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MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, PRECOX, MONDAY, NOVEMBER ', 1023
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
' Tho. Benlor sotMlfionder from this
.'commonwealth will niuko a Biiitomnni
this week on how lio stands, nnd IiIh
tjoiiHtituentH uro at Iiibs to kupbh wimt
he will nut turn about.
, WINK AND WOMI'.N
" (Wutwlou (III.) Tliui'H)
NOTIC13 I, tho tiniloralKiiod, will
notify nnd warn tlmio who lo
Bho It iibout tho falsi! ultoninci-a
that lutvo hcon iintmed that I have
lieon lnUixit-alod. Tluit is untrue.
I hnvo sworn of all intoxicating
drinks. Also all fomftlo pxw-pt
. my wlfo ttnd dnilRlitor. That is
all sworn off nil my llfnllmo.
V. H. WlSIONHOllN.
, ' Ol'lt TKAC1IKII.
n., i w Wren. 1
Sho lauttht us how to study nnd 1)0-
havo
And prcRfied our awkward flniicrs to
tho pen.
TIihiukIi trying houis sho punlHlied
) or forxave
And treated ua, at times, like grown
up men.
With KlowlnB tonguo alio Imnlshcd
.' ,...,... ,,,,.1 ,llu
And to thut ,buro nnd 'tn-romantlo
room
Brought surtrlng boiib and Bhlps and
.......I, lulnu
And raptaluB lured from somo for-
gntton tomb,
i soo her now, In teara bohlnd hor
book,
Provoked by things I could not coin-
....lw.ti.l
And yet I know how haughty sho
could look.
'How firmly Btand for right how well
befriend.
Ah, once Bho anld, HCo might havo hold
Had Clod forgotten and mudo hor
o, boy! ,
A IjADV TAIiKS.
Tho first week she worked hero,
Bho had Buch n long face, I thougnt
Bho must bo a Methodist, but I never
caught her petticoat hanging eight
Inches below her skirt. Nothing but
religion could make a girl bo Bad, and
ovory time I got a good look at ner
1 felt like Old Muck Joe. Her man
wouldn't let her bob her hair, nnd
tho world's all wrong. Bho h'alnt got
the right kind of a nock for it. to
be honest with you. Well, sho whuck
od it off, nnd Is all over tho bark
and blto stuff. A girl ahootlng bia
cuitB and Blinglng hash has. got to
havo somo pleasures, whether sho'B
ontltlod to tho buiuo or not. Her
hubby Is a drummer. Huns through
here. I'robably needs too If tho truth
was known. There's that brat acrosa
tho street, who wan bo freah with mo.
Wish he'd como over.
O! KIHCltUH'IU
(I'olk Co. ltcmlor)
, Sheriff Orr has in Ills posses
sion nn assortment of women's
clothing and accessories which
wero turned over to him by J. K.
" Mason, a farmer who Uvea a
short distance west ot Dallas on
, the Onkdnlo road. Tho collection
,.. consists of a wonmn'8 wnrilroho
r black canton crepo dress, black
. Bilk 8lip-on, hat of turhln stylo
of exceptionally good material,
black cape, towel, comb and hair-
', brush and a deck of playing
curds. Tho goods worn found
V lying by a pllo of nppM boxes
, near the Wilson pruno rtryor.
Investb;allon by the sheriff failed
' to dlscloao any evidence of foul
' play.
FOIt BALK ruro-bred milking
Shorthorn bull, nlno months old, price
f 00. (West Liberty Index). Ain't
nnture grann:
-LITE-FOOT"
rwlere4 .
DANCE FLOOR
WAX
OlYes Bmooth. 'illd
ttiff finish to hard
or aoft-wood floors.
NO Ann. GltKABB
UIl DUST.
T o a r druirglst has
It. . If not. send ua -atampa.
76r for one
pound package.
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run
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STICKING THE "OTHER FELLOW."
STICKr.VO the "other fellows" of course is a popular pastime.
But those who intend to vote for the state income tax, on this
ground, are due for a sad awakening.
