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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (April 28, 1922)
PXflE Form MEPFonn mail trttutnr Mftnronn, otwaony hutuy. wmir 2$, 1 022 Medford mail tribune an mnrcpKNnicNT newstmpbh FUllLlHHEB KVKRY AKTKUNOON JCXKCPT KUN1JAT BY THB I MUUKOKD Ir'KINTINO CO. Ttia Mrftford Sunday Mornliia Hun la fur alahtri aubacrlbtra deatrlng ntvra day daily Offlca Mull Tribune Building, IS-iT-ll North fir atreet. Phona !5. A conaolMatlnn of tht DemocraUr Ttra, tha M.hI ford Mull, the Madfnrd Trlbuna, tha Sou t tier n Oragoniau. Th Ashland Tribune. f ROBERT W. Rl'HU Editor. iSUMI'TEIl 8. SMITH. Manage. UBBcmiirrioa TxmMSt BT MAIL In Advance: Dally, with Sunday Sun, yer7.f lly, with Sunday Sun. month.. ,T6 Pally, without Hundey Hun, ar. (.St felly, wltlinut Sunday Pun, month ,S Wwkly Mall Tribune, on year S.00 Banilay Sun, one yrut . I.Wt BT 1 CARRIER In Medford, Aehland, jarkaonvtila. (Antral point, i'boenix. Talrnt and on llirhwava; Dat), with Sunday" tun, month... .75 Dally. Without Hnnflav Kun. month . 5 Ially, without Sunday Sun. yar.. T.50 , Lnuy, wun ounaay oun, one year a.ev Ail torma by carrier, cash In advance. Official paper of the City of Nedford. uaiiciai paper ok aiacKnon cauni. worn dnlly averare circulation' for alt montha rndinc April 1. 1C2J. 91. tore than doubly tiie circulation of an? other paper puonanea or cirruuica in araaon voumr. Th only Prr btwt Encene, Ore., and Sacramento, Calif., a diwtanre of ovrr 600 mi lea. havlrar leaaed wire Aaaoctafe-a iTraa Servioa. Bnterad a weona aaa matter at Hertford, Oregon, under the act of March a, ill. . . MEMBERS OF THR ASSOCIATED 1 . ' PRF.ScL Tie Aaaoclated Pree !a exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all Hewa dlipatchea credited to It, or not atherwlse credited In thla paper, and aiao trie local newa puniianed Herein. All rlRhta of republic tton of peeia) aiapatcnea nerem are also reeerveo. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. ,. The bees are busy working. They are very foolish to do It under the present capitalistic system of govern' ment, which is so oppressive that the hellraising rights of foreign residents are unrestricted, and any native can run for office if he has the modest filing fee in hand. " The Oklahoma minister who is de fending hia sermons with a pistol, will be tempted one of these sunny Sun days to take up a collection with a sawed -off shotgun. When religion gets so strenuous that it is necessary to preach It -with a sawed-oft shotgun ready for action, it Is about time to modify it OH, DOT! OH, DOT! - (Salem Capital Journal) Leon Polka, of Walla Walla, Washington, was in Salem over tlie week end for a visit with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. W. C. Po'ka, on Myrtle avenue. Owing to the smudging season being in force the aged and snow white canine of Judge Colvig is now appear ing in blackface. . The farmer beginning to amount to something. Candidates for office are cultivating his good will, while the former i plowing. ... , . The establishment of a monarchy in the U. S. was discussed at a meeting of Poles et al in New York. This is about as fool a notion as could be con ceived by the human mind, but, it is safe to bet a handful of Oregonians are in favor of it The items in the city papers about war brides, committing suicide or get ting divorces are thinning out. 1 '. THE SKEPTIC - ' . (Eugene Register) : John Edwards has returned after spending a week on his ranch at Drain. He said he did some real work, but of course we have our .doubts. . An autoiut paid attention to the watchman at the Main Stem crossing Tours, ev e, and hence will be able to run his 4d, all day Sun. Charges that hundreds of millions of dollars of bogus duplicate bonds flood the country is alarming. It happened In 1920, when we "were a forward looking people," and nothing mattered but a "mandate for Armenia." FOR CULTURITS-HORTI (John Burroughs Memoirs) " : In an orchard of apple ' trees Some of the fruit 1b wormy, some cabbed, some dwarfed from one cause or another; but Nature ap proves the worm, and the fungus that makes the scab, and . the aphid that makes the dwarf, just .as sincerely as she approves the perfect fruit , Conditions in Mexico promise to arise at an early date. A crisis in Mexico is all that is lacking in a troubled word. For two years Mexico has been running a race