Medford mail tribune., May 27, 1922, Page 4, Image 4

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MEDPOKD riUNTlXU CO.
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THE STRANGE CASE OF MR. HOFF.
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BUMMER 8. SMITH, Mna-r.
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Yc Smudge Pot
By Arthur Parry.
i Unless the community gets a wiggle
on itself, the schools will go a whole
year without a school row.
Wonders never cease. A customer
got a match out ot Dave Davidson's
match box this am.
The late primary was a howling sue
cess, owing to all hands strictly ob
serving the Corrupt Practice Act
Travelers report that Klamath Falls
has about recovered from the era of
CO cent shaves and $1 haircuts.
A drug that kills fear has been dis
covered In the jungles of South- Amer
ica. Drinking fountains spouting same
will be installed in front of all bean
eries.
Kansas democrats in convention as
sembled have endorsed Wo. G. Mc-
Adoo for president in 1924. The grass
hoppers are able to get everything but
the notion that the Crown Prince ought
to be allowed to ruin the nation like
he did the railroads.
A CHANGE OF NOISES ,
. (Corvallis Gazette-Times)
WANTED To trade excellent
HIGH . GRADE Phonograph for
Ford Roadster in good condition.
Phone 41S4.
A stiff wind is blowing from the
south today with the velocity of a 4ura
orator. It was a fresh breeze, blowing
off the hcta of Galshevikis. and
mussing up their frizzes.
, Steps have been taken to prevent
the marriage of a hightoned flapper to
a Swiss livery stable prop.
"IRISH FRACTIONS
WARFARE" ( Hdline SF.
Doing things by
RESUME
Bulletin)
Tha annual ruination of the fruit
crop by Mr. Pug Isaacs was consum
mated Fri, 1
Who can remember the days when
the Portland papers printed editorial
on the menace of the housefly, and
where the gas silos now stand, gentle
men sold household goods on Saturday
afternoons.
T is difficult to umlcrstami the victory of State Treasurer lloff
in the recent primaries. ,
Inefficient public officers may often be named through ignorance.
But here was an official with a record known to the people of the
state, a record which cost the tax payers thousands of dollars. and
et he was renominated by a comfortable majority.
One can't explain this by the K. K. K, endorsement, for lloff was
the only state official of prominence to survive that endorsement.
"What is the explanation?
lloff is a likeable man of mild disposition and pood intentions. 1 1
has many staunch friends, particularly in labor circles. The only ex
planation wo can sujrRpst. is that of general public indifference, the
laet that, with less than fifty per cent ?, the Kepubliean voters going
to the polls, lloff 's solid backing was too large to be overcome.
In Multnomah county where, lloff s record was brought to the at
tention of the voters, his normal strength was perhaps reduced, in
Jackson county where the facts were also made known, lloff was de
feated, but in the state at large, the newspapers took no action, and
the state treasurer's nomination followed as a matter of course.
With Milton A. Miller, apparently successful a the Democratic
nominee, the Democrats obviously have an excellent opportunity to
name the next state treasurer. The Republicans who didn't go to
the polls have only themselves to blame. v
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
Quill Points
1, Oil HiinkoN h;ivi eyvlUlN?
2. When wmh ih Imlt-iirtiuViu'e
of llu l. S. rt'coKin.-oil ly Frunro?
S. When wiih tin- (list telihinir
exhibited?
. When Is Knther'H Pay?
R. What are. imluKtrll (rulta?
0. What (h the "Ivory CumkI?"
T. On n inn i h hiii; ln uwd to re
move turhon front Has engines?
S, f Whom l.i tho larost ulna in
thftWlirlil?
. How ninny t". 8, noMim-a died
ot tfiKcnKP tlurtnit tho world war?
10. Whitt In it "Kollrthln"?
Auhwvrs to YcHlortljiy'a JiiiIouk
1. What k o-ns us from bolim
ovorhoMed by tho smi'n ray? Ann.
Moisture" In the air. I
What koona tho air mound tho
earth? An, tlravity.
S. What 1h mount ' v "Moo" In
nttiioulturnl bloo? Am, tlrotin.
4. Is Fresno, Ca if., an Inland
city or a nenport? Ana. Inland ilty.
5, What was tho Columbian Kx
position? Ans. Tho world fair til
OhloaKO.
S. Wltmi did It open? Ana, May
1. 1S9.1.
7. How nnny ity mall earlier
are there In the fluted State ? Ana.
44,004.
. From , what taiiRuuue Ih "bloo"
derived? Ana. Fionrh.
10. What "t the most valuable
I sitlves tinlesH (hoy notimlly aw the
nnllimla killed, -Recording to tho produ
, tory nnimuJ luspsctor.
