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W. L. D O U G L A S ONLY ONE SUBMARINE OPERATED 0 1 1). S. COAST. SAYS ADMIRAL Pacii.c Coast Fcrvanlicg Co„ ' V - Ä Ä *£ ? “ THE SHOE T H A T HOLDS I T » S H A P E ” $3.00 $3.50 S4.00 $4.50 & $5.00 an S vvomin S a v e M o n e y b y W e a r i n g W . L D o u g la s s h o e s . F o r s a le b y o v e r 9 0 0 0 s h o e d e a le r s . T h e B est K n o w n S h o e s in th e W o r ld . . L- D o u b le name aild the retail price is stamped on the boe- tom o f al! shoes at the factory. T lie value is guaranteed and the wearer protected against high pncas tor interior »hoes. T h e retail puces are the same everywhere. T h ey cost no more in San Francisco than tiiev d o in N ew Y o rk . T h e y are always worth the pnce paid for them. T h e quality o f W . L. Douglas product is guaranteed by more A than 40 years experience in m aking fine shoes. T h e smart styles are the leaders in the Fashion Centres o f Am erica. They are made in a well-eauipped factory at Brockton, Mass., by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction and supervision o f experienced men, all working with an honest determination to m ake the best shoes for the pnce that money can buy. W A s k y o u r s h o e d e a le r f o r W . L . D o u g la s sh oes. I f h e can' net su p p ly you w ith th e k in d yo u w a n t, ta k e n o o th e r / m a k e . W r it e fo r ii.r«*rt'*tiu g b o o k le t e x p la in in g h o w to ! g e t sh oes o f th e h ig h e s t »la u d a r d o f q u a lit y f o r th e p r ic e , * ( j r e tu rn m a il, p on tage fr e e . ? LO O K FOR W. L. Douglas name and the retail price stamped on the bottom. Boys* Shoes Bsst is tbs World S3.00 $2.60 1 $2.00 Newport. R. I.— The wholesale raid on foreign shipping south o f Nan tucket lightship Sunday was the work of one submarine, according to reports of American naval officers. Rear-Ad miral Gleaves. commanding the torpe do boat destroyer flotilla which did such remarkably speedy rescue work, said that the reports of ail his officers agreed that to the best of their obser vation one raider only was concerned. This boat presumably was the U53, which called at Newport Saturday a f ternoon to mail a letter to Ambassa dor Gernstorff and then put to sea without taking on an ounce of sup plies. although she had been 17 days o ff her base, according to the state ment of her officers. Admiral Gleaves said he could easily understand the positive statements of the captain of the Nantucket lightship and of sailors of the torpedoed vessels The Landlord's Request. New Game. “ W e hope to get some September " I with these Illustrators would pick guests. Mr Flubdub. When you reach up a little general information." home, will you deny that there are "H ow now?" “ In my new book the artist has .'ur- sharks here?" “ Dm. Do you wish to revise this uished a picture of five girls playing bill?”— Louisville Courier-Journal. bridge.” — Louisville Courier Journal. “R e p e a t e r ” \ S h e l l s For the high flyers, or the low flyers, “ Leader” and “ Repeater’’ shells have the reach, spread and penetra tion. Their great sale is due to these qualities, which insure a full bag. Made in many gauges and loads. I W BRAND Not So Bad. On the test paper in answer to the question What ilo we mean by the plural of a word?” Lucy had written “ By the plural of a word we mean the same thing, only more of It."— C'hica go Herald. A Purist. Uncle Is Still There. "Sarah ammoniac— have you some?' " I told Uncle Tom that he was get "Do you mean sal ammoniac?" ask ting too old and feeble to attend to ed the druggist. business.” " I believe It is sometimes called "Did he take it kindly?" "H e threw me out of the office."— that,” replied the lady stiffly.