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'.By Arthur Perry.
"FREE AS AIR" NO MORE.
1 -i-irajWjjrsj,""
MinRAXTIC CHAOS" is not tho sort of phrase to be expected from
JF that calm and competent philosopher, Mr. Hoover.
Doubtless, however, it is no more thau sufficient as forecasting
the condition of the terrene atmosphere should the, miraculously flex-eloping
science of radio-telephony be thrown open to all ivud sundry.
Where, a year ago, there were only 30,000 wireless telephone re
ceivers operating jn the I'nitd States, that number has been lmilti
plied by twelve. If an unlimited number of voices undertake to hail
each other across the uncharted paees, the circumambient ether will
resemble a New York, subway at the peak of the rush hour, 1 fence
Mr. Hoover proposes that "broadcasting" bo confined to matters of
determinate public interest, educational, entertainment and news;
and for onee nil experts agree. Control of the "vast innane"!
So passes another of the standard similes, "Free as the air." The
present generation may still use the atmosphere to breathe, and even
to shout and look through. Who shall say that the next will be per
mitted to project oral waves of communication without a special li
cense of the government, or gaze nt the pitying stars except upon
payment of an ethereal fee? Icslic's AVeekly.
Quill Points
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
Hnsiness is doubtless sound, as the experts say, but the sound is
little mournful. '
Among other things, Hollywood will have to answer for n great
number of atrocious puns.
The farmer could always hold the balance of power if he had
the money to hold his crops.
1. What nie the na'cptvit prtiuuii
uliitlim of the Went fln-lk'.'
5, Wlieiv t th first iltvtdlim Of
the ui'tii.v now ,
3. What Is mount by eomnunvliil
pi'iusriiphy?
4. W'luit fity in tht I'liiled Slates
hast the most imvcd hIi'vcIn?
6, H liny hitve thunder nnil
liRhtniiiK III l.os AnNeltvt?
ti. I law many flint elan poMof
flees nro thcrt in tlm I'nitcil Minton?
". Iluw ninny aecund rlm ot
of (leva lire there?
S. How Miiii h of n J 10 Mil liniHt
bo urcseiited, if it is iluuuiRrd,
new bin or full vniuc?
. How nuirh of the Mil imiftt ho
preserved in order to iset half vulue.
10. Una thei-t" been tut elephant in
thin country Kiin-o Juiulxi that w:i.i iim
blic us J umbo?
Answers l Ycettwiluy' QueMhuLs:
1. What city In the iaillal of lira
ill? An. Kin tie Jamil i.
S. When should u watch be
wound? Ans. In the- luoriilnit bo
eatise n taut liinlnipiini; xlnndM the
u:iy a jai i ini; l'ttet xli:in n loose one.
3. How many cubic mile tuo
there in the Blolio? Aiis. 2110,000,-
000.
4. What is it bonspiil? Ana. A
tourney between curllui; team.
5. How many Chinese tind Japan
ese are ineludetl In the iupiiiituii
of the I'nited States? Ann. 1,71.61!!.
G. Where is the volcanic mountain
Popocatepetl? Ans. Near Mexico
City.
BISHOP PREDICTS
REVOLUTION
HI EAST INDIA
Yoliva's beliefs may be scorned by a callous world, but' they are
1 1 great benefit to paragraphers.
; The Oregon City high school has
won the wrestling championship for
high schools in Oregon, and it ought
to b.a great help in the battle tor
pancakes.
"STUDENTS IN' ARMS AGAINST
JAZZ" (Hdllne Lit. Digest). The cor
rect position.
Citizens continue to wander aim
lessly over to the .county seat, and
have money for taxes extracted pain
fully. The foothills to the west rever
berate with agoniced squeals Intermin
gled with deep bass groans, and the
sturdy oaks in the yard have been
loosened around the main roots by the
downtrodden peasants butting them
with their heads in their righteous
wrath. ,
These are the days when candidates
for office get religious, and talk about
having the church vote corralled. This
is the oldest trick known to politic
ians: to yell Amen! reverently at the
wrong .time, and ask the' little chll
dren.iwhen their parents am present,
if th remember the Sunday school
lessoa. Strange to say, some are fooled
every two years, by this deceit.
