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Ye Smudge Pot
'" By Arthur Perry.
It la about time for some candidate
at the primary to be branded In the
rural districts as a "hireling of the
Espe and "a tool of the bootlegging
Interests." They are the early bloom
ing canards or every tanipaign. It Is
early tor the 11th hours, alley, variety.
The old reliable alibi, "there was a
conspiracy of the press to beat me," Is
being greased up and remodeled for
use by the defeated of which, sad to
relate, there must be some.
All good citizens should read Mar
garet Flaherty's namphlet on the Irish
situation, entitled: "Ireland, Her Prob
lems and Their Solution." It Is as
clear as the Bank of Jacksonville fail
ure, and just as exhaustive.
The Portland bootlegger of 24, who
reverted to the lower form of murder,
and tailed to get away with it, was a
'country boy." with no loophole left
in the law but to go crazy.
A CITY PLAN.
TOO MANY" CITIES, like Topsy. have just srowoj. Wo have iu
mind one citv in the Middle West in particular, whore nothini
was done regarding a park system until it Woame a plaeo of 00,000,
Fortunately, a citizen of pront enorjry and considerable wealth,
took the matter in charge and in a few years u most attractive park
system was laid out. But the work involved law suits, condemnation
proceedings and the needless expenditures of thousands of dollars,
because there bad been no city plan.
It is not too early for Medford to consider a city plan, so that
prowth may be along proper linos, contributing to beau J y and attrac
tiveness as well as efficient administration. Wo have natural factory
districts, natural residence districts, natural park districts. It is just
as easy and ultimately far less expensive, to prepare a comprehensive
plan now. ruther than delay, and then find that work already done,
has, iu order to secure a desirable and harmonious arrangement, to
be undone.
Hear Croekj is the natural center for a park system. lYuip streets
for playgrounds is dangerous .and undesirable, and., to consider mu
nicipal playground areas now is merely preparing wisely for the
future.
There is nothing visionary about this sort of thing. It is merely
pood sense and good business. The effort to secure a comprehensive
city plan for Medford should receive the support of all public spirited
citizens.
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
YESTERDAY'S RESULTS
National
UostonNew York nKlimd; rnlii.
lU-ooklyn riillmUili'liUi Hstxiiml;
rain.
No others scheduled.
Quill Points
Whipped cream covers a multitude of short portions.
Maybe they burned Komc because. Nero was fiddling jazz.
Money talks, but most of us need radiophones in order to hear it.
Adam's rib was made of bone, but it isn't wise to say so to your
wife.
American
IVtrolt-Chtcago pout polled ; cold.
Ptillailelplilu WoshlnK'ton postiHtned,
rain.
New York 3-6; Itotdon 5-1.
St Louis 15; Cleveland 1.
Coast
Suit Uike 2; Urn AtiKeles 4.
Sacramento C; Snn Francisco i.
Vernon 3; Soattlo 1.
Oakland 3; Portland 5.
WOKCESTEU-Johnny Shugrue of
Wuterburg was Klveu the decision
over Johnny Dundee, Junior IIkIU
weiKlit champion of the world, Iu a teu
round bout.
CHICAGO A straight guarantee of
$25,000 has been offered Kd (Strun
gler) Lewis, world's heavyweight wres
tling champion, to defend his title
against John IVsek by i heodoro Kooa-
evelt post of the American Legion.
nOSTON Ed (8tnuiKler lwln
successfully defyid(d III 'title against
Pick Davlseourt of Texas in straight
(alls.
Xo woman would be two-facet!, however, if she had to buy paint
for both of them.
Why not award the taxpayers a bonus too? Then everybody will
be satisfied.
"Few movie people iu jail." Defending the movie people, or
knocking the police?
1 10 1'STON Frank ie Garcia of Los
Angeles knocked out Artie Simons of
New Orleans In the seventh round of
their 12 round bout.
LOS ANGELES Constantlne K
manoff. Pacific count heavyweight
wrestling championship clntniunt, de
feated Fred Mortlnson. the "Terrihle
Dane" of Chicago In seven 10-mlniite
rounds, taking two fulls.
1. Is there nicotine Iu tobacco
Ninoke?
2. What wiih the "liuckxhot War?"
, Ulow much IVeil does it Ply
mouth lioek hen hucil In u year?
