Medford mail tribune., June 21, 1922, Page 4, Image 4

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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
1
"The Anti-Profanity .Longiie," a ro
" jrm organization, whoso objects can
"a guessed, has
.Rely with a smile.
disbanded most
$ Irish news contains the names of
jjamonn Do Valern, Countess Murkie
cz and Holnrlch Stunn, and the world
jlonders )C there Is no opening in
jfney agitating circles for Wu Ting
I!
;uig and General lions aemenou.
mi I. II I... t Ifnlnn
jionUay, is ono election this year, tlutt
!5d not turn out to ue a democratic
if
ctory.
II ' THE CHANGING TIMES .
I (Keene, N. H., Evening 8entined)'
II A son, Carol Ellsworth, hits been
I born to Mr. and Mrs. Ruy Hindu
Hof Cambridge, Mass., former resi
dents of this city. Mr. Hindu was
U formerly Miss Harriett Tinker and
was eniployod at W. L. Goodnow
I company's store. (Sub by T. W.)
i
A rolled sock straightened out on the
ain Stom Tues. p. m.' creating a
rore. The unfurling was unavold-
it
le, and no door to duck Into,
ii
This devilishly progressive cominon-
nnlth fnrfts flm c.rlnis nf lining lncillU-
;red with anotlior railroad, increasing
io whistling..
H"SIMPI,KR PRIMARY LAW NEKD
jjp" (Hdllno Lake Co. Tlmos). If it
?ts any simpler, a lot of folks will
I iiove.
; A bunch of clouds coagulated in the
,eavens this am., which is no place
ir them to be.
!Jack Dempsey Is willing to fight
3SB Wlllard, Jack Drenniin, and a Mr.
:iske for the heavyweight chaniplon-
lip of the world. This is a, stupen
3us aggregation of helplessness, and
raid on tho Old Men's Homo may be
scessary to scaro up same opposition.
AND, 80 NOTICEABLE
(New YorkWorld)
"Fifty years uso there was a
great doal of controversy ami bit
terness in tho church. Today it Is
j different. There is a groat fooling
of mutual appreciation and allow-
' anco and tolerance toward the
i variations of' others." Tho Rev.
(Henry M. Harbour.
MEDFORD
, nst weok I went to Metlford,
'. ; That city on the coast,
:7hich has enough advantages
! Of which n man could boast.
)' i
went in quost of knowledge
;Of men wild handlo cash;
i also lookod for others
Who bavo some crops to thresh.
' looked about tho fruitage,
'Of tree and vine and field:
found all throe were splendid
And bountiful the yield.
looked about tho lumber mills,
: I found thoy number three;
bey turn out lumber fully cut
, And take It from tho tree.
lookod for dairy products:
' 1 found both cheese and milk;
hey have a breed cl cattle
i With hair as fine as silk. .
1 found a' plate to ninko cement,
. 5 And a place fo quurry granite;
hoy also have the mnrble,
' As fine as on this planet.
found it has so many mines,
(For silver, gold and copper;
has a mill for grinding wheut,
And men to fill the hopper. ,
'found each place was cleanly
!!And next thing to Immune;,
found a place to leave your nuiho
For tho Medford Mall Tribnno.
I should tell you all I saw
You'd say, How can It bo!
3 If you think my story false
You Just so up and seo.
C. n. CURTIS,
j " Dayton, Ohio.
Rlfl N. Broadway. ' . ' .
1 gSgg
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Snapshots at the Rose Snow
PORTLAND, Juno 20. There are
more people hero than there are roses.
In fact thus far the roses have been
about ns scarce as the hotel rooms.
The first .number on tho official pro
gram Is to hunt for a room and cot.
Vernon Vawter drove up to the Mult
nomah at noon totlay and had all the
bell boys and Chief Iloulfaco Price
(who always could find rooms at Cra
ter Lake Lodgo lust summer) looking
for a place whore the l'lks Minstrel
'impresario could roost for the night,
j they couldn't find a thing that was
'empty. Everything full. So Vernon
bad to drive away again, fie said he
would look" ii) Gub Newbury who it
seems has a pull with the hotelkeepers
union. Gus got a berth at the Imperial
because he played ball or something
with Phil lletschun once upon a time.
Another prominent Jackson county
citizen had ho better luck. Mike Han
ley and family came up on the morn
ing train. Mike had a telegram con
firming reservations also at the Mult
nomah. Hut there was no sign of life
at the desk. They had a waiting list a
mile long. Mike's famous brother Hill
was called In and the two brothers
started In rounding up the hotel offic
ials the way thoy used to round up
yearlings a few decades back. At last
report they got promise of somothlng,
but Portland is full of promises.
