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PAGE, POUR AIEPFOttD M3IL TRIBUNE. M"EDFORD OREGON. WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 17. 1923 ffF.DFOBD MAIL TRIBUN E IX US DEIT.N DEN T NEWRPAfKB SI'NhAT, HY lliJt fl UMford Kac4&7 U orrJrtf rao to fnmtuinj Otlie M&il Tribune Bulidic. Sf-7-f North fit Klt. 7. 4 vu.IiAiCi5o of t lxmocrtie Tbm. tt JLdiua ILil, v- Ucld Triton, tfc lioutiwn. RoBKKT W KCHU tJlt-.r. SUSSCfllPTlON TERMS. T lliXL la AAwtc! ball;, r'.ifc fcia.L .Su.i fur 17.30 I--7. w,t Inoi-:- ba, n;.oUi tHUj. rtU.cH (;,45 Pit, rr 4 :o CmDj, rtftrfPu!i -worth Cj 1fJi)T M-U rrtirjb, one jtjtf,... l.u tnUMU) sua, an rt i vg T CUaarKBtn MUokL AjkUrvL lie- , fill. CmtraJ P-jJrt, iocaU, Tiuut ud va . BtcnwAjrv; . .. ' tWllj with Survlt; ftw, .n-Mitfe 71 Doll, without rtuixlttj Hun, nuDih 4 . Oullj. witbout SuikUj huft v T AO rJij wttk Hund&y him, y r ft & ' AH terms by ctrrlrf, essh Id hdi&nc. (fftml ppr of t t- nf UVl.'ord. - Cfflci "rVl of Jaloi l-jui.tf . WHY THE LEGISLATURE LAGS. T HE PORTLAND JOURNAL is worried ovr the state legisla te ealj JPJ between Eufen, Or., ten&f let dictinc ol orcr 600 mile. tr AaaociftUd Pra Strict. KntT4 M0'i3 fUasa. DMtMT at Medford tai. vmWf U act el March S. U7. If TUBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS. -. Ta AaaoeiatMl Fnaa ta zc1uittI entitled to fe ivx rtitllrmtuM) of kit dtv dlspatobea cwrftiH fo It or not otlienriao credited in thla r. aotf alao to tb local nwi pobllahcd Aii rlgfata of rcpabhuatloa of vcUl di ftrAct fcertlfl aw aiao reasoned. , Ye Smudge Pot I By Arthur Parry. of the waste of time in both houses and wonders what is the eausl:' the general stagnation. The cause is not difficult to find. It goes directly back to the original organization and the committee appointment. What sort of time would a Southern Pacific train make, if the Pullman conductor were put in as engineer, the engineer put in charge of magazines and newspapers; the brakeman given the job of fireman, and a ticket agent put in charge of the train. The passengers on such a train wuold be lucky if they arrived at Uieir destination in a week. A general smash-up would not be sur prising. Schedule time could not be expected. So with the present legislature, particularly the house. Almost without exception men have been placed in charge of committees who have had no experience with the questions referrd to those committees. Also it so happens that men best qualified for important positions have been thrown into the discard. ' Naturally there is general chaos and wasted motion. Nothing better could be expected. The legislators are not incompetents in dividually. The general average of personal ability ranks fairly I.igh. But the available abilities arc wasted. The organization fails to function properly because strictly speaking, there is no organiza tion. Probably the legislature will muddle through without complete CHARLEY WHITE TO GET A CRM AT BENNY LEONARD CHICAGO, Jan. 17. Charley .White, lightweight boxer, announced here to day he has closed a match with Benny Leonard, the champion, but as yet the date has not been selected. He also said that he has signed an agreement to meet Kocky Kansas in Madison Square Garden, Xew York, January 19. Kansas, White said, has not yet affixed his signature to the agreement. Tongue Twisters (To be read aloud) By C. L. EDSON, Author of the Gentle Art of Columnlng. PORTLAND. Ore., - Jan. 17. Joe Eagan and "Sailor" Tom King will fight for the Pacific coast middle weight championship as the main ten round attraction at the armory hero collapse. Where there is a will there is usually a way. But genuine efficiency and the prompt transaction of business are impossible. , 1 rlla' Disht. Johnny Trambitas and ... . .-. .i i i !. i I Joe Dunn will clash in the six round Placing organization upon the basis of personal politics, the reward- gemi.windup. The other six round Br ing of friends and the punishment of enemies, -can not fail to lead guraent will be between Chick Rocco to anything but the general stagnation and confusion which the Portland Journal finds so distressing. ."All the Wallamette valley news papers have convinced themselves that the late flood was only high water. Quill Points The Ceepee will not be divorced from the Espee, ameliorating the chances of Oregon being cursed with any more railroads, in this century. Mr. T. Bill Isaacs Is taking boxing lessons. Mr. Isaacs Is a bass singer of rare merit, and there is no cotton In bis wool pants. Some amateur hunters doubtless think the law to protect game rank flattery. Our objection to chicken salad is t lint the calves should be saved to make beef. THE EDITOR MADE THE 1ST MILE IN :00 FLAT (Albany Democrat) Hollywood's denizens assuredly .'