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PAGE FOUR MflDPOHD MATL' TKTnTjyn. METTPORT), OREGON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 7. 1923 rtRDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE 4N INUKPBNOENT NEWSPAPER f'BLIBHED KVERT! AFTERNOON t BXCEPT SUNDAY BY THJt MEDKORD PRINTING CO. ' I'ha atadford Bunday afornlna Sun la rnrnlaUMl aubaorlDerp aaainng a mtib lay dally oawapapar. Offlea Mall Tribune Building, ti-17-ll lorth Fir atraet. Pbonc 76 A oonaolldatlon of the Democratic rimea, toe Medford Mall, the Medford . Trlbunt. the Bouthern Oregonlao. Toe Oakland Tribune. HOBBHT W. RUHU Editor. 8. BUMPTJflR SMITH, Manaaer. HT MAIL In Advance: Pally with Sundny Sun. year 7.J Dally wltt Sunday Sun. montn .76 Dally. wl'h'Uit Sunday Sun, year. .G0 Dally, without Sunday Sun, month .66 eekl Mall Tribune, one year Z.Ou . juntoy dun, one year l.OO SY CARRIE! In Medford. Aahland, Jacksonville. Central Point, Phoenix, Taleotand on Hlghwaya: Dally, with Sunday Sun, month.. .76 Dally, without Sunday Sun, month .66 Dally, without Sunday Sun. year.. 7.60 Dally, with Sunday Sun, one year 8.60 All Urma by carrier, caah In advance. Entered aa aetrenf. craaa matter at tfedford. Oregon, under act of March 6, 7 ' Official paper of the City of Medford. Official paper of Jackson County. The only paper heiwnei, isuRune, Ore., ' and Sacrarmmto. Calif., a dlatanoe of over 600 mllea, having leaaed wire Aaao olated Preaa Servtoe. Sworn aalry avernat cn-culatloii for ll month! ending October 1, 3370, aiore than double the circulation of any other paper publlahad or circulated In Jackaon County. UBMSURd OP THB ASSOCIATED PRESS. , . Tht Aaaoolatad Preaa la exolualvely atltled to the uae for republication of all newa dlapntchea credited to It or not athnrwlM credited In thla pnaer, end alao to the local newa publlahed herein. All rlghta of republication of Ductal 1 Ye Smudge Pot "ey Arthur Perry. . Nothlwr to fiKht About, and nothlnB to cry about, bo only 30 por cent of tha voters of Oregon exerciHed tholr porogatlve, or anything elao, by wan dering down to the polls yesterday. As nutty a notion as any ever cookod up by a fool legislature, 'the Income tax bill, lacked the llfoglvlng Injection of prohibition, religion, and other preju dice arousing subjects, having nothing whatever to do with the Issue at hand. And furthermore, the churchos did not enter the political arena this tlmo, and there were no yellow tickets shoved under front doors of the resi dence' district, at three o'clock In tho morning, by cltlr-ons who would not think of doing It In broad daylight. To be suro, tho Governor bawled his darndest, but ho was shy tho support of the Republican party, and the statewldo sob aiuad. P. Wilson Walto, tho cornet virtu oso Is essnylng a mustache. It Is : aturdyyStand of bristles in V major, opua e i. The senior socdsendcr has uttered his statement Incidental to heaving I his fedora Into the ring. All wore visibly Impressed by the fearless man ner In which ho flatfootedly called hellralslng organizations by their first name. HE CAN'T BE HOARSE ' (I'cmllcum Eiist Oregoiiliiti) Kenneth Chittenden has beon absent from school sovoral days this week suffering from a soro throat and hoarseness. A IjADY talks This was the proposition ho put up I to mo: You take tho sowing machine, I ' pay flvo bones down, and five each month until said contract is obligated In whole and part, ess oss greetings, oounty of Jackson, state of hyatorla. He told mo: I may be back In a month, I mn bo back In a year, and 1 may nevor bo back. That-soundod encouraging; but his mldillo name Is Promptness. I'm eimy. You don't know whoro I could pick up a cheap, ticcond-hnnd torpedo boat, to keep this lndlsponsable sewing machlno from getting lonosomo. I thought I knew men, but I don't know drum mers. Her nnmo In. KUza, but they call her Hilly for short. Her frtend'i name Is Cap. If tho truth was known her Mother started her out as Ilattie. O, Gee! hain't that a hock of a note! Bhe called mo a brazon heifer. I said, since you've found mo out, smack down your husband's ears, or 1 will. He started this giddy stuff In the first place, l'oor fellow! Ho looked like little Eva going to Heaven, so I re frained from replying to her Insults. Home