with Jackson ville for the being quiet medal. rThe Baptist conference for the Mid. West suggests that the "salvation of the boys and girls" rests entirely with the parents. This is a direct contra diction of the modern idea that after a child has been taken to a baby clinic, he or she, is left in charge of the police tilt old enough to vote the republican ticket, . ,.; , ,-5 A NAME FOR YOU ' (Pendleton Tribune) When Messrs.. S warts and Gus tafson start printing their weekly Rieth paper, every one is due to sit tight or Ret a write up. It is understood (hut the paper will be " christened "The Kieth Throw-Up." A HINT TO PRIMARY CANDIDATES, POLITICIANS arts very much like pugilists. Before the, event, they are always going to win, Candidates are coming to this offiee pretty regularly these days and wo have only found one who is not already elected. Eaeh one is a master of what is known in drummer's turcica as the pepful ap proach. A hearty handshake, an ingratiatiug smile, overflowing good nature and vitality, either genuine or assumed. And the result! All over but the shouting. Nature herself is conspiring for my success, Marion county, Clatsop, Multnomah, solid, my dear sir, solid, the only question is right here in Southern Oregon, and with jour invaluable support, etc., etc., etc. , With one or two exceptions, U candidates might have just graduated from the same school.. We are not complaining. This fi ilelity to well established political traditions, injects a little humor into a situation, which otherwise would be unbearable. But sometimes we wonder. Perhaps a candidate who would admit there was no popular uprising which had forced him in. the trace, that while many people said many kind things, he might lose by ft nose in the final shuffle, perhaps such a candidate would be beaten at the outset, just as a pugilist, who isn't going to make mince meat of his opponent, might better never enter the ring. But, to repent, we sometimes wonder. There is such a thing us u worm turning, there is also such a thing as the public suddeulv going wild about a novelty. Take the radio for example. The country is radio wild, simply because, until recently, no one ever heard of such a thing. . , . How can anyone know, therefore, what effect a candidate would have, who brokj free from all traditions, and frankly proclaimed he was iu uie race oecanse ne wanted tlie job, ami while only a one to six shot, he was good sport enough to take a chanee. We know one newspaper at least that would publish his picture on the front page and put his story on the A. P. wire. HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? Quill Points If a man wants to borrow trouble the world stands ready to give him credit. ' " With Russian rubles down to about ten cents a about coal f ton why worry A man's bankroll quite often is washed away in a flood of his wife's tears. Ilang it; the ucxt time we have a war, let's work it on the pay-as-you-enter plan." , Some people think it must end in T. B 'cigarct" must cud in "tc," and some think Whatsoever a man soweth probably won't come up. But garden ing is good exercise, anyhow. , A muskrat makes the same set of furs last a whole year. But who wants to marry a muskratT 1 Whore Is the tfucinwt mine tit the world? 2 What Is token rrom (hist mine? SAVImt la mouuuiii (ever? 4 Which reluiilnir monarch of Kur ope whs iiculc ktiiK at blrtu? 5 In wlmt form Is gold usually sent here from abroad? 6 Wlmt colors are In the Polish national (Iuk? 7 Is mnple wood more durable than black walnut? S What arc justice, fortitude, teiu-J perance and prudence? 9 What does the expression, "tt sow (he wind and reap the whirlwind', mean? 10 What does the verb nutmon! mean? i Answer to Yesterday's Questions 1 Have the KunHlaiitt ever eaten bur Indian corn before? Ans. No, they do not raise It. I S What caused the Whiskey Insur rection during Wasliltm'lon's itdminls: trutloti? Ana. Objection t govern ment tax. i 3 How deep is the .njaitn fiver? Ans. The depth varies. From Us mouth upward for 750 miles It Is no-' where less than 30 futhotus deep. 4 Who brought about the adoption J of me tricolor as the riaar of Franoo? Ans. Iji Fayette. 6 Is It true that woman has one more rib than man? Ans. The belief is erroneous. There are 21 libs In the human body. 6 How did copper Ret its name? Ans. From Cyprus In Greece where It was discovered. 