. are no worse than would be any ' like group of attractive, unedu cated young flaming people, spoiled with money and heady ' with undeserved fame. A -lot of ns people of Albany, put Into their places, might do worse. The U.. 3.' Immigration authorities have barred a band of liootchic-cwt-Cble dancers from Samun, ppjbp.bly on the grounds tli'-y would learn smne new twists. In case of a quarrel, the man who cusses loudest is trying hardest to keep up his courage. Nature doesn't seem so infallible when you reflect that a mule's range finders are in the front, while his main batteries are mounted Aft. Another thing that would help this country would be the shoot ing of more bandits and less bull. The reason a little success goes to the head, is because it finds so much empty pnrking space there. ' AN OLD TIMER TALKS The old cuss was a member of Jesao Jamee- gang, before he hit Harney county, and . when I got to his place early In the afternoon, he was chasing a bull around with a butcher knifo. We squatted on the shady side of the shack, and talked till way after sun down. ; I knowed It was getting late, and noticed he had built no fire for upper, but I didn't like to butt Into his business. About dark, be said: "Let's eat my boyi" That hit me about right, not feeding any Bince breakfast We walked Into the littln old kitchen, and be pulled out hair , sack of onions, and said "Help your self." He picked up an onion, and bit into her, saying, "I ain't got much, but what's mine Is yours." I gobbled down an onion, and went to bed. I aid to myself, "We'll have a good breakast". For breakfast we had more raw onions. I was still hope ful, and rode out to round up Hill Hanley's heifers. That night he spread himself, and served a cup of Arbuckle's coffee. To make a hios. story longer, we bad nothing to eat for four days but raw onions, and were getting down towards the bot tom of the sack. On tho fifth day I started to weakon, and that night I couldn't steep, I was that full of onions. On the morning of the sixth day, I think It was Friday, I ate half an onion to bo polite, and rolled up my blankets, and while I was tying same on the back of the saddle, this old side kick of Jesse James' came out, and said: "You ain't going away, air ye?" : i said: "I thought I would trot over to the John Day outfit this morning." "It can't be that your dlsapplnted with my grub," he asked. ' 1 said: "It's OK. as far as It Epos, but a cowman, in the saddle all day, can't buckaroo exclusively on onions, and them raw. The John Day boys might have some beans cooked up." Ho asked for a chaw of plug cut, and said: All right I'm 72 next fall, but 1 never dreamed, 1 would live to see the day, when one of my own kind would walk nway from my Tittles." VAt the time of which I speak, there were 64 men in tho graveyard at Burnt, and all but one bad died with hi sboots on." V i THE FLATTERER j ! (Kugcno Register) i GIRL between ages of 20 and 50 to assist with housework, good ':: ; family, steady Job. Plenty time ,' off evenings and Sundays, v'- Phone B02J or call nt 17 N. ;.' kawronco street. The Wli award for subtle flattery should go to the New York burglar who raided a poet's apartments. and Aberdeen Jimmy Duffy. Mysteri ous Hilly Smith, Jr., will meet Young Jack Britton in a four round bout. Krankie Grandtta aud Solly Gordon have signed for one of the other four rounders. Every once in a while you read a magazine story that isn't written with one eye on its scenario value. Social graces are natural to women, but a man never really shines in society unless he has a bald head. , oiici ruing reparations. Frnnco is beginning to realize that the larger a thing is the easier it is to dodge. Advocates of splendid isolation are reminded that the banker is atleiiding to Jiis own bnsiness when he looks after the property h I its a m'Titingc on. -'.' ' in a w THE RAIN. ITHN first tho rain began to pour, refreshing dale aud dell. I stood and watched it from my door, and blessed it as it fell; there 'd been no ruin for weary weeks, no swollen cloud developed leaks; drouth stricken men hud eent up shrieks for quite n little spell. It rained all day by starts and fits, it made tho landscape wet ; it mado the greatest of all hits, it was the one best bet j but when again tho morning broke, and rain was falling as I woke, I said, "This thing's beyond a poke;" it made me fume and fret. Next day the rain was