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MEDFOIiP MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFOItD ORECON, WEDNESDAY. DECEMr.ET? 20. 1f)22
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SAVING THE PARKS.
V OAfiRIKR la Mrdford. Aahland. Jackaon
nil, OntrtJ Point, fboenu. Talent aiul on
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
' Taead pencils have been sharpened,
sad fountain pens filled, (or the an
nual construction of a railroad Into the
Land of Tomorrow. The line will ex
tend to the end of the rainbow, and
Instead of whistles the engines will be
equipped with silver chimes and pipe
organs, it Is the long awaited devel
opment of the world's greatest Next
Year'country.
THE fifflit to keep tin? national parks freo from exploitation by
private interests will bo continued in tliu present session of
Congress.
AVater power interests are determined to convert some of the great
Mreams, scenic falls and forest areas in various national park proper
ties to their own private use in developing light and power projects.
Jt is said that many of these proposed schemes would utterly destroy
regions of surpassing natural beauty rightfully belonging to the
people as playgrounds. ,
The secretary of the National Purks association suggests that if
people would translate the proposed projects into terms of the parks
near home, they would appreciate better the danger confronting the
national parks. Nobody wants the village greens of the smaller
towns or the beautiful parks of the larger towns laid waste, their trees
cut down, their streams and falls' deflected and their open spaces
filled with. power plunts so that private concerns may profit. This i
just what the water power interests propose to do in the national
reservations. "
Quill Points
Tongue Twisters
(To be read aloud)
By C. L. EDSON,
Author of the Gentle Art of .
Columning. -
In the Near East, it was oil that put the greed in disagreed.
The man who shoots the bull usually is a calf and easily cowed,
Kcmal doesn't need 1o rattle the sabre so long as he can rattle the
Allies.
Only five more, days until we get our annual contribution of bed
room slippers.
The only real difference is that one is called a subsidy and the
other a tariff.
Approximately 134,000 people voted
for Walter M. Pierce for governor, all
of whom now insist on being appointed
to a political job.
Our great religious and moral center,
and guiding star, offers $:50,000 for a
Jack Dempsey-Jess Wlllard fight, but
could not hustle up $3500 for a football
game. The fight will concentrate all
the advertising In one spot, and the
football game would have smeared It
over the state. Corvallls acted while
Portland stalled. Let us sing a song,
and co-operate for the world's fair In
1927.
What is Henry s objection to oilr financial system? It seems to
absorb the Ford output.
In due time we shall wish a merry Christmas to everybody except
those who call is Xmas.
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APPROPRIATE
(Baker Herald)
',i . . The remains will be shipped
., -id' Richland and funeral services
' will be held at the family home In
Eagle Valley Saturday afternoon
at 1 o'clock. ,.-
' .'Oh, what are the cold waves
.-saying? Oh, they say "Where's
the coal?",
' " Hell hath no fury like a woman
jwheh you track mud in her house.
. Not satisfied with designating Ore
gon as the fool of the family, there Is
a tendency to also hold her up as the
ideal horrible example. ,
The bill before Congress that takes
the pake, 1s the one that provides for
government control of the selling of
farm products, the farmer to be paid
(Or what his crop ought to be, not what
It Is. In the spring, an oxport comes
along and estimates the crop, and pays
the farmer then and there. If there is
any deficit, the expert Is fired. Tho
farmer has been robbed long enough.
Pass the bill. What the country really
needs Is government control of whis
kers and monkeywrenches:
'Some of our slickest-hatred citizens
are going to make it Marry Christmas.
That Chap who says women may be expected to make greater
strides in the future, basn 't noticed the new skirts.
Correct this sentence: "Thirty days for reckless driving." Note
It doesn't need correcting. - ' .
The cars have distinctive names, but pedestrians are listed under
'.lie general head of "traffic."
A doctor's wifo should be happy.
Ncription of her symptoms.
