Medford mail tribune., July 02, 1921, Page 4, Image 4

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MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGON, SATURDAY, JULY 2, 1921
Medford Mail Tribune
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Tlmea, the Medford Mail, the Medford 1
Tribune. The Southern Oregonian, The;
Ashland Tribune. I
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ROBERT W. KlTHL. Editor. '
SUM ITER S. SMITH. Manager.
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Ripp!ingRhijn?GS
Sf Wslt Vinson ,
TEARS, IDLE TEARS.
8SS33j
I
T DOKSXT help, when t rouble s here, to shed the brackish,
Ye Smudge Pot
T Arthnr lrrry
At 9:31 tills a. in. ('linniplon Demp
w'tj'S'fvilH rdixirtoti UH-."vory cheerful,"
and, h,o must have been, for u more
nillWliular tltleholdoi' i never crawled
through tho rones of a ring; fur !to
days lio lias been artistically panned
by all kinds of literary folks; Ills
name lias been hissed In American
Legion conventions: and 1100 ex-sor-
vlcs men who left an ami or leg In
France will he up close this p. m. to
Hhout In short and snappy sentences
the Klory of his shipyard record. If
tho rivet scarred veteran is "very
cheerful," he possesses the thickest
hide that ever adorned a hiimun.
THEY CALL IT POETRY
(The Liberator) t
They, wove for nie a 1 1 1 tic cloak
Of worsted brown nnd stroiiK.
Thoy wove It firm, these kindly folk,
That 1 might wear It long.
I, who would dance in gossamer
Willi poplars on a hill,
Or wander nuked with tho wind,
They clothe In worsted still.
Mr. Illll lluywood, I. W. V. chief an
nounces that ho will leave Kusshi "to
Join my fellow slaves In America."
borne of these are chained to rocking
chairs, and others are doomed to
spend the summer languishing in the
shude at the city park.
Nothing is certain in this world ex
cept that thore will he an auto acci
dent on the Specific Dlewny July 1th,
In which, ut least one of the partici
pants will land in the hospital or the
morgue. Tho 'Turedevll Dicks" and
tho "Care Not Marys" are on edge for
tho neck breaking.
Well, the old fashioned citizen with
27 fish hooks in his hal, lias shown up
attain.
A FAIR 8IZED LEAP
(Salem Statesman)
Tho rohlrt'rs stole an uutontohilo
near Salem and Jumped Into Ash-land.
The firm hand that used to grasp
the throttle, is ahold of the whistle
cord now.
ijXheJNoith ljal(ola...luw proliibitlnK
mf n from smoking In the presence of
ajwnnmn Is u dandy, and should be
followed up with olli prohibiting worn
tu1 froiu lining u powder "ii'lltt In the
llii'seuco of iiien. ' ".'
i,
1IOI.I.KI) UP KOUI) for sale, (tirnnts
Pans Courier.) Cold initials and every
thing. THEY ALL DO
(Chico Enterprise)
Drew (taker, while playing ball
with the Hamilton team Sunday,
stepped In a hole while running,
tinning his foot III such u way as
- to break the hone In his Instep.
Dr. mary l'oket gave him first aid
treatment and he was later taken
to the Knloe hospital.
A great many Ma's do not know
where, their Joyriding daughters will
bo tonight.
i
Among the things President Hard'
lug will Include In his Thanksgiving
proclamation will be that lllinin John
son has kept his mouth shut since the
2!Uh of March.