— Louis Boston Transcript. vllle Courier Journal. A Carelessly Treated Cold is the source of most sickness because drugged pills, syrups and alcoholic mixtures ate uncertain and unsafe. S c o t t ’s Em ulsion has been relied upon by physicians for forty years as the safe and sensible remedy to suppress the cold and build up the enfeebled forces to avert throat and lung troubles. D o n ’t tolerate alcoholic substitutes, but insist on the Genuino S a o it’m Em ulsion. One bottle usually lasts longer than a cold. Every druggist has it. ,. :5 '■Ngli a r" * Wanted to Be Remembered. The lawyer was drawing up En- peck's will. " I hereby bequeath all my property to my w ife." dictated Enpeck. "Got that down?" "Y es." answered the lawyer. “ On condition," continued Enpeck, "that she marries within a year." "But why that condition?" asked the man of law "Because," answered the meek and lowly testator, "I want somebody to be sorry that I died London Saturday Journal. Founding a Career. "That was a great speech you made" said the enthusiastic friend. “ Do you think It w ill help me?" ask ed Senator Sorghum "Unquestionably, it may not have much Influence in public affairs, but It ought to get you an engagement with any lecture bureau."— Brooklyn Citizen. The Double Life. "This would be a good time for me to take a vacation," remarked the sec retary and treasurer of a city concern. "But you returned from one only a week ago." said the president. "Oh that was my vacation as secretary; I wish to go now as treasurer."— Boston Transcript. Sticking to One. Boy— Ma wants another oxtail. Butcher— She liked the one she got yesterday— eh? Boy— Yea, sir. She wants this one o ff the tam e cx. please! -l-ondon An swers O l TTT> N ld 1 r* AAA Veal, Pork. Beef, Poultry, Butter. Eg*» , nd Karm Produce to th* Old Reliabi* Kvcrding house with s record o f 45 >ears ot Square Ik-a iiurs. and U amsurvd o f T O P M A R K E T PRK.E3 Portland. Oregon SCHOOL New taw given title when married prior to June 27. 1 >*6 Remarried widow» again a widow alao heneOtad W rit# fur blank. Aak about (V ifrd era t,- aervice Bvineton A Wit- aon, Weahineton, D. C. E.tahlianed 19116. n Faster. “ I'm surprised to hear of Maud he lng engaged to I)r. Cayman. He's so awfully fast, you know.” "Oh. I don't know; apparently he wasn’t fast enough to get away from Maud."— Boston Transcript. Automobile School Offers practical shop training in Construction and Operation o f Automobiles. Special detailed in formation furnished immediately on request. K il ter any time. Address Th e Registrar, Y. M . C A . Portland, O regon Our graduate» ara occupying enviable poai- tkina Th - teaching procraa ia dilTarant from ordinary buaineaa achoola. Thorough. Crauti - ca>. Individual. SCHOOL FOR M LN O N L Y . Aiidreaa Th e Ragiatrar. Y M C. A.. Portland. Oregon, and get detailed information. COL B E SURE TO ASK l'OR TIIE PO R TLA N D Y. M. C. A. BUSINESS AND STENOGRAPHIC .SW tNTON Colonel Swinton ot the British army Is the inventor and builder o f the first "tank," the adapted American tractor, which has been used against the Ger mans. S iio t O rejón V uicanizind C ompany moved to 334 to 337 Burnside St.. Port- ¡ land. Ore. la rg e s t Tire Repair Plant in the Northwest Country aorvice a specialty. Use Parcel Post. 45-47 Front Strsst min a n d ELECTRIC MOTORS Bought. Sold. R e n t «! and Repaired VVAl.kk K E L tX rn tIC OKKS Burnside, cur. luth. Portland. Ore F. M. CRONKHITE Modest Request. Jealous. Salesman (in music departm ent)— Ethel — Fancy Jack calling Miss What can I do for you, madam? Srreleaf the apple of his eye. Lady— “ Sing Me to Sleep," please.— Maud— He must have meant the Canton Journal. evaporated kind. L e a d e r » REDUCED FREIGHT R A TE8 Tu and from ail point« un household goods. plan ja and automoUl«*«. Information ch*^*rfully given Butterfat Advance W e advanced our price on Butterfat Thursday, O c t 5th, three cents. W e pay highest cash prices fo r your Poultry, Eggs, Dressed Veal and Hogs. that more than one submersible was concerned. The U-boat, he said, was 1 very fast and appeared to have been handled very cleverly. It was easy, C O . he pointed out, for her to disappear] H A Z E L W O O D on one side of a ship and then show PO RTLAND . up unexpectedly at another spot. Doubtless, he believed, she had sub merged and reappeared often enough Cautious. to mislead any but a keen professional observer and to create the impression When the week-end traveler arrived that more than one sea terror was at the little country village be found operating. deserted streets and a terrific rain This opinion