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ftUEL AND UN-AMERICAN
(Gazelle, CaU News)
' Amos Whittaker met with a
peculiar accident Tuesday, while
plowing A mule he was driving
kicked him near the lower end of
' tho'old waterspout.
The: Irish are fighting as vigorously
as ifjt amounted to something, and
they jjossessed knowledge as to what
It was all about
Democratic papers throughout the
land 'are making themselves believe
that the people will go crazy and
democratic this fall.
'Rata in falling again over the valley.
This makes the mean rainfall .03 in,
meaner than It was in 1919.
It is rather unfair to expect connubial bliss in Ireland until they
decide which is the better half.
Ye judge by his willingness to be stung that the accent of the
Russian muzhik is placed on the "hik."
Only those people who work their chins overmuch rest them in
their hands when having photographs made.
German currency couldn't be more worthless if it bore a promise
to respect the neutrality of something.
It will be a sad day for America, however, when the farmer turns
her attention from pork to the pork barrel.
You mustn't believe all that is written about the wicked movies,
So many writers have had scenarios rejected.
The reason a raving beauty is universally popular is because she
does all her raving in the privacy of her home.
Having devoted several years to digging itself in, the world can
now devote a few centuries to digging itself out.
Sports and Spoils
Editorial Salem Capital Journal
TYKONK. Pa. There will he no
Kcncrul revolution In India. Utomsli
KIKtnttllo trouble tuny continue, tieconb
IliK lo an opinion cxpressi'it by IUhIiop
L I ......... I.. II..
i-.. 1.1'biit ruiiitu, iitiHsionui y to in'ini
to act. frop,, (u Motho.llHt Knlscoiml eliuirli.
In nn address here tonle.lit before ilic
central IVtuisylviinlii nnnuul cntiCcr
cneo of thut ilcnotiilnutlnn. Iilnlmp
Smith also voiced "roiil mltiilrntloii tor
the sincerity" of Mutuitmu illiandl, In
dian nationalist imitator, "u a man,
oven thoiiKli I ciinnot iippi-mc of IiIh
actions and methods."
"I believe i lint liullii will itccept the
reforms offered by Kimlutwl." sit I.I I ho
Hpeiiker, "and will nrnko tremendously
rapid progress toward real self-Kovorn
iiicnt. Political unity In India today In
only possible under the Hrltlsh flac
Over TOO native states, over 13il Inn
fctMCeK, nil Infinite variety of caste
distinctions nntt all kinds t rellr.imis
views cannot ho hroimlit Into Ininnoiiy
iiiuler any Indran mil hot it y at present
If unnreliy Is to be avol.lcil KiikIisIi
control must bo continued until n
.What nation controls llio Cape isnatcr ineiiNuit of fusion of Indian
nationalities lias Im cii iiccurcd."
"I biiso my Judgment flrwt upon th"
wny I have been I rented. I have expor
ietiecd no opposition of n ills-viii'tcons
sort. Thefts by vl.ileiieo are nmre
common In America t tin it in India."
erde Islands? Ans. I'orltiKul.
S. When Is Hunker Hilt d;iy? Ann.
June IT.
9. How did President Wuslilnir
ton submit his inctwaKis to coiiKress?
Ann They were till spoken.
10. What are the five l.irKcst
cities In the world ?i Ans. tendon is
still the biriiest. New York Is nest.
Then follows Paris. I'IiIcuko and
Toklo.
A Word to the
Wise, Sufficient
Heed the Danger Signals!
If we are not "fit us a fiddle' In the morning; If we
don't fool better than when we wont to bed; If our
breath is offensive ami we have that bud taste In the
mouth, Nature has sot tho danger signals for us and
wo cannot n-f ford to neglect tho warning1 that sh?
Gives.
Probably eighty per cent of all dissascs originate
in the digestive organs, so it is evident that ifwe have
stomach troublo, however Blight, wo are foolish Indeed
if we do not take prompt steps to correct It.
Stomach troublo in almost always followod by a com
plication of dli'.oiLses. One of tho first being an over
worked liver, with all the symptoms of bilioiunoas,
followed in turn by headaches, coated tongue, dixiy
rpolls, pain in tho back, palpitation of the heart and
other distressing symptoms.
