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BY CAriRIKK In Xledfnrd. Aaliland.
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GIFFORD PINCHOT COMES BACK.
YES, the Hull Moosors are coining bark. Tho victory of Clifford
I'inehnt in lYmisylvaiiia, following tlio victory of Bevoridgo in
Indiana dourly establishes this fart. As a result soino impressionable
people arc forsocing another split in the Kopublican party.
Such a conclusion is hardly warranted. Neither Pinehot nor Bev
endue made the Harding adininistratiou an issue. Neither candidate
represented a Kopublican party revolt. The primary results merely
moan that a peaceful change within tho Kopublican party is taking
place, a drift from conservative to liberal leadership.
Moreover, it should be remembered that both l'iuchot and Hever
idgc are men of national reputation, of high abilities and attainments,
with large and loyal personal following within their home states.
State pride had a great deal to do with their selection. In both cases
nlVtjrir1 ,,u'nt' Vlmn't' Tlrnt ,ni onJ their opponents were lacking in those personal totalities which appeal
any With SwhUt sm, month.... ts t0 jne popular imagination, while the purely partisan appeal, which
Pally, without Sunday Sun, month 6I lv " I I f i . i i .
under other circumstances might have been a handicap, scutum. cx-
"Can a man love two women!" asks a feminine writer,
perhaps, but- if ho loves peace, he won't.
lie
can,
Some people never save anything for a rainy day except tho um
brella tlioy borrowed tho last time it rained,
Franco must understand that we love her still ;ve simply have an
uneasy feeling that she won't stay that wav.
Kngland and America will get niong handsomely if they will
keep on furnishing celebrities for one another to josh.
"When a man begins to feel tlutt he isn't properly appreciated, it
is time to reserve parking space in the scrap pile.
1'ally, without Sunday Sun, year....
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OffiHal paper of the City of Mr. I ford.
Official paper of Jaraaon County.
Bwom daily averaire circulation for alj montha
wllna; April I, Hii. I .', ra,ee than double
the circulation of anr other paper publiahed or
circulate in Jackaon County.
The only paper between Eugene, Ore., and
Barramento. Calif., a diatance of over ADO milea,
having leaded wire Aaaociated Preaa Senice.
Entered aa aecond claaa matter at Med ford
Oregon, under the act of March $. ISlt.
MKMRKRS OF THK ASSOCIATED PRESS.
The Aaaociate4 Preaa ia eiclusively entitled to
tit ue lor republication of all new diepalcke
credited to It, or not otherwiae credited in thlc
paper, and a Wo to the local newa publiahed
herein.
All right or republication ol special dia
patchea herein are alao reaerwd.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Parry.
The meanest primary campaign In
(Oregon history is ended. Malignant
hate bora of religions bigotry, and
Tanned by brazen hypocrites and petty
reformers dreaming of offices, marked
I Its hectic course. Nothing was accom
laPlished that brightens the world, no
(.honest cause waa advanced a step.
"But a few estimable gentlemen and
tine fellows got the coattails of their
political futures entangled in the buz
.saw of circumstances.
', The next upheaval will be the gradu
ation class of 1922, a spirited contest
sow raging among the sweet gal grads
to see who can get the most flounces
on their commencement gowns.
The daredevil and foolhardy demo
crat chinwhacker toiling in the Bates
Coys' whiskerteria was still alive at
noon today.
, HALF PAST QUITTING TIME
(Eugene Guard)
Claude Schrack was In town before-
0 o'clock Tuesday morning
from Lorane.
Judging from the published photos
of Peggy Joyce, the world's greatest
vampire, there will be no more Bui-
cldes of males, for her smiles.
Garden stuff that submits to bottling
when older Is coming up fine. The
backyard cornfields are full of pro
mise, and the kitchen porch hopfields
are ahead of last year.
A bill will be initiated at the gen
eral election in November to prohibit
. 2X4 agitators from using the same
street as a lecture platform, for over
six years at a time.
UP TO HI8 NAME
(Cottage Grove News) '
Joe Heller and John Garoutte
had a fight In the Eagle cigar
store Saturday night. Heller came
out best. The cause of the fight
was not learned.
"Read this and get wise to a few
things, then turn lose your Tile con
tempt, you cowardly tool and pup."