I Olio county clerk, (not In Jackson '
! county! the lospoctor sVillliiKly In-'
formed mo, refused to pay the Ixmnlyj
I on several eoyntes in spite of tlm
iclalnuint havln broimlit hit tnnyliiK
witneasett and In every way eoiiipllodt
with tho law. The wltnessea wtri'
bluffed' out by) tills hlnlottlrul survey j
Instructed county elork's Htsteinent tn
the eifeet that they would bo auhlnet
to nerjiiry eli:ti'Ks nnleas they actually
saw tho animal killed.
The writer Uoultl wtally Slid to llila
article. is unt rtoa! of Inforniatloit col
locted from various sourer,, tl)M per
tains to this bminty vs. litoloylcal sur
vey ring, hut' 'llios to refrain from
such a'Jtdl unless forced to lit aolf
tlefeiiHo. If lnteitstel In this move
ment I ask your conslilerntlon of the
following: Should nn outfit that it
aorts to throwing Jokers Into our laws
lo trusted with more funds to spend?
Pld you ever hear of or sen nn honest
open report giving the total average
cost of unlmnla destroyed by the lil
IokIchI survey? lWt back them until
you tiro sure It la for the beat, Mr
Haiulier. J. II. HKOKNKK.
, ilrownsbortt, Ore.
Some men fall in love with their stenographers, and some get
efficient service.
A henpecked husband is one w ho isn't permitted to listen in on the
radio until the sermons start.
About the only sure way to get intelligent men into office is to
breed a set of intelligent voters.
Among other things, fiction teaches us that friends occasionally
ttick to one who is dead broke.
At times we wish the construction of Eve had taken some of
the bone out of man's head instead of a rib.
fish? Ana, The herring
with the cod eoond.
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Is . first,
COMMUNICATIONS
3 THOMPSON CREEK
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There are many hazardous occupations, but that of defrauding the
government doesn't appear to be one of them.
When a man's wife quits him for another who can buy her more
clothes, a lot of foolish people talk about his "loss."
It has been our observation that a wise man and a fool act much
the same after sitting down on a wad of chewing gum.
If one takes a certain type of girl riding and tries to kiss her,
she'll jump out and walk home. A canoe is a great invention.
Well, when the gun-men become too numerous in the East, one
can always move out to the wild and wooly west and find peace.
We.wish these fat old parties whose love letters arc read in court,
would learn to call their sweeties something beside "Toots."
One remembers with joy that times have always become better
within eight or ten years after the fixing of a new tariff schedule.
NO WONDER THEY FLAP
(Philadelphia Bulletin)
The father of the girl reported .
her dissppearance to the police
this morning. He said she left
home about 11 o'clock last night,
soon after the family retired in
her night clothes. (Relayed by
Lucile).
AN OLD TIMER TALK8
"I was on a jury in 1876 right here
In Jacksonville, and the son-of-a gun
of a lawyer Jabbered and Jawed for
two days, and completely overcome
the jury. Ho had hands like a woman.
Ask Maw, if you don't believe me.
The trial lasted three weeks, and the
chair I sat in still shows my hoof
prints. When Hughes ran for presi
dent, it was still in the clerk's office
That lawyer befuddled the jury to such
an extent that they went out and con
vlcted the defendant's horse, and
acquitted him in 7 minutes, but didn't
report for five hours so the county
could buy our dinner. The defendant
told me afterwards that he had made
all preparations to move to Salem, and
that night won $1100 playing stud with
aome slickers from Yreka. I knew 'em
when they were run out of Winno
mucca for skullduggery. One of them
was a blacksmith, and could get more
music out of an anvil than you can out
of a fiddle. What do you know about
John D throttling Russia. I d like to
be oa his jury. Justice would be done
for the first time since the flood.
Tomorrow's ray birthday. Only 86.
Getting purty old. Plumb forgot to
vote at the primary. My noggin ain't
as clear as she used to be.
RipplingRhurc&s
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WaltMaton
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MEMOIRS.
OW everyone is writing memoirs and kindred things, with,
criticisms blighting of cabmen, cooks and kings, of loving
and of fighting, divorce and wedding rings. And some memoirs
are classy, and rightly make a hit, and some are merely sassy and
please me not a bit; their authors, bold and brassy, mistake their
gall for wit. With duchesses dictating the story of their lives,
and butlers, teeth a-grating, exposing great men's wives, the pub
lishers are crating the coin, and business thrives. And females
who are nameless, with ink of lurid tint, write stories that arc
shameless, of wickedness they hint; and people who are blame
less don't seem to get in print. , I've read the "Recollections" of
beldames twelve or ten, who wrote out long selections from dia
ries in their den, and gave in smoking sections, punk tales of fa
mous men. They hang some silly story on men who've joined the
shades, great men who walked in glory, and led the world's pa
rades; ah, they were sinners hoary, who winked at pretty maids!
