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PGE FOUR MEPFORn MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORT). ORF.nO V. MON'OAV. DKOKMUKH Medford Mail Tribune, AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPEk ! rUBUHEL KVKRT AKTEKNOUN j - MFORD PKINTIN'O Co. Vhe Weiford Hund&y Sun la furnir.aed subscriber dMlrlng aeven (lny dally otwapvper. Editorial Correspondence Offtc Ma.ll Tribune Building. 15-27-2 North Fir Jtrewt. Phon 75. A eonsoll da ion of tne Iwjmocratic T1mea. the Hertford MH. the Mudford Tribune, The Kouthara Ofgonlan. The A"j" Tribune. ROBERT W. ftlTHL. Editor. 8UMPTKK 6. HM1TH, Manurer mioizmoi TEXMll T MAIL. Id Advance: Dally, wiift Sunday San, yr I7.ro Plly, Wltn Muunay Sun. monrh 16 fljy, without ffunrtay Pun. y-ar t Daily, without Hunday Bun. month .Ifi Weekly Mall Tribune, one year 2.0u Sunday Hun. one yar 7M T CARRIER In Medford. Ashland Jacksonville, Central Point, I'Doenlx. Taleni; Dally, with Sunday Sun, month ... .7ft Dally, without Sunday flun. month Dally, without Sunday Sun. yar .... 7.K Dally, with Sunday Sun, one year S.tf All terms by carrier, cash In advance Entered a iM-mn e- matter at Medford, Oregon, under toe act of March MEMBERS OK THE ASSOCIATED PKKtJH. The Aaoalated Pras la exclusively entitled to the uae for republication or U newa dispatches credited to it. or not otherwise credlu-d tn this nftixr. and also the lortU news published herein. Ail right of republnailon of aaeclaJ 4iPtche herein art alao 'eaarved. Ye Smudge Pot Br Artliur Perry Three Portland ladles became full fledged lawyers Saturday. This fills a long felt want, as the country needs lawyers, like It needed 2nd loots dur ing, the war. There is still a deplor able shortage of auto mechanics. The winter weather Is not acting that way. A couple more days like Sunday, and the spring fever will be prevalent, other than in chronic cases. THE EAGLE OF PR00RE88 GETS A CLAW FULL OF MOSS (Ashland Tiding") Editor TldlnKs: Mrs. Susan 11. Smith threatens to leave the town If we spoil It by making some badly needed Im provements In the way of building a hotel worthy of the town and Us surroundings. Personally I ain sorry to know about this, but in case she finds It necessary to ro with her little brood, I should like to recommend Phoenix or some good location In the Siskiyou mountains, as she seems to bo bent on Isolation for the purimso of safety. The hired men of the outfit that Kd lilnns has been f inntlng Tor 1 1 years wont out on a strike today. They picked n fine tlmo for It with thou sands of mon jobless and snow on the ground. All are experts, none bolng caught weighing their hands since 1901. Everything olio sees In the movies or reads In the magazines nowadays Is "ic-mnn" stuff. What tlio country needs Is a batch of shc glrl stuff. .The 1922 styles for tho Cialsliovlkls call for long, full sleeves. This Is a stop In the right ' direction, for when tho olbow Is exposed like tho knees, tho meathouso ot civilization goes down. Tho prico lif false whiskers linB gone up. Kor the rirst time In history Kanta Claim will bo smooth shaven. A 100 PER CENT BILL ISAACS (Cedarviile, Cal., News) Tho full, sweet, melodious bass of Mr. Chandler completely filled the church, as he uxecuted, "Spoed On. O Silvery Moon," and as the fulltoned notos pouted forth, tho audfepco sat spellbound under the maglo of his voice. It was Art. and when tlx; lower numbers were rendered , well, the short halm just naturally ntood out on the buck of the neclc. . As predicted herein a week ago, the jury In the trial of the abused Mr. Arhucklc dlsa'greed. Outside of a couple of perjured witnesses, another one poisoned, another at tested for big amy, and the charge that a bungle some attempt wus made to Intimidate the Jury, theio was no excitement in the case. Uy the result it will be quite some thuo before the otiese Jester will heave any custard pies with premedi tation and tnulicc aforethought. A number of the peasants have bought motor vehicles of the species that bnd men tell smutty stories about. The special session of the legisla ture, If It can keep from tinkering with the Hokuo Ulvor fish bill, ought to Investigate tho nature of the bust