Mosier bulletin., February 09, 1917, Image 3

AN OLD RECIPE
TO
PAINLESS PARKER vs. THE DENTAL TRUST
It has been demonstrated that a man does not have to
belong to the Dental Trust to do good dentistry. He
can do work every bit as good and much fairer in
price if he runs his business like a modern practi­
tioner, associates with him in his organization skilled
specialists, buys his goods in bulk at reduced prices,
advertises to attract as many patrons as possible and
charges cash for the work done.
The enormous patronage of the Painless Parker offices, not
only in Portland, Salem and Tacoma, but, also, in
other large cities, Ls strong enough endorsement of
the work done by this organization.
The Painless Parker system is to bring dentistry to every­
body’s doors. Tooth-grief multiplies like tar-weed.
W hile you are going about your business, suffering
from a decayed tooth or a nagging nerve, putting
o ff the day w hen you will visit the fang-fixer, you
are only making the matter worse and more costly
for yourself.
That’s why the Painless Parker offices in the Northwest
have, at heavy expense, sent their novel demonstra­
tion motor-cars throughout the thinly settled dis­
tricts, giving lectures on the importance of the care
of one’s teeth and giving conclusive illustrations of
the painlessness of our operations by out-of-door
work in the automobile. Many a person, who,
hitherto, had paid no more attention to the teeth in
his head than he had to the teeth in his harrow—
often not as much— has been thus aroused to the
danger of neglecting his chewers and has found
welcome and inexpensive relief at our hands.
The beauty about the Painless Parker system is that, be­
cause of the size of the organization, it is possible
to provide patients with specialists to handle their
individual cases. If it is crown work, an expert
operator takes the job. Another expert looks after
the bridge work; another, pyorrhea; another, filling,
and so on.
Not only this, but the dental work is backed with a guar­
antee good in any of the thirteen offices of the
Painless Parker organization, or any we may open
in the future. If our work needs attention, call and
have it straightened out free o f charge. Call, any­
way, once every six months, and have the ivories
given the once-over, just for good luck.
Sage Tea and Sulphur Turns
*
Gray, Faded Hair Dark
and Glossy.
Alm ost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur, properly compound­
ed, brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streak­
ed or gray. Years ago the only way
to get this mixture was to make it at
home, which is mussy and trouble­
some.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store for "W ye th ’s Sage and Sul­
phur Compound.” You w ill get a large
bottle of this old-time recipe improved
by the addition of other ingredients for
about 50 cents. Everybody uses this
preparation now, because no one can
possibly tell that you darkened your
hair, as it does it so naturally and
evenly. You dampen a sponge or soft
brush with it and draw this through
your hair, taking one small strand at
a time; by morning the gray hair dis­
appears, and after another application
or two, your hair becomes beautifully
dark, thick and glossy and you look
years younger.
Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Compound is a delightful toil­
et requisite. It ls not Intended for the
cure, mitigation or prevention of dis­
ease.
WORLD HAPPENINGS
Of CURRENT WEEK
You may
he fatuous for
your cooking, or
just a beginner”
Brief Resume Most Important
Daily News Items.
COMPILED TOR BUSY READERS
In Either Case
Events o f Noted People, Governments
and Pacific Northwest and Other
Things Worth knowing.
K C B a k in g P o w d e r
Some 3500 refugees in Mexico are
follow ing Pershing's column to the
border.
will help you.
ts goodness
recommends
Between 60 and 60 persona are bur­
ied by a terrific gaa explosion in a Chi­
cago tenement house.
It ia reported that President Wilson
ia considering form ing a Union o f all
neutral nations, for the purpose o f
forcing peace.
Purchase o f other islands by the
United States in the Danish W est In­
Unprofitable.
dies is advised by the Chamber of
L ott— One never loses anything by Commerce o f the United States.
keeping an engagement punctually.
Great secrecy surrounds President
His Handiwork.
Scott— Except half an hour's time
Wilson's deliberations concerning the
“ What a distinguished looking man
waiting for the other fellow.-
His hair gives him
next move towards the declarations of your father ls!
such an aristocratic look.”
Germany on the U-boat warfare.