would seem to be borne storm. The village had been silver out by the statements of many of the tised as old world, and the pictures refugees that the submarine had more in the guide book suggested a little business on t o l d than she could take bit of heaven. But to the unhappy care of at once and was obliged to re traveler smoky London seemed more quest one steamer to wait the turn than desirable. while another was being put out of However, the last up train had gone, commission. Lieutenant - Commander so there was no hope. Miller, of the destroyer Ericsson, who “ Tell me," he said to the porter sta witnessed the destruction of the Ste- tionmaster inspector, "can you direct phano, said he was positive that only me to the best hotel here?” one submarine was in the vicinity at "1 can, sir. But, as a matter of fact, the time. I hardly like to.” ' The known list o f the victims of the "Oh! W hy?” U boat's Sunday exploits remains at "Because when you’ve seen It you'll six, notwithstanding reports from the say I ’m a lia r !” — London Answers. Nantucket lightship that three other ships, the identity of which could not For old sores apply Hanford's Bal be learned, were sent to the bottom. sam. Adv. There also was a persistent rumor, without verification, that a British Handed Down. cruiser, one of the allied patrols sent Peggy was two years younger than to the submarine zone, had been at Bessie. As is the way with younger sisters Bessie's outgrown clothes be tacked. came Peggy's humiliating heritage One day Bessie made an exciting dls Britain lets Submarine Question Rest. covery. "M y goodness,” she said. "I'v e got — a loose tooth. I think I'll pull It out." Washington, D. C.— Unless instruct “ Oh, don't" Peggy implored. "M o ed to do so by the London foreign o f ther will make me wear It.”— London fice, the British embassy here does Saturday Journal. F I N K E IS3 Madi«nn P. N. U. B R O S ., Portland. Ore. S t.. No 42. ISIS Sugar Recovers From Drop. Sugar advanced 15 cents again yes terday, making a total Increase of 65 cents within the past 30 days. This nearly wipes out the sensational drop of 76 cents made about two months ago, anil all signs point to a continued advance to higher price« than early this summer, when all records were broken. Granulated cane sugar Is now $7 75 a sack. Potatoes are advancing In price. The middle western crop this year Is said to be from 40 to 60 per cent short and already the Yakima crop is being drawn upon for eastern shipments. The local crop Is not all dug yet, but Is said to be normal. The price now ranges around $21 a ton for locals anil $25 for Yakimas. Frosty nights have caused some of the fresh local field products to be come scarce. Tomatoes are being picked green by growers who want to save what they can before a killing frost destroys the remainder of the crop. Blackberries In the valley were said to be badly damaged by Monday night's frost, but the local demand Is light and prices failed to advance. Tokay grapes are still Jobbing at $1.35 a crate but an advance is ex pected soon. KIbcrta anil Crawford peaches are still running strong at 60 cents a box Peaches are rapidly nearing the end of their season. Can taloupes are getting scarce. Apples are arrivihg in large quantities. not intend to make any fresh repre For fouls In cattle use Hanford's sentations to the state department, as Balsam. Adv. it regards the representations already made In conneelion with the Deutsch Such Sweet Partings. land as sufficiently settling the British William Dean Howells, the novelist, view of international law on the sub was talking about a poet. ject. "H is work is over refined, over dell From the British point of view only cate, over nice," he raid. two courses are open: either to con “ In short, his work reminds me of i voy all British ships using American j the young husband who said to his ports where the ship is not sufficiently bride at the end of the honeymoon: armed to afford full protection, or to " 'Darling, I’ll have to leave you Jacksonville Philosophy. British ships from the every morning hereafter to go to busi The pin in the hands of the small withdraw American trade. ness; but, to make the parting less boy Is usually bent on mischief. The latter contains the possibility abrupt, I'll no longer take the 8:15 About the only use some girls have of much injury to American commerce, i express as I used to do— I'll take the for heads is to lean them on masculine 8:20 slow accommodation.'” shoulders. Steel Company Buys Site. Speaking of the fitness of things, U Boat Commander Lucky or Wise. Portland— Fifteen acres of land sit If your skin is scratched by a rusty sometimes a woman who Is a cat will Boston.