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''VFWrr JV k f 4rA MHi" vUii ;, -I,, N Tt MlfiDJftMtD MAIL T1UBUN1Q. MMlXirOtth. 0R13C0K' ' MtlUgTOAY, 1NTAY 1ft, lOlli .:PAQB 17WO f f O ... V' I, ' t f fttXDPOKD MAIL TRIBUN ,1 ,i Ii ii ' in T HKWWAP T i AFTKIt JOON iaT Til! inci co, 'h M. Offls Mtill'TiibuM Butlainr, 1MMI Kwis FTf M-ft tWtHmM f. . ha IJfciii oerstto Times, th wora MA4L TIm M4t L Tlw Mrtford TrlheiMi, TR Bout OrHtnnlnn, Ths Ashland Tribune. um JTr, uy irmu..- ftaa month, tiv " OtfytMT. by iwill.. 8.W f er mi,, dvrR hr crrtr t .! Md QMirAl rota ftunuy wily, hr imII. Br war 1.00 . wifi imt year.: ;.. Offkiltl FDr of the City f Merd. nrf&ut Ttir nr JikceM CJountv. Mefiwd, Orga, SHlnnM MemkWM i, under the I i Kieuwr act of March 9worn Circulation for 1814, 168J. Full ( ir AsekUe4 PttM at Bteiie. Subscribers railing to receive 4 pprB promptly, phono Clrcu- lutlee Manager At 250R. "Opportunity kaecka but the most of u hear only the hollow echo." LAUGHS MomcHtsu.' Question. Duslaees 1-alher I received qulto a number of sealed proposals at the otflea leaser Daughter Were any of them addressed to we, pa? Balti more American. Tho Intwpfd Hex "Dob'I you think women are nat urally mere courageous than menT" challenged the champion of her sex. "Of coarse," said the horrid cfnlc. "No man would ever dare te get off a ear the way the aver age woman da. Kansas City Star. ChtUktiged "lr. Wllgus tried, to kiss me last evening." "How dared he?" "Ho didn't I dared hita." ritts- burg Press. " Used to That "I read out to liiy wlfb a headline this morning about the Ottaman masMere." "Wwa't she horrified? "Net she. Thought it waa a cut rate .bargain sale in a furniture store." Baltimore American. . Utit Ict Wing Pat, who waa left handed, waa be ing atreru la as a witness in the West Side court of Denver, "Held up your right hand," said the Bilge. Up went Pat's left hand. "Held up' your right hand!" com manded tho udge sternly. "Shure and I am, your honor," do dared Pat. "Me right hand'a on me left-hand aide," Tho Advance My Lady Mils Slie calls them Tlpperary hats, I don't know why it'o so No woman's lid was over known A long, long way to go, Shu wears tho thing n day or two, And thOil to JiIpcvs plucks, When It's good-by PIcndllly To another thirty bucks. Hut w hat's tho uso or kicking It You'vo really got tho dough Hotter buy that Tlpperary For the sweetest girl you know. San Kranclsco Chronicle Tompkins Tumbled "1b it Iruo tiint tho widow posed to Tompkins?" pro- AM JMugf'' r hhm ID PR "Yes, Jn a way. Tompkins was cttllln thero one ovonlng whon Bho JiRiiiletf hliu a novel to read entitled 'Put Yourself in His Place.' Tom kins took tho hint." Uostoa Trans cript, Natural iiuNHjucheo "J ipty'r-lto 'ou HnnW Khrl J'H d0 Mt llru,IcaUi you looking through 4 a knothole In the bahcMiall fence? Hoy Suro, you'll clums mo away and look through yourself. i Htt-afeKy 7 ' 'lulrni! tAhd when tho hounds . , fMaeed yeu, hoydhi you raanogo to ' Mave tkeui behind? Fok I 'ran with ifom through a sausage faory I ," " ' "' Aftt't, hew young Beutley Oi abtft. )iU hiiis. Hi-'iCti be nldMtci the Clliior, POOR RAILROADING. GONSIDURTKa the fort that it litis ho contention, tho Southerly Paoifil1 gives ordiimril.v a Very good aervieo to tho traveling putilic-rav boHor tliaH a fo yoai's Ugo when its sclicdnlo was nntoh lONVol anil ila e(jnpniont con sisted principally of objjolclo fin's dist-at'ded Troin ids east cm main lines. There is nothing spotnly about the Southern Pacific as yetits trains ineaider aloi'ig very lcisUvOlyjiiil