He will listen patiently to a de
Tho -Ctci'mans, really are superior,
their debts by making more money.
They are the first to dodge
The war wasn't entirely useless,
noble lineage to earn their living.
It taught a lot of persons of
It always works that way. And you will notice that Wilhclm fre
quently leaves home now that ho is married. , , , .
We have no Near East; and the only Near AVest we have is that
pictured iu Wild West movies.
A beauty contest is like a presidential election,
merely the most beautiful in tho contest.
The winner is
That feminine criminal who sawed tho bars without making a
noiso must have found them about as soft a stho average jury.
Any successful new party must be formed of 4 per cent discontent
7 per cent idea, and 80 per cent campaign contributions.
; A LADY TALKS
' When he was a boy ho swallowed a
dictionary, and has been coughing It
up ever since. Ho says to me: What
would the beautiful female and god
little girl like to have, tor ChristmaB?
I said, If I am the beautiful female and
good little girl you have In mind, move
to Arliony", and make It snappy. Ho
askod me what, and I told him what.
Wally Held conquered dope, and ho
ought to be able to resist coining In
here. I Insulted him awful lust yoar,
and he packs In a $60 wrist watch. . If
you don't sow, you won't reap. I treat
ed him nice for six months once, and
all he did was cuss the panenkes. I've
got a long head on me, everybody says
that knows me.
If the agricultural bloc wishes to impress the country with its wis
dom, it mustn't put its faith in amendments to the constitution.
THE SINGERS
With blare of horns and crash of drums
The Salvation Army brass band
. , comes,
Tramping tho streots In the bitter cold
Telling the story so often told.
A dozen lu sober cap and cloak,
Women In modest cape and poke,
A boy of ten with a new cornet,
A girl In her 'teens .who cun't forget.
Rough voices singing the old, old song,
Homely hearts lifted away from
i , wrong, '
Valiant souls, their faith confessing.
Pleading with all to share tho bless-
Christmas Eva tn a dingy town
,Tne wind is cold and the snow sifts
down;
Tot Christ Is remembered by all who
. '.;hear, . .
The" Army's singing has brought
- them near. , . (Farm Life)
Another sad little failure is tho husband's effort not to appear in
terested while his wife retails the latest scandal in their set.
Correct this sentence: "I hope," said the little boy, "that Santa
Claus won't bring mo anything that I can make a noise with.
That Arkansas man who got a dog license instead of a marriage
licenses probably felt that ho was going to lead a dog's life, anyway.
An executive really hasn t anything to do except wonder where
business is coming from and where the pay roll is coming from.
Ripplingl?huRKs
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TALKING- SHOP.
1 ' SAFETY FIR8TI
.. (Corvallls Oaiette-Tlmes)
" ' "8onBS In the Dark." whatever
they are, will be one of the fea
ture at the First Methodist
church tomorrow evening and an
address based - on Van Dyke's
noted book. "The Other WIbo
Man" will be another.
W1IKN guests remove their bonnets and sit around my fire,
I do not talk of sonnets, or of my super-lyre. I know
Hint one who twitters of "shop" makes people sad; I talk of
Wahoo Hitters, of Shumway's Liver Pad; I talk about the weather
of hunters and their camps, discuss the price of leather, and bar
' gain sales in stamps. I know how people bore me when they dis
cuss their trade; they throw a shadow o'er me that takes fl month
to fade. The butcher seeks my shanty, what time the night wind
moans, and tolls mo and my auntie long tales of blood and bones.
Tho grocer to my dwelling has ambled once or thrice; he wearied
mo by telling of predigested rice. The doctor talks of curing a
cancer or a eold, nor notes that I'm enduring largo agonies un
told. The tinsmith is a spieler whose theme is motor cars; the
town alfalfa dealer discourses of cigars. And, by tho glowing
ember, I fain would talk of song, but always I remember that
such a course is wrong; if people seek my palace to while nine
hours away, I'd show a deadly malice by talking shop all day.
