Mosier bulletin. (Mosier, Or.) 1909-19??, February 23, 1917, Image 5

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Newspaper Page TextIF Y O U R C H IL D IS CR O SS, F E V E R IS H , C O N S T IP A T E D PAINLESS PARKER, DENTIST He Twisted the Tail of the Dental Trust. He showed the People 'of the Northwest DENTISTRY THAT WAS PAINLESS DENTISTRY THAT WAS FAIR-PRICED DENTISTRY THAT WAS SPECIALIZED DENTISTRY GUARANTEED IN EVERY ONE OF OUR OFFICES Portland, Ore., Sixth and Washington St». Salem, Ore., State and Commercial St». Tacoma, Wa*h., 1019 Pacific Ave. San Francisco, Los Angeles, Oakland, San Jose, Sacramento, Fresno, San Diego, Bakersfield and Stockton, Cal., and Brooklyn, N. Y. C. J. STEEPLE, Stock & Bond Broker, 102 First A v e . South, Seattle, Wash. A ll active stocks, listed and unlisted, handled ^n commission. Buying and Belling orders promptly executed. I W IL L B U Y Alaska Petroleum & Coal stock. W rite, g iv in g number o f shares and lowest cash price. 1 W IL L S E L L W estern Smelting A Power. 50c Mount Rainier Mining Co.. 15c. The Western Smelter plant is now completed, operations w ill start the coming summer. Mount Rainier Mining Co. has been installing machinery and gettin g ready fo r active operations this sum mer. You cannot, in my judgment, make a mis take in buying these stocks to the limit o f your capacity. 1 believe them to be good for dividends this year. Correspondence solicited. W rite me about any stocks you may hold. I f they have a market value I can sell them. LARGEST and FINEST" J H O TE L is the NORTHW EST^ E ric V . Hauser, President. 550^ l A m S ct S75ple( sf Aserias Eueptissal Httelsi^® , Free Information on Second-Hand Machin i H ow To Do Tannin» ery bought, sold and -From the worthleas- exchanged: e n g in e s , looking g roan hides ’ to the finest, soft tan boilers, sawmills, etc. J. E. Martin Co.. 83 1st ned furred leather: St.. Portland. Send fo r Stock List and prices. moth-proof, at fa c tory price«, made up into beautiful ladies’ LEARN A TRADE. Gas Tractor and A u to furs, coats, robes, mobile men are in demand. W e are g iv in g a coin mittens and caps. plete course in both for the price o f one tuition, Taxiderm ist w o r k . fo r a short time only Large class now graduat Send fo r catalogue. ing and have room fo r few more men. Catalog W . W . W e a v e r, Custom Tanner, Reading, Mich. and details free HassMI s Trafc SchssU. 20* 4 Uawtam Portland, Oregon. Machinery Without Operation Cancers Coite rs Tumors A pendici tis Rheumatism Eesem« Catarrh Anpylosis Hemorrhoids Asthma Diabetes Brights FRED P. G O R IN , Palest Attorney Organizer and Developer: patents secured or FE E R E F U N D E D : free book on patents. Suites 701. 701-A . 701-B and 701-C. Central building. Seattle. Habits and chronic diseases o f every description and kind. 1 have eured thousands o f people in the last 12 years by the use o f Radium, X Ray, Electric Cur rents, Lights. Bakeoveas, V ib ra tors, Magnetic Waves, Ozone. Packs. Diet. Adjustments, Man ipulations. Massage and Baths. Consultation free. W rite DR. W E. M A L L O R Y . 6U0-6 Broadway Bldg. Portland, - - Oregon W E W R E C K AUTOM OBILES For their good parts. Parts at half price. We caa duplicate most any part. W e have wrecked over 100 different makes o f cars o f recent date. I f in need o f any w rite to Auto W recking Co.. £9 North Broadway. Portland. Oregon. o O r is o n S IXTH A N D E V E R E TT STS. Bought, Sold, Rented and Repaired W A L K E R E LE C TR IC W O RKS Burnside, cor. 10th. Portland. Ore. S PE C IA L R A T E S BY W EEK O R M O NTH Rates 5 0 c 7 5c S I. S I.50 Per Day. HIDE8, P E L T 8 , C ASCAR A BARK, W O O L AND M O H AIR . ‘‘R U P T U R E AN D Re «Ml i U rot D m Write (or prices and snipping tegs THI H. F. N orton CO. fomm. Ore.; Sezfflt.Wi CURE" L the tkU of • booklet. We will nui] you on. ft M . R em oving A dd ret* Dept. C, An Excuse. “ Aren’t you going to be uncomfort- : able when prohibition hits the town?" 1107 Third Ave., Seattle. "N o ,” replied Col. Stilwell, " I con- | fess that I have a liking for good liquor and I want to see It given a Veal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Eggs I fair chance.” “ How w ill prohibition give it a and Farm Produce chance?" to the Old Reliable Everding house with a " I t will bring these chaps who let record o f 45 years o f Square Dealings, and be assured o f T O P M A R K E T PRICES. you believe they would be wonder F. M. CRONKHITE fully industrious and clever if they didn’t drink to a showdown.”— Wash 40-47 Front S tr e .t PortUnd, O r .,o n ington Star. A. LUNDBERG C O ., Marine News Big Shipyard Started. Tacoma.— Actual construction on| what will be Tacoma's btgge«t ship-] building industry began Tuesday, j when about SO men were put to work 1 by the Tacoma Dredging company at You corn pestered men and wwmen the diking for the proposed 1.S00 foot need suffer no longer. W ear the shoes fill along the Hylebos creek waterway, that nearly killed you before, says this upon which the Todd Shipbuilding | Cincinnati authority, because a few company w ill ultimately build the drops of freexone applied directly on a most modern and complete yard in tender, aching corn or callous, stops the northwest. A construction office soreness at once and soon the corn or hardened callous loosens so i t can be has been erected at the site. Many carloads of brush are being lifte d out, root and all, without pain. A small bottle of freexone coats very brought to the site of the dike, and two great piledrivers are at work plac- Í little at any drug store, but will posi ing the piles which w ill form the re tively take o ff every hard or soft corn taining walls. Brush and rock w ill be or callous. This should be tried, as One Instance. ' dumped behind the piling, and behind it is inexpensive and la said not to "L ik e produces like." this foundation the silt from the bot Irritate the surrounding skin. “ Yes; I suppose that is one reason tom of Hylebos creek w ill be placed i f your drugglBt hasn't any freexone why they have baggage smashers on by a big suction dredge, which w ill be te ll him to get a small bottle for you trunk lines."— Baltimore American. placed at work as soon aa sufficient from his wholesale drug house. It is diking has been constructed, probably fine stuff and acta like a charm every tim e. in about 10 days. SAGE TEA KEEPS When Mixed with Sulphur it Brings Back Its Beautiful Lustre at Once. Gray hair, however handsome, de notes advancing age. We all know the advantage of a youthful appear ance. Your hair is your charm. It makes or mars the face. When it fades, turns gray and looks streaked, just a few applications of Sage Tea and Sulphur enhances its appearance a hundred fold. Don't stay gray! Look young! Either prepare *he recipe at home or get from any drug store a 60-cent bottle o f "W yeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound," which is merely the old- time recipe improved by the addition of other ingredients. Thousands of folks recommend this ready-to-use preparation, because it darkens the hair beautifully, besides, no one can possible tell, as it darkens so natur ally and evenly. Y'ou moisten a sponge or soft brush with it. draw ing this through the hair, taking one small strand at a time. By morning the gray hair d isap pear; after an other application or two, its natural color Is restored and It becomes thick glossy and lustrous, and. you appear years younger. W yeth's Sage and Sulphur Com pound is a delightful toilet requisite. It is not Intended for the cure, mitiga tion or prevention of disease. T h e Reason. " I f I stand on my head, the blood all rushes to my head, doesn’t it? ” N o one ventured to contradict him. “ Now,” he continued triumphantly, ‘when I stand on my feet, why doean't the blood all rush into my feet?” ‘Because,” replied Hostetter Mc- Ginnes, "your feet are not empty.” — Ram's Horn. Daughter — Oh, but men. are so dreadfully lacking in self-control. Mother— Don’t get excited about it, dear. If they weren't most girls would die old maids.