Medford mail tribune., March 28, 1922, Page 4, Image 4

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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
The 5 day week inaugurated by
Edscll Ford in the works of his Pa.
purports to be a "humanitarian move."
in spite' of the fact that it elves two
more days for gadding around in the
finished product.
'..Victims of grand opera are back at
their earthly tasks, listening to the
sweet' aria of a hog dollar, trilling a
merry lay. while bouncing southward
oa the top of & glass show case.
; Nobody knows what is the matter
with Brownsville, Ore., but it has
passed through five series of revival
meetings this winter. As the burg is
still on the map they could not have
been the hysterical, emotional kind.
Tbe Irish are still shooting religious
beliefs into each other with deadly
accuracy.;
'." ' TAXEATER! f
(Tillamook Herald)
Miss Myrtle Vallin, of the coun
: ty assessor's office, was very busy
this week. Miss Wallin has been
.doing some figuring as to how best
ftght the H C L with a measly
county pay check.
Reduction of the abominable taxes
will be accomplished when the fishing
licenses are abolished, and the Univer
sity of Oregon closed up.
The advance guard of this year's
generation of nouseflies have started
housekeeping in the beaneries.
' Tbe Portland ball team begins to
look ike it would be able to put a stop
to tlregon fans cheering for California
teams this year.
' Emotional whispering "has broken
out again in agitatory circles, and the
alleys have taken on new life.
THUMB SUCKERS
(Coos Bay Times)
STOCK WANTED Good milk
, cows, calves, pigs, chickens. Have
' some good cows coming fresh on
hand. -
A notched-tailed woodpecker - in
spec ted the Dock Pickel yard this am.
and may occupy the tree used last
year by John Robin and family.
A squad of local dignitaries journey
ed to Hornbrook, Calif., Mod poi, and
can still see.
Our wideawake butcher was astride
his noble steed yes. ostensibly in
search of the metropolis reporter who
Called him C. Wirt Ashpole.
The . Society For The Comfort of
Gypsies are investigating the charge
that it is too damp under the water
tank. MORE GOOD NEWS
(Klamath Herald)
V-HOT WATER COMES DOWN
. New Hot Springs bath house has
reduced their prices to twenty-five
cents, in order that all may take
advantage of the mineral water.
Foreign labor agitators have started
a .strike in Lawrence, Mass., among
the textile workers, under the impres
sion the US. will send them home if
they raise hell long enough.
John F Hjian, mayor 'of New York
is'out after the Democratic nomination
for president. ; If ' there are no other
candidates than Crown Prince McAdoo
he will get It.
Good for That "Flu" Couah
For quick relief from the wearing
coughs that "hang on" After tho grippe
or Influenza, take Foley's Honey and
Tar. ' Mrs. K. D. Drake, Childs, Md.
writes: "After an attack of the flu that
left me with a severe cough nothing
seemed to relieve, me. till I tried
Foley' Honey and Tar, which I can
highly recommend." It is also good
for croup, whooping cough and colds
U puts a soothing, healing coating over
the inflamed surfaces, cuts the phlegm
eases hoarseness, clears the air pas
sages. Sold everywhere. .
A WORD FOR OUR
GIVK tic Devil liis duo. Instead of harking buek to iiuoiciit his
torj wo believe some of our Republican contemporaries iui;ht
well credit Ex-l'resident Wilson with being n pretty good sport.
.(ruin ho has been invited to -jive- his opinion on current political
((Uestions and a-jain he has declined. To a man of his egoistic tem
perament this shows an admirable spirit of restraint. Nothing would
be easier than to make political capital ami personal capital out of
the present situation at Washington. Moreover there is an ex-presi-dcutial
precedent to justify such action.
But Mr. Wilson even refuses to accept the invitation of an Ameri
can Legion official to add' to his successors' embarrassment. Com
mcntiug upon no specific issue he-merely call attention to the fact
that in his opinion the ideals he fought for are slowly but surelv ad-
r
' -..lk-Ml A
YUnClllg lO I.UII IlillR IIl.
Such an attitude, to our mind, shows a big and magnanimous
spirit. It indicates a pretty literal application of the Gouleu Kule.
Mr. Wilson i.s too experienced a politician not to appreciate- the
trouble he could cause if lie were so disposed. His refusal to play
politics, does him groat credit and warrants more general recogni
tion on the part of the opposition.
Quill
Good talker: One whose line of
After a man gets up in the world,
Chicago's decision
John 3: 19.
not to save
Too many people think a golf ball is "lost" if nobody is watch
ing 'em.