Mothinks there's nothing meaner than boring friends Willi
"shop" and so I talk of weiner, and hay and lemon pop.
THE DRUG STORE BLONDE
Miss Tudor tvas a rider in a fa
mous circus show;
r-or a pet she had an adder, and
the adder loved her so.
She fed the adder dodder It's a
plant that lives on air.
Could you find an adder fodder if
you hunted everywhere?
Miss Tudor bought some madder,
It's a color rather rare,
And it made the adder shudder
when Miss Tudor dyed her
hair.
Her hair was soft as eider when
she tried her madder dye,
Then It had an odder odor and
was redder than the sky.
The adder couldn't chide her, it
could only idly stare,
But a sadder adder eyed her when
the rider dyed her hair.
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COMMUNICATIONS
PORTLAND, Ore.. Dec. 20. Jess I
I Wlllard last night permitted two box-
ers, Scotty Messer of Tillamook andi
I Ben liarnson of Portland, to flatten'
j themselves out against him but Wll-i
lard did not have to do any boxing.
J In preliminary bouts Hilly Gardeau'
won the decision over Hilly Marvin in'
eight rounds. Both men are from
Portland and are middleweights.
Bud Fisher of Portland won a de
cision from Bill Bletch, Portland, in'
ten rounds. They met at catchweights.l
In a whirlwind finish of a ten round'
go, Joe Egan, Boston light heavy-j
weight captured the decision from
Jimmy Darcy, Portland.- .
WASHINGTON 0 OUT
AFTER STUDENTS
SEATTLE, Doc. 20. -More practical
cooperation by alumni in making con
ditions at the University of Washing
ton attractive to prep school stars is
desired by Enoch W. Bngshnw, direc
tor of athletics and head football coach
according to an article published to
duy by the Seattle Post Intelligencer.
"The Little Giant." says the article,
"Is playing the game as It should be
played, as the authorities of tho uni
versity want it to be played. The so
called 'athletic scholarships' are not
offered to players coming to Washing
ton." More Jobs, declared tho Post Intelli
gencer sports writer, must be found
for athletes at Washington. Bagshaw
Is said to desire the alumni in each
Washington city to organize for the
influence they can have over high
school graduates. It 1b suggested
undergraduates help get jobs for needy
students.
LEASES TO JAPS
SEATTLE, . Dec. 20. A : protest
against endorsement reported to have
been given by the Yaklina Ministe
rial nssoeiulton to efforts by Japan
ese, to extend leases on hinds In the.
Ynklma valley was telegraphed to A.
11. Fall, secretary of the Interior, laRt
night by rtninier Kobln post, Amerl- '
can Legion, of this city. ; : ' '
Tho telegram asserted that the ',
clergymen were Influenced by "a, sal
aried loeal agent of Japanese."
Secretary Kali's stand against "ex-,
tension of lands to Japanese, was com
mended by the. post. , , :',
. Assassins' Trlul Set. , -
WA1ISAW, Dec. 20. The trial. .of
Niewadomski for tho assisslnatlon of.
President Narutowlcs last Hnturday
li..u K.inn oi.t fnf llix-nni hnr 29 hpfnrn
a civil tribunal. A six weeks period
or mourning ihih uuh jiciv.-hwku iu,
tlin rrinntrv whiln federal emnlOVeH
will he In. mourning two weeks.