"Y es,” said the distinguished look­
N early 30,000 acres o f new farm ing man’s dissipated Bon, “ he can
land, near Pendleton, Oregon, w ill be thank me for that.”— New
York
available soon i f congress passes the Times.
law providing for allotting the tribal
Nothing to It.
land on the U m atilla reservation.
“ It’s a wonder to me ‘Uncle Tom's
Secretary Wilson, o f the department Cabin’ hasn't been produced as an
Try this yourself then pass
o f Labor, has ordered all immigration opera.”
It along to others.
officials to suspend deportations o f un­
“ Can’t bo done. W e can stand a
It works!
desirable aliens because o f the unset­ 200-pound soprano as Juliet; but as
tled condition o f American foreign little Eva— no.”— Kansas City Jour­
nal.
Ouch ! ? ! ? ! !
This kind o f rough affairs.
talk w ill be heard less here in town if
Precautions to safeguard the ap­
Shows Promise.
people troubled with corns w ill follow
Friend— What ts your baby going
the simple advice of this Cincinnati proaches to N ew York harbor against
authority, who claims that a few drops any eventuality were put in force at to be when he grows up?
Financier — A
blackmailer.
I'm
of a drug called freezone when applied all army reservations extending from
to a tender, aching corn or hardened the Narrows to Atlantic highland, it afraid.
Friend— Impossible!
W hat makes
callous stops soreness at once, and was learned authoritatively.
you think so?
soon the corn or callous dries up aud
Steamships
o
f
the
Belgian
R
elief
Financier—
W
e
have
to give him
lifts right o ff without pain.
Portland, Ore., Sixth and Washington
He says freezone dries Immediately commission w ill continue to sail with­ something every little while to keep
and never inflames or even irritates out fear o f destruction because o f the him quiet.— Tit-Bits.
Streets.
the surrounding skin. A small bottle new German naval policy, it was an­
The Kind.
Salem, Ore., State and Commercial
of freezone w ill cost very little at any nounced by Alexander J. Hemphill,
“ Do you do much light reading in
drug store, but w ill positively remove chairman o f the New York committee.
Streets.
your fam ily?"
every hard or soft corn or callous
Persistent reports have been re­
“ Oh. yes, we have volumes of gas
Tacoma, Wash., 1019 Pacific Avenue.
from one's fe e t Millions o f American
ceived
by the newspapers at Rio furnished by the m eter.”— Baltimore
women
w
ill
welcome
this
announce­
San Francisco, Los Angeles, Oakland,
ment since the Inauguration of the Janeiro that the German raider has American.
San Jose, Sacramento, Stockton, Fres­
high heels. I f your druggist doesn’t been sunk in an engagement with a
have freezone tell him to order a small British squadron. The British cruiser
no, Hakersfield and San Diego, Calif.;
bottle for you.
Am ethyst is said to have been in an
Brooklyn, N. Y.
engagement with a German submarine.
Making Assurance Doubly Sure.
Information
received
in London
Part of Womans Daily Duty
The pupils in a certain class In from authoritative quarters,
shows
hygiene
were
told
to
set
down
on
A W ise Guy.
In Behalf of Mrs. Rogers.
• hat the Turks have surrounded the en­
Every woman in charge of
"Did you see the boss?"
"Good morning, N ora," said Mrs. paper the reasons why. In their opin­ tire region o f I-ehanon with a m ilitary
"N o ," replied the messenger; "hut Rogers. “ Was the grocer’s boy im- ion, cremation was superior to bur­ cordon, thuB preventing any food from
I a household reulizes that it is
I saw a feller that's tendin’ office fur pudent to you again this morning ial.
a large part of her duty to
“ Cremation is good,” wrote one gettin g through, with the result that
him.”
when you ’phoned the order in?”
| keep that household well.
about half the Christians and Druse
“ H ow do you know he wasn’t the
"H e was that,” complained Nora, little boy, “ because the person might
In th is task she m ust k n ow
boss?’
“ but I fixed him this time. I sez: only be in a swoon, and If be is burn­ tribesmen in the zone have died from
1 tho simple homo remedies to be np-
“ N o real boss would take a chance 'W ho in blazes do you think you’re ed he can not recover.” — N ew York starvation.