Thus Gladstone was a Willie who loved to chac a skirt, and Uea
confield was silly when he'd a chance to flirt; it makes my bosom
chilly to find in print such dirt! Through modern books I daw
dle and send up weary wails; it is an age of twaddle, old maid
are telling talcs; the fishwife is their model, with all her slime
and scales. " '
Tha Bounty Law Joker
To the KdJtor: The HMoRleal Sur
vey has In many ways done a ureal
ileal of good la the way of exterminat
ing pests, Btill It Is my object to call
attention to a rather queer manner' In
which the trappers and a msjorlty of
the country people hi the foothill and
desert regions of Oregon have been
noixlwlnked by a recent piece of lonis
latkm which 1 claim waa mainly
framed, sponsored and put through by
the WoloRlcal Survey Inspector's of
fice In this state.
For several year the bounty laws of
onr state have been subject to an
endless bombardment of criticism and
abuse from this swe. a portion of
the criticism belnK admittedly merit
ed, as It would be If directed toward
most any portion of our ounty. state
or government affairs where handling
of public funds Is concerned. Very few
of these charges, if any, have been
proven. 1
The Ulologleal Survey policy In
other states has been, and would bo In
Oregou, to first get rid of all bounty
legislation. This .being usually accom
plished through cautious agitation be
fore various gatherings, ceaseless lob
bying at the capitol, and lavishly fa
voring our newspapers, farm journals,
etc., with articles sometime decep
tive favoring their side In tho bounty
controversy.
One of the arguments advanced by
the biological survey. Is the saving to
the local district, county or state
under biological survey methods and
control as compared to the bounty
system. Undoubtedly the saving is
effected as claimed but the average
total cost of each animal to Uncle
I Samuel, the state, stockmen's associa
tions.' etc., under biological survey
management would make Interesting
reading to the average taxpayer should
these little details inadvertently slip
out into public view,
Having got rid of the bounty law,
the next move I predict, will follow
hese general . lines: The stock.
men arc called upon for some II
and are assured Uncle Samuel has $$
to .match them in the pot: the state
legislators will receive the same in
ducemcnts, also the sheep men, etc,
The spending capacity of this preda
tory branch of the biological survey Is
limited only by the bottom of the pot.
Unable so far by fair or semi-fair
means to remove the bounty law of our
state Into oblivion, and Incidentally
take away a few dollars income from
the farmer boys and resident tappers
for their insatiable desires, thfc-4 gen
tlemen have put over a good c, dis
claiming at the samo time M know
ledge of the Injocted joker pr.t.11 after
their little work was flnlBhod. Here
It is:
To protect the bounty funds from
misuse the tranner or hunter must
bring two witnesses taxpayers will
Ing to swear the animals were killed
within the county In which the bounty
s claimed. (This' puts the ' bounty
claimant to some expense but Is fulr
enough). Xow here enters the joker
These wlinenBos' are " perjuring them
Mrs. Thoa. Williams and children
left for Uoldendalo; Wash,, on Monday
of luHt week for a visit with relatives
Herbert Klmore motored to Medford
on Monday of lust week.
Our school opened up again on Mon
day of lunt week after n close of six
weeks on account of smullpox In the
neighborhood.
Miss Krrot itlngham visited Mrs
Grove on Saturday.
Dltk ItiH k ot Steamboat, and W. A.
Crnln anil K, F. tirove motored t
Grants Pass on Monday of last week.
Mrs. Fred Hurh drove down to
Applegale on Wednesday of last week.
Thot, Williams returned to hla homo
last Wednesday from Medford. where
he had been for a day or two.
Mr. and Mrs. F. F. tirove and Mrs
Will Jordan were In Grants Pass last
Sunday.
KU I.mrd attended the dance ut
Amtlewte last Saturday.
llHrlng closed their schools Mrs
ljura II. Atkins and Miss Patricia
liogan are spending their vacatHm at
the Shamrock ranch with their father.
M. D. Ilogan.
Andrew Torey of Williams was visit
ing at Will Jordan's last Sunday.
Cut This Out It Is Worth Money
Cut out this alio, enclose with 5c
and mall it to Floys ft Co., 2835 Shef
field Ave.. Chicago. III., writing your
name and address clearly. You win
receive in return a trial package con
taining Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound for coughs, colds and croup;
Foley Kidney Pills for pains in sides
nd back; rheumatism, backache, kid
ney and bladder ailments; and rolcy
Cathartic Tablets, a wholesome and
horoughly cleansing cathartic for con
ization, biliousness, headaches, and
luggish bowels. Sold everywhere.
Adv.
