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MEDFORD MATH TRTBIHTE "nTTlDFORD OREOOX, MONDAY, '".TTTXT: f, 1022
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
" Tho tostlmony In tlio trial of Ru
dolph Vulontlno rends Uko a page from
tho fllssz Whang.
"SLAYS MAN, SHOOTS SKLF I.N
Till ANGLE!" ( lldllno Portlnnd Jour
nal). IIo wiiHii't on tho s.iare.
ilio Kane of chlaclhearfcu' nuts who
left thin country a your ago to revel
In tho KiiRHliin Utopia, aro now blub
bering, "Wo want to como homo.1
They found the hellralHlng opportu
nltlcs unexcelled, but tho eating slim
AutolHtH pouroil out Sunday like sau
Hugo out of a saiinago machine, and ate
up tho itiiloH, and all their rulionx for
tlilH week, until after bronkfoHt Wed-
uctiday,
PLEA8E SEND BARREL
(Eugeno Guard)
Mrs. Joe Landoas who Intended
going to her husband at Clackanlo,
hut received word that ovorythlng
about tho sawmill had been
burned, even Mr. Londcss' clothes.
Tho romance 'of 'Mathilda McCor
mlck and Max Osor, tho Swiss llvory
Btable prop., narrowly nvorted bolng
jabbod In a vital spot with a pitch
fork. ' '
Tho Portland CIiIiioho couldn't stand
tho strain any longer, and havo started
a tong war. It Is no relation to the
tongue war raging among tho natives
People can take thoir choice be
tween A. Conan Doylo, who clalmx
thore Is no hell, nnd tho ovangellHt
raving at Hoaebnrg, who gives tho fol
lowing torrlfylng description: "Tho
pitchy floor of n binning, (i'JU degroo
.In tho Bluido hell."
ADVENTURE
(From Press Dispatch)
As Captain AjuumlHen drifts
slowly across tho cheerless ' ex
panse of the Polar basin from
which no white man has over
emerged allvo, he will search tho
white waste about htm for Hlgns of
tho "phantom fleet" tho frozen
company of lost ships that the
BsldmoH claim swings around the
north polo year In and year out,
gripped In the Inexorable clutch of
tho groat Ico floes.
Every day thoro Is something In the
pupors about a farmer lighting a cig
arette around gasoline.
DON'T disturb your pastor, havo the
aisles of your church covered with
. cork carpet. Max O." Huron; 179 N.
Cbm'l. (Ad Saloiu Capital-Journal).
. Jt also allows tho bearer of tho con
tribution box to sneuk up on the
back pew snoozers.
The Dock Clltzen watch charm model
dog, who barked at nil elephant last
weok, addressed a few remarks to the
moon Sunday eve.
Mindond brakemcn nnd associates In
the rr.' business are framing tho nn
nunl plans for hitting tho fruit indus
try of tho valley bark of tho ear with
a coupling pin, dressed up as a strike.
Southoru democrats In the senate
aro shooting off their faces at the
president, to keep the public's mind off
tiiolr constituents, who burn human
bolnj's, while acting as their own Judge
ajid juiy.
Now and then n flapper comes to
the-end of her rope, which, unfortu
nately Ib as short as her skirt.
' MUST BE CONGENIAL
(Roieburg News Review)
WANTED 1 man to tscort 2
: horses going to Portland by
freight. Carl 13. Neal, Federal
i Bldg.
The Christian church ball team plny-cd-the
Printers one day lust week, nnd
the former hnvo decided to divert some
of ; the funds, for forelgu missions to
locnlneeds.
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JUMP IN,
TT EX BY FOBD will run for I'rcsitlent "if the people of the eoim-
Jl Jl try desire hiin to do so."
AVlio are the people of the country!" How is their desire to be Vie
termiiieil previous to the eon vent ion except the primary.
Jump in Henry! The water is fine. Don't phi,y t lie coy politician
Don't do the storotyped tiling nnd yield only to popular demand
lib! (treat voice of the dear peepull
sailed for the trenches.
Ha orijiinnl. Do refreshinc. lie simple, lie yourself. Tell the
world yon would like to be President, that if enouj-'h of tlfe people
vote for you, you will be, and witliout any political buncombe, jo to it.
Some good people will lauf?h at you. In fact ti preiit many will.
Xo matter how many Ford votes, there are certain to be more Ford
jokes. But ridicule hasn't killed you thus fur, why should it kUl you
hereafter? (
Your rcut Ktrch!th will lie in your novelty. You 'will ho some
thing entirely new in the presidential game, and the people, ns a
whole, like new things.
