Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, December 28, 1921, Image 4

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Newspaper Page Textpage rouns i"j"L'i'- ai,.Liiu!j.iB..uu.ii-j-.m.t.i.'' i i.Wi rW MEDFORD MAITi TRTBtJNE, MEDFORD ,ORFCI(W, VEDXERDAT, DECEMBER 2S, 1021' " n-r-trw WmPFORD MAIL TRIBUNE AN INKKPENDKNT NEWKPAPKr. 'HLIHHKI) KVKK1 AKTKliN' "'' :X. F.M BVNUAY RY THK MJi)FOKJL I'RINTlNa CO. Vl Madford flundsy fiun U furotrhe MM-rtir 1lr1n n flsy flH paper piffle- luntl Trlbuni. tiuiimiig -' " ortn Kir street. Phonn It A consolidation of th lmoeinti ftmos. the Mndford Mall. th Medfnr.i Crlbuns, Ths Houtnrn Orcnonlsn. Th skiland Tribune RORFRT W. RFrTT Editor. eUMl'TEH 8. SMITH. Manager MARVELLOUS ! Japan seems to have won all filonff tli lino at tho pence confer-' encti uml t hitvo outBcne cited tho I'uitcd Slates In n.mmiiIiik just What was desired. lnsteu.1 C nit Ando-Jariuniipo nlUnnco, there In now a four-power sllUinco to protect nnd work with Japan hi rxploltinK tho Inland of the 1'aolflc and Chins. Salmi Capital-Journal. nfl TIIK VX1TKD STATES ami ttreat Uritain are to join with O Japan in exploiting tho island of tho l'aeifio and China! This will be interesting hows to Messers Kalfour, Hughes uml Kuto. Groat Hritain is poinjj to assist Japan in tho peaceful Venetrutioti of Australia nnd Now Zealand, tho United States is goiui; to abandon sTUBBGaHFTHMa' TSMi nnen tlnnr in Pinna, nnd boost .T:m:imi ilotninat inn. Yim is tn ln ! t MAIL In Advance: .1 . 1 ti y with Hunoay fun, year... '' jo osoit to Anionoan communications, ami t 10 banner of Nippon. niiv with HuiutMv Kim. month i T , 1 ' rli without Sunday Sun, year . 6f "i arlthnul Sundav Sun. montP . Weekly Mall 'frtbune, one vear .J" Junday Hun, one yar J.' CARRIER In Medford, Ashland Jacksonville. Central Point Pnoenli Talent: . Dally. lth Runday Bun, month .t Dally, without, Sunday Sun. month l Dally, without Sunday Bun, year... T.S Dally, with Sunday Sun, one year l.t All term by carrier, caah In advance Official paper of th City of Medforo Official paper of Jackron County Entered at um nmei matter atedford. Oregon, under the act of March a. U7 MEMBERS OF THW ASSOCIATED PRESS. Ths Asosclated ITeaa la exclusively entitled to the uae for republication of all oewa diapatchra credited to it. or net atharwlss credited In this paper, and aleo the local newa publiklied herein. All rtshta of republcatlon of aseelal llssstohes herein are siao reaarveu. thanks to the white raoo, is to wave from tho Philippines to the J'ohring straits. . . All of this Wcaust' Groat Britain, tho I'nitocl Statos, Franoo and Japan sijrn a treaty aprooins to dismiss Uifforonoos as tlioy ariso in tlie Paoifio before fighting over them. Marvellous diplomacy is right. Not only must Japan have se cured a secret treaty, known only to tho Capital Journal, but she must have evolved a scheme by w hich one vote can overcome three, when ever a dismite arises. Wo trust Senators Borah, Koed and Watson will not overlook this discovery when they start in on the last stand of the die-hard brigade. FAT AND FATE. I Ye Smudge Pot " By Arthur Perry. It Is now reported that millions of Europeans desire to come to this country to visit relatives, if the Immi irraUon restriction bars are let down by congress next June. Why not have the relatives go to Europe, and pre vent American citizens (ram being crowded into the Pacific ocean. THEY say, and what a lot of tbinjis "they" do say, Fatty Ar buckle is so short of ready cash lie can't buy gas for his $L't,(HtO car. Probably this is cxapprernted. but the fact remains that the