!-1t 1
ijfo trace has been found of J he
mlhelMg i uliliifi, u ml It begins to look
like theyj hav. disappeared as .cum
plotely us the democratic, candidate
fui tho presidency in 1H20, whoever h"
CALLED AND BALLED
(Portland Journal)
I The men fought Willi hare fists
soaked in walnut Juice harden
tho skin. They fought ,Tu muddy,
'bare Kround, in a cold drizzling
rain In inld-wlnter. They had long
fiharp spikes In their shoes to grip
the mud. Once Mitchell drove his
spikes into Sullivan's Instep, por-
haps-nccldentully and Sullivan ut
tered his famous remark of min
gled rebuke and self restraint,
"Be 'a gentleman, Charley, if you
cod, you " . . 1
fused to lay; I needed van to punch unil lioil nnd brace me up
for holiest toil; bill when 1 simubt the biddy's coop, slie'd laid no
vtW, and eared nn whoop. And 1 bud led her costly buy and
kindred grub, that she iiiijiht lay. 1 iiii;.'ht have wept mid torn
my hair, unci rent my beard in my" despair ; instead of that I seized
tile fowl, beheaded her, despite her howl, nnd had her for my
eveiiinn meal, and then remarked, "How j;ool I feel!" And so
I make Ihc best of things when jiricf in my din'elion swinu's. I
once possessed a balky steed, and when it bulked 'twas vain to
plead, or weep, or let hot litnjiiiiijro roll, or soak it with n cedar
-pole. When on a .journey I would slart, I took some volumes in
the cart J when balkiness obsessed the- steed, I'd open some jjood
book and read, and spend an hour in comfort there, instead of
pawing oj,' the air. And when the horse desired to jjo, I'd speak a
loud commanding " Whoa !" And so In; qnil the hulking; Kiune and
as ii trotter earned much fame, 'became the best of bald-faced
roans, and brou-rlil me in two hundred bones. I always make tho
best of tilings, ami am as happy as nine kind's.
'J
Veteran Knot Tier Substitutes
Limericks, Jingles and Free
Verse for the Old-Fasliionecl
Hitching Questionnaire.
(Ol. UM III A, Mo., July 2 Jazz is
the order or the day. And now comes
the Jazz wedding ceremony, all revised
to fit conditions of
-.- --w the Twentieth Cell-
s
i
I never shirk nor falter, us she shall
wear thy name and thou shall wear
(he halter'.'"
To break tho monotony of the ques
tionnaire on matrimonial .promises,
Itev. Dr. Hatcher supplies the result
on the groom: "His face grows pale
and hllnks: it is too late to Jilt. As to
the floor he sadly sinks, ho quickly
says: '1 wilt.' "
Bride Has Questionnaire, Too
Oil, yes! The bride, must have her
set of questions. They're supplied by
the genial "marrying parson," who ad
mits that Walt Mason hasn't a thing
on him:
"Wilt Hum take him for thy paid,
for bettor or for worse; to have, to
rniinATinM
LUUUttMUIl Ml
UNITED STATES
UKS MOINKS, la., July 2. Pre-eminent
anions the many factors that
should he mentioned in tho education
al progress of the year is the moused
interest in education Itself. Mis. Fan
nie Fein Andrews, of lloston told the
National Education association here
today.
j "We might almost speak of an edu
cational renaissance," .Mrs. Andrews
, said.
1 "Educational leaders have become
leaders in educational process; they
have forced the public to recognize the
'importance of education in a new and
i different light; they have established
the l.elh'f that educatirn has social.
economic nnd poliikal vthie that hi
viability of the country rest?; on edmH
lion," .Mrs. Andrews adde 1. "In the
midst of economic depression nnd
world upheaval, they have demanded
more money for the nclfools, and they
have convinced the puhlie that th
greatest financial asset of a country,
regardless of the moral asset, is an
educated people.
"A review of the educational leisla
tion during the past year is a striking
evidence of this belief. The country
cannot afford not to spend money for
the adequate education of all its chil
dren. "The determination to give every
boy and girl a chance, to see that the
eleven million rural school children
have opportunities commensurate with
the urban children, is a leading pail
of the program in this educational re
vival, and it is the educators who are
forcing this problem on the people,
and demanding the necessary funds
for the realization of their plans. They
have made their own program, which
covers every phase of the educational
j problem, from the kindergarten thru
the university, and they are determin
ed to carry it through. There is a
virility in the educational world today
I hat was hardly perceivable five years
ago."
mm
mm
Wiry modernity.
Itev. (i. V. Hatch
er, Columbia's "luar-
irylng parson," who
SjJlius tied 117 knots of hold, to fondly guard his person and
wedlock, is the pro-j his purse?
vlder of the new "Wilt thou make him mind und
cere in o n y. .Made 'show him every fault and, then, In
public today, it pro-: spile of groan or whine, make him
vides that the groom walk the chalk?
shall reply to the I "Wilt thou make him cut the scraps
following questions; ! (hat belong to days of yore, so you'll
"Wilt thou take! gel your midday naps and over
her for thy pai d, for j novels pore.?
l,lli. . r,,,- tt,,.u. "Will lit,,,, l,r ntllr.lt l,i llthi, Ol-llltt-ol
to have, Co hold,' to! of all that's on' the place and say l0 1 " churge of obtaining money under
m'TTi:, Mont., July 2 A. F.
