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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry
S'EAKIXO of n round jcy in a round hole, observe Charles 0.
JJawes, our new Director of t lie Jiiitltret.
If ever n mam was cut out' for a particular job, such is Colonel
Dawes. It's a big job, and Dawes is a biy man; it is a difH'ieult job
and Dawes is the original Kiirmoimter of difficulties; it is a job re
quirinj,' force, and Dawes is forceful in every! bin;.', including his
language.
And forceful language will come in handy. For in attempting
to put 1'ncle Sam's affairs on a business basis, the Director of the
liudget is-destined to meet with an accumulation of obstruction, which
will call into action every gun of his verbal battery. Congressman
i'ork will want this, anil Congressman Dean's will want that, and tteii-
rtor linncombe will want something else, and Director Dawes will
have to stand at the bridge ami repel boarders. ,
The Chicago banker is the man who can do it. I lis profanity is
positively devastating. Only the strongest can stand up against it and
Mark Sullivan is authority for the statement that there are no strong
men in congress. ' ' '" .' ' v
Therefore, it seems inevitable that Colonel Dawes will have his
r-wn way. 1 Mat is wMat lie sMoulcl Mave. lie should lie absolutely un-
ramincllcd in the performance. The budget is a new departure and
'uircs a new type of leadership. That new type is supplied by C.
(J. D., alias T. X. T., our greatest living high explosive. If anyone
can put over uie liudget program diaries tj. innvi's can. jiere s
more power to his vocabulary.
How to Know if You Are '
of Average Intelligence
THE GREAT AMERICAN HABIT.
There In a Kreut dlfffiioiice of opin
ion uiioiil the lJeiifflcy-Ciirientlm
tight Borne hope, the ehuinploii will
KH d worse HckliiK than tin, clcniocra
tlq iiurty, and othettt Unit lie will he
walloped worse llitin the Portland bull
toam.. i, ' ii
People who thought the I'liiinli plan
Was the last word In iiiiUineHS, should
consider tlio ui'ifiimuiiL of the, luminal
ated l'aclflctn, who want the United
Htati.'H to (llBarai iiriiml mid ushoie, to
net a good example for the rest of tin;
world. Why mil knock all the locks
off bunk vaults to lei the ciooka know
t ho nation has faith in them.
Shasta.
7UU may remember that farmer's strike last fall. The farmers
L were going to stop producing fund, because they were not paid
enough lor it. , I Mey sanl so themselves, some ol tliem, and a se
rious food shortage was feared.
Hut consider the government report a few days ago. A production
of S:i(l,(IO(l,0()() bushels of wheat is forecast, 4:i,()t ,0l 10 more than the
output in 1!)20. ...'.,) i
The tiiriucr may grumble, and threaten and curse, hut he doesn't
loaf, lie never has, and he never will. The habit of work is in 'his
blood and his bones, aild it is a habit no long haired evangel of Hus
siau caviar has power to break. And as long as that habit endures,
let the wind jammers view with' alarm, "the country is safe."
DON'T KILL THE PATIENT.
R!
be agreed. The Hcd Cross work must be continued and money
must be supplied to continue it. Our suggestion, therefore, is that the
public reserve judgment on the controversy now raging, and give
what they can to insure the carrying on of this hunuinitarinu work.
Dr. K. II. MarnhVK denial office wll"1 hmlit f"r I"''"- '' important than wliich side is right or
bo opon evenings with tho oxcepllovong is t lint the work should not stop. The question of reorgnni.a
of Saturday. 88 (ion can' bei'at tended to more efficient! v when the atmosphere, has
iiid ,v,iihuhii tvuriiurH iianil wil l ,. it ,
hold tholr weekly iiiooUiik UiIh ovoii H '"""'
InK nt 7:30 at tho Phut MethodlH
church, coiner of North Iliutlett imil
Fourth Btroets. Jivoiyliody is weleonul
to atlcnd.
You can get Jtoinan Meal h
lllO Kcannmw ri
- Anothor Wllsonlun Ideal wan Hlitp
' IK)d to Bleep Tuesday, when the I lard
ing mlininlHtrutlon abolished the half
bulled soviet form of government
established among tho workers at U.
S. arsenals in tho Bprlng of 11117.
Mines nt the end or tho rainbow,
Are rich and wondrously ruro,
Willi sllvoi' anil gold,
And wealth untold,
All worked from un ousy chair.
"Payno vs. Payne. Notleo of Oiithi
and Motion to Strike." (Ccmrlliouse
Muwu.) A fight eoining up.
Tho trio of hoys who attempted to
rob a bunk Sunday ami were killed
and woiindisl, blame thufr deed on the
movies, newspapers, and inoiiiishlnn,
but It was iluu alone to Inherited
ornuryjicss.
