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PAGE FOUR MEDFORD .MAIL" TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREfJOX. THURSDAY. 'APRIL 2fi. 1023- Medford Mail Tribune AN INDEPENDEVT NEWSPAPER PUBLT8HKD EVERT AFTERNOON .AttKT BUMMI, BY THa M MEUKORD PRINTING CO. Th Medford Sunday Morning Sun U isnuiDN BuuRcrioer desiring m evo Office Mall Tribune Building, 3&-I7- A consolidation of the twmoeratlc Times, tne Mearora Mall, the Altxirora Tribune, the Southern Oregoal&a. Tbe Ani&na inoune. ROBERT W. RUHI Editor. ' 8. BUM PTE R SMITH, Manager. BY MAItr In Advance: Dally, with Bunday Sun, Dally, with Bunday Sun, month .76 Dally, without Hunday Bun, year.. (.50 Dally, without Bunday Bun, month .& Weekly Mall Tribune, one year.. 1.00 Sunday Sun, one year. .. J.00 BY CARRIER In Medford, Ashland, Jacksonville. Central Point. Phoenix. Talent and on Highways: Dally, with Hunday Sun, month.. .75 Dally, without Sunday Hun. month .8$ Dally, without Sunday Sun, year 7.60 juauy wim eunaav eun, one year .w All terms by carrier, caah In advance. A LOVE MATCH, Or "CAWSE.' nd Sacramento, Calif., a distance of over 60v miwm, having leased wire Asso ciated Press Service. Sworn dally average circulation for Six months ending April 1, 1922, 3578, more than double the circulation of any other paper published or circulated In Entered as secona class matter at Medford. Oregon, under act or. Marco 187. MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PPESH. The Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also to the local news published herein. All rignia oi repuuucttiiun ui Ourpatcnea nerein are amo reaervea. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. '. The state Income tax law faces de feat at the special election In Novem ber, unleBB a rumor Is started that it is fobgbt by the "wet Interests." The law possesses wonderful aggravating possibilities, and would prevent the pdlatlon from getting too thick In this member of the union. ' They may ha-ve Clara Phillips, the Los Angeles hammer murderess in jail in Honduras, but her associate slay ers are still gossiping. A CATFI8H MUFF (Amer. Legion Weekly) - Cat-fish, eels, mink, muskrats and other fur-bearing' animals, in large numbers, with our new fold ing, galvanized steel wire trap. It catches like fly-trap catches files. Made in all sisser. . Abatement of the Espce whistling nuisance is proposed by having a 4d bug beat the locomotive to it. It Is hard to believe there Is a com munity that seven auto bus linea don't run out of. ' r "'Crusaders for the right, for political , gain only, . are beginning to offer themselves as martyrs In the forlorn hope that the 1st Congressional dis trict will go crazy next spring and de feat Mr. Hawley. IP YOU'VE DONE WRONG, YOU'LL GET A LETTER "' ' (Chlco, Cal., Enterprise) v A writing period will follow nnd V each member has been instructed to bring a white robe. . ; ' There will be no more rain in this vicinity until the farmers get the first cutting of alfalfa cut "Up Prom the Death Cell," now run ning serially In a fearless metropoli tan dally, recalls to scores of faithful subscribers tho notion that a much better story could have 'bean secured nearer home, both now and last sum mer. In the serial, it Is advertised, "facts sometimes transcends fiction." Pacts also climb all over fiction, In the home yarn, that will never be written. ' ' THE PACE THAT KILLS ' , (Multifield News) ' TOM.KEX has returned to his home in Portland after sponding several days In MarBhflold, visit ing friends here. TOM KBX has returned to his home In Portland aftor spending . several days hero. Joe Sylvester made a business trip to Reedsport and Mitrshtleld " last Monday. Joe Sylvester mado a business trip to Reedsport and Marsliflold last Wednesday. ' A nnmber of Applegate sBrlculttir ists came in for a breuthlng spell Tues. They inflated their lungs and went home about sundown. Commodious nnd nrtlstlo neals are springing up like mualiroms In Tree vllle, and all tho choice limbs have been taken up. Straw Is down to pre war prices, nnd there never wus so much-elasticity In tho sticks. The circular style of architecture prevails. The Interior in the majority of nests will be finished with the shedded tall down of sparrows, if the supply holds out. Some prnfor the used rooster feathers, on account of the mure color ful effect, and thoy brighten up the nesL One of tho prettiest edifices In being erected by Holiln J, Redbreast, at Crotch and Trunk streets. Mr. Redbreast is an ardent angler, anil landed a four inch flahworm recently after ft hard tussle. The catch was a beauty and qnlto fuL '. CHICAOO A marathon danro ' contest scheduled to start List nlKht was called off, after the police, who Lad threatened to prevent 11, was ad lsod by the state's attorney's