Why tax the bachelor?
ieuitly taxes his ingenuity.
The
.The farmers are warned, however, that not all of those' who go
into politics are politicians.
In this practical age, nobody can
goods except the weather man.
You see, rates remain high because the railroads need the money.
What a perfect alibi for the hold-up man.
And yet, no woman will be satisfied with a mansion in the skies
unless it is generously supplied with closets.
Only a people hardened by killing Armenians could produce a
cigarette with that'kiud of smell.
The funny part of it is that a
when the most skilled detectives
And yet, you 11 seldom find a
tickle his vanity by giving you a
Why blame the poor sharper when the world is full of addle-pates
who are begging somebody to offer
"All the world needs is to cheer
help some, however, to get on its
"Electrical wizard makes thunder with mechanical device." Most
pny lightning company can raise
There i.s one good thing about
not to insult public intelligence by
Vhen a man loses his memory
usually deserves less sympathy than
RipplingRhuniGS
1 Vdlt
THE TIN CAN. '
iiT'VE FOUND it iuite a prudent plan to use an old tomato
. X can in which to keep my cash; I don't trust banks," said
Sextus Salts, "for burglars break into their vaults, or else they
go to smash. .So in a can I place my wealth, and hide the same,
with proper stealth, where none may seek and find; defeating thus
the robber's quest, I shed my rags and go to rest with a contented
mind." One night some wicked robbers came, bad men who
played a sinful game, unmoral, brutal guys; they found old Sex
tus in his bed, and roundly smote him on the head, and rudely
bade him rise. "We've heard about your old tin can," exclaimed
a masked and stalwart man, "and we are here for biz; we haven't
time for quip and gag, we haven't time to chew the rag, so tell us
where it is." What followed is too fierce to tell; the neighbors
heard poor Sextus yell two parasangs away; they saw him hob
bling up the street on tortured legs and blistered feet, when
came the break of day." The robbers got my old tin can," he
wailed, "and I'm an also ran, a has been in the hole! They baked
my feet, these men of sin, they burned thewhiskcrs from my chin,
and made me show my roll!" It is an old, yet truthful tale; and
still poor boobs will hide their kale in cans, like Sextus Salts; but
I am wiser than the push, and I have stored my hard-earned cush
deep in the bunker's vaults.
For Constipated Bowels
The nicest cathartic-laxative to ItoniKht will empty your bowrtri com
)hytlc your bowela when you have :pletcly by morning and you will feel
Headache Biliousness I splendid. "They work while you
r-ij. , ' sleep." Cascurctg never Btlr you uo
Zm" Indigestion or gr,pa ke Balt) CalomeI
Dizziness Bour Stomach oil and they cost only ten cent a box.
lis candy-like Cascarots. One or two
EX-PRESIDENT.
Points
bull you hear for the first time.
he usually gets down at 9 a. m.
daylight may remind critics of
effort to remain a bachelor suffic-
hold a job without delivering the
mere sucker can locate a swindler
are baffled.
man who is too Lusy to stop aud
little free advice.
them something for nothing T
up and get on its toes.'
It might
knees at intervals.
thunder with a family income.
war. The killers have the decency
making a plea of insanity.
and wanders from home, the family
the bonding company.
rfeson
a
'Children love Coscarete. too. Adv.
iHtf, aw 1 u i
Bilious Liver
GRADUATE NURSE
I
NRW YOKK, Mur. SS. ln a court
loom crowdt'd to tho thiol's, at-torttoii
of u jury to try Mlwt Ollvu M. )',
Stouo on . rim rati of nun doi'tiur Ellis
Guy Kinkcud, former rorpoiiition
counsel for t'lui'liinntt, t-iiiillniicj to
day before Supremo Court Justlitt
Astptmill lu Urouklyn. , She wan tho
firm woman to bo tiled In KIiik'b
county on an Itullttiiieiit for flint tlt-
Kreo murder in ninny years.
Ml.s Stone, u Ki'ttduntt- mi rat-, shot
Kinkcad last August on a Hrotiklyn
street near his home. She iliitnuil
that she had been married to lilni,
but that later ho hud maiileit
another woman. After brooding over
the affair for several months nho as
serted alio followed him from his of
fice and fired n he neared his home.
