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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
Civil war is still raging in China,
like somebody was trying to get a
shirt out of a laundry on tick. The
Chin dynasty is mixed up in the fuss.
They should unite at once with the
Wind dynasty 4a this country.
The Portland ball team is running
true to form, being unable to win
ball game any
sporting pages
blatts.
place except on the
of the metropolitan
.. The political atmosphere is redolent
with the aroma of alibis being cooked
up for use; after the votes are counted.
Champion Jack Dempsey will not
visit .the battlefields while in Europe.
That's right. He might run across an
unexploded and a hidden shell.
"Night and Darkness Come Togeth
er,"' by the Apollo choir. (Church no
tice, Salem Statesman). . It's about
time the singers confined themselves
to the plain facts.
The administration has besmirched
the memory of LaFayette again, by
asking France if she ever Intends to
pay the VS. what she owes. This
diplomatic dunning is getting on the
nerves of a nation that sent in a bill
for everything her bookkeepers coHld
think of.
A CARELESS FIDO
(Klamath Herald
On Saturday the Obenchain
dogs got into a fight and in separ
ating them Harry was either bit
ten or got his hand hurt in some
other way and later one of the
dogs had a fit and died.
GOBLINS AND GOOD CITIZENS.
THE GRAND (iOBUX of the Imperial Pacific District avisos
from the burlier rhnir. to iinnoimi-n thnt lnm.lnwlo nf iii. h.t
citizens on the Pacific coast owe him allegiance.
We wonder if the Grand Goblin includes himself in that cate
gory. It so it would be interesting to know what he considers the
obligations, of irood citizenship.
AVo supposed one of them was truth telling. But on Monday.
April 24th, the Grand Goblin solemnly announced' that the Ku Klux
Klan had nothing to do with the outrage at Itiglewood, which re
sulted in the death of one man and the wounding of two others.
On Tuesday, April 25th, two members of the Klan declared on
oath that the raid was planned at an official ineetinj. of the K. K. K.
On Monday, May 1st, after making various conflicting statements,
the same fjirand Goblin announced that loll members of the K. K. K.
who took part in the Iuglewood raid," would on the following
Wednesday march to the District Attorney's office and surrender.
On Wednesday the same official announced there would be no such
parade, but that he, himself, would put on the ceremony by proxy.
According to Los Angeles papers a public official in Venice de
nied he was a member of the Klan, but when evidence to the contrary
was presented, he admitted he was what is called an alien member,
that is to say not a full fledged member, but on the way to becoming
one, and justified his original statement accordingly.
How confusing. To the average American citizen, it wouKl ap
pear that if the Grand Goblin told the truth on Mondav. two of his
"best citizens" committed perjury on, Tuesday, and if he told the
truth on the Monday following admitting 130 members of his organi
sation did participate in the raid, then he lied a week before, when
he proclaimed the organization had nothing to do with it. Hut per
haps Mr. Average Citizen is all wrong. We don't know. It's all so
complicated.
It may be possible, for example, that behind these robes and
masks, there are standards of good citizenship which the uninitiated
world knows nothing about. Perhaps in the Invisible Empire such
things as truth telling, fidelity to one's oath as a public officer, and
obeying the law of the land alid the Constitution of the United
States are invisible also.
We don't know. No one on the outside, incapable of cither physi
cal or moral invisibility, you know. But the Grand Goblin knows.
He must know, for he knows everything, sees everything, "Be
ware! Be-ware!" t . .
A deluded and ignorant world, awaits patiently for elucidation'.
A' oMcrtlit ) :' KeMiltN,
Amerleiiu Utitme,
ChlruKO, 3: Clovolunil 6.
Uvtroit 1 : St. l.ouK 6.
rhltiulolphlii, 4; Now York. R.
ltimUn-ValilttKhil. wet kiouihU.
National l.eiiiiue.
riltaburit. i: I'lili'iiisn, I.
St. lamia 3; riiK-liimttl.
Hnuiklyn-Himton. t Krouiuta,
Nvw York-I'hllaililphlu, inlii.
Const l.t'HBiie.
Vernon, t: Sun l-"niiirlsoo T.
&u-rumtMto 1; Suit liko 9.
Oakland 3; I.oh AnKi'Va 3 (12 In
tiling). 1'urtlnnd 2; Souttlo -I.
