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!M"EDFO"RD MAIL" TRTBUSTK, tEDFORI, CREOON, AVKDNKSDAV, FEBTUTAHY T. 1922
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A MEMORABLE DAY.
H
i Ye Smudge Pot
f By Arthur Perry.
WtuuThas "become of the chemists
who endeavored to make gasoline and
moonshine mix at the steering wheel
of an automobile? . '
',. Messrs. Tumulty, Cox and Bryan are
ftolog to hold a conference on the
future of the Democratic party. The
only thing this noble trio has in com
mon is the ancient custom ot wearing
panU.
UGIIES wins. The accent nne of the naval limitation treaty to
day is a signal triumph for the American Secretary of State, for
his country and for n war weary worUl.
For the first time in 2000 years, the lending world powers have
translated peace talk into peace action, have abandoned platitudes for
practical achievement, have actually set out upon the business of
beating spears into pruning hooks.
Warships worth millions of dollars arc to be scrapped. At least
ten billions of dollars in the next ten years will be saved. And the
original Hughes proposals form the basis of the new agreement.
The submarine as an offensive weapon has been outlawed, poison
gas has been placed under the ban, and the insoluablo Shantung prob
lem, if not permanently solved, has rft least been placed upou the road
to solution. ,
It was no easy task. Only those ou the inside realize what a strug
gle it was. Japan, of course, was the main obstruction. And it can
be definitely stated that while Japan was willing to agree to a naval
limitation, and her opposition was for trading purposes only, she had
no intention of making the concessions she has made to China.
The most skillful manipulation combiued with an honest and cour
ageous statesmanship, alone rendered the successful outcome possible.
And here is an interesting feature. Japan, tho in a sense defeat
ed, is not disgruntled. For her one great fear, the far of a pious
Uncle Sam with a prayer book in one hand and a sword in the otlior,
has been removed.
Japan knows today that the United States has no hostility toward
her as long as she behaves herself. The naval limitation agreement
is virtually admission on the part of this country that no offensive
war against Japan is contemplated. For under the present arrange
ment no offensive war could successfully be waged.,
So the ideal and rarely attained goal has been reached, where both
parties to a bargain are satisfied. February 1, 1922, is therefore a
memorable date in the history of the world. It truly marks the dawn
of a new and better era in international and human relationships.
P.-T
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T--"' arS'iN.Mi, Aim- 0vfev
riain fotd is healthier than it is popular.
: .The severest test of friendship is a long
Visit.
lMng pals after marriago is the only solution for
divorce. '
Just as big battles are fought with words as with
guns.
Too much law is worse for everybody than too
little.
Hez Heck Say a:
"The chief purpose o' conven
tions is to leave your wife at home
when you, go.'.' .
i6
There will be no fight between
Mlatah Harry Wills, black, and Mr.
Jack Dempsey, white. The public will
not stand for it. Neither will Mr.
Dempsey's manager, who fears he will
be knocked loose from his bam and
eggs.
"LET TS SAVE TOUR FORD-
(A(f Marshfield Sun). Evangelistic
work among the Lizzies.
The "Life Long Republican" who
wrote letters to the Portland Journal,
stating he was going to vote for Wil
son, because Hughes would get him
Into war, is now penning epistles cuss
ing Senator T. Newberry.
' J i mi Urn. jf -,-.-
THEY'RE OFF! THEY'RE OFFl
(Oregon City Enterprise)
Major Charman is out agin after
his long Illness.
8 " ' '
" Tfce weekly gymnastic exercises for
the Jawbone were held today at high
noon.
'5 .
Hex
comes
Quill Points
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
No, Arethusa, it is not II. G. Wells' "Outlyin' History.
"George Ilarvey in Cannes." Xo, thanks, well take salmon.
Advice for motorists: "If they oil not neither do they spin.'
"1921 Will Retard Fighters" would have been more nearly correct
.That sculptor who says American girls are knock-kneed carries
his marble with him. ,
When a man is undone he's done usually. The Euglish language
is a wonderful invention.
Heck, the rural philosopher
over from the Ssd and Salt
dept. to tell the public: The ground
hawg will come out of his hole tomor
rer. but ef he sees that bowlegged lady
in a short skirt, he will scoot right
back In agin, dswggone his hide.
