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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry
Tho Stlllman and Stokes divorce
casoB are entertaining and instructive,
but no more than the McCarthy di
vorco case of Hoiso, Idaho, wherein
the 'member of tho ornlest sex, the
plaintiff, was laid low by a well aimed
wringer, hurled and heaved by the de
fendant, when requested to account for
tho spending of the wash money.
Two yeggs were caught Wed. with
more speed and dlBpatch, than it they
hud just took u drink.
Tho proposal to estublish a wood
pile for tlie convenience of auto tour
ists Is n dandy, but the city must not
forget to keep the kindling box full.
The Espeo furnishes lis tourists wJth
old Hen. and no eoriHiration I .taic
to outclass this municipality. eYUl thf
in by Attorney (Icnoiul Van Winkle.
Prices have dropped 100 to 85 cents
a Columbia records. Now Ih the time
i Btoek up. Palmer Pluno House, 234
lost Main. " " ' ' 21
Four year?' q'sri today about twenty
ouiig luen'of Medford and vicinity
eparted for tbo llremnrton navy yard
nvlne previously enlisted In tbo
aval Reserve. They received quite a
-wmiiii?, l
model ii
Medford
yourself
Mrs. I
Weaver
the Nut:
hotel ar
and D.
McClelli
land.
OPPORTUNITY Ifftiot'l
(From Letter Received) )'
,"I am hunting happiness. J urn look
ing for a tall, blue eyes 50 years old
husband. Ho must have a million ?
name ns I.
1 am small, called pretty, brown
oyes, never did a bad act in my life.
If 1 can find a person I can lovo hotter
than llfo and am sure hn loves mo. 1
will marry him. Zelnia Drulucy,
125 W. 12th,
Pnublo, Colo.
Please glvo this (o (ho best looking
bachelor In your city. Send photo. '
Tho city of Portland should not do
all Its worrying about the starving
and plow-shy Europeans. They need
some biillpliiycrs on thnlr ball loam.
"The big man from New York,"
Mica Woninck has been waiting for
3D years, will arrive "on thu morning
train from tho south."
GLORIFIED SMUDGE
we talk about r)ocoiuber, wo talk
about sweet Juno, but why not add old
April, smuduy April to the tune"
Birds back from tho southland, and
Jack Frost from tho north bring Iholr
songs and icy breath and shout for all
their worth. No ono is hero to greet
tho birds they act as if they uro lost,
but tho orchardlsts hold a smoker to
entertain .lack Front.
And now this smoke comes rolling
oiid covers us like Bin and old John I),
who boIIb tho oil Is the only one to
Rrin. It. lights upon the curtains and
makes tbo housewives swear, and
creeps Into tho crevices and darkens
up your hair. It is the finest powder
anyone ever met. for It can change a
ulnndo into a sweet brunette.
It chniiBCB white dogs into black and
black ones blacker still, und tho taste
up on iho palate is like u bitter pill.
It gets Into our noses till we can hard
ly blow, but once you get her going
then it is woe unto the haudkles which
look as if they've been used to wipe
tho grouse off from tho family Tin
Lixziu standing peacefully In the shack
breathing all the smudge which will
make her cough and hack.
It smokes us all up proper Just like
nn Eskimo, and darkens our complex
ions and makes our temper flow. Hut
if smoke preserves other meat why
should we growl at smudge? It will
mnko us nil live longer so let us not
begrudge the farmers, but all begin to
sing, "Hurrah for Smudge, longllvlty
it brings." iSl'liMITTKlil
Helped Her Lntie Girl
Children need all their strength for
growing. A lingering cold weakens
them so that the system Is open to
attack by more serious sickness. Mis.
Amanda l'llnt, Hoiite 4. New Philadel
phia. O., writes: "Foley's Honey and
Tar cured my little girl of the worst
tickling cough. 1 hud tried many things
and found nothing to help until I got
Foley' Honey and Tar." Hives liiune
dlato relief fouu dislressiui:. racking.
tearll'S coughs. Kohl everywhere. Adv.
WORDS VERSUS WORK.