. What Is Kl.vpioilon?
li. How many million pound ot
tea ace conxunifd each year III the
I'nlleil Hlatcit?
ti. What arc two synonym for
homier?
. Who- Succeeded Will Hays as
IxmtmuKtcr general?
H. Why do canyons usually oc
cur? !. What Mates hound Masxachu
setts on the mirth?
10, What was Caesar's physical
Inl'lrmlly? ;
AliMicr In VcMciiluy's JiiowUoIIh;
1. What was the paid attendance
at the Ucmiotey-rnrpc nllcr flKht?
Ant. It was "4.!!iS.
!. I low many patents were grant
ed the firnt year the patent laws
Were in existence? Alls. There were
but three,
3. Who were the champion lilt
tcm In I!''.'.! ? Ans. HoniHliy of the
St. I.ouIIh Nationals liatteil .3!' S and
lleilman of the IH'trolt Americans
batted .390.
A. Mow long have safety plus been
used? Ana. Hlnco' the fifteenth
century. H. C.
6. What Is the wealth of the
riilllppliie Inlands? Ans. The estl
matetl wealth Is J,'..r.(i.000.000.
s. How many school urn there In
.this country? Ans. About 350,000.
?. In what denominations are
(lindane Mumps Issued? Ans. The
stump are six cent, Mxtevn cent and
twenty-four cent.
X. How many rose leavrs does It
take to make iih ounce of hlKhly con
eenlrate.l perfume? Ana. Two tons.
9. Who Invented rellnlolil? Ans.
Two brothers 'hamed Hyatt of New
ark. N. J.. In 1.SUU. ,
le. When and by. whom was th
tlii-e.ul iiwil th Ixilts and screws In
vent,,!? Ans. In ISO I by William
Sellers.
A real man, after climbing to the top, doesn't forget those who
held the ladder for him.
As the cynics would phrase( it, ''Here comes the bride and
Hooey! There goes the groom!"
Reports that the earth crust is becoming soft in spots will be
great news for the aviators.
. SO IT WOULD SEEM
r' (Coot Bay Times)
M. Shumaker of North Bend left
for Salem this morning. He will
undergo another operation on his
right arm, which is amputated
above the elbow as the result of
about - four previous operations.
The arm has been troubling him.
The Russian nuts are acting so
ornery that congress will find It im
possible to avoid appropriations
another $20,000,000 for relief ot "the
famine stricken on the Volga." .
' The success of this play will be due
largely to Miss , the dramatic
coach,, w-hose excellent and - tireless
work, coupled with her undesirable
dramatic ability, are accomplishing
wonders in getting the play ready for
presentation. (From a local coutribu
Uon). . One ot those accidental back
handed wallops.
' The hifalutln singing season is over
in local vocal circles, giving the etui
nont gruntios and the talented squeal
issmos, a rest. The general public do
not comprehend the technique of
Yellegro furlso number Iu F Major.
They like their tempo in G 2nd loot.
(Optft 055) moderato.
TOO BAD! TOO BAD!
(Albany Democrat)
Ivan McClain reports the loss of
a vuluable three year old cold re
cently. : ' ' ' '
Right of self extermination at the
Main Stem Crossing is sought by the
Speed Idiots Association of Jack. Co.
Iu seeking Lome rule, the canny Scot chooses quieter methods than
the Irish. Bricks cost mono v.
Mrs. Mallory to 8ail
NEW YORK. April 20 (By Associ
ated Press.) Mrs. Molla iijurstedt
Mallory, American woman tennis
champion, will seek the world's cham
pionship on the famous Wimbledon
club course In England aguin this sea
son. She Kills May K with her heart
set on accomplishing two tennis history-making
feats complete and con
vincing demonstration that she Is
superior to Mile. Susanne Lvnglen,
the French tennis star and tho win
ning of the title of the world s best
woman tennis player.
"The Irish border will have no esjKricuee of monotony." Iu this
respect, it will differ from the American boarder.
America boasts at least one bona fide "bounciug baby boy" the
Florida child that was born in a Ford.
Considering the career of Landis, we wonder if this move 1o edu
cate lawyers will introduce a course in higher baseball.
Emma Goldman stumbles out of starving Russia into a job as
newspaper reporter. You make the comment, reader, while we dry
our tears.