Milady's kniekerbockers will differ from Migentleman's, anyhow
......... . - - i , ..........
shell keep hers pressed. i '
As far as linotypers are concerned, if Popocatapetl never does
erupt again that will be soon enough.
Ours is no infant republic, but weaning it from the bottle is never
theless a tedious and costly process. . . '
1 What is the best wood to use In
makin a log cabin?
2 What does "Klwanis" mean?
3 What can be put In paste to keep
mice from knavring thu asbestos cover
ing on furnace pipes?
4 Who was the flnit Knglishman to
go around tho world?
5 Are raw oysters easier digested
than cooked oysters?
6 What is the diameter of the smal
lest drop of rain?
7 How wideIs the river Jorden?
8 How many ,men signed the
Declaration of Independence?
9 What is the longest natural
bridge in the world?
10 Are government railways in
Alaska operated the year around?
Answers to Yesterday's Questions
1 How many Jyncbings were pre
vented by officers last year? Ans.
Seventy-two. ' '.,
2 How many American , Legion
posts are there? Ans. More than
10,000.
3 To what soldiers in the World
war was the term Aniac applied? Ans.
To British colonial troops.
4 How many hospitals in this coun
try?
News Summary
or Last Night
WASHINGTON BolUlers1 bonus
amendment to alllvd debt hill laid on
tnbl by srnnte.
CHICAGO Mrwsnirrs sent to all
unions arrillnti-d with Amalgamated
Meat Cuttrrs nnd Hutrher Workfticn
rrcommendliiK strike be called off lm-mediately.
HOME Cabinet blamed bemuse
Italy was not admitted to four-power
I'aclflc pact of arms conference.
SAN FRANCISCO Grand Jury In'
ventilation of rertnJn phases of Ar
burklo caso Indicated. Taklnrt of
testimony closes.
Sport Flashes
PHILADELPHIA Mickey Walker.
Newark, outpoints MoMlor Hurt field
In eight rounds.
NEW YORK Proposed Dompsey
Drennnn match will not bo tolerated
in New York, William Muldoon,
chairman of state athletic commls-
Ans. The 1921 Medical Directory slon. tells Rlrkard.
Following limitation of election expenditures by legislative enact
ment, candidates will likely be of two sorts: Those who obey the
law, and those who get elected.
The score or so of Illinois and Notre
Dame football stars, who performed
the unusual trick of grabbing off some
easy money, "besmirched the honor of
their alms, maters." (Raw! Raw!
Men Can't Be Sober
In Drv Florida City 0ne councmai refused to
Mil ury i '""r,ing that he "didn't know
JACKSONVILLE, Fl a. Prohibition
has renlered obsolete the word
seriously but upon insistance the term
was eliminated by a vote of 12 to7.
vote, stat
whether a
man could be Irunk or sober under
the new order of things."
Raw!!), and, will be an object lessen , "sober," according to the city council
to tnose who corns after them, not to
get caught at it
The New Jersey young man who
skinned out with the banker's wife, his
auto, his daughter, his hired girl, and
his bankroll, will come back after the
bank Friday. ' ,
A 2nd loot in his well shined puttees
was caught Wed. eating the fodder of
the "enlisted personnel" beans.
IIN AGENT
The Talley was visited again last
eve by a fall of fresh snow. This is
about the last time the snow will get
fresh this year. The early robin in
Dock Pickel's yard, was unable to sing
thi am. owing to a worm in his throat.
i' THE CHICKEN
"The years roll on with the socks
rouea down," ,
And my skirts are higher as you can I
. . see, j
And I'll lead my calves about the town, I
For things are not what they used
. to be. .
I'll puff my pill when I dogone please,
I'll be blase but not passee;
I'll pluck my brows and rouge my
, knoes . , . .
y J!ho!,1.1 worrJ' wnat fossils say.
111 bare my breast where the winds
may Whs, ; . ' .
But a Choker of skunk on my neck
I'll wear; . ? :
An Inch or so from my skirt you'll
miss .'v-.-
I'll defy old Time with my henna
r. aair. '
I'll dance the jazziest Jag they spring
I'll shine with the light of the moon-
shine still;
"Try anything once" is the song I
sing
I should worry who pays the bill.
We modern women, wen paint the
town;
We're through with babes and the
, kitchen sink; .
