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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
The Southern Pacific announces a
campaign to prevent auto accidents ut
crossings, and Is undecldod whether
to uso poison gas or machine guns.
A census Bhows 68,000,000 cltitens of
the US. are unattached to any church.
It does not seem possible there are so
many who have never been uplifted by
a reuhot choir fight, or felt the thrill
of dropping a pants button in the col
lection box.
I CUT IT OUT
(Coos Bay Times)
iAVm. Axe ot Bridge drove to
Marshflold yesterday In his "bug"
but had no license number on it.
He was Hned 'i -fiO by Justice
Joehnk. Truffle Ortlcer Williams
says every car must have a license
numbor on it now.
A strnngor extricated a match from
the Dave Davidson mutch box tills am.
The police are undetermined whether
he was Just lucky, or a wandering safe
cracker. , '.;.. , :
Mr. Jack Dompsey wlfl battle:Mr,
Hill Mrennnn Sept. 4th,. for the heavy
weight championship of tbo world,
This will be quite a mess, and liable
to causa the champion to sweat a little.
. "CHRISTIANITY TO ENT10H POM
TICS" (Hdllne Pacific ' Advocate).
This is a laudable move, If politics
don't enter Christianity.
FIshlon Note: Interest In plscatorlnl
pursuit Ib Keen, with members of the
finny tribe prone to hang their jaws
over a crooked ploco of Htoel.
- A LOCAL CONDITION
(From Isaiah 15:8)
"For the cry is gone round about
the borders of Mono; the howling
thereof unto Kglaim, and the bowl
ing thereof unto Heorellm."
The gents In charge of Prosperity
Week did not hold a display of 1H17
1918 silk Bhlrtsi for fear of exposure or
Dame 'outside of regulation precincts.
The deslro to hoar the rnln drip off
the'btnte house caves is still strong, In
the bosom of Charles Hall of Coos.
"This Ib ft lazy afternoon," dbserved
Mr.;i$me Mohr yes., who wc,uld make
no statement relative to the shlttleHS
ness of the a-m.
v ' ECONOMY
' (Chlco Enterprise)
Miss Mabel Wusto Is In Chlo)
from Herkcley as the guest of Miss
Edna Stile.
It may interest a few to know that
congress recently passed a bill that
prevents 1,600,00(1 Europeans from
immigrating to this country to engage
in bootlegging and the clothing busi
ness. This gives Europe, no alterna
tive but to go to work or to war.
Messrs. Sam Richardson, Jr., and
Bull T,hlerolf are now going armed, and
eael !iaB a notch in the handle of his
tin oijhootcr, - '
i'l
ho democratic party is looking for
a ohpaign i slogan, 'something that
will make 'eiii bawl, like "ho kept us
out 'of war."
Cutting bay, taxes, corners, and re
niorki continues the order ot the day.
llj
Box-cars and Traveling Men. (Edi
torial Hd Southwestern Oregon News),
Thef don't look It.
A FINE COMBINATION
" (Pendleton Tribune)
Two cash prizes have been of
fered bo far, one for the homllcst
man and one to the woman wear
ing the shortest skirt that day.
Refreshments of various kinds will
be nold at the grounds.
SJV" FRAN'CISCO. Joe Thomas
wont the Shrine automobilo speedway
race "at San -Curios, driving l!i0 miles
In one hour 23 minutes and 34-1-6
seconds.
EVERYONE IS SICK POLITICALLY.
KCRETAIiY OF AVAR "WKKKS is suffering from a common com-',
plaint, political sickness. He is sick of politics, and so is every-'
S
one else, lint when it comes to suggesting a remedy, when it comes
... l e a. l ...i::....! I... 1... I
10 pointing a way iiul or wic present, poiiueui vi:uuiiii--:iE,jiu mis uu
better solution to offer than his brothers in misery.
Kopealing the direct primary won't do it. Disbanding the so
called farm bloc won't do it. What Secretary AVeeks apparently con
siders causes of the disease are riot causes, but merely .symptoms.