wasn't built In a day. I'll get her yet. I hopo somobody I know catches tho train robbers and tho re ward. No word from Elslo, person ally. Bent a telegram to her man. It said: Yesterday 1 wired you for ton and aa yet havo received no reply. Elslo. Thnt "as yet" gets mo; you can't kill hope. -, FOOI FOR THE EYE (.Jacksonville l'ost) The now rostaurnnt opened here last week in tho Gardner building, next to tho gurngo. by Mrs. Leora Bmlth and Mrs. Geo. , Howard, Is doing a nice business. Drop In- nnd see what a neat clean place It Is. . The external nnd Internal troubles of the more or less Invisible Empire of the Ku Klux Klnn grow interest ing;. The nightgown of tho ex-Grand Dragon of tho Konlm of tho Pacific, la vacated by a bullnt, fired by the hand of an editor, shy of Klannlsh- ness. Tho Orand Guxookua is fight- : Ing the Imperial Wizard, for control ' of the profits from the next skinning ! ' of suckers; the boys nt llnstrop have I been convicted of taking tho law into their own hands, by a Judge, not a I Jury; a alnner In New Mexico, In need j of n. flogging, made three of tho ; holier-than-thou outfit, holey physl- j cally, with a .30-30, and all ovor tho land there ore signs tho graft Is petering out, and tho masses are not ' as krazy aa they used to be. Hut there la one note of good cheer eon- j talned In tho news of the day. "Tho Emperor will Issue a stotement from the palace." How nleo of "the Em peror to Issue a statement from tho palace." And this la America. I GIVE LIBERALLY TO THE RED CROSS. i i HELPING the Red Cross in Jackson county means helping our selves. For the Red Cross is today, the clearing house for charitable work in southern Oregon. In the past year, nearly 1000 needy and deserving people havo been fed and clothed, hundreds of ex-soldiers have been given medical treatment free of charge, and di rected to positions where they have been able to provide for them selves, scores of children have been literally saved from lives of de pendence and degradation. Viewed merely from a selfish standpoint, giving to the Red Cross is actually making an investment which pays every diy in the year n better citizenship, lower taxes, and a more attractive community in which to live. For every case neglected means, another dependent, which means greater public expenditures; every destitute home dis regarded, means a liability that steadily grows and must be met at some future time. This year the appeal should be greeted with a particularly hearty Mid generous response. For the Japanese disaster demonstrated once and for all, ihnt the Red Cross must be maintained. Without the Red Cross and the machinery of immediate aid which it alone provided, America could never have done what was done in Japan, and -one of the most glorious chapters in American good will and benevolence could never have been written. But aside from the material standpoint, tho practical view of dol lars and cents, there is, the privelege and the satisfaction which the Hed Cross offers, to those who wisli to help those less fortunate than themselves. There is so much more good will than is ever effectively expressed. Tho TCed Cross translates this vast unorganized sentiment into effective and constructive action. So every dollar given' the Red Cross means a dollar given to the great cause of Humanity, abroad when some overwhelming disaster demands, but every hour in every day, at home. There could be no worthier cause than this. Medford and Jackson county should go over the top in the drive tomorrow, with a record breaking slim and in record time. QUILL POINTS Blessed are the peacemakers. None but the amateurs duck in boxing, but the most skilled per formers do it in politics. Old Nero wnsn 't such a bad egg. burned but ho didn't play polities. In these hard-boiled times, an has no parents to be ashamed of. Still', a monkey would be much like a human if yon could innocu late him with a germ of avarice. .' v. ": 'America is -safe- while -Inost of lief kicking is caused by having more goods than she can dispose of. . i - J Tense situations no longer alarm tho world. It has learned that ihcy nil tend to become past tense. A politician never begins to talk untiljio gets his hands on the reins. , V . An educated man is one who can and