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PAGE FOUR MEDFORD MATT; TRIBUNE. MEDTORD, OREGON. THURSDAY. JUJsTS 9, '1921 Medford Mail tribune AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER PUBLISHED EVKHT A KT E It NOON EXCEPT SUN DA t Ry THB . MEDFORD PRINTING CO. The Medford Sunday Sun is furnished ubscrfbers deBlring a, seven day daily newspaper. Office Mail Tribune Building, 26-27-29 North Kir street. Phone 75. A consolidation of the Democratic Times, the Medford Mail, the Medford Tribune, The Southern Oregon Ian, The Ashland Tribune. ROHERT W. It U II I, 6UMPTER S. SMITH, Editor. Manager. SUBSCRIPTION TEBMSl BT MAIL In Advance: . Daily, with Sunday Hun, year 7.R0 Daily, with Sunday Sun. month 7ft Dally, without Sunday Sun, year.... 6.50 Daily, without Sunday Sun, month .65 Weekly Mull Tribune, one year... 2.0J Sunday Sun. one year 2.00 BY CARRIER In Medford, Ashland, Jacksonville, Central Point, Phoenix, Talent: Dally, with Sunday Sun, month 7fi Dally, wiiiiout suntlay sun, month Daily, without Sunday Sun. year.... 7 Dally, with Sunday Sun, one year 8.60 All terms ay carrier, cash in advance, A JOKER IN FREIGHT REDUCTION. THERE is a little joker in the freight rate reduction on applet). The' rate for 100 pounds is reduced from ifl.GG to $1.50, but a charge f ten cents a hundred is added for storage in transit ship ments. Many shippers in car load lots, store apples at such places as Buffalo, New York and Tulsa, Oklahoma, and hold for a favorable market, making a quick delivery with no extra charge. Hut under the new tariff there will he a charge of virtually 5 cents a box for such privclcgc, which reduces the net gain in''rate to such shippers to only :i cents a box. " This reduction will not satisfy the apple growers of the north vest, nor is the Hi cent reduction a hundred sufficient. Therefore, the fight for lower rates to the Atlantic seaboard will have to con tinue, until a genuine reduction, free from jokers, is secured. Pen Sketch of George Collins in the Portland Telegram "I'd rather be a lamp poAt in Port- j "Sit down, Mr. Collins," was the land than the mayor of Now York j calm reply. City." "It's a nice afternoon," was ' , ,. tli Ocoikc's Kctond effort. Thus mused .co.Be 'I nomas f ollins ..Would you consider an offer to po aH he sold wooden nutmefB and pink some distance from Portland and take Jthluefnjj to the New ( England trade jfha rye of a branch house for us," He was selling mo- MiUU -ir r.nrman, wno never spills worus neeaiessiy. Official paper of the City of Medford. Official paper of Jackson County. Entered as nticant cltish matter at MertrorU, Oregon, under the act of March 8, 1879. MEMBERS OK THE ASSOCIATED PRESS. The Asoscluted Press Is exclusively enuuea 10 me use ior rfpuniicaiion or II news iliSDutchs cr"tlted to it. or not otherwise credited In this paper, and also cne local news puiiiikikmi herein. All rlKhls of republcatlun of Rpeclal dispatches herein are uIho reserved. ' - " r. Ye Smudge Pot f Arthur Pwry A TOO LOQUACIOUS ADMIRAL. a1;-: A reform imitator Iiy the name of McLaren, wuxed too strong eveu for the Willamette valley. In hln war against nubile dunces at AlcMlnnvllle, Oregon, and wan waltzed out of town to escape Immersion In the village pond. The gent took In ton much ter ritory In his allegations of Immorality, and secure! t- much reverse English n the hysterics. Ex-Senator Goorgo K. Chamberlain has been named a member of the ship ping board by the president, In spite of the fuct that the jr. sen. hud an eastern Oregon operator of a threshing machine picked out for the job. D.MIIiAfj SIMS talks too much. AVIietlicr his opinions on the ish situation are right or wrong, he is in no position to ex press litem. The tluty of an admiral in tin; I'. S. navy, is not to (Miter politics, not to express opinions on ticklish internal ion.'d questions, hut to stick to his ship. Admiral Sims made his first mistake