So don't refuse to spend your own money. That's wlutt all the
candidates have done since "Washington. Running hasn't cost them
ix cent. J'ut it has cost their friends millions.
Show what an unselfish and original cuss you nrc, Henry, and
j- ay your own campaign expenses. Everyone knows you ure un hoAest
mini. If you bold Ihe purse strings, there will be no corruption, ii
your friends do the job there may be.'
Perhaps you lire no more ipialit'ied to hold the Presidency than
Billy Sunday, but that is no reason why you won't, or shouldn't.
It's not qualifications ''tat count in this little world, Henry. It's,
votes. Ami you can get them.
So go to it II. F. Crank 'er up ! The time is ripe for f livvering the
White House. Let's have some good newspaper copy this campaign
Forget the "dear people" bunk. Jump in.
Ouill
A friend in need is a friend you
The most remarkable thing about some complexions is their ad
llcsio"- . . iL.fitliiS.i. iiAdJ
It's hard to keep up Imlh appearances and a used ear on one small
income. . .
Paths of progress are never
money to burn.
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Posterity will have line advantage. It won't have to spend any
money on the Leviathiin.
The farm boy can still hitch his wagon lo it star limousine and gel
five dollars for pulling it out of the mud.
.There's one thing the man who
that's how darned unpopular he is.
The more ono listens to the conversation in the smoker, the more
he questions the wisdom of free speech.
In n few montlm, Democrats in civil service may be rare enous;
to" como under the protection of tho game laws.
When the average American
doesn't make him feel any better
thing.
RipplircgRhtiinQS
PAYING
W1IKN I have paid my monthly bills, I feel some pleasant,
grateful thrills, emotions safe and sane; glad smiles
among my whiskers play, and to myself I softly say, "I have not
lived in vain!" Downtrodden I journey in my coach; I see the
tailor Jinks, approach, and do not fear his glance; for I have
paid him every grout I owed him for my picnic coat, and my high
valer pants. I meet the tinsmith face to face"; he bows to me
with princely grace, he's glad to get my trade ; lie overhauled my
' handsome bus, and didn't hiive to fret and cuss o'er payment long
delayed., All the merchant princes smile as I proceed, in pom
pous style, along Commercial street; I've paid the grocer for his
cheese, the farmer for his bumble bees, the butcher for his meat.
On, friends, it is a goodly thing to walk as proudly as n king, al
though you have no crown, to prance nloiiir with stately tread,
and kmw you do not owe a red to any skate in town. So when
it's time for paying bills a peace serene my bosom fills, my spirit
sings and hums; and I can't understand the gent who will not
pony up a cent until a bailiff comes. .
It Is Very Essential
that you know the weight of your baby from
week to week and for you rconvenience we
have placed in the store a set of Baby Scales.
Bring the little one in often, as it is a pleas
ure for us to weigh them.
Heath's Drug' Store
The San-Tox Shop
109 East Main Street.
HENRY.
culling you as they did when you
Points
can bleed.
blazed by the young man who has.
knows it all, doesn't know, and
,
thinks about Congress, it probably
to reflect that he elected the darned
UP.
HOW MUCH DO'
YOU KNOW?
1 Do women vote In South Amer
ican republics?
- ho Ih the Ilritiiih ambassador to
U. S.
3 On which coast of England is
Plymouth?
4 Which is the largest hotel In the
world?
5 What Is Kapok?
Where is it grown largely?
7 What Is
blossom?
the color of dogwood
8 From what continent does coffee
drinking come?
tl What form of governniert Iiub
Armenia? -
10 How long should a new concrote
walk be guarded before used ?
Answers to Yesterday's Questions .
1 Why does a dog stick out his
tongue when ho pants? Ans. It is r.n
unconscious effort to increase- the
evaporation surface of the body. '
now much cabbage will a pound
if cabbage seed produce? Ans. A
carload.
3 What Is the length of a regula
tion army rifle? Ans. 43 ft Inches.
4 What constitutes the supreme
law of the land? Ans. The constitu
tion of the United States together with
treaties and acts or congress made
under its authority are the supremo
law of the land. .
o lio Is the oldest senator in
point of service? Ans. U. S. Senator
11. U. Lodge of Mass.
t What city in the United Stntes
was first to have commission form of
government? Ans. Galveston, Tex.
i l'or what purposo are tonsils?
Ans. The function of the tonsils is to
destroy germs on the way to the
lungs.
8 What Is the work of the littlo fan
In a clock which starts working when
the clock strlkeB? It keeps tho clock
from striking too fast.