— Luck was with Captain j nail, apply Hanford's Balsam at once I S M I north of tin- plant of the Shell have a "purring limousine,” as the) Oil company at W lllbrldge have been say in the stories. Hang Rose, or the commander of the 1 It should prevent blood poison. Adv ! purchased as the site for the new One lovesick young poet says his German submarine U-63 was well ad ¡Portland plant o f the Pacific Coast Needed a Brake. sweetheart has a face like a flower Steel company and an nllied Industry, The way they put it on these days he vised. There was evidence that w h en ; Farmer Hans was In search of a ! according to A. C. Callan, whose orlg he set out to attack enemy shipping horse. really means like a barrel of flour. " I have the very thing you want,” Inal announcement at a recent pros The eyes may be the windows of there was not a British warship with perliy dinner that these two imlustrle»| the soul, sh the poet says, but the fash in 500 miles of the spot in which he said the stableman, "a thoroughoing road horse. Five years old, sound as were coming to Portland was made In ionable girl uses the whole body for The Oregonian a show window when it comes to chose to operate. For some time, ac a quail, $175 cash down, and he goes Approximately 10 acres of the pur cording to men who follow marine a f 10 miles without stopping." clothes. Hans threw his hands skyward chased tract will be utilized for the The difference we have noticed is fairs, there had been only three Brit-! plant of the steel company, construc this: Before marriage a man speaks Ish cruisers engaged in patrolling the "N ot for me.” he said. 'T von id n't git tion of which will probably be com about his shirts In a careless, offhand Atlantic Coast to keep open the path you five cents for him. \ lif eight menred within the next year. Until manner. Afterward, when forced to for American made munitions of w ar.; miles out in de country and I'd haf to valk bats two miles."— Philadelphia the final details of the entire plant Jo so, he refers to his other shirt.— are worked out, the Identity of the Ledger. Florida Times Union. auxiliary industry will not be announc Cruiser Torpedoed in Mediterranean. ed, Mr. Callan said. T h e property When Ccok Departs. A Protest. Paris.— The steamship Gallia, an purchased does not front on the Wll The helpful delicatessen, Papa was about to apply the strop. lamette river, but Is not far removed A boon to weary wife, “ Father,” said W illie, firmly, "unless auxiliary cruiser carrying 2000 Ser- J from the waterfront and has adequate Doth manifestly lessen that Instrument has been properly bian and French soldiers, was torpe ! railroad facilities. doed and sunk in the Med terranean; The cares of married life. sterilized I desire to protest.” on October 4 by a submarine. T h ir — Louisville Courier Journal This gave the old man pause. "M oreover." continued Willie, "the teen hundred men picked up by a Flour Retailing Low er Than Wholesale Rub It On and Rub It In. germs that might be released by the French cruiser and landed in boats; Minneapolis.— The continued rise In on the southern coast of Sardinia have j For lame bark, «t iff neck and «ore violent Impact of leather upon a por ous textile fabric but lately exposed been accounted for thus far The tor ! throat, apply Hanford's Balsam of the price o f flour has brought about to the dust of the streets would be apt pedo caused the explosion of ammunl ] Myrrh, and be sure to rub It in thor an unprecedented condition in the In tion In the hold of the Gallia and also] oughly. It Is guaranteed to cure or cal market. W hile several retailers to affect you dcletrrlnusly.'' the wireless apparatus, | your money will he refunded by your were selling top grade Minneapolis As the strop fell from a nerveless destroyed making it impossible to send out calls! dealer. Adv. flour at $8.60 to $8.70 a barrel. In hand W illie left him.