when he wrote a hook. It was a good hook, hut that only made mat terse worse. For literary suc cess invariably (joes to the head, and at no time since the publication of the hook, has Admiral Sims appeared intellcctually,sobcr. A sc ries of magazine articles with his pictures sprinkled liberally through tin; text, only'added to the distemper. As a result, trouble in London was almost inevitable. For in Lon don Admiral Sims is more than a naval lion. For naval lions don't roar, lie is it literary anil social lion. Jt was his role as literary lion, that let loose the floodgates of indiscretion. So the situation has assumed a crisis in Admiral Sims' career, lie must decide whether be is to be a figure in politics and literature or a figure in the United States navy. He can't he both. If be finds difficulty in deriding, Secretary of the Navy Denhy will have to de cide for him. Home years ago. He was nelllng lira- (.-erics for u (lothain wholesale house, but railing on the peanut tUands in the small burgs got on iiiore',j ruf fled lUTVt'H. 1 Hu 1h u native of " Holyoke. Mass., Iteady for Alaska. . Well, the reply can only be guessed but Collins also said that he would be ready to start on the next train. He did leave the next day for Med- The more members of tin- American Legion who take advantage, of the loan feature of Ibe compensation bill, the better for the state and the better for the legion members thus benefitted. ALLEGED FRIENDS OF THE 1 NEWLYWED COUPLE (Marshflold News) It was quite a party, some, said, and one man had been captured ' from his recent bride and was be ' lng made n goat of many short comings. The party, so it was said, Intended to turn this man out . ' somewhere about town In his 11. V. D.'s. Mica Womack has discovered an asbestos mine, and In view of recent predictions, this Is a timely discovery. The bonus bill passed, and now the spectacle of ex-service men throwing the people's money nt the birds, Is ex pected In chronic kicking circles As long as congress Is going to make pants makers put wool la wool garments, they might ns well suspend the uso of pasteboard in sho soles. ALSO A MESS (Salom Capital-Journal) With crops ripening on their hands, berry-growers face a ser ious situation. Perhaps you noticed that tho here tofore unheard of congressman, who WedneBduy ciillod Juck Dempsey mg uum who dodged the draft," was out of the dungnr zoao. The cIiihhIIN cation was correct, and his discretion suporb. . J' .: , ; i ,: Autoists continue in tholr endeavors to commit ..assault mid buttery.. tiMn Kspee freights', at the ' Main t Stem crossing. Tho railroad will employ tne same rules and eiiulpment It for merly used nguliiBt cows, and soon hi Btall Fordguurds wherever tho rouds run Into the trucks. The girls are weuriug monkey furs around their necks. There are Just as many monkeys us ever, but fewer alley cats. It novcr occurs to I ho keen-eyed kops to look In the weeds for Btills. A stranger wus In town Thura. look ing for a luwyer, and a tourist whs In search of an auto mechanic, and found neither. " The king of liulgurln shows up on page 2 of the SF. Kxumlner Wed wearing Fred Cbumpliu'g swullowtnll coat, , An 87 VCflr old nlC.klKli'knt. unit n 11 yeafll old piurderer received some pub licity tue first of the week in the news j i'" A LA MODE A chokr o, moln and nionkev fur Wa tSia birthday present 1 gave to her.,,, , 'T; was the present most In taste, she said, For the August sun blazed overhead. jub nmii no flit?, a iit-ver Knew That a monkey fur wus a magnet too; But the longer she wore that fur now guess , The shorter grew my lady's dress. Until (well, why wasto words like these) The populace gazed at her dimpled , knees, Hut still on the swan-like throat of her. ' ' Cy Welt Mason ' Ml KEEP BOOSTING. TNKRK'S no good in roosting like owls on a limb; there's more sense iu boosting' with ardor ami vim. There '-s no good in L -1 111 the viewing