-VlcAll'ee, alias Morrisey, wanted here
f..i,,lli, , r. I imlt.l... I.. I r, 1...I.I 'V, 11, ,1 mv
hauled off by the boss in any case'?
pwSV-HAfti-nf hearse? "Will thou make him sweep the
"Wilt thou let her have her way, floor, fetch the wood and wilier, pick
consult her many wishes, make thu up things or whatever else you or
flru every day and help her with' the , dor?
dishes? "Wilt thou make him darn his
Wilt thou soothe her in her woes; 'sucks, sow buttons on his britches and
keep her spirit bright and gay? Wilt: get your fingers in his locks every
thou turn the wringer, hang the time he misses?
clothes and trust her for the pay? "Wilt thou make of It i ill a carry all
'Will thou give her all the stuff her 'for bandbox, grip and bundle; make
little purse will pack, buy a monkey . hlin take the parasol und to the racket
board, a muff, a little sealskin sack? I tumble?
"Wilt thou comfort and support her "Will thou be to him his dear be-
father and mother, Aunt .Icmlua. .vend all conjecture and when you get
Undo John, thirteen sisters and a 1 uisin your ear glvo him u curtain
brother? I lecture?"
'Will thou tell her to her face that The bride Is supposed to smile. In
she Is sweet and kind; that the like of the rhyme of the minister: "Her face
her in all thu nice would be difficult Is all aglow, her eyes as black as jet,
t find? las she iiueenlv stands upon the floor
Wilt thou he to her the saino and and loudly says: 'Yon bet!'"
false pretenses and declared by of ft
ci.-ils to have obta'ned money from
banks la several Montiuin cities on a
fraudulent letter of credit, escaped
j I'l 0111 a train at Marmarlh, N. I).,
j Thursday inornbig from i-'herlff Dug
; gun of Silvorbow county, according to
information received here.
McAlfee was arrested at Minneapolis.
Sales Adrnrv for
Reliable G-E Minor.
Ready for
Emergencies
We carry in stock
G-E electric motors for
rental as we. I as sale.
Prompt service is our
aim. A telephone call
wiil bring our repre
sentative. People's
Electric
Store
1MU V. Main St.
I'bone 12
Mcdl'oi-ii, Ore
A. It. (TXXIXttllAM
o. o. .i,i:xii;iii i:i;
Kodak Finishing
Heller and cheaper than Hie best
The Kodak Shop
20S W. .Main.
JSC? A a brand
M 1
1 new Cnrona
portable type
writer. Other makp-a
at attractivo priced.
See ub beforcycu buy.
M KOI -OttO
BOOK KTOIEM
GOOD CLOTHES
I Make Then
KLEIN
TAIlOI
19J4 Knur Mn lt
MAIL YOUR FILMS
to
SWEM'S STUDIO
217 East Main St. Medford I
in
T 7
means
tllliBill
Wmm "loney
mmmmm u
Many years ago our forefathers threw off the shackles of
tyranny and despotism .and proclaimed their Independence.
If you are shackled by debt and extravagance, throw them
off and declare YOUR Freedom.
Come in and start a bank account and REGULARLY de
posit a part of what you earn. You will be a Free Man and a
happy man.
vWe Will Welcome You : 1
Jackson County; Bank,
Established 1888 ,
Member Federal Reserve
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
1.
A.
Is
What in a earyrtUl ? t
AVlml In ct'iitrlpi'tMl foreo?
W'Ih'ii arc wlu'fls in K'mr?
AVhat In an Idle whet-!?
What sort nf a marhln
railed a mai'lrn? -
li. What Is harmony in music?
7. What Is tlu third noli- of tho
major H-alw?
s. What Is a rorltliiK nolo In urn-
Hi.''
!'. lluw many Jahora did Iho Kd
I lorculoM norinrm V
10. Who was CamalU'l?
Answers to Tuesday's (Jnosllnits:
t. Mow is milk pasteurized? Ans.
