Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, April 25, 1922, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextI PXGE FOOT MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE. MF.DFOtlD. ORKC.ON'. TUKSDAY, AVTML 2:. 1D22 1 tlEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE AN INDKPENPENT NEWSPAPKR PUBL1HHKD EVKRT AFTERNOON KX1CCPT SUNOAT BY THK MKUFORD PRINTING CO. ; Th Mnllunl Siin.Uy Morning Sun it fur tldiM nilNKiibeni dmritig novrn Uay Unly mnrRMipr. Office Mall Tribune Building. J5-I7-1I North Fir streft. Phone 76. GREAT MEN AND CRITICS. fll EXTENDED A consolidation of tin Democrltc Timed, the Wert ford Mel I, the Medford Tribune, the Southern Orogonlan. The Ash I end Tribune. ROBERT W. Rt'HU Editor. BUWPTKH S. SMITH. Manager. suascmirriox tek BT MAIL In Advance: Dally, with Sunday Sun, year 17.50 Dally, with Bunday Sun, month .7S Dally, without Sunday Bun, year..- f Dally, without Sunday Bun, month .S Weekly Mall Tribune, one year 1.00 Sunday Sun. one year J.OO BT CARRIER In Medford, Aehland. Jarkaonvtlln, Central Point. Phoenix. Telent and ou Highwy; ltaii), with buiita eiun, month 75 Dally, without Sunday Sun, month , . Dally, without Sunday Sun. year.. 7.6v Dally, with Sunday Sun, one year 1.8 Alterma by carrier, caah In advance Official paper of the City of Medford Official paper of Jackeon Count!' ttworn dally average circulation for It month, endlnir April 1, JKiS. tit. Bum thn donlile the circuUtion of any other wier pukliahed of circulated In Jtrknon County. The only paper between Emrone, Ore., an.1 Rarrementn, Calif., a disUno ot ow 600 milea. birui( leeMd wire AMOtiutcd I'm Senice. Entered aa errono os matter si Medford, Oregon, under the act of March I. 1J. MEMBERS OF THK ASSOCIATED PRESS. The Aaaoelated Preaa la excluslvelx entitled to the use for republication of all newa dlapatchea credited to It. or ot otherwise credited In thla paper, ano aleo the local newa published herein. All right of republication of apeclal dlapatchea herein are mimt iwt'i. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. Pull of love and moonshine, a jilted gent of Redfern, Idaho, swigged a vial of carbolic acid, in the presence of his beat girl. The poison potion could make no headway against the wash boiler contents within him, so he is still amongst the living. Kort Haul and Guss Xuberie wil mete Inn a spelin kontest necks Thers knite. Know werd as longe aa Guss wH b aloud. This pr. r x teechers. an a lo pershentige of tharc phewpllls r noew att large. r- the gall of Sen Reed of Missouri in saying that Wood row Wilson wrote htm a letter when he did write him a letter is stirring Democracy, but is not making the 1916 Idolators as giddy as expected. The letter calls attention of the world to the virtues of the Wil son administration, et cet, et cet " Once again the impossible has hap pened at a railroad crossing. Adjutant General White, who de sires you to salute him with your vote on May 19th, has a life Job at $IS00 per year. It is more than likely he will be detached from it. in the near future, without calling out the militia . The Irish are still shooting religious beliefs into each other. - ; HOW MUCH FOR NOTHING (Mall Tribune Wantad) FOR BALE Free dirt for lawns Jot gardens. Call at building site, Minnesota St, H. A. Thierolf. Instead of worrying about a world's fair in 1925, Portland better conceu trate on a ball team for 1922. Members of the finny tribe are not biting as well as members of the legis lature talked about them. The allied diplomats are "aston ished" by the way the Russian nuts are acting at Genoa. Outside of plain and fancy lunacy for the last five years, there was no grounds for the Billed diplomats to think the Russians would "astonish" tnem. The wheat the farmers get "robbed' out of every' fall U coming up fine. T DECIDED AS CRITICISM is a initio with some peoplo. J" 'ow deinonilizinjl sut'li a vocation is to conniuui horse sonso, lias reoently been shown by "Vanity Fair" in a tiritienl symposium on the subject of 'rent men engaging the services of ten of the best known critics in Now York, incluiliiiff I ley wood Uroim, Hurton Kascoe, Deems Tay lor, George .lean Nathan. II. L. Mencken and others. Now the individual ratings sound fairly sane. The average reader, t least, deferring to reeoiniizod liigh-browisin, might accept what llrnim sjivs alone, or Mencken or Taylor. know, however, is shown by a composite of all of their judgments, in-. " 7" " " " "Z. , , : ,!r ' " , , "r" lMm? '?! ,.. - -- uini urtru itHcimy i u vi'iuri mu v OroRon First" essay contest for the ot ,1mt0 nnum-o 0umm,, rppub l-l FOR ESSAYS IN 0. A. C. CONTEST ORKGON Ai;KK'l"l.Tt'UAt COL- How little critics reallv il.EUB, I'orvallls, April 23.Tlio (Into PRESIDENT HARDING TO VETO OF BONUS WASHINGTON, April 25. Plans PARLOR TEA ROOMS OVER WOOLWORTII BUILDINCJ Lunche. 