prcat film jester undoubtedly is not worrying this year, about his income tax. All of which suggests tho dictum of Tolstoi, that all of us are merely chips on the torrent of life, being rushed willy nilly, slaves of a volatile and whimsical Fate. Born in a sod house, excellently equipped to shine as tic wihlor of a pick ax, Roscoe, was seized by the torrent of pictorial exploitation r-nd raised in the wink of an eye to a semi-regal eminence. J Then to adopt a scone from "Way Down East," tho-ioo broke up. Some of the chunks dashed through the rocks without a scratch, but the corpulent segment, smashed into a boulder, shunted off to crash on a ledge, and in pathetic little pieces, sank into oblivion beneath the falls. Spurlos Versenkt ! Tolstoi was right. No man, fat or loan, is mas ter of his Fate. Quill Points An ounce of contention calls for a pound of cure. As a rule, the "ex" in expenses stands for extravagance. The French under arms inspire less awe than the French overhead. The proposed world's fair in Port land Is worse than generally suspect ed. A large numbpr'of lilies des Roses citizens have' writtenipo'm3 about it. A BACKSLIDER (Oregon City Enterprise) Party who tooS dvercoat from Methodist church Friday night, please return at once and avoid further trouble. 52q 8th St A move is afoot to have Jack Demp sey fight Harry WHJs. a "cullud gem men," and all who think the valiant shipyard toiler is liable to be discon nected from the championship, are charged with aiding and abetting in the "overthrow of the prestige of the white race." This fs not all. If the black , man wins, Mr. Dempsey's man ager will be knocked loose from his mearacKei - , - Tk .a i e. ..i .1 1 ...1 u. An informal bawl was held at the SVS 'Flae-" Pago last ove, when a hardhearted, . quire with a topknot resembling J. . Schwab adviscs us to jj jt shouldu't difficuit giris out into the snowy night. Some Schwab's income. of th. women had .a good cry. The Play was laid in New England, and up, Another thing the Senate needs is a bumper to safeguard Tom to noon today no one would speak to ,.T , . ,. 1 B ho ntoran Vormnntom TVirlr Pa 7a I lUU IttiUIKS. and Thomas Waterman. W?ig Ashpole became like what his eteaks are pur ported to be. Landis makes it clear that Kuth isn't the onlv one who can soak : 'VWaT- it"wful lot of iime $ vstJ. f , weut'mJS -for- pntrdj io 'steir-fc,,. , rC,,n ftnd- kids seems to b t.h Crii nuMui-h 'tv . v, Jn, business "notkirig cooats1 ' ' ,bift but the Tna ttt iKc "A., v i j - r 1 1 vncna. or xrvinos. men." Utep out of court, if ifiey catt't .compr-omi; or tvrbitr&te. "tkey 4oref. 't. ; cigarettes, it iooks IiKC xft r y habit was -tiviiht itt scKil and made. cotnyiA-yory, "more people yoo "have it in. -for "the more people wi1 thtfr-e be who (nve it 'ia JJ,.-Tor you HEX HECK SAYS: 'i Ji J . 'hj TKe bc5t cd.ee &t Ion. 1 know sSQp 'is.whnt youit in. your- ft NCiSs 1 1 U M i LI im L.I 1 m S ui ! HI aw-- i m . LET US HELP. SOMK liapy jitMijiIo in.hu'kfuin County uu Christmas Savinjs Ai'i-ounts upcucd fur tlii'm at the l-nrst Xntimial. WVll lt l till we i nn to make tlit ir hank lialain't'S nrov in OthiM's mi'ivoil rhiM'ka en this hank. If you haw nothing particular to spentl youi-s on, why not deposit it in a Savings r Cln'i-kin Aerount, whi'rt1 it will draw intoivst ? XS10 First National Bank: MR'jrORD Oreoon IS Western Birrk UJ. Washer Wringer j r.v HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? em. With FELLOW FIREBUGS (Ashland Tidings) We desire to take this means of thanking our many friends and neighbors who helped us during the fire which destroyed our