. i J'THEAT ASSUIllOl) II Y W. C. T. 11.
-hUlillliio l'oi'tland Journal.) Here's
flcloltlii5 at you! .0" .''' iv. .
m r-,., ... ,.v
I HHm Mohr, un inexperli'iieeil orator
llelpered a ringing iiddrcss nt Hie ('.
iir'.CTiiiiitui'rei"'L"ir:-Trin Htintii on
iil liirajui. ,ws tW uiilull uiUl Uu eol-
lupsed ut the finish.
Autolxts conteniplutiug a Jaunt to
AhIiIuiiiI 1 lieui' the eagle sipieal July
4th, are udvlsed Unit II Is not neces
sary to make a life and ileal h struggle
of tho trip, by violating all the laws of
plain hoiHii sense, ns llicrn will be
plenty of lithln wuler for all.
Tho International Reform nssoiia
Hon has lfti0 special agents on tlie
ground ill lis efforts to ball the big
llgni, ami none or tliem will go home
until after the same.
It inny Interest somebody to know
ttiut Dr. E. H. Keeling is nil osteopulh
sot Snerumeuto, Calif.
A bnsobull team well, well, well, well
You printers have your gall.
To put up posters 'round the town.
That you would play some hall.
Well, we went out Into tho lot,
To seo the bloomln' game.
And really, it was pretty fair,
llntll the second frame.
r
Your pitcher started to blow up, ,
And another followed suit,
And then you printers, one and all,
Just Btarted In to boot.
86 when tho Binoko had cleared away,
And that third Mining hit,
The Knglets had thirteen bonie riins,
And then they mnde ten more.
Old chaps, perhaps you can set type.
Hut get this through your dome:
Your place is not a baseball field,
JBut the county's Old Folks' Home;
A. Mel).
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DRAWING THE LINE.
OH, every mortal nil-mfiit has had its rip on, mo, and I've
ItnowiJ wlial a pnj( ni(:yiit whyn taking IxHM.'Nct, toi. In
Troy I had himhajjo, inKn.4as I iu npinips, and li.ero in San
Dioo" licnralyia bumps tli bpinps. And wlicn in old Ni'braska
my liwr waNii't riht, nnd'up in Athabasca my bunions' were a
sight. Pvo traveled here anil yonder, that cond'ort I might seize,
hut everywhere I wander 1 have somo new disease. In laino I
had tin? shingles, in lllnois the eroup, and when 1 wrote my jingles
they were not. worth a whoop. Anil all throughout the nation the
surgeons sought my door, and said, "An operation will make you
(ia1u onee more. Oh, lei us earve your body we'll do the job
with en re and you'll be feeling gaudy and fit to whip a bear."
And friends and neighbors told me to try the surgeon's knife, but
I replied "Heboid me I'm still as large as life! And when King
Death releases my soul from this worn trunk, I shall not die, in
pieees I'll perish in one 'chunl,," The surgeons still are heW-
jug On every known disease and o'er the land they're strewing .Un1,
sawed-ol'f heads and knees; they, boost their carving riot, and, oft
I wonder whwloi: invalids who try it are pretty sure to die.
BOSTON, Junt' -MIkb Constance
Bouck of Leadviltc, C'nlo., a i'rhman
at Simmons CfillfK. 1h aunoumed un
hc-ad of htT rla.H in Kt-nfral intelll-
Kfcnce. The (u-cision vuk reached
through the application of mentality
tentH originated by Or. A. A. Jtoback,
liiMtructor in pliychulugy at Harvard
Lnivernity ami at SimmonH.
"The twelve partH of the lioback
teata, with the exception of tie unal
okv, hard oppoHitert and direct tentH,
wliich were, based on familiar piin
eljjleH, were devifted .ny'lti;. Itubaek
with the college Hifulent In nUnd," it
wax explained In t uniiijuncin the
award. . . ; :
"One of tlie rxoat jnterestinff of
the tent (tueHtiotiH 1h Ue prol)lemH lent,
designed to Kaue capacity to yrapph
with a practical sit nation. One of
tho problems, for exampb. asks 'If
you were on the seventh floor of a
department store in a hurry to get
to the ground floor and two elevators
came tit the name ttime, one attracting
a large crowd anil the other only iwo
passengers, which would you take and ,
why?' The person of under-average j
and some of average intelligence I
answer at once, "The elevator with
two passengers, because It easier
to get in and out of.' Jt takes the
supe-rior intelligence to reason thut
the full car will in all probability ex
press to the ground floor, whereas
the nlmoKt empty one would stop on
the way down at each floor to take
on more passengers.
"The relations test was another
poser: 'If. two firm, couini were to
mnrry,; what would be the forrner
and the new relationship' at MiH. A'h
sister's husband to. Mr.'X's? o Answer,
former," relation, first cousin by mar
riage; new relation,- brother-lq-law.