I
plied
at tho first symptom of illness.
Times.
on bein’ as fresh as that guy was.” talkin’ to? This is Mrs. Rogers.’ ”—
W ith the remark,
“ Hello,
old-
Coughs and colds oro two
timer, ” John Vandell, a logger, fired
I of tho foes she must constantly
Enigmatical.
He's Dead R igh t
That Letter T o Mail.
three bullets from a .38-calibre re­
combat, and digestive disturbances
“ You certainly don’t believe in
A w itty Frenchman said: "Only
‘Subster ls a perfect husband.”
volver
into
the
head
o
f
E.
W.
Olson,
need immediate attention. Thous­
death is an excuse for n^t keeping
” 1 never heard he was so wonder- hanging ss-capital punishment?”
chairman
o
f
the
Washington
State
In­
ands o f American housekeepers have
" I believe in letting the subject
a dinner engagement, and even then ful.’
found the most help to come from-
dustrial
Insurance
commisaion
at
a polite man would send the under-
"W ell, every time he sees a mail drop.”— Exchange.
| ever-reody-to-take
Olympia, as Olson sat at his desk
taker to apologize for him.”— Boston box he feels In his pockets.”— Buf-
A Freebooter.
using the office telephone. The re­
Transcript.
falo Express.
«.
"Father,” said the small boy, "what volver was fired at a range o f a few
is
a
freebooter?"
“
I
don’t
know
ex­
He Passed.
inches, and Olson died instantly where
Or Stored Hen Eggs.
Because Pemrm has estab-
During the impaneling of a Jury in
I ii *hcd it e lf as tho r., liable fam ily medicine
A fam ily in a small town kept a few actly, my son. But I will say that he was sitting. Vandell had a claim
■ t Arnerif i. la t No 4 > v> ar» it has h im be­
Philadelphia the following colloquy chickens and often had eggs from with leather costing what it does, you against the state fo r total disability
fore the public, tho forehanded housekeeper#
ensued between the judge and a tal their own yard. One morning as the want to get your mind away from any which had been disallowed.
I keep it ready for instnnt ministration in tho
I period o f deproflrion that precede# a cold, or
seven-year old of the fam ily came to Idea that a freebooter is a man who
lsman:
when Btomi.ch troubles manifest themselves.
A petition in bankruptcy and for a
"Y ou are a property holder?"
breakfast he noticed the eggs on the sells shoes for nothing.”— Washington
Both o f these disoulura are cmised by
receiver against Van Frantzius & Co.,
"Y es, sir.”
table, and inquired, "Mamma, are Star.
Inflammation o f the delicate membranes
a b ig Btork brokerage house o f Chi­
| lining the bleat hing apparatus and tnedlgss-
"M arried or single?”
these store eggs or hen eggs?”— The
tlve tract.
Feruna clears sw ay tho waste,
Driven to Drink.
Christian Herald.
cago, was filed by creditors, who al­
"M arried three years last March.
aids the membranes In reoovet ing from in-
" I hear that Btlletts was Just driv­ lege that liabilities o f $2,750,000 ex­
"H a v e you formed or expressed
| flanimatory oondition#and ton« su p ti
•
,
I ’ ' 1
.
1 f
M l l ul l Ml
en to drink.”
any opinion?”
Sagacious Infant.
ceed the assets by about $1,000,000.
many depend upon It. and Its
“ How was that? In a fit o f temp­
“ N ot for three years, your honor.” ' “ What makes you so hdarse, Bob?”
\
record
o
f
merit
main-
Russia is experiencing fam ine in the
ins It ns the dependable
“ I was up the best part of the tation or pique?”
home tonic.
“ N o; in his automobile to a cham­ midst o f plenty, according to an un­
Very Often.
night singing to the baby, trying to
Tablet or lltiuid form
dated article in the London Times
pagne party.”— Baltimore American.
“ The safe carriage of dynamite— ” make him stop crying.”
•both Rond.
from a correspondent in that country.
Our free booklet may
"Oh, that’s an exploded idea.”—
"Then why didn't you stop sing­
help you. A t your drug­
“ Vanessa says she w ill wear no The article refers chiefly, but not ex­
ing?”— Baltimore American.