nesn that requires going tie miles nn hour up or down the Main Stem. Congress has taken the tax off kokes, and Is looking for another place to inflict it. Tiny ought to slap it on the tidal wave of leiormeis and epi demic of small town agitators. "O'Hrien was arrested for arson and attempted murder, and police Investi gation shows that he has been married three times, twice in Canada ami twice in Wyoming." I Spokane Chron icle). Evidently It failed to take once. WASHINGTON, I). C, Nov. Js. When Is a league not a league? That is the question disturbing the serenity of Washington this morning. Senator lloral, proclaims that President Hard ing in his Association of Nations Is projxjHing a League of Nations under another name, and as In; sees It a r :se , by another name would smell as rank, j So he is determined to throw a mon key wrench into the machinery, if ! such a feat is possible, and as a re-.u!t ! there la considerable excitement in the pre.-s gallery, which means tliers J Is considerable excitement in official j Washington. j The-situation is strikingly reminis-; cent of the situation at Chicago a year j ago last June. The stage was set then for the nomination of Leonard Wood j or Governor l.owden, things were run- j ning smoothly until itoiah as a po)iti-j cal itobin flood, called in the pres , slaves and announced that he would : fight these two nominations on the floor of the convention unless the brakes were promptly applied. Just how important a factor this announcement w-as in the final result., probably no one knows, but the fact remains that Messrs. Wood and Tiw den were shelved, and Jiorah and John son accepted Senator Harding as a victory for themselves and a vindica tion of their irreconciliabie stand toward the League of Nations. I ' ii til today the stage has been set for tho establishment of an Associa tion of Nation?, loosely co-ordinated as a gentlemen's agreement, and now Ilorah again calls in the newspaper men, and heaves his well worn mon key wrench. Will the association S'J down UK Wood Ami l.nu-rlfn wont ilriwn at Chicago? I Probably not. One of the main rea-1 sons is, there Is no national election j Impending. Harding had to have, or thought he had to have the support of tho Dorah-Johnson faction in 1H2D. Ho can get along without this support now. Not only is the republican party pretty well united behind the adminis tration's projKjsal. but tho democrats In Washington have burned tbelr bridges behind them, Tho democrats have pledged their support to the Association of Nations, for the Bamc reason that Ilorah has opposed it. be cause they maintain it Is a 1-eague of Nations under another name. Nevertheless Borah is a man" to reckon with. He is a man without a pai-ry. but ho is a 'man with a lare personal following; he never goes into a fight without preparing his ground thoroughly; and it can be taken for gra:it'-d that his rase against the Hard ing plan is nh'jut as strong a case as ; any "lie could device, it is even now j rumort d hereabouts, that on eonsiitu-l linal grounds. Borah's contention! that any agreement must lie confirmed I by treat;-', has a number of legal legs j to stand lOHtn. and no one is prepared to state that the Idaho senator will be maneuvered into a quick surrender. At the same time, to a man up a tree it IcoUh as though Horah's position coincides too close.ly to a dog In the manger, to ever become a strong one. It was Ilorah who started the arms parley ball rolling, and if he calls the proposed Association of Nations a league, it Is difficult to figure out just how he could have carried out his own projtosal between Great liritain, Japan and the I'nited Stales, without suffer ing the same condemnation. As a matter of fact every thinking person knows a literal American isola tion is Impossible. If any sort of armament limitation is to be carried out I'ncle Sam's lone hand must be abandoned. Horah's plan, -Harding's plan and Wilson's plan may differ in degree, but they can't differ in essen tial character. they all involve par ticipation in foreign affairs, a certain li mount of foreign entanglement. So while no predictions are free from danger in the olitical world. unless