The defendant's composure desert
ed durintt the examination of tho
RIED FOR MURDER
WEEPS COPIOUSLY
prospect ivo jurors mm sue wept wrl.,. whoso works were translated
almost continuously, euoh mention of lll( rr,.Kn innmniKea? Ana. James
Klnkettda name belm; the slKnnl for ,iu,ro f,n,per.
a fivsh outbrenk. h. When did tha fook toura
Up to the adjournment for lunch-',,-, A1H, ,S4. Thomas Conk
-on, six men had been chosen ten- started them.
tatively for tho Jury. All of them! . W ho Is luesidenl of l'erti? Ans.
said they were not opposed to cupl
tal punishment, for women and alt
a Breed they would not be' Influenced
by "outburtrts of emotions."
Mis. Kinkend. widow of tho ttiur
dorod lawyer was In court. She was
accompanied by neighbors.
Everett, Washington
Editor PaSSeS AlJUay
"
EYKKKTT.
Wash.. Mar.
-J. H.
neat, ptiuiiHiier oi me imuy neraitt oi ,,xl ;4 hours:
this city died yesterday niornlnn nt California- rusetth-d with ahow
Sierra Madre. Cal., aectmllng to word era; WashlnKton and nrriton. rain;
received from there today. - He had added to the f..rv,.ini; la a southeast
been ill for some time, liavlns Rone
south because of poor health last fall.
His wife and son Robert wore with
him. Mr. llcat was one of the best
known publishers of the Pacific north
west having taken an active part In
many public movements. At one time
ho was president pf tlio Washington
Stato I'ress association. Ilu was
years old.
nctclicr S;ijh (.laxlliyc. "
WASHINCITON, Mrtr. 2S. Illenry
I. Hetcher. who will sail from New
York Suturday to uasuine hla post as
ambasKador to IU'IkIuw. called at the
Whlto House to bid fat wc to I'rcsl
dent Hardin;.
7
IltMMCt MllM'l Sliouls.
SHKryKLU 1 J liar. JS. Mem.
1m is of the M. niilo'iojrldiltiiro and
house military affairs commltteo in-
j spotting (tovcrnnient property at
.tiua (0 Mionis speni loo.'ty in a tour
of nitrate plants.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
STATE REPRESENTATIVE
I hereby announce my' candidacy for
the republican nomination tor repre
sentative in the state legislature at the
May primary.
Adv. JOHN' H. CARKI.V.
- I announce myself as a candidate
for Representative In the LeKlnlaiurc,
on the Republican ticket, subject to
tho primaries In May.
Adv. RALPH COWGII.1
COUNTY COMMISSIONER
Thos. II. Slmimon, of Ashland,
autborffes his announcement as a Can-j
didate for the nomination for the office i
of County Commissioner of Jackson ',
County, subject to the decision of tho!
Republican voters ot said county at !
the Primary flection, May 19th. 1922. 1
Adv.i
I am a candidate for the nomination!
for County Commissioner of Jackson i
otinty, on tho Republican ticket, suh-j
Jeet to the dceinlon of the voters at
the primary to he held May 19th. 192-'. I
Adv. CKORiK AI.KORU. Hioonlx. I
University
Nat, Wednesday, March 29, 8 p. m.
Remember, It's a Men's Club With'a Punch in Every Number!
20 OF THE BEST MEN'S VOICES IN THE STATE
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
I. Ilt many commit- In Atrial
are free? t
S. How many miles of territory
dlil I'Yum-e Main In the Into war','
S. What dues the word im.uuitlum
mean? ,
4. loe n bird k n eloetrte
slit to k while Mtandlmt on a trolley
wire?
. Who luil.t the expenses of the
delegates to tho arms ronfereme?
7. W hat Is tht) Mareh blrlliMione?
H. Who wrote, 'I'huiIiik Throliiill
tho l!ye"?
. What la usnfneUda?
10. Where urn the Aeolian
Islands?
Answers to Ytt.tt'rtla'i (Jut'stltuta:
1, Who - wrote "The TempeHl"?
Ana. Shiiheseearo.
3. What does It voat to send a let.
Ivr to London? Ana. I'lvo teulB.
3, What does It eost to send it let
ter to Hawaii? Aim. Two fonts.
. WTtat In tho only mineral cer
tainly discovered on tho moon? Ana.
Sulphur.
6. What KiikIIsIi king selaed Ire
land? Ana. Henry II In 1171.
. What Is the difference In tem
perature between north and miiilh of
tho Knuator? Ana, I'luht tleiirees.
Who Was tho first American
AatKUHto II. Li-null.
10. fan one be made to testify
court asalnst his will? Ana. Yea.
In
No Spring in Sight
On the Pacific Coast
'tV fc'l VV. '11 'I I l..r t Ai.i....