Oregon Plays U. of W,
SEATTLE. April 20. University of
Washington baseball athletes will op
pose the University or Oregon team
here today in the opening game of the
Inter-collegiate coast conlerence. The
Washington nine, it has been announc
ed will be made up-entirely of letter
men from tho squad that recently re
turned from a tour Jf Japan.
CHICAGO, April jo. The National
league season opens here today with
the Chicago club making Its first ap
pearance on its heoie grounds this sea
son. 1 1 !
Grover Alexander was Manager Kll
lifer s choice for mound duty while
Manager Moran was expected to use
either Rixey or Couch.
WITH SERIOUS CRIME
SMITH CKNTKIt. Kas . Anrll !.
The Uev. A. Schiilx, pastor of the
tier man Lutheran church In Uncoln
township, 4a years old. married and
father of several children, wiih ar
rested and broiiKht hero late yester
day chart;ed with statutory offense
acainst a l-year-nld Kill, a member
of his ronKrch-atlou. Ths nccused
man Is held In the county jail, await
ing preliminary trliil. 4
J, E. Cox
Engineers have found a way to take the "put-put" out of motor
boats. W'e wish they could find a way to take some of the "take
lake" out of tax collectors.
RippiingRhuniGS
fy Wall Mason
r7 -corbie
'All Fatcoe Arbuckle films have been
barred by Will Hays, movie director.
The leading custard pie heaver of
Creation may have to make good on
, his threat to go to work, and thereby
stilt his art. He can probably get a
job from the jury, who not satisfied
with an acquittal, wrote a note to the
judge alleging the object of their char
ity,. "acted In a manly uiunner."
J THREE IS THE LIMIT
" (Oregon City Enterprise)
WAN l'ED WORK: As hwiBekeep
: i-er for wldowor, don't mind ono
' or two children. 318 Euterprlnu.
.t Feminine eyebrowsj, shaved on a
bias have appeared in our midst. This
excols the nose width mustachio ram
pant among masculines.
Insurance agts. and auto dickerers
have been revivified by the coming of
spondulicks to 1917 heroes and 192X
' treasury raiders.
Duds Dick Isaacs has returned from
the north on his own Initiative, and
reports business wakening up 1b Port-
laud, and heard somo talk of an elec
jtlon in May.
THE FLU.
THE FLU is raging in our town, and many wights are
stricken down, with anguish in their works; the docs are
hustling day and night, and undertakers, as I write, arc hiring
extra clerks. I hear my friends, 'twixt cough and sneeze, de
nounce the harrowing disease that puts them on the blink, the
while they swallow mixtures green, composed of tar and gasolene
and purple pills and pink. And nothing seems to be a cure; and
men must suffer and endure until they wear it out; they take
the dope the druggist sends, the counsel that the sawbones lends,
but take the same with doubt. He jests at flu who has not felt
the weary sickness 'neath his pelt that robs one's life of peace;
it is an ailment base and foul, and it would make a Spartan howl
and send for the police. And there is nothing you can do that
will alleviate the flu, or make it pull its freight; just go to bed
and ache and pant, and cough and sneeze and rail and rant, and
sing a hymn of hate. I have the flu and sit and cough the lining
of my larnyx off, and nothing docs me good; I've taken all the
druggist's drugs, in boxes demijohns ami jugs, and pills of wood
and chalk.
oi. jam is, April zii. Seeking re
venge for three straight defeats at the
hands of the St Louis Iirowns In Chi
cago last week, the Chicago White Sox
came to St. Louis today to Inaugurate
the American league season here.
DETROIT. April 20. The weather
was anything but promising early to
day for the scheduled opening here of
the American league 'baseball season,
cold, with rain or snow, was the fore
cast. Cleveland, the league leaders
were to be the opjionents of the Tigers.
E
SCORED BY WALLACE
WASHINGTON, April 20. Charging
mat t. Louis livestock exchange ami
national order buyers, dealers and
traders at national stockyards hurl
"combined to put Into effect a practl
cal boycott against independent com
mission companies." Socrolurv Wal
lace has issued the first order under
packers act directing respondents to
"cease the practice" on tho ground
that their acts constituted a restraint
or trade. y
ANNOUNCEMENTS
! STATE REPRESENTATIVE
i I hereby announce my candidacy for
the republican nomination for renre-
sentatlve in the state legislature at the
! May primary.
