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A MULTNOMAH NEWS ITEMS CONGRESS OPENS SESSION JÍXO T E K Of General Interest PORTL ANDOREGON LARGEM HOTEL IN lH t NORTH N t» EST- KE0P18LU 0< HHK R- ID- WO REDECORATED AND RENOVATED 550 ROOMS A ’ SOFWJl SAMPLE ROOMS « '“'lip About Oregon Calendar Crowded.^With Bills— Rail road Legislation to Front. W ashington, D. C. — C ongress re convened Monday for a th re e m o n th s' session, w ith a calendar overcrow ded University Students Live Well on 8-Cent Meals by Clubbing with «»nermi legislation, facing » » - E veryone S h o u ld D rink H ot W a te r in th e M orning American Scientist Who Died in London OUR LUNGS I S DELICATE Overwork, lack of fresh air, mental strain or any sickness disturbs their functions. Stubborn coughs tear and wear the sensitive lung tissues. HWIJ MUM W ash aw ay all th e stom ach, liver, and bowel poieona before road re fo rm s and th e h igh cost o f liv- S alem —T he riddle of th e h igh cost j ¡ng a s new issues, and confronted w ith I DAT IIP b re ak fa st. o f liv in g a p p a re n tly has been solved unprecedented e stim a te s a g g re g a tin g ! | by th e Com mons C o-operative C lub of $1,654,819,654 to m eet ex p en d itu re s r j V a ^ Yf,! To feel y o u r b e st day In a n d day [ W illam ette U n iv e rsity , composed of of th e go v ern m en t for th e fiscal y ear should be taken promptly for hard coughs, unyielding colds, out, to feel c le an Inside; no so u r bile j 26 stu d en ts. 1918. to co at y o u r tongue and sick en your or when strength is lowered from any cause. Its high T h is club d u rin g O ctober fu rn ish ed B oth houses adjourned e arly as a b re a th o r dull your h e ad ; no c o n stip a O i l I O Vaal, Pork, Beef, its m em bers w ith th re e m eals a day m ark of re sp ec t to th e la te S enator tion. bilious a tta c k s , sick h eadache, nutritive value creates resistive force to ward off sick " r Poultry, Butter, Egg» fo r an a v era g e cost o f 24.8 c en ts a C larke, of A rkansas, and R esident colds, rh e u m a tism o r gassy, acid sto m ness. The rich cod liver oil improves the quality and Farm Produce day each, or 8.3 c en ts a m eal. T his C om m issioner R ivera, of P o rto Rico, ach. you m u st b a th e on th e in sid e like to th e O ld R e lia b le E v e r d in g h o u se w ith a of the blood to relieve the cold and the glycerine is j cost also included th e sa lary of th e both o f whom have died since th e Sep you b a th e outside. r e c o rd o f 4f> y e a r« o f S q u a r e D e a lin g s, a n d T h is Is vastly be » daum d o f T O P M A R K E T P R IC E S . I cook, fu el and lig h t. T he actu al p rice te m b e r a d journm ent. m ore Im p o rta n t, because th e skin soothing and healing to the lung tissues. F. M. CRONKHITE paid fo r foodstuffs w as 18.8 c en ts a L ead ers of both houses w ill endeavor pores do n o t a b so rb Im p u rities into Refuse Alcoholic Substitute* Which Exclude the Oil. .. . 4 5 -4 7 F ron t S tr e o t P o rtla n d . O re g o n j day, o r 6.3 c en ts a m eal. to e x p ed ite th e ir w ork and freq u e n t th e blood, w hile th e bowel pores do. The stu d e n ts do all th e buying, serv- conferences to plan a p ro g ram w ill be say s a w ell-know n physician. T o k eep th e s e poisons a n d toxins j ing of m eals, w ash in g dishes and o th e r held as soon as th e E'resident indicates w ell flushed from th e stom ach, liver, ' w ork. T he m eals a re served in th e his d esires. B esides ra ilro a d le g isla k id n ey s and bow els, d rin k before basem ent of W a lte r hall. F. E. Prid- tion, th e re is stro n g public dem and fo r b re a k fa st each day, a g lass of hot dy and C. E. W om er a re th e tw o stu- som e le g isla tiv e action to curb th e w a te r w ith a teaspoonful of lim estone S m a ll ordt'rw a» w ell a* b i* . O rn a m e n ta l« . F r u i t T ree«. E tc . H a r d y und g u a ra n te e d . T h e school w h e re you s h o u ld g e t y o u r tra in in g I.arv«**t N u r s e ry b e tw e e n R ookie* a n d C ascati«« 14th Year 1S.IRK) O rd e r* l»a«t Year. j d e n ts who have ch arg e of th e purchase so a rin g p rice s of foods. p h o sp h a te In it. T h is w ill cleanse, m u st he p rac tic a l a m i give you a g o o d s h o p e x p e rie n c e. T h e P o rtla n d 1 of food supplies, and d e sp ite th e low In addition to a p p ro p ria tio n m ea s purify a n d fresh en th e e n tire a lim e n Casi W all,. Unni “- Fio. W - A WASHINGTON NURSERY C0 . t ^ w „, T. M C. A. AUTIMfrLE SCMML IS THAT PLACE | cost th e y said th a t th ey w ere able to ures, w hich alw ays ta k e tim e and