Medford mail tribune., March 20, 1923, Page 4, Image 4

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LOVE, MARRIAGE AND DIVORCE.
R
EV. I'EKCT STICKXEY GRANT calls llisliop Mainiini; a liar,
Chewing Gum and Chirography
or words to Unit etl'fect. What un-Godlv lniii.'iiiii:e ! WASHINGTON. D. C, Mar. Who i The writer ha3 a standing reward
The IHshop said Uutt curiB a divorce every time Cupid flics out I "V,ow tht'Vh.w.nK sum habit ZTLIS V Twn
ot the window, wouaj jncan irec love. .Ami the IJjsliop culled, for. '"tea me imams or important Maya ! alive," of any new croup of ruins where
j-rcat-r fidclitv to that portion of the marriage service which savs , ,s " ulz" timpter in meir mure are hleroBl phi..- monuments
i . .. 1 .. , ' story. ! and already this epeJient has result
tnmethiiur jtliont for better or wor-ie. I o.i . . . ., ' '
- i .aimhiuh8 iu iiuu mure uuutu una en in me discovery or several import-
Turn this about, rt tcrls the prominent New York rector, and the ' pre-Columbian people arouse keener ant cities.
Iiishoi. viriimllv affirms that love after marriage is ino.ossil.In Wl,t ,hem- . The' ure "editel ; "H l the chicle-operators who keep
iwi me loremosl intellectual achieve- the trails open: who locate the water
an IliPillltous falsehood ! nient or ancient America" and they . holes for tanmimr.nb.re,;- -h n.nin.
We fear Ir. Grunt has iillouixl his personal experiences to somc-jh.avc 1,eon C!lllei1 "T"e tireeks or the ' tain mule-trains, the only means of
what disorder his jutlu.t.'Mt, .l impair his temper. He has for somej j& ut of Ancient American ! 3 SlSfE
Ktitfred an aecund ciaat, matiT at
Miford. On-goti, under act of March if,
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Unit, bwn fnL'a'rd (o il UcuutituI niul HL-roinpIislirtl ilivorect', ami foH Sylvunun GriftwoUl Morley, writing ' "ush. In short, in thU field, at least,
iwmi; Ins recent controversy with the liisiiop over a literal inter-' iU lI,u i",oni ueoarapnic tsouiety iuu ureiiaeuioKisi otuiu scarcely pur
sue ins proiossion were it n:;t ior our
"DurhiK the first milleniiiuni bef ire . popular pastime of chewing gum. liut
Christ, while yet our own forebears j to return to our subject.
or norwiern Europe were plun.se! in "The peculiar importance of the
tn ilnntha nf h'.Ht.n.. ,n..,.l. 11 . .
M a matter of fact any impartial referee i this latest eeclesia. j ,0 Z
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..e 11:1.1.. 1 .1. - -.1-1 . . . : ou.o mo .11 ay mm.
pi-fuiinm m tne ijiit ne M-ruis raiui'r ij ineiiiieti 10 i.iKe a ner
IVctly lifinnle.vs uhst-Tvutiun ns u personal affront.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry,
It is very nice of France and Knit
land to endorse thb candidacy of
Henry Ford for he presidency, prob
ably on the war record of his boy. The
fact that France and England approve
of the Kreat tinsmith oUKht to bo suf
ficient for the peoplo or America.
"The Rigidly Righteous and the
Graciously Ciood," was the sermon
topic of a Portland preacher Sunday,
and the speaker took to task the Pain
fully Proper who take existence and
themselves entirely, too serious. Too
many express deep isplrltuality with a
long face, and think It un-Christian
to smile In public. There are two
classes under this heading: Their
conscience hurt them owing to past
orncrynesa, or they are getting rcady
to run for office.
MORE TRUTH THAN POETY '
(Western News)
Attorney James M. Alien of
Yrcka was 'a business visitor in
Grecnview Saturday evening.
OUT OF TIIK DAKKNKSS.
Ono can read where tourists were
caught lu the blizzard that swept
Kansas, Nebraska, und Colorado Sat
urday night. Things have come to a
pretty pass when the Gadlust can not
be satisfied without being subject to
the annoyances of the weather.
Mrs. Melvln Booth of Watorloo was
in'town last Friday on a friendly visit.
(Lebanon Criterion). She left her
boxing gloves at home.
A Fable: Once upon a tlmo there
were eight protty girls and a homely
youth in an auto and the youth said:
"This Is entirely too crowded, let me
out!" And ho lived happily ever
after.
A GALAXY OF ARTISTS
(Chlco Enterprise)
Tho slaughtering of the cham
pion hog ot this territory was a
community nrtair not without a
little social, shading. The hog
; was a 3-year-old Duroc and dress
ed 820 pounds.. It was ownod by
James W. Lee, near this place, at
whose home gathered Jacob Dil-
- gard, Toinp and Henry Billing, of
Gormania; Waymnn Kitzmlller, of
Mount Storm, and Ohe and Wilson
llanlln, nearby noighbors, as
main functionaries at the butcher
ing. Scores looked on. With
everything in shape, Tomp Duling
did tho shooting, Waymnn Kltz
miller tho sticking, and Jacob Dll
gard and Henry Duling pulled tho
hair aud did the scraping.