At 12:30 there was a big fanfare of
trumpets and someone yelled here
comes tho Queen. Your Correspondent
ran with tho crowd toward one of the
Multnomah entrances Just In tinio to
see a big limousine, mnrked official
car, come chugging up. The door flew
opon and out stopped Mr. and Mrs.
C. M. Kltld of Medford. Everybody
cheered Including Fergy, A. P. opera
tor of tho Mall Tribune, who has been
hero so long lie's homesick and was
g(atl to see something that took him
back to the dear old Main Stem.
And thoy lookod tho part. Mrs. Kidd
la db queenly as thoy mako them,
Ouill
A littlu flnllcry now unci then
Dieting to mlnoe is another example of the triumph of liiiiul over
matter. . f
A one-round fight isn't remarkuble ; hut it is remarkable to find
one square. , .
Somo people don't know what
a relative who is rich.-
Women's (rarmeiits grow .smaller ami fewer in number, but it
takes just ns long to put 'em on.
Tho frequent mobbing of prcni'liet's doesn't really prove anything
except the need of more preachers.
People who have a family skeleton should persuade it not to wear
an evening dress that will reveal the shoulder blades.
Every liny should learn to use
ii prize fighter or go it? congress.
Civilized man is a wonder. No cuts down a forest to build a city
lind then plants trees to make a park.
Men forsake the old-time religion, and then when the world goes
to the doga they sny religion is a
If you are without faith or virtue, don't despair. You can become
an "intellectual" and call the world vulgar,
Even i( the spirit of, '70 should
that it would bo unconstitutional.
If this theory of evolution is
vide us puncture-proof hides in mosquito time?
If tho bravest arc the tondercst,
all possessed of yellow streaks.
There 'is reason to believe that
I'liele Sam, and equal reason to
with him.
W R.pp.ir.gRl.ijrces
GENEROUS MEN.
F
EV of us. are sordid misers when good counsel should be
sprung, and as welter-weight advisers we all wield a fluent
tongue. AY hen a mini comes up and hits me, for a loan of fifty
cents, oftentimes my conscience twits me, for I'm prone, like
other gents, to indulge in long discourses on the folly of his win,
till my larynx sore and hoarse is. and my hair is turning gray.
t Ana I mark the victim listen touy words of golden worth, and
I see li is teardrops glisten as they trickle to the earth. Always
I feel nshiimed and bitter when I've rounded out my spiel, and
dismissed the wayworn critter with a guiltier or n wheel. If
another seedy caller at my wigwam door appears, I will give him
, half a dollar and not lecture him to tears. For I know that words
are useless when a hungry man comes by ; they arc stale and flat
' and jiiiceless, ami won't take the place of pie. Hut the love of
declamation gets me when the bo arrives, and I hand him an ora
tion 'stead of honey from the liives. And my ardor's not di
minished by the thought that I'm a bore; and the bo, when I
have finished, will receive two bits or jnore.
while C M when his eye lit on a famil
iar face, like a true king.'showed every
golden crown. They were being pilot
ed by a Portland Hosarian, in whito
flannels, white hat, -white gloves and
white shoes a glittering sight these
Kosarians, and.. a -great temptation to
the dry cleaners. Well, Mr. Rosarian
reported that Mrs. Kldd had been
guest of honor in the car with the
queen's bridesmaids, while C M had
only a few .hours before kissed Her
Royal Highness. This no doubt ac
counted for ,the fact that the queen's
car went on, and selected the Fourth
street eutratue.
Hut nil us Modfordltoo were proud
and envious; "And it Hill Gates can
increase that donation of $5 to a point
where Medford can have an annual
Hose festival, Medford will have an
experienced regal couple to start out
with.
Tom Swem in a nice new pair of
CoverallB Is at the Sportsman's show
putting up a panorama of Crater Lake,
similar to the one he had in Deuel's
window a while back. For some un
known reason, the usually efficient S.
P. brought tho makings to Portland
and then proceeded to cart them back
to Metlford, so thoy. only arrived this
morning, and then were under every
thing else in tho express car. How
ever, the Crater Lake panorama is up
now and is by far the most attractive
exhibit in the hull. This is not cxpavte
stuff. We quote for authority a young
lady in white who watched Tom work
for five minutes and then remarked
that it was simply tho grandest color
for an evening gown she over saw.
