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MEnFOKD MATL - TRTBUNTK. MEDFORD. ORFiO.V. THURSDAY. JUNE 22. 1522
Medford SIail Tribune
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Snapshots at the Rose Show
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I" JUTLAND. Or, J:: ii!. Kily
Tuesday mo; n ins v-h-a t;.f H. P. train
from MfrfKord crossed the brlJ over
the Willamette, there was a strange
figure tstanling on the dock cm the
. western shore. Although there was
only a passing glimpse the picture for
jsome reason made a tleei'ied imrc-s-
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Official ppf o the ( try of MM ford.
Offirtsl ftfr Ot Ji'kkwa Count-.
.there was considerable comment con
' cemin? it. The figure was that of a
young man dressing for the approach-.
, ing naval fete in honor of the Hose
Queen. He had the garb of a S;nish
.cavalier, with a strange plume-swet
. bonnet on his head, a sash ab'jit his
Entered as -otxi Ha m ttt-r at WoJford
Oregon, under the at ot March If. 179.
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ONION TLABEC
Ye Smudge Pot:
By Arthur Perry.
, It Is interesting to read of the
divorce of tho SI', and CP., but thon
sands of people never knew they were
married.
Ben Plymale lias a new f"5 dog. Wig
Ashpole was seen patting its bead
, Wed.
It Is now conceded ihat Henry Cabot
Lodge, senator from Massachusetts
will be re-nomInp.tetl and reelected.
Democracy was unable to defeat him
with nothing br.t a sympathetic whine
for Wood row Wilson's defunct ideals.
'A FAIR HEAVE
(Hdllne 8F. Chronicle)
HERB BRENTON
PITCHES WELL
ACROSS BAY
waist anl he was striking a liianiatic
Iose as the train moved Klowly by.
There were a few dock workers near
by watching, and a young man In a
small canoe, apparently a friend seem
ed to be directing the operations. The
j dominant impression was that the
ycung man was ta)I.Tg his approach
ing public appearance with consider
able seriousness, and that he had
arisen early so that he would be ready
to do his part without any delay. In
fact one concluded he would have sev
eral hours to wait on that dock in the
Incongruous 15th century costume,
bearing; up under the jibes of the cyni
cal longshoremen.
O'.er three hours later, we went to
the Morrison street bridge to see the
p.aval pageant and there was the Span
ish galleon sailing along with the fig
ure of the Spanish cavalier dimly out
lined on the improvised poop deck and
we said, "There Is our serious-minded
young friend."
Just as the boat approached the
draw there was a sudden commotion
and a straining cf necks and then a
middle-aged m;in who had crawled
high on one of the girders yelled do'w.-i,
"Man fell overboard!"
"Who! Where" everyone was asking
the same question but no one seemed
to know, and from where we stood it
was lininssible to seo. The naval pro
cession proceeded, and aside from a
few b'ats bcurrying around, there ap
peared to-be no excitement whatever.
The draw clonal and the ladles who
bad brought iot-!;r Pin-!i l:a--.k.-u a:i!
tamp h;-:rs, started back toar.i t-jvvn
with everyone else and the Rose Show
naval fete was apparently over. (
Not until the afternoon papers came
out was the truth known. Then a ban
nered f:cnt iage announced that a
sailor had fallen from the Spanish gal
lon. a boatswain's mate, that he never
came to the surface and divers had
bfeen unable to find the body.
"Tragedy enters Rose Festival
scene," said the newspapers. Tragedy
was correct. That serious-minded
young man, who li!:e the May Queen
had been awakened so early, was
dressing for his K'-ndezvous with
Death. An excellent plot for another
O. Henry!
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
I King Kldd left this morning for Med
; ford and the War Eagle mine: Seme
' Portland men will be down later to
. look at this cinnabar property and
some interesting news may be expect
ed In the near future. The Vernon
Vawtera will stay until the end of the
show and then continue their motor
: trip to Vancouver, E. C, before re
! turning.