thorOWrb saieiy, lor mere ik ho rivalry courso there is tbe Shasta Unutod niakinj:al)out a Reed timoasanavconnnodatiou train in the eastlait that is for tho rich" who can afford it. It cannot, hdwevor, bo through passenger train to wait from an hour to two, hours wane uautomut sirawoerries are noun iceti to ociier siano sliipinont as is being done daily at Ashland. "Why should the California strawberry shipper be favored at the ex pense of the traveling public? express on passenger trains, company to furnish refrigerator ears as other fruit ship pel's are compelled to? Complaint to railroad officials briuim forth the curt an uouncement "take the first The nrst section is composed should the traveling public tho Pullman companv to avoid unneccssarv delay? Lliev pay as much to the railroad Why discriminate? It is poor railroading that daily iiieonvetiienees hun dreds of passengers to remedy tho deficiency of an express company and accommodate a shipper. Would such a con dition be permitted if competition existed? That fellow who litis invented a way of bringing either sunshine or rain is a back number in this twentieth cen tury civilization. He should would kill a thousand men in A Boston minister declares men in Heaven. lie probably is merely trvintr to please Bostonians who think heaven .New Jiiiigland. Upton Sinclair has written a poem, lie makes Lusi tania rhyme with "sea" and with "View" proving that as a poet he is a corking investigator of the Chicago stock yards. Ex-prcx lluerta has bought if he only can get in with tho think he was a teetotaler in Evanston. 111., cops luivc per block is the speed limit Shorten the blocks. The ncierhth of Caution City, Iowa, man who already scltni. England now talks of fighting with "similar expedi ents." It must be tough to be killed by a similar expedi ent. Mr. Buck Ilcrzog announces that he was not licek by Mr. Zcckliiglcr, but merely forced to readjust his features. Those fellows who argue that a circle cannot be squared never let the baby play with one of their rings. Speaking of the Power wrote a poem called "Hail; straw hat day" and it did. '-' v I t II II- ' Someone charges there is a trust in fountain pens. Im agine anyone having trust in fountain pens. The "invisible government" still remains invisible to those who look the opposite direction. Japan and China evidently conjugate it: ultimatum, ill tinmtor, ultimatist. TOOK SIX MEN TO PULL LION'S WJiut would you do Jf you were right clofco tip to a grout big lion nml t!io lion opened his mouth and bared his big HJjarp feuh Ih, u wide buiile of huijiiiDSK n'ml Jelief. Would you fimSId buefc. iimT TlmtV wliat Vj) K'nyder, ehiof keeper of he Ctnilpl ul'rk ?oo in Now York City Mil for B0);erul ihij'M Akbur, Uio bigyietl lion i niiiu zoo, had been ugly. Tjio keepers deeiijeij jt must ho.tho tooth ucho, ' Snyder ufjil five .of Juh Jj-uKiy uiik'K aniieil tIiciti,iJvefj wHh i-IuIik ami ,roK!s uud pieeyih'il to Aklmr'H ear. (After foqr hour work tliey got liittt yoped toid ted down. Wlien Aktynr'n jaw wej-e pried oien one of 1ih teeth waa found to he bro ken. If vfaa rpiuoved; 1'liwi thvi V wtj!r ' 1 '. 