falling still, as though to earn its pay, and torrents rolled adown the hill anil washed my fence away; frogs chanted in the dripping dawn, ducks were swimming on the lawn and alligators and their spawn arrived, as though to stay. "This thing," I said; "I can not bear; it breaks this heart of mine; n written protest I'll pre pare, and ask my friends to sign; we'll let the weather makers know they (jan't abuso their patrons so; they'll make the water cease to flow, and send us something fine." The rain still fell, still getting worse; I grumbled and byhecked; if only this old universe were run as I'd direct! I'm not consulted ns to rain, or snow or drouth or hurricane; I make my .protests all in vain, so what can wo expect t : It will soon be income tax paying time, enabling a number of people to get an Idea of how Oermany feels. ' u COUGHS I A nnlv over throat and chert wallow small piece of V VACORUB Oft 17 Million Jan V4 DODGE EROTHERS MOTOR CARS Are the standard of value among automobiles. Their depend ability is well known, their long life of service and economical upkeep are known quantities established by "exceptional per formance in every section of the country since 1916. Dodge Brothers cars are made to meet popular demand. Models are offered calculated to meet every desire of the mo torist. GEO. L. TREICHLER MOTOR CO. 16 S. Fir Street Medford Coast Baseball a Mess PORTLAND, Ore., Jan. 17. In view of the draft resolution adopted by the Pacific Coast Baseball league at Its meeting here over the protest of four directors, the situation regarding the obtaining of players from the majors was declared by protesting club di rectors as a mess. The resolution, as adopted, prohibits the league from accepting players on terms under which the majors are willing to send them out They can accept players from the majors but such players must be purchased out right On the other hand, the majors have forbidden their 16 clubs to sell play ers outright to" the minors, but re quire that all players sent on deals or otherwise must be subject to draft. That seems to block Interchange of players quite effectively. The only loophole for those clubs that still re quire a few players to round out their teams for next year is the pos sibility that the major league mandate doesn't apply to players promised on deals completed last fall. Aggies Beat Whitman PORTLAND, Jan. 17 Last night's basketball scores follow: At PullmanWashington State Col lege, 33; University fot Montana,' 13. At Corvallis Oregon Aggies, 28; Whitman college, 17. TO GUT OFF SALES OF BIRDS IN THE CUPBOARD On tho seaboard. Captain Hubbard, Neighbored with a man named Hib berd. "Hubbard, Hubbard!" ahouted Hib berd, "Bring your sabre and your scabbard I There's a bee bird or a jay bird. Or a co wblrd in my cupboard!" Captain Hubbard took his scabbard, And he rubbered In the cupboard. In the cupboard made of clapboard, Was a jay bird and it Jabbered, While a cowbird in the cupboard, As the jaybird jabbered, blubbered. Captain Hubbard said to Hibberd: "See that owl bird? That's the cow bird. See that blue bird? That's the jaybird. Both are harbored in your cupboard." Captain Hubbard with his scabbard Quickly had the gay bird sobered; For, each low bird there was sabred! RED PEPPER FOR COLDS IN CHEST Ease your tight, aching chest. Stop' tho pain. Break up the congestion., Fet'l a bad cold loosen up in just a short time. i "Ited Pepper Rub" is tho cold remedy that brings quickest relief. It cannot hurt you and it certainly! seems to end the tightness and drive the congestion and soreness right' out. , Nothing has such concentrated, penetrating heat as red peppers, and when heat penetrates right down into colds, congestion, aching muscles and sore, stiff joints, relief comes at onco. The moment you apply Htd ivp- i per Hub you feel the tingling heat. )n thi (h wa three minutes the congested spot rmed through and through. When you are suffering from a cold, rheumatism, backache, stiff neck or sore muscles, just get a jar of Howies Hed Pepper Kub, made from red peppers, at any drug store. You will have the quickest relief known. Adv. WASHINGTON", Jan. 17. (By the Asso'lated Press) Drastic curtail ment of dealings in denatured and 1 Industrial alrohol has been decided upon by federal prohibition authori ties as .Uie next step In their cam paign t combat the illicit traffic. Orders have, been Issued for tho re vocation of scores of dealer permits, among these being that issued to one of the largest alcohol producing plants In the country. It is under stood that .reports submitted