A reformer and vice crusader has
. b!on arrested in Los Angeles for blg
! amy, and various other Infractions of
: the moral, criminal, and civil laws. It
I Is nice to force others to be painfully
', proper, and go your own untramtnelcd
way.
Tho last batch of school elections In
J this state, upset the pioneer rule of
having less voters on such occasions
than tho average attendance at prayer
, meeting on a pleasant evening.
THE WONDERFUL EFFECT
OF WHISKEY, AND SICH
(Albany Democrat)
The spirit of an Indian who had
been hanged for killing a miner
having informed a Soap Crook
family of tho whereabouts of
(14,000 in gold dust left by tho
deceased miner, the family at dead
of night proceeded to tho spat, on
the M. C. Calloway farm six miles
west of Albany, and found the
gold dust. The incident is vouched
for by the residents of that nolgh
. borhood. ("BO Years Ago" Items)
The striking miners are returning
from a visit to thoir old homo In Kur
ono to resume hellralsing In this
country,
War hag broke out between tho col
lege graduates and the high school
output, to see who will settle tho world
probloms. ., Several wore wounded by
getting their faces scratched on a frat
Pin- ,
The bread line of tourists continues
to grow, and will soon reach from the
Atlantic to tho Pacific. None are so
jmor they cannot go some place on
wheels,
4 J,
AND THEY BETTER NOT
'(Fort Jones News)
. That faithfulness to duty,
coupled with scyipulous honesty
never falls to pay In whatever
walk of life one's life might be cast
Is exemplified in the person of
Stuart Taylor, candidate for coun
ty assessor. So fur In the cam
paign, Da one has been foolhardy
enough to oppose hla candidacy.
The offering of J5.000.000 by Henry
Ford for tho $S(.000.000 Muscle Shoals
property looks like the wonder worker
with tin was trying to get even with
somebody for robbing hitn of the Mich
igan senatorial seat.'
V "
. SCIENTIFIC FACTS
youay you have your father's
pants, J Int.- but what good do they do
your father, Jim, if you have them,
Jim. If you were home, they might bo,
but your .'being at Mnlin. makes It
pretty bi0.'j So send them, Jim, as ho
needs then?. Of course, if you need
hem, doB't send them, as your father
Is not working V-". (From a letter
found on Fir street).
', , . ' To Stop Coughing at Night
A summer bronchial cough koeps
not onl the sufferer but other mem
i nt ffimllv awake. Alfred llur-
I.v ' a . ". " '
' ker, 10ft Avondale St., E. Liverpool,
O.. writM; "I consider it my duty to;
i write and' tIl the results of Foley's '
Honey aad Tar. which I used for my
boy who,,Ja! been suffering from ni
bronchial rough for 7 or 8 weeks.
ki.'. tinuv and Tar lias done him
"wonderful gel, nd I shall always rec
ommend It.' U aoothes and heals.
; Bold everywhora . , " Adv.
! Thrj roses have been discovered at
jlast. in the armory. This is a good
. safe place to be, and they are very
good to look at. It is a strange thin?
'about this Queen business. The expla
nation must go back to the time when
our hard-working ancestors generation
after generation, waved their caps and
cheered when royalty passed by. At
any rate when the Queen entered the
rose show hall yesterday in state, and
the band played a gallant march, the
crowd arose and cheered and actually
soemed to get a tremendous thrill out
of It. One thin elderly woman at our
right almost became hysterical. And
the prime minister, J. H. Dundore, the
grandeur and solemnity of the man,
Gladstone never had a prouder mo
ment. It was ail quite surprising for
grown-ups. Cf course the elderly lady
may have had an excuse. Perhaps she
is Queen Harriet's great aunt.
Quill Points
There is very little siiti.sfaction in being n man, however, when
yon see a flock of yellow fans trying to mob an umpire. .
In a worhl full of perfectly good adjectives, he was a conservative
who selected the word "used" to describe that kind of car.