ClUOAOO, May ii.Ttu irrl Ul
HtHiultwt tho claim ot (lit) Ainrii
enn U'ukiip. iiK-ludtiiK tiunu'n uf yi
trrilay " was unmuim'i'tt today by
l'rviiliUnt Juhnvvn. n follows:
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New York 1J T
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rievvlnm! I 9
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llont.il, S It
WaxhlnKloti S 12.
Detroit U
National Staiullntc.
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New York 14
Chicago It
St. -Louis vjl-11
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xt'txt from tlio uu'lilt, mi.riin hull of
fame toilay, liul only hoeaiiHO nol
rcl'ilmnl to niiMWoi' hm kuuek at tlio
lorll.
For eUht tnitlnttx llayno IioM ,Ty
t'otili'm lioiivilt 'I'Ihoih hotlt hltli
ami ruulowt. In tlto Tlnal InnluK.
Willi tl laotvlit Hlniont lit IiIm muxp.
however, ftilt In the luiu or lutt n
wlohlett by Veueh, Woodall uml llotl
tiiann lou4i. him ait iinMiul Mow.
Two hIiikI'', Hum a Hnorlfloo fly not
only broke tlio IiIIIomi Hlrotoli, lull
lailli'it a run. Cohh hom hoil him
xi'lf hi tills inntnir for a I'lnoli lilttor,
l''otheidll. who fliod cmt.
St. l.ouin won rnHlly II to 1 anil re
tnalnoil knotto.l lit the to with tlio
YahkeoH, who Kiuei'il out a C to 4
Motoiy ovor I ho Athletic.
t'havlo.v liohortMon, who twliloil a
n'i fci't koiiio Im1 Suiulay, provoil
that ho Isn't nlwayH liiiiiiuno from
tme hit, Clovoluml knocklni; Into
out ot the tox In lx IiiiiIiikm. unit
niuklnu'a e!oan wnoi of the Merle
with i'hleiiKu. to .1. hohlnd' Allan
Sothoron' koo iiltohlnK.
The St. l.ou I'arillnuU took their
thlnl Klrnlt.ht name (rum t'lnolntuitl
hy, the one run iiiiucln.
Tight it'tiliiK hy Soutluiaw l'ooiei
who (anut-il hovoii t'u,IiH, In liwil tilve
ritthtii'K a 3 to 1 iloolslon over Chi-easo.
of (IkIi? An. IUiiIh uml oilier ril.
f. Whut In it HVllolHitl? An. A
form of lu'miioont oiiett wronu.
ft. What woiil fur a form ot kill
InK Itoiiian heliiKM enme (mill Hiu
Latin iiu? I 'i iiiiriilon.
. Who w.m lloolnn' T, WhmIiIiii
ton?' Aim. .A Noitit) iilui'iitor.
7. I low m.iiiy e m rvh e men aro
rot'olvloK voesnloimi ti'ulnliiH' front
the Kovei niui'iit ? 'Aiik. Morn Ihun
1 u" .000.
. Why Ooe an ntiii'h hnv flat
rot An. Ho It elm niu l,,u,u
eiiMtly In, the itml. i .
II. I'Voni what klmt Of Venetittnn
w'nro toiii ihfiii'fjt lrtrly i' t ui'hunl t
An. Kul'll. ' .' 1 '
'in. What channel hn finnan
ihnlU illffrt? An, Kn1ltll t'haiinol.
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HOW MUCH DO fj
I r v". -yj 1
i 'r,, r lit i
lUt Turso Offeml lH-nniM-jr.
PAltlS. May 6. llty the Anno
tated l'rc) A punto of 1490.000.
neventy-flvo per ctiit to the winner
and !S per eent to'.the loser, wa of
fered Jaek Dempsey thin afternoon
for a return tuatoh with Ceorne
Carpentler. the European chttinplon.
o be held In t'emhinK stadium no me
timo next autumn.
Quill Points
The "obey" part of the ceremony seems to stick about as well as
the "until death do us part."
Apparently the most effective means of birth control is the size
of the modern apartment.
Silver Iniuco Win..
KEMI'TON I'AKK. Knislund, May
(Hy the Aaoeiated l're)
Silver Iniiiiso, by JuKh'ernaut, out of
Queen Silver, won the kemptoii
Park, great Jubilee hnmllcup of 3000
Hovervlitn, one mile and a quurter
run here today. Monanh u wi
ond: Human IJurhelor nnd Crulier
more were In a 0iid heat for third.