by Mr. Yellowley of his investigation into the distribution of Christmas bever ages had much to do with the orders. There is now no disposition at pro hibition headquarters to drny the probability that a considerable amount of liquor was landed on the New Jersey const lately. JSC tjfj .Milady makes ioi:ei in liic bath. room those days be cause she is able to do so much more con venient!' with the aid of modern bath room furnishings. Modern Plumbing & Heating Co. Sparta BIdg. Phone 020 II t&L - : m RHEUMATISM CANNOT EXIST In the human body If you will use Trunk's Prescriptions, In fact, It is a J shame to suffer with Inflammatory, muscular, sciatic or any form of rheumatism. Trunk's Prescription DOKS NOT ' depress the heart, it DOKS NOT ruin the stomach. Eat all tho meat and good food you wish. It does not contain any harmful drug ' or narcotic but positively overcomes rheumatism and gout. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? There Is nothing better. It Is also an excellent Liver Medicine and the greatest Trie Acid Solvent known. Trunk's Prescription sells for II 75 or 3 for only I .'..00 at llasklns. SPRAY RIG REPAIRING Williams Implement Service 28 S. Ilartl.-tt Phono 203 NOTtrK. Through an Krror Oar Offlre Telephone Number was otnlttnd In tho new Plnvtory. IT ts T7 MR. H. K MITtPHY. rVntlotry and X-Ray 2nd t'lnnr Mmlford Ride HEAT WITH COAL Plare Your Order Xow for Quick Delivery Hansen Coal Co. (Successors to Kads) B . Kir St. Phone 2.10-J PIPE FLUSH Quickly dissolves nil obstructions In dogced drain and sewer pipes nry it try it For Sale By A. I. YROMAX. 113 S. rVont St. WATCH YOUR BATTERY PKWT-M.ITE BATTERT STATION Knr Quirk Hervtre Phone 110 Babbiting, Welding, Repairing and Lathe Work REASONABLE RATES Crater l ake Automotive Co. 123 South Pront St. GIM CHUNG China Herb Store This t to'eertlrr rht fjlm Chun ot llforii. Orr.. haa eurrd me of cnttr . MnnRch trouhle. 0. M. I.eonrd, sn J St . Grants pra. Tim it in .rilfy that Olin Chun ot Me-lford. Or- haa eure.l m1 nt ruptur four yara" atanlnfr F. O. laham 413 tt HI.. Krama Faaa Or, Me.lf.ird. or-a;nn. Jan IS. 117 ,Th! la to aertlfy that I, the under aliened, had very aevere rtnmach trouhl. inn han been bothered for aeveral year- ri .1 laat AtiKuat waa not expected te ttve and hearing of dim Chun (whoa? Herb atore la at 314 South Front rteet Madfordt, I decided to itet herha for my stnnmch trouble, and I atarted to feetln, hotter as eTOn aa I uaed Ihem and tnda; him a well man und can heartily rvcmi ni. rd Hi-vor.o friti'l.d aa I waa to at tj m t'huiiK and try hla Herha i Signed! W. H. JOHNSON. Wltneaaea- M'n.. I.ew'e Or'e Point. W. I, -MMreib, Karle Tolnt M V. Ai.1cr-..T1. V.,lfn-,t. S M. 1'iItt-... K.-tvi. Vnir.t. O. K Hte. fc: . l l"ut-.l. j. V. 'telmye Kie I'nlnr i.-o V.m der HelU'n. Kaale Point Tlioa. K. Nicbola. Kai Point. j! Silliman's Trade School ' , LEARN TO MAKE : - ' CANDY Why work for Wages? Be your own boss. Be a practical candy maker and work for yourself. .. THE CORRECT ART OF CANDY MAKING : Taught in 30 Days. COSTS YOU ONLY $100 One of the best trades you can learn, Lots of good, openings for a good Candy Kitchen. -; I started in 1915 without a dollar You can do the -same. ' - CLASS STARTING NOW. ; " . Factory North Holly and West Second E. C. SILLIMAN of Silliman Bros., Chief Instructor THE OFFICIAL - Robert Bosch Magneto Service Station A Make for All Makes of Cars, Trucks and Tractors IT ASSURES EASY STARTING AND A SMOOTH, EASY-RUNNING MOTOR Batteries Charged and Repaired . Repairing of Generators, Starters and Magnetos Battery & Electric Shop Day Phone 118. Night Phone 1I6-J-2 Nat BIdg. Broadway at Stark Portland, Ore. You Are Assured a Personal . Hospitality and Individual Attention through the combined efforts of a staff, who nfter years of training, understand the needs of the traveling public. MUSIC, DANCING and the BEST TO EAT ; ..at ,. . Arthur H. Meyers Manager REAL BARGAINS In Serviceable Used Cars Crater Lake Automotive Co. " 123 South Front St. Blue Front Fixit Shop 111 8. Holly St. . "WE FIX ANYTHING" Phone 404 Rswir Rlart Rhnrnenlntr TIME TABLE EFFECTIVE SEPT. 25 MEDFORD-ROSEBURG STAGE DAILY KXCKPT Sl'JfD Y Lv. Medford 2-0 p. m. Lt. Roaehurg 1:00 p. m. ' . MEDFORD-GRANTS PASS STAGE DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY Lv. Medford 10:00 a. m . 2:00 p. m., 6:00 p. m. Lv. Grants Pass 7:30 a. m.. 1:00 p. m., 6:00 p. m. SVNDAY ONLY Lt. Medford 10:00 a. m., 4:30 p m. Lt. Grant Pass 10:00 a m., 4:30 p m We connect with stage for Portland. Marshfleld and Crescent City. INTERURBAN AUTOCAR CO. Phone H 1 U ' V