Baltimore American.
gists or write us.
man’s collar.”
clusively, to Petrograd and Moscow.
THE PERUNA CO.
“ I commend her decision. This fluffy
0.
General discussion o f President W il­
W H E N IN
stuff 1« more becoming to her style of
C. J. S T E E P L E ,
beauty.” — Louisville Courier-Journal. son’s world peace address is expected
in the senate soon, Senator Cummins
Stock & Bond Broker,
102 First Ave. South. Seattle. Wash.
having given notice o f his intention to
The Porter— “ Dere am tickets sold
A ll active stocks. listed and unlinted, handled
call up his resolution to set aside foh 28 berths, an' dere am only 20
an commission.
Buying and selling orders
W hat’ll we do?”
special tim e for debate on the subject. berths In do car.
promptly executed.
Conductor— “ Just tell the engineer to
I W IL L B U Y Alaska Petroleum ** Coal stock.
The new revenue bill, embracing ex­
W rite, g iv in g number o f shares and lowest cash
pull
out
three
minutes
ahead of time.”
price.
cess profits and increased inheritance
I W IL L S E L L Western Sm elting & Power, 60c;
taxes, designed to produce $248,000,-
S E A T T LE ’S LA R G E S T
HOTEL Mount Rainier Mining Co.. 16c.
Constipation can he cured without drugs.
The Western Smelter plant is now completed. J
000, and a bond issue not exceeding N atu re ’s own rem edy— selected4 kherba---ia
Only thraa U k ì i I n o Depot» and H ort»
operations w ill start the coming summer. Mount '
peo te City Hell Perk end Cm
Garfield
Tea.
$100,000,000 to meet the threatened
Rainier Mining Co. has been installing machinery
m
r m n d o l u i r o o m in
and ge ttin g ready for active operations this sum- I
deficit
next
year,
is
reported
by
the
. 1 perno«
SLM n .M
mer. You cannot, in my judgment, make a mis- !
house ways and means committee.
SLM
take in buying these stocks to the limit o f your j
Laugh When People
Step On Your Feet
PAINLESS PARKER DENTIST
Safety in the Home
PERUNA
" W h e n In Seattle Try The F ry e "
“R U P T U R E
capacity. I believe them to be good for dividends
this year. Onrespondence solicited.
W rite me J
about any stocks you may hold. I f they have a >
market value I can sell them.
READY CUT GARAGES
To stop dandruff
and loss of hair
u»e Retinol Soap and Retinol O in tm en t-
full dire, (tona w ith each package. Sold
by all druggists and toilet departments.
Instead o f building a fine club house
with money appropriated for that pur­
pose, the Rocky Mountain club o f New
York voted to send the money to relief
o f the Belgians.
IF
Revelation o f strong-arm methods,
IT S C A U S E A N D C U R E ”
o f the employment o f sluggers and Take Sails to flush Kiihieys anil
Naturally.
is the title of a booklet. W e will mail you one
’’He showed his grit when be was gunmen, o f bitter warfare between
neutralize irritating
free. Address Dept. C.
hurled out on the road from his ma­ union factions, o f intrigue and arson,
acids.
A . L U N D B E R G C O ..
chine.”
that all made up the conlpiracy to
S A M C O N N F X L I U M B E R CO .
1107 Third A v e ., S ea ttle. B'dway 149 Frftk and Flanders. Portland. O r.
"N o wonder when be had to bite the block building construction work in
d u st” — Baltimore American.
Kidney and Bladder weakness result
Chicago, ia marie from the witness
from uric acid, says a noted authority.
stand
in
a
Chicago
court
room.
f f T X Veal. Pork, Beef,
The kidneys filter this acid from the
'N l H I
Poultry, Butter, F.gfi
The Oregon house o f representatives! blood and pass It on to tho bladder,
* * *
end Fern. Produce
has passed the "bon e-dry” law by 63 where It often remains to Irritate and
to the OM Reliable Everding house with a
By correspondence in your own home.
inflame, causing a burning, scalding
to 7. I t now goes to the senate.
record o f 46 years o f Square Dealings, and
W rite today for information.
sensation, or setting up an Irritation
be assured o f T O P M A R K E T PRICES.