— Boston Transcript. A n Im p ro ve m e n t. Editor— Your story lacks originality. You employ the old hackneyed expres sions. Take this line, for example: ‘W ith the low cry she sank to the floor.” Author— W ell, then, w e’ll have her sink to the celling. — Boston Tran script. B lam ed A g a in . DISTRESSING RHEUMATISM YES! MAGICALLY! CORNS LIFT OUT WITH FINGERS Mothers can rett easy after giving “ California Syrup of Figs,” because in a few hours all the clogged up waste, sour bile and ferm entin; food gently moves out of the bowels, and you have a well, playful child again. Sick children needn't be coaxed to take this harmless "fruit laxative." Millions of mothers keep it handy be cause they know its action on the stomach, liver and bowels is prompt and sure. Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bot tle of "California Syrup of Figs," which contains directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups. A C yn ical P aren t. ELECTRIC MOTORS Four Blocks from Union Station. Under new management. A ll rooms newly decorated. CAUSE C o m p a r t moved to 333 to 337 Burnside St., Port land. Ore. Largest Tire Repair Plant in the Northwest. Country service a specialty. Use Parcel Post New Houston Hotel I T ’S v u lc a n izin q Look M o th e r! I f tongue is costed, cleanee little bowels w ith “C a li fo rn ia Syrup of Figs.” How many people, crippled and l a m e from rheumatism, owe their condition t o neglected or incorrect treatment! It is the exact combination of pure Norwegian Cod Liver O il with glycerine and hypophosphites as contained in | KWH INIUIM that has made S co ff’s famous for relieving rheuma tism when other treatments have utterly failed. If you are a rheumatj§m sufferer, or feel its first symptoms, start on S c o t t ’s E m u l s i o n at once. { [ IT M A Y BE EXACTLY W H A T Y O U NEED. Rrott A «Aw nA. P looin R ' l *. N G e t T h is G o o d U n a lte re d . Jap Warshlps^Visit, Tacoma.— M ystery surrounding the reported arrival of two Japanese cruls ers in the Straits of Juan de Fuca Feb ruary 5 was cleared up Thursday with the arrival in Tacoma of a party of nine officers of the Japanese cruiser Iwate, which, with the cruisers Idzuma and Nlshln of Admiral Y. Takashlta's squadron are at Esquimau, and said to be coaling at that port. News of the arrival o f the members of the im perial Japanese navy was closely guarded by the Canadian censor. It is reported that the cruisers brought $10.000,000 in gold to the Ca nadian government as a loan, but no confirmation of this statement could be gotten from the Japanese officers. S hip yard P ro ject Aided. Sandy Macpberson came home af ter many years and met hla old sweetheart. Honey laden memories thrilled through the twilight and flushed their glowing cheeks. “ Ah. Mary,” exclaimed Sandy, ’’ye j are Jlst as beautiful as ye ever were, | and I ha'e never forgotten ye, my bonnle lass.” "And ye, Sandy," she c.ied, while her blue eyes moistened, "are Jlst as big a leear as ever, an' I believe ye ! jls t the same."— Liverpool Post. Is a Poor Skin Your Handicap? 