(From letter to Salem Capital-Journal)
An irate subscriber.
Henry Ford has tangled with Wil
Ham Randolph Hearst, publisher of
newspapers and magazines. The emi
nent bunkist will have a few burrs
knocked off his prize fool notions be
fore he gets through.
(J HE8 CRAZY
' (AP. Press Dispatch)
'i SPOKANE, May 16. En route home
i from a two-year visit to' Europe,
j Charles K. McCIatchy, editor of The
(I Sacramento (Cal.) Dee, declares in an
d Interview that "America Is the largest
International sucker that ever lived,'
and expressed the opinion that we
. should quit playing Santa Claus and
the Good Samaritan.
i "This applies to Armenia and Aus
tria," he said. "I found America feed
i Ing children that were rosy, healthy
i and athletic. Austrians are lazy and
j won't work, while America feeds Aus
t trian children. Rich, profiteering
1 Armenians in Constantinople don't con
; tribute a cent to their needy country
men, nut loave that to the united
States.' - .. ' .
crts nmeli influence in a bye election.
Therefore, those who sec another Progressive revolt, are tlepentl-
ing upon their memories more than their miiuls. In fact, if there is
tny revolt it will be from entirely different sources.
The real significance of the Beveridge and Pinehot victories in
fact, is this, the Bull Moose movement is over, ami the former lead
ers of that revival, are now definitely back in the U. O. P. fold, not
only as Republicans of good standing, but as leaders of a regenerated
party. ' '
This is, voting day, when every good citizen should vote if he or
the does nothing else.
Quill Points
The amount of insurance some men carry flatters them.
If only our ancestral monkey could see us now, doubtless he would
rejoice that the race is running true to type.
"When some good people get to Heaven and find no wicked neigh
bors to talk about, they are going to be very unhappy.
Almost any. day now tho Democratic Donkey may look over the
record of this eongress and remark that we get ivory from the ele
phant.
In Egypt the pedestrian is greeted with the saying: "God be
with you." In America he is greeted with the saying : 'Stick em up.
The Irish must outgrow the delusion that Pat and riot are sny-
onymous with patriot.
Unionism has its little faults, but while man is full of greed the
world must choose between organized labor and agonized labor.
It may be that tlark-huircd women many first,
ones marry oftencst.
But light-headed
The reason pr-r.-jrhrrs don't strike is because they know it
would be too darned easy to fill their places.
As we glance through history, we are surprised to discover that
r.othing good was ever accomplished without first offending the ma
jority. -, 1 .
EATS ANYTHING
ON THE TABLE,
GAINS WEIGHT
Mrs. Howell Went for Days
Without Food, She De
claresNow Thanks Tan
lac for Her Frosent Excel
lent Health.
ingRhumas
py wan riaron
THE SECRET SORROW.
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AS BOSWKLL t James Beeswax .ling, my task will soon be
closed; he would not da nee or smilo or sing, as optimists
proposed. So men have said he was a grouch because he heaved
no smiles, but rose repining from his eoueh and groaned in many
styles. But rre he left these scenes of strife, he said to me, "Old
scout, my relatives have spoiled my life, and put mo down ami
out. Oh, I have uncles by the score, who ate all, I could earn, and
I have nieces twelve or more, ami I have aunts to burn. My wife
has cousins by the ton, and countless nieces too.and they would
eat up atl the mon that for my toil I drew. They just dropped in
three times a day, when meuls were on the board; with gleauiiug
fangs they came my way, on foot or in a Ford. And I've fired
each hungry bore, but wife would not agree; the more they fliv
vcred to our door, the happier was she. I broke my springs and
stripped my gears providing tea and toast, and thus through long
and weary years I fed a hungry host. Ami people thought me
full of guile because my face was grim; I couldn't dance around
and smile, or sing a hoop-la hymn." He breathed a few despair
ing pants, then his tired form was still; and forty sons-in-luw and
aunts cried, "Did he 'inske a will !"
"I ntn't I'll VU Imw Kliitt I lv rn
th:it t til., I Tunliii'," mild Mia. Uuit.1
llnwrll. al9 Wil Aw IVrtliiml.