11:30 A. M. to 2:30 P. M. Afternoon Ten 2 ;30 P. M., to 5 :00 P. M. Evening;" nnd After Thontor Service 7:00 P. M. to 11:00 P. M. PRIVATE PARTIES ON SPECIAL ARRANGEMENT Tenuously contrivea on a logiirmiin oasis. For example: This composite places Wood row Wilson and St John c Paul below r.ero, as well as W. G. Harding, O. Henry, Lloyd Oeorge- "j Ruskin, and alter Scott. vnllls. secretary of the Oregon Council On the other hand, placed with the immortals, one finds Robert of Knsllsh. The extension of time was, "YV. Chambers. Howainl Chandler Christv, Klinor Clvnn, W. J. Hryan u , evcouuve om- Krazy Kat reaches an etuality with Hr. ttl, many requests from ind the New York Tribune Johnson. schools fiir time to complete the local All of which should be somewhat reassuring to the writers, poets. ,,ul 0,0 loca' J,u,s,n of lhe dramatists and politicians who. being more or less iu the public eye, The subject of this year's contest. rre fair game for the professional critics. For if lleywood Uroun which is waged between a score of jrives zero to Heothovon. and places Uabe Ruth with Shakespeare, and reK,m hlK" cnools ,s ' A 1 lom,er n, , : , cm . .1 . 1 1 . . ti '"O'. dealing with local history In laylor ilaces Hiakcspears at the top and doesn t include Kabe Kuth i plonrerjnK . Tho rssavs lMM i. at all; while Nathan places Ileethoven nt the top, with Sappho and 1 short, not exceeding 4000 words nc- marks Kabe Ruth and Rillv Sundav minus 25, it is obvious that some!crJlnR t0 Ulp r"u-- nnt ,,u ul,J,',, ... . . '1 e l' -e e i . . , . ., matter must ho gut tie re it from ether of them must be wrong. In fact, if any one of them is right, the , ., thnn hmik!l ,. lllir!,1,n:i, fthers must all be wrong, for no two of them by any chance agree. j recital, local newspapers, letters, ami So hereafter sensible men can pretty well disregard the critic by : tradition. profession. For this experiment pretty clearly demonstrats that TZTm 7Z the last person in the world to have a correct sense of values, is the; University of Oregon when the con test was Inaugurated two years n. has been twice won hy Salem high school. The third winning constituted iwssesslon of tho cup nnj Salem Is out to win It this year again, but with strong comiR-tltiou from all over the state. AimaoK silver loving eua but Chulrm.ni MeCumt.er sutd no tlcf'iilto deiihlon had been reached, lletoie there is a coiicluslon, lie nnld, reproseiitiitlves of the American l.e-i glon wtl ho called III. j "I do iu t think that initler any ctrciliiistnnccs tho bill will provide comiietllig' f,,r ,,y ttddltloiial tuxes," declared tho t'lmlrniaii. The chairman snld there had not been sufficient discus sion lo make any fort-caul 11 a to whether tho original cash bonus fea ture would bo restored. He added bi wever, thut It might be thill pro visions would bo made for pitying rash to men entitled to not more (bun $100 In adjusted service pay.' The house bill rtxe thtsjiguru ot ."0. Senator Met'umber expressed the opinion that President Harding had not made up Ills mind fully to veto any bonus bill that did not specifical ly provide for means ot financing It- man who makes his living by professing to determine them. Quill Points 0 Culture, what infernal drivel people try to read in thy name. In this glad spring season, one can creep along country roads and eat the Just kicked up by the other fellow's car. About the only time a small town really enjoys a seaudal is when the preacher is caught holding the soprauo's hand. Frankly, our ambition is to tour Europe as a celebrity and get paid fqr-telling folks over there what we think of 'em. HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? Ship Your Cream Where you can get top prices and quick returns Wc offer Me for butter fat F. U. H, here. Check are limited to you within l!l hours after cream in received. SF.M) t'S A CAN' OF CKKAM ; you will be pleaded with the returns; or kciu! in your name and uddi-ens and we will ipioic you prices from time to time. GRANTS PASS CREAMERY Grants Pass, Ore. Write fur lTfm'iKva "All mankind fee Is an urge back to the wild." And as we study the hadliues, it occurs to us that it hasn't far to go. f Where does Mr. Iiryan get the notion that he can save his regular $17,000 a year while holding down a seat in the Senate? Any amateur Burbank can cross wild oats with extract of corn tiud raise an enormous trap of cain. The number of people in the United States who cannot speak Eng lish is less than two millions. This Includes train callers. ! If there is any virtue in violent exercise, some fat peop!u should cago. set thin by carrying about the rations they consume. 