LEXIXK is converted. The preat Kussiati kiiilcr. after four years
of su-calletl communism, declares the Marxian L'topiu an idle
dronin. Completely irversiiiB his former policy, lie now favors the
development of Russian resources by foreign capital. With extraordi
nary energy and courage, he has already set nliout to tear down the
Jiolshevik house of cards and build up a capitalistic system in its
place-
"The world is not ready for communism," he declares, "thn new
freedom for the human soul has not even reached its dawn. It will
come, but not in this generation. We must rebuild on new lines, and
bequeath the glory of a better day to our sons."
lirave words, but we fear not altogether true ones or at least not
sufficiently inclusive. Lenine declares the communistic: Utopia will
come, and practical considerations render further dalliance, with theo
ries too advanced a waste of time. In other words the true Bolshe
ist has only to look ahead a few score years, and perceive the realiza-
ice Jyion of his dreams.
We doiilit it Tim i . w . . n i I . , I
at present practiced, is a total failure to find n substitute for work.
The Bolshevist has exhibited a fine capacity for talk, for artistic ex
pression, particularly in the line of music and art, for philosophic
speculation, for murder, lust and general destruction, but as far as
(he outside world has been informed, no capacity at all for common
every day work.
Now, no civilization has ever
work and no civilization ever will,
out Human animal inhabits an entirely different ball of dirt. Uto
pias were constructed before words were created, the lazy man's
paradise has been pietorially etched on slabs of stone, but nothing
actual has ever come of them and nothing ever will.
Our present civilization may
improved civilization may already be on the way, but when, it is in
final working order it will be found, that its foundation lies, not
on manual labor entirely, though manual labor will have to be done
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uiu on common, every clay, productive industry, on the part of mem
bers of society as a whole. ,
That is where Bolshevism has
not too far advanced, but too out of date. In a primitive society,
probably two hours work, with a club and flint was enough, and a 2:2
hour day of feasting and slubber and conversation was all that was
required, but with the advance of civilization, industry on the nnw
of the iudividua l's become more
llieretore, in a new and better
more work on the part of the majority rather than less. In that new
world there will be no idle rich class, there will be no idle middle or
lower class, there will be no dictatorship of the capitalist, There will
be no dictatorship of the proletariat; there will be a genuine commu
nism, not of free soup, on one hand, or free palaces on the other, hut
ireedom for all and contentment for all in direct nronorli.n. to il.
contribution of labor, by hand or
J rue, this resembles in some
H. , .
lit f tuk.ii 1 1 f I i I ...... 4 ...1 1,1,,
7 winu-m hiiiuii mat
.-Nixon word work." Here is the
a new civilization can not be made and until our Lenities and Trotz
skys realize this, their dream of tomorrow is no less idle, than their
dream of today- ;
jffu RipplingRhumQstsSi
THE OLD
T I'OI'RTKL) Jane for many years 'twas either eight or nine
J- before she wiped away my tears, and said she would be mine;
whereat, I rose and gave three cheers, and thought my luck was
fine. And I knew much enneeniinj; Jane, ere she became my
bride; she had the sense, when there was rain, to rise and step in
side; she was piod, and in her brain there was no foolish pride.
And she was sweet and calm and wise, her temper well eon
trolled, and at the fair she took the prize for butter bright as
Bold, and she could bake the smoothest pies a man's insides could
hold. And Jane knew me exceeding: well ere courting- days were
done; she'd studied mo for quite a spell, and didn't shy or run
that time the sexton tolled his bell, announcing we were one.
That distant day 1 fondly view, the memory survives, when I went
to the church and drew the best of female wives'; and no divorce
court ever threw its shadow on our lives. Xoy youths ro eourt
in half n day, and (hen their love confess; and' damsels, think
in t,' murriuKe play, look coy and answer "Yes;" and then they're
spliced and trot away to harvest their distress. And marriage
proves a weary tramp across a soSSy lea, aud he's a hoob and ship's
) yam., and they can ne'er aKi'ee, and lawyers take their final
stamp to ad her a decree.
How Much Do
You Know?
I What Is vivisection?
-What is the national wealth of
Cunndu?
3 At whose grave are the Stars and
Stripes permitted to float at night?
I What is the world's largest rail
way tunnel?
5 How many national parks h,is
congress created?
li What Is a "manifest"?