Ol'i'. '
"I hint mi ji rn y iiimlu of my toni
u It mid will, tulil I hml iii.lt Nloni-H,
ii pii tiilli It In. attiniiirh lili'MH mnt
i'thi'1' trinil'L'H. 1 npi'iit humlit-ila uf
ilollam ullhoiit Irll. r. I ('until Iku illy
Miuitl llin IniiniiiK (rn I ii In my mom
mi! mnt wi-nl for tl.y without Mi
otic. !: I'limli'tt me until I iti'itilv
Niniillii'icil. t Krt'W mi illKiV I wnulil
I iilinnat full iv.t ii ml wnulil lutvo M
tin to Ih'iI Willi alt'k lifnil.'ii In'.
"Hut imw T.inliir lini. lilllll inn up
, lii fvrv wuy. I .-(in imw cut liny-
IhltiK tm tin1 tul'li. ami linva cnlm'il
Mrlulu nnil atrrnuth. My liouapwutk
In iiiay fur iiu mitt I hnvn tukrn II) ii
ciirr nf livrt rlitlilr- bi'nlilc. I prUn
Tiinl.'K' lmva rvrry tillliir nifilltliia."
TiiiiIiic I milil I y nil ruoiI ilnm
(tt.it. Adv.
aiMcnuiso
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Vi-ilfnr.t. Or.. Iiia urmt ma of Rottr
ami atiiriiili Iriiuhli. 8. &I. Lamimrd.
5u J Hi.. Omnia !'.
Thia'ia in crrlify tliat Olm rhunt of
Mailfonl, Of , h rurml mil of rui'lur
or rmir ('run' i.tmllng. I . U. lahalll.
411 b St.. ilrnnta l'a. Or.
Sl.-.lfi.ril. irion. Jan. II. HIT.
Thin la rrrtlfy that I. Ilia timtaf.
iKnrtl. hail vaty avr atumat-li trouhla
ml lint! tMn tiothi-rfifl for avaral yrara
nd laal Auiutl a not iixTttnl to
II v. unit hearing nf tlttn t'lning (whova
llrrh tor la) at Sll Hmilh Krunt alraat.
Mlforl , I iliM'lilnd ! al tmrlia for mi
atnmarh lrm:hlr. anil I atnrtnl to flln
lxltrr aa atMin aa 1 ttanl lhm anil linlav
am a arrll man and ran himrtilr riotn
mriifl anyone afflli'lnl aa I waa la a,-
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YOU KNOW?
MANN'S
1 Which freezes quicker, water
that has been boiled or water not
boiled?
2 Where are the Calico mountains?
3 On what river Is Nashville,
Tenn.?
4 What two states contributed land
for the District of Colombia?
S Can the richness of milk be in
creased by giving cows richer feed?
6 What ia the correct expression
represented by the expression or ab
breviation, "A. W O. L."?
7 How big is eight point type?
8 If a person were high up in a
balloon what shape would the rainbow
be to them?
9 In what kind of climate Is flax
grown?
10 What two chemicals will flame
when water is thrown on them?
Answers to Yesterday's Questions
1 When was the postal money
order system started? Ans. In 1864.
2 Where does the red-winged black
bird bnild its nest? Ans. On the bor
ders of streams.
3 What state Is known as the "Blue
Grass State"? Ans. Kentucky.
4 When was Acadia and New i
Foundland ceded to England by
France? Ans. In 1713 by the Peace
of Utrecht.
E What king of England kept his
wife imprisoned in a lonely castle for
thirty-two years? Ans. George I.
6 Where is Shoal water bay? Ans.
In the state of Washington north of
the mouth of the Columbia river.
7 Who is our ambassador to Italy?
Ans. Richard Washburn Child.
8 What does the term "amidships"
mean? Ans. Half way between the
stem and the stern of a ship. -
9 Why was the name of the city of
Cleveland changed from Cleaveland to
Cleveland? Ans. It was changed by a
newspaper publisher who could not get
Cleaveland in the top line of his paper.
He cut out the "a".
10 What is the chemical composi
tion of a genuine blue white diamond?
Ans. Pure carbon.
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P
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CHICAOO, May 19. (By the As
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pfer todny is the undlnputed cham
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world. The last person to dispute
his right to the title. W'elkcr Cochran
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liiat night, Riving- Bchuefer tho match,
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