1. > Book “ Health and How to Have I t ” tells import ant facts every person ought to know. It is clean, concise, and scientific. It tells you why you drag along uncomfortable from day to day. It ofFers you advice on how to overcome this condition. If it doesn't appeal to you, you are not under obliga tions to follow it. I f its conclusions are common sense, you will want to benefit by it. I t ’s yours for the asking. I f your druggist can’ t give you a copy, write to us direct. The Peruna Company, Columbus, Ohio That skin-trouble may be more than f source of suffering and embarrass meut— it may be holding you back in the business world, keeping you out of a better Job for which a good ap pearance is required. W hy "take a chance" when Kestnol Ointment heals skin eruptions so easily, is so simple and economical to use? It has such a record of success that you need not East hesltate to try it. Keslnol Ointment is sold by all druggists. TAKE SALTS TO Allcock FLUSH KIDNEYS a Florence, Or.— A special meeting of the chamber o f commerce was held Wednesday night to discuss methods of co-operating with the Eugene or _________ ganization for securing the proposed less meat if VOU feel Back* shipyard. A committee was appointed, consisting o f J. W. Bergman, W. H. achy or have Bladder O’Kelly, K. T. F. Smith, D. M. K yle trouble. and W illiam Brynd, who w ill confer Business W e ig h t with the Eugene committee and take “ Our forefathers pledged their sa up the matter o f obtaining Btock sub cred honor when they started this \ Meat forms uric ad d which excites scriptions locally. country.” | and overworka the kidneys in their ef- Those interested are meeting with How much did they raise on the j forts to filter It from the system. much encouragement pledge in cash?” — Baltimore Am eri Regular eaters o f meat must flush the kidneys occasionally. You must re can. lieve them like you relieve your Ship O w n ers Aid D ry Law . T A K E S O F F D A N D R U F F , waste and poison, else you feel a dull Marshfield, Or.— District Attorney H A IR S T O P S F A L L IN G : misery lu the back or sick headache, Hall has been asked to co-operate with _________ dizziness, your stomach sours, tongue a steamship line running vessels be S avs yo u r H a lr l G et a 25-cent b o ttle ia coated and when the weather Is bad you have rheumatic twinges. tween Bandon and San Francisco in of D an derine rig h t now— Also The urine Is cloudy, full of sediment; stops itc h in g scalp. preventing the vessels from breaking the channels often get Irritated, oblig the liquor law. Mr. Hall did not name Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy ing you to get up two or three times to company, however. He expects, he during the night. said, to obtain co-operation from all hair is mute evidence of a neglected To neutralize these irritating aelds steamship lines maintaining service scalp; o f dandruff— that awful scurf. There is nothing so destructive to and flush o ff the body's urinous waste to the Coquille river and Coos bay, with an aim to making the immediate the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair get about four ounces of Jad Salts take a table- section of the coast bone dry in fact. of its lustre, its strength and its very! from any pharmacy; Only one liquor case has developed on life ; eventually producing a feverish- spoonful in a glass of water before the bay since the new law was signed. ness and t ..ing o f the scalp, which breakfast for a few days and your kld- if not remedied causes the hair roots | neys w ill then act flue and bladder to shrink, loosen and die— then the disorders disappear. This famous A m e ric a n V e ts e l S unk. Rome.