SUCCESS S H O R T H A N D S C H O O L
at
the neck o f the bladder, obliging
Special examinations w ill be held In
F. M. CRONKHITE
309 Liberty Building
Seattle. Wash.
the universities o f France before East­ you to seek relief two or three times
45-47 Front Street
Portland. Oregon
e r * fo r students belonging to contin-1 during tbe night. The sufferer ls In
constant dread, the water passes
Free Informalk<ft on is often
needed in cases o f gents o f the recruits o f 1918, which sometimes with a scalding sensation
probably w ill be called to the army in and la very profuse; again, there ia
How To Dr» Tanning ,
-From the worthless- '
the spring.
difficulty In avoiding it.
looking gre* n hide* I
POOR APPETITE
to
the finest, soft tan­
SIXTH AN D EVERETT STS.
Bladder weakness, moat folks call
An ordinance against cats running
ned furred leather !
moth-pmof. at fa r i
Four Block, from Union Station. Under n -w
H E A R T B UJR N
at large in Portland w ill come up at It, because they can’t control urina­
tory prices, made up I
■mnagement. All mums newly decorated.
tion.
W hile It ia extrem ely annoying
into beautiful ladies’ .
the next council meeting. Both advo­
SPECIAL RATES BY WEEK OR MONTH
IN D IG ES.TqON
and sometimes very painful, this la
furs, coats, robes, j
cates
and
opponents
o
f
the
felines
are
mittens and caps. ;
Rate, 50c 75c. SI. S I SO Per Day.
really one of the moat simple ailments
Taxiderm ist w o r k .
expected to appear before the meeting to overcome. Get about four ounces
b i l i o : u s n ; e s $
Bend fo r catalogue. I
in full force.
of Jad Salta from your pharmacist
W W W eaver. Custom Tanner. Reading, Mick
OR M A L A R I A
and take a tablespoonful In a glaaa of
The British government has tight­ water before breakfast, continue thl*
ened the German blockade which in­ for two or three days. Thle will neu­
U
l
T
N
O
^
i
- * nd y o u w ill make n o mistake
volves portions o f the Danish and tralize the acids In the urine so It no
longer la a source of Irritation to the
Dutch coasts.
Robbers at I-os Gatos. Cal., carry bladder and urinary organs which
then act normally again.
O R F .G O ^
away a safe from the office o f the i Jad Salts Is inexpensive, harmless,
By b arin e direct front a » at wholmaJe priera
newspaper
Mail-News,
containing and la made from the acid of grapes
i m w r c T
LAR GEST «J P N E S T
and save thè plusnber s prodts. W rlte ut to-
books and records and $5 in money.
and lemon Juice, combined with llthla.
day yaor needs. W * wfl! gtva you oor rock-
H O TE L b è, NO R TH W E S T-
bottoni "dtreet-to-roa" priora, f. a b. ra»l or
The ceremony o f saluting the en­ and ls used by thousands o f folks who
t r i» V . Hauw r. FrvauUnt
£
boat. We ertoally «ave you frem 10 fio Sé per
tente allies' flag by Greece was car­ are «ob ject to urinary disorders caus­
550 a » ^
75
cane AH goods g tarar.
ed by uric acid Irritation. Jad Salta
It is an excellent! tonic and ried out Monday in the Zappeion, in Is
splendid for kidneys and causes no
#
accordance with the arrangement re­ bad effects whatever.
appetizer.
G et the genuine cently entered into between the Greek
Here you have a pleasant, efferves­
STA R K -D A V IS CO.
Day Up C R H $2 ly 1
government and the entente powers, cent llthla water drink, which qnlckly
212 TVèrd Street.
Po
Uß+m 4 b e n i
says
a
dispatch
from
Athens.
relieve« bladder trouble.
P. N. U.
NO». «. 1017
9x14 Ford Special
127 60
10x16 Ready C u t .......................................... 37.00
10x1« K*-»dy C u t ..................
40 00
10 x 20 Ready Cut
43 00
Lumber, shingles and hardware complete, de­
livered to any part o f the city.