Copco Forum Dinner Party
STANFORD. UNIVERSITY, Cal
Dec. 20. Victory by not more than
To the Editor: In the personal col- one touchdown and possibly by only
umns of last evening's Mall Tribune' one nolnt- haa beeI Predicted for
there appeared a notice to the -I,?,- 17,
that the California-Oregon Power com-, Glenn Warner, coach of the eastern
pany was giving a Christmas dinner at Panthers, according to a telegram re-
the Hotel Medford and that the affair' ceived hero today from Pittsburg.
was in tho hands of the Red Cross. t Warner fears his men will enter
I wish vou would nleaia correct this game-over confident, the wire
l wish you would please correct ttiis saId Tne Pantnerg have beell p,.ac.
announcement as the dinner nnd tlcing on an Indoor track and will
Christmas-party are not being given leave for the west tomorrow
by the California-Oregon Power com
pany, but by the Copco Forum, a club
consisting of the employes of the com
pany, the dinner nnd party being for
the families of
Forum and other employes of the com-
CHICAGO, Dec. 20. Baseball
Commissioner K. If. Landis today-
announced that part of the proceeds
"b .......,. : .,
the members of the Z u'"wu' "8 enes 116 Bame at
,,ini,.mm. , York on October 5 last, had
pany and about 125 children, the invit-' been distributed to three national or-
ed guests of the forum. ""'"'' "le American region.
All of the invitations, to the number,' ""'j'" ul '"reign ars or me
of about 125. have been Issued and all a"u "isapieu American
ine orm war, each
of the arrangements for the entertain
ment have been completed.
C. A. SWIOART,
President The Copco Forum.
Veterans of
getting $20,352.10. The remainder
was distributed by joint action of
the two New York clubs to New
York charitable organizations.
Court News
(Furnished by the Jscksoo
County Abstract Co.)
LOS ANGELES. Dec. 20. Chei
. Dolley, regular quarterback of the
University of Southern California
! football team may not bo ablo to play
, in the nnnual east vs. west contest
j ngaliiHt Penn State college at Pasa
i tlena New Year's day, because of an
j Injured knee, according to Coach
Elmer C. Henderson.
unuey nrsr. nurt nis Knee in tne
gnmo against the University of Idaho
and U has again been injured in prac
tice. Dolley will not bo ablo to prac-
Est. Henry Harf Admitted to pro-' "u" n'"' V.,ii iws.c.an saw.
. . , Harold Galloway, second stifing
quarterback, probably will call signals
Marriage License
Guy J. Holman and Ruth Jass
Omar Rletmann and Elaine
Freeland.
Probate Court
Olive'
bate.
Est. Ella May Kerby (minor). Ad- ,or lllo Trojnns.
nutted to probate. "
Est. Jacob Kubll. Order.
Est Marion E. Nichols. Order.
Est. Mtry F. Kirkpatrlck. Inventory
and appraisement.
- Est. Lizzie B. Kincaid. Order.
Est. Otis Hill. Proof of publication.
Drifted Snow
Flour
$2.00 per sack
Less Than Present Wholesale Prices
Drifted Snow is a hard wheat flour and there is
none better.
"We have 2,000 sacks of this celebrated flour; pur
ehtised before the advance, that we will sell for $2.00
per sack, delivered in Medford.
Better get yours now; '
Buy a Practical Gift Flour
Hutchinson Mumsden
ALBER'S
Circuit Court
Albert F. Horstkorta et ux vs. Frank
E. Morey et al. Motion and affidavit.
order.
James P. Drew vs. James P. Hansen
et al. Order.
A. B. Ctdy et al vs. Lester H. Fay
Notice.
Joseph Clements vs. Janet
Clements. Waiver.
LOS ANGELEfS.l Dec. 20. Joe
Benjamin, lightweight boxer of San
Francisco, says he plans to leave In a
few days for Tacoma to moot Mor-I
Ban Jones, Tacoma lightweight, Jan
uary 4. He will also meet Jimmy !
Sacco of Boston at Portland Janu- j
ary 10 and as soon as ho returns
from tho northwest he will peek a!
return match with Phil Salvadore,
Saernmento lightweight, to whom he!
lost hero recently, ho says.
EGG MAKER
CINCINNATI, Ohio, Doc. 20. A pro-!
posed trade wherebv .Tnspnh PnrnoaJl
pitcher of the New' York Giants, would
Adam become a Red and Adolgo Luque, right
handed hurler of the Cincinnati club
Pacific Mutual Lite Insurance Co. vs. I would go to the Giants, has been i HI
Goodwin vs. Busy Corner
Findings and conclusions.