For if they would hut read the bill before voting for it, they would
find that noni" of the "other fellows" at least are exempt. There
aro the bankers, for example and the insurance men. They escape
the state income tax entirely, why no one has yet explained. . .
Then the assumption that the bill only hits the man with a large
income is also erroneous. The single man who earns twenty dollars a
week or more has to pay an income, tax under this bill. It is a very
small amount for the $20 man, but it is a tax nevertheless.
The married man who has an income of $175 per month or more
lias to pay an income tax under the provisions of the proposed meas
ure. J'ractieally no salaried man escapes. ' ' ' '
Moreover, instead of the proposed income tax relieving the tax
iuirden of any Oregon tax payer it is certain, that if the' income tax
passes it will simply mean .that more money will be spent at Salem,
more office holders appointed and that tho net result will be to give
no material relief whatever.
As long as no other coast state lias an income tax The Mail Trib
une would oppose the adoption of any income tax measure at the
present time, even if it wero a desirable, measure of its kind. But
even the proponents of this bill admit it is full of inequalities and de
fects, Why adopt it then? Why not wait until the entire matter can be
threshed out properly, and a uniform income tax bill adopted by Cali
fornia, Oregon and Washington.
Such a procedure would insure a more satisfactory income tax
measure and would also save Oregon from again playing the part of
thegoat. Oregon, in our judgment, has played the part of the goat
too frequently already.
QUILL
' Fool law : One that interferes
. , :
It isn't the rattled sword that
statesmen.
The wets need not despair. Some
natural death.
The hunting season for small
doesn't begin until January 1.
When a great European says
means that ho isn't going to biro a
Just because Italy is shaped like
notion that nobody will lick it.
Another reason for divorce, we'siirmisc is a dish of cereal and a
vase of flowers on the modern breakfast table.
Nothing else so encourages swell-head as the privilege of showing
off before a wife who hasn't much sense.
The reason a few people "run
is willing to do so much work for
A Detroit scientist says reckless drivers arc feeble-minded and
wc had no idea ioiocy was so nearly universal.
Pathos and humor arc much the same. ' It all depends on whether
the sore thumb is on your hand or the other fellow's.
Any man can feel important when dressed in glad raiment, lut
(inly tho great can feel that way while looking sloppy. . .
Matrimony has ils littlo drawbacks, but it offers people a unique
opportunity to get acquainted with one another.
When old Bobbin went whi.zing
a modern driver goes whizzing by,
If you could sell oil stock to every
reputation ; if you don't do it, that's
As wc understand tho economists, the cost of living will not be
come less util there is somo falling off in the demand.
Tho Turks don't yet know what a real republic is. Wait until their
legislators begin to think up new sources of revenuo.
RIpplingRhumos
IMPENDING
SOMK DAT, unless you mind the rules when' driving in tho
crowds, you'll moot the fato'of reckless fools who fill untimely
shrouds. There is more peril every day about the thronging mart,
and every gent who drives a dray should know the rules by heart.
And knowing them he should abide by all those rules decree, nnd
thus he may in safety ride for seven years or three. Each day tho
deadly perils grow, new drivers loom in view, toshow how little
th'fj" nifty know of steering vans that choo. Ami babes and suck
lings may be seen, the steering wheel in hand, while worried
peelers wot and ween such infants should be canned. The frenzied
female speeds her boat ami zigzags everywhere, ami gets the ever
lasting goat of those who don't beware. And he who'd live q
seemly while must watch for such as these, for drivers who are
full of guile, for those whose heads are cheese. It is not proper to
depend upon the other guy, or to remote surroundings lend aiv
absent, dreamy eye. Oh, vigilant must bo the man, his brain and
vision clear, who hopes to tool a chugging van in safety for a
year. One instant's carelessness ' mny cost a collarbone or leg,'
so read tho rules by scribes embossed, and follow them, I beg.
POINTS
with your pet graft or your pet vice.
menaces the world now, but rattled
. ' '
of the other amendments died a
game is open now, but Leap Year
ho is coming over incognito, he
hall. ,
a boot, Mussolini mustn't get the
the church" is because nobody else
nothing.
by, ho was feeling Jiis oats. When
ho is feeling his rye.
man of your acquaintance, that's
character.