all things with dismay; far better lir hewing somi every ibiy. There always are knockers enough iu a town grouchy old talkers run everything down; they kick if we're "rowing, they kick if we're not, wet blankets they're throwing till everyone's hot. I'npopular geezers, when'er tli'ey appear, these oid Khenezers who knock by the year. They're whiskered mid frowsy, they're not up to date, they always are drowsy save when they orate, save when they are kicking because of some tax, and wearily picking the' burs from their backs. The custom of knocking, if given full play, is thoroughly shockm-;, it makes men decay. The habit of lookinj: all chipper and bright, insteiul of Kiulzookintf and cussing all niflit, will make you a winner, what ever your trade, oh, tanner and tinner and man with a spade! There's no nood in cawing and croaking like crows, and drearily drawing blue prints of your woes; far belter be sinning some madrigal dope, and cheerily sprinuinji a puckac,. of hone and was a member of ihe Holyoke ford. At first the former Bay Stater Elks' lodge. Until 1910 all be knew thought the new job was to be some about regon was that the prunes grew t where in Alaska, and while not want tall out here. One night be happened ing to leave Oregon, he was nnxious up to lojtee and heard ibe invitation .to get the truck Job out of Bight. read asking the bills lo visit J'ort- Medford has been the home of Sir. land as the guests of Xo. 14:!. land Mrs. Collins from that time forth. ioltl on Trees. I Mr. Collins has taken an active part Tlie invitation told how much in Chamber of Commerce activities, money Portland lodge was going lot being one of its directors.. He was Hp.'nil in entertaining ihe visitors, i county chairman of the state coin- When Collins heard the sum, he look- mittne of defense during the war and ed up Ihe size of the Oregon organl station and when he saw such a small crowd was willing to Idow in such a large pile on entertaining visitors, lie made up IiIk mind that money grew on trees out here. Collins is now general manager of .Mason, Ehrginn & Co.'s branch waa active in every drive put on In Jackson county. Hut this citizen, who is In the young middle ages, has never held a politi cal Job and never expects to not even on the school bnurd. , Is a Live Worker. Still, he is one of the livest little wholesale grocery house In .Medford wires in the Medford Klks lodge and and Klamath Falls, making ills bead- In Tlilluh Temple, Mystic Shrine, lo (juarters in the Jackson county city, cated at Ashland. He -waa potentate lie liaa been active in almost every of tho temple in 1918 and exalted line of endeavor since residing within ruler of the lodge in 1!)20. the shadow of Table Hock. And like I Knees Are Hi-oken. the Irishman's well-known flea, I When 15 years old, Oeorgo Collins Oeorge is' getting more active every became an apprentice in the Itiver uilnute. side Paper mills nt Holyoke. For He reached Portland 'March 17, four years he worked days one week llill, and thought he had blown" into and nigltts the next, drawing . jiay the fairyland he had been reuding'rnnging from $1.25 to $4 a day. Jlc about so many years.1 hnil just received his Journeyman's .. The Massachusetts man hadn't papers nnd was getting settled in n been very well press ngented before ' nice Job when one night "the string lie reached the Willamette valley;' so broke." lie discovered there were no banks or - - In some unknown manner he was railroads needing presidents. lint a caught in a largo belt and how I e little thing like that would never faze escaped being killed no earthly nersr.ii .New Knglnnd Yankee ' who had can tell. Fellow workmen fuund him worked for a Xew York wholesale huddled in a heap in the corner witli house. Nothing but an nx or a load both kneecaps broken and bis body of T. X. T. could bother a cha with completely covered with bruises, lie as hard-boiled u business record as used crutches for n year and a cane possessed by Oeorge Thomas Collins. two years longer. He has not been Was Hoss of a Truck. iiililo lo dance or go fishing since. Ho went to work pushing a truck in Now Speaks French HAIL! INSURANCE ON CROPS NOW WRIT TEN AT LOW RATES FOR THE SEASON Xo Reduction for Part Time. Policies not effective until 24 hours after application i received. Don't wait for the storm,. Inquiries solicited. - ;.'