'9 How much saliva does a person
secrete in a day? Ans. Man secretes
ahout a quart a day. An ox secretes
about 60 quarts.
10 What Americnn statesman was
known as the "great peacemaker"?
Ans. Henry .Clay.
COMMUNICATIONS
Montana Peoplo. Meet.
To the Kditor:
On Sunday, Juno 11th, at tho city
park In (trail ts Pass there fs to be
held the first picnic given by the
Southern Oregon Montana associa
tion. All who have made Montana
(heir homo are not only Invited, but
urged to be present, meeting other
former Montana people. Not much
tn tiu wny of a program will he.had
the time being given over to making
and renewing acquaintance.
While most of those nttending will
bo Montana, people, nil are now Ore-
goninns at heart, and it Is hoped tho
result of the picplc will bo more
Montana folks as .settlors in South
ern Oregon.
Tf you will be kind enough to .give
mis a little wnto up, or at least
not ire, we shall bo deeply grateful
therefor. Thank you.
. If. N. Johnson,
Ontntn Pass, June ;i.
Can You Help
Being happy in this
beautiful Rogue River
valley?
And the Hamilton Beach Carpet
Cleaner can give you more time to
enjoy it.
Phone 1000 for a free trial.
Renard Electric Co.
119 E. 6th St. '. Phone 1000
"Live Wire Service."
Fashionable
DRESSMAKING
Experlonco In all branches.
Designing of all kinds.
Prompt Attention to Mailorders. '
1)05 W. 10th St Phono 355-T
Day or Night
WEEKS-CONGER CO
Funeral Directors
PR. MlKPIir
2nd Floor
Medford lliilldlng
For Reliable
TRUCKING .
PHONE 600-L
L. Knips Transfer
WOOD!
Iry Mill lllorki: Tlr Slnb Wood nnd
nil other kinds of wood
MEDFORD FUEL CO
Cor, Third nnd l-'ir
Phono !il'J
LOGGER GAINS
TWENTYPOUNDS
AND FEELS FINE
Portland Citizen Says Tan
lac Overcome Stomach
Trouble "Which Had Him
In Such Bad Fix He
Couldn't Stand Food at
Camps. ' , '.. ." ;
: "My health not sb bad I hurt to
quit the camps, but in ono month
Tan lac has hulpud irie to gain twenty
pounds and J um KninK hack to work
at once," said Arthur Svenn, 52 K.
First st.,. Portland, Ovn.t well-knflwn
foster. . -I;,;'
"Aly stomach and kidneys were so
badly out of order that the food we
trot in the losing camps didn't agree
with me. It lo'oked like every bite I
ate soured und I would bloat up
with gas till I fclt like I would
smother. I lost my appetite and
went down In weight and strength.
My back got so lamo and hurt so bad
that finally I came down to Port
land in the spring to try to get ro
llef before it wua too late.
"I decided to try Tanlac nqd it fit
my case exactly. I have taken three
bottled now and simply .feel like
have been made all over again. I
think so much of Tanluc I am going
to carry a supply of it out to the
camps with me."
Tanlac is sold by all good drug
gists . - - Adv.
THE FLY MENACE
If the ordinary cattle-ownor had an
accurate means ol figuring how much
files were costing him every year, he
would take steps to stop their dep
redations instantly.
The fly is one of the greatest dan
gers to hoth human and animal life.
It Is tho fllthieBt of all Insects, and
the most Irritating. Cows and other
nnlmuls that are bitten and pestered
all day by flies, cannot do their best.
On top of this if they have to fight
mosnnitoos all night, It Is no wonder
the milk yield falls off during the
Summer.
At least 50 per cent of all cattle are
grubby, as a result of the warble
flies. Grubby cattle cannot attain
full weight 'and do not bring full
price, and besides, a discount of
33 1-3 per cent is placed on all grub-
oy nicies.
It is very difficult for horses to
work or travel when they are kicking
and switching constantly at flies nnd
mosquitoes.
Unless you protect your stock, you
are spending money for feed to fight
flies and mosquitoes. It is Impossi
ble to get away from this fact. Part
ot it the flies get by sucking the blood
tho rest of it is used tn energy they
spend in righting the pest, therefore.
thoso snmos flies take inilk out of
your pail, keep your stock scrawny,
discontented and make It unpleasant
ior an concerned.
There is another sldo to the fly
question which must ho considered,
and that Is the danger and nnnoyance
they bring into the home. The house
fly. the stable-fly, and other varieties
of the pest are born and breed around
stables; pick up their food there, and
spread disease germs and filth.