Sooner or later the kidneys will become Involved
and that is just why these danger signals should be
heeded in time, A wise man puts out the lire before
thcro is too much destruction. hTo same theory should
apply to stomach trouble,
The American peoplo have learned that
Tanlac probably provides the surest, saf
est and quickest remedy for all such
troubles, and millions upon millions have
taken it with tho most astonishing and
gratifying results.
That h the reason for, the phenomenal
success of Tanlac and that is why it is pro
claimed the world's Greatest Tonic.
Tanlac and Tanlac Vegetable Pills are sold by the
West j3ido Pharmacy, and by leading druggists every
where. Adv.
Franco ta bellyaching again, and
tells 4he world that "America will not
crosses her own throBhold" with her
armband her navy. In the plaint is
hidden the news that the L of N does
not tindrstand this. France never
has reoovered from the shock of learn
ing that America was not going to
punish all her (France's) enemies. It
was wo years ago that America quit
fighting Kurope's battles. Under the
present reign of horsesense, she is
showing signs of being about ready to
quit feeding Europe. It no longer
"breaks the heart of the world," it a
bullcon oration is not accompanied by
20 million dollars worth of grub.
YOU NEVER HEARD OF HIM
, ; . (Prineville News)
Rev. Harden held the congrega
tion, spellbound, while Satan trem-
bled." His inspired voice . was
heard in Paradise, and the sermon
- that poured from his lips was the .
peer of any message ever delivered
by DeWItt Talmadge, and better
than any ever delivered by Henry
Ward Beecher. Many New York
. 1 churches have asked him to honor
. their pulpits, but he is In love
with the west.
Threats that they would have to go
to work, have been received by a no.
of people, and they are prepared to
die before they do it.
, The department of justice in a re
port admits a decrease in bootleggers
but notes an increase In drug ped-dlersi
There was organized at Portland
this week the Oregon Sportsmens' as
sociation by delegates from local and
county game, bait, spoon, hot-dog and
salmon-egg clubs created for the pur
pose. Some of the organizers, like
some of the present game commis
sioners, wouldn't know a pheasant
from a crow or a trout from a carp,
but this does not keep them from be
ing sports some short and some
good.
The president of the newly organ
ized . association is a politician, who
never hunts except for votes, or fishes
except for suckers, yet his enthusiasm
in behalf of nimroiU and anglers is
only limited 6y the number of their
ballots. For many years the dome of
the capitol has echoed and reverberat
ed to his impassioned pleas for the
doctrine of the divine right of sports
men, as he forced all legislation of the
commonwealth to pay tribute to the
sacred fish of Rogue river.
Though the state game warden in
spired the organization, and the state
game commission aided and abetted
it, and the local game wardens earned
their salaries by rounding-up sports
instead of poachers, there is of course
no suspicion that the new organiza
tion is a political machine to perpetu
ate the present game administration
or advance the political fortunes of its
organizers. Not at all. That is prob
ably farthest from the intent of the
hunters that do not hunt and the fish
ers that do not fish, yet find sports
manship profitable. Tho sole object
of course is to protect wild life In a
wicked world.
The individual who does not claim
to be a sportsman but likes to com
mune with nature and .fish or hunt,
not for the pot. but for health, relaxa
tion and pleasure, has good cause to
view with dismay tho new sportsmen's
organization. Like all other tax-eaters.
trie game commission wants more
money and the only way to raise the
money is to soak the hunters and fish
ers by raising the price of licenses,
Mrs. Welsenhclnier. (looking out of
the window) "What on earth? Am
1 havtjiK a surprise party? Hero
comes Mrs. Jones and Mrs. Smith,
and Mrs. Iiobinstm and Mrs. Johnson
Well, well, come In. romo rlnht in.
I om so glad to see you."
Mrs. Johnson "We've lcen com
paring noles itud have decided that
we will find out what thin Is that
you are always boIiik to tell ua to
morrow. Where cn 1 send my
slightly worn shoes?"
Mrs. Jones "Where ran I learn to
sew?"
Mrs. Smith "Where can I buy
good material to niuke over?"
Mrs. Robinson "Where. enn I
send thoso good1 tilings from my
nttie?" ' . -
Mrs. Wcisr-nhcjmcr "Why, bless
your hearts, I can t,ll yuu exactly the
place It's the Hid Cross Thrift
Shop." t
Mrs. J. "Where??