Assistance
Learn SHORTHAND
THAT IS
Dependable
New Houston Hotel
B UY D I R E C T
1 Do Your Own Plumbing |
i f \ Q T E L intryin*
PORTLAND-OREGON
HOSTETTERS
S tom ach B itters
W ell K nown P ortland W oman S peaks
■ n
t h e
s a m e
l ■ ;r. I Vsll'h
wanteo
FRED P. GORIN,
in a l l ttk c o o x .
Pateai
Attorney,
Organiser »n .l IVvH opcr; patent» »«'cured or FE E
R E F U N D E D ; frm* book on patent». Suite» 701.
T01-A, 701 U and 701-C. Central hull d in ». Seattle.
Pottlaud,
Oregon,— " I send thil
statement w i t h
reat
pleasure,
Second-Hand Machin­
ery bought. »old and
ly daughter owes
e n g in e s ,
her life to the usa boiler», sawmills, etc J. E. exchanged;
Martin Co.. H3 1st
of Dr. Pierce’s Fa­ St., Portland. Send for Stock List and prices.
vorite
Prescrip-
rdm lion.
She was a
O re g o n vulcanizing C ompany
mov»'d to 333 to 337 Burnside St., P o rt­
ffije very delicate girl
land. Ore. Largest Tire Itopair Plant
’ before using your
in the Northwest. Country servio« •
medicine,
specialty. Use Parcel Post.
" I have used
H E N P H IL L S T R A D E S C H O O LS .
the ‘ Prescription’ for weakness pecu­
Large»t and liest equipped in the W est.
Gas,
liar to women and found it |>erfectly
Electrical and Tractor engineering.
Special
wonderful.
I have used Dr. Pierce’s course» in vulcanizing and tire repairing, Prac­
tical work, »hurt term, low cost.
W rite for in­
medicines for over thirty-five years.
"M y husband has used the ‘ Cough formation and catalog. 20th and H aw thorn« ave..
Portland. Ore.
Syrup’ and thinks it is great.” — M r s .
L. A . F o s t e r , 1502 E. 8th St., W .
When a girl becomes a woman, when
a woman becomes a mother, when a
Bought, Sold, Rented and Repaired
woman passes through tho changes of
W A L K E R E LE C TR IC W O RKS
middle life, arc the three periods of
Burnside, cor. 10th.
Portland. Ora.
life when health and strength are moat
needed to withstand the pain and dis­
tress often caused by severe organic H ID ES , P E L T S , C AS C A R A BA R K ,
W OOL AND M O H A IR .
disturbances.
A t these critical times women are Wt mint ill you Inn. Writs for prices m i ) shipping l i f t
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Piero«’* Favorite Prescription,
mt
an old
remedy of proved worth that keeps
P
system perfectly
tho entire female syst*
gulated and in excellent condition.
regulated
Mothers, if your daughters are weak,
Appendicitis. Rheumatism. Cancer, Bowel Trou­
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thousand» o f people in the last ton years without
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and see the wonderful office equipment. Consul­
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DR. W . E. M ALLO R Y
powerful restorative.
During tho last
Portland. Oregoa
50 years it lias banished from tho 600 to 604 Broadw ay Bid«.
lives of tens of thousands of women
1»
n
o
m
o re n « v m r y
tho pain, worry, misery and distress
than S m a l l p o x . Army
caused by irregularities aud diseases
experience ha» demonstrated
the almost miraculous effl-
o f a feminine character.
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ELECTRIC MOTORS
TUMORS, GOITERS
TYPHOID
"W as It a runaway match?”
“ You m ight call it that. He tried j
to run away, but she brought him t o ,
tim e by threatening a breach of j
promise suit.”— Boston Transcript.
Carr, >nd h .im lr«n rr», of Aollqrvhuld Vaccination.
B< vacclnatril NOW by your physician, you and
four family. It 1, more vital than buua« Inaurmca.
Ask yuur physlt tan, druggist, or send fat “ 11.ra
you had 7'yphgldf” telling of T y p h o id Vaccina,
results from ua , and dangri from Typhoid Carrier.,
the a r m » labo » ato » y . srnurrY. cai J
..uBttcrtt« rsccist, a ...u a , tr.»«a a. a. aos. ucaaaa
Agnes— No. I would never marry a
man to reform him.
