PAOT? FOUR
HEDFOKB MXIE TRIBUNE, MEDFORD. OREGON, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 18, 1921
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t, 1V79
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dispatches herein are alao Mrved.
Ye Smudge Poi
Artbor V'nrri
It begins to look like the c:niKtitu-
( Ion of the United Ulatim hail some
thing on the by-laws or the Switch
men's Union, No. 1)78 of Kiiiihub City,
Mo. The mulls will ho curried con
trary to the explicit orders of the
Brotherhood of IJeat Hind-End Itrake
tnan, after "the proposed strike.
- Errors cropped out in tills col. yes
terday! Mica Woniack wus called Mica
Mamack. This wus some of Komeo
Roppes' work.
Democrats are flocking to Dick
Antle'g abode of the silent drama, and
geMing the 1st good bawl since tho
campaign of 1012.
Ah Kim, the pioneer Chinese wau
dorei) out on a vacant lot Mon. and
nearly got shot for a pheasant.
Heat appeared In n local radiator
last night.- This was a surprise'to the
guests, and a shock to the prop. The
careless employee was fired.
. ill Is not raining ruin for mo,
It's raining daffodils;
.' In every dimpled drop I see
,. - Wild flowers on tho hill. ,. .
The clouds of gray engulf the duy
And overwholm the town;
It Is not raining rain to mo,
It's raining roses down.
It is hot raining rain for mn,
But fields of clover hloom,
When any buccaneering heo
Can find u bed and. room.
A health unto tho happy,
. A fig for him who fints;
It Is not raining rain to mo,
' ; It's raining violets. (
(Hobort Lovulnnd, 1S78).
Considerable building und construc
tion work is being carried on locally
with a soft nosed lead pencil, these
days. '
It takes a good Juwyer, to call
uuother Juwyer, "leurnod counsel," and
not botruy his words with his fuco.
It's a wonder somo woman would
not havo u party and "litstefully decor
ate tho charming living room with
autumn leaves."
GETTING UNDER COVER
', (Albany Democrat)
S. I. Hopine and Mrs. (I. llurml
son woro married Sunday after
noon at tho hitter's home. They
plan to live in the brldo's house.
' Tho BV. Examiner prtnt-i a picture
of the Greek princess who successfully
hooked an A'norlcnn with $:;o,oiil),uo(.
Her Highness has her legs cocked up
on a tuble, thcro being mf flrepluco in
the room,.
Closing arguments In tho Dock
Brumfleld cuso aro due tomorrow. The
pros, ntty will uddress the Jury, and
the SOU votos In the spectators' section
of the courtroom.
, "TREMENDOU9 CUT IN WOMEN'S
8KIRT3" (Ad Pendleton Tribune).
Nothing loft but a waistband.
Add famous combinations Tola'
phones und taxlcubs.
' . Modern fire fighting ruuliunent for
the city has hit a Bnng. The muniffur-
turers of Btich are clinging to tho old
established precedent of getting money
for them.
The public has forgotten tho names
of the vice president, and the girls
who attended the Fat Arbuckle Jam
boree. '
. ? NOTHING TO PLAY WITH
(8hedd Newt)
''- , oldoBt son of Mr. and Mrs.
ia took suddenly ill while play
' "ing 1n the yard, with 'what in
' feared to be lnfnnllle paralysiB.
The Brown Octoln-r alo of the song,
tunns out to be a dnrk red wlno, thai
forgot. to Jell.. ... ..luUJxUlU
LIFE IN THE MOON
ACCORDING to Professor W. II. . Pickering, one of the world's
fon.'inost (istroiiouiers, tlie heientisU heretofore have been all
wrong about the moon. '.
Instead of being a vast dead surface from which a!! life vanished
ages ngo, the moon is a fertilelively planet. Fields 'of vegetation
sprout up, mature with great rapidity and die as swiftly. Clouds,
Knows and blizzards are common also on portions of the moon's sur
face, in spite of long belief to the contrary.- Of moon inhabitants the
professor says nothing; but if all the rest of his information is sound,
there may be living creatures there.
This is a complete reversion of all former lunar theories. Once
more man's carefully complied ideas about the realms of space seem
about to be set at naught.
Such contradictious in knowledge bewilder the lay mind and tend
I.) leave the listener restless, unsettled and even a little apprehen
sive, lint why should they? Knowledge, is a growing plant. The
truth of yesterday is the error of today. Only the fool believes hu
man wisdom must stand Ktill while the would moves on.
BASIS OF INDUSTRIAL PEACE.