Still, people who don't believe in iniraek'x because they can't
understand them, accept the radio without trying to understand it.
With styles as they are, the nmsipiito unable to dig himself in on
the ankle front can resort to a flank attack. ,
To make matters worse, the man who uses perfume is aTnioH cer
tain to be addicted lo the expression, "as it were."
The pessimist wonders what the world is coming to; the optimist
wonders when it is coming to. '
Politicians are learning that even thmigh the dead speak, nobody
nays any particular attention.
SLANDERED PRUNES.
' IIOl'flH prunes are held lo be the symbol of everything
J. that's cheap and base, the man whose brains would fill
a thimble must know such taunts arc' nut of place. l'or prune's
are wholesome and nutritious, they brace us up from head to
heel, and serpent-wise arc crooks who dish us, a quart or two at
every meal. Oh, prunes are sUrs-stepped, donnerwetter, because
of jesters' quips and quirks, yet doctors say there's nothing bet
ter to regulate the human works. They have the acids we are
needing, the vittimincs and things like those, and that rich juiee
you see them bleeding gives haggard cheeks the tint of rose. And
yet wo blush when we go shopping, to ask for prunes, of fruits
the best; we fear to place prunes on the table when visitors are.
in the chairs, for haply they may not be able to stifle threadbare
jokes of theirs. And thus the helpful prune inherits an odium
that keeps it shamed; it cannot advertise its merits, for people
yell when it is named. Of prunes I'd chant when other singers
are praising roses to the sky; for prunes are daisies, prunes are
dingers, when stewed or fried or in a pie.
KILL FLIES K1LL
Keep Flies off your cow. Don't
it on her tail to keep it quiet.
Uso
COW-EASE
It's sure riddance to flies.
You'll get more milk and
less trouble and worry if you
use Cow-Ease Fly Spray.
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1 What is the salary t,l the mem
bers of the house of lords cf Great
Britain?
2 How much water does the aver
age person consume daily?
3 What state lias of the 55 high
est peaks in the United States?
4 Who appoints assistants in third
class- postoffiees?
5 What is the capacity of the lar
gest oil refinery In United States?
How much of the wage of the
average wage earner goes for cloth
ing? 7 How many ex-soldiers have been
appointed postmasters?
8 How many families in the United
States pay rent?
S If a club in the big leagues de
sires to drop a player is.it necessary to
offer him to all othe? clubs in the
league?
10 What country, next to France,
has the largest army?
Answers to Yesterday's Questions
1 What proportion of the mechan
ical devices that are patented come
into successful use? Ans. Between
one and two per cent.
2 Who was Peter Cartright? Ans.
A Methodist circuit rider.
3 Who comrosed the opera "The
Magic Flute"? Ans. Mozart.
4 What are two synonyms for the
word ability? Ans. Skill, capacity.
E On which side of the groom does
the bride leave the altar? Ans. On
the left side.
5 Where did St. Patrick receive his
religious training? Ans. In a monas
tery near Cannes, France.
7 How many people in the United
States work? Ans. 39.4 per cent
8 How long does it take a lilac bush
which was started from a small sprout
to bloom? Ans. From two to ten
years. )
9 Where are the largest railway
track scales? Ans. At West Albany,
N. Y. They have a capacity of S25
tons.
10 What is the largest gland in the
body? Ans. The liver.
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. . At the rtialto '
These who love adventure stories,
.thrilling pursuits on land and on sea,
! fights between strong men, enmities
between women, sacrifices on the altar
of affection, in their screen entertain
ment, cannot afford to miss "yellow'
Men and Gold," by Gouverneur .Morris, f
now being shown at the Itialto theatre,'
.where it will remain for three days.
Interest never lags in this picture.
t Events happen too quickly and too
; vigorously to let the blood cool.