..,..-. ....... .... m.r.
'....il.. I ...Ol 1... .... ..... M....u.-..Md
-or u mass m.-eUnK or liutliinant tlll-
j!en to convince the weather ninil
Hint spiiiiK has tome. Hire la the
ii non e ar.iorimcni no naa coi.ecteu tor
Il'aclfle const eoiisumpllon duiiui the
"' M,,u wlM ",mKt i"t-si.ies popuiiir
iiloim the aeultimrtl.
SEieymatism at 60
Raw glerUaa y.a win fl, Ur.
aee year rballaia u all tea. I
I. a. ilatt. It will kelld yea ar. teel
CHANGE IN SCHEDULE
EFFKCTIVE FEI1. 1, 1023
MEDFORD-ROSEBURG STAGES
Dally Etcrpt Runday
LV. MKKKOni) 10 A. II.
GR.WTH PAHS.MKDFOUI) HTAGK8
Dally and Sunday
Leave Modfortt
lO.fH) A. M.
I.OO p. L
4.30 P. hL
Fnrca: Mt'dford-Granla Paaa,
Men's Glee
i n
KANSAS fTV Kit (Hliamtlerl
! Lewis roUlm-d IOm lieiivyneliihl
w I'fMlinM t haiiiiloiiidili IHIe by
' ill i iu tiu: Yotmtlf Mahmout, lltilimr
I l.in t ImltenniT In two fulls.
M I I.W'A t'K KK have Shade, of
U'allfoi tila. w ellerw elKhl , sroied a
i terhnli al lumrkoul over I'lnkey
Mlti hell In ihn ru ri It round when
Shade landed u haymaker and the
referee declared Mitchell was not nil
Ills leel at the count of ten,
WtiUt'K.vnOII, Mawi. Hay Mi
t'ailli.V t'f ItoMmry, Mass., won the
decision over t'lipluln Hob Itoper In
their ten-round bout lit-re.
NKW tiUl.l'IANS I'-ltl Sliailu of
New Yolk, was lilven tho leferee'a
decision over Martin Utirke of New
Oilcan at, thu end of their fifteen
round houf.
NKW Yt)UK--l'hil tiDoud, t'o
Itimbua Imi 1 1 1 it in. Won the dei'tnlon
lover I'ekln Kid lli'iiiiau In a ten-
round bout.
COLD IN CHEST
Do the rlcht thing and be Mire ot ipttt! v
itllrl. Often chtjt coliti and wit throat
go over lht il you utt
MUSTARINE
IWtlrr than a mustard pl.i.(r. dwt (lit
work and dort II Uttrr will not blultr
JOc 00cyvllow bo.
Keep Bowels Open
A f hl brtsOTd cup ol Clrry hint yiy
nifhltlrivrtuut ri,MHiwati. Tnnritilitf.
boghl.n dull v -l.,nlih Milow akin Well
sag. btrw kiat lo nihl lui th whuM limlly.
CELERY KING
iikvui n out ti Mom;
3. 3. 5. TWouthlf Ridt ifca Bd ml
Rheumatics Imporitiaa.
rmb0r"a mnthar la euffartn ta
nlchtt Tha aowrga uf rhaomatltm
baa wwked her tswlr; llinplnc and
uffrrlii. mt forward, aha aa but
tha rem men ground, but hrr afxl
hoart atill Iwloiica lo tha atarat txM-a
anybody rara? K. H. H. la on of tha
g'f-atrat MtHsl-nurirlrra Itnuwn. and 11
ball build mora btnod rnlla. Ita lnt
b inl Ittartxlivnta ara purn'.jr vaaxla
bla. It navar llarraiar tha atnuiach.
H la. In faei. a sttlenOia tottu-, hWsMt
maliar. a blood anra lirr. It banlha
rhaumatiam from Inlnla. mK-loa and
tha antlra N1v II hulMa firm floah.
It la hat pomrbndy'a mothar MM-da
tonlahti Mothar, If ynn tan not a
out lo fat a bottle of It H. H. youratdf.
aurely aoinrUx!) In your fatt.lly HL
Homebody. rt a tmttle of 8. H, 8. tinwi
lt aoinrlia-ly'a nutther becln to fl
lorful ai4ln toniKlit Majrlxa. maybe
ii a your mother! H H H. la Bold at
ell ,ru eiorra. In tao alia. Th.a
Urrw alia la tha mire ernnomloal
lv. noRKnena i .oo p. m.
