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MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MTiDFORiy. OREfiOy. FRIDAY. MAY 1922
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-Ye Smudge Pot
. By Arthur Parry.
. SI ayember weather prevails through.
out the valley, and next month will be
January.
The "tempest in the teapot" which
swept over the 'state last week, has
now degenerated into a cyclone in It
percolator.
' This week's Lit. Dig. says that the
average weekly pay of preachers in
America in 191$ was 114.13. This Is
a measly remuneration for so noble a
work, full of sacrifice and study. On
the basis of one ful fledged and func
tioning hypocrite in each flock, they
are, entitled to $1,000,000 a year, and
the Congressional medal for unselfish
heroism.
, A brown striped tent has been
pitched atop- the Hairy Walther light
house. It reminds artistic souls of the
barge Cleopatra used in a trip down
the Nile.
, CATCH THAT EDITOR
' (Pendleton East Oregonian) .
Rev. Norman Brown, formerly
of Davenport, was the lying squad
ron speaker at . the Fifteenth
Avenue Christian church yester
day afternoon.
Antoists throughout the land, con
tinue to lose disputes with passenger
trains at crossings.
WANTED Girl or woman for gen
eral houseworry for small family in
the country. Phone 606. Vant ad
Weston Leader). Correct. ,
' William S. Hart, a movie actor of
western characters is now under fire
of the Presbyterians. William is a
movie actor able to sU-nd out in the
sunshine, and never tUrew a custard
pie at anybody.
The Rosenberg boys have designed
and executed a pear label that is apt to
cause eastern customers to eat the
label Instead of the pears.
'" A MEMORIAL DAY CLA88IC
Little green tents where the soldiers
sleep,
And the sunbeams play, and the worn-
,C en weep,
, Are covered "with flowers today; j
And between the tents walk the weary
t few, ...
Who were young and stalwart in sixty-
:. tWO, ' I
"When they went to the war away.
The little green tents are built of sod,
And they are not long, and they are
) not broad,
But the soldiers have lots of room;
And the sod is a part of the land they
saved,
When the flag of the enemy darkly
waved,
: The symbol of dole and doom, .
The little green tent is a thing divine;
The little green tent is a country's
shrine.
Where patriots kneel and pray.
And the brave men left, bo old, bo few,
Were young and stalwart in 'sixty-two,
- When they went to the war away.
Walt Mason.
DYE STOCKINGS
OR SWEATER IN
, ': "DIAMOND DYES"
";. "Diamond Dyes" add years of wear
to worn, faded, kklrt, waists, coats,
stocking n, draperies, everything.
Every packaKA containn directions bo
Iniple any woman can put new, rich,
fadeless colors into her worn gar
ments or draperies even if she has
never dyed before. Just buy Dla
moni Dyes no other kind then
your material will come out right,
borause Diamond Dyes are guaran
' teed not to streak, spot, fade, or run.
Toll your druggist whether the mate
rial you wish to dye In wool or nilk.
.or wnemer u m linen, cotton or
mixed goods. ' Adv.
A GREAT INVISIBLE VICTORY.
THIS Croat Invisible celebration conduct oil n, week iifjo tonight,
was, , it seems, somew hat premature. "With the passing of the
tumult and the shouting, there appears little in this visible and sheet
less commonwealth, to. crow about. In fact the - winch advertised
K. K. K, assault upon the Or. 0. 1 ended as fur as result are con
cerned in a complete and dismal vout.
Ralph Williams, who was opposed by the Ku Kluxers,-was renom
inated for national committeeman over the Klan candidate, O. II.
Fithian; Labor Commissioner Oram was successful over Palell, the
Klan nominee; T. K. Campbell, veteran member of the Public Service
Commission, was victorious over J. K. Tliiehoff, another invisible
aspirant ; Congressman llawleympposed by the K. K. K., slaughtered
A. "W, Norblad; while in the third district, Korell, the K. K. candi
date was defeated by Congressman Mc Arthur, and Congressman' Sin
r.ott. a Catholic, against whom a bitter fight was waged by the Klan,
was easily victorious.
Only the governorship fight remains, as far as important state of
fiees are concerned, and unless the K. K. K. has something more vis
ible than talk to produce. 'Governor Oleott. who led the fight in this
state against Invisible government, is victorious over Hall by a 'safe
and secure plurality.
The result is the' more remarkable for these political innovations.
usually capture the public imagination fit the outset and enjoy a real,
though temporary triumph. The old Know-Nothing stampede per
formed that way and the Xou-Partisan Leaguers made a clean sweep
of the Dakotas, for the first few years. "With the Klan'skHIfully or
ganized, and the opposition divided;
cent vote and the opposition, as a whole, polling less than fifty per
cent, a clean sweep by the Klan would not have surprised many well
informed political observers.