J lie truth is the country is in
period of extreme political flux,"
lessly divided internally, with tin;
are in and those who are out, and
the only cohesive factor. ' . '
How long the situation will last, no one knows, but as long as it
does last, there is little profit in wailing. Father Time is the best and
probably the only physician. Kventimlly there will probably be a
complete political transformation, with a Conservative party on one
side, which Jlr. AVeeks can whole heartedly support, and a Liberal
party on the other, which can be supported by men like AVilliam
Jennings Bryan and Samuel (lompers.
Political parties don't make issui; issues make political parties.
When elements now in suspension settle, when issues crystallize,
then the present high .political humidity will disappear, and the
country will really return to Normalcy again.
Outbursts such as the one in which the Secretary o.f AVar has in
dulged, relieves the feelings, but that is the only relief discernible.
The solution lies elsewhere.,
Ouill
Kasy street is noted for its dearth
The doctor has a cinch. If the patient well, he is a great
doctor. If the patient dies, "God took him.
In our day, people who contend
desire no more than liberty to raise
Perhaps it would be a gooil idea to abandon conferences until a
way is discovered to make the things jell.
True Americanism consists in the ability io forget all trivial busi
ness affairs when the pitcher begins his wind-up.
"What will become of our young people?" wails a reformer. Oh,
they'll grow old and worry about the young people.
Unfortunately, the bobbing of
effect. , When Samson was shorn,
The price of gasoline up again.
for you in the summer time anyway.
1 OiKiti. tliiM'o was h ill ii ii who went W a desert island to et abso
lute freedom. .And he died siliin fur somebody io 'boss around.
"God save tho king" Jitis its goid points, but what the world
needs now is something in the nature of "God save the pieces."
Modernism has reached the point whore the eongregntion uncon
sciously pushes down on the foot brakes after forty minutes of
preaching.
Wu Rippli
fy Walt
THE GARDEN.
HOW rdt'ti t ii jx is I'mlilisli, iiml cheerily T toil, nml plant Ihe
luscious radish in dark nml fertile soil; and any man is
ciiihlish who would my ruptures spoil. Vet nhvnys nml forever
there is tho pouchy sluite, who tries to sny things clever, who
leans upon my pite. ami mocks my hrave emleavcr to keep my
pea vines straight. "Oh, thererare many killers to knock your
Harden cold," he says, "and Iiuhn and millers, the perils manifold,
' jind six-inch caterpillars, and cutworms fierce ,and bold. Too
often I have seen them, where clinging herbage twines; and all
these posts, between them, will' kill your cherished vines, and
though you l'aris-jjreen them, they won't take in their sins.
Your sweat runs in a river, your face is turning preen, your
muscles throb nml quiver, you've worked so hard, I ween; far
better take your flivver, and burn up gasoline. For all your
peas will perish, your cabbages will die, the succotash you cher
ish will burn up in July, and with a sorehead bearish, you'll
wriiiji your hands and cry." And thus men cheer the fellow
who strives to raise some peas; they stand around and 'bellow
dire prophesies like these, until his streak of yellow gives him
cold feet and knees.
Medford Visitor Writes From Moscow
Arthur Kuhl, who visited IiIh
brother, Hubert Kuhl. editor of Tho
Mull Tribune about yeur uk 1h now
in KurtHlu tloiiiK ho me npefial work
for Herbert lloovor, director of tho
American Kclief Arwoctutton. Print
ed below are extracts from two of
bin recent letters, resardinK the situ
ation in AIohpow at the present time:
"Moscow. May 3, 1922-
Vo urrived all O. K. two days
out from UIkii and were put up most
comfortably at the headquarter
h ouse (there n rn t wo o t h e r h o u hch
also used as living headiiuarterM).
Tho life as far iih living la concerned,
Ih a Rood deal like that of an offi
cers iik'hh In the army. KverythiiiK
very comfortable and rather haphai
ard. "Moscow Ih full of people, the trol
ley on 18 run, autoes go shrieking by;
thero Ih an nil of "busyness" with
out business, and all things consider
ed more of the old atmosphere left
than one might expect.