7 In what state was the llattlo of
Antielam fought?
s What is displacement?
II -What figure of speech Is in the
sentence. "She sang like a nightin
gale? 10 Which Is (he "Keystone" stato?
Answers to Yesterday's Questions
I What people call their country
the "Flowery Kingdom"? Ans. The
Chinese.
-In what peculiar manner do the
Chinese bury their dead? Ans. They
aro bulled in graves built round In the
form of a horseshoe.
3 How do chinch bugs attack
plants? Ans. They puncture tho
stalks of corn and wheat and suck the
juices.
i--u 11:11 is me color of chlorine g;i
Ans. R is a pale yellow color.
ii.,ml,lu n lfli Hi.. l!,,luli-;tf i, ..
endured without a- foundation of
at least until an entirely differ
be a goner, a brand new and vastly
"
fallen down. Its essentiul theory is
and more imperative.
world I here will undoubtedly lie
brain.
particulars the soci.ili;,. ,i i....
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.... 7
(immi. Ijk-Ks is that .simple Anirlo-
straw, without which tl. l.;,.i.. ,.
WAY.
5 What is a chronograph? Ans. It
is an Instrument of delicate mechan
ism for measuring and recording min
ute portions of time.
(i What is the life of a seventeen
year locust? Ans. The perfect insect
lives but u few weeks. They do not
start their work of destruction until
lull grown.
7 Ho early or Into apples make the
best eider? Ans. I. ate tipples.
X How big was the circus Maximus
of ancient Rome? Alls. It was 1S75
feet long and li"j feet wide. It is said
that it would accommodate from 150.
000 to 37:5.000 persons.
f Who was "The CM"? Ans. "The
Cid" was the name given to Hodrigo
Diaz, n famous warrior of Spain.
10 What is the meaning of the
word "clan"? Ans. "Clan" means
children and is a name given to men
handed together because of having a
common ancestry or because of any
other tie. The word almost always
means a division of Scottish Highl
landers. PROUP
6pasmcxlic Croup is frequently
relit ved by oneapplication of
V A ro Rub
0r f ? Million fan Lie J Yearly
E
BY CUPID DAMS
TOICIO. Japan's telephone system
which is not considered good, has, to
the dismay of the telephone author
ities, been suddenly disturbed by the
marriage of a large number of tele
phone girls in the Tokio exchange
The cause of tho sudden weddings
really springs from the old Japanese
irauiiion, wnicn In its turn cornea
froni China as bo many Japanese
things did, and is a result of giving to
each year the name of some animal or
bird.
The year 1920 was known as the
year of the monkey and the monkey
year is proverbially regarded by the
Japanese as being distinctly unlucky
for marriages. One reason for this is
that the Japanese word for monkey
which is saru also signifies "to go
away." Therefore, an apprehension
has arisen that brides of tho monkey
year are apt to abandon their hus
bands. Moreover, tho children born
of tho year's marriage are apt to be
too wise, or, "monkey-wise," as the
Japanese put it. Now the following
year is the happy and glorious year
of the birds. For this is the Japanese
word tori which also means "to
take" or "to gather in." Hence, the
telephone girls of Tokio like many
other of tho land aro gathering to
themselves husbands.
MEXICANS M
U.S. INTERVE
SIEXICO CITY. The fear of I'll Red
States intervention which is always
apparent In Mexico was illustrated re
cently when an imaginative correspon
dent in Vera Cruz advised his Mexico
City newspaper that "a fleet of Amer
ican vessels, most of them cruisers
formidably armed, had just anchored
off this port."
The correspondent added that at the
time his dispatch was filed it was too
dark to identify the vessels definitely
but that "the entire city of Vera Cruz
is in a frenzy of excitement over this
entrance of United States warships
into our waters."
It was later discovered, however.
that the much feared armada consist
ed of six small boats recently pur
chased by the American government
from Groat llritain for more-hunt mar
ine service. '
ON EGGS IN TARIFF
WASHINGTON'. April II (Tele
gram Washington Eureau) Senator
McN'ary has arranged to present the
demand for the Oregon co-operative
poultry producers for a duty on eggs
to tho ways and means committee, for
consideration in connection with (he
permanent tarlft.