Fifteen horttva rai..
Tlie bool weevil has his little faults, but ,ie doesn't wear a bed
sheet and operate at night.
And some men enjoy golf because of a secret conviction that they
look rather well in knee pants.
, The new French perfume said to be selling at $100 an ounce, might
be called 100 per scent perfume.
Beating swords into plow Jilow shares appears to attract states
men less than beating a rival into office.
The devastating effect of Pegsy
Joyce, the world's greatest -vampire,
upon millionaires makes interesting,
and sometimes tragic, reading. Peggy
doeB not trifle with the lesser mascu
line ligfit, but. If she did, the havoc
would be like unto a Kansas cyclone.
, Mica Womack has filed a mineral
claim on Leo Harris' 9 pd. nugget
laden watch chain, one of which is the
size of a tea biscuit, and the same heft,
The growth of popularity of Sunday
baseball is arousing several reform so
cieties. The chief trouble with base
ball is its inclination to cause the
masses to quit fighting about each
other's religion. -
- HOW TIME DOES FLY
(Pendleton Oregonian)
The boilers and machinery at
the roundhouse here have been
undergoing a five year inspection
for the past week.
New ties are being sported by the
J'vllle transportation system, and sev
eral local social lions.
Wm. Bostwick trado his automobile
to Mr. Biggerstaff for a milk cow one
day this week. (Athena News). Nor
malcy returning.
' . It's always nicer to place the church choir where the congregation
can't see its tonsils when it sings.
Our civilization is still crude, and almost very day you meet a
man or woman who hasn't killed anybody.
There s one good thing, about being a nobody. When you make
an ass of yourself, the newspapers don't send reporters for the particulars.
THE VOLSTEAD LAW.
- Recent gubernatorial aspirants visit
ing the valley report to headquarters
and 4lie home folks, that they "were
overwhelmed with enthusiasm." This
proves again that you've got to go
away from home to get the news.
DOWN WITH WALL. 8T.I
(Chico Enterprise)
After sixteen years of wedded
bliss, during which seven children
eventuated, Louis Louis F. T. Rabe
of Gridley has started suit ugatuut
Charles Higers of Oroville.
Street cleaning has been at a low
ebb .all week, owing to the sparrow
being actively engaged in building
nests, any place but in a tree.
A PLAIN, BLUNT CUSS
;(Wafcley,.Ky Kress) .
My wife having left my board
ing place, I will not.be responsi
ble for her hell raising.
(Signed) Wes Stokes, Wakley, Ky.
rr- HE WELL-KXOWX line I do not draw at Mr. Volstead 's
A famous law. There may be moments when I yearn, for
drinks that sizzle, smoke and burn, that jolt a man clear to his
toes, perfume his breath and tint his nose ; but when such long
ings come to me, I quaff a bowl of boncsetlca. I can't pour bit
ters in my craw without upsetting Volstead's law and making
Mr. Volstead feel a dark 'blue fantod in his heel. When serpents
come and bite my legs, for something strong my being begs. My
soul is sick and faint within; my nerves demand a dish of gin.
For I've been taught that gins and ryes that; venom dire will neu
tralize. But still I cry, "Far better croak than make the Vol
stead law a joke ! Though cobras cobe and adders add, and bite
me 'neath my liver pad, though, copperheads and rattlesnakes
shall fill me up with deadly aches, no vital statute shall I bust
obeying law's sacred trust!" I sit beneath my vine and tree and
drink nine quarts of boncset tea, and wash it down with wiener
. wurst, and lo, the venom is dispersed! And while I sit here, blithe
and spry, the humbled snakes go off and die. I doubt if alcohol
will heal a single ill that mortals feel. And if yoVd drink it
you must saw a stove length from the Volstead law. .. , .
t. How- ninny urm ha n xlur
fluh ?
I. How Is the word minute pro
nouneed when It mean unall?
3. Which of our nattonnl woiikh I
I'tith'd the (tag koiik?
4. Why doe not a hall hoiinov
when there I a hole In It?
5. In what eountry 1 one. third of
the world' aupply of mercury mined?
C. I the North Ktar a tar of the
flint miiKnltude.
7. Where I Kiieaw Inountuln?
K. Should the flrt nnd lat
BinpeK ni our ii.ik ie reu or w noe ..