"M H has been my most Inter
esting sidelight on the life of the
past five years. K very thing
that could happen about, has hap
pened to her. Sher was arrested by
the midst ot a transition period, a
with two large parties, each hope-!
only real contest between those who1
a general discontent and unrest as;
Points
of easy marks.
for liberty of conscience usually
the devil.
hair doesn't always have the same
they made him go to work.
Well, well; beef steak isn't good
Mctfon
the "Ohekn" ( Bolshevik Secret So
ciety) and kept in prison for two
months; she spent her Sundays in '19
and '0 standing in tho market place
trying to sell their old clothes, silver,
etc.. so they would not starve, seve
ral families are. packed into their
apartment now and they have, a cook
stove alongside, the grand piano.
When tho bunks wero nationalized,
all their jewelry, ; stocks and silver-1
ware In the safe deposit vaults were;
taken and they have nothing ut alii
to Hhow toy it. j
"When we reached Moscow, one of j
the first things 1 heard was a woman
who had come on tho train with us
saying that she could not get a cab
man for 'less thun seven millions!'
Kverythlug Is in millions. Street ear
fare which is nbout tho cheapest
thing there Is 100.000 roubles. An
American dollar is worth about 3,
I00,000 roubles. When n ' cabman
says H wo roubles be means two mll-j
lion roubles. When you so a sign Ir.
a grocery shop "8,000 roubles.' it
really menns 8.000,000 roubles. There
is a cub language and a restaurant
language and you add six ciphers for
one and three tor the other.
"Tin.. jiriccH, iillowlui; for i-xl-Iiuiiku,
iii-c mil l.-ul oltun very rhunp. llut
I ji- the kiiM.siuns tliemsi-lwa thoy are
all hut impossible. Yi-t people con
trive to fill the theatres, go to res
tauruntH, rloV in cab, you don't
know how. .
"A workman oarnn from 50,000,000
to 80,000,000 roubles a month now.
lf he spends all hi3 income on bread,
nu gets about "o noundsa month. Just
enouKh to exist oa without counting
expenses for other things. Theatre
tickets at the Art Theatre are from'
three to four million apiece, the
house, packed every niht!
"The A. it. A. Yfl'i ialK n;iv the so-
ylet people t.hey work with are ef-j
flelent and do everything they can to
co-oporale and keep the rood moving,
anil the transportation In shape. A '
government composed entirely of
geniuses would be almost helpless in;
the faeu it the universal breakdown
of normul transportation, trade and
industry
.mij o, J.' I
I
It is astonishing how normal , , , , n....
everything seems to be. Ah an A. .uoat building.' Ans. In 1849.
It. A. man 1 have, if anything comes 3 How old is a bass when it weighs
up, special priveleges. but no ques- one pound? Ans. Two years,
tion comes up and although I have I 4 What countries use wood the
tramped about everywhere day and most for houses? 'Ans. United States,
night, almost as i I were at home, und Swltzel.,and.
I have had no trouble of any sort, or I ,, , . ,, , , . , , ,
no sensation of being watched or ' &-How 1B has hngland had old
even considered In any way. , age pensions? Ans. Since 1912.
"Vou can buy anything you ant' 6 What percentage of farm crops
in Moscow now, provided you have are cereals? Ans. 36.5 per cent,
the money. I visited tho A .R. A: 7 How much bottled in bond whis
warehouws last week. Acres of stores liey is stored In tile United States?
like those for the army In France, A 38,000,000 gallons,
several hospitals where refugees i . n ,,,, .....
from the Volga region am being' nai was to ue me new name
eared tor, children literally starved for t!le leviathan? Ans. It was to
so that they looked like the worst have been called the President Hard
pictures or famine sufferers you ever ing, but the president preferred to not
saw, simply bones under tightly I change the name of the ship.
s"','i',!''l",l,,Hk'n- ' 9 Where is the most rhubarb
i ne ni-iiiiiiiiKu nun lorinei-iy tt
i.imiiuii.iiMe lesiuuium, uotv luiueu
over to the A. It. A. as ils main Mob-
enw food package and feeding Bta
Uon. Hundred h nf children linn uu
there every day, either for food or to '
Kvt their examinations to see whether
or not they need food. iot uil can
be fed that apply, and while ' the
many bail eaHes can be seen at a
Klance, there are many who nhow a
good enough condition t be refused
a card. They go into a room where
they take off their clothes to the
waist and then so through the hunds
of several doctors. About one
third of those who apply are turned
down I believe. The children look
vry cute going through their exam
inations. - it is a great sight
to see them in the dining rooms sup
ping tip V, S. hominy and bread and
cocoa.
