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PA OF. FOUR MKDKOI.'D MAIL TI?lHrNT, M KIM'OU'I). ( )IK( iOX. FRI1)AY. I )K( KM VAlll Medford mail Tribune; AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER i PUBLISHED EVERT1 AKTERNOONl . , SXCEPT SUNDAY BY THE i' ' MEDFORD PRINTING CO. Editorial Correspondence Quill Points WASHINGTON. 1. I'.. Nov. :.:. , th Madford SuihUjp dun m (umlrtnlt Tin- Pilgrims were thankful b'-cuu.-e oawaFapar. they wereu t starving, I ongreis is, mwu.ii Trihun. Buitdtn. a-i7-f! thankful because there is no election: before Christmas. Of course there is the uual wheeze about the most constructive record of ; Hortb Fir itrnt. Phone i. A. consolidation of tu Democratic! Tine. Uit Medford Hail, the MSffri ; Tribune The Southern urtgunuo. Thai avabland1 Tribute. j progressive achievement since Noah floated the ark, but no one believes it in Washington. Kveryone is dissatis fied with the record of congress, in cluding the congressmen. Hut there is no election this year and everyone "loaes i do better next. .Meanwhile a Ktiroitean problem, and the less t'ncle am meddles in it the belter for all toV.cerned. President Wilscn's experience dem onstrated in the case of Kiume that any attempt to dictate policies across the rea. can onlv lead to mischief. The opinion in Washington skeins to lie if Kugland. and France and Italy "Hnt to fight amoil? themselves for hegemony in Ktirope. let them fight, but let them abandon the idea of American assistance or opposition. ... petroleum that no oilier player lias the i iglit t0 ,-Huw many . ' K t, r' s j,ut thfi 0ards. The dealer usually wr. pipe lines m the Mates. An .j , cllI ,ll(J cards if , iSiim: ... en.i .vin-Qt'-Ht Is nmtla. " - r -ow ...an, l"c.,,"'";'.1ie,:0'f! 9-F.o,.i what did the side" sarl.ll, If only the. grocer would fed ciil-lit when we " revo-nie .nir partir-.ate in t.rMU. develop? Ans. From the pillion or debt tu hilii. , some kind: Ans. Hetweea-.. , , a tlp ,aily ...e behind her ' a'ld 4","."0,-"i. j ...... lhe lLilsheviUi issue a cur-jencoit. - . . t 1 "' 1 , c Thev did 10 Wlni n'.rt of a fruit h a tun- Strange W rar ieoj,!t. are to visit t t sick uu.K-r this n-w reacy of their own . Ans. Ihey " ! . . A , cr,M b-tweeu , j h js uern:au s inuei Ans. Hum Htinnes. RflBERT W. RITJU Filltor - 8CMPTER a SMITH. Minlllt. TJBSCBXFTIOV IIIUl T MAIL, Id Advance: rlly. with Sunday Sun, rear 17. tO ' atetly, with Sunday 8un. month-.. 7a Tatiy, without Sunday Sun. yar .fiii Lally. without Sunday Sun. mouth .aft : - wwmy Mail -rrlDun, one year BnnAav Ann nn. Idir l.(jl T CARRIER In Medford. Aahlaid. which means among other things that TaSl"'11' Cn,rl1 P"n'- lnonl1-! it is dead but won't be forgotten. Daily, with Sunday Sun. month .7t J No one here is crazy aho.it the tax !:"l.!;?.?uUS-vmlh TjSil"" generally regarded Dally, with Sunday Sun, one yaar 8 Iv j as belter than the democratic pro-( newspaper men were the most favoi Ali ttrma by carrier, caih In advance dllc,. nQ one m.ej. (,ie an!( beer ij J ed and Important group in Washing Official paper of th- City of Medford but ft is regarded as good politics, ten. Rut leas and receptions and lieer Pilling. If will lie hard winter isuallv thick. Kiaefriilt and a tangerine. -. i what hour is it proper t: The hut of politicians s.enis to be nil-ear Vver-ins clothes? Ans. After j CHERRO CHIMES j What is sugar made of? Ans. : s lie spanked tliein nil soundly, Sugar is a chemical combination of . Ami put them to lied, If all novelists wrile as they feel, some of them f.-el mi-htv vauue ca.bon. oxygen and hyd.ogen. Ami j. iiMei in i-aisinj. ; -who carries the r;ns :or a uime- 1.(1 It be said here and now that !'0 per cen; of the sf iit-sspaper men ai the arms parley are bored to death. The first burst of speed has entirely disappeared. For a time there was intense enthusiasm and interest. The and nnfrrammaticiil. :.-r,i until it is fime lor it to ue useu 1 . ii, a ::;arriage ceremony? Aus. 1 he Love: The qt;a!ity that inpkrs a man think his wife is .'ettin,best man. .ii.mpwhensheiseettinsfat. . ! any player in a PKer game r demand to cut the cards? Ans. Alter , the player following the dealer has re- The dealer who calls it a 'slihtlv us cad" is verv conservative "ised to cut the carris the rules say !i the selection of adjectives. CHKKRO ' A flour of hard wheat blend For family vise. At your grocer's soon. (To he conllmieil.) Official oaper of Jackron County Entered1 aa aectmi- rrr matter at Medford. Oregon, under the act of March a. 1ST! Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry and the armament jiurley at the mo-; speeches have lost their punch. Kv- meat is at its lowest ebb. j ery delegation talked about how j There is one thing of interest to t peaceful it was, how high minded and Mediord l.egion boys, I have it from ' disinterested.- but when it came down I unimpeachable authority as the cor-j to cases, there was and Is nothing but respondents say that a federal bo-j generalities, which are not even glii I nus bill will be enacted al the next tering. Many of the out of town cor I sesssion, or if not then certainly I lespondems are already packing up ! before another general election. The to go home. W. J. Hryan, who has The coming of Marshal Foch today recalls those dark November days in 1918 when his Renins paved the way for the most collossal defeat of his tory only to have It annulled by Vto plan piffle and Idealistic buncombe. He knew the war could not be won with biKh-sounding. doublo meaning words, and so fitated it) self apjiointed "sav iors of mankind" and their apostles." Perhaps this soldier of FTance, and citizen of the world, finds recompense for the softening of disaster upon a haughty land, in the cheers of the mul titudes, and the knowledge that being conveniently sick when he calls is not general among the American people. financial situation is slated to clear njoyed himself immensely. up rapidly. hob 1 nobbing with Chief Justice Taft, and j f.lling local pulpits, is reported to be The most astonishing thing about I slated for a stateroom on the Florida this arms parley thus far is the An-j Limited. The general impression it glo-French feud. It is difficult to j that wilh Briand's departure, and believe ones eyes and ears. Strained j with Lloyd George not coming at all, relations between these two allies in the circus is really over, and aside the world war to the casual Ameri- j f rom an agreement to reduce naval can observer seems hicredtble. and i armaments, nothing will be done. Of yet the fact stands out like a wart on j course this is a real achieveinetn, bui a pickle. . I it isn't good copy. The fine points The fact is while England and ' of armaments, interest naval experts. France have been friends for ten they don't particularly interest the i years, they were enemies for ten hun-! jieople. So at the present moment dred. And this traditional enmity: there is a dead calm in the press gal survlves. while the entente cordiale ! 'fry. Kveryone wants to get home Don t lie too optimistic. C'oneress w.ji t'ii l1 some way to spend ! the money we save hv disarming. llllllllliliilllillllililllWHIIlillllllltM .notiier evil of unemployment is that a man can't think up an-j excuse to avoid helpini; around the house. Ji There will be ahout as much piving as usual this war. unless tjie Ift-cent stores run short of stock. , If people borrow from Peter to pay Paul, it is safe to assume that ; Paul has the agency for an automobile. The little gal who wanted to get married for $3V00 sj she could get an education has skinned out with a Chi cago barber, after spending tlied of a millionaire's pile. Cynical souls fig ured from the start that the maiden's prayer w-as for some altruistic soul to make the donation without any Incumbrances. Grover C. Hergdoll, the de luxe slacker, who went to Germany when considerately let out of a military prison to look for an imaginary pot of gold announces his Intention of re turning to America to get $750,000 held as alien property. When Sir. D. re turns lie Bhould be prosecuted as vig orously as if lie bnike a minor section of the prohibition law. OLD TIME MINCE MEAT ' (Eugene Register) A great deal of interest is being . shown in the pie social that is to be held Friday evening, December Guv Holmes and lloyal Mi-own slip ped down from E rt, Thurs. They talked to Wig Ashpole, the wideawake stockman. - V ' .' ' Gavin McNnh, chief counsel for Fatcoe Arbucklc, receives $100,000, cash in. hand, before ha opens his mouth, win, lose, or draw. There's a lawyer for you. has gone the. way of other war ex pedients. Heduced to its simplest terms Eng land and France are engaged In a struggle for the supremacy of Ku roie. . tiiigltuid wants German trade and France wants Germany's goa't. England, therefore, laughs