something unforeseen occurs It seems highly improbable that Jiorah's onslaught will seriously interfere with the essential success of the Harding program. The popular feeling for armament limitation, the world-wide desire for a peaceful solution of inter national antagonisms and differences is too strong for any faction, however able Its leadership, to overcome. Nevertheless everyone on Capital Hill is worried. Mr. Hryan is particu larly incensed, and wishes somehow Ilorah could be kjioeked into a cooked hat. ' as you please, "for folks will "talk abot-rfc you anyhow i.iii1,te k&L to it. jsm to Vslt Mctfon THE NEW DEMON. TIIK DKMON lil'M in li.voroue ,luys, was liatl .oiitmuh for thirsty jays. Jt stripped llteni of tlu-ir hiinl-osu-iicil weiilth, ami iimloriMinrd their valued health, and tinted red the lieahs they wore, and .spoiled their staiid-oft' at the store, ami ave them all a hiini renown as a tliscredil to the town. Yet with the Duimm they mifxht train for many years ere they were slain; the l)emon Kt them in "nod time, htit nursed them while they had a dime. The Demon shunned indecent haste; he thoutiht it look?d like wanton waste to kill off sots, while they could fetch another rouhle to the wretch. The old time Demon liuni is I hi-iuili ; now we have Demon Number Two. He has no patience with 'the j;iiy who takes a drink ami doesn't die. lie likes to see his patrons come and take a si tig of poisoned ntni, and, after lireathiti); fire and smoke, curl up at once, ami yell ami croak. The Demon in the darkness toils; in witches' caves his cauldron boils, a cauldron filled with deadly things, with up as leaves and serpent-stints, with overythini,' that's foul ami mean, with all that's noxious and obscene. And then his janizaries s.-o to sell his deadly broth of woe, and ii man drinks and doesn't die, the Demon heaves a weary sih. One. firoonA -for- divorce ought "to be -fej lure "to systematically employ, trie "tooth-brush,, JVoubes ara doubled when, taken, into court. "tupid -folks -ma be quiet, but .J;-. iihuny ijvibw l V. not stupid. lawyer is apt "to dra a case alon. when a. good-lookin. woman- Is his client. Ht6 HtCK DF Y3: rv' Gittin'the firc f. husbaivd is kardef I "than, djittin.' I ' I 'the second ok j t -third. WU FREE LECTURE ON Christian cience -rY ProS. Hermann S. Hering, C. S. B. of Concord, N. II. r(,l.r of tl.c 15oai-a of Lccturcshi;- of Tlic Mnjlicr ( 'h, n il The First Clnm-h of Chnst. Scientist, in Uoston, assachusctts. Page Theatre, Medford", MONDAY, DEC. 5th -AT 8:00 P. M. ALL ARE CORDIALLY INVITED ASHLAND AND VSNUY HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? 1 Did Jily colored heavyweight flgliter. aside from Jack Johnson, ever hold the heavyweight championship? 2 How many farms does the l'.i-O census show there are In the I'nited States? 3 is it possible for n bird to exam ine the ground while flying? I Do common liousetlies have lungs? 0 Do diseases which affect pota toes affect the human system? ti How many members of congress were lawyers in private lite? 7 How much does a hippopotamus weigh? S How much money does the king of Knglaiul get each year? !'- How many pensioners of the Civil war lire there? in How many apples did Canada produce this ytar? Answers to Yesterday's Questions 1 How much does it cost to get a patent? Ans. $15 application lee and $2u when the patent Is Issued. 2 What Is tile loading peach pro-durlngt-tatc in the union. California. 3 Where is the Penobscot river? Ans. In Maine. What Is a penumbra? Ans. It is the partial shadow cast during an eclipse. 5 What Is the white spot at the base of ttie fingernail called? Ans. The lunula , II hat famous cartoons did Thom as Nast originate? Ans. The repuhll can elephant and the democratic don key. 7 How ifiany pounds does a kilo gram equal? Ans. 2.2UI8 pounds. How many liquid quarts does onu liter equal?, Ans. l.m; liquid quarts. 9 How many main castes are in tin Hindu caste system? Ans. I'our main castes. They are the llrahmaus, Ksliatriyas. Vnisyas and Sudras. 