office they could do so by the authority given them to curb riots. OTRAXGE! There has been considerable, newg about this semi- royal marriage in London today, but no strew has been laid tipon the fact that it is a love match. Doubly strange for royal weddings are always love matches to the press agents. There hasn't been a royal wedding in the last two hundred years that hasn't been heralded in the press as a love match. Perhaps that is because they never were. ' And perhaps silence regarding this wedding is due to the fact that it obviously is. AVe know nothing about this romantic affair, wh'ieh is absorbing the interest of the British Empire today, but that is no reason why tve should not wager a box of cigars against a million roubles' that these two young people are marrying each other today for the very good and sufficient reason that they are crazy about each other, . ; Certainly that must be the reason for the Duke of York marrying a "commoner." He must have been in a position to pick and choose. And the fact is established that he proposed at least three times before he won her. As for Lady Elizabeth Rowes-Lyon she must have been very much in love. Otherwise she would have accepted the Duke the first time. Girls with their heart on a brilliant alliance don't take chances. There is additional evidence. To a young1 woman in Lady Eliza beth's position there is no allure in being a duchess. Ilcr social po sition could not be more attractive than it is. She is a favored mem ber of the British aristocracy, which is far better fun than being a member of the nobility or the royal family. The only girls dazzled by a title are those who know nothing about them. The business of being a duchess will he rather' a bore. Being a princess will be worse. No longer will she belong to herself, but to '.he British empire. Personal freedom willvanish. She will no longer be able to say what she thinks, do as she likes, or run about with whom she wishes. There will have to be a lady-in-waiting, court func tions, attending church dedications,' fancy work bazars, no' end of fuss and feathers and fol de rol, and nonsense. Lady Elizabeth knew nil this. She could have had no illusions. She must perforce, have loved the Duke mightily to, have refused him three times and then decided that living with him was worth the sac rifice. ' So this is a love match. It can be nothing else. And everyone should be glad. For in spite of tho cynics and the United B. of B., the only insurance against matrimonial disaster, is an arrow straight through the hearts of both participants. Quill Points April couldn't change her mind more frequently if she were a foreign policy. , "Ah, well," sighed the philosophic jit owner, "he who steals my car steals trash." There would he no complaint if klansnien had nothing to conceal except their identity. It, is easy to love your neighbor unless he is the kind of chap that is always explaining fow he showed somebody where to head in. There is no hope of a settlement until the powers find out just how much Germany won't pay. We are superstitious enough to believe that an insect ought to bite the originators of a lot of King Tut fads. Corrcot this sentence : "His heart was beating madly, and ho bent and kissed tho flapper softly on the forehead." You can't very well avoid work on Sunduy, however, when you luivo a blowout five miles frqm a service station. If lio is ignorant and lazy nnd perverse and envious, you arc safe in assuming that he things ho is one of the oppressed. Tho most chivalrous wny to shield the woman in the ease is to refrain from lotting her in for anything that will need shielding. Now that all stores havo delivery service, about the only thing the avorago householder takes homo is his grouch. Tho trouble is that too mnny people try to reduce by means of vio lent oXcrciso with a knife and n fork. ' A housing expert snys the typical flat makes life unbearable. It (loos if it goes flat fivo miles from a service station. RippIingRhirc&s t y t i lia -sU or won nowo . I FOR THE CHILDREN. 13 1 WATCH James Beeswax dig nnd delve, nnd hoe long rows of peas; I watch him ply the ax's helvo nnd chop down banyan trees; he labors that his children twelve may bask on beds of ease. His lifo hns 'been a weary road, he's never paused n day to loaf around his cheap abode, sonic checker games to play; ho's always borne his heavy load along an endless way. "I would not have my bright sons tread a weary path like mine, my daughters must not earn their bread in toil that breaks the spine; I'd have thorn nil," he's often said, "be gents and ladies fine." He labors like a house afire, while yet his years advance; his children have the gay attire, tho joyride and the dance, and all the curves they may desiro of pump and circumstance. "When 