Our peek-a-boo socks we'll roll 'em
down
And we should worry what the
, world may think.
. , , ; MISS A. FOSSIL.
here, and the term has been relegated
to the scrap heap officially by that
august body. The council recently in
considering an automobile ordinance
which provided that certain persons
must be "siber and of good moral
cnaracter, was surprisea wnen cno, WASHINGTON, Feb. 1. Appolnt-
member objected strenuously to me ment ot uiwi Georgia Hop'.ey of
inclusion of "sober." Eacyrus, Ohio, as the first woman
"It is a reflection on the government general prohibition agent to be at-
and the constitution" the member said, tached to the mobile enforcement
"It recognizes a violation of the law, forces of the headquarters unit, was
and since we have prohibition it has announced today ,by Commissioner
become obsolete." "nes' Mto" Hopley " a, former
.... , ' Ohio newspaper woman and was ac-
The objection at first was not taken tlVB ln the Harding campaign in Ohio.
lists 8236. ' ' "
How much money is spent for HAN ANTONIO 8lxty-U golfers
cigarettes ln this conntry each year? ready for Texas open championship
Ans. The estimated amount is S00,--contests February 2, 3. 4.
000,000.
6 When does the skull of a human ! REAL MONT Franklo Montell,
being cease growing? Ans. After the - oun
. New Orleans, In second round.
twentieth year. i
7- What Is the next year that will XEW TORK - New Americas
begin and end on Saturday? Ans. 1927. Tfe0Ti of m , cUm a amllleur
8 W hat are the ten largest cities hi i,, iln) billiards mads by Edgar
United States? Ans. New York City, Appley. New York.
Chicago, Philadelphia, Detroit, Cleve
land, St. Louis, Boston, Baltimore,
Pittsburg and Lcs Angeles.
9 What state was the first to take
legislative action on the adoption of a
state flower? Ans. Oklahoma. ,
10 What is required of a voter ln
Liberia? Ans. He must be of Negro
blood and own property.
RippHngRhumos
f y t i a. ni w .sou
mm mi t i .
Vett Mason
TAX MONEY.
I'VE WRITTEN miles of deathless song, to earn the coin in
yonder sacks, and I must hand it ere long to pay my yearly
income tax. I greatly wonder where they'll go, when Uncle Sam
collects those bucks; I greatly fear that he will throw my hard
earned rubles to the ducks. If Uncle Sam could only aee the poet
in his garret bare, composing epics wild and free, that he may
have a bill of fare ! I buy my harps from Henry Ford in quanti
ties, to get them cheap; yet when I've paid for bed and board tho
roll that's left would make you weep. I walk the floor by night
and day, to find new rhymes for rhymeless words, and Uncle Sam
will take my pay, and then he'll throw it at the birds. He'll buy
himself a sword and gun, and build himself a aubmariLi, well
knowing how I need the mon to pay John V. for gasoline. Hell
hand out money left and right to pay for past and future wars;
I have to pay for every fight, yet war's a thing my soul abhors.
He'll run his government in grooves that makes nne voters stand
aghast; he never alters or improves the cumbrous methods of the
past. Nine men will do what one might do, red tape will govern
every step, and high priced statesmen still will.chewtheir rags of
cotton and of rep. I earn my dough in bitter toil, I twang my
lyre the livelong day,' and coin I need forgasand oil must go to
Sam to throw away.
Make Nevada Caves
A National 'Monument
WASHINGTON. Feb. 1. President
Harding by proclamation has' estab
lished the Lehman cave national monu
ment ln Nevada, tho .eleventh national
monument located within a national
forest. The caves Included in the S33
acres lie six miles west of . Baker,
Nevada, and are within the Nevada
national forest.
CtjCj St Invalids
Sure Relief
FOR INDIGESTION
NO COOKINQ
Tbs "Food-Drink for All Aces.
Quick Lunch BtHome,OfTice,oDt
Fountains. A$k for HORUCICS,
Avoid Imitations L Substitute
Day or Night
WEEKS-CONGER CO
Funeral Director
i.