.:',':. McCurdy Insurance Agency Telephone One-Two-Three Medford National Bank Bldg. LAMBERT TRUBLPRUF CORD TIRES The Ideal Tire for Light Commercial and Pleasure Cars A tire which is cheaper in cost per mile with, which blowouts and punctures are impossible that will go thousands of miles farther than ordinary tires is easy riding economical of gasoline that saves alt up-kecp expenses, and causes absolutely no vexation or annoyance. ,; .'. 318 East Main St. Medford, Oregon tho wai-cluiUHO of H. S. Oils & Co. Tho onrern Ih no longer here, hut when it Vv'u.s operating. ItK l:u:e of business was on the Ktist Side. Truck pushing wiiHii't exactly in duoi-Re's line. He hadn't oven taken a oorreHponn'ence school course In tIKs work. Ho he was on the lookout tor1 something thai didn't require such a strong hack. One a I'ternonn ho received a tele phone call from Mf.'T3hrmnn. It was just a nice little calf aHkiiiK the new comer to drop urouml when he had time. OeorKe kicked the hand truck over into a quiet corner and made a I hee-line for Mnson, ' Khrman & Co. That wholesale firm had his record in its filoa, 1 "Mow rtn you dri' Mr. Khrman." sulci Oeortfo, smlltriK1 "have ' nice elKar." I 1 u When he could work he secured n Job making blank hooks, hut after while decided to follow In his father's footsteps and sell groceries to the re tailers. A New York house tried him out on the. "small fry" in Western Massachusetts, Connecticut and in Southern Vermont, liut George wear ied of crawling down into basements and up Into attics of the little green groceries kept by Greeks and Portu guese. At the age of 22 he wedded Miss Uosa Hoissey, of Montreal, and now can talk French like a doughboy. Collins enjoys auto driving and ko daking, but just now his chief indoor and outdoor sport is serving as a very active member of the newly appointed Oregon Tourist commission. David i W, Hazen in Portland Telegram. VILMO FLOUR STRICTLY GUARANTEED Made in the Rogue River Valley from su perb Rogue River Valley Wheat You Will Save Money Without Sacrificing Quality I Ask your dealer for VILMO or phone 84, and we will delivemame. ROGUE VALLEY MILLING CO. Ring Sketches of Bygone Years (Sketch No. Five) The liciHVywelKlit clmmiilonsliln BU lied out of tho Ki'imp of tin American for tho first time on at. Putrick's day. 18!7, whon Hubert Kltzsliuimins, u lanky Australian pounded Junius J. forliett into buIiiiiIhsIoii ill tho four teenth round at Curson City, Nov. 1 his occasion was thu first of Its kind tit which iiiovIuk pictures were taken. Iloth fighters enjoyed kineto- scopo rlKlits as tho sldo money from the inovIVs was denominated at that time. It was also tho beginning of n wom an a entry Into tho role of spectator. Afler Hlzsiinmons hud planted n blow over Corbett's heart and then brought the battle to a close by slash- ing lights and lofts to the stomach. the Australian's admirers leaped into the ring nnd tried to grasp him by the hand in congratulation. Corbett flamed with anger and charged through the fans and ho ami the new champion were locked in n vicious clinch. Out siders separated them. HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? them in short time? Ans. Tho cock roach. 