m ust ta ry tra c t, b efo re p u ttin g m ore food A d d re ss T h e R e g istra r. P o rtla n d Y. M . C. A., in to th e stom ach. o b tain a w ide v a rie ty of food and s a t be passed, th e re a re o th e r issues. The a n d ge t a n Illu s tra te d B u lle tin giving th e c o m G et a q u a rte r pound of lim estone p lete d e ta ils o f C O S T . T IM E a n d C O N D IT IO N S isfy th e a p p e tite s o f th e club m em - c o rru p t p ra ctic e s bill fu rth e r to lim it S ir H ira m S tevens M axim, sc ie n tist p h o sp h a te from y o u r p h a rm a cist. It hers. i cam paign c o n trib u tio n s and expendi- is Inexpensive and a lm o st ta ste le ss, and inventor, who q u it th e U nited “ In O c to b e r,” said Mr. Priddy, “ it tu re s ; th e W ebb bill, to g ra n t author- ex cep t a so u rish tw inge w hich is not S ta te s in 1884 w hen his sem i-auto in Kern County, California cost our club only $7.70 fo r each m em - ity to dom estic co rp o ratio n s f o r m ain- | u n p lea sa n t. D rink phosphhted hot m atic rap id fire gun w as re je cte d by ber for food, and we gave a w ell- i ten an ee of collective fo re ig n se llin g : w a te r e v ery m o rn in g to rid your sy s th e U n ited S ta te s and accepted by the 20 a cre s fenced and h aving old w ell. [ balanced ra tio n . We pay our cook $35 ag en c ie s; conservation and o th e r m eas- tem of th e se vile poisons and to x in s; B ritish go v ern m en t, has ju s t died in about five m iles from B akersfield, C al also to p re v e n t th e ir form ation. a m onth and board, our wood fo r fu el ures. B y c o rre * p o n d e n c e in y o u r o w n h o m e. London. In 1887 he w as k n ig h te d by ifornia. n e a r highw ay. Good a lfa lfa W rite to d a y f o r in fo r m a tio n . T o feel lik e young folks feel; like q u e en V ic to ria fo r his w ork in inven purposes costs $12 and lig h ts $1 for t An in v e stig a tio n in to e x p en d itu re s land o r potato es and o th e r veg etab les. SU CCESS SH O R T H A N D SC H O O L the m onth. F or food we paid out 0f th e re c e n t n a tio n a l cam paign is pro- you fe lt before yo u r blood, n e rv es and tio n and science. Good crop is b ein g ra ised on adjoining m uscles becam e sa tu ra te d w ith an 3 0 8 L i b e r t y B u ild in g . S e a tt l e . W u h . $152.20 in th e 31 days o f th e m o n th .' |iosed and S e n a to r Owen, o f O klahom a, I a cc u m u la tio n of body poisons, begin land. N e ar good hom es and schools. | F o r b re a k fa s t th e stu d e n ts a re w ili in tro d u ce a jo in t reso lu tio n a sk in g th is tre a tm e n t a n d above all, keep It Only fivi' m iles from B akersfield. Ix>w j served w ith grid d le cakes, cereal, th a t in q u iry be in s titu te d a t once. up! As so ap a n d h o t w a te r a c t on i price and easy te rm s to th e rig h t m an hash, bread and b u tte r and coffee. For H a sty co nferences of house leaders th e skin, c le an sin g , sw ee ten in g and who w a n ts som e good land and good : REDUCED FREIGHT RATES L ew iston, Idaho— T h at th e p rice of purifying, so lim esto n e p h o sp h ate and ! T « a n d f ro m all p o in t* on h o u se h o ld *ood*. piano*, luncheon th e re a re th re e kinds o f veg- in d ic a te d th a t a “ speed-up” p rogram location w here he can do w ell. A ddress I horses w ill continue to advance is th e a n d autom ubii«M . I n fo r m a tio n cht*«*rfully grivfn. etables, bread and b u tte r, te a or coffee, advocated by S p e a k er C lark w ill be h o t w a te r before b re a k fa st, a c t on th e Périma eases I opinion of E. E. Flood, e x -p re sid e n t of M. A. G reen, 822 Mission S tre e t, San No m ea t or d e sse rt is served. The adopted w ith only Blight changes. Ma- stom ach, liver, k idneys a n d bowels. Pacific Coast Forwarding Co., the burden of the Francisco, C alifornia. j the N o rth w e st L ivestock Show. D. j m & Tw A housekeeper by keep d in n er in th e ev en in g includes vege- ; jo rity lead er K itc h in joined w ith th e j O. L ieth, buyer fo r a larg e o xporting ing aw ay the danger In th e Sam e Boat. tables, m eats, bread and b u tte r, des- sp e a k er in d e clarin g t h a t th e usual F o re st N otes. of illness resulting s e rt o f som e kind, and e ith e r coffee or long C h ristm a s holiday should be dis- j “I a sk you to pay m e th is bill," said ¡ com pany in K ansas C ity, Mo., who T he N atio n al F o re sts c o n ta in the from colds, coughs, spent se v e ra l m onths in th is te rrito ry a ta ilo r to a w ag g ish debtor. cocoa. pensed w ith . m ost e x te n siv e public play g ro u n d s In B o u