What did San Francisco do to the
ShrlneiB? They are tho sorriest look-
ling hunch of would-bo live-ones ever
!lot loose. They lie around tho hotel
Hobbies like a lot of wilted date palms.
I Not an ounco of steam, and sad,
I mercy, how sad! But none of them
nro blind1. What can bo tho matter
with them? R. W. R.
Points
will get tho gcMits of the sanest men.
to name the baby, ami somo liavo
his fists. Ho may wish to become
failure.
return, it is more than probable
'
any good, why doesn't Nature pro
the steers our butcher kills arc
Europe can't get along without
believe that she couldn't get along
1
Amundsen Leaves
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Wi5Ni(iA-Xaai!ffl)iKfi
The ship "Maud" sailing out of Soitllo
commander by Captain Roald Amundsen
to be gone several years, and hopes to
modern airplanes.
streak; but fail
gain on browns
CHICAGO, June 2l.-r-(l!y tho As
sociated PresB) Without ; Ilabo Ruth
and hattting to emertfe! from .the"
slump that cost them their' lead in
tho American leaKtlo1 .race, tho
Yankees took the third game of the
secies from Cleveland and ended a
losing streak of eight games. Sam
Jones was rushed to tho rescuo in
the 8th when Joe Hush.-faltercd and .
cheeked tho Indinns. enabling tho !
Hugmen to squeeze out a six to fivo
victory. I
The Yanks failed to regain any of j
their lost ground in the pennant j
hunt as the flying St. Louis Browns
.slugged four of Connlo Mack's twirl- i
ers and won, 7 to 3 from the Alack j
men. Kenneth Williams smashed J
out his 18th homer.
Ty Cobb's dashing Tigers nosed
out the Iced Sox. it to 8, In nnothet
fltugglng bee. Hunts, Boston first
iiftcker, led the onslaught with n
single, double and two homers.
Ked Faber weakened In tho 13th
inning of a sensational battle with
Washington and the senators 'put
over three runs to win from Chicago,
! to 6.
Couch, of the Cincinnati Reds, was
knocking nt the door of fame yester
day against Boston. For seven in
nings lie dltl not .permit a Bravo to
reach first base, but in the eighth
Cruiz and Ford touched hint for
singles, tho only hits made off him.
illo had perfect control and did not
walk a man nml the support behind
him" was perfect..
YesUM-day's ltesuli.
Detroit 9; Boston S. )
Cleveland 5: New York 6.
Chicago 0; Washington 0 (13 in
nings). . ,
St. Louis 7; Philadelphia 3.
Xatioiitil LfiiKiic.
Huston 0; Cincinnati 3.
All others postponed, rain.
Const.
Salt T.nke 0; Lor AiircIps 5.
Oakland 4: Snattle 1.
At Los Antft'U's: Portland 7; Ver
non 9.
Sacramento 1: San Franoinco 7.
CHICAGO University of ChlcnRo
jrolf team won first official Rolf
championship vt the western con
ference with a low combined medal
seoro of 639. MlchlKn was second
with fifir..
DKNVKlt Harry Schuman of
Denver won the Judge's derision over
Wurnlo Smith of llartlesville, Okla.,
In a 12 -round bout.
M ISSOfLA Battling Leldle of
Helena won n technical knockout
over Cyclone "Walker of Yakima in
the eighth round of a scheduled 15
round bout.
OMAHA, Nob., June 21. Tommy
Gibbons and Captain Hob Roper will
box ten rounds here as the feature of
tho July 4 open air boxlnff propram,
it became known today. The Sterner
Hanson wrestlinK match, orislnally
planned for that date. vas cancelled
last week when a minor operation
forced Hanson to stop trninlnK.
rilOKXIX Joe Kvnch of "Prescott,
Arizona, knocked, out Hilly Jhnson of
Fort Smith, Arkansas, In the thtrd
round of a scheduled ten ground bout.
JAUUEZ Joe Leonard of New York
won the nouthwont fonthnrweicht
; championship on a foul from Danny
it lies of Rjicrnmontrt In ihn thirteenth
I j round of a scheduled 15 round bout.
si
on Long Polar Trip
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Harbor with the polar expedition
(insert) aboard. Amundsen expects
reach the North Polo with tb6 aid of
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HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
1 What proportion of tho mechani
cal devices that are patented come into
successful use?
2 Who was Peter Cartrlght?
3 Who composed the opera, "The
Magic Flute"? - '
4 What are two synonyms of the
word ability?