9. W hat rank doe 'the nnme
Murpuv. have In the New York City
directory?
10. How hIioiiIiI each tar to
placed In our flail ?
AiiKUcr to Yenlcnla)' yuciloii:
1. W hat kind of wood I 0il to
mako toothpick? An. White birch,
poplar and maple.
2. When w the great famine In
Ireland? An. 1845.
.1 Whnt are tw'o natural eneiiih
REPUBLICAN NOMINEE
j lo
al th primarie Friday, My 19,
I la U mnn of rare pMnlity and
provad cutiv ability. )lr,
briefly, h'a "'ory larfa L lt
ter.un wk horn in Bnton County,
Oregon. In I6t9. Attended round
L . 1 I . L .J I. . . ikmn.L
jm . , . . . . ' 1 1 t i , ' -
; C'hrittian Cole, Monmouth. U
'. t j . 4Jrl earn ucfiilul mrchnt in
.-. L ... . . J"' I lei i inn -I .-..I lli-i. .
''"''Al I I en'1" from Marion Cotinly. In
W-jk 1 1898 w" appaintud Collector of
v Jl J Cuatnma at Portland, lr Hrolilnt
p MiKmUvi r-appnintrl by Pridnt
jf. noowmi in iivi.
A Record of Achievement .
"tyrllllX ha w. collertor, tit buiiniM o( Mr. Pattr
V iun' otfira raeiclly JoulUd yt ha reduced lha
coil ot tunning- hi oltii hy 6,)n() a yr. Smca 906
h bn a uccc(ul faimtr at tluta. Polk County, In
1919 and tl vd a Slata Senator from Polk County.
'A chairman ol Snat r inanca ( ommill led th fight
gainit whole! salary Inereaa bill and d'leatad moat
of them. In 1921 voted agaimt inctaating Covarnoi't
salary.
Vote for Patterson and Stop this Waste!
Sine 1913 Stat tai ha lncrad 748.7 por cant!
l hia gton irrnani mini ba tnppdl Mr, Pallr
on hi pUdged that whn alaclad h will make a tub
lantial dacroaaa in your tlat tate by afltciant and tea
nomical adininimration. A vota for Senator I'alteraah i ' v
vol for clean, economical buainxa lik govtrnmant.
PATTERSON CAMPAIGN COMMITTTi
tot Impttlal Haiti , . FtoilaaO, Olta
Pali A4. . , . , ,
Slhlcr and Sienker Ia-uiI.
CHIC AG). May 6 Ceortte 81ler,
St. Ixiul flmt baaemun nnd Til
Hitcaker. leade ot the Cleveland In
dians, today uo In a neck and nec
raoo for the butlinic leaderahlp of the
American league, with Mnler toppInK
the heap with on average of .431.
Speaker la runner up wltli .424. Tho
averagifi Invludu came ot Wednesday.
SlHler alo U le.ftllng the baaa
ateater. havlns tucked away an even
dozen, and also la the bet acorer to
date. 11c ha croaaed tho plate a
times. -
Kenneth Williams who promhte to
be Itabe Ruth' rlvol In home run
hitting this eaon. struck a nag In
batting, dropping Into fifth place. Ho
continue to craHh out homer, how
ever, Having connocieu wan i-n. n.
week ago, Williams shared the bat
ting leadership with Kpeaker.
HON.W.C. HAWLEY
Republican Candidate for
Re-Nomination to Congress
NEW YORK I jew Tendler. I'hll
udeliihla lightweight, received tho
Judges' doclHion in 15-rouna uoui
with Johnny uundee.
OMHA Jack Ilrltton. welter
weight champion. Won referee's de
clNlon In ten rounds over Cowboy
Padgett, Dolores, Colo. .
NEW YORK Ralph Oreenlenf,
llocket billiard champlfn. defeated
Walter Franklin of Kansas -lty. 152
to 24 In second block of title match.
GRAND RAPIDS Hah"
shaded Fran klu Jummul lo
round no-declxlun match.
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ANNOUNCEMENTi
the
i nl-
. STATE REPRESENTATIVE '
I hereby announce my candidacy for
the republican nomination for repre
tentative in the state legislature at the
May primary.
Air. JOHN H. CARKIN.
1 announce myself a a candidate
for Representative In the Legislature,
on the Republican ticket, subject to
the Dtimariei in Mar.