give a rcasonablo explanation. The charming new frbeks are ight lines are those about Dad's Not all reforms are occasioned iver a new feaf when ho turns over The troublo is that if a man is St. James, he is too useful to spare. It must be a great consolation to those who are being persecuted to know that they are merely being reformed. ; That Berliner arrested for making counterfeit marks may have had no sense of honor, but be had a keen sense of humor. Correct this sentence: "He could have gone into the fifth grade this year," claimed tho mother, "but wo wont him to be thorough." Nothing works out right. By the time a car begins to run good it is looking rather shabby and no longer impresses tho neighbors. ft RipplingRhumos Z. J S...t-ix a a W -a 19 won S i aa i THE STATESMAN. WITH Congressman McGoing I walked the village street; a beastly wind was blowing, with rain that turned to sleet. I said. "This woozy weather is simply a disgrace; so let us cuss together, in tenor and in lnss." The statesman showed dejection, but made me no reply, and nfter some reflection I saw the reason why. Such weather though men hato it may help the prunes or oats, and if he should berate it he well might'loso some votes. He might offend some granger who overheard his kick, and then he'd be in danger from that indignant hick. 'And there were also dealers in rubber overshoes, nnd they'd be soro; on spielers who would tho raiu abuse. . And merchants dealt in slickers, the fancy ones and plain, and they'd detest the kickers who beefed about the rain. Jt isn't safe to utter the feoblest kind of kicks, if one would safely flutter arouud in politics. Hut I have no ambition to run for any snap; I'm u-flsed with my condition, I am ft humble sap. And when my anger 'e growing I knock with .skill and tact, while Congressman McGoing is dodging every fact. I make ft daunt less showing, tho lurid language flies, while Congressman Me Going is merely looking wise. They get to loaf most of the time. He may have fiddled while Rome orphan has one social advantage. It about the duty of party harmony . nnino the members of the cabinet appearing in abundance. Tho only mouth. ( by piety. A man usually turns a new ear. rich enough to go to the Court of ron aft I m Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. . Not J Phytielan and Author , Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to di sease diagnotla or treatment, will be anawered by Or, Brady If a atamped, self addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In Ink.. Owing to the large number of letters received, only a few can be an swered here. No reply can be made to querlea not conforming to Instruc tions. Address Dr. William Brady, In care of this newspaper. Hurrahing In 1916, before prohibition and be fore the war. 090 peraona died from alcoholism in Now York City. In 1920, under prohibition and with -the men back home from the war, only 127 death, occurred from alcoholism in thla Europoan metropolis of America. These are figures, of the health depart ment of New York City. In 1917, ( accord ing to statistics of American life insur ance companies, the death rate from al cohol Ism among poll cy holders was 4.9 per 100,000. In 1921 the death rato had dropped to 0.9 per 100,000 policy holders. Hut an announcement from the de partment of public welfare recently publlahed In the press, indicates that tho number of cases of alcoholism treated in the hospitals under the jurisdiction of Mr. Color's department has steadily Increased since 1919. Commissioner Coler declares that the cases of alcoholism .are not only In creasing In number but they are more violent and deadly than heretofore. Then Dr. John F. Fitzgerald, general medical superintendent In Mr. Color's department, explains it all In this manner: f , .. 