Go After
Rheumatism
Right
VivM. (if all, r.MMimaltam must be
treated internally. The blood Hlinuld
bo purified and tho Ftomach and kid
ni'H mudo Ut do their work prop
erly.
Masfinpro tho sore and swollen parts
at least twice daily with nn oil that
will not irritate or inflame the ttkin.
Keep th bowels open to help the
treatment.
Yn u eit n pet e very t h i n s n er essa ry
in thu complete Anti-Trie, outfit. If
your urine 1m discolored or has a bar1
odor tho effect of Anti-Trio Tonh: wilt
Kive you an early confidence in the
treatment. The jar of Anti-Trie will
help proper massage of the painful
surfaces. A supply of the la mom;
TuMnian Tills will furnish the correct
laxative.
These three preparations contain
only vegetable Ingredients. All arc
in one generous, .compact package.
I'ho price complete is $1.50 and there
,s u money back guarantee with every
package. Hot the Anti-Trie outfit to
day from.
IIKATH'S Dlilti STOUT.
Adv.
DR. RICKERT
jf!? -
Eyes Scientifically Tested
and Glasses Properly Fitted
xo nnors vsed
Broken lenses Accurately Duplicated
ciulto 1-2 over May Co.
80H K. Mnln. I'twtair
C j r buys o brand
ii t oew Coron
w portable typo
writrr. Other msWei
t Attractive prices.
8 u before you buy.
mi m iu
HOOK M'OIIK
NTION A
MORALLY DEAD
IRON
CONSTANTINOPLE. The Huron-
ess Wrangel, wife of the general who
commanded the ami-Bolshevik army
in southern Russia until Its defeat and
collapse, declares that the "demorali
zation of our boys and girls, the next
generation of Russians, is one of the
blackest tragedies of the bolshevik
nightmare. They have stolen the
minds of our children."
Abundant evidence from trustworthy
sources among the vast Russian refu
gee colony here is available on this
subject.
"Our girls are dead, morally," is a
phrase in a letter dated a month ago
received here from Moscow, smuggled
out by way of Heval, written by a
woman to her nephew in Wrangel's
array. "I am kept alive only by the
hope of seeing you again. Never re
turn here with your children. If they
survivo famine and disease, the bol-
sheviki will make animals of them."
One of the demands of the revolting
workmen In Moscow and other cities
has been that the communist educa
tion be abandoned.
Eela Kun, who in Budapest attempt
ed to give the children of the very
poor special playgrounds and intro
duce in a measure methods well
known in the United States, has tried
to organize the villas and palaces of
the Crimea into rest houses and liospi.
talg for children. Recently a Crimean
wireless requested help from the
American Red Cross for this purpose.
A. F. & A. M.
Regular communication Med
ford Lodge No. J0:i, Friday
evening, April 15. 7:30 p. m.
Important business.
21 L. K. WILLIAMS, Secy.
"Indispensable"
After 9 Years
of Internal
Baths
Mr. Addison I. Williams. Box 1054
San ford. Tin., writes Tyrrell's Hygi
enic Institute of New York as i'ol
!ow.s :
"Regarding tho 'J. B. I,. Cascade.'
I feel it is one of the indispensable
articles and should be in every homo
I havu not taken $10 worth of medi-
ine since obtaining it about nine
years.
You can bo free from biliousness
md constipation, with all tho ills
which they product, by an occasional j
internal uaui. i no j. n. u, tusi-auo
idministera these scientifically, it
being an invention of Chas. A. Tyr
rell, M.D., of New York, for 25 years
i specialist on internal bathing.
By tho proper application of Na
ture's cure warm water it keeps
tho lower intestine free of all poison
ous waste, and permits every function,
to work in harmony and without clogging-
hence makes ono consistently
bright, capable and well.
West Side Pharmacy, Main and
Grape Sts., will be glad to show und
explain the "J. B. L. Cascade" to you
and will also give you free on request
an interesting and authoritative book,
' Why Man of Today is Gully 50 Per
Cent Efficient," written by Dr. Chas.
A. Tyrrell.
Ask for it today while it is fresh
in your mind. Adv.