g h t. S o ld , R a n t e d a n d R a p a ir a d and indigestion duo p urchasing hundreds of horses, w ired th e w orld, and a re open to th e free "Do you owe anybody a n y th in g ? ” W A L K E R E L E C T R IC W O R K S A lthough food em bargo proposals I to catarrtiul condi Mr. Flood th a t he would soon re tu rn to use of th e people. B u m a id e , c o r. lo th . P o r tla n d , O ra. a sk e d th e wag. a re c e rta in to c re a te m uch discussion, I "N o, sir," re p lied th e tailor. tion. It siieedily re the N o rth w est and renew his purchases lieves and overcomes | few lead ers a re inclined to believe th a t ! “ T h en you can affo rd to w ait." And of anim als su itab le fo r use on E u ro L ig h tn in g caused 27H per c e n t o f ! these. any of th em w ill be enacted into law s. h e w alked off. O rlion V ulcanizinb C ompany pean battlefields. th e 1091 fo re s t fires su p p re ssed by l m oved to 333 to 337 B u rn s id e S t .. P o r t- ; Its tonic properties build up A d a y o r tw o a fte rw a rd th e la tte r S alem — A s ta te ta x w hich w ill pro R e p re s e n ta tiv e K itch in th in k s, too, lan d . O re . L a r g e s t T ire R e p a ir P l a n t I “ T he prices for horses a re rapidly th e F o re st S ervice In O regon, Wash-1 th e strength of th e physically O u r w ag w as n o t a t his i , in th e N o r th w e s t. C o u n tr y s e rv ic e a j vide fo r all th e re q u ire m e n ts of th e th a t in v e stig a tio n o f th e high cost of called again. lngton and A lask a d u rin g th e seaso n due to th e fa c t th a t th e j weak and run down, and its use s p e c ia lty . U s a P a r c e l P o s t. sta te go v ern m en t w ill be certified to liv in g w ill be le ft to th e E x ecu tiv e w it's end, so tu rn in g to h is c red ito r, i allies ¡....' to ntinvslcsenniio, o s iw ta U y a fte r grip, have ta k e n so m any out of th is , of 1916. he said: is l e m a r l a b ly b e n e fic ia l. th e vario u s counties by th e S ta te T ax j d e p a rtm e n t, “ A re you in d e b t to any b o d y ?” j te rrito ry and shipped th em to E u ro p e,” I T he tim b e r and g razin g re s o u rc e s ' com m ission, i t w as announced T uesday '■ D is re g ard e d as doubtful th a t any K E E P IT O N H A N D “ Yes, sir, I am so rry to sa y I am ." | said Mr. Flood. “ Mr. L ie th w ill find , in th e N atio n al F o re sts of O regon, T h e wtae h o u s e k e e p e r hue Peruna a t a m ee tin g a tte n d e d by th e governor, th e P re sid e n t 8 ra ilw a y leg islatio n “ W ell, w hy d o n ’t you p ay ?" , prices advanced even since he le ft here W ash in g to n and A laska h a v e a n e sti o n h a n d for instanl u se e v e n if c a ta r r h a l s e c re ta ry of s ta te and s ta te tre a su re r. : p ro g ram w ill reach th e ^ floor before tro u b le s d o n o t c a ll for i t s re g u la r ad "1 h a v e n 't g o t th e m oney," rep lied j a sh o rt tim e ago. I ta k e i t th a t th e j m ated value of $233,000,000. m in is tr a tio n . A d o se o r two in time T he board w ill m ake th e certilica- i t h ristm a s. R e p re s e n ta tiv e Adam son, th e tailo r, w ith a w oebegone c o u n te n allied forces a re not exp ecin g any let- o t te n p r e v e n ts u long illn e ss. tion w ith o u t re g a rd to th e 6 p e r cen t ch airm an o f th e In te rs ta te Com m erce an5*' L iq u id o r tu b lc t fo rm . , , , up in h o s tilitie s in E urope w hen th ey ! ta x lim ita tio n am endm ent adopted a t co m m ittee, who w ill pilot th e mens- T h a t s Ju st m y case, ray d e a r sir. I gend th e jr t8 ba(. k here f m ore M a o a lln fS h lets are a splendid la x a tiv e for h o m e use. 1 th e re c e n t g e n era l e le ctio n and th u s ures, said th a t he would spend the I am glad to perceiv e th a t you can a p - 1 w ar h o rse s.” s A sk t h e d ru g g ist th e q u e stio n o f w h e th er th e am end- | C h ristm a s holidays a t hom e re g ard less p r e d a te m y position. I alw ay s re sp ec t TH E PE R U N A C O M PAN Y your ju d g m en t, sir. Give m e your Colum bus, O hio m ent is a p p licab le to th e s ta te levy ° f a n y a d jo u rn m en t a g reem en t, M r. M urphy T a k e s C h a rg e . will be b ro u g h t be fo re th e c o u rts fo r E s tim a te s of th e expense of all h and, s ir." —P itts b u rg h C hronicle-T el egraph. We eat too much meat which decision. S alem —T he m em bers of th e S ta te j b ranches o f th e go v ern m en t fo r the clogs Kidneys, then the board of control T uesday vested C h a r An e a rly s e ttle m e n t o f th e question fi9ca l y e ar 1918, fo r w hich the session T ru e to