at the idea of a revived and militant Ger many, while France justifies the re tention of a large standing army, and the creation of a t'-boat fleet, by painting the dread picture of the avenging Hun. There is no evidence as yet of the l"n,ited , States taking sides in this contest. The only sentiment express ed is one of regret, that this breach should occur, and fear, that It may re sult in balling up the constructive results of the conference. Italy however, is leaning plainly to ward support of Great Britain.. The recent examination of the French Italian frontier by military experts from Faris is significant. . Just as France and England are contestin and prepare for Christinas with the children. Went to a movie the other night depicting among other things the bat tle of Jutland. Three Frenchmen sat next to me anil jabbered in their na tive tongue. The movie was under the direction of a Hritish naval offi cer, and at the end. a picture of King George was flashed on the screen. As the features of the Hritish mon arch appeared there was scattered ap plause, but my three Gallic neigh bors proceeded to hiss, then arose and walked out. Also attended an after the theater supper in an abandoned factory loft a la Mohemia. The affair nearly broke up when a southern beauty re cently returned from Europe, declar ed that everyone over there said the next war would be between England and France. A young English cap tain, who distinguished himself in the late war. by fortifying the water holes In South Africa and preventing for the control of Europe. o France a Boer rebellion, took exception to and Italy are contesting for the' the statement, and verbal fur flew control of the Mediteranean. ffor several moments. Lord Canon's warning therefore, j These incidents simply illustrate, that France faces isolation, becausejthat the strained relations between of her imperialistic policy, assumes! France and England, are not confin automatlcally a basis of reality. The l ed to the diplomats. The antago danger from an European standpoint! nism runs through the rank Vnd 1b a real danger. And unless there is! file and brings into sharp relief the Like the high school football teams tht "were defeated but not beaten," the L of N is not dead hut deceased. The proposals to keep the youngln's off the street after 10:30 pro., en croached on their personal liberty, and forces the police to do what the parents ought to do. Xinas comets on Sunday, and so does . New Year's. This is a crushing blow to the tired bank clerks, and the silent barbers, who have no holidays like other iieophj. a change in the situation abroad in the near future, an embroiled and em bittered Kuropo seems certain, in such a situation what will he the. American policy? Only men on the inside know. most unpleasant feature in inlerna tiftial relations today., SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. 2. Marshal Ferdinand Foch's special train was on Hut there Is evi-1 its way southward through Oregon t- denc on every hand, that the po'.icy of day. Operating stops are scheduled at hands off which kept America out of I Kosebnrg and Medford. and the Call the League of (Nations wil be strictly I fornia boundary will be crossed before adhere to In this crisis. nightfall if no delays are exjierienced. The more one considers the situa-j Tomorrow the French military hero tion, the more sensible such a course 'and his party will reach San Fran appears. The problem is essentially I Cisco. HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? , 5 How fast does the earth travel.1 cn us journey around the sun? 6 Who was the first republican nominee for president? ' ! f 7 Where iloes most of the asbestos jused in the world come from? S here is most of the ribbon 1 How lens was John Maj-shal chief justice? ' 2 How does the population of lre-iniade in the Vnite-1 States come from? i mnu anu .Norway compare: n When was the first Ford car 3 When do the most severe storms r. ri-le? occur in Florida? j Id When is the. height of the slilp- 4 How hot does an oven have to be j ping season in Florida? to bake biscuits? 1 Answers to Yesterday's Questions A. II. lsiis a. r. imi WHEN YOU KNOW THE MEDFORD NATIONAL BANK ! You Will Bank Wilh It A. 1). 10-21 V. S. C. A. 1). 