Adv. RALPH COWGILL.
Catholic Church Never Taught
False Doctrine
If anyone can show us one single faliie doctrine taught by the
Catholic Church during the past 1900 years, we will readily admit
that the Catholic Church is not the Church of Christ. " In all her
official pronouncements, text hooks, and documents, she has been
unswervingly, and at all hazards, on the side of truth, justice, faith
and morality, (See "Ood and Myself," by Scott; P. J, Kennedy &
BonB, publishers, N. Y,)
VESALIUS, FATHER OF ANATOMY, WAS A CATHOLIC
These advertisements Inserted dally and paid for by two native
Medford Catholic business men who believe in their religion.
" COUNTY COMMISSIONER I
Thos. t H. Elmnaon. of Ashland,
authorizes his announcement as a Can
didate for the nomination for the office
of County Commissioner of Jackson
County, subject to the decision of the
Republican voters of ald county at
the Primary Elnctlon, May 19th, 1922.
Adr.
I am a candidate for the nomination
for County Commissioner of Jackson
ounty, on tho Itopubllcan ticket, sub
ject to the decision of the voters at
he primary to be held May 19th, 1922.
Jldv. GKOROK ALKORO. I'hoenlt.
"No Interests to Serve 1ut
the Public Interests."
Iluwley.
REPRESENTATIVE
HAWLEY SHOULD BE
RENOMINATED
BECAUSE:
He is a hardworking, oap
alilc, fiwi-pssful, trust
worthy nnd faithful jmblie
servant;
He remains at his post of
duty attending to the
needs of his constituency
, and the .State -of Oregon;
He is a native of Oregon who
is loyal to afid familial
with every interest of the
State of Oregon;
He is right oh the great ques
tions of the day., and his
record is one of increasing
prestige, steady achieve
ment and successliu serv
ice. Read his record of service in
the . candidates pamphlet
issued by the Secretary of
State. i .
( Information ' furnished hv
U. . Glover ct al.) Paid Ad,
MAKE OREGON SAFE FOR THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
n V
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Your meals cannot be relished unless you have good
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We have the g:ood meal remedy let CHERRO be
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RE-ELECT ,
RALPH L
WILLIAMS
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REPUBLICAN
' NATIONAL
COMMITTEEMAN
I'lic Only Wf-'dei-iirr Kvcr Mlri-lcd Vlt'Mluilmiiin of the It-piiWIcan N'atititml
' 1 tViminltwt' ' : ' , ) . r , x '
KEEP THE WEST IN POWER
from
The Ki'pnlillciin National Cotnmltteo consists of one mnmher
each state In the Union and Is the political organization of the party.
Tn .Time, 1921, at the Committee's first meeting after the lnati(urallu
of I'H-sldciit Wjii-K-n i, lltirdliiKi every statu cant Its vota fo JUiidi K,
WUIiuniMif On-Ron for vlco-chalrinnii of tho i'ominltteo, rocoKnlr.Inc by their
ununlmoiiH vote his f linens and ability as a leader to fill tbll reHponalblo
poHltlon. ,, - ,. , '
I, -' .i, ihi t :..i.i
. A vote for flalph H. WllUuma for Ilepiihliiian National Coramlttoeman
will confirm tho uctlon of tho forty-elKht stuteH In cluctlng hia vice-chairman
of- the Hepulillcan National ('otnntftti'o, a position never beforo liuld by a
Western man. ,,. , . .
Ralph 15. Wllllnnin of )reon, . an vlco-chitlrinitn of tho Itpul)llcnn
National ('ntntnUtee, Ih tllrectly In linn to 'heroine National chairman, tlio
hlKluiBt jioHltUm. attainable in tho itepuhllcan organlzntlon. .-
A National Committeeman on the Kullonal Committee .doett not make
or extn'tite tho lawn, hut ctirrlim out the poClclOR nprt platform Of the party
adopted by tho deloRatea at ench prevlotia National Convention. ' '
Mr, WIllliiniH Is Btinlor moinber of the National Comltmteo. Seniority
In thla committee glvea one tho Humo power, aa seniority In the V- 8- Senate,
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to
t (
Keep
r.is
re
(Pu'.d Adv.' by CommlUee of Ttnpnbllcana, C. L. Starr, 8oo'y,'617 Doard ot