7 Why do dticl.s and geese fly In -shaped formation? Ans. The reals- j tsnce of the air Is less. S What animul bears ermine fur? Ans. The weasel. j 9 What Is the area of F.gypt? Ans.' 363. 1SI square miles. I 10 How many varieties of bananas are there? Ans. Alwut 100. j Would Rather Fight Than Work l sufiered for year with stom-! ach trouble and could not e:it ami j Just hated for anyone to nay work to j me. 1 would T-atluT flitlit. Mlnee ' tuklnx a euurw of Mayr'a Wonderful 1 Hemedy 1 actually want to work, and , talk about cat, I am the last one to' leave the table now." It in it dimple. ; harmless preparation that removes ! the catarrhal mUrus front the lutes-1 final tract unit allays the Inflamutn- j tkm whlh causva . practically all stomach, liver titid IntcnUnal oil-j in en l. Including appendicitis. , One 1 dose will convince or money re-: funded. Adv. Foreign Advertisers; Recognize Growing Value of Mail Tribune The circulation of this paper lu not only Inerciiiiltm dally but Hit popularity us mi advertlsltm medium U rapidly liinroiislnit, not only tit home, but wKu imtloiial advertisers, It has for years can-led more local iiiul uutlounl nilvrrtlalni than ny other pnper In Hotithern Oretion ami Northern I'ltllfoinin, This Is particularly duo to the fact that It is tho only paper between Kugoiie uud Suoraiiionto, Calif., a distance, of over fiOfl nitles. Hint has leased wire Associated Press news and because It lias more than double the number of readers of any other paper published or circulated In the city or county. The following. 4a a list of thn n.itlonal advertiser who hnve either re. newed contracts or made new contracts with thin imper recently: Itoyal lak,hk IViwder Co, V-natlon Milk Products Co. WestliiKhotiMO llatteiles. Calumet Uakliitf 1'owdcr. Firestone Tires, Dr. Pierce's Itemed lea. Ftak Tires. . Hr. Chase's Remedies. tioodrleh Tires. Ks'iulmo Ties. Voile Autos KelliiKK's Toasted Coin Flukes. Stttdebaker Autos. I'ntlod States Tires. Khinola Shoe Polish, Hudson Autos, " Masola Vegetable Oil. KlnKxtord'a Corn Starch. Fsscx Cura, Mavwutl Autos, lico. WiinliliiKton Coffee. I'rcxtO l.lta (latteries. Ciukaid A 11 too. Hill llrothers Coffee. W. (". Clemens Medical ducts, K. C. link Inn I'uwder. lludwclsor. Ked Crown Gasoline I"olene. Chesterfield Cigarettes. Cvcol. Hi Cigarette, laieky HtrlUe Cigarettes. Pro- Have Gained 20 Pounds and My Run Doesn 't Tin Mc At -All Since Took ' , TANLAC Bay Co. Rogtrt, 426 California Ave., Chica go, u) hnoun dining ear tttward on th Grand Trunk Sytttm. Exfoliation offer work, lo$$ of appttit, $luggiih iver, dullntf and lack of energy are nature' warning. Chech thete tymp torn today by getting a hot' tie of Tanlac. At all good druggials. PHONE 145-J Med- Tent & Awning Works FOR AWNINGS Every little bit added to the places you've already been bit, makes! me just a little bit bitter. Old lady to street car conductor: "What do you start this ear with!"' Conductor: "With a jerk, ma'am." Add agricultural statistics. America produces more the acre than any other country in the world. 'Don' ts" to Hating the ape-descent theory as he docs, perhaps Mr. Bryan will start a movement to abolish the name of the present month. ' ? Margot is going to write a book about America. Thanks, wc don't care for one. We know little enough about our country as it is. RippIiiitfRhiimos at r a -rr Wdlt Mason MAN WANTED. 1 SOMETIMES wish that I could find a patient man and, strong, a fellow of receptive mind, who'd listen all day long, while I relate how tough I feel, describe the' aches and pangs that tor ture me from roof to-heel, and hurt my ancient fangs. I know it isn't good or wise to tell such tales as these to neighbor people, who despise all stories of disease. The cops at once impatient grow, when I get on their beat, and spring my narrative of woe, of aching head and feet. I tried it on a crippled gent who could not get away, and on my head his staff was bent ; it spoiled for both a day. And strangers, when they hear me talk, remark, "You are a bore; you'd better take a good lon walk and come this way no more." And yet I feel the pressing need of some one who will hear my talcs of vitals gone to seed, of toothache in my ear; of all the divers aches and pains my system can disclose; of fever in my seething Veins and chillblains in my nose. I'd pay a man a decent wage if he would calmly sit and listen to me while I rage