AlilflTISlI manufacture!' speaking recently before a gathering
of I'M l lending manufacturers anil bankers in Hoston, took as
his subject "I'eaee in Industry." Among the things he considers es
sential for the workers if there is,to be industrial pence are: . .
" Karnings sufficient lo maintain n rcasonirblr standard bl'Vomfort.
"Reasonable hours of work.
"Keasonable economic security during Hie whole working life and
in old age.
"A reasonable share with tin; employer in delerminiiig the con
dition of work."
The speaker' pointed Wl that the present contest. between so-called
capital and labor, c'aeh striving. to organize for its own advancement
Mid advantage, is much like the policy of balance of power among
nations. Kaeh side wishes to be strong ononli not only to protect il
f:elf but lo diclale terms as well. The result, all too frequently, is war.
Among groups in industry us among nalious, the only safe way is
co-operation and tint adoption of policies mutually beneficial.
Quill Points
w
What we need is a peace Unit assures understanding.
Down on the farm is the only soft thing about it.
Oil, Patriotism, what needless taxes are piled up in thy name.
The California climate isn't the only tiling in that vicinity that
s intoxicating. . '
CO f?v"' riw law -means another
tS ' - C :u..-..
(2) Evrytkin4 has "to be learneel.
i--V-S A: "falsa tat..v!f VM'
: TTKe beit zhorch. nutnbers are not often.
secured an revival!..
(Sg) Advice and TneJicin-e are aW rihi; CACep
. when, you are xo nexeCnetn..
($Th vv.rl A ; '
ettirt bir than.
unw mart,
wrxo are Tiryjuo ,
to run. it.
if all prayers were answered, who would Ho N ,
--iite nara worn
HZ HBCK says:
SSW-tSi1- Chinamen, is
vlsF "that they etnbntderfSm
"their 4hirt tails ,.A
. we don't
In Ibis glorious free eoiuilry, every congressman feels that the
house is his cast U;
Quotations You
; Should Know
Many n promising political future has been marred by too' many
promises in tho present. ', ' .''
Tho world can't be normal while thiscstraiigetneiit continues be
tween d 'Anniinzio and the headlines. '
6 From what Is chicle obtained?
lAns. From the sapodllia tree.
7 From what is mercury principally
'obtained? Ans. From cinnabar.
I 8 Where do the most of our oysters
1 F.rom scenes like these old Scotia's 'come from? Ans.- From tho Chesa-
grandeur springs
J That makes her loved at home, revered
abroad, . t
I Princes and lords are but the breath of
Kings,
An lionest man's t'no noblest .work of
Oca. 'M .1 S, Robert Burns.
-U-
, It may be added that one-half of the matrimonial partnership sel
dom knows how the other half lives.
The ad writer who said: "You remember the quality; you forget
the price," wasn 't talking about war. '
i , a- ' .
Kvery onee.in a while you find an old-fashioned preacher who still
persists in preaching about religion.
The alien, mid the American, who displeases the IC. K. K., -in ay
have little in common, but they are tarred with the same stick.
That Western judge who sampled the prisoner's home 'brew real
ises that vvery man is entitled to a trial by a jury of his beers.
how much do
you: know?
peake Hay fisheries.
9 Into how many classes are teas
divided? !Ans. Into two classes, green
and black.
RippHngRhijmQs
lA A V & Watt Waton
NEWLY RICH. .
CIIAItLKS CIIKKSKMAX nalUrd for nmJiy yearn ilong n path
obscure; he humbly' whacked a span of steers, for he was
beastly poor. Dame Fortune watched him as he hewed and plowed
and dug his ditch, and iii a vain and freakish mood'she made him .
beastly rich, Our huro straightway started in to paint the coun
try red, lo sample every brand of sin, and knock the statutes dead.
If any curse seemed safe and sane, he dodged it right, away, and
pikers followed in his train and cheered him night and day. The'
meanest trick Dame Fortune knows she sprung upon this guy;
the starkest man among his foes im such a trick would try. It is
as though yon took a swing from some -cheap lioglot near, and
placed on it. some antlers fine, and christened it a deer. And if
the pig, inspired by hope and endless fun and fame, believes itself
an antelope Dame Fortune is to blaine. Ami Charlie Cheesemnn
hipped up ale, anil waded deep in slime, until one day he went to
jail, charged with a horrid crime. Now nil the moralists advance
and take him for a text, explaining that his name is Pance iu this
world and the next. They swat, this votary of fun, they ronr, from
coast, to coast ; but old Dnme Fori une is the one who ought to get
the roast. 1
J iWhat are calipers?