Ilubo Ruth has slammed out tho
first homcrun of the season, but unfor
tunately this tremendous rest fnils to
soften tn the least the latest sordid
scandal attached to his glory.
Tho Democratic Governor, elected
by Itopubllcans, lu doing tho unexpect
ed, and naming democrats for tho fat
jobs.
MAKING IT SOUND BAD
(Pendleton East Oregonlan)
James Dlckoy and Martha Car
1 lit lo both of Kcho have taken tho
holy bonds of vows of matrimony.
Further evldeneo Hint tho nation,
rollcctlvoly and individually, is going
to tho bow-wows Is tho purchaso by
James W. Dates ot a $10 dog. The
canluo is a Pekinese, and in diro need
of a haircut.
i MORE REASON FOR JOINING
(Manchester Guardian)
This morning I Inserted tho
dtimago dono to tho Chamber of
Commcrco building by French
troopB. Kvory room In tho build
ing had been wantonly damaged
mid looted. All tho furnlturo was
cleared out and loaded on to
French lorries. Tho library ot 4UO0
books him also been removed.
About a company of French sol
diers, under four officers, broke
Into tho cellars and drank somo
i'00 bpttlcs of wine and several
bottles r spirits. Then they
visited tho other rooms.
What tho valley needs Is a crop that
1s Immune from rrost, and does not
Interfere with fishing.
The local social whirl Is whirling
anew, owing to the hoinocoinliig of the
campus shleks who will demonstrate
the latest intellectual twists In the
throwing of tho festlvo hoof.
Ileal bout would decide that both disputants are nyht if decrees of
divorce were requested and (.-ranted wherever the spiritual, intellec
tual and emotional harmony which composes true love had vanished,
there would he a general domestic situation truly scandalous in its
confusion.
On the other hand to maintain that when marriage settles down
lo the somewhat serious and perplexing business of life. Cupid can not
(.tick around and maintain a certain liveliness for an indefinite pe
riod, is to run contrary to clearly established facts of human ex
perience. Love, like happiness and bmuty, is a relative and somewhat elas
tic term. What passes as divine fin; for some, is scorned as cinders
and ashes by others. True low is the exception, just as true genius
is the exception, but there is a perfectly workable and respectable
substitute consisting of mutual respect, affection, and common sense,
which is able to carry the domestic, ship of slale through the shoals
and reefs of every -ilav existence, without disaster aud with occasional
flashes of beauty and inspiration.
This is an age of individualism. It is also an age of feminism.
I'.olh mark progress in human development no doubt. But neither
contribute to domestic felicity or cohesion. Judge Lindsay, in fact
believes, after years of experience, that under modern conditions mar
riage is a totul failure.
The Judge may be right. !ut we think his experience in a court
of domestic relations, has rendered a perfectly impartial verdict im
possible. "When all is said and done, the success or failure of mar
riage is largely a matter of character. Increased divorce is not a dis
ease. It is merely a symptom. The cure lies not in changing this
law or tliat, it lies in a sterner view of individual responsibility, and
less innate selfishness in human relations.
Quill Points
"Well, why not use thumb prints to sign checks 1
A careful driver is one who can make the car run as long as the
mortgage.
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The "objection to restaurant eggs is hot that they are boiled too
long, but too late.
V
Tho boss always wonders whether that hum in the bnck office is
the hum of industry or tho humbug.
A hick town is a place wlieno the sidewalk is obstructed by people
watching a sign painter.
Host of the common horse sense in America is possessed by the
hind of peoplo who save the coupons.
A garage is a place where the car is kept until the children get
homo from school for the summer.
"We don't know just where the political bee slings, but the swell
ing nearly alwnys goes to the head.
A normal man is one who has the uneasv conviction that his wife's
next husband won't be such a fine fellow.
Correct this sentence: "The Wife returned after a week at her
mother's and found all the dishes washed and put away."
You don't need a radio for amusement if you have neighbors who
(juarrcl without shortening their wave length.
Taking a wife is much like buying a jit. Il doesn't seem an ex
pensive business until you begin lo price accessories.
THE TALKING DRIVER.
JAM ICS I'KACItLOW HlGlWHOW drove his car, and as ho
drove, through face ajar he talked a streak on many themes,
tm concrete facts and obstruse dreams. "This Kinstein stuff
looks good," saiil he; "I'm strong for relativity; I'll back this
l'JUKlein's lino of talk with money, marbles. Mumps or chalk."