Tho hnuso-fly carries wtih it ty
phoid and other disease germs and
croutos uunoyanco for everyone In the
homo. Everyone, therefore, should
bo interested in eradicating files of
every typo, and at tho same timo to
prevent their increase in numbers as
far as possible.
How to lo It
FLY-SPRAY is a liquid prepara
tion designed to keep flies off rattle
and horses and also repel lice, ticks,
and certain other vermin.
Every owner of livestock, whether
largo or small, should use Fly-Spray
particularly during the Summer sea
son. It saves money for tho stock
owner and ts a humano act.
A herd of cows will yiold from 10
per cent to 20 per cent moro milk
when freed from flios and aro able
to eat in peace.
Tho interior of stables, stalls, etc.
Bhould be thoroughly sprayed to keop
away flies. Fly-Spray is also an ex
cellent spray for the Interior of hen
houses, roosts, etc., and will aid in
keeping the house In sanitary condi
tion. . The cost of spraying your stock
with Fly-Spray1 is very small com
pared with the results it insures. It
will pay you big dividends and give
the animals peace and quiet, thus in
creasing their weight and worth.
While driving away files and mos
qultucs It will not Irritate the ani
mals and is non-po'srnous. It will
not hurt the skin or hair. It Is ef
fective for six to eight hours. It is
a ropellant to lice; It Is a germ de
stroyer and a healing antiseptic. It
Is effective for use in poultry houses;
It will not gum the hair: effective
against barn or cattle Itch; Is a good
hog spray.
Monarch V
Seed & Feed Co.
Distributors and retails of COW
kasi; and siiKitvrx-vuUA.u.s
FLY 8PH.IV. . '
!I7 K. Main St. .
NEWGOMB
FOR WOOD
16inch Slab Wood, dry in yard,
$1.75 per tier. Delivered green,
$1.75 in loads of 4 tier, dumped.'
Dry Mill Blocks, $7.00 per load, or
$6.50 dumped.
Phone G31
Southern Oregon Gas Co.
O AS on display at 209 West Main street a
line of the newest and most up to date
gas ranges manufactured, including semi
and fully enameled at the lowest prices.
Sold on very easy terms.
WATER HEATERS The best obtainable,
economical to operate, quick in action.
Heats water for bath in 20 minutes.
Phone our office and our representative will
call and give you all particulars.
THOMAS D. PETCH
Gen. Mgr.
WRESTLING!
FOR THE MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
PAVILION ARENA
Gold Hill, Tues. June 6
WALTER
MILLER
Police Gazette Rules to Govern.
TWO FAST PRELIMINARIES
Starting at 8:30. Main Event at 9:00 o'clock
ADMISSION: Ringside $2.75;-Reserved, $1.65;
Balcony, $2.20 and $1.65. General Admission $1.10;
Children, 55c. .Including .War Tax. . . ' '
Tickets On Sale at Brown and Brown, Medford.
Ross and Ross, Central Point. Irvin Cigar-Store,
Ashland. . ....
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I I -THE FORD SEDAN
iMnny liavn the impre-sNion that u Sedan in prl- j
inaiily 11 winter car. The popularity of tho Ford
I Selan in suiunier time disproves this impression. 9
It afTonls all the open ulr pleasure of a touring enr IjlH
with tho comfort and conveniences of a closed car, jfl
nIiico the window's can be lowered with case ut any
I time. Ill
I Why not como in, see this littlo enr, in- lli
vestlgate for yourself its nieiits. Wo will bo b'1 j
to show it to you. I I
O. E. GATES AUTO CO.
Cor. Sixth nnh Pacific lligliway Ijj
CHANGE IN SCHEDULE
EFFECTIVE MAY 25, 1022
ASHLAND-ROSEBURG STAGE
Daily Except Sunday
North Mound
Head Dou'D.
Lv. 18 MM) Xoon
l.v. 1:H I M.
l.v 4:0O I. M.
Av. 7:30 P. SI.
. A shin ml
MeHford
Gr&ntJt lass
IloBeblirK -
INTERURBAN
FAKK: Aslilnnd-Roschurg,
Cirnnta I'ass-KosehiirK, $3.fl.
Mr.lford
TOM
RAY
vs.
South Hound
Head I'p.
Av. 3:43 I'. M. :
l.v 3:M I. M.
IjV 1:0) 1". M.
Lv 8:30 A. M. :
AUTOCAR CO.
IM.ftO; Mcdford-ltoscliurp, $1.13;
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