12SH SSH SSSSj i to iditi' ii luaictvijeiieumu. vt ca'llod cood service, to force a If strawberries must go by why not force the express section, if you don't like it.' entirclv ot Pullmans. N hv be compelled to pay a bonus to on one section as on the other. have invented something that a second. there are more women than is pretty nearly the same as a home in New York. Now right gang they'll make him .Mexico. made a rule that three kisses for couples riding in autos. has been reached by a Mason has' commenced to dig hini- of the Press, a Chicago poet TOOTH; DIDN'T GIVE HIM GAS keepers fled. All but Snyder. The" big: Hon opened JiU mouth and bmilcd. buyuer hiuiled back. FOK SALK To closo an .estate, I offer for salo 0 acres of splendid land In the heart bf tho valloy, all under cultiva tion and fence, also containing an olKjit room house, electric lighted with water In kitchen, good barn and other out buildings', about 7 acres young orchard, balance In grain and alfalfa, on Pacific Highway and close in, The best buy la the valley at ICQ iii) acre. For particulars cal at, rooms 20-20-27 over Jackson (iounfy Dank bulhjlng, Med ford Ore. or write MrSj iewl, administratrix, Central Pdnt, bre. itAY LEWIS, K'eo May Davidson, admlulstratrix. JACKIES SEWIMp IN OUR NAVY ''Ullir Nlxnln Grccly-Smltii Reviews Atlantic r Fleet Sees 'fillers' LKcAbreaJ n IalUcjlili Visit ot Royalty De scribed hy Captain of Wyomlnrj. (lly "Ntxolii Clrecley-SmUh.) NKW YOHIC, May 18. 1 loi.kvd nt tho Kriui grj'y lalUosluiv, the nleep in): beauties of the Atlantic fleet, un they lie at luiehor nt tint Nutth river and decided that like nearly every body 0N0 In New York I wauled to go out and look ouo ior from Up to bottom and tell vou ju-t what hie 011 n battleship in like. They'll nil lieiv for the bic rvvicw. So WK went out to Admiral Fletch er's flagship, the Wyoming. u'v" were my hitter, one of our best friends, Mrsi Henri!, wife of ("apt. II. I. Hears of the 11. S. innriue eorpH, the meo ea)tain of a battleship, now nl Norfolk, a., uud myKelf. Abonnl Uio W)xnnlng At the foot of .Seventy-ninth t-lreet we. were met by onn of the flagsbip'a lnunchrs. o rveognitifd t ol. ltenjn iniu If. Fuller, who hud eonie to meet lis Col. Fuller commands the ma rincs of the Atlantic fleet. Oaee aboard tho Wyoming the other members of the party willed them selves in the senior officer's want room n lontr. comfortable I'lueo filled with books mid pictures and mngu zincs but with two shiny five-inch guns nt cither cud. Then CoHiamnder Cyrus Miller took me nil over the Wyoming and ns shu has eight decks nnd about 1-00 men obonnl you can imngiac that it vwis some journey. Vbltn the Pantry e went to the broad room, n sort of large pantry filled with row upon row of freshly linked broad. I saw the bread cut by machinery and along side it n butter machine turning out twenty Mpiures at one chop enough butter for our inert-, the commander said. Then I saw the storeroom filled with canned goods, tea hnd coffee and huge bunches of bananas. There I read tho Wyoming's bill of fnru for tho next week. There was a tytx'writ- ten slip for every day nnd the incnU mado one's mouth water. . On the Sunday preceding thu men had pork and beans, oranges, coffee, mid bread and butter for brcakfuxt and chicken gumbo pn"P roast chick en, two vegetables mid ieo cream for dinner. S" Printing Office Next I saw the pritJting office where nil tho orders ami tho program for this review wero printed; and where tho enlisted inott i-wuo their own mag nzinc, "Tho Coyote," so-called be cause tho'coyote is one of "Wyoming's distinguished eitireii-. Thero I was presented with a copy of (ho first sue for tho Coyote was only born this Jfuy and I was interviewed by one (if the editors ulio asked me all about (uy impressions of thu battleship. Aft 011 this deck Jack Tnr nml Miss New York were dancing. About French Remedy Aids Stomach Sufferers Franco ias been called the) nation Without .utojuac.li