Life. To keep clean and healthy ta k e Dr. Hack hurts. is desired so th e le g isla tu re m ay be in- co n g ress now assem bled m ust appro- , P ie rc e ’s P le asan t P ellets. T hey _ re g u les A. M urphy, ex -ch ief e n g in e er a t “T ell m e h o n e stly ,” said th e novel form ed w h e th er o r not ad ditional legis- Pr ‘“ t e funds, to ta l $1,268,715,834.1 late liver, bowels and stom ach. th e E a s te rn O regon s ta te hospital and Nobody can Tell when you re a d e r to th e novel w rite r, "d id you M ost folks fo rg e t th a t th e kidneys, lation to p u t am endm ent in o peration T h is sum is ex clu siv e of $325,356,820 recen tly appointed su|> erintendent of Darken (»ray. Faded Hair e v e r see a w om an who stood and ta p lik e th e bowels, g e t slu g g ish a n d clog is needed. j to be a p p ro p ria te d fo r th e postal serv- | C hoice of Evils. th e p e n ite n tia ry to succeed J . W. Min- with Sage Tea. ped on th e floor im p a tie n tly w ith h e r god a n d ueed a flushing occasionally, T he T ax com m ission is not deem ed a *<'e. whi<-h is e xpected to be re tu rn e d T h e b ru te of a fa th e r w as c o rn e rs to, w ith fu ll s u th o rity over th e prison toe for se v e ra l m om ents, as you d e else we h a r e b ack a ch e and dull m isery ta x lev y in g body and th e point has t ° tre a s u ry by postal revenue, and ing w ith h is d a u g h te r's schoolm aster. m anagem ent. Mr. M urphy assum ed in th e kidney region, se v e re headaches, G ra n d m o th e r k e p t h e r h a ir b e a u ti sc rib e? " "1 w a n t m y g irl to stu d y sin g in g ,” charge of th e prison W ednesday. been ra is e d th a t i t is th e co u n ties 8 sin k in g fund a p p ro p ria tio n of $60,- "Y es," w as th e th o u g h tfu l reply. "I rh e u m a tic tw inges, to rp id liver, acid h e said em p h atically . A sy stem of a ccounting w ill be in fully d a rk en e d , glossy and a ttra c tiv e did once.” sto m ach , sle e p le ssn e ss and a ll so rts w hich m ake th e s ta te levy and not th e 748,000 to w ard th e public debt, "B ut, m y d e a r sir,” p ro te ste d h e of stalled a t th e prison and a fu ll inven-1 w ith a brew of Sage T e a a n d S ulphur. ta x com m ission. I T he to ta l a p p ro p ria tio n s fo r th e fiscal “ W ho w as sh e ? " of b lad d e r d iso rd ers. W h en ev er h e r h a ir look on th a t dull, ------------- j y e a r 1917, en d in g n e x t Ju n e , exclus- th e c ap and gown, “ why n o t let h e r tory of th e stock and equipm ent on f a d e d o r s t r e a k e d u p p e a r a n e e , t i n s "S he w as a clog d a n ce r."—T it Bit*. You sim ply m u st keep yo u r k idneys - , . , | ive o f th e s e tw o item s, w ere $1,184,- ta k e p a rt In th e noble joys of a r t or hand w ill be ta k e n before any changes sim ple m ix tu re w as applied w ith w on a ctiv e and clean, a n d th e m om ent you | lite ra tu re ? " is 167 , 517 . feel a n ache o r pain in th e k ‘dney A fterw ard . a re m ade. derful effect. By a sk in g a t any drug s a i l s n u iii any guou ui ug score uere, th e c ornerstone o f R o se b u rg ’s new Fed- es ¡m ates fo r c a rry in g out he n a tio n a l ream s of p a * . * * ft„ sto re for "W y e th 's S age and S ulphur Jo n e s (w ho h a s called round to see ta k e a tab le sp o o n fu l In a g lass of r a eral b u ild in g laid M onday a fte rn o o n by of defense. W here th e W ar de- ; to rs to d rtnk. tfo. W ff W s , « ? Ridgefield, w a sn tsecause tocat po wiiu n ig irt;— is air. wii7./.y up y e n t e r before b re a k fa st fo r a few days th e a c tin g officers of th e G rand Lodge P8r m ent s a p p ro p n a tm n s fo r he c u r th a t only c au ses a te m p o ra ry d istu rb ta to b u y ers a re unable to g e t c a rs for by th e a d d itio n of o th e r In g red ien ts, L andlady (s te rn ly )— Yes, he g o t up all read y to use, for ab o u t 50 cents. and y our k idneys w ill th e n a c t fine. r e n t y e a r w ere $381,482,802. its e s ti an ce of th e a tm o sp h e re .”—L ondon m ak in g E a s te rn shipm ents, hundreds T h is sim ple m ix tu re c an be depended an h o u r ago, d ra n k his b ath , and w ent T h is fam ous s a lts is m ade from th e of M asons of O regon. F o rm er G rand m ate s th is y e ar a re fo r $421,352,447. Ideas. upon to re sto re n a tu ra l color and of sacks of po tato es a re being shipped back to bed.