about my latest fit. But no one seems to want the job, men sigh and turn it down; I've offered it to eveVy swab who hangs' around the town. The poorest fellow shakes his head, and says with aspect sour, "No! Either you or I'd be dead before you'd talked an hour." , . Catholics Believe Christ Instituted seven Sacraments Baptism, Confirmation, Penance (Con vOliSHl'u0 ."fnwtot (Mass and Holy Communion), Extreme Lnctlon, Holy Orders and Matrimony. These Sacraments are seven channels whereby (lod's grace is communicated to our souls (The Sacrament are treated clearly and fully in Cardinal Gibbons' book, f a th of Our Fathers," published by John Murphy Co., Baltimore TUB MAINLAND OF NORTH AMERICA WAS DISCOVERED BY JOHN CABOT, A CATHOLIC, JU.N'fe 24, 1497 ' x, .hee dvVe,rtlB'emenU 'nertd dally and paid for by two native MenTora Catholic business men who believe In their rellKlnn. Corns Vanish When Touched With 'Gefs-IT' 'c..mi.P?" "& water, so ddei Jl;11" aorb and draw crtt of any orvneas. It nevr fall.. tts-Ii" la the t?V. r,t bjL na,nn "" reN Mibsti ,"2n, """ ' not satlanwl. cJU Sold In Medford by Leon H. Haskins Strang's Drug Store. We Guarantee Our DRY CLEANING SERVICE faultless in every re spect. A trial proves. aTTil i m aV I fcl T Ih J.N.ICKaH J "WE ARE NOTV UN I LESS a-r SATlsPieo "WYOU ARE ' ANNOUNCEMENTS 8TATE REPRESENTATIVE I hereby announce my candidacy for the republican nomination for repre sentative in the state legislature at the May primary, Adv, JOHN H. CARKIN. I announce myself as a candidate for Representative In the Legislature, on the Republican ticket, subject to the primaries in May. Adv, RALPH fcOWGILL. COUNTY COMMISSIONER ThOH. II. Hlmnann nt Ashland authorizes his announcement as a Can- umate lor the nomination for the ofrice of County Commissioner of Jackson County, subject to the decision of the Republican voters of said county at the Primary Election, May 18th, 1922. Adv. I am a candidate for the nomination tor County Commissioner of Jackson ounty, on the Republlcon ticket, sub Joet tn the decision of the voters at he i.i iinsry to be held Mav ISth, 1922. dv. Ui;oUGJj ALFORD, Tboenlx. i 4 W VS a 'f j!. ! ' At .MANN'S Saturday April 29 ONLY ONE BIG BARGAIN DAY LEFT Athletic Union Suits Were $1.L'.". lien's good totality Nainsook. Sizes 34 to 50 Dress Skirts Were $1.25 mid 1.50. Neck., bund Percales and Oxfords. . Sizes 14 to 17 1-2 $1 style, $1 9 Pair Sox Durham Cotton Sox, in black, brown, ttj gray and white, all sizes : Khaki Shirts Two pockets, fast color. Were 1.25. A good outing shirt, 11 1-2 to 17 4 Pair Sox Were 35c a pair. All sizes, in black, brown, gray and white. Ironsox Mesh Knit Union Suits Men's mesh Union Kuils. Regularly sold at $1.25. All sizes, IJO to 10 Black Sateen Shirts $1 $1 $1 2Hatt llny's Wusli Ilflta in white uud khuki. Were G5c, 2 for Night Shirts Men's god Muslin Ni(Ut Shirts. 1.25 value. Sizes 15 to 1'J 2 pair Sox Were fi5o pair. Black anil white, fiber silk. All sizes Linen Handkerchiefs Were i'lOc. Now 3 for , Were 35c. Now 4 for $1 $1 $1 Boy's Caps to 1.50, nil wool, lion- Were 1.2 breakable visors, all sizes $1 $1 Phoenix Silk Sox Were I.Sj. Jlcn's heavy weight Silk Sox, iu most desirable colors Were $1.35 and $1.50. Good heavy Sateen. . Worth 1.2." Nearly all sizes, From 14 1-2 to 17 1 Blue and Gray Shirts Our best quality .Work Shirts. All sizes 14 1-2 to 10 $1 Boy's Overalls Our complete stock of Boy 'a. Overalls. Some 1.50 quality, not ull sizes Leather Gloves 1.50 value, "iiuutlet, Tuff Nut Gloves. Good ones, all sizes, in men's $1 $1 Boy'. Khaki Pant. Hoy's Knee I'unt.s, good weight khaki. Sizes C to 10, 1.25 value t .., $1 $1 Boy'aShirta , Were 1.25. Ulue chambray and khaki tl Shirts, good ones in all boy's sizes A Men's Overalls Bine Denim Bib Overalls. Light weight. Sizes 32, to 40 waist $1 3 Pair Sox A small lot of regular 50c Sox. Gray flj ond cordovan. Good sizes ...tl Boy's Wash Suits An extra vnluo. Were $2.50 and $3.00. l Sizes 3 to 8. While they'lf , Linen Collars One dozen Slidewell Liiicn Collars. Good styles und good sizes, 12 for Boy's Blouses Hoy's Blouse Waists in all wanted and sizes. Regular styles and aport styles I ..................1...!.,. $1 colors $1 Men's Caps A slnull lot of Men's Caps, $1.25 and up to m.wu values. Latest styles and shades ., ,.$1 Mail Orders Filled Mann's Department Store ; JHE STORE FOR EVERYBODY ; MEDFORD, OREGON Postage Prepaid i