troubles. The French have for generations used 11 simple mixture of vegutabla oils that rollovo stomach and intcutlnal ail ments nnd keep tho bowels free from foul, poisonous matter. Tho stom ach Is left to perform Its functions normally, indigestion and gastritis vanish. Mr. Ceo, II. Alayr, a leading drug gist of Chicago, cured hltnseir With this remedy In a short time. The de mand Is so great that bo imports these oils from Franca and com pounds them under tho name of iluyr's Wonderrul Kdmody. People evorywhero wrlto and testify to the marvelous relief they have received using this remedy one dose will rid the body of poisonous accretions that havo accumulated for years and con vince the moat chronic sufferer from stomach, liver or Intestinal troubles. Mayr's Wonderful Kemedy Is sold by leading druggists cyery where with the positive understanding that your money will bv refunded without ques tion or quibble If ON'B bottle fails to give you absolute satisfaction. Adv. 1 Mi .1 wmmmmmmimii Jphn A, Pferl UNDERTAKE MJy AMisiaat Pbw.es M. it aaJ 11 J Awbabtac Sttm CNMr w ' us everywhere won' fow upon vW lt ditty biwS Hiu stpmtc, unpiitpled wooden rceid'tucles ,yhco tho Haltor lio keep, their dearest treasures. Ono Jnoklo volunteered l show mv what was lit Ids ditty box. "It you luwo n j;lil In ovory purl I'm hliru It's full of prolly photo, gruplis," I said In him. Ami he ans wered with u wistful smile, "Well, I'll just show you." Touch or Hnnmli Xatm-o i So hu o'iuMt tt) ditty box nnd 1 saw, In ItMiVrtly, piled (ellwii li woamu's fiHhid viiting, a pi-ogimp of ntliletio events ii)d jut oiu nhotd gniph, IhAt of iiwcct'l'uecilvilinln with iVred Riiiy liair and sndj lovely eyes. "My mother," said the younp sailor dropping his voice. "Shu died at our homu way out in Iowa last year. These nnj her letter to inc." Toiler 011 I saw thu tailoring ctnh- lixhmcut when' Jni'k has his clot lien madu and mended. It looked very funny, I can tell ,nit, tu sec ouo of our sailor boys pedalling away at a sewing machine while (wo or three shipmates waited iibout with ;ar inenls to bo repaired. into Dint) lug Spare Then I looked down u dizr.viu;: space we wem on llu .eeoml deck and thero wen1 six decks below to where he (or'Vdoe aiv kepi. And tlic thought of those torpedoes sobered me. It was ipieer to realitc, so suddenly, that this flagship ho full or guycly with Uh dancing sailors, its thronging visitors, its holiday nir is ready for grim war nt nny moment, nek. in the officers' wardroom wo found them telling slnrics. Jlerc is it story u captain told of tho visit the Into King hdwnrd of Knglaud paid to his ship once when it was at Cowe. "lie was then Prince of Wales,'' said tho captain, "ami he came aboard with bis two daughters, the Princess Victoria nnd Princess Maud. The visit iNisscil off perfectly. We bad dressed the yards in honor of thii royal visit, that means be explained for tho benefit of the InndliibhciN prcsent that we hnd men in tho rig- VWI of Itoynlty "Ah the prince and the princesses were going down the gang plank nnd we were all congratulating ourselvc4 that the royal visit had ended no suc cessfully the silence was ho lntcne that you could hear u pin drop. Hut n pin didn't drop. Instead 11 hlgli Yankee voice eninc out of the rigging ns n scornful jnekic took n birdseyc view of retreating myulty. 