1 Why does the heaver build dam? Ans. In order to raise water or a stream to a sufficient height to glvo him entrance into his homo any nine. , o wuiu muds or motion are there? Ans. Thero are two, sliding nnd roll lng. 6 What Is tho most malleublo sub stance? Ans. Hold. 7 What, kind of a bear is tho bruin of the stories? Alls. Tho brown bear of lOurope, for hruiii merely means u row n. , 8l)o bananas grow In tlio position we see them displayed In tho stores Ans. No just tho opposite. How high do bamboo trees grow? Ans. homo of them reach the height of 200 feet. 10 What sort of an animal is the Aye-Aye? Alls. It Is a mammal of tho lemur family found in Madagascar. It lias large eyes, a bushy tall and lives Iu tho densest part of the jungle. I hat Is the color of the flower which makes way for tho banana? Iu what state was the Ku Klux Klan organized? 3 What Is a lobby? 4 What Is logrolling? G What are star routes . ti What was the most Important event in linii 11. ( 7 How long did the trial of Charles Gulteau, assassin of tiarfleld Last? 8 What is an armature? 9 What Is a binnacle? 10 What Is a facade? Antwors to Yesterday's Questions 1 -V hat is the most ductile of sub- slanrrj? Ans. I'laiinum. How do bees feed their young? Ans. They carry home pollen on their thighs ami after rolling it up in halls press It Into the cells containing the young. It is called bee bread. .1 hat pest Is n natural enemy of CORNS Lift Off with Fingers V Hoesn't Jinrt CltiiiK close as ever ilio monkey fur! ANON.'tl'e iHMlbug and will clear u bouse of without erorM or ur.'atioii.' hill TW . L- . " ' ' "'l' .," ,m Rn KMng corn, instantly that corn stop hurting, then shortl'v you lift it right off with ting?. Trulv'i our driuigist t a tinv hoitle .f 'r-reeiune" for f-w coals, suffiriviit t remove every hnrd rorn. ...ft ..... ... corn between the ton, nnd the rallu'ava LIVE and LET LIVE I believe in giving the people a square deal nnd charging reason able prices at all times. That Is why I made the Price of 15c onei way hot ween ' Medford anil Jacksonville nnd 2."c for round trip. 1 don't bellevq people expect mo to haul them less than cost and. therefore the price will remain tho same. If people want-the stroet car to continue tlioy should patronize the snmo. I JOK (iAfiXOX, PKOP. MKIU-Oltl) COAST P.AILWAV. I REPRESENTATIVE WANTED f F. N. Clark & Company of Portland, Oregon, desire to secure the services of a responsible man as their local repre sentative in Jackson County. . Qualifications necessary; local bank references as to character and responsi bility, ability to furnish satisfactory bond, selling ability, and if possible ex perience in buying and selling of securi ties. We have a very attractive proposition to offer the right man. Position perma nent. If a man, otherwise qualified, lacks the training, we shall be glad to train him. Address communications to Mr. Or ton E. Goodwin, Treasurer, F. N. Clark & Company, 1009 Wilcox Bldg., Port land, Oregon. FORD SERVICE! . You can linve the satisfaction of knowing that your repair job 1ms the expert 'personal attention of W. B. Farmer, a graduate of the Ford Service School and formerly in charge of the E. C. Simmons shop at Eugene. You arc safe-guarded against ap prentice work and a guarantee of complete satisfaction goes with every job. . Authorized Ford Schedule of Prices governs all work. VALLEY GARAGE FARMER BROS., Props. 32 Medford-Jacksonville Stage Line FARE 10c Walling room Mcdfonl, 5 South Front. Phonp :toi INTERURBAN AUTOCAR CO. ii, .. THE UNIVERSAL CAR A 15 ring your Ford car to us -when it needs to be " f i xed up ' ' or repaired. We guarantee the most reliable work; the genuine Ford-made materials, and to ask Ford prices. It is our business to know all about Ford cars. We have the necessary equipment with competent .'. workmen to do the work as it should' be done and to give you prompt attention at all times. When you want to buy a. Ford car we earnestly solicit your order. . C. E. GATES AUTO CO. Cor. Sixth and Puclfio Highway SERVICE Medford Iron Works Tractor, Truck, Spray Outfit, and tiaa Engine Hcpalrlng a Specialty GK.VliR.VL FOUNDRY AND MACHINE SHOE GOOD CLOTHES I Make Then KLEIN -SU" 188 Kul Man Bt.