2 What is the duty of a coxswain.
' .'1 What will dissolve celluloid?
4 I low many foreign-born Irishmen
are there In the United States?
G What causes hogs to eat soft
coal and ashea?
i C What was tho israt book printed
In America which contained cuts to
illnstrale the text?..',
7-cIIow many foreign born Russians
and Polos are there In .this country,?
.8 What, is tho tallest building la
the entire world? ,
a In what play , did Joseph Joffer
utn become famous? .
! 1(1 In what story is Ichabod Craino
u character?
' Answers to Yesterday's Questions
, 1 Or what origin Is the word cafe?
yns:i: French.- ' ' . "
2 What la cajolery? Ans. Deceit
or. flattery. : '. .
, 3 What was the most hotly eon
'tested battle of the Civil war? Ans.
(iattyskiiig.
How did court-plaster et Us
name? It was rii-st applied by ladles
of the court as beauty patch on tho
face. - '
D What Is the highest branch of
mathematics called? Ans. Calculus.
Selected
with care
where it
iJrow8
WWanted
m Everybody to enjoy a
delightful drink
Foteers Golden Gate Tea
with that fine tea flavor
Black or Green
It's a Grand Old Remedy
You can't keep strong and well with
out sleep.. Whether your rest is bro
ken by a painful hacking cough or just
an annoying tickling! in the throat, the
system becomes weakened and run
down. Mrs. K. D. Drake, Chllds, Md.,
writes: "After an attack of the 'flu' I
was left with, a severe cough. Noth
ing relieved me till I used Foley's
Honey and Tar, which I can highly
recommend." It covers irritated mem
brane with a healing and soothing
coating, loosens phlegm and clears air
passages. old everywhere. - ' Adv.
VICTIMS
RESCUED
Kidney, liver, bladder and uric acid
troubles are most dangerous be
cause of their insidious attacks.
Heed tha first warning they give
that they need attention by taking
GOLD.MEDAL
Tfc world's tadrl rmAj for tfcMi
disorders, will ofun ward off tfcvaa. dls
atM and atrangthaa tfca body acaiait
further attacks. Thraa sizas. all-dragfiatt.
lk fa tha dud Cold Mdl on arar? boa
and accept no imiutiea
SERENE THROUGH SAVING
OKI atfo, with uVnty, and no nt'ctl of depend- f
inu; on even one's relatives, is beautiful and
serene. ,
Hut old ae, without emmh for' even modest
wauts dejiendent on charity is a thing
merely to be endured.' ; 4
A First National savings aeeount, with care
ful investnietits, will provide for you an ado-,
qnato income for the sunset of life.
UhQ FIRST NATIONAL BANK:
Mbidford Oregon
1 Be prepared for 1
I sickness or accident: !
Some people, go along patting off and putting off preparing !
, for the future or; for, unforscen trouble which may overtake . !
them. Then comes disaster. !
' . We hope that everyone enjoys themselves but they should
also be prepared for sickness or adversity and this can only be
done by having READY MONEY on hand for emergency.
. To have this ready money, come in and open an account in
our bank and REGULARLY add to your balance from your
earnings, ; . ' . ; ; :"
We vill welcome you ' ;
Jackson County Bank
Established 1888
.' . Member Federal Reserv
"A Sure Start Assured'
FREE BATTERY TESTS. REPAIRS ON ALL MAKES OF
BATTERIES
Automobile Electrical Work Starting, Lighting and Ignition
Service. '
Battery & Electric Co.
Nat. Bldg.
Phone U6
Medford
WE POINT TO OUR
BATTERY
as tho very best you. can buy
for your auto or any other
purpose where a storage bat
tery Is needed. It has lots of
reserve power and endurance
and we urge you to give it a
thorough test on your car. ' '
WRITE
The Salem Nursery Company
428 Oregon Bldg., Salem, Oregon
If Needing First Class Stock In
Fruit and Ornamental Trees
and Plants -
. for Fall Delivery
WITH MEDFORD TRADE IS MEDFORD MADE.
Wo Ciiiiirnntpp
lo teach you
to
W,altz
Fox
Trot
ii nil
One
Step
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sons. Sec us any Wodnesdav nnil ! Rates $1.60 and up. With bath
(2.00 and up. Our dining room la
us any
rrmiiy nignt III our
JIl(ord Pharmacy.
Wednesday ami
hall over the
CAMPBELL
DANCING SCHOOL
very popular, and our business men's
luncheon, and our regular and Son
day dinners are not equalled else
where at our price. Opposite Olds,
Wortman & King's big store.
W. C, CULBEHT30N. Proprietor,