11)21 t5:- MANN'S no" S Jle-,1 Goods for the I'rieo 1 1 1 It tl I f 111 e lilHUn 0 sS - niter What tile Price Gifts Men Like liive a man something practical. sonvethiiiLf he can use and you are sure to please him. . There are any number of thincs you eau buy here for little monev. CHRISTMAS NECKWEAR Client y, Superba and Orayeo Neckties, the same as usual only more of -them. ' Come early and select the one's you like. Knit Ties - - SI. 00 to S2.00 - - -ISc to $2.50 - - .-15c to $1.00 Silk -9'ies Tubular Ties .... CHRISTMAS HANDKERCHIEFS An easy eift to select a pood assortment to-select from, (.ne never has to'o niauy and few have nicer ones than we are showini;. Linen Handkerchiefs :. 39c to SI. 00 29C to 75c lot4 to 50 f 10c to 35c Initial Handkerchiefs Fancy Handkerchiefs .... Boy's Handkerchiefs A GOOO FELLOW ': (Glendive, MonL, Nevvil ' My wife has left my bed and board, which was the best I could offar, and as good as any in town. She will come bHCk, and will be welcome when she does. Vntil that lime 1 will imy none of her debts.. JOHN GKEKNUL'ltG. The off. telg. is as proud of his carrot colored C. Chaplin mustachio as the possessor of whiskers, uncut and unciirried since Lincoln was shot. IVlay is being cxjierienced in the distribution of grub to the -Kussians. This is n jrreat surprise, as It is being j liatfdled by efficiency experts and the) Y. M. C. A. j , , . j t'Ulees more residences are grown shortly, the city will have to beat 1 some of . Its garages "into rooming ( houses. ! In a gTeedy world that vvi.ll do any thlnK for a dollar, the cutest trick is thai of the Italian who stole flowers from graves to keep his floral business Boing. RipplingRhqmGs I iff . TEH PEDDLER. TIIK peddler greets me nt my door, and he has things to sell, some dope to stain a kitchen floor, a patent dinner bell; but I can buy them at the store from J. Augustus Snell. The peddler has no interests here, lie doesn't pay the freight; he doesn't chip in every year to keep the tax list straight; and so I say, "Flease disappear," and shoo him from my gate. It may be he sells bet ter junk than Sih-11 does at the store; hut if 1 spend with him a plunk, I'll never see him more, and if I find his sjoods are punk, "lwill be no use to roar. But if at J .Augustus Sncll's 1 buy a quilling frame, ami find it iMi'l vrcariiiir hells, its Workmanship to blame, I seek that merchant where he dwells and elinib upon his frame. And he'll pnuluco another frame, or else refund the ea.sh ; he can't afford to win a fame fur selling worthless trash: it's up to hint to play the panic or sec his business vinash. And .1. Aupuslus nobly stacks when buostinp schemes abound, and J. Ati puslus pays his tax without a doleful sound, and join the boys who .sprain their backs to make the wheels po round. The ped dlers to our villace trek and then they disappear, ami little, little do they reck what problems we may fear; but ,1. Augustus is on deck all throuuh the fateful war. a HAND BAGS and SUITCASES Lilly Leather Baps. S10.00 - SS5.00 Fibre Baps and Cases 75c to $5.00 Maitinp Baps and Cases S1.9S to S3.50 Useful Gilts for Boys A Johnny Tupants f "suit:: An Overcoat A Mackinaw A Sweater Dress Shirt or Blouse Ties. Belts Handkerchiefs 9-: . -.18 T 1 ' ID Useful Gifts for Men A Suit An Overcoat Silk Shirts Xeplipee Shirts Dress (ilove.s i. box of Collars Silk Socks Lisle Soeks Pajamas - "THE HOI R HAS STKITK. OfR CRKJ1ITOR3 WILL STAND FOR NO FURTHER DELAY IX (JETTING ItlDj OF Oi l! I'AMS. Illl-.i Mtsi ti" WITHOUT RESERVATIONS' (Ad Klamath Herald). A sad tragedy in mid -tv Inter. A special session of the legislature has been called for Iec. 1. ostensibly to put the much needed Portland lair on the primarj' ballot, but really to fix political fences, and see who'i Kmug jo soecU for govcnior. . .. rr-i'i-T " -n-. -j1 - ?s-w -"T Our experience, ability and thoroughly modem equipment are dedicat ed to the ideal of a per fect function that re lieves of all worries. 'H,'" TTYtv H IX ft ' Km.!' BATHROBES for MEN . As praetieal an article as you could sive. C!ive what you would bke to have your self. A bathrobe. IVndlcUin All Wool Bathrobes $25.00 . jS f-Sgi T7,.,. ,lr,r V! ,M,i...t T8,.l,-,,l,..c. I,.,.,,,, ;",,! rE r- pat terns $7.50. $S.50. S10.00. S12.50 1 r teSca -.2 -wr.- LEATHER GOODS AS GIFTS The ideal gifts. Useful. Serviceable and Appreciated. Traveling Sets Writing Sets Military Brushes Collar Bags Card Sets Bill Folds Burses Clothes Brushes Mann's Department Store The Store for Everybody Medford, Oregon (T Tj r A 1' ft 1 S w I