1 Which birds have the most durk meat on their bodies? I Are electric headlights compul sory on railroad locomotives? 3 Who was president of the senate during Johnson's administration? I Which isaliakctiiicare's shortest play? & What are Very lights? 6 What is the color of an army of ficer's hat cord? T How many adults havo perfect sight? 8 How long does It take to hatch pigeon's eggs? 9 How long will champagne keep? 10 In what language must all pat ents be appllc( for In this country? Answers to Yesterday's Questions 1 Is the Negro expectation greater or less than a white man's? Ans. l-eas 2 What city hastho greatest alti tude, New York or Chicago? Ans. Chl- It appears that extracting nitrates from common air interests Con rrces less than extracting publicity from hot air. Father used to be first in authority, then mother, then the chil dren. The modern order is exactlv the reverse. The season approaches when the family must choose between ex pensive graduation dresses and new casings for the rear wheels. 3 Why Is the new wireless called a radiograph? Ans. Radio is an abbre viation for radiation and the radi graph is an Instrument for the rail la tion of electric energy through air. 4 Are fish scutes used commercial ly for anything? Ans. They are used to make artificial pearls? 5 What did the army of occupation cost Germany? Ans. 906,371.000 gold marks. 6 What would 1.000.000 $10 bills weigh? Ans. One and one-halt tons. 7 What street In England corre sponds to Wall street? Ans. Lorn- NEW YORK, April H.-Vusnr college friends of the lato Helen Hughes, daughter of Secretary and ; Mrs. Hughes, who died Iu April. l9L'0,j 01 illness, brought on by her siren-j Hum efforts for the I lilted war work I campaign, announced toduy that a I chapel In her memory was nearly com-1 pleted nt Sliver Luke. N. Y. Funds for the memorial were rls-, cd by private subscriptions, the list being beaded by President Hardin. How Soldier Dispersed Attacks "For two enrs my alnnmrli trouble wn vi-ry li.ul. inv doctor hal t ItijiH-t morphine on weral t -.talons when I wim strli krti Willi them- utluck. Since t:ikliK i botlli of M.iyr's Wonderful l'.ciiu-dy 1 hue been entirely well ami am serving In the artillery, liming Imm-h pronounced In perfect health by nv rntnenl phyxli lima." It la n simple, hariuli n preparation that rrmuvm the rntar rhnl mucus from the lutentiniil tract and allays lhe Inflammation which cntiHcN practically all stomach, liver ami Inlfxlliial. nilincnlH, ln luilliu: appeiiillcillH. Om- ilom- will convlno or money refunded. Adv, I THE PLACE TO START SPRING HOUSECLEANING is in the kitchen. Your old wood stove should be the first thing to go. It's place should be taken by a modern cabinet style Gas Range of porcelain finish that is as easy to keep clean as a china plate. There are five different styles to select from D at the office of the Southern Oregon Gas Go. If ever we learn to understand the language of monkeys, we 11; bard street in London. probably discover they object to the Darwinian theory. After a girl finishes her education, her mental equipment enables her to annex one of the hoys who dropped out at the ninth grade. "Girls Expose Callousness" (Hd line Sacramento Union). The next thing they'll be showing their ears. ... - , X San Jose jury has' convicted a "perfumed burglar," not so much for his crime, as his habit. . A VERSATILE HEIFER (Klamath Herald) FOR SALE A full blooded cow, giving milk, three tons of hay, a lot of chickens and several stoves. Billiam Helms was In Jacksonville Sat. plucking posies for his girl. '.'