.Scarcely has the hero or the heroine
j overcome the obstacle of one melo-
dramatic situation when be or she is
.confronted with another. It is a con-!
filet between relentless villains and
doughty heroes, a homeric struggle
that tal-es many forms and ranges
over a quarter of the 'jarth's surface.
Helene Chadwick, Rosemary' Theby. :
Richard Lix, Richard Tucker and
Henry Barrows give excellent perfor
mances in the leading roles. The en
tire cast is full of vigor that this Gouv.'
erneur Morris tale demands. j
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APPLE SHIPPERS TO
MEET JULY 26-28
SEATTLE. Wnsh., Juno 22. Ajiplc
Hliippers from all parts of the United
Si.Uffl, Itritish Columbia and Kurope
an; expe t'd to iitttnd tho convention
of the Intf rnatiomil Apnto Shippers
association in Seattle July 2G to 28,
a'cordIiiK to A. H. currie, chairman
of the rmnmittee on nrrnnementH.
After the session t( tie visitor will
he taken on a, tour of- the apple grow
ing districts of tho northwest.
SIMS PARADE
STREETS OF HILO
IIILO, T. H., June 22. The steamer
II. F. Alexander, carrying BS2 Shriners
from tho San Francisco conclave, to
day was enronte to Lulu, following a
visit to Hilo yesterday which included
a parade through its principal streets,
a-visit to the adjacent volcano of
Kllauea and a banquet nt the Hilo
y.'tcht club.
OFFICIAL SONG FOR
SEATTLE, Wash.. . June 22.
'"Crank Your Flivver on the AVanee
Itiver find Follow the Glacier Trail"
ar the opening woidfl of the chorus
of the Kong officials adopted by the
Pacific Northwest Tourist associa
tion. It was written by F. O. G.
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"Turn to the Right"
The homely story of a mother's love
is told in "Turn to the Right," which
is at the Page theater tonight and to
morrow, and in this case It is a mother!
who is loved and honored in return!
for the affection and care she has
lavished on her children. j
To be sure, this mother has her
troubles. A vicious old hypocrite, the
village paragon and a deacon standing
high in the councils of the church,
tries to get her valuable farm away
from her, under pretence of helping
her.
But her son comes in time to save
the home. He has been away in pris
on through the trickery of a bad man
and he comes back a failure, but his
mother does not know. She has kert
a lamp in the window for the years he
has been away.
A couple of his prison pals turn up,
are remade through the influence of
that dear old woman, and become good
citizens.
Maybe it isn't right for a fortune to
be founded on winnings at a horse
race, but it is very comforting that the
money conies in and makes Joe Bas
com righ.
Alice Terry is the Elsia, and Lydia
Knott is a very' human Ma Ba3Com.
Jack Mulhall is the Joe; and George
Cooper and Harry Myers play his con
vict pals, and there are several other
good stars in the big cast.
Gene Howard contributes the musi
cr.l accompaniment to the picture, with
added shirt film to the fill.
Says His Prescription
Has Powerful Influence
Over Rheumatism
Mr. James H. Allen, ' of Rochester,
N. Y., suffered for years with rheu
matism. Many times this terrible
disease left him helpless and unable
o work.
He finally decided, after years of
ceaseless study, that no one can be
free from rheumatism until the ac
cumulated impurities, commonly
called uric acid deposits, were dis
solved in the joints and muscles and
expelled from the body.
With this Idea in mind he consult
ed physicians, made experiments and
finally compounded -a prescription
that quickly and completely banish
ed evtiry BUn and symptom of rheu
matism from his system.
He freely pave his discovery, which
he called Allendru, to others who
took It, with what might be called
murvelous Buccess. After years of
urging ho decided to let sufferers
everywhere know about his discovery
through the newspapers. He has
therefore Instructed druggists every
where to dispense Allenrhu with the
understanding that if the first pint
bottle does not show the way to
complete recovery he will gladly re
turn your money without comment.
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Lv. lioseliurg 8:30 n. m., 2p. m.
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