"At tho ballet school there is also
a 'feeding station. There little, girls
specially selected for their grace and
muscular possibilities befcin as early
as 4 to 6 years old to train them
selves to be the ijumitlful butterflies
of ten or fifteen years later. "
Praise for Tribune
Prosperity Issue
c Yhls is ProspejHR VV'eek tn Matlford.
The Issue ot tile Meilford Mail Tribune
"or last Krliliiy la in tour sections c:n
tulnlnK 32 piiKcu, brimful of intercuting
matter resnrdlns the 'Southern Oregon
metropolis and Juckson county. The
chamber of commerce has prepared a
Prosperity Week program, which will
end Friday with a big parade and close
the gala week with a street dance.
Medford is after prosperity. Tin"- Mail
Tribune states that the pear crop will
bring in fl, 000,(100 alone this year.
Apples, small fruits, hay, grain and
oilier products will add to the wealth
of the county. The live ones are nwake
and are telling the world about it.
Albany Democrat. . . i
His Friend Recommended Them
"Six years ago," writes W. II. Shad
well, Stanley, Va "I had kidney trou
ble, and at times was unable to raise
myself In bed. Foley Kidney Pills
were recommended to me by the Chief
ol the Fire Department. After using 3
bottles 1 was completely relieved and
havo never had a return of the symp
toms." Why suffer when you can get
relief from rhouinptic pains, backache,
swollen, sore and stiff Joints, sleep
disturbing bladder weakness and other
symptoms of disordered kidneys. Sold
everywhere. Adv.
AVe hear that some folks
with di.scriimnutinR . appe
tites say that they could eat
our hread for dessert. Well,
po ahead, it won't hurt you.
It's one of the purest of pure
foods.
Scholz's
Butter-Roll
Bread
Pure and wholesome
Continental
EsSWoodStavePipi
Quotation on Pump unit ltnms for lr
rigntion. TIIOS. I. TliMI'liK, Medford
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
1 When was oxygen discovered?
2 What was the oldest form of mar-
riageW
gFor wnom were the states of
, ,, ,
N,rtl1 Crf ,la,me.d?
4 What state had the first pure
food law?
6 How much wheat is consumed
per capita ner annum in this country?
t whnn ,.,no un.... v,t unnv '
8 What is flotsam?
owh . ,H ,,.
" , 1 's jetsam .
i0 How are tho gate receipts divid
ed in the American league?
Answers to Yesterday's Questions I
1 What is the yield per acre of
sugar in Hawaii? Ans. Four and one-'
1 half tons.
UFI.Q1, woo mnnrala five, nna.l tn
grOWU?
Aus. In the San Gabriel Val
ley of California.
10 What city owns an oil well
which Is expected soon to pay all its
municipal expenses? Ans,
Long
Beach, Calif!
COMMUNICATIONS
Have Annual Rose Show
To the Editor: Let's make the Rose
Show an annual event and establish a
fund so that the show will be properly
financed. The Greater Medford club
has for several years endeavored to
get the Medford citizens to help bean
tify the city. The Hose show seems to
be the solution.
Fully 25 per cent of the women who
visited the Rose show did so with note
book and pencil in hand taking down
the names of the roses they liked best
indicating a desire to plant their favor
ite varieties. .
This should be encouraged and we
I wuuiu iiku ine iviau iriuune io cunuuee
a campaign for annual subscriptions to
the Greater Medford club to put on an
annual show. It won't take much from
each individual, yet it will mean a lot
to Medford.. . .. ... 5 i
' We will start it with $5.1)0. Let's go.