Ethel— W ell, I don’t think m yself
that harsh measures are the best.—
Boston Transcript.
NfW MOOFRN DANCING.
E. Fletcher Hallamore. the leading Dancing Ex-
t and In.tructnr In N ew Yrrrk City, wrllea:
I
e uaetl A L I.E N ’S Ft KIT-E A SE , tha antiaeptl*
K
powder to Ire shaken Into the ahrtee, fo r ten yeerx
nnrl recommend It to nil my pupil».** I t cure, and I
prevent» wire feet- Sold hy all D rug and Depart­
ment Storm. Z5e. Ham pie EKEE. Addreee, Allen
8. Climated, L e Hoy. N . Y .
A Suspicion.
Probably Not.
W ill tho smoke Inspector please
explain why so much of the soft coal
soot settles on the white haired dog?
— Minneapolis Journal.
“ W hy ls George Washington de­
scribed as 'First In war and first In j
Little Miss Malaprop.
peace?' ”
“ Come, Doris, dear, tell Miss Brown
“ I dunno," replied Senator Sorg j how old you are.”
hum. " I suspect somebody was try­
‘T s e free, Miss Brown. How old
ing to square him with both tho pre­ ls you?”— Browning's Magaiiie.
paredness people and the pacifists.”
— Washington Star.
A t The Theater.
"Does your hUBbaud go out t o
Ready For a Crime VVave.
smoke between acts?”
"H ad any burglars out your way?’’ | “ No.
He comes in to watch the
“ N o," replied Mr. Growchcr.
" I ! play between drinks.”— Froth.
have set my boy's new cornet and
Ills shotgun where no burglar could
The Open Book.
fall to find them, but so far I haven’t
“ A man's life should be like an
had any luck.” — Washington Star.
open book.”
“ Yes," observed
Miss Cayenne;
Modern Eetimatee.
“ but so few people care to interest
"D id you make your way to fortune themselves in a book that Isn't a
from poverty?”
thriller."— Washington Star.
“ Yes," replied Mr. Dustin Stax.
"W hen my father died he threw me
Both Easy.
out on the world with only two or
" I t is easy to give advice.”
three million dollars.”— Washington
“ Yea; also to refrain from taking
Star.
It."— Boston Tran scrip t
J
Natural Propenaity.
On Shank's Mare.
“ I want a dog for my suburban
From tbe ltushton N ew s:
“ Lisle
plare, but not one t> get Into mis stockings arrived hero from Missouri
chief.
Do you know what kind of last Thursday." On foot, of course.—
dog ls apt more than another to steal
eggs?"
A postal card to G a rfield T e a Co..|H rookIyn,
“ No, I don't, but I suppose It is a N . i , , a sk in g fo r sa m p le w ill re p a y .y o u .
setter.’’— Baltimore American.
Inquirer (at South Station)— Where
does this train go?
Constipation,
indigestion, sick-headache
Hrakeman Thla train goea to New
and bilious conditions are overcome by a
York In 10 minutes.
course o f Garfield Tea. Drink on retiring.
Inquirer— Goodness! That's going
"Y ou say Dlbllng'a allegiance to his some.— Christian Register.
alma mater has never wavered?”
“ Never. Dlbling baa been out of col­
"A m in e " cures Backache, Lumbago,
Dr. V. M.
lege 20 years, and he still borrows Rheumatism. Send 10c.
Pierce,
Buffalo, N. Y ., for large trial
money from his college chums exclus­
package.
ively.”— Birmingham Age-Herald.
FEWER PEOPLE GROWING OLDER
The Public Health Service reports that more people live to
the age of forty years to-day, but from forty to sixty years
mortality is increasing from degenerative diseases.
Thousands of well-informed men and women to-day are
learning the true value of
SCOTT’S EMULSION
OF NORWEGIAN COD LIVER OIL
as a powerful blood-enricher and strength-builder
to ward off the headaches and backaches that mean
weakness. S C O T T ’S helps fortify the body against
grippe, pneumonia and weakening colds, through
its force of medicinal nourishment
Refuse Alcoholic Kxtraets That l>o Not Contain Cod Liver Oil.
Scolt A B o . » . BloumficU. N. A
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