It Is first healed to a temneraturo of
nn decrees K and allowed to retain
tiiis heat for twenty minutes. li is
then lowered in temperature by run
niiiK through eouliiiK foils. When it
reaehes lietweeu 40 and llO decrees
It Is sealed.
!. Where tlid our present In-eed of
lios originate ? A ns. Afford im: to
most vnters the present htn orif;i-imi-d
' from the wild boar of Afrit a.
Wlieri' do Ki'owtnii plains K't
mnirishment ? Ans. K;om the food
d In the seed until they are
strom: .nour.h to luUe nourishment
from the soil.
4. What was the "hay of Doom?"
Ans. It was a hook written in HiiiO
la wlileh a vivid desert pt Ion of the
last judgment was Kiven. .
What w as 1'rank lin's greatest
literary work? Ans, His autobiography.
Who w ere the "mldniKlit
jilde ?" Ans. They were .eet tain
ot 1 ieers a ppointed by .1 ohu Adams
4lurinK Die last hours of his tenure of
the presidetu-y.
What was the "OiMiname of
? Ans. ll was the aet by whieh
the northwest territory w as oman-
i.ed.
Wliat was the trade dollar
eolned for? Ans. l"ur traile In lrl
fc'iital eounli les.
11. What Is Ihe iiu anint; of a'ointes.
t:te? Ans, Inheriting without u
will.
10. What U a bevel R ar? Ans.
K Wlieels WUh In v. h il teeth so that
At the Page
ThoniiiH Meii'.hiin is the star of "The
Kusy Koad," tho picture, which comes
to Hie Pane, theatre tomorrow'. This
is an adaptation of I tin ir I hill's short
story, "Kasy Street," which was puh
lished in a popular fiction magazine
and afforded Iho tiood laick Star with
a volo which Is Ideal for his personal
ity. The feature fairly bristles wilh
action ami it may safely he assumed
one of the best in which this virile
slar has appeared in several months.
In Mr. .Meghan's support are (lladys
IttHH'KO, ltla l.ee, Arthur Carcw nnd
others of equal calibre.
(Veil U'Mllle's picturo, 'Forbid
den Krult," and Uarry Semon's comedy
"The lliek." nw grtnt pictures and
have Rcorcd a h'vx hit at the Paso the
atre this week. These superb produc
tions last times today.
At -the Riolto
Whether you're just out of oollese.
lon out of college, or never went to
collejro yo.u'll enjoy "Just (ut 4if C'ol
Uki" a (lel!i;htl'ul comedy by tieorse
Ade, which w ill be shown at the Uialto
theatre toimrrow. It's a play for
everyl)ody. packed full of the kind of
humor that appeals to everybody.
GERr
I.Iedford Coast Ry
MKI)l''OI5I)-.7.CKSONVILI,F,
I'ark i.-.c: lior.vi) Titir 2.-.
l.v. .Medford 7::t0 daily, ex. Sunday
9. 10. 11:30 A. M.. 1, 2. 3:30. 4:30, C,
9:30 P. M.; 10 P. M. Kilt. only.
IjV. Jacksonville, 7 daily ex. Sunday
8:30, 9:30, 11 A. M.. 12:30, 1:30, 3, 4.
B. 7:1B P. M.
WASHINGTON, July 2. Alien
I'ropcily Custodian Millci- was order
ed tndiiv by .Iiist'cc Hit?, of the Dis
trict of Columbia .supremo coiut, to
return to Countess Von Hernstorff, i
wife of Hie former (Senium ambassa
dor to tho United Stales, bonds anil
cash uniouniliiK to $1,000,000 which
was seized under tho trailing with
tho enemy act.
YOU CAN GET MOST ANY
OLD THING AT MOST ANY
OLD TIMS AT DE VOE'S
L SOON BE
01Y 71-2 MILLIONS
TOKIO, July 2 If present plans are
carried mil. Tokio will in thirty years,
by nlisorpiiiin of Its suburbs, have a
population of seven and a half mil
lions. A circle Is to be drawn with
ToKIn ceiidal railroad station as its
conlnr and all towns within n radius
of ten miles will he taken into the
new metropolis. Twenty-six towns and
5G villages will ho absorbed.