.It is safe to ullege at this time, that no matter who Is elected at the pri mary, the sun will sliiue when it gets a chance, and water continue to run Hinder the Boar Creek aqueduct. There 'is a tendency to get overheated on the subject, that residents of Cactus, Neb., Care nothing about. A hystrical fit does not count as a vote. One gathers from the Burch murder 'Jrtal at Los Angeles, that the lawyers are so thick the Jury can t sit down. ppIingRiujmes fy welt Mason M THE gtLENT ONES. 0- The rascals who enjoyed a holiday Jn France, (1917-1919) now resldlng'in Idaho, are trying to prove Senator Ilorah thinks more of a profiteer who lost a dollar, than an excursionist who Jost a leg. 1 1IIOBBLK by'the churchyard fence and to myself I high, "I hope it may be long years hence when with, those lads I lie. It must be rotten to be dead, and planted here outdoors, no more to paint the village red, or read the baseball scores." Yet I am but a .'loomy wreck of what I used to be; I have nine boils upon my neck, a spavin on my knee. I've just recovered from the flu, which racked my weary frame; and I have aches in every thew, and I Jim sore and lame. And yonder sleepers have no ills that torture flesh and bones; they do not have to live on pills until tho spirit groans. They're done with every kind of rain fhey slum ber calmly on. Oh. every morning brings new grief to this sad life of mine, and all day long I sit and beef beneath my fjg and vine. A change of wind will make me sick, and if I'm in the raiu the maladies come fast and thick and fill my bones with pain. My feet get wet and fever comes, and to my bed I go, and lie and gnash my toothless gums for long days in my woe. But when I pass the churchyard wall I shiver and exclaim. "May it be long before I fall for yonder sexton's game!" 8 Did Edison Invent the radio graph? Ans. No. A German named Heru was the1 first in the field. 9 When did "John IlnrroiiKhs. the naturalist, die? Ans. March 29, 1921. 10 What Is the meaning of the words Santa Fe? Ans. Holy or sacred faith. HelpeJ Her Motnr Wonderfully In these days of "flu," coughs; colds. croup and whooping cough. It is well to know that every year there are used more bottles of Foley's Honey and Tar than of any other cough medicine. Mrs: S. L. Hunt. 015 V. Cth St., Cincinnati, Ohio, writes: "Foley's Honey and Tar relieved me of a backing cough, tick ling In the throat, wheezing and pains In the chest. It Is helping my mother wonderfully." That's why druggists recommend. Foley's. Sold everywhere Adv. i .: The sweet girl graduates are now busily engaged lij getting one more ruffle on their graduation dress, than the girl next door. Who Can Be Saved? Catholics do not believe, all who are not Catholics will be lost, nor that all Catholics will be saved. No man, no matter what his religion, who disobeys the laws of God and dies an Impenitent sin ner, can be saved. "The Voice of Conscience Is the Voice of God" and it a man follows his conscience perfectly he will be saved. COPERNICUS, WORLD'S GREATEST ASTRONOMER, CATHOLIC PRIEST WAS A These advertisements Inserted dally and paid for by two native Modford Catholic business men who believe In their religion. LADIES Two-Piece Suits $35 to $50 Three-Piece Suits $40 to $55 We Make Them 'Nuffsaid GUS THE TAILOR 419 MEDFORD BUILDING Tweed top coats, full silk lined $30.00 Spcrt Suits, Silk lined $40 to $50 Skirts $9.00 up Knickers $9.00 up GUS THE TAILOR 419 MEDFORD BUILDING ANNOUNCEMENTS 8TATE REPRESENTATIVE I hereby announce my candidacy for the republican Domination for repre sentative lo the state legislature at the May primary. Adv. JOHN H. CARKI.V, I announce myself as a candidate for Representative In the legislature, on the Republican ticket, subject to the primaries In May. Adv. RALPH COWG1LL, COUNTY COMMISSIONER To os. 11. Simpson, of Ashland authorizes his announcement as a Can didate for the nomination for the office ot County Commissioner of Jackson County, subject to the decision of the Republican voters of said county at the Primary Election, May 19th, 1922 Adv. I am a candidate for the nomination i for County Commissioner of Jackson ; ounty, on the Republican tlckot, sub ject to the decision of the voters at i he primary to be hold May 19th, 1922 lArtV. OrXJRGfi ALFORD, Phoenix. GET IT AT Phone 122 R , DE VOE'S 430 W' Maln 0. A. De Voe, Prop. Groceries and Confectionery ICE CREAM, CANDIES, SOFT DRINKS. CIQARS, TOBACCOS, MAGAZINES, SCHOOL SUPPLIES AND STATIONERY, NUTS, FRUITS, SHELLED WALNUTS, MILK, CREAM, BUTTER AND BUTTERMILK. BAKERY GOODS, IIOT COFFEE AND LUNCHES, - TRU-BLU.CRACKERS AND COOKIES We Sell Anita Stewart Coffee YOU CAN GET IT AT DE VOE Open Evenings and Sunday lisp di, 4& 4 Broadway at Stark Portland, Ore. IN TUB VERY IIBAKT OV THK CITY , and nlonpc l'OUTLAND'S "Great White Way" Will Do Your Headquarters , f At This Popular Uoutclry. Homelike Accomodations, Comfortable, Spacious Lobby And the Home of the Famous. Arthur H. Meyers Manager i