—L ondon N otes. acid of g ra p e s and lem on juice, com W orshipful M a ste r J . C. F u llerto n had by w a te r to P o rtlan d , w here th ey are beau ty to th e hair. bined w ith lith ia, and is h a rm le ss to charge o f th e cerem ony, and ex-Con- T he navy a p p ro p ria tio n , w hich was $315,613,781 fo r th e c u rre n t year, A well know n dow ntow n d ru g g ist placed in cars th ere , w hile som e a re ! N oi A lw ays So. flush clogged k id n ey s and stim u la te g ressm an B in g er H e rrm a n was o ra to r would, according to th e e stim a te , be th em to no rm al a c tiv ity . It also n e u of th e day. put aboard v essels fo r C alifo rn ia sa y s everybody uses W y eth 's Sage "A m an le a rn s m ost w ho b egins a t In Solano County, California and S u lp h u r Com pound now because $382,497,536. tra liz e s th e a cid s in th e u rin e so it no points. L a st W ednesday 1000 sacks The business houses w ere closed and lo n g er Irrita te s , th u s en d in g b ladder F or e x p en d itu re s of the P anam a 160 acres known as N o rth w e st Q u a rter, of w ere shipped from th e w arehouse it d a rk e n s so n a tu ra lly and evenly th e bottom ," re m a rk e d th e p a rlo r th e H igh school stu d e n ts m arched to th a t nobody c an tell It h a s been ap philosopher. Section 28, Tow nship 20, R ange 2 W est, d iso rd e rs. ' 0* ¡.*eBtL0n!L *n n o rth w e ste rn p a rt o f Solano C ounty. here to P ortland, and on F rid a y 800 j plied—it's so easy to use, too. You "H ow ab o u t th e fellow who Is le a rn J a d S a lts is h a rm le s s; in ex p en siv e; th e F e ^ r a l T u 7 í d i n T i ñ " h o n ó r o T 'th e e s tim a f te xclu,si™ o f $19,787,266 is su b m itted , , i in sacks w ere se n t. D espite th e heavy Low p rice and easy te rm s to th e rig h t sim ply dam pen a com b o r so ft brush ing to sw im ?" ash e d th e m ere m an.—■ m ak e s a delig h tfu l e ffe rv e sc e n t lith ia event. In th e usual copper box placed as com pared w ith $16,804,200 for lh e m an. A ddress M. A. G reen, 822 Mission sh ip m en ts th e w arehouse is again full, and draw It th ro u g h y our h a ir, taking Judge. w a te r drin k w hich everybody should for h isto ric a l recollection, if th e build w hile th e storeroom in a larg e feed ] one stra n d a t a tim e. By m orning ta k e now a n d th e n to keep th e ir k id in g should be destoyed, w ere copies of c u rre n t y ear. T he to ta l fo r th e re- i s t r e e t , San F rancisco, C alifornia. -------------------------------- u ie gray h a ir d isa p p e a rs; a fte r nn 1 sto re has sev eral hundred sacks. Due C aution. n e y s clean, th u s a v oiding se rio u s com local p ap ers, th e nam es of th e city c la m atio n se rv ice is $8,283,000, a de- o th e r a p p lic atio n o r two. It Is resto red crease of $601,000 fro m th e c u rre n t A U seful L ap Dog. p lications. go v ern m en t and th e a c tin g officers of "B riso n e r a t th e b ar, w ill you be to its n a tu ra l color a n d looks glossy, \ w ell know n local d ru g g ist sa y s he th e G rand Lodge o f M asons. ye a r- . . . , . M istre ss (overjoyed a t th e unex- soft and beautiful. T h is p re p a ra tio n trie d by Ju ry o r by th e c o u rt? " E s tim a te s fo r th e postal serv ice ag- . , , . , se lls lo ts of J a d S a lts to folks who b e . ■ ___ t p ected re co v e ry of h e r long lo st F ido) is a delig h tfu l to ile t re q u isite . It Is "B y ju ry , y our h o n o r—by jjgry!" lieve In o vercom ing kid n ey tro u b le g re g a te $325,355,820, an in crease of K J “ ... nut Intended for th e c u re, m itigation w hile it is only tro u b le. $2,618,141 over th e c u rre n t year. An | ~ And te l> P e te r"' " h<‘re dld X0“ “ H um ph! W hy—e r—h a v e n 't I seen o r p re v en tio n of disease. you before so m e w h e re ? ” S alem — T hejm em bers o f th e S ta te e s tim a te of $1,224,000 is su b m itte d for find m y sw ee t little d a rlin g ? T h e C ra n k ’s View. P e te rs — W ell, m um —e r— th e fa c t is, "Y es, your honor. 1 sell you ice In H ighw ay com m ission a re in fa v o r of inland tra n s p o rta tio n of m ail by s te a m P o rtla n d —W h eat— B luestem , $1.48; N othing Very Serious. su m m er a n d do your plum bing In w in S ociety R e p o rte r—I u n d e rsta n d you being relieved of d u tie s connected boat or o th e r pow er b o a t ro u te s o r by a low s o rt of fellow had him tie d to forty-fold, $1.43; club, $1.42; red R us Mrs. C asey—Och, Bat, w hin th e doc- te r." — R ichm ond T im es D ispatch. a re m ak in g plans to m a rry M iss New w ith th e hig h w ay d evelopm ent of th e aeroplane, and it is provided th a t out a pole and w as w ash in g w indow s w ith sian, $1.38. th e r told yez ye hail so m e th in g wld s ta te and h a v in g th e w ork placed in of th is a p p ro p ria tio n th e p o stm aste r him .