home and furnishings. ' The Seattle police are '"energetically seeking," (as police always do), a lady of 27, for the mureder of a gentleman aged 72, and wealthy; W'hen they catch her, Jf they ever do, her defense will be incompatibility of December and July.. The special session bf the legisla ture was a sublime fizzle. No solon from Jack. Co. had a chance to make a speech on the burning Rogue River fiah question. r - 192X is on the front - porch of the undertakers, and the most popular resolution is: I shall not consort with bootleggers, but will buy my Rough On Rats and carbolic acid direct from the drug store, thus eliminating the mid- uleman. WHY PEOPLE REJOICE THAT CHRISTMAS IS OVER (Albany Democrat) When far and high in the heavens the silver tinkle oi merry , Kris Kringle's sleigh-bells sounded and waiting inhabitants thrilled in answer and in welcome, few there were in Albany whose hearts were not glowing in sign of the spirit of ChriBtmas, and whose homes were not metamorphosed into magic chambers tor the recep tion of the Yuletime .visitor. The health of Charles W. Morse seems to get worse every time he takes something. : In the old days, the home-coming .ships would make port. Now they merely bring it in. You can't fix a ruined reputation, but you can fix the jury, and that seems to work about as well. , Education has done wonders for the world. Back in Bible times there was only one ass able to talk. . The Pacific question appears to have settled down to a choice be tween foreign entanglements and barbed-wire entanglements. Who's Who may serve a useful puipose, but in these troubled times our real need is a comprehensive symposium of What's What. 1. Who was thQ lust surviving aisni'r of tlio Dcrlaratlim of lmlrn'ii- donee? 2. Wl. "t ia tlio population nf Ala bama? 3. How many livoa were loat in the bomb explosion In Wall Mivi l? 4. In what Canadian provime In Montreal? D. When was tho last war brfore tho World War? 5. What holds millions of tona of water up In the clouds? 7. AVhat wore the amallmt allvcr coins Iwtuod by tho U. S. Clovcrn-mi-nt? 8. Who Is pn..ident of Australia? 9. "W ho discovered the circulation of the Mood? 10. How did Stephen Decatur Die? Answers to Yesterday' Quititloria: 1. Who wag the flrxt champion bnxtr? Ans. James FlKK. nn Kiik llhman. Ho held the title from 1713 to 1730. 2. Who owns the mall cars, the ronds or the government? Ana. The rallronds. 3. How many locomotive were aent to Franco during tho world war? Ans. 5S3. 4. How many gallons of mineral water were sold In this country hurt year? Ans. Forty millions. D. How much does tho average American family upend for food? Ans. From 30 to 40 per cent cf thp total Income. 0. How do yon write 5D5 vlnutll lions? Ann. Write uj'o and -add C3 ciphers. 7. How tall murt a person bo to I'e classed as n K'ant? Am. More than hcen feel. S. What are tho namojt of Ihe Ftars that form the IiIk dlpiwr? Ana. Alkuid. Mlzar. Alolh, 1'hetjda, McraK and Imlihe. !'. Can n It Iter 1" withdrawn after II ha heeu placet! In the mull? Ans. l!y iiiakins application to the po h( master and furitlnhinic itntlcfae tmy iilcntlfp alien tho l itter can he wt'hd lawn. 10. What are the seven recognized eittnrs of hordes? Ans. liray. roan iiin. iTuu-n. Iilark. -htvitntit untl hav v: li 1 1 1 11 i ClotlicSVaO t) 'Eh'tlrical liamlt in llw liotmi CHERRO CHIMES We approve ot master's tulilna; I W-iicr flour for lilx liread tnukliur. ilv- to you, an insight, clearer, Makes for you, llfo niorr leai-er. Cherro Flour A Special Hard Wheat Blend $2.25 8 49 lb. Back at your grocer (To be continued.! Thank goodness the