1 am gone," James Beeswax Highs' "my minis will love me well; these little male nnd female guys will hear my passing bell, ami wipe the teardrops from their eyes, nnd loving tales they'll tell. They'll stand around my costly grave, composed of boneynrd soil, and tell of all the strength I gavo to ntako tho kettle boil, of how I wrought through life to save their hands from brutal toil." Perhaps they'll follow up this plan; perhaps they'll blush to think their father was n toilworn man whose clothes were on the blink, who packed his dinner in a enn, nnd wore his galwnys pink. Forest Protection Means ' ' Prosperity in This State TKlrty-flve' per cent of the- gross inoome iifrom the national . foresta within OrBon is all to tha state In lieu of tuxes, in addition, tho fede ral jrovernment spends several mil lion dollar . each year In - building roads within and adjacent to the na tional forests. ' 61 nee 1917, between I2.S00.000 and 13,000,000 has .been either paid to the State of Oregon or spent in building roads within or adjacent to the na tional forest of this state. . The receipts to the state from thlH source are steadily Increasing, in splto of. the fact that the national forestn are restricted to the higher moun tain regions and more remote regions: These forests are being developed so aa to provide a permanent supply ot; timber through the growing of young timber-to replace the ripe timber as It is cut. This will mean permanent enikloyment for labor, permanent lo cution for capital in lumbering and permanent communities in and near the national forests. Aa a result of the failure to pro tect the forest lands, there are in .Michigan today deserted towns, aban doned mills and millions of acres of idle burnt-over land which has re verted to the' state for non-payment of taxes. The permunence of the lumber Industry and the continued prosperity .of 'the forest regionB of this .state depend largely upon the prevention of forest fires. Hurnt forests pay no taxes, employ no labor nnd yi-ld no Income. . W. W. STRIKE ON TACOMA, April 2G. Reports from various sections of southwest Wash ington today Indicated that the strike called by the I. W. W. In the lumber camps has Bpread. Approximately twice as many men are. out today as had quite work yesterday. Logging operators, however, express the gen eral opinion that the strike has reach ed its crest and that all the men have quit work who intend doing so. The strike came as a surprise. The 1. W. W. in this district had origin ally planned to call the strike on May 2, but the date was changed, accord ing to circulars In the .hands of the authorities, In order to take the lum ber Industry by surprise. " A nnmber of camps have been closed by the strike, and today It was Indicated that approximately 8, 000 men in this district are off their jobs. FIST FIGHT ENDS E PORTLAND, Ore., ' April ' 26.-A fist fight between two attorneys marked the closing here today of the hearing before Examiner W. W. Bheppard of the federal trade com mission of charges of conspiracy in restraint of trmlo against the Doug- las Fir Exploitation and Export com pany. J. B. Carter of San Francisco, at torney representing one of the re spondents in the case, led out with a punrh nt the head of Henry W. Beer, government counsel, and Beer landed back at his antagonist. The clash came us the climax of feeling between counsel on both sides which had been displayed at various times during the oust week of the hearing here. Carter's ire was arous ed by remarks which Beer had made this- morning. Bystanders separated the two attorneys, who apologised to Bheppard. RHEUMATISM LEAVES YOU FOREVER Dorp Sratod I'rlo Acid Doior.lls Arc Dissolved unit the - KlKHinatle PImii Ktarts to Ixiive the System Within Twenty-four Hours. Every druggist in this county Is authorized to say to every rheumatic sufferer in this vicinity, that if a full pint bottle of ALLEN'HHU, the sure conqueror of rheumatism, does not stop all ugony, reduce swollen Joints and do away with even the slightest twinge of rheumatic pain, he will gladly return your money with out comment. Allenrhu has been tried and tested for years and really marvelous re sults have been accomplished even in the most severe cases where the suf fering and agony was intense and piteous and where the patient was helpless. Allenrhu relieves at once. Imme. diately after you start to take It the good work begins. It searches out tho uric acid deposits, dissolves the secretions and drives rheumatic poi son out of the body through the kid neys and bowels. i It's marvelous how quickly It acts. Blessed relief often 'comes in two days, and even in cases where toe suffering is most painful all traces disappear ,n few-days. . .... , Mr. James II. 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