— L ondon P a ss in g Show. O a ts No. 1 w h ite feed, $35.00. rich n e x t year. C ount B rokinsky. a L atin nam e to It a y a r rd long, d id n 't Y oung H u sb a n d —You a re alw ay s B arley— No. 1 feed, $37.50. C ount B ro k in sk y -H a ! You a re q uite th e hands o f a non-political com m is g en eral would be au th o rized to expend Mr. Meek O bjects. not exceed in g $100,000 fo r purchase, It sca re yez? rig h t, dear! sion. F lo u r—P a te n ts, $8; s tra ig h ts , $6.80 c o rre c t. B ut 1 h a v e ze p lan s all fin Young W ife Do you really th in k so? T h is w as th e in fo rm a tio n given to a \ op eratio n and m ain ten a n ce of aero- C asey—F a ith , It did, Ji'o ra h , d a rlin '! "T h e su b je c t of w hite sla v e ry —” d£7.20; ex p o rts, $6.80; valley, $7.50; ished. W e a re now w orking on ze Y oung H u sb an d —Oh. yes, and I am sub-com m ittee of th e O regon Good planes fo r an e x p e rim e n ta l a irp lan e “ P ard o n m e,” said skim py little Mr whole w h eat, $8.20; g ra h am , $8.00. Hut w hin he only ch arg e d m e a dol b u d g e t.”— E xchange. alw ay s w rong ab o u t e v ery th in g . M eek, “ b u t I p re fe r n o t to ta lk ab o u t Roads co m m ittee, w hich m et w ith th e m ail serv ice. M illfeed — S p o t p ric e s: B ran. la r Ol knew It d id n 't a m o u n t to m uch. m y c ondition.”—Judge. H ighw ay com m ission. T h is com m it $26.50iu27.00 per to n ; sh o rts, $30.6001, Of C ourse. M odern Life. C orrected, te e is fra m in g p ra c tic a l road le g isla Fall o f G lass R eveals C rim e. 31.00; rolled b a rle y , $40.006/,41.50. F e m in ist—J u s t th in k . If th e g irls F a tal K indness. “ W ell, how did th in g s com e o u t In tion w ith a view of p re p a rin g a bill C o rn —W hole, $47 per to n ; cracked M inneapolis—T he fa llin g of a c h air T h e S h e riff—H ave you a n y th in g to yo u r school c o n te sts? " w ere ta k e n a w ay from th is college fo r a ctio n by th e n e x t leg isla tu re . M innie— So so rry to h e a r of your $48. say be fo re you a re h a n g ed ? leg and broken pieces o f glass n ear "T rifle m ixed. A girl won th e h a m w h at w ould follow ? m o to r acc id e n t! H ay— P ro d u c e rs' p ric e s: T im othy, T h e B riaoner (o rig in a lly from Bos m er th ro w in g c o n te st and a boy took C horus of ro u g h s—W e w ould.— w here se v e ra l persons w ere sta n d in g R edm ond G ro w e rs Sell P o ta to e s. to n )— You d o n 't e x p ec t me to talk af E a s te rn O regon, $176/20 per to n ; tim L ionel—Oh, th a n k s ; It's noth in g . E x 1 firs t prize for fru it cak e."------ L ouis C happaral. Monday in fro n t of th e Soo L ine b uild othy, valley, $166/ j 17; a lfa lfa , $166/, te r w ards, do you?—Ju d g e . ville C ourier-Journal. Redmond, O r.— T he N ew s l e t t e r , is ing, led to discovery o f th e robbery of p e ct to live th ro u g h m any m ore. $136(16; A F a tal M istake. M innie— Oh, b u t I hope n o t! —Cln 17.00; valley g ra in hay, sued by R. A. B lanchard, county a g ri th e S e c u rity M utual L ife Insurance N othing U nem ployed. clover, $12.60. A w e ste rn e r h a d h a n g ed h im self to c u ltu rist, a t Redmond, re ce n tly to th e com pany. F. A. D ickey, m an a g er of c in n a tl C om m ercial T ribune. B u tte r — Cubes, e x tra s , 37® 38c. "T alk ab o u t people w ho p u t e v e ry th e b e d p o st by his su sp en d e rs. T h e I m em bers o f th e D eschutes V alley Po th e com pany, Baid $39 in cash and $831 Jo b b in g p ric e s: P rin ts, e x tra s, 40c. th in g to use, Mrs. B lank Is th e lim it.” It M akes a D ifference. v e rd ic t of th e c o ro n e r's ju ry ra n : “ De ! ta to G ro w ers' a sso ciatio n contained in checks and a c e rtific a te of deposit b u tte rfa t. No. 1, 40c; No. 2, 38c, " Is s h e ? ” T h e young w ife —Som e w om en d o n ’t c eased cam e to h is d e ath by com ing th e in fo rm a tio n th a t th e first pool of for $2650 had been tak e n . In blow ing THE CAUSE OF BACKACHE. P ortland. "W hy, th a t w om an w ould use the hom e full a n d m ista k in g h im self f o r 1 the season w as sold by M anager R. H. th e sa fe th e yeggm en had covered it like to h ave a husb an d h a n g aro u n d E ggs — O regon ranch, c u rre n t re fam ily sk e leto n for a d re sas fo rm ."— RHEUMATISM, GRAVEL P arsons, c o n sistin g o f five cars of po w ith ru g s and used a c h air to hold th e h ouse all th e tim e, e v en in g a fte r ceipts, h is p a n ts ."—P h ila d e lp h ia L edger. 