Harold W. Bingham' et al
and ordor.
Pearl M.
Motor Co,
Decree.
Delia Hall vs. Ben Hall,
and conclusions. Decree.
Daniel E. Florey vs. Hatty Floroy.
Motion. ,
O. J. Johnson vs. E. H. Lamport.
Undertaking.
N. II. Latimer vs. Jackson County.
Notice and motion. Answer.
Sadie A. Allen vs. Chas. L. Allen.
Motion, order, amended reply.
L. A. Murphy (guardian) vs. Henry
F. Whetstone et al. Answer.
Pacific Mutual Llfo Insurance Co. vs.
H. W. Bingham et al. Foreclosure.
A. W. Walker vs. Fireman's Fund
Insuranco Co. Order.
Jesse Wlnburn vs. , F. C. Homos.
Demurrer. , i
Waltor Bowno ct. nl vs. Charles
Dean. Demurrer.
Frances Bosqul vs. John W. Bosqui.
Findings and conclusions, decree.
C. P. Good et ux vs. Albert S. Sar
gent et al. Default, decree
Harry M. Bordwell vs. Sunnyslde
Orchard Co. For receiver.
Sullivan Lbr. Co. vs. J. T. Gagnon,
For money nnd damages.
Leo Phipps vs. Chas. U Allen et al.
For money. !
City of Ashland vs. 1
John Orestad vs. Wm. D. Hughes.
Foreclosure of chattel mortgngo. 1
Petition turned down, It was learne dtoday. The 1
ueai wan proposed by Manager Mc-ij
Graw of the Giants, It was stated.
BLOOMINGTON, 111., Dec. 20. Tho!
Findings Chicago Americans obtained Roy
woooworin, second Daseman or the
Bloom Ington team of the Three 1
league.
Bible T7ioujhlr Sr today
THE OXI.Y WAY. 1 am the way.
I Me truih mid the life. .luhn 14:1(1.
Real Estate Transfers
Sherman Wooley ct ux to First
State Bank of Eagle Point. NW
of SK sec. 26, tp. 36, 8. R. 1 W. $72S
R. F. Willis et ux to W. C. Rice
ot nx, lot on Laurel St., Med
ford 1
Lena Welshor vs. Omer 8.
Welsher, land In sec. 4, tp. 37,
8. R. 2 W 2000
C. W. Palm et ux to John Conlon,
lot 1, blk. 3, Palm's Second
Add. Medford 10
Murk Ray Koontz et ux to Mil
lard D. Olds, tlmbor on WH of
SK sec. 10, tn. ,15. 8. H. 3'E 1000
H. W. CONGER
UNDERTAKER
Successor to Wocks-Congcr Co.
Medford, Ore.
Christmas Gifts
That are Useful
Pillow Tops
Table Runners
Gowns
Nighties
Centers, etc.
All models
Until Christmas
at
33 1-3 Discount
at
The
Handicraft Shop
IT WILL PAY YOU TO KNOW IT
This laying mash today leads in volume of sales all
of the various brands of . mashes made on the..
Pacific Coast. v : -
This is a warm endorsement of its high quality.'
Feeding tests gave it a first Coast-wide reputation.
This has been greatly increased until today this
feed stands in the highest esteem of almost every
poultry man Because
IT MAKES HENS LAY L V j
There's, a reason behind the phenomenal sale of
Egg-Maker. It is the first truly standardized
poultry mash made in America.. Its formula is un
varying; its chemical nature unchangeable. It is
scrupulously made in the Albers Mill to this end.
It is daily inspected so that it can be safely guar
anteed. ' , ; i
A SUPERIOR MASH
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Seed & Feed Co.
Sole Agents
Phone 260-529
317 E. Main St.
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