Of Mr. X to .-Miss A's mother; Answer,
obi relniion. nephew; new, .' ' on-iu-law.
- Of t Miss A'h brother. to. .'Mr. X's
sister? Answer, first J , 'dguain and
brother-Inlaw. Of .Mr. X's father to
Miss A's bnther? . Answer uncle and
sister's fatherin-law. Irr .and Mrs.
X's child to .Mr. X's bfinher's child?
Answer, second cousin, first cousin.
"There were ten others besides the
relations and the problems tests to he
answered inside of thre(e hours.
"The six highest scores were ob
tained by American girls of Ameri
can parentage, it was added.
J
U. S. A. Has Fourth of China's
Population, 60 Times R. R. Mileage
I'EKIXCl, Juno 20. Prpsldi'nt Hsu ly untruvorBed. This not only hinders
Khlh-chane, iliscMiKsIne rallwnvs in hi3 tho proper industrial development ol
hook recently Issued, "China Af!er tha country but it also sows the seeds
of future international complications,
the Win-." recites that China has 2 1 Therefore.ln tho interests of all con
rail way lilies, with a total mileage of eerned arrangements should be mod-
about. 7.UO0, whereas the United Ifiod so as to preclude undesirable
States, with an area about tlin saifte possibilities. '
as China, and with only one-fourth i i in ancient China well constructed
of the popillatlon, hus 2(HI,00rt nilleai courier roads used to radiate from the
of railway,, or 6fl. times as much, metropolis to the provincial capitals
'.Many .of our lines," he continues,
"were at first built with foreign cup-
uml from these to otjier cities of the
country. There were more than liO,-
I'ho diversity of foreign Inter.. O00 miles of roads, but nowadays
few of them are fit for traveling.
"The United States alono has more
than 2,000,000 miles or highways.
"Sometime ago the ministry of in
terior promulgated a set of regula
ital.
ests has made it impossible to lay out.
our lines according to some compre
hensive plun for the whole country.
Such being the case part of the cap- (
Ital seems to have been Invested in
unimportant routes while many more Hons for construction of highways
Important regions are without modern The program was an ambitious one.
means of communication.' 1 Although it is not easy to carry out.
"Since the first construction of a good beginning will have been made
railways In China, forty years ago, if the old courier roads are recon-
no less than $400,000,000 has been structed so that there will be 10,000
expended; yet trunk lines are found miles of good modern roads radiarln?
only north of the Yangtsze river and from the national capital and another
east of llonan province, leaving the 50,000 miles radiating from the pro
great plains south and west practical- vincial capitals.
HOW MUCH DO '
YOU KNOW?
1 . What is a petit greed animal
culled?
'2. What is the com para live food
value of beefsteak to whole milk?
:t. I low do you remove bad odors
from milk ?
4. What Is the best kind of soil
for general farming?
fi. Mow much rent does the Tutt
ed States government pay for build
ings occupied In the district of Co
lumbia? tl. 1 low long do pythons grow ?
7. Why is a hjppotatuus called n
river horse?
5. How does the honk worm enter
the body?
What two things did the colo
n 1st s believe wen nf utmost imp'b
taneo In hiving the foundation for a
new government ?
1 U. What was tho "best nolle."
of Colonial times?
Answers to YcMerday's (Jitvsfmiis:
1. What brings the blood back to
the heart? Ans. The blood Is return
ed to the heart by muscular action.
2. Why iloes blond not flow back
In the veins? Ans, The Veins have
valvt s which pre cut backward flow.
;i. How many di isions of gender
a io t h e re ? A n s. Th e re a re foil r,
masculine, feminine, common and
neuter.
4. What did Tom e de I .eon dis
cover? Ans. ! lorida.
0. What were the two greatest pe
liods nf Hpeculatlnn our country lias
ever known? Ans. The period fol
lowing the removal. by President
.lack son of the government money
from the 1'ntted States bank and the
placing of It in state hank and the
period of profiteering nt the close
of the world war.
and caves where water carrying lime
In its solution seeps through the roof
and by evaporations leaves an Icicle
like projection hanging down.
7. 1 low were t he ( Ireat T,nkes
formed? Ans. Uy visits nT great ice
sheets.
S. Why do we have states? Ans.
Iiffercnoo in climatic, conditions gives
rise to different Industries necessitat
ing dfferent laws. It was also de
sired to keep the government as close
to the people as possible.
!. If the president holds a bill ten
days without signing It or returning
it to congress, what happens? Ans.
It becomes a law.
10. What are dentals? Ans. Den
tals are sounds made by the teeth in
speaking.
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t Hill 0Mc.
1' they uro Hmo forinutlona In cavvrns