, somehow, there is something about the third wedge, day after tomorrow, that is well you know! If a girl marries a man just for a meal ticket, sho earns it all from soup to nuts, from the very first morning's break fast to the cold luncheon' of potted chicken and' water wafers that aro served her after sho comes back from tho cemetery, having seen him laid away, in tho silent tomb, I know oceans of married women; brides of eighteen and comfortably rotund ma trons of fifty-nine. I will not take Oath, Your Worship, that I know one who is downright happy! But I will solemnly raise my right hand and swear, before a jury of my peel's, that the ones who are content and com fortable, and gay and chummy and haven't any creases between the eyes, are tho ones who will privately con fess they haven't the least notion in the world why they did marry Bill, or Jim or Oswald. Of course, to you, my scholars, the reason is too easy. Tho answer Is that thoy wero SUITED to each other. And to be SUITED means to loveatid. to be loved! ' (Copyright John-F. Dllle Co.)'' Who rcnicmlicrs when wo used t' plly some poor little Indiscreet Kill Vaiiso bIhi Intel no mother t' iritldn hr? 'Anyhow 'broke nil records fcr short lived popu Inrltyl - " ' ' " "Cascarets" 10c Best Laxative "They Work Whilo You Sleep." If you feel sick, dizzy, upset, if your head is dull or aching, or your stomach is sour or gassy, just take one or two pleasant "Cascarefs" to relieve constipa tion and biliousness. No griping nicest cathartic-laxative on earth for Wen, Women and Children, 10c boxes, also 25 and 50c sizes any drug store. Beware of Imitations! Kodak Finishing tor those who demand the beat. Swem'i Studio 117 E. Mala Medford HAVE YOUR XMAS PHOTOGRAPHS made, now i - c' ' I at tho 4 Medford P. F. Studio in our new and liirger quarters' Hi(?h grade work ' at pojiulai prices. ' Over Medford Harnojss Co.' ' ' 228 E. MAIN' v! , Unless yon seo tho "Bnvnr fWa" on pnckiiL'o or oh tablets von urn imt rot ting -the gcmiino Buyer Aspirin provcil safo by millions and prescribed by physicians over twenty-three years for Colds ' IToadacho Toothacho , Lumbago Neuritis Rheumatism Nouralgia , Pain, Pain Accent "Baver Tablets nf ARnlrin" only. Kach unbroken package contains ?roven directions. Handy boxes of welvo tablets cost few cents. Drug gists also sell bottles of 24 and 100. Aspirin is tine trade mark of Rsvct Manufacture of Monoaeeti Salicylicacid. 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