Mrs. W. "Why. righFhere In Med
ford in the Kparta- Duilding."
Mrs. S. "When?, Are they open
now?" , .4..
Mrs. , -W. "They wir have their
opening on Monday afternoon. March
2;th."
Mrs. J. "But wouldn't you be afraid
to get things there when you don't
know where they came from?"
Mr. W". "Not nt nil, for they nro
all fumiuntr-d, und nil the clothing
laundered."
Mrs. H. "Hut I thought the lied
Closs gave clothing-away Instead of
selling It?"
Mrs. W. "Well, you sec thcro are
so many people In town who do not
want things given to them, and yet
who can not pay full price for new
things. This will help them. Then
the lied Cronu will turn over what it
receives irom them Into a fund to
nf n n flu a n n .. v ..... i ..... i . . . .
i"""' iu " noM.iiai.uu , help themselves. The verv nocriv win
the new organization is to pave the
way for higher licenses to provide bet
ter picking for Kliticians.
I'nder the new dispensation of a
year ago, brought about by the old
Sportsmen's league, the cost of II-
li cared for Just as they alwayH are.
Airs. j. "is clothing all that they
sell?"
Mrs. W. "No, they plan to handle
an sorts of things. Toys, books, fur
niture, everything that Is donated
them. Their motto Is 'W., ffikn it n v.
censes has been raised 100 percent, thing.'" .
trom i.i)U to i.j ana another raise by Mrs. 8. "Well, lat'n all attend that
another league will make them $5 a opening. Then w cun seo for our
rich man's luxury in hard times. The
worst of it is, that the size of the bag
decreases as the cost of the license
increases. Ily the time licenses get to
S10 there won't be any hunting or fish
ing left. Tint we will still have, our
wardens and our '"sports" and last
but not least, our politicians, posing as
sports for bikiIIs.
selves Just what they nro doing."
All together "Ves, let'M do."
With Meili'm d trade Is Medford made
VANCOUVER, B. C, Mar. 22. A
writ thargtng that General Gregorleff
Semenoff, Siberian anti-bolBbevist
leader, now In Vancouver, wrongfully
deprived the firm of C. B. Richard and
eoinpiiny, 29 Broadway, New York, of
furs.:vsklng and hides in transit thru
Siberia and consigned to the company,
was1 Issued against General Semenoff
in the) British Columbia supreme court
hWrModay.- The writ claims 1150,000
RipplingRhi)mos
m w rx? wttr- mm r
THE BROOK.
I AM the brook to which the bards a thousand odes have chant
ed, and I am loaded to the guards with health, it must bo
granted; I slip along by church and school, you hear my merry
laughter; and gents who drink my waters cool will have no morn
ing after. I come from clear and crystal springs where Nature
did her brewing; a beverage for queens and kings, my course I
am pursuing; yet some refuse my waters chaste, my healthful
billows scorning, and they're the ones who have a taste unholy
in the morning. I chatter, chatter as I flow lo join the brimming
river; I do not make men's noses glow, or set their nerves
a-quivcr. I do not gather deadly drugs while winding through
the valleys; I am not sold in gallon jugs in dark and dirty alleys.
I journey through the pleasant vale, through meadows clover
scented; I haven't sent a man to jail since I was first invented.
Through bosky dells my waters purr, in shade that makes them
chilly; and yet some delegates prefer a drink that knocks them
silly. I chatter, chatter, as I flow, a brooklet blithe and frisky,
and yet misguided sports will go' nnd buy assassin whiskey. '
CORE THROAT
Gargle with warm salt wares
""then bddIv over thmaf
Ow 1 7 Million Jan Und Ytarly
ANNOUNCEMENTS
8TATE REPRESENTATIVE
I hereby announce my candidacy for
the republican nomination for repre
sentative in the state legislature at the
May primary.
JOHN. 11. CAUICIN,
COUNTY COMMISSIONER
Tbos. H. Simpson, of Ashlnnd
authorizes bis announcement an a Can
dldate for the nomination for the office
of County Commissioner of Jackson
County, subject to the decision of the
Republican voters of said county at
the Primary Election. May 19th, 1922
Adv,
I am a candidate for this nomination
for County Commissioner of Jackson
t county, on the Republican ticket, sub
ject to the decision of the voters at
the primary to be held May 19th, 1922,
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