40c per dozen; O regon Boston T ra n s c rip t. tato e s, w hich go to San Francisco. th em in place. A p a rt of th is c h air evening. I'm s u re I d o n 't m ind It, do ranch,¡candled, 45c; selects, 47c. AND SUDDEN DEATH. you? Com edy and P athos. T hese p o tato e s w ere sold th ro u g h th e w as blown th ro u g h th e window. M arried frien d —W hose H u sb an d ? P oultry Hens, 12'-/ 14c; sp rin g s, 14 A C hap p ie's L am ent. “ A m an looks com ical w hen h e p ro j R. W. F a u lk n e r com pany, o f S a c ra ft(15c per pound; tu rk ey s, live, 186i E ver since th e discovery of uric acid m ento. B uyers have paid as high as $2 G erm any P ro m ise s G ood N ew s. "In S h a k e sp e a re a n tim e s young Hobbs’ Scheme. poses." 20c; dressed, 236/,24c; ducks, 146/,16c; In th e blond by Hcbeeto, In 1775, and a sack, re p re se n tin g 35 c en ts above the bloods s a t on th e sta g e .” "S o you th in k H obbs la m iserly .” London M ysterious p ro m ises are “ Y es,” re p lied M iss C ayenne. "H e 's j the had effect it had upon the body, geese, 10c. “ M iserly! W hy, h e m a k e s a point "A nd we th in k we know It all. W hy, fo rtu n a te If he can let It go a t th a t m a rk e t price. bein g m ade to th e G erm ans about tid Veal F ancy— 1146/, 12c per p °und- th e b e st we can do today Is to p u t ex scientists a n d p h y sic ia n 1 have striven of going o u t to lunch e a rly b efo re hla a n d n o t look p a th e tic a fte r h » is m a r j to rid th e ti - in s a n d the blood of in g s to be received by th em before P o rk — Fancy, 126/.12Jc p e r pound. tr a c h a irs In th e o rc h e s tra p it.”— th is poison. rle d .”— W ash in g to n Star.* B ecause of its over- M exican R ight O btain ed . C h ristm a s, according to an A m sterdam a p p e tite com es on, so t h a t h e can V e g e ta b le s — A rtichokes, 75c6(1.10 L ouisville C ourier Jo u rn a l. sa v e m oney.”— B oston T ra n s c rip t. nbnndance in th e system It causes M arshfield — A. M. Conard, of So d isp atch . T he d isp a tc h say s th a t th e per dozen; tom atoes, 75c6/,$1.25 per backache, p ain s here a n d there, rheu S tric tly T em p era te. nora, M exico; Jo h n N ielson and J . P. re ce n t h in t of th e B u lg arian p re m ier c ra te ; cabbage, 75c6/,$2.00 per hun L oves Hla Liza. m atism , gout, gravel, neuralgia a n d H e— L e t's go o u t a n d h a v e a tete-a- Olaon, o f Bandon, have organized a re g a rd in g a ccep tab le new s fo r th e G e r dred ; peppers, 5/«/,7c per pound; e g g sciatica. It w ar Dr. Bierce who dis "Look h ere, 8 a m .” tete. $500,000 com pany fo r th e purpoae of m anic pow ers is supported by a s ta te covered a new ag nt, cnlb-l " Anuric,* plant, 6nr,8c; lettuce, $2.50; cucum bers, "Yea, L iza." She— All rig h t, b u t d o n 't le t 'em o p e ra tin g a fishing concession on th e m ent th a t th e re irh s ta g m ay possibly "I begins t ’ th in k y e r d o e sn 't love j wlrtch will throw o u t a n d com pletely 11 6(1.50 per box; celery, 666(75c per m ak e m ine too stro n g .—B altim ore G ulf o f C a lifo rn ia and e x p e c t to com m eet e a rlie r th an th e d a te arran g ed . eradicate tin s uric a rid from the fy t- dozen; pum pkins, le per pound; m e no m o'." A m erican. "N o n sen se, L iza; w h a t p u t th a t In tem . " A n u ric ” has proved t" be 37 m ence in 1917. Mr. C onard obtained T he D üsseldorf G eneral A nzeiger says squash, I t a l i c per pound. tune* m ore p o ten t t h in /ifAm, and yo’ h ead ?" P o ta to e s — O regon, buying price, HHtle E lsie had been c h a s tise d for th e concession from P re sid e n t C a r Colonial M in ister S a if sta te d th a t g r a t "W hy, you ju s t sits th e re by the conseqneutly you n e rd no longer fear ranza. T h ere ia no fish can n in g com ify in g e v e n ts would happen and G er $1.40 4$ 1.60 per hundred, country fire and se e s m e w ork.” m isbehavior. m useijlur o r a rtic u la r rheum atism o r p o in ts; sw eeta, $2 75 p e r hundred. “ W h a t's th e m a tte r d e a r? " asked pany o p e ra tin g in L ow er C a lifo rn ia m any would have a happy C h ristm as. "W hy, I.lza, th e m ore I sits h e re bv ’ ont, n r m any o th er disease.! w hich am g ra n d m a . "DM vou h ave an a cc id e n t?" peninsula, and th is com pany w ill han O nions— O regon buying prices, $2.50 th is fire a n ' se e s yer w n rk ln ’, »he m ore ependent oil a u accum ulation of urio "N no, g ra n d m a ," Bobbed E lsie, “ it dle oysters, shrim pa and m any v a rie tie s B e a r is Being C u t in Tw o. acid within th e body. Fend to D r. per sack, c o untry points. i love* yer, honey.”