— London Satur for help. The crew and troops took j single barrel lots, the millers were day Journal. to rafts and small boats. Work Delayed. asking $8 86 and $9 for tbe same grade • I hear M re. IP '«? « 1« going to bras« In carload lots. Couldn't Help It. her husband’« will.” "M illers have no control over retail “ Doctor, my brother stepped into s Autoiat Geta Five Years. "She's late In doing it. Most wires prices,” said one m iller " I t Is possl hole and wrenched his knee, and now San Jose, Cal.— Antone Fodera. a attend to that at the start.” — Balti ble for a retailer holtflng flour pur he limps. What would you do in a, San Francisco business man, was sen more Ameriran. chased at low prices to r ’.«II It now case like that?” at a figure lower than the mills could "I'm afraid I should limp, to o !" — j tenced to five years In San Quentin produce It at present •" Pittsburgh Dispatch. prison by Judge Reasly, o f the super IF YO U HAVE ior court, for failing to stop when his Locking Ahead. Producers Get the Mcney. Net* ihor— I f your hoy is so ror* automobile struck and killed Hector ill. why don't you for t. doctor! Zapeda. a Santa Clara University «tu According to reports Issued this dent, on the night of October 31. 1915 Mrs Mulligan—Oi b« gotn* ter. mum you should try Anti-Uric, the famous; week, by the Un'ted State« depart soon as he's well enough t6 go fer one Prominent men, among them Justice remedy m ale from Roots and Barries ment of agriculture on crop and live Henry A. M elvin o f the California su New Tim e«. preme court, testified as to Fodera'« It is guaranteed to cure this cruel dis stock prices, the producer was paid an average Increase of 9 3 per cent dur ease in every stage. C * * % .* * * > . Gramlafetf Eyeíiá»» good character, but failed to save him. We want every rea ier o f this paper lng the month o f August for his prod Evea ir by who is suffering from Rheumatism in ucts. The government report Is that Austrian Ship Blown Up. sure to Ss«, Ont ara) Bini any form to f -y this d s-overy. Every the index figure o f prices on Septem n v / A C i q ’ I T tvedhy Paris.—One of the largest Austrian package guaranteed or money refund ber 1 was 21 9 per cent higher than 1 V f t S l ) t » H R 0 No ‘■inar.-g, warships blew up recently at Pols, ac ed. Price <1.50 prepsi i, or we will two years ago. and 18 6 per cent high 4r juat Fve C o m f ort. At cording to a press dispatch from Zur er than the average o f the last eight Y o u r Druggist*» JCc pvt Notile. Karts« f is ich The dispatch says refugees from •end by Parcel Post C. O. D. Circu years on this date. This report shows Salve rúbea 2 tc. For Uso* Mi he f rtfrve-.k Dalmatia brought the news to Swit lar» and co w n c in g testimony free. that the producer was paid 19 4 per D ruggiate or Harto« t ) « C«., Chtoago zerland but they did not know the A d d re - ANT1-I RIC CO.. 102 Sher cent more for his meat animals than wood Building, San Francisco, cause of tbe explosion. a year ago. RHEUMATISM W rite about your wants in this line to Electric Heating of Houses. Stockholm, way up on the Baltic sea tide o f Sweden. Is a cold proposition G EN ER A L CROP C O N D IT IO N S ! for many months In the year. Not only its far north latitude, but its in sular situation conduces to cold cli P O R TL A N D M AR K E TS matic conditions. For Stockholm ia Wheat--Bluestem. $1.36; fortvfold, built mostly on islands, and is called $1.30; club. $1.28; rod fife. $130; red the Venice of the Baltic. Russian. $1.27. But the people in the city keep very Oats— No. 1 White, feed, $28. warm during the long winters, and Barley— No. 1 feed, $33. they do so through electrical heating Flour — Patents. $6 80; straights, arrangements Fuel for individual $6 20i f 6.60: exports. $6.20; valley, families was an immense item in $6 40; whole wheat, $7; graham, $6 80. Sweden, as It is in all cold countries, M illin'.! Spot prio— liran. $23 