GA i'KS & LYDIAKU.
Medford. June lath.
RHEUMATISM
CANNOT EXIST
In the human body if you will use
Trunk's Prescription for Rheuma
tism and Clout. It Is ridiculous, ab
surd and preposterous, in fact, it is
a pity and a shame to talk about
Rheumatism.
Trunk's Presclption for Rheuma
tism and Gout sells for $1.75. This
Prescription DOES NOT ruin the
stomach. It DOES NOT depress the
heart, at all the meat and good food
you wish while taking Trunk's Pre
scription. It DOES NOT contain any
Mercury, Salicylate of Soda, Oil of
Wintergreen or narcotics of any
kind, 'but it absolutely and positively
overcomes any kind of Rheumatism
or CJout on earth. WHAT MORE DO
YOU WANT? Thero. fs nothing just
as good, and it is impossible to get
something better. It is also an excel
lent Uver Medicine. For sale at lias
kin's Drug Store, Medford. Adv.
AVTO TOPS.
We issue nn Insurance policy with
your auto top FREE "No premiums
to pay." Only exclusive top shop in
the city. Medrord Auto Top Co. 30
N. Grape. Phone 104.
For Reliable
'trucking .
PHONE 600-L
L. Snips Transfer
WOOD!
Dry Mill Works; Fir Slab Wood and
all other kinds of wood
MEDFORD FUEL CO
Cm. Third nnd Fir
rhnne l!i
RAY
DR. ' Ml ItPHT
2nd Floor
Medford Uuilding
Fashionable
DRESSMAKING
Experience In all branches.
Designing of all kinds.
Prompt Attention to Mailorders.
DOS V. 101 ll St. l'houo 350-T
1 f kmJl trary
How Does Your Garden Grow?
Are your vegetables and flowers rmwjng or just
standing still? If they are -not thriving it is be
cause they need an application of
We have a fertilizer for your particular need.
Spend a few pennies and enjoy, beautiful flowers ,
Mon
Seed & Feed Go.
Phone 260
The Farmer's
Wool and Mohair
All members of the Oregon Wool & Moliair Association are
advised to deliver the wool and hair to the FARM BUREAU"
EXCHANGE for. loading out the last ear JUNE 20TH. Re
member if yon don't get in the car loud shipment, your own
individual crop must bear flic local fre'rgJit.r.J ,p;S,rj . : ujj j j,'y-,
Pacific Co-operative Woolgrowers ' , .
jjjl THE UNIVERSAL CAR I
THE FORD SEDAN , j
ninny Iinvo the impmion llint, a Swlnii Is pri- lill
ill mnrily a winter car. Tlio popularity of tho Ford 11! I
III Sedan In sonimfr time disproves tills impression.
111 1 It affords nil the open nir pleasure of a touring car l
Ijll With tho comfort and conveniences of n closed car. Illy
lill since the windows can bo lowered with ease at any
HI Why not como in. see this little enr. in-
III Ycstijjate for yourself its merits. We will he glad.
lill ,fl s,," " ' lill
IS . c. E. GATES AUTO CO. : ' - I
Corlxthand Paciflcttiaivny
. CHANGE IN SCHEDULE
EFFECTIVE MAY 25, 1022
ASHLAND-ROSEBURG STAGE
Daily Except Sunday
Xorth Bound
Read Down.
jV. 12:(M Xoon
l:0O V. M.
Lv. 4:00 IV SI.
Av. 7:30 P. M.
Ashland
Medford
Grants Pass
Itoscburg
INTERURBAN
PAKE: AshJand-Kweburg,
Grants Pass-Hosehurg, $3.00.
Sledford
317 E. Main
Service Station
T. W. HERRIN,
Pres.
South Round
Head I'p.
Av. 3:45 P. M.
Lv 3:00 P. M.
1.V 1:00 P. M.
Lv. 8:30 A. M.
AUTOCAR CO.
$4.00; Medford-Kosebirrg, $4.15;
. .
Phone 30