—B u ffalo News. w a s n 't a n a a ccid en t. M m am m a did of fi*h. ab u n d an t in th o se w a ters. The Bierce, of th e In v a lid s’ H otel a n d S ur G reen F r u its - Apples, new, 60cnz$2 E u rek a, Cal. — W orkm en Monday AGAINST A SPELL OF i t on p-purpose.” — C hicago D ally com pany w iii also handle tu rtle s . gical In stitu te , Buffalo, N. Y ., lo r a T he F ren ch T rib u n a l. s ta rte d c u ttin g th e w recked ste a m e r per box; pears, $16(1.50; grapes, $H</, N ew s. p am phlet o n " A nnric," o r send 10 centa D octor—W hy w ere you re je c te d ? 2; ra s a baa, I J r ; c ran b e rrie s, $10.60 B ear in tw o w ith an oxy-acetylene INDIGESTION A pp lican t (sm ilin g )— F or Im becility for a trial p v k a g e of " A nnno T ab lets.” P ru n e s A re S h ip p ed E ast to rch to save 307 fe e t of th e vessel, 6(12.60 per barrel. BILIOUSNESS If you fis-l th a t tire d , w o rn -o u t "W h at do you do fo r a liv in g ?” H ope— 1816 crop, 86(10« per pound. S heridan -S h e rid a n shipped e a s t 1,- w hich w ill be ta k e n to San Francisco, "N o th in g ; I h a v e a n Incom e of 60.- feeling, backache, n euralgia, o r if your CONSTIPATION Wool — E a s te rn O regon, fine, 26nt 000 fran c a .” 037,000 pounds of prunes, W ednesday, w here a new ste rn w ill re p la ce th e old sleep is d istu rb e d by b o fr>-qnent COLDS. GRIPPE 27c; coarse, 336(34c; valley, 83c. th is sh ip m en t co m p risin g th e o u tp u t of one. I t w as sa id n early $1,000,000 u rin atio n , go Pi y our l> t d ru g sto re "A re you m a rrie d ? " OR MALARIA M ohair 356(45c p e r pound. • n d ask for I*r. B ierce's A nuric T ablets. 10 o f th e larg e o rch ard s around S h e ri would be saved. "Y ea.” T hey are p u t u p in 50-Ccut package». T he s te rn w ill be abandoned. I t is C aacara b a rk —Old and new, 5Jc per dan. Seven to aeven and one h alf "W h at doe» your wife do?” D octor Picrcn'* rep u tatio n 1» back of N othing; sh e Is r ir h e r th a n l " cents w as th e p rice brought. The planned to m ake th e a f t bulkhead of pound. RESORT T O "You a re no Im becile. Basaed for tic s m edicine a n d von know th a t hia C a ttle— Fleers, prime, $6.766(7.25; prunes w ere o f th e finest q u a lity . N ex t th e ste m ie ee vessel w a te rtig h t by ce f r the good, $6.406(6.75; common to fair, $5oi g en eral se rv ic e ."- L ondon D aily New*. e< , ,lden Modi y e a r m ore a creag e w ill come in to m en tin g it. blond a n d his " F a v o rite P re sc rip tio n " 6.0 0 ; rows, rhoire, $5.256(6; medium b e arin g and th e output^ m ay be for th e ill» of w om en have had a splen Cyclone Killed IOOO Person*. _ _ # | to good, $4.606(5; ordinary to fair. doubled. Granulated Eyelids, d id rep u tatio n I r th e p a st fifty year». _ __ _ Granulale London — A C en tral New* d isp e tc h in fla m ed b y e i p o - Portland Man Appointed. 4.26; calves, $46(7.50. from C a lc u tta say s it is e stim a te d ■1» twal ^ ^ ■ « a * t o , t S a e a * . B e it and * le d D octor Pier ;e’s Prlleta are u neqnaled ■■jpT- f.*. A T THE FIRST SIGN OF TROUBLE H o g a - P rim e, $9.256(9.75; good to 1000 lives w ere lost in th e re ce n t cy S alem — J . H .gC ault, of P o rtlan d has ickly relieved by Neriaa a s a Liver Bill, fhs« f*«y Sroor-confsd . - c and p rim e m ixed, $8.256(9; rough heavy, B e s a d ) N o S m a r m y , fk ifef « Dose. been appointed ch ie f e n g in e e r a t the clone in Pondicherry, th e ch ie f of th e l«r C ure 8ick H eadache, i 1 *e ( ■>!. roet. Al Bilious H ead ach e, Dizsinees, Conitrpw - »1* $86(8.25; pigs and ekipa, $86(8.25. E a s te rn O regon s ta te hospital to suc F rench possessions in India. T rem en c per Bottle. R srta e t)« tio n , Indigestion, Unions A ttacks, ami S heep - I-amha, $86(8.75; yearling«, dous d am ag e w as inflicted th ro u g h o u t ceed C harles M urphy, re ce n tly nam ed w ether», $76(7.50; old w e th ers, $6.25 belie T iltil .Me. For Be .k el ikef ,erre* .<k all derangem euta of U m L iver, b to n uwil as su p e rin te n d en t of th e ¡Oregon peni- M adras province. F oot hundred bodies 1 Drug/t 'i» «J* Mariai l ) i Hewed) Le. a n d Bowels. a 6*6.60; «w et, $56(5.50. i have been found. P. N. U. ! ten t ie r ) . No. so. teia AUTOMOBILE SCHOOL T R E E S SHIPPED A N Y W H E R E —FREIGHT PAID LAND FOR SALE Learn SHORTHAND Price of Horses Will Advance. ELECTRIC MOTORS State Tax Levy Test Begun; Six Per Cent Limitation in Court SALTS FINE FOR ACHING KIDNEYS E Cornerstone Laid. LAND FOR SALE I NORTHWEST MARKET REPORT New Road Plan Proposed. What Is Uric Add ? TAK E EVERY P R E C A U TIO N S Y ou can get rid o f itching with Resinol H O STE T TE R S Stom ach Bitters h*itrAn- **'"*'• ‘’ul1" ,3" E y e s f ¿ Ä »