Licensed
iV CITY SCAVENGES
All refuse Immediately ruinovpd oi
short notice. Weekly visit In rest
der.ee dlotrlc'j. Dally buslnoai din
trlct. Phone 89.
UrHITKVTTT
Glycerine Mixture
Surprises Medford
The nuirk action of simple glycer
ine, buckthorn bark, etc., as mixed in
Adler-i-ka. Is surprisinir. One spoon
ful relieves ANY CASK Kas on slom
aeh. Adler-i-ka acts on l'.oTU upper
and lower lmweUand removes all foul
accumulated matter which poisoned
stomach. Often ITItKS constipation,
l'reenls appendicitis. One lady re
perls she has no more pain in back
of head or gas on stomach since ustnii
Adler-1-ka. l.eon I!. Ilaskins. drus-Ril-
Adv.
Don't Miss This
If you want to build a bus or use it
as It is, see this
RE0 the 5th
will positively lie sold Saturday after
noon to one makini; best offer. f
you want a car
at voc u own rmci-:
look tills over and make nn offer.
See it at tho
Slcill'ord lMnnhu; Mill
WOOD
Wc liave the lllacl.born Wood Yard
unil ru now prepared to furnish nil
kinds of wood mid slabs by the tier or
cord at
REDUCED PRICES
Yard nt 11.1 S. l'lr stveet. Phone 8.10
or tiTB-.l. DclUcry to liny part of
city.
W. W. HALL
REOPENING
Tlio Former local ion of the Pollyiuma Lunch Room
lias been remodeled and will reopen on July 4th ns
THE SUCCESS
CHOP HOUSE
POPULAR PRICES QUICK SERVICE.
102 W. Main.
OYSTER SHELLS
Carload of Eastern White Shells just un
loaded. This is cur third car in three years.
SAVE 50c A SACK
BY BUYING FROM US
PER
100 lb.
SACK
1.90
Monarch Seed & Feed Co.
The Farmers' Service Station
Phone 260 and 529
for the Lowest Feed Prices
An Advertisement Helped Her
Mrs. Lucille Mackey, 1(1 lluena Vista
St., Washington, la.. writes: "Last
winter my " year-old c.irl cauitht a had
cold which left her wilh a dry coui;h.
ll bothered her most al niwlit nnd she
would coimh until she vomited. I
Ihiuk she, must have had whixipins
eou:h. I saw an advert Iseiuent for
Foley's Honey and Tar. 1 tried It nnd
boiiKht two bottles and her cough lefl
her before, sho finished tho second bot
llo. She had Kolten awfully thin, hut
mm- she Is as fat as ever." Sold every
Excursion to Ashland
Every Sunday toOct. 1st, and on July 4th
Medford, Ashland 40c; Phoenix, Ashland, 25c; Talent, Ash
land, 15c; Medford, Phoenix, 15c; Medford, Talent, 25c.
INTERURBAN AUTOCAR CO.
Special Train
- Will Operate,
Grants Pass to Ashland
AND RETURN
July 4th
( !iiii'
Kead Down.
7:11". A. M.
7::'L' A. M.
7:JU A. .1.
7: Sii A. M.
N:7 A. M.
S : It A. Al.
S::ss A. Al.
S:ti; A. Al.
:uo A. Al.
Schodulo.
. GRANTS PASS Ar.
Kogtio Uivor
(lold Hill
Cold Itay
Tolo
Central Point
AIEDKOUD
Phoenix
Talent
Ar. ASHLAND Lv.
Iii'tlil'iiiil
Head Up.
12: 20 A. AL
12.00 AL
11:44 P. AL
11': 1 P. AL
11:22 P. AL
11:14 P. AL
11:01 P. AL
10:50 P. AL
10:40 P. AL
(mi miil rnjoy Independence Itay Q'lcbratinns. Baseliall
Clinics. Wrest lino: Match, Dnneiiis. V.ii I'tinnle and 1'rizes.
Itiiml Mu-iie and Fin: Works.
Kor further particulars, inquire of Agents.
Southern Pacific Lines
JO M X M. SCOTT.
Gfnoral PaasL-ngor Agent.
liuy tan wuiK ut ntlit ant Km-
where. AUv.i' ,