"nine evening at the Itluo Front slore we'll thresh out Kinstein
o'er and o'er," I .said, my soul distraught with fear, "but let us
think of safety here. For blitzen's sake look where you drive,
and let us all get homo alive." "I've driven boats for seven
years," James Highbrow said, with furtive sneers, "aud never yet
have I been spilled or passengers of mine been killed. As I was
saying, Einstein's graft looks scientific, fore and aft; the world
must reckon with this genl when it gets wise to what he meant "
Now, as I sort my broken bones aud hand out bass and alto groans
it's sweet to know, where I repine, that Highbrow's hurts are
worse than mine. When we upset he was beneath; men gathered
up his scattered teeth, and pulled a easting from his back, and
put his fragments in a sack. nd i again he drives a wain, mc
Ihinks he will lie safe and sane, he'll scan the highway ns he tools,
and keep his mind on useful rules.
I
.viexico. a great aboriginal civillbation graphic symbols not exemplified by
called the -Maya, which was destined the writing of any other people, au
to become the most brilliant expres- ciont or modern. It stands at that
slon of the ancient American mind, momentous point In tho development
'Their priests and astronomers were I or the human race where graphic syni
gatherlng from tho stars the secrets bols representing sounds were just be
of tlmo and its accurate measure, the ginning to replace symbols represent
revolutions of the moon and planets. jng ideas."
"Their mathematicians and rhrr.n-
ologists devised a calendar and chron- .
ology which was without peer on this i
continent and excelled by none in the
Old World at that time. i
"Their builders developed an archi- j
tecture at once unique, dignified and
beautiful.
"Their sculptors carved the most
uiuiiaiu cudiinj&iiiuilg uuu uebi;ia ill
stono.
"Their leaders mastered the prob
lems of social and governmental or
ganization and administered the state
adequately and well. In short, a great
national life was quickening to Its full
est expression.
Developed Writing System
"Tho zenith of their civilization,
however indeed, tho intellectual cli
max of all civilization was the devel
opment of a hieroglyphic writing i
which, moreover, was the only system
or writing In the New World worthy i
or comparison with the earlier graphic
systems of the Old World, such ns I
those of Egypt, of Babylonia, and of
China, for example.
"Buried In the vast tropical forests
or northern Central America, and
especially in the State or Guatemala,
these splendid memorials of a for
gotten people are slowly coming to
light.
"Year after year expeditions sent
out by American scientific institutions
are penetrating, deeper and deeper
Into thse virgin fastnesses and aro
discovering now ruined cities.
The Lure of Chicle
Tho only other business which
brings man into these tropical forests
of northern Guatemala is ono or our
most Important American industries,
what might bo tormed, perhaps, our
national sKrt chewing gum.
"Tho principal ingredient of chew
ing gum is 'chicle,' which is obtained
from a tree called the 'chico-sapote,'
growing in these forests. Indeed, the
archaeologist is deeply indebted to
the chiclo business for bringing him
first news or new cities found in tho
bush from time to time by the chicle-hunters.
On the run! vM$
Train to catch ! XniJ
No lunch! iS
But he's got some
crunchy
CHOCOLATE
KRUMBLES
in his bag. Crisp,
nut candy, chocolate
coated. Oh! he's a
wise one.
Mndo by Pacific Const Itiscult Co.
Sas His Prescription
Has Powerful Influence
Over Rheumatism
Mr. James It. Alien or Hoclicstcr.
N. V.. suffered for years whit rheu
matism. .Many times this terrible dis
ease, left liiin hclplcs and unable to
work.
Ho finally decided, after years of
ceaseless study, that no ono can be
free from rheumatism until the
accumulated impurities, commonly
called uric ncld deposits, wcro dis
solved In tho Joints and muscles and
expelled from the body.
Wlt1i this idea in mind ho consult
ed physicians muila experiments and
fluolly compounded a prescription
that quickly and completely banished
every sign and symptom of rheuma
tism from his system.
Ho freely gave his discovery, which
ho caU'd Allcnihu, to others who
took it with vwliat might bo colled
marvelous success. After years of
urging bo decided to, lot sufferers
everywhere know about his discovery
through tho newspapers. Ho has
thorcforo Instructed druggists e'very
where to dispense Allenrhu Willi tho
understanding Hint If the first pint
bottlo does not show tho way to com
plete recovery he will gladly return
your money without comment.
All druggists can supply you. Adv.
MACHINE WORK
Repairing
Babbitting and Welding
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Fisk Tires
60 of all cars have Fisk
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outside of Fords.
Don't buy until you have
isked us about them.
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Just around the corner
31 N. Bartlett Doc Wright
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Effective March 1, 1923
Change in Schedule of Stages
With through service to Portland and way points
daily
NORTH llOVXn Uves Medford daily 8:45 a. m. for Grants Tom
and ItAsehui-K with direct connection to Portland; also 2:00 and 0:00
p. in. for (i rants Pass only.
KOrrit BOlNix Leave Kosebura dully 4:20 p. m.: Granta Pass
l-:00 noon. 4:O0 and 8:03 p. m. for ModTord and Ashland.
wAlES?ICdfoH'r,,,"!, V"' 113: Medford-Roscburg, S4.15;
Modford-Portlnml. S7.85.
WE SAVE YOf MOXEV Stopovers permitted at Rosebure. Enffcne,
Salem If desired.
Nash Hotel llldg.
Tickets on sale at V.MOX STAGE DEPOT
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