7- "It Is an indisputable, fact that liquor now is easierto get anil that It is of a much better quality than that obtainable heretofore since pro hibition. This might argue against the theory that cases of alcoholism re quiring hospital attention are on the increase, were it not also a fact that men drink more today. than they did before prohibition. Perhaps the sum total of their drinking 1b not aa great as it was before prohibition, but they drink more at one .time than they did." . In order to appreciate the logic of the foregoing remarks one would probably havo to fill up with some of the better quality bootliquor available in New York. '. ,, ', j i " . Then Dr. Fitzgerald points out with equal clarity the relation between ulcoholtsm and vdrugr addiction, r He maintains that a a mall number of ad dicts required treatment in the years when alcoholism wls rampant; the number of addicts ijapidly Increase.! when prohibition set. in and alcoholics wero fewer In number., ' He thinks drug addiction Is less, prevalent when good liquor is ', readily',' obtainable, and he is of the 6pjnlon that people "JUST TOWN TALK" Copied Right Bj Hike EVERY NIGHT ! a . ' a WHEN I go to bod . t UEFORE DOZING oft a TO SLUMDERLAND m a a VISIONS COME . a ' a OP FUNNY things J : I COULD writo about . AND OF wondorful things a THAT, I could do . AND AS$ I close my eyes " . I THINK of things . THAT I would say,' . a " IF I wero called i a a TO MAKE a speech OR HOW I'd act .. - a IF IN the dead of night i tii'a ON A lonely street) .' at' A HOLDUP man a a ' WOULD DEMAND of ma a MY WATCH and chain . a a OF IF somotime . a a a I TURNED a corner , a a TO COME upon a A HELPLESS maid a HELD IN the grip a a OF SOME strange man a AND A3 my eyes a a CLOSE DROWSILY - a w I CAN hear the applause a a a FOR THE ringing words THAT I would say a . IN MY dream speech a a OR I can almost feel a a THE SMACK of fist a UPON THE Jaw . . a a a OF THE vllllan . va DEMANDING OF me a a MY VALUABLES for Hootch who drink will not resort to drugs so long as they are able to get good liquor. Many thousands of opium and mor phine addicts cultivated the drug craving via the liquor route. Moat of the addicts a physician encounters from year to year are persons who began by secret tippling or open drinking. Indeed, a favorite Introduc tion to the opium habit Is the use of certain standard, familiar old "medi cine" which cqntains just enough opium and just enough alcohol to create an appetite for either or both; this medicine Is today freely purchas able by anybody without restriction. The "better quality" liquor which Is so much easier to get in New York these days, according to the authori tative announcement of the depart ment' of public welfare, looks to me like! a darn poor argument against prohibition, unless Mr. Coler and Dr. Fitzgerald believe that by getting all the men In the hospitals they will be able to impress upon the wives and children the iniquity of the eighteenth amendment. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Pamphlet on Infant Caro A valuable pamphlet which I rec ommended In a special article is pub lished by the children's bureau, de partment of labor, under the title of "Infant Care." Any one may obtain a copy by sending 10 cents to the superintendent of documents, govern ment printing office, "Washington, and asking for a copy of the pamphlet as described. I regret that I made an error when I gave the price as 5 cents. -No price 13 mentioned on the pamphlet; many Buch government publications sell for 5. cents. I fear tho error caused considerable annoy ance to tho superintendent of docu ments,, who had to -write to so many applicants for the extra nickel. If It were a little pig or a cockroach or even a canary, you could get authori tative advice from the government free of charge, but if It is a baby, don't forget to send 10 conts. Tho Best Milk '..Unable to got certified milk In our town. We get raw milk from a good dairy. Our littlo girl is 16 months old. Please send some advice about her diet. Which Is better, raw 'milk from a godd dairy or pasteurized milk? (Mrs. T. P. L.) Answer. Send a stamped ehvolope bearing your address for advice about the diet of babies over a year old. Certified milk, when obtainable, Is the ideal article' for children and is worth all It costs as a health food. ' ' ' OR INSULTING ' ' a ' " THE TIMID maid a a a AND THEN sometimes a a WHILE WAITING a THERE IN the dark FOR THE sleep to come I'LL SEE myself a a a DASH FROM the curb a TO SAVE the lifo a a a . OF A little child . . a IN THE nick of time FROM A run away a . AND THEN I'll awake a a a I GO my way a a a AND FORGET tho things a a I THOUGHT up a a a TO WRITE about mm THE NIGHT before a a a ' AND AS I play my part ' a a a IN THE busy world .