10 What national park is located In Kentucky? Alls. A. Lincoln's home stead In Hodgeville, Kv; - I U K A N I l: I :. India. Di e. A I ligious firi; dunce was held for the 1'rtnce nf Wales, as part lit the pru- jgram of entertainment given during this stay here. llare-lcggcd natives danced through tile embers nf u threat ; bonfire built in the quadrangle of the j.stuikadc. As they danced they snatch ed up pol'toois t( the fiery mas.s which 'they placed In their mouths. SuKse luuently they pirouetted lef,,re the prime, inviting inspection of their legs and I'eet, which wen- npp.uvtulv moist and cent. Seven. I members of the pi inee's Staff burned their lingers n ultempt- ; ing to pit k up some of the embers. Our overly-smart off. telcg. has re covered from the foreign giowth on his upper lip. With 17 neur wars brewing on the surface of tin; earth, it looks like "pence on enrt.h, good will to men'' wus going lo be overworked- I Ins CJJI'l)llilH, Safe TfUlA for INFANTS and INVALIDS 1 ASK FOR fHorlick's the, Original Avoid Imitations tad Substitutes ForInfants,InvalIdnjarowlngCMllrn I Rich milk, malted jrraln eitract In Powder The OilginU Foud-Dtiuk Put All Ages iMu Couking rWlthiotf Oujntib'.s ASHLAND. Dec. .1. Fifty cents ad mits to the Winter Fair for the entire period of the show, that being the price of a season ticket. The exhibits open on Wednesday morning this week, the fair to conclude on Saturday night with carnival accompaniments. It will be held at the armory ami Nat. and will lie the second an.v.ial event in the history of the iocai Fair associa tion. Departments include poultry and livestock, art, automobiles. scIkhiIs. nierchandi.se. not overlooking a ft n it display which will be a bummer, rival ling anything ever seen in these parts. The fair will be managed by an effic ient executive committee, and appro priations in its behalf have been made by the Jackson county court and the Ashland city council. The auto exhibit will be the biggest and best ever held in this county, the following Ashland and Medford firms having arranged for space in tiic ar mory: liittson Auto Co.: Slteiebaker: Trelchler Auto Co.. Dodge; ilarnum uto Co.. Lexington; A. W. Walker Co.. Maxweil and either a Chalmers. Hudson or Kssex; Ford Garage, Ford Sedan and Fordson tractor: Class A Garage, Packard; Overland Marcy Co., Overland. There will also bo un ex hibit of Savage and Mason tires, Ilur dick 4i Hutler tire changer and Gill piston rings. The educational and other exhibits will also be housed In the armory. The poultry exhibit will be under auspices of the Southern Oregon Poultry assort atloti. the seventh annual meet of this organization being incorporated in the Winter fair. Premium lists are out. Obtain one at once and post yuurselves regarding rules and regulations, prizes offered, and general information regarding scope td' the Winter Fair's activities. The personnel of officers and superin tendents of departments' follows: 11. G. F.mters. president: J. II. Ful ler, secretary. Executive. F. C. Homes. II. O. An derson. J. II. Dill. Livestock. Kit. m Peeson. Ralph Hil lings. F. V. Ilenin, Benton Hewers. Jr.. J. J. Murphy. Poultry. C. E. Morton. A. Mc.Mj'ilan. E. O. Smith, Ernest Webb. II. W. Frame. Fruit. A. 11. Davenhlll, T. S. Wiley, G. M. Frost. Agricultural. O. I). Lowe. I). II. Jackson. C. II. l.auikin. Automobile. Kenneth McWiiliams. CHERRO CHIMES This Ih'ito buvints ,nov you its Is very yomiK, hut not so ftlle. Tht ans all rUhr, so it must row, '('aii t''vn not tlio jtotnLs, in (hi ( lin iu Cherro Flour A Special Hard Wheat Blend $2.25 a 49 lb. sack at your grocer (To Ih rontiuutMl. CHAS. MILLER RADIATOR SHOP ViH X. ir.no St, riione m-x w L. L. Lcedoni, A. C. XkihiKer. j Merchants' display. H. H. KlhaiV K. T. Kln:oro, H. A. Stearns. Schools. A. C. Joy, Mrs. Louis D.:de, Ci. A. Hrificoe. j domestic department. Mrs. Ixiiiiso Hammond, Mrs. J. Ohifield. Mrs.' C. H. I'iorce. Art department Laddies' Art club. RulIdinRs, V. O. X. Smith, C. B. Lamkin, S. Patterson. ! Finance. Tims. Simpson, L. F. For-' Kiison, J. V. McCoy. j Carnival, V. O. X. Smith, Mrs. H. T Elmore. . ( Jude Lindas, of Medford, delivered the address at the Memorial exercises, held by the Elks on Sunday afternoon, invocation and benediction by Rev. C. F. Koehler, Presbyterian pastor. Eighty -seven members of Ashiani! Lodge Xo. P-tl were honored at