6 Bellans
y Hot water
ELL-ANS
25 and 75 Packages Everywhere
Cherro Hard Wheat
Flour
Guaranteed
At Your Grovers
INCOME TAX
OUR MANY CLIENTS are earnestly
solicited to not delay in the closing
of their accounts and ln
HAVING FEDERAL RETURNS PRE
PARED. Tho rush of the final
days of the period should be
avoided and to
GET RETURNS IN ON TIME we ask
you to see us now,
WILSON AUDITING CO.
Liberty Uuildlnjf, ' Modford
With our assortment
of domestic and import
ed Woolens, the making
a choice is merely a
matter of personal
fancy.
That done, you may leave the
making of your Suit- fer'ftvercoat
to us, with the assurance of a sat
isfactory garment in every re
spect. :. ' . ,
We pride ourselves on the
thoroughness with , which we
hand-Tailor our garments to the
individual requirements of our
customers. With prices in
range that includes the one you
want to buy.
GUS
The Tailor
' ..... 410 Modford Bldg.
Ridiculous Sale
Saturday at Ridiculous Prices
Something Unusual . ;
See Our Windows
Heath's Drug' Store
The San-Tox Shop
109 East Main Street
GET IT AT
Phone 122 R ,
DEVOE'S WMaln
0. A. Do Voe, Prop.
Groceries and Confectionery
'ICS CREAM. CANDIES, SOFT DRINKS,
j0 H ; CIGARS, TOBACCOS, MAGAZINES,
( , t SCHOOL SUPPLIES AND STATIONERY,
, ! , jNUTS, FRUITS, SHELLED WALNUTS,
Hll'i MILkVCREAM, BUTTER AND BUTTERMILK,
t BAKERY GOODS, HOT COFFEE AND LUNCIIES,
TRU BLU CRACKERS AND COOKIES
We Sell Anita Stewart Coffee
YOU CAN GET IT AT DE VOE'S
Open Evenings and Sunday
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The Oldest Man
inthe World
Jan pan ol skull. lvo m1r teeth st-.d tliih ton
Pisrtd ti'tfeihrr tkry rotde-wbai f One o h ni'l pr-
plriihi ftiyticrir ju thfl itutly of bu'nln huMory
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JivtJ 5'W.OuO jrt ico?
SothUiH Iwhrvs that iltfy wsie; they call hira
i h "Pawn Stan," slid out of tli ircuiii embeddfd
in llic rwkt lliry have rrcuntlrurtrj lh tondJ-
lillUS ef hit lllc. How ll killril hi (ntui n.l
turt the taw flesh Imin the hui; how bt mar
tied and luuuht ami dirdl How Imlr by lint ha
elard and rlubbcil bia ay up to mantiy over
the beaiia. It ii faKinaiiiig, giipping limy, but
it it only one ef iiuujnj ignc thai atit your
nioou ui inn grratett tioutt ot mioetn timca. .
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Dentistry a Life and
Death Problem
Thn condition of your trth msy mnM long Ufe or an rrly
grave. -
Modorn (ion list ry holds Ui hlghrt rank In prowoUUve
mfMllcinn.
Tim of inet ot m ffood donllat tnast ba to pravNit trouble and itop
mouth dJjMia,
Safer to Prevent Disease '
It baa )Mfn prviti that It In bHteir and a groat deal rlirMir to
adopt mo axon's for tiro prcvmtlon than It Is to flKlit fire and aus
tain lossoa on tliat account.
It Is ssfer and better also to adopt ropasnrra for ths prfrrmtloa
of mouth dlsansew,
' Dentistry Insurance Against Disease
Disease) lurks where bad troth are found, and clranllneaa should
. be taught In the homoa and In the schools, and ln all Industrial In
Ututlona. Kvery moasuro should he taken attalnst mouth Infection.
Examination Free
. , V..-'
FOR DENTAL DECAY
SEE JQHNSON TODAY
PAINLESS DENTISTS
Dr. O. .J. Johnson, Dentist
228 East Main St., over M, M. Dept. Store
Phone 669
SPRAYING
THEKS KHKimnKRY '
Largo or small Orchard Job.
t Modern, Equipment. ;
rbone JjPO for Coalraot Rotei.
FISHING RODS
Itowrnpped, , Hpmlrod and Itovar
iiislied. Vllca Uml to pattern or
. ' : v.' order,
. E. V. OOVLD
917 S. N'pwtown St, '" Mdlqr4