Adv. JOHN 1L CARKIN
A deluge of sparrows are busy build
ing neats very place but la trees.
No Divorce Among Catholics
Catholics believe Matrimony Is a Sacrament, a sacred thing.
Instituted by Christ and that TUB BOND OK COM.t'LKTK CHRIS
TIAN MARRIAGE CANNOT UK 'BROKEN by any powerTm earth.
Hence DIVpRCE IS CONTRARY TO THE LAW OF GOD. Consult
your Bible, a.Mtt. 19-6 "What therefore God hath Joined together,
let no man put asunder." ,j
WEST
POINT MILITARY ACADEMY WAS STARTED BY A
CATHOLIC, COUNT K03CISUSKO
These advertisements inserted daily and paid for by two native
Medford Catholic business men who believe la their religion.
Three Score Yean and Then
lit fount! a Tonic ttinl kcc him tip
riirtbmd, Ore. "I nm u man ovrr
wvctity yours of urn- nnd work t-vry
duy: am halo and hi-.irly and run
truthfully say that Dr. I'li-rct-'s rvin
dlrs have proven a wundrrful help to
me. I taku a buttlo nf the Dis
covery now and thn for lis toning
up and tonic -ffi'-t. I also trlnl va.
rlous rvnicdlt-s fur const Ipat Inn and
after finding tho 'Dlwovvry so good,
I thought I would ulno try the Pleas
ant IVIlcln and am glad to say that
now I am enjoying excellent luiilili."
J. K. fox, II7H lielmont street.
Keep yourself in tint pink of con
dition by obtaining Dr. I'ierro's Gol
den Medical IKItcuvery Iu Ihiulrt or
tablets from your neighborhood
cIi ukkIhI, or semi I lie to Dr. Tierce's
Invalids' Hotvl In Buffalo, N. Y for
trial pkK. Adv.
PHONE 145 J
about that Awning
Medford Tent & Awning Co.
Oppotilte H. '. iH'pot
I snnottnra ... ..i . .
- . I QUI, lUUIitUMQ
I I T, . ..
iur iiepreseniaiive in tne legislature,
On the Renubltrltn Hrknr. ailhtoct in
the primaries In May.
aov. RALPH COWOILL.
COUNTY COMMISSIONER
Thos. h. Simpson, of Ashland,
authorizes his announcement as a Can
didate for the nomination for the office
of County Commissioner of Jackson
County, subject to the decision of the
Ronubllcan voters of said county at
the Primary Election, May 19th, 1922.
, Adv.
I am a candidate for the nomination!
for County Commissioner of Jackson
ounty, on the Republican ticket, sub
ject tO the dQCluiiin nt thn vnlnra u
be primary to he held May 19th, 1922.1
,Adv, OEOROE ALFORD, I'hoBnlX. I
Clothes of
Character
We speak of the superiority of our
clothes without reservation with
out hesitation because of the
magnificent tailoring effect that i
to be found in every garment we
make. Painstaking care down to
the last essential deliberate tidi
ness of detail full responsibility
for every seam and stitch that is
what well-dressed men expect in
our clothes, and we never disap
point them.
DEPENDABLE
WOOLENS
in all shades and patterns in stock
Priced $35 to $50
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in size, strength and resiliency.
Fisk Trices arc lower than on other
standard Cord Tires.
There is no tiro of better repute none
that offers mileage tit so low a cost with
service of uniform continuity.
Flsk Trtmlcr Trsd Eitra-i'lr Kr.l-Top Non-Skld CorJ
30 x $10.1,5 r30 n3!-$i:.fe3 3i -30.5O
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PARLOR TEA ROOMS
OVER W00LW0RTH BUILDING
Lnrchti 11 :30 A. M. to 2 :30 P. M.
Afternoon Tea 2:30 P. M., to 5:00 P. M.
Evening and After Theater Service 7:00 P. M. to 11.00 P. M.
PRIVATE PARTIES ON SPECIAL ARRANGEMENT
Crank Case
Flushing
Let U3 flush out your crank case no that you can start
the season on now oil. We make a
. specialty of this work.
Transmission and Differential Greasing
Tires and Tubes
Associated Books Accepted
JONES & KIKKPATRICK
SERVICE STATION
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Kprliin weather in licii'I Nlart tho outing ttr-u
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