Notice 1 '
All with Trlgohla Oil & Gas stock
for sale write Thos. C. Holding, North
Notice to' Motorists
Prestolite Battery and
N Electric Station
AT OFFUTT'S GARAGE BUILDING ,
40 North Front Street
will be Open Sunday mornings for your convenience
from 7:30 to 12 o'clock noon.
Telephone 119
Pennington & Johnson
Hand-Tailored Suits
$35 to $50
VRAY
PR, MtUPHV
Und Floor
Medford Kullding
.WOOD!
Dry Mill Illot Fir Hlul) Wood an
all other kinds of wootl
MEDFORD FUEL CO
District Manager
Wanted
for Jackaon County by ono of the
largo life insurance companies. Op
portunity to develop four to ton thou
sand dollar Income. Policy and plan
differ from any now sold In county
nd furnlahes greater Insuranro pro
tection per premium dollar than any
competitive contract.
Prefer man of middle age, past
buslncBS euccess, community stand
ing, competent to deal with best bust
nens men and farmers, and to eHtab-
liah agencies throughout territory
umMiz bunkers and others.
Previous (nsurancn experience Mhs
nerettiiary than good past bUKine
record and ability to rll. - Addrnst
'GeiiHral Agent," care of this paper.
giving address and phono number for
communication with you Monday.
SOLDIER ! !
?
Any man who Is entitled to the
soldier's loan in thUt stum and can
raise $1500 cash can get Immedi
ate poHRCsalon of a good '12 aero
farm within one mile of Mcd'orJ.
Illch deep hoII, modern buni'.ulow
with bath and electric pumping
plant complete. largo barn, kov
eral outbuildings. About 7 acres
lit yr. old fruit trees with nrops.
All level land with Irrigation avail
able. Wrlto
P. O. Ilov (O.Tt
' leilfin-t!, Oretjori ' '. ,
SPECIAL
One Week Only
"Water restrictions now on.
Wc will replace gasket in
that leaky faucet any place
in city, 50c for one, 23c for
every additional i'aiicet
For one week only, starting
May 22d.
& Heating Co.
Phone 620 ,
FRED ALTON HAIGHT
Teacher of Piano and Harmony
. i .'i
PupllH are now Ih'Iiik ncroptivl for tin' Niiiimier (Xmrnea, Jiiu ltd
to AiiKiixt l-lh. full, mile or plume today if InleiTMed.
STUDIO
illH Illll.ltIV III 'ILIUM,
Ml ll Oltl, OHF.
You have been wanting to use gas, but have
hesitated on account of the cost of service
installation. For the next 15 days your gas
company will run service 40 feet inside your
property line free of cost to you.
There is due to arrive in a few days a car
load of pipe and we are now prepared to
make extensions of mains to consumers.
Stop in at our office and talk it over with us.
Southern Oregon Gas Co.
CITY TREASURER'S NOTICE
of Semi-Annual Assessment Due
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the semi-annual insUl
mcnt (one twentieth) and intcreit on pavidg, stiver and
walermaln usmmenti upon all properties for which applica
tion was made to extend time of payment, will be dne and pay.
able at the (fflce of the city treasurer Jnne 1, 1022, and will be
delinquent after thirty (30) days from tald date and ahall bear
b penalty of five per cent (S,) upon the amount of ruch de
linquency. Thirty dayi after luch delinquency the property wll be
advertised and sold for the amount of such delinquency, to
gether with penalties and costs of such sale in accordance with
8cctiori 148 of the City Charter.
Date at Medford, Oregon, this 15th day of May, 1922." '
. MARY HASWELL WEBBER,, ,
Treasurer of the City of Medford, Oregon.
Railroad Travel Costs
25 Less This Year
for ,
Memorial Day
To all points on Southern Pacific Lines whero
one way fare is $25 or less.
Sales Dates May 27 to 30 inclusive ,
Good until June lnt
PLAN NOW lo got ijwiiy for a trip over tho wook-end Includlnn
".Mtjiiiorliil Duy" find tuKo uUvuulugn ot low Hound Trip tur.
ASK ACilSiN'TS about othnr ow round trip oxruriilon fares.
TIIKY 1VI,I, SAVB YOU AlONIJY.
Tor furcH, tiujn bo r vie 4 or bookluU, ubk ukcmU
Southern Pacific Lines
' JOHN' M. SCOTT, ' '
1 General iWiVtiger AgitnC
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CHANGE IN SCHEDULE i
KTO'KCTIVK MAY S3, IO'.Ki
ASHLANDROSEBURG STAGE
1 Dally Except sira'day '."."',""'
North Hoiinrt
Itend Down.
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INTERURBAN AUTOCAR CO.
. , . . ; FA 1 1 K : A hI il ii u (l-Ilotliu vil $l.00i' UtedronMtoteburf, $I.15
Urania l'uHN-llom-lturK, frt.OO.
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BendV Oregon: . .M
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