— The American schooner L y hair falls out fast. A little Danderine salts is made from the acid of grapes man M. Law was sunk February 12 off tonight— now— any time— will surely and lemon Juice, combined with lithla, and has been used for generations to the coast o f Sardania by a hostile sub save your hair. Get a 25 cent bottle o f Knowlton’s clean and stimulate sluggish kldueys marine, says a Stefanl dispatch from Cagliari, Sardinia. The vessel was Danderine from any drug store. You and atop bladder irritation. Jad Salta loaded with agricultural machinery, surely can have beautiful hair and la Inexpensive; harmless and makes a effervescent lithla-water the dispatch adds. The crew o f 10, of lota o f it if you w ill just try a little delightful which eight were Americans, says the danderine. Save your hair! T ry It! drink which millions of men and women take now and then, thus avoid message, have been landed at Cagliari. serious kidney and bladder W henever there is a tendency to constipa ing tion, aick-headache, or biliousnaaa, taka a cup diseases. M otorahlp Leaves S t. H elena. S t Helens, Or.— The motorship 8. I. o f Garfield Tea. A ll druggists. A n H onest House. Allard, launched at the S t Helens A n In cid e n ta l C on sid eratio n. Shipbuilding company’s yards last Guest in country hotel— I say, land “ Would you marry a man for his month, left Thursday for Astoria, be money?” lord, I left my boots outside my room ing towed by a tug. At Aatorla there 'N o ," replied Miss Cayenne, "I'd door l » » t night, and this morning they will be about 10 days’ work before the m erely insist that he have a lovely hadn't been touched, vessel will be ready to be towed to disposition. But I'd take into conald Host— Sure! What d’ ye expect? San Francisco, where engines will be oration the fact that a man without] Y e cud a l e f them there for a year if installed. money is very likely to be worried ye'd liked, an’ nobody'd touch them. W e’re honest h ere!— Judge. and 111 natured.”— Washington Star. PLASTERS Th* W orld'* Gr tat t i t E xltrn u l Ntmtdy. C oughs a n d C o ld s (o n chent « m l an nth or b e t w et u sh o u ld er b la d e «) W e a k C h e s ts , Any Local P a in . insist on Having ALLCOOCS. LOSSES SORELY PREVENTED by CUTTER S S U C K LE S PIUS L o w - p r ic e d , I Irr&it. reliable; I p r e f e r r e d by i western «tin k- inen. bet ause they protect where other vaccine« fail. W rite for booklet amt testimonial«. 10 (lot* pkg. Blsckltg Pltls, I I 00 0044.4 pk|. Blacklig PHI». $4 00 Use any Iniector, hut Cutter'* simplest and stroni$e»t. T h e superiority o f Cutter pro« hud* is due to over IJ year* o l «pe. lalizing 1« VA< ( t n u s AND s e r u m « INSIST ON C U TTU KA . I I unobUlnahi* order direct. o nly . T»4 Cutttr laboratory. Barkalay Califamla Her Steps Too A ud ible. ■'Thump-rattlfrbang!” went tho pia no. "W hat aro you trying to play, Jane?” called out her father from the next room. " I t ’s an exercise from my new in struction book, 'First Steps in Music,’ ’’ she answered. “ W ell, I knew you were playing with your feet,” he said grimly, “ but don’t step so heavily on the keys— it disturbs my thought."— Chicago H er ald. Shoes are made nowadays from all kinds o f skins. Even banana skins make slippers.— New Idea. E m b arrassin g C las sific atio n . He— You know, men want to look on women as angels. She— But not as recording angels.— San Francisco Chronicle. Guest— Good gracious, waiter! Nine Out and nine make 18, not 19! First Stude How many were out at W aiter— Ah, but monsieur must re nte game. S team ship Goes A ground. member that everything has been aug Second Stude - A ll that bet on ths Bellingham, Wash.—The steamship R esentful S acrific e. mented by the war.— Southern Worn A Concesaion. visitors.— Froth. Windber of the I’aclfic American Fish an's Magazine. "D o you approve of prohibition?” A fte r looking at the postal stamps eries, went on Starr Rock here Wed “ Yep," said L’ ncle Bill Bottletop. Sound Asleep. nesday at 11 o’clock, while backing of other countries I have come to the H om e T ru th g . "I'm w illin' to abolish llcker rather conclusion that you can't beat ours M yrtyl— Aren't your knees tired. "M y w ife would rather cook than into position at a lumber m ill dock. "M aybe not, but all the same, it than see it wasted in a lot of folks dear? The steamship Norwood and tugs at e a t” gets lota of lickings." — Baltimore around here that can't appreciate it.’ Mauryce — No, I can't feel your A Poxer. j Garfield Tea, by pu rifying the blood, erad- ‘So would mine— than eat the stuff tempted to pull the vessel o ff but American. — Washington Star. weight at all now,— Princeton Tiger. failed. On the menu card of a big hotel in I icates rheumatism, dyspepsia and many she cooks.”— Boston Transcript N ew York the following notice is j chronic ailments. N a tu ra l R esult. H o w H e Learned . "T h is sidewalk,” said the agent, printed: “ Articles brought into the END STOM ACH TR O U B LE. S c ie n tific Com parison. " I understand Blank doesn’t stam ‘shows tho kind o f work we can do.” " I can't afford a motor car.” hotel and used at the table will be G A S E S O R O Y 8 P E P 8 IA mer so much since he got married.” “ Do you regard the Darwinian the "B ut 1 thought you had one?” “ I see— a concrete example.”* charged for as though furnished by "O f course not; he gets fewer ory as proved?" “ I have. That's how I discovered “ Pape's D ia p e p tin ” m akes S ick, Sour, the house.” chances to talk than he used to.’’— “ No,” replied the stubborn citlxen, Portland— Wheat— Blueetem, $1.66 that I can’t afford one.”— Boston On reading this one guest inquired: Gassy S tom achs su re ly fe el fin e Boston Transcript. I “ In my opinion It’s one of those things Transcript. “ Dees this apply to false teeth?”— per bushel; fortyfold, $1.62; club, In fiv e m inutes. that kept being investigated so long Boston Journal. $1.61; red Russian, $1.48. C o n trary . that everybody decided there wasn’t M isapp lied C u ltu re. I f what you just ate is souring oo M illfeed— Spot prices: Bran, $26.60 "P eop le should marry their oppo any answer and lost Interest.” — Wash- Th e trouble with some men Is that your stomach or lies like a lump of W as A g a in s t O v e rR e s tr a in t. per ton; shorts, $30.60; rolled barley, they spend too much time developing sites.” i Ington Star. lead, refusing to digest, or you belch "M ost people are convinced that He— It’s hard to keep from kissing a paunch Instead of a punch.— Evans $42ft,43. gas and eructate sour, undigested they did."— Louisville Courier-Journal. yos. H a y — Producers’ prices: Timothy, v ille Courier. W ith P le n ty to E at. food, or have a feeling o f dizziness, She— You must be careful not to The announcement that an explorer heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste Eastern Oregon, $19<gi20 per ton; val Enough. o v e re x e rt yourself. — Boston Tran M ig h t Be W o rth T ry in g . who is going to try to get close to the in mouth and stomach-headache, you ley. $15«$16; alfalfa, $14@16; valley llenshaw — I hear he was operated script. Maybe it would be a good idea to north pole is planning to take with can get blessed relief in five minutes. grain hay, $12.60g(14. on. What did he have? blindfold the groundhog. — Nashville him food to last six years w ill proba Put an end to stomach trouble forever Butter — Cubes, extras, 37c per Gee Whiz.— Money.— Exchange. In exp erience. bly result in a great rush of applicants by getting a large fifty cent case of pound; prime firsts, 37c; firsts, S6c; Tennessean. "W h at picturesque variations you to join the party.— Baltimore Star. Pape's Dlapepsin from any drug store. dairy, 30c. Jobbing prices: Prints, C ustom ary C risis. have introduced into your dancing.” A M isapprehension. You realize in five minutes how need extras, 39c; cartons, lc extra; Another crisis seems to run ” 1 understand,” remarked Mrs. Mc- “ I am entitled to no credit,” said S tra te g y . less it is to suffer from indigestion, Through every passing minute. butterfat. No. 1, 43c; No. 2, 41c, Gudley, "that they're on the lookout Miss Cayenne. “ What you call varia Ryan (with newspaper)— It took six dyspepsia or any stomach disorder. The day we notice most Is ono for some speakeasy liquor around tions were the efforts o f my partner policemen to get wan fightln’ Olrlsh- It's the quickest, surest stomach doc Portland. Without a crisis in i t and m yself to quit stepping on each Eggs — Oregon ranch, current re here." tor in the world. It's wonderful. man out of the saloon. other's feet.”