5 On which side of the groom does
the bride leave the altar? .
6 Where did St. Patrick receive, his
religious training?
7 How many people in the United
states work?
8 How long does It take a lilac bush
to bloom which has started from a
small sprout?
9 Where are the largest railway
track scales?
' 10 What is the largest gland in the
body? , '
. Answers td Yesterday's Questions
1 What Is meant by the flora of
a country? Ana. The wild plants that
grow in the country.
2 What is the military salute to the
nation? Ans. Ono gun for each state.1
3 When is it fired? Ans. At noon
on July 4 at all army posts and naval
bases.
4 ahould artificial teeth' be worn at
night? Ans. Yea. I
B How many chauffeurs are there,
in the United States? Ans. The 1920 i
census showed 285,045.
0 What 1s meant by the words'
"Thesaur: Amer. Soptent. Sigil." found j
on all our paper money? Ans. The
words are an abbreviation for Latin !
words which mean "Of the treasury of
America North, Seal."
7 Who lighted the lights in Old
North Church the night Paul Revere
made his fainous ride? Ans. Histor
ians give credit to Robert Newman,
sexton of tho church.
8 How many West Point graduates
were killed during tho World War?
Ans. Thirty-three.
9 When were headstones first fur
nished for soldiers' graves by the gov
ernment? Ans. After the act of ,Mar.
3, 1SI3.
10 Was Secretary of War Weeks
ever in tho army oinavy? Ans. He
was in the navy.
lire Relief
FOR INDIGESTION
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CLOTHES
you're proud of
$35 $50
U V THE TAILOR
NEWCOMB
FOR WOOD
lGinch Slab Wood, dry in yard,
$1.75 per, tier. Delivered grert,
$1.75 in loads of 4 tier, dumped.
Dry Mill Blocks, $7.00 per load, or
$0.50 dumped.
; Phono 631
ffXWi 6 Bell-ans
OELL-AMS
TELL your dealer you want to
see a FiskTire beside any other
he offers you. He has it in stock
orcangetit. See for yourself what
the FiskTire has to offer in extra
size and strength, how its resiliency
compares when you flex the tire
under your hand, how the depth
of the non-skid tread looks beside
other treads. This is the way to
buy tires!
There 4 a Fhk l ira of extra value in every size,
for car, truck or speed wagon
tf JgfiC f Time to fc-t!r?
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Lind Home Lodge
HOLLAND, OltKUOX
ON OREGON CAVES ROAD
, 8 miles from the caves
KYCKLLKXT ACCOMMODATIONS KOr TOVHISTS AND CAMPING
I'ARTIKS.
Rooms $1,00 per day Tents 75c Meals 30c and 75c
Special Chicken Dinner Hvciy Sunday $1.00
Last stopping phico before icaching caves. Sljty over night with us.
Gherro Flour
For better bread.
At your Grocer.
' v TIME TABLE EFFECTIVE JUNE 20, 1922
MEDFORD-ROSEBURG STAGE
.DAILY EXCKPT St'NDAV '
Lv.'Modford 7:45 a. ni., 1:00 p. m.
Lv..Roselurg 8:30 a. in., 2p.m.
MEDFORD-GRANTS PASS STAGE,
. DAILY EXCEPT Sl'MAY v
I.v. Jledford 7:45 a. m., 1:00 p. m., 4:45 p. m. ,
Lv. Grants Pass 7:30 a. in., 1:00 p. ra., 5:30 p. m.
SI XDAY ONLY
Lv. Medford 10:00 a. m 4:30 n. m.
Lv. Grants Pass 10:00 a. m., 4:30 p. m. 41
Wo connect with stages tor Portlund, ilarshfield and Crescent
City. ..
INTERURBAN AUTOCAR CO.
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Llko many others yon are plannins a trip into the great out
doors, and trying to decide on that vacation spot.
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Excursion Tickets
Cost Less
Tillnmook County Ilpnrlics XewiHirt Uy.tlie-Spa
917.00 ., 0.83 - 8,:l,.otnnVj!?S:S
CiBter Uikc National Park
On-Ron's F'jrost, I,ko, Ilivor nn.I Mountain Rcsorte
lniRn t avex National Monument
Slm-sta Mountain Rcsovt.s Yoscjnito Xationnl Park
For fares, train schedules, beautiful folders or other
particulars, ask agents
Southern Pacific Lines
JOHN M. SCOTT,
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Dry Mill Itlocks; Fir Slab Wood and
all other kinds of wood
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