11 'Thank (lod, wo haven't got nny of them things in our country,' bo said." Adrian Hose of Orlffln creek spent Monday In Mcdford, attending tho circus. THE PAGE Medford's Leading Theater hAST TIMi: TONUIT HELEN GARDNER I The Breath of Araby Vltngraph Comedy with .Mr. and .Mrs. Sidney Drew and other pictures HA1UUF8 HOSAM.N'I), Ono Act Featuring .MllB. CON'HO FIIHIO, MltH. HOOV8.M1TII nnd FIXTCHBU F18II. Coming Wcduetdjay and Thtimday LIONEL BARRYMORE In great photoplay The Scats of the Miuhty" lly Mr Ollbort Parker No Advance lu Admission r-o-iru STAR THEATER TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY Matinee Every Dtty The Most Sensational Comedy Ever Produced Tillie's Punctured Romance Marie ADMISSION TIN CENTS SIX FARTS Charlie Chaplin Mr c W TRIESTE WING , k CHtCKED BY TRdOPS HOMU, May 18.-tlpatehca from Trieste telegraphed from tho frontier to tho I ilea Nnxlunalo statu that tho uiiiiiboi; hIIM Jn Uio rioting or Huu day was about fifty, Inclmllnu several iIroiI mOK Thu Austrian nulhurltlus had three cannon tutlnod on tho own from tho height of Oplrlm uud nlxo threatened t Havo tho city bom bnrdotl by warships. A renewal of Mm Revolutionary outbreak has nn tvitili'oil . Iinpossllilo liccniiso strung force of troops occupy the city, Thero linvo Ix-on oxptoHloiis In two powder nuiKiulnes nnd uuttompts to pillage gunsmith's shops. CORPORATIONS PAY ai 40 PERCENT OF TAXES WAMIINUTON, May IR.-Of 300. OOi), 000 collected aniiunlly for purely state purposes In thu southern nnd southwestern states, railroad, bank lug, and Insiirnuco companies espec ially, pay forty per cont about ? 120.000,000, nml, or that num. rail-ro.-uln pay almost half. Thnno nnd other exteuslvo ntntlnllc.il details, ot taxation In tho section named were disclosed today In tho flnnl portion TT Theatre TPKSDA Y-WKDNKHU VY NIOHT Changed Lives (lold Seal t'nlversal, 3 Purls A Vivid Komanco of I.ovo and War King Baggot In One Night IMP the Fox Trot Craze Sterling Comedy IT IB MICHT r. AND 10c rrrt- h Med ford 'h Most Popular PJayhousc Dressier Greatest Comedy Stars Ever Assembled Mabel Normand Ambrlca's ii 1 Greatest i 1 Cigar btte! of it ropurt by tho obi bureau of cor porations Htthmlttud to President Wilton, oilier iortlum on tnxlloii In ulhor sections, or tho country liuvo lieon imhllshed provloiisly. Tmlay'ii report cowrs Vlntlnla, Wvst Virginia Ninth nnd Hoiith Cnrollnn, tloorgla, Florlditt Kentucky, -Tunnesiioo, Ala bumn, Mbmlsnlppl, Arliiinsns, Louis Inun Oldnhuuui, and TexiiH, All tho reports liuvo omphnstxed the lark of unlfprmlly n tailng epr porntlomt lu various ntitten and bo tweon eliiHses of rurporntlonn III tho nniiui slate. With Moilford Trmlo IrMUtird Mado RED CROWN lie Gasoline of Quoliiy You'll hrtvc less trouble with your engine "iitlnslni;" orJ'stnlllK" tf y tise Kcil Crown. rrii.-U'i becnusc Kcl Crown Is uniform. There's iowcr In every ilrop nun every drop's tho game. Dealers cvcryvvhcrc. StaiuUrd Oil Company (CitllainU) Me truril H AIL Is bound to hurt mnui one this summer. Will it bo youT t OLMES will protect you by Insur ing you In tho ART FORD at a small tost, phono or rail. NOW. Wrlto, VELVET ICE CREAM Solves tlio problem Torn des sert. Nothing niord palat able. Pure ami wholesome. Any flavor. Brick, fancy molds, Sherbets and loos mado to order. The White Velvet Ice Cream Co. IJ2 S. Central. Phono 481 sissiaiasiHti .m,tI,iUin, Usnir suit 1'rwU.iit JJi'HPlI J2SO KtAHNY ST. SAN FRANCISCO A pimlffD, 6f-ptooI, up.o-(Ula Hotel, loested in ilia center ol everything sod on a direct liae lollio Eipotliloa Giouadt. KATES IMacasdlvsMi rrlvsteBsth H.M.H.Hilstk t1.U,.Nil HMMMMk li.M,H.nA IM Moum et SM Ccalo-Eimf Cwttoimc. C -InAi H"1 f-a0tfl le Ml Tab "t)nlvral Una tUrtrt in Uni.i UfMMfSJIWWWW H iyftta f i .' "