per but In the past few years the electri ton; shorts. $25 per ton; rolled barley, cians of the country have bent their $35 50036 50. energies to the development of the Torn— Whole, $42 per ton; cracked. natural water powers, to the end that $43. electricity has become the chief fuel H ay— Producers' prices; Timothy,I Hot water tanks In hotels, churches eastern Oregon, $16 50018 per ton; and all public ami private buildings timothy, valley, $15 0 16; alfalfa. are heated by electricity from a near $14.50015.50; wheat hay. $13.500 by power plant, and the hot water Is 14 50; oat anil vetch, $130 13.50; cheat, sent through the houses pretty much $12; clover, $10. us It goes through similarly heated Butter— Cubes, extras, 31e. Jobbing houses in our cities. The electricity prices: Prints, extras. 33035c; butter that heats the water is turned on at fat. No. 1. 32«; No. 2, 30c, Portland. night when the family retires, and by Eggs— Oregon ranch, current re morning the tank is so hot that the ceipts, 36037c per dozen; Oregon water, pumped automatically through ranehi candled, 40c. the house pipes, g o e s the inhabitants Poultry— Hens. 14015c; springs. 15 all the comforts of steam heat, and it 017c per pound; turkeys, live, 200 lasts through the whole day. 22c. The chief difference Is that we build Veal— Fancy. 12012HC per pound. our coat fires In our furnaces, and Pork— Fancy, 12'¿0 1 3 c per pound. have smoke and ashes to contend with, Vegetables— Artichokes, 7 5 c0 $ l per while the Swedes press a button that dozen; tomatoes, 50©60c per crate; ! connects the house tank wire with cabtiage, $1.35 per hundred; peppers, the power plant, and the work is done, 4 0 5c per pound: eggplant. 5 06c per with no aftermath of cleaning up.— pound; lettuce, 20 0 25c per dozen; Memphis Commercial Appeal. cucumbers. 25050c per box; celery, 60 0 75c per dozen; corn, 10 0 20c per Dr. Pierce’s Favorite I’ rescription dozen. makes weak women strong, sick women Potatoes— Oregon buying price. 90c; well, no alcohol. Sold in tablets or liquid. @$1 per hundred, country points; i sweets, 2 0 2 Vic per pound. The Retort Courteous. Onions— Oregon buying price, $1.60 Hogan had died. per sack, country points. Green Fruits— Apples, new, 5Oc0' Casey, a friend of Hogan's, had been $1.50 per box; cantaloupes. 6Oc0$l 25 away and arrived in town on the day per crate; peaches, 40065c per box; of the funeral. With Ills satchel in watermelons, lc per pound; pears, 75c his hand, he passed Hogan's house, 0$1.5O; grapes, 75c0$14O; rasahas, just as the pallbearers w-ere carrying the casket out to the hearse. Hogan 1 % c ; Turkish melons. 3c per pound. Cattle— Steers, prime, $6.50 0 7.10; had been a very large man and the steers, good $6 0 6.50; steers, common pallbearers were straining every mus to fair, $5 0 5.50; cows, choice, $5® cle. Casey stood aghast, hut finally up 5.60; cows, medium to good. $404.50; cows, o r d in a l to fair. $4 04.50; heif preached one of the pallbearers. “ Who's In there?" ho demanded, ers. $405.75; bulls, $304.25; calves, pointing to the casket. $306. "Hogan,” panted the pallbearer. Hogs— Prime, $9.50 010; good to “ What, is Hogan dead?" prime mixed, $9 5009.65; rough heavy. The pallbearer turned upon Casey $8.75 0 9.25; pigs ar.d skips, $8.250 disgustedly and said: "For the love 8.75. Sheep— Lambs. $5.5008.75; yearling of Mike, you don't think we are just wethers, $5 7507 25; old wethers. $5 50 rehearsing this, do you?” — Brooklyn Eagle. 0 7.25; ewes, $3.6005.50. Hops— 1916 crop, 10012c per pound. Hides— Salted hides, 25 pounds and A Tim e for the Tw o Bears. up. 17c; salted hides, 50 pounds and W e huve a friend who la fond of up, 12c; salted kip, 15 pounds to 25 telling how his elderly mother took pounds, 17c; salted calf, up to 15 hint aside when he was about to be pounds, 23c; green bides, 50 pounds married und advised him always to and up, 15c; green stags, 50 pounds | keep two bears In his home If he would and up, l i e ; green kip. 15 pounds. 17c; be happy. dry flint hides. 28c: dry flint calf, up When he asked her what she meant to 7 pounds. 30c; dry salt hides, 24c. she explainod that the animals Bhe W ool— Eastern Oregon, fine, 230 had in mind were "b ear" ami “ for 20c; roarBe. 