— Washington Star. "Y es It is very objectionable.” ceipts, 32c per dozen; candled, 33 Shea— Huh! Shure wan o f thim To B f « l n N ew V h0 ,0 . ‘ Is that so. I kind o' thought maybe (i£32c; selects, 34c. H e re F irs t. moight hove done it dead aisy. o j- , ftio k o in A li e n '. Font itiu e , ft p o w d ir . as how speakeasy liquor might be bet t Z r lw T r u ly U n lu cky . u n *h o t, .w rsitn g , o.-hinz, »w olleri feet Ryan (w a rm ly )— Indade! A n’ how? W illie was boasting about his fam Poultry— Hens, heavy, 180{20r per ter than tho sort that keeps men up o ' , urt-ti r o r t i ., I r u r n w lii* n*>I* e n d b u n io n * . A t Scenario W riter— Beware of opal Shea— Pwhy, be standin' outside th’ ily. "O ur folks came over in the May pound; lig h t 18<ifi20c; springs, 17 nights tryln’ to sing at the top o’ their i l l i l n n o n an ,| , In o* u teri-,, n ■< P o n t Here [it rings. They are unlucky. dure an' callin' the Oirishman a loiar. flow er," he declared proudly. tn v , 111—t it ute. nem|ile matle.1 F U L L . AtbJteeo 19c; turkeys, live, 20fit21e; dressed, Director— I know they are. I gave t l i e n H U l n e t w l, L it R oy N. V. Huh! That's nothing, said Bob 25(<t28e; ducks, 200,22c; geese, 12 voices.”— Washington Star. one to a girl once. bie. " I guess they stayed with our H is Second C hildhood. @13c. S om ething Accom plished. Scenario W riter— What happened? T h e Reason. “ The idea o f her marrying a man in folks the first night after they land "M y w ife went to a beauty doctor Director— She married me.— Chicago the evening o f life like old Grumiey.” ed.” — Boston T ranscript Veal— Fancy, 14 16c per pound. "W h y are Indians more stoical In | to have her complexion cleared.” Herald. Pork— Fancy, 16ritl5$c per pound. j the face of death than white men?” ’’The evening of life? He's further "W ell, was it?” "T h a t’s easy. Indians are accus- Vegetables— Artichokes, $ 1.00q( 1.20 I V M n r l n , a f t e r R i f M i r , l a C a lx , along than that; I should say early in In d u s try . "No, but my pocketbook was.” — u t t i n g W in d s a n d D u s t. I t R e s to r e s . per.dozen; tomatoes, $6.00(<t7.60 per | tomed to dyeing."— Baltimore Am eri-[ the next morning." — Boston Tran C R e f r e s h e s a n d P r o m o t e s E y s H e a lt h . "Industry," said Uncle Eben, "is script. I can. cabbage, $6 per hundred; G ood fo r a l l E y e s t h a t N e e d C a re . crate; what keeps some o f us doin’ the same M u r in e Eye R em edy C o.. C h ic a g o , eggplant, 26c per pound; lettuce, $2.36 thing over an’ over 'cause we's too S e n d s E y e B o o k o n r e q u e s t Pimples, boils, carbuncles, dry up and Q ueer. 613.60 per box; cucumbers, $1.60(i$ lazy to learn anything new.” — Wash lisappear with Doctor Fierce’s Golden "It's a queer world.” 1.76 per dozen; celery, $6.60 per crate; ington Star. Both W ays. Metrical Discovery. In tablets or liquid. “ What's the m atter now?” $2.500)2.60; peppers, "T h ere Is much opposition to put cauliflower, " I was just thinking that as a rule 30c per pound; sack vegetables, Discouraged. the people who can sing have to be ting an embargo on wheat.” Said a man who was sick, Mr. Proctor, "Y e s ; It goes against the grain "— $1.26 per sack; sprouts, 12$c per coaxed to sing and those who can't pound; rhubarb, lOtigllc. "It I don't very shortly get better, insist on demonstrating the fact.”