- I HAVE no time ' ' a a a TO THINK of myself a a a IN A hero's role a a a UNTIL AGAIN It's time a a a TO GO to sleep a a a ' AND MY mind slides away a a a TO THE wonderful land a a a OF. MAKE believe a a a I THANK you. v "or infant Invalids ae Children The Original ood-Drink for All Ages Quick Lunch t Horn e.Officefc Fountains. Rich M U k, M oi ted Grain E xtruct lr. Pow derai Tablet forms. NcariMnc-Nor..lnr. HaT Avoid Imitation and SubjL.tr.e ai.sr MM THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD Ey Laurel oray. A Hiss nt Timidity Timidity is the most exasperating weakness to which the human char acter is subject. And in no other form of expression Is It more thor oughly irritating than in the love as sociation. I fair ly wrltho when I e n c o u nter tho profoundly tire some gesture of a llmld lover. Love ought to strengthen the nerve and bols ter up the will of a timid person, but, somehow, it doesn't do any thing of tho kind. Why? A girl who is timid will de fer marriage time and time again, and in the end tho object of her passion is defeated. Even when marriage is finally consummated, she finds that It has staled. Long engagements are more often the result of timidity and cowardice than wisdom and caution, although these two virtues are fre quently nothing but timidity In shal low disguise. A man will often marry the girl he doesn't really I0V0 because he doesn't dare come out in the open and :tell her- bo. . I'm not defending the male jilts who; rush a girl, and after having paid ardont court, sud denly tire 1 and retire, leaving her waiting at the church, so to speak. I think such follows are unspeakable cads and tar-and featherln quite too good for-them 1 Jlut I do believe tho time to remedy mistakes is before they are made. Atlmtd man will make a whole lot more mistakes than a blundering fellow who blurts' out the truth bravely and stands by to tnke the consequences. Timidity has no logical place in tho lovers' sun. A modest, shy young lady is adorable. But a timid girl is a fool. Thero Is iron In the soul of every one of us and we must let it function. Face facts' COMMUNICATIONS Not First Woman's Bank. To the Editor: The Cleveland woman's bank 13 not tho first of its kind. In Clarksvllle, Tennessee, a little eouthern city nestl ing beside the Cumberland river,, a women's bank, operated by women, for women has been established at least four years. Mrs. Runyon. presi dent; Mrs. Wynn," cashier. I have for gotten the names 'bf other officers. MKS. CAROLYN AMOSS, (of ' Kentucky) " Summit Ave. Medford, Ore., Nov. 6. Ta Matter of Brall-i1? T.'' To the Editor: . I trust that you will see fit to enter the following facts in your "Quill Point" column: , : It Is not labor that Is responsible for the wealth and progress of the past 150 years, but BRAINS. Labor would often bo idle if It wero notfor tho THINKER who devises, Invents, nnd creates undreamed of opportunities for labor. The attack on wealth, therefore, Is primarily an attack on brains, Bolshevists, I. W. W.'s and social ists would soon make it a crime for anyone to have any sense or creative ability., B. S. F. To Cure a Cold m One Day . 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The dangers., of ..fire, storm, loss or accident do not wait. They aro always present. - ' Wo can furnish you all forms of Property Protection Policies in time. Way we call today? McCurdy-Daniels Insurance Agency, Inc. Phone 123 Medford Natl Bank Bldg. Close-in Home With Income ' vf. For Sale . r . Owner of Home at 325 jSmtli Ivivcrside will sell t a reasonable! 'prTco, nliA liberal terms on deferred payments, at G per cent.-. ..':--'.,. ' ,- j '. 's ""'" Home is modern, large lot, lots of shade,' property in rear may, be included or ex cluded, according to desire of purchaser. Tncomc from apartment and sleeping rooms. See owner at 325 South Riversido for particulars, Medford Iron Works Onr Specialty Medford Quartz Mill Mia Inn and Sawmill Machinery. General Foundry and Machlae Work. USB N. Centra M. The Day of the Knight ia HERB Do you know that high-priced foreign cars have Knight Motors? : -" v - j Let Yoar Next Car Be a WILLYS KNIGHT The Busy Corner Motor Co. 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