DOOM.
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
Noted Physician and Author
.Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to di
sease diagnosis or treatment, will be
self addressed-envelope Is enclosed.
Ink. Owing to the large number of letters received, only a few can be an
swered here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instruc
tions. Address Dr. William Brady, In care of this newspaper.
The Attack of
Tho hemorrhoidal veins may. be
overdistended, diluted and enlurged
(vurieose veins) for a considerable
puriod, or indeed for many years, be
fgie the subject realizes thut ho has
piles. The first "attack of pilos" oc
curs when tho affected vein or. veins
become Inflamed (phlebitis); thla In
flammation or phle
bitis is. brought on,
each time, by Infec
tion, that is by in
vasion of the mu
cous membrane and
tho . tissues of the
wall of the vein by
germs. The why
nnd wherofrom of
the germs w e'l 1
point out presently
if I don't forget It.
Here we must
repeat that (1)
nbput pne out' of every three .cases
purporting .to'be "piles" are not piles
at q,l); If. .treated as piles only disap
pointment or hurm can result; (2)
complete and permanent relief is ob
tainable by removal or obliteration of
tho affected veins by one or another
surgical means;, and 3) constipation
predisposes to or aggravates piles and
piles constipation. The unhygienic
habit of taking physics predisposes to
or aggravates both conditions, so that
it is a very sad state of affairs indeed
but people just will have their own
way despito what I tell 'em.
Adhering cheerfully to my custom
I refrain from going Into tho symp
toms, but it is good for everybody s
health to have just an inkling about
the different classes of piles. There
is the ordinary external hemorrhoid,
painless in the quiescent or usual
state, but very painful when an "at
tack" is on, that Is when the vein
is inflamed 'phlebitis), particularly
when a thrombus or clot forms within
the inflamed .vein (thrombos phle
bitis) a condition which demands
Incision and turning out of the . clot.
A second class is internal or "blind"
pllo, which is prone to bleed; the
bleeding is In many cases unnoticed
by the victim until, eventually. It
undermines tho health very gravely,
whether the victim knows his trouble
is piles or not. A third type is "itch
ing" piles. Any condition of hemor
rhoids may cause more or less Itching
but probably Jit the majority of in
stances when ' people complain of
Itching piles" they havo no piles
at all.
And now, patting myself on the
back for my excellent memory, I
again refer to the role of the inevit
able germs in precipitating the
"attack" of piles. Pathogenic (di
sease producing) germs cannot pass
thru the normal mucous membrane
"JUST TOWN TALK"
Copied Right
HE'S A little fellow
...
AND JUST nt the age
. a a
WHERE HE wants to know
ALL THERE Is to know
ADOUT EVERYTHING
- .
AND IF asking questions
WOULD GIVE him
ALL THE information
...
HE IS seeking
a a
HE'D KNOW everything
a . .
lAND THE other night
...
WHILE THE family
WAS ALL assembled
a .
AROUND THE big lamp .
.
ON THE library table
HE BEGAN to ask .
.
HIS USUAL stream'
w
OP PERTINENT questions
AND AFTER being ignored
CHILDREN CRY FOR "CASTOBIA"
Especially Prepared for Infants and Children of All Ages
Mother! Fletcher's 'Castoria . has
been in uae for over 30 years as a
pleasant, harmless substitute for
Castor Oil, Paregoric. Teethinp; Drops
and Soothing Syrups. Contains no
narcotics. Proven directions are on
each package. , Physicians everywhere
Steel Bond Boxes
For keeping papeis at home or in the bank. Import
ant papers a,re apt ,to et lost if not kept in
a locked box.' All sizes, large and small.
Medford Book Store
34 No. Central. '
answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped,
Letters should be brief and written In
Hemorrhoids
anywhere, but must have somo way
opened for them, such as a trifling
abrasion or injury or puncture or
soratch. In the ordinary attack of
Inflammation of a hemorrhoidal vein
the injury which opens the way Is a
slight abrasion from hardened fecal
matter or a slight tear from the drag
ging effect of straining in constipa
tion, or a minute opening in the mu
cous membrane over the distended,
swollen pile occurs from ulceration.