— Baltimore American. txl4 Ford S rvcial C7.|A The calls o f this fancy priced Dr. Potatoes — Oregon buying prices, 10ml« Raariy C ot 17 0Ü Detroit Free Press W ill make me forever his Dr.” 10x1 A Rrady Cut • «0 UO A s we grow more sensible, we re fu se drug $3.00 per hundred; sweets. $4. 10x20 Ready Cut «3 00 cathartics and take Nature’s herb cure, Gar — Boston Transcript. IS THE APPETITE POOR W ith S trong A r m s Onions— Oregon buying prices, $7.60 Lumber, shingles and hardware complete, de "K itty has been trying to learn to field T e a . _____________________ livered to any part o f the city. per sack, country points. ISTHE DIB E ST 10 M WEAK 1 10 C E N T “ C A 8 C A R E T 8 " S A M C O N N E L L I U M B E R CO. skate for a whole month now.” T im a L im it. . . ., Green F ru its — Apples, 75cdz$2.26 B*dway 149 FrftH and Flanders. PortU nd. O r. IS THE LIVER LAZY, «NO F O R L IV E R A N D B O W E L S "H e r instructor must be very stu " I see that M is t Gunn la married at ^ ^ „ «1.7642(2.50; ermnber- THE BOWELS CONSTIPATED pid." C urs S ick H eadache, C on stip ation, "N o ; very good looking.” — Boston “ 'w e ll. It - a . time she was going Hope— 1916 crop, 5*Z9c per p o u n d ; ] .. , Biliousness, Sour S tom ach, Bad Transcript off.” — Baltimore American B re ath — C an d y C a th a rtic 1917 contracts, io<i% lie . Under such conditions you SHIP THANK YOUR GROCER if he asks you to try a can of KC B U Y D J R E C T * W H EN By buying dlrrct from u* at wholmaU prior« and M V « thr plumber's profit«. W rite as to- lay your r-rd «. W « will m v » yoa our rock - lot torn dirret-fco-you” price*«, f. o. b. rail or nat. W « actually s a w you from 10 to 14 per lent. A ll goods n a r a n tw d . North t u t h eadquartm for le a d e r W ater Systems and Fuller * J oh neon Engtnaa. ST A R K -D A VIS CO. 212 Third Street. IN TR Y THE o d Q Q S E A T T L E 'S F or Constipation LARG EST H O TEL O nly thrpp b k x k i from Drpota and Dock«. O p posite City Hail Park and Coart Houar TH E F IN E S T D O L L A R ROOM IN A M E R IC A With <tetach«d bath I pr ana. |1 00 |1 fto 2 p«rmu. NO. 8 *1917 Q S E A T T L E Every Niqht W ith private bath. 1 p raon . Ip m o r i P. N . U . He w ants todo you a favor— h ek n o w sw h at brands to rec om m end from experience. Is Mealtime a Worry to You READY CUT GARAGES 81 M fe *’ C <■» 12SO IB on 28 00 83 to 9 U 9 •‘W h e n In S eetO e T r y th e F r y e '' I HeadacHe.Indi^estion.ctc randreth E PILLS S a fe and S u re 3 « . . . n n i i i T Ú W ool -E a s te rn Oregon, fine, 280£33c per pound; coarse, 33«ti36e; v a lle y , 3 * Cannot obtain the maximum r<i41c; mohair, nominal. C a ttle — Steers, prim e, $ 8 .6 0 0 9 .2 6 , value f a ir to good, $ 7 .0 0 @ 8 .0 0 ; m edium , | $6 .50 i t 6 .7 6 ; cows, choice, $7.36d t 7 .7 5 ; m edium to good, $6 .60d $7.0 0; o r d in ary to f a ir , $ 6 .75d$6.25; heifers, $5 ,00 O . 8 .0 0 ; bulls, $3 .76 «$ 6 .0 0 ; calves, $ 3 .0 0 fii9 .0 0 . Hogs — L ig h t and heavy pecking, $ I1 .6 0 g il2 .3 6 ; rough heavy, |9 .8 6 fit 10 .00; pigs and skips, $9 .36d $10.00; stock hogs, $ 8 . 603 ) 9 . 00 . Sheep Y e a r lin g w ethers, $ 1 0 .2 6 a 1 0 .76; lambs. $ 1 0 .0 0 ^ 1 2 .7 0 . from your food, Give proper help at once-TRY HOSTETTER’S Stomach Bitters BAKING POWDER No odds how bad your liver, stom ach or bowels; how much your head acbev, how miserable you are from constipation, indigestion, biliousness and sluggish bowel*— you always get relief with Cascarets. They imme diately cleanse and regulate the atom ach, remove the sour, fermenting food and foul gases; take the excess bile from the liver and carry o ff the con stlpated waste matter and poison from the intestines and bowels. A HLcent box from your druggist will keep your liver and bowels clean, stomach sweet and head clear for months. Th ey work whlls you sleep. — A dvt.