HOW TO USE
YOUR DENTIST
Titer would lie little dread of the
tlental chair if patients would make
regular visits and have their teeth
oxauiined at least twice a year. If
this plan is followed, the cavities will
be small and can be filled with a
minimum of pain.
Tartar deposits should also be
carefully removed and the teeth
thoroughly cleaned at the same time.
If this plun wero adopted by every
one a great many of the ills, which
are the result of tooth neglect, would
be overcome.
.'i lady ever looked bcmitiful with
dil'tv teeth.
DIJ. HKNKY It. PI HI,
I'hone. .-,o;l-l;. ;!OK K Main Ml.
INDEPENDENT
Auto Electric Shop
All kinds RariiRO and nuto electric
work guaranteed.
.. v. nriuiAM & x. o. c.vm,ahn
(Kit X. Rrano l'h"ne fl--Y
WESTON'S
Camera Shop
the Only Exclusive
Commercial Photographer
iu So a thorn Oregon.
NTegaties made any time oj
place by appointment.
Phone 147-J.
We'll do tuc rest.
J. B. PALMER
Bledford.
JIW jvist Main Street.
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iwm jp p
tsi III
MONEY IN
TIIAT'K the safest and most satisfactory
fooling vou can possibly have in regard to
finances. Yon know yon can get it out
when need he, but the inclination is to keep
building the balance ever bigger.
A "Nationalized", account at the First Na
tional repi-osents even' more than you an-'-ticipate
in good banking service.
Khe First National Bank'
Medford
THE WAR IS OVER
PRE-WAR PRICES ARE HERE
DIAMOND W COFFEE
Sells regularly at 40c per lb.
On APRIL 14, 15 and 16
We wi31 have a SPECIAL SALE on this
coffee
At 35c
3 lbs. for $
Mrs. Brasted will demonstrate
on these days
Come in and have a cup
FOUTS GROCERY
Our ideal, to make
better bread rather
than cheaper bread.
Our intention : To
maintain our
present high quality
Scholz's
Butter-Roll Bread
. at your grocer
WE
WEAVE
FLUFF
RUGS
FROM
Your Old t'arpets and Kuirs
Dlek Says: "The Hues Wo
Clean are ti.KAN When VK
I'lean Kni."
Free Delivery I'hone IK')
Mosan Art Rug Co.
. 119 West Tenth St.
Licensed
CITY SCAVENGER
All refuse Immediately removed on
short notice. Weekly vlait In resi
dence districts. Daily business dis
trict. Phone S9.
GOOD CLOTHES
I Mnko Tliera
KLEIN
TALLOB
12.1 Riuit Man St.
PICTURE
FRAMING
SWEM'S STUDIO
THE BANK
Oregon
Medford
Fish Co.
Sea Food
Fresh Fish
Dressed Poultry
That Appetizing
Portland Bread .
We Are Prepared to Serve You
Save $14.00 Save
POPULAR MUSIC, HARMONY,
RAGTIME PIANO ?LAYING
TAUGHT IN 12 LESSONS
2t tuUu bow railed. Kejulur
pi'ia ml 12 limu aeii klu ia SS4,
I'm- it short time w win caroll yon
for $46.00 and give .ran 12 wrelta ta
1T It In. F.uroll at oaaa as this spec
ial prire Is revocable at any time. It
Is merely nu lntroduelary olfer. Lea
sous given at your lioine la nny town
in the valley. .Mall us your, name null
address.
WATERMAN PIANO SCHOOL
.MKDl'ORl) STUDIO. 128 S. HOLLY
AUTO PAINT SHOP
L. G. SPRINKLE, Prop.
Automobiles Painted and
Revarnished
Phnn 777 i
221 North Fir.
SEWARD
HOTEL
"HOUSE OF CHEER"
ALDF.lt AT 10TH STREET,
FOKTLAXD, OKEGOX.
All the Oregon electric cars stop at
unexcelled. Wo strive to please.
Rates 1.50 and up. With bata
12.00 and up. Our dining room is
very popular, and our business men's
luncheon, and our regular and Sun
day dinners are not equalled else
where at our price. Opposite Olds,
Wortman & King's big store.
W. C, CULBERTSON, rroBrtcitnr,