So there you are, all set for the germs
to move in and start something.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Character Analysis
You hold that character analysis is
foolish. Perhaps your conclusion was
reached after having an experience
with an incompetent analyst. I have
two years and am prepared to prove
i it is not foolish. I talked recently
jwlth the head of the' department of
'anthropology of a great state univer
sity and we agreed perfectly upon tho
analysis is based. If you will send
me a picture of yourself and toll me
the color of your eyes and hair and
whether your flesh is of hard or soft
consistency, I will send you an anal
ysis of yourself . that will challenge
your statement that character anal
ysis Is foolish. (Mrs. N. B. C.)
Answer. I'm afraid my flesh Isn't
quite soft enough to do that. Char
acter analysis based on such things is
foolish. Character analysis based
upon personal appearance or upon
handwriting isn't character analysis
but Just an amusing pastime. No
human mind con rend character by
such trivial signs, tho a lot of folks
pretend to do so. A very interesting
routine "character analysis" may be
drawn up which will strike within
recognizable distance of at least GO
per cent of the subjects.
Tlio Room of a Consumptive
Ia it dangerous to sleep in a room
that has been occupied by a consump
tive? If so, what precautions should
one take with respect to ceiling, walls
and woodwork? (MIbs H. A.)
Answer. If the . consumptive was
intelligent and careful, that is, cleanly
or properly cared for, thero Is no risk
involved in occupying the room. If
the consumptive was vicious, un
cleanly or. careless nnd tho walls,
woodwork ' or floor or furnishings
show obvious soiling, everything
should be scrubbed, repainted, re
papered or otherwise renovated. The
! only consumptive that endangers
those not intimately associated with j
(Kid in iu i;iiuiuiil ur viLiuua une,
or the one not under proper nursing
caro too enfeebled to exerciso intelli
gence as to cleanliness.
Bj Mike
FOR SOME littlo tlmo
.
HE FINALLY said:
"FATHER DID you evor
"HAVE ANOTHER wife
"BESIDES MY mothor?"
. a a-
AND HIS query
BROUGHT HIS father to
a a
AND HE answered
...
"NO, MY boy
a .
"WHAT MADE you
"ASK SUCH a question?"
...
"BECAUSE," SAID the boy
...
"I SAW in the Bible
...
"THAT'S IN mother's room
. . .
"WHERE ' YOU married
.' . .
"ANNO DOMINI in 1889
...
"AND THAT isn't mother
...
"HER NAME was Sarah Smith"
I THANK you.
recommend . it. The kind you have
always bougnt bears signature ot
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Time Huvo Changed, Yes SIR!
One of tho uuaintest notions that
seems to be an inseparable part of
man's consciousness is that If a S'
loves him, she will cheerfully nban
don all her Ideas
and ideals, and
accept his, or at
least, she will re
form and reshape
her notions to fit
in with those of
the monsieur. If
a man hates cab
bnge, ho expects
his sweetheart or
wife to hnte cab
bage. If he adores
Pola Negri nnd
insists on going
to see her movies
at least three nights running, ho ex
pects the lady of his choice, as the
saying goes,' to also udoro the JNepri
This streak in a man must be met
with n firm resistance if th6 lady in
the case ever expects to enjoy a mo
ment of independence nnd happi
ness. A man mustn't bo allowed to
get away with it. But a man in love
is a sly, subtle, insinuating creature.
nnd these preferences and aversloriRf
of his, which he deftly forces upon
his lady-love, come masked in the
rosy disguise of a desire to shnre with
her his most intimate possessions.
That is what wins a girl's sympathy
and her actuiiesecnee. And that fs
why men manage to havo their way
about such things. A woman must l.e
alert to preserve her individuality. In
that dear and dead generation wnen
ladies woro pantalettes and polto bon
nets (with tho strings fetchingly tied
under their dainty chins) a woman
wasn't supposed to have an original.
personal Individual Idea In her nead.
Why. that was considered downright
IMMOitAL. Rut times have changed.
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