I-4-ao (iranta Pae
10.00 A. M.
1.00 P. L
4.45 P. M.
f I. Iff; Grants Paia-Himfbiiru, M.00;
Medford-IttMM'hurg $1.15.
of
ACHES AND PAINS
SLOAN'S GETS 'EM !
AVOID llic intarry of rai klm fwiin,
Il.tvQ a 1 "iitlo ul Sloan' t.iui
incut AuhJv ami 'ply wlii'il
you fits! leel i lie lit hn or pain.
It ouii kly tMura tho pain nnd nenila
n lu'liii) ol u.trmlli tlirouith I lie
in IiIiir jhtr . Shan't Limmtnl ncltiti
nifn'K rut'lint.
Mill-, tiK iortheumiillHni, neitruliii.i,
tx talii a, upr.iina iimj ir,iliu.uil juliiu,
lamp I mi k anil aoic iiuio lea,
l or ioriv yi'.ira juui'ti enemy, Ak
yuiir iiricliliiir.
At all li uttKlt 35o, 70c, SI .40.
Liniment
ft'ni mm tiilwr dwml itiftiriirtiuMii,
Vmm frwily ir, llulMtsoit'ii Kt tiit.
Mwnt. li-mt ft it llt-htittf km,
nu) alhr kin lrublv. Uu wl Ot
Dr.Hobson's
BczcmaOintmcnt
Cherro Hard Wheat
Flour
Guaranteed
At "Vour Grovers
What's a '
"Cheap" Tree?
Tlu'in'a only out' minwi-r to that
qunatlan.
The HI'rtT ln thai money ran
bar ' la Ihn oulv l llKAl'" tit
thtifa la, and Hint kind of a true
rati a I a bn lutd ul na at a fulr
and proper I'flco.
And aaalii ihero'a only one placo
to buy Kotnl ili'piMiilaliln trn'a end
lluit'a tf a rt'llablti nurarry hlrli
Krowa and at'lla lis nan produrta
niiili-r thu Kiiitit ' Kiiitranttti of
(iinliietit'aii, niiuluv, mid rondl
ihii ua would jour diamond or
id iik tlt nli-r.
i''vt uruwii, aold aud di'lhernd
irmn frt tn Ti p'nlh lor V year.
Urn ar' ii tt rat-rv nu-n etiililjf
Ita not u alilti Itun allh it te to bit
dru.M.i aflir ' iimdtt a iiuli lt
"tlr.ni up" and n'l away. V'v
aliii k lo nur Ji b ihniitKh Ihtt k and
thin hihI Him iilitlltv of our atork,
thn tiiullitt n In whli h It rrai'htt
tint rtietonii're und tho l"eillt oh.
laiiu-d liuvt- brotiKht ua an In
rreualilit iniinbt-r of runlollicia
evrry 'ur.
Yon ran't obialn "f Ik from tliltf
il'i," in r riMcl Rood rraulta
from i i-rly roott'd. rarolt-anly
trin mid rwk'oaaly handlnd tre.
Vlallora totur parkltil houao llinea
Hiiy d.tt a r a at on k IkiI u! tht vnl
iiin tf ord"r balnu pit kd and
aliltpid. und tin u n Hi rm rain and
Inaiw-t'Hi n el tint euay ordnr
that K""a out and Mile era mill
lhtr aro Ih'Iwiwmi twriity flvp and
thirty thi uaalid ordrra.
,Mr "bulk" tlooait't make for ro
liulilllly. hut tun and l Um-a
Hrmlt a iii-riiKini'iit oru.inlfutloii
with trained rmployiHi at evary
titul apt I -and tliat'a what a a
havn. t)ur th'partmmita from top
to hot tr in rnrry ciiiploym-a ttho
have lii-en with un from five to flf
t" n you re.
No pi-MCli bon-ra, no Iiuk or M-tt,
no fuiiKua itU'aH-a, no rull atork
grown or tli'llvt-rod by lie. If we
iiiti't aril )ou Kin d trie at a price
Itiul -iih1i1i'n U:i In Klvit you iUftl
ii y ami rrvi, wn'ii not hook your
order in r m-impi ytmr niim4.v.
And your iiium-) U an ki,!"I aa yi ur
ni'ltthlMM-: dm! prlie to all allko.
No dovliitlon.
Washington Nursery Co.
Toppcnish, Wash.
oitr tin- iih'ii aliico lli;l,
H. H. SPERLINC5, Saleumftn.
Mitlfiuil, llrt'itoii. Hot ll'JO.
vnemy
Oregon
Club
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