But the Big Explosion proved a Dud. Iustead of a boost the
K. K. K. endorsement proved a blight. As a result, there is not likely
to be such a wild scramble for Cyclopean endorsement at the next
election, for if. the KMC K. couldn't win tinder conditions a week
ago, they can never win.
All of which is highly desirable. For if the nest election can be
fought out on genuine constructive issues, nd not on fake destruc
tive ones, the people of Oregon will have much to be thankful for.
Quill
All that Ireland needed in the
she needs now is less of 'em.
It is hard to tell which causes
hives or a political bee.
Now as always, however the chief cause of crime is the assurance
that one can get away with it.
A leader, in the average town, is
the various committee members.
RipplingRhun&s
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WaltMctfon
MYSTERIOUS RUSSIA.
IN RUSSIA men are starving, and starting-are their wives;
there are no roasts for carving when dinner time arrives.
The kids in vain are calling for liverwurst and pie; the vultures
see them falling, and tear them when they die. These facts I gain
by reading a book just from the press ; I see poor Russia bleed
ing, and weep in rny distress. But here's a volume printed a few
brief days ago; and in the book it's hinted that Russia has no
woe. The people, fat and hearty, have cake and pie and bread,
and laugh at any smarty who says they are not fed.' The .yarn
that Russia suffers, is reckless and unkind ; it's spread abroad by
duffers who have an ax to grind. They have it in for TroUki, and
Lenin 'a name they late, and they are writing rotski at quite a
vicious gait. I read one book and mutter, in sympathetic tones,
"Poor creatures in the. gutter I "111 send them fifty bones!"
And then I read another, and say, "I'll keep my mon; the Rus
sian man and brother is having ltg of fun." . Alas for human
vision 1 Two people look at things ; one says, they fire elysian, and
' one the hammer swings. ' ! ! - i ' ' . . ,
pillllIllillillH
I For Her Graduation
1 WRIST WATCHES
. ' ' at a special price. ,
I BEAUTIFUL.PE ARLS
H ' at. prices ranging from $3.00 per j
E strand upward i
I DIAMOND RINGS "
H Specially low priced for this occa- i
EE , , , . sion. i
Our assortment of gifts
EE the girl, is very complete.
EE place to do your graduation shopping. ' ' I
at Johnson's
with the Klan polling a 100 per
Points
old days was a leader. And all
the patient greater discomfort, the
"
one who assigus the hard work to
V '
KB.
for the boy grad, as well as EE
This store is the logical EE
mi . mi
XT jfXr M
1500 CHICK
AT'F.'Sj
A tiro supposed to lmve started
from a brooder at about 4: SO thin
mronliiK destroyed olio of the large
chicken house on the K. S. Carpen
ter ranch, near Porrydalo, und 1200
,r K00 chlckcna were burned to
death.
The building was half t'onmimod
when the flro was discovered und lit
tle could be done. However a ntim
ler of the rhickeim were driven out
before-1 hay were burned. William
Hrayton and his aniutl crew und
a number of other nr'shbors lending
their assistance.
Threo brooders have beeu burning
In tho building since February 1st,
and it Is tiupsuRc-d tliut somethluR
went wrong with one of them and
that tho coiitragratlon resulted.
Tho building and equipment were
covered by Insurance but the chick
ens were not. Mr. Carpenter est!
mates his loss at f 1000 to $1500 al
thongh it t hard nt the present time
to nuke an estlm.-Uii as It U not
known how many 'chickens' escaped
:ho flames.
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
1 What keeps us from being over
heated by the sun's rays? -
2 What keeps the air around the
earth?
3 What U menct by "b!oe"Jn agri
cultural bloc?
4 Is FteaQe, Calif., ail inland city
or a seaport?
5 From what language Js "bloc" de
rived? . r
6 What was the Columbian exposi
tion? 7 When did It open?
8 How ninny city mail carriers are
there in the Cnited States?
9 How many rural mail carriers
are there in the t nited Stairs?
10 What Is the most valuable flnti?
Answers to Yesterday's Questions
1 How many elephants are killed
each year to furnlh( the world's Ivory
supply? Ana. ' 12,000 to 15,000.
2 What other ruler wo assassinat
ed the same year as President (Jar
field? Ans. Alexander II of Russia.
3 Ig the Indian population of Unit
ed States Increasing or decreasing?
Ans. It is Increasing slowly.
4 What is another name for India?
Ans. Hindustan or Indostan.
5 Is insanity a disease! Ans. In
sanity Is a legal tenn.
6 Which of the Great Lukes con
tains the most fiah? Ans. Lake Mich
igan. 7 How many crops does a fig tree
produce each year? Ana. .Two.