30032c; valley, 30032c. bear." Cascara Bark— Old and new, 6o per j The homely story is one that we Americans might well lay to heart pound. Pelts— Dry long wooled pelts, 21c; Just now. In both our foreign und dry short wooled pelts, 17c; dry shear-j domestic relationships great forbear lings, 16016 c each; sallad iamb pelts, ance may soon be necessary to avoid 75c0$1.25; salted short wooled pelts, quarrels, and quarrels are Invariably ruinous to happiness, disturbing to 50c 091. T allow — No. 1. 6 H c; No. 2, 5H c; business and nearly always lead us to do many things that we afterward re grease, 4c. gret.— Commerce and Finance. NORTHW EST MARKET REPORTS Hardened. "Does my practicing make you ner vous?” asked the man who Is learning to play the cornet. " I t did when I first heard the people round about discussing it," replied the sympathetic neighbor. "But now I'm getting so $ don’t care what happens to you."— London Answers. Extremes W ill Meet. "D o you think you will ever own a car ?" “ Why not? The controlling clroum stances are bound to meet.” "W hat do you mean?” "Autos keep coming down and I keep saving up.” — Louisville Courier- Journal. 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Editor — For more than A year I suffered with miserv in the back, dull headache, pain in the limbs, waj somewhat constipated an i slept poorly nt night until I u as about ready to col* lapse. Seeing a.i account of the won* derful qualities of "A n u ric," prepared by Doctor Fierce, of Buffalo, N. Y ., I sent for a box, ami before using the vvhulo box I telt ai d still feel improved. I i hlng, misery reduced, anil life is not the drag it was liefore. I most cheerfully recoup ml this remedy to sullen rs from like ailments. Yours truly, W . A. K u i i k r t s . N o TF. : Y ou ’ ve all undoubtedly beard of the famous Dr. Pierce and ills well- known medicines. W ell, this prescrip tion is one that bos been successfully used for ninny years by the physicians and specialists of Dr. I’ierce's Invalids’ Hotel and Surgical Institute, of Buffalo, N. 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Doctor Called it a Miracle. A ll women ought to know the wonderful effects of taking Lydia Ji. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound even on those who seem hopelessly ill. Here are three actual coses: Harrisburg, IVnn.—“ When I was single I suf fered a great deal from female weakness becauso my woric comiielled me to stand all day. I t«ik Lydia E. Pinknam's Vegetable («impound for that and wrai made stronger by its ux>. After I was married I took tlie Compound again fora female trouble and after three months I ms^ed what the doctor called a growth. He said n was a miracle that it came away as one generally goes under the knife to have them removed. I never want to lie without your Corn pound in t fie house.” — Mrn. K uank K bobl , 104 j 1-ulton ht., Harrisburg, IVnn. Hardly Able to Move. Alliert lea, Minn.—“ For atxmt a year I had sharp Piling across my ha< k and hips and was hardly able to move around the house. .Mv head would Rche and I wta dizzy and had no aiqvtite. After 1 I > '..I • 1 oiH|« l;d find Liver H II r , I am feeling stronger than for vean. I have n little boy eight mouths old and ain doing iny work all alone. I would not lie without your remedies in the house as there am none like them.” — Airs. F. E. Y ost , 611 Water St., Albert Is a, Minn. Three Doctors Gave Her Up. f Pittsburg, Penn.—"Y o u r medicine has heipetljl When I was a girl 18 years old 1 was always slekdr and delicate gnd suffered from; irregularities. T h ree doctors gave me up and said. I would go into consumption. 1 took Lydia E j l ’fnkham » Vegetable Compound and with tie third) bottle began to fe el letter. I soon 1 s*ea me regul»r, and I got strong and shortly after I was married. Nowr I have two nil* »tout healthy children and am able to work hard every day."— Mrs. C lrmkntiss Di n m a , M t.ardner M ,Troy Kill,Pittsburg, IVnn. me wonderfully. A ll women are invited to write to the l.ydln II. IMtiklium M<-dl- CUw) Co., I.yun, Mas*., for special advlco, It w ill be coiitideutial»