people can treat the budget as they did the Versailles treaty. They can be for it without reading it. In each group of 100 people, there are 2 who are interested .in in ternational affairs and 98 who are interested in their neighbors'-affairs. The number , of citizens laboring under the hallucination that the public Is calling for them to run for some thing at the spring primary is on the Increase, and it begins to look like an epidemic oi aspiring for office. Most of those who are being ruthlessly hauled into office will forever after wards be completely dazed and dumb founded by the responsibilities of the honor they did not seek. Egypt baa declared war on Great Britain. This is what the latter gets for allowing them to smoke their own make of cigarettes. ' Springlike wather prevails, and wllf continue until ' the Ashland Tid ings starts comparing it to present Climatic conditions ia Nebraska, WOOD! All kinds of wood at fight prices; dry mill blocks. Ordtt Promptly Filled MEDFORD FUEL CO. Vr. I'tr snd Third Phono 21V VUror and i'uw'wihuii Vltatllti For Health Vita MAT E! ("in h . ' .inhlKt CTI on Hequest. Ak foi c.'IX'li'H the OH irslNAI.. HKWAKK OF IMITATION!" AND WHMTITI,TF.. WKLCIf I)Hl,(l 'O . 14 F.!dy Ht t)ept J. Hon Francisco "tlir 4i nth., ItMfrirttii RipplingRhumQS 2. OH, HAPPY DAY. IT WrILL BE splewlid whfn wars are ended and peace has come to stay, when swords are busted and cannon rusted, and no one yearns to slay. Through all the ages, in futile rages, the sons of men have fought, in war found pleasure, and none can meas ure the evil they have wrought. The soil we tread on was scrap ped and bled on by nuts of bygone days; tho early savage was wont to ravage, and kill off other jays. Arc wc.ho dotty, ho vain and naughty, that we can't quit old tricks? Must we forever at tempt to sever the domes of other hicks? Is all our yearning for higher learning a wish for, some disguise to cloak our longing for armies thronging, and death for countless guys? Oh, donnerwet tcr, pre we no better Oian men who lived .in caves, whose daily labors were killing neighbors, and digging early graves? Let's make it plainer that we are saner than those ancestral boobs, and scrap our cruisers and can the bruiser who kill off harmless rubes. Let's make wheelbarrows and plows and harrows of swords and guns 'find spears, and do our knitting with Peace, a-flitting thiough all our golden years. LWillaliJ attery Service and Repairing WILLARD SALE3 and SERVICE Repairs on All Make3 of Batteries STARTING, LIGHTING AND IGNITION WORK Electric Shop Unexcelled Service Reasonable Charges Valley Garage CLEAN elolhrtiiacki of Ihwn. Frrh romfi in abutulnnce fot the kitittiet and alt the iwret melting hnrni you vvai.t. You don't even have lo give a thought to exorbitant J launJiy bills, of undefendable waJi women, if you- have elecdical hantlj lo wath youi clolbr. Western Electric Washer & Wringer I rl it do yout waihing for you. ' It's at wayi iraJy Xo Nvoik heu you want it, and (ot at long you like. Your waJiinu clone fot a few cent rat h week, and in a fraction of llie lime it look the old, hard way, i the, waih-dy trvolu'.ion it pctloitr.i. Lrt u ptove tlu . to you. Conic in.. Easy Payments Paul's Electric Store Cor. Main and S. Central. Phone 90 Combination Gas Rao 3 1 J1 1 1 50 MLLION PEOPLE IN THE U. S. A. ATE THEIR CHRISTMAS DINNER COOKED TO PERFECTION WITH GAS. WERE YOU ONE OF THEM? IF NOT, WHY NOT? Gas is the cheapest, quickest and best fuel on earth. The above latest combination Gas and Coal Range is a household neces" Oregon Gas & Electric Co. WITH MEDFORD TRADE IS MEDFORD MADE.