8 What was the area of the largest
army camp? Ans. The area of Camp
Uragg. N. C, was 120.4500.03 acres.
9 How many tourists visit Wash
ington hotels daily? Aus. 9,000.
10 What was the number of U. S.
battle deaths durias the war? Ans.
50,406.
Corns Vanish
When Touched
WithGels-ir
-Ai V0? absorbs water. does
"nets-It alMorh-Md lrmw on; s any
tender corn. Iil or lltUe. all nsv I and
on-nHM. Himm falls. "Orts-i? i the
primriBl corn ml enllua pwek r. Be aura
..""k 7 ' hT i rlnt aiihstl-
tutea. Money hai:k If nut tatlanel. imu
8old in Medford by, Leon B.JIaskins
i t Strang's Dmg.Sujro.' j
FOR SALE
at a very low price
One 15-30 Samson Sieve Crip
Tractor. No good for'wet sticky
work, bu can not be beaten for
free soil, or us a power plant. Can
unseen at
Patton & Robinson's
or call on Geo. II. Treichler
Motor Co, ' J
Hand-Tailored Suits
$35 to $50
BURNED
CARPENTER RANCH
D W
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SPECIAL
Some good suits left from last Saturdays
Sale. Some new suits arrived this
week. All on sale Saturday.
. " -'i
$35 Values $30 value
$30
Don't miss this opportunity to get an up-to-date
:-- a f .,
OUTING WEAR
Men's Khaki l'ants, 'J..W nuj
.t'2.2,"i values, jmir
.Men's Khaki Shirts, $1.25
value, each
Men's ami iSoy'a Khuki Hut',
each 'I'. . ......
Hoy's Khaki Kport Shirts.
Ut pular $1.25 values, ruelt
IJoy's Khaki Knee Punts,
11.23 value, pair -
UNDERWEAR
Men's Athletic Union Suits,
$1.23 value, each
Jfen'a Dulbrijjgan Union
Suits, $1.23 value
Men'a Mesh Knit Union Suits.
$1.23 valne, each
Men's Shirts and Drawers, 6'hs
garment, suit ".
CAPS
Men's Spring Caps,
$1.23 value
J5oy's Spring Caps,
$1.25 value, cneh ...
Mail '
Ordert
Promptly
.Jilled.
A Bargain
in Cars
One Model 84 Stephens.
One Model 86 Stephens.
IJoth of 'above x-ars have
been used as demonstrators,
are in excellent condition
and are certainly good value
at prices w ean tjuote. v-. t
- '... ..
. Also one Olds Eight Road
ster. Kun four thousand
miles. "Will Bell tit a verv low
One 1920 Dodge Brothers
Screen Sides Delivery Car,
In excellent -condition, ;nil
at a low price.
Two Dodge Brothers Tur
ing Cars. Triced low. ,,,
Geo. L. Treichler
: Motor Co.
Phone 304 16-18 South Fir
S A LET WEED SUITS
remarkably low price.
SHIRTS
(Vlliir uttaehej ami bninl neek
Dress Shirts, $1.50 valun
$2.00
$1.00
Hoy's Shirts
lar attaehej,
7C
t O
c
TIES
Silk Knit Ti'-s,
73e value, 2 for .
SilkKuit Ties,
worth $1.23, each
Itejftilar 35c WobU Ties,
23c each, 4 for .
Cut Silk l-iii-hanls,
75o value, 2 for
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00
Durham Cotton
7 pair for
Regular 35c
2 pair
$1.00
$1.00
Fiber Silk Sox, (!5c value,
2 pnir fur
Thornix Silk Sox,
$1.23 value, pair '.
Mann's Department
' THE STORE FOR EVERYBODY
' , MHiFOBD, OlUCtiOX
Travel Costs Are Down
To Portland
and Return
May 2G to Sept. 30
$13.25 for 15-Day Tickets f
; .. 'v
$16.00 for Season Tickets
15 l.V TICK ICTS (. HMM I IUDAY AXI HATl'IUAV
Good for 15 days after sale date '
Season Tickets on Halo Dully
Oood for throe months after nulo dato, not to exceed Oct. 31st.
Stopovors alfowed at all points on Bcaaon Tickets.
Ship nd Travul Southern Pacific Unas, ti "Pionr"-ia
development of Western Oregon, j '
Southern Pacific Line paid $115,843.48, or 9.53 pur cent
of all taxes in Jackson County for year 1921,
'-, - '
Kor further particulars ask agents.1
Southern Pacific Lines
$25
i
Sport Suits at a
$1.00
auJ Wtiists, eol- 1
bniij nrk. rachV UU
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00
SOX
Sox
Lisle Sox, C5o
Store
Pottage
' Prepaid
JOHN M, SCOTT.
Ominrnt PiissenKer Ajent.