this service, about six of the number hav ing piis?e(f away during the present year. The formal memorial event was fully in keeping with the traditions of the order respecting this annual observance. The weather was ideal and the attendance large, the public in general being invited. Kev. P. K. Hammond, past exalted ruler of the Ashland lodge, v.urit to Lugene to de liver the memorial address in that city and incidentally it is learned that the Eugene Elks nre preparing to dispense good cheer at the forthcoming Christ niastide, planning to expend not less than lour thousand dollars for tweet charity's sake. Anticipating the holiday season, the Tidings of Saturday, Dec. was a "Winter Fair and Jacknon County Christinas edition" of forty pages with illuminated covers, and it is needless to add that, with this abundant space, at disposal, all sections of the county were well represented by descriptive matter, well seasoned with a generous amount of advertising dope. A. U. Shelby left this morning for Klamath Fulls on a business trip. HOOPING COUGH W- U..- 1.-1 uui tii;i3 LU rc duCC paroxysms of coughing. V A r o Rub Orer 1 7 Mi!lio-Jan Uted Yr.arhj Apples Wanted ! For Immediate Shipment 30 ears Xewtowns in struidit car lots. Sizes 12.1 It?:? Sizes 17.1 2J.1 Write or wire SAM P. BIRCH '17 Wilcox WUh-. Portland. Ovc. Kcfereuce: I,a,l,l i Tiltmi Hank, lVl'tlaibl, ei-cuon. Watch Your Gums Bleeding Is the Sign of Trouble Medical science knows how serious is the siirn of hleedins iruiiis. for it knows that tender and blecdiiif: i-'ums are the forerunner of 1'VOKHIIKA. that dread disease which afflicts FOLK out of every FIVE people over forty. If the disease is unchecked, tin1 (flini line recedes, the teeth do eav. loosen and fall out. or must be extracted to rid the system and wreck your lwnhh: these poisons often cause rheumat ism, nervous disorders, aJiaemia and other ills. TO AVOID PYORRHEA the best treatment for any disease is to prevent it. Free con sultation and advice. Painless Dentistry is one of our specialti.st. Not only in F.X TUACTION'S. but all other dental operations, where it is pos sible to alleviate dental pain. Dr. 0. J. Johnson, Dentist 228 East Main St., over M M Department Store Phone till!) Office Hours 9 :00 to 7 :00 Sundays 0:00 to 12:00. Other time arranged by appointment 1 ! THE UNIVERSAL CAR THE FORD SEDAN An idral ift for (he family on f liiisdnas lny litincli your gifts tliis year ami buy a Ford Sedan, u sturdy ami durable little ear, can be entirely en closed in cold or ntiny weather ami opened for wanii summer sea-son. Any member of the family can handle it easily. Let us show you this classy little car which will solve the gilt problem and make this a Imppy Christmas for the entire family. C. E. GATES AUTO CO. Cor. Hlrth nd P.ctfic HlKliwuy 1922 MODEL "SINGERS" $5.C0 down $3.00 per month 1922 MODEL SINGER, ELECTRIC $10.00 down and S5.00 per motnh 15 Used Machines Same Way SHOP EARLY while YOUR CREDIT IS GOOD. Singer Sewing Machine Co. 10 South Fir. Phone 215-R WOOD Hetit wood of nil kinds.. Only wood In citj nniler cover. Also best I tab Coal in Si; off tar. VALLEY FUEL CO. ud una II w .!.., , MM CHUNQ China Herb Store Herb cure tor earactie. neadch, cat i irru, dipihna, sore throat. Iun iroui'i. ; Kiuiu-y trouble, atumacu irodme, nert i iroubie, chilis and fevt-r. crampt, c-yuh. , poor ci i cuiauou. carbuncles, luuiotfc j crackei brvast. cures all kiaua of goner. NO OI'KKATIONS. AU'dtord, Orpgon. Jan. J3, 191 f. 1 This is to certify that I, ina unrir 'Signal, had very severe stomach troubl and h;id been bothered for sevtTJ.1 year and last Auaust nun not expected Hive, and heartnf of Ulm Chung twhoM , Herb store is at 14 South Front sirel, fctfdrordj. decided 'o get herbs for my stomach trouble. ,nd I siarted to feelinft oetlr as soon as t us-d tiifin and to-lay am a wrll man and can heartily lecom niend anyone aftucted aa I was 10 vjun t'liui.g and try his Herbs. jMKieui v. K. JOHiNS W iliiess.-s; Wm. Lewis. EagJe Point. Vv. L. Chiutreth. Eagle Point. M. A. Anderson. Meaford. S lloin!e. Kaw-le Point. C. h, Moore. Kagte Point. J. . Mclntyre, KuKle Point Hen. Von der IMhQ Rk1 lolnU iliui. M Menvii, &aKiQ friMiU
