Mosier bulletin. (Mosier, Or.) 1909-19??, June 30, 1916, Image 3

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Newspaper Page TextTo Suit A ll Tastes. BAYOCEAN BUNGALOWS TWO HOTELS <)r»»»on'» finest beach rwort. Paved street*, n « urtain water, sewer.- bathui». hihmg. dart? tv». Must •cento railroad trip in Ore»on. Sej »ra te small residences, completely fur- ai bed. siectr c li»h u . water, fuel, laundry, janitor service free. Tw o b ds. Kates 110 uO I>er week; tit1 UO two we. k I3U.00 four weeks. A ll you ne*«i take is your suitcase H A Y O tE W A N N E X - SplenJid view of o c*a i an-i bay. N ar Natarorium. Excellent tabi - Kates #2.5o per day and up. K A Y S ID E IN N Fine table, forty »uesta. sea foods, use o f baths. Kates $2 50 per day. The N ata ton um is finest on Coast. Tank 50x160 feet. Warm Sea W ater. Rates. Fur reservations and printed matter address CORBETT BUILDING. PO RTLAND . ORECON BAYOCEAN PARK AUTO WRECKING PARTS FCR 1-2 Special Railroad N e w H o u sto n H o tel ■ I i h IND IV U B TT >i N Four Blocks from Union Station. Under new nuuihgement. A il rooms newly decorated. Parts over 50 makes and models, at half the re »- S PE C IA L K A TE S BY W EEK O R MONTH ular price. Buy your used auto parts fio m an Kates 50c. 75c. $1. $1.50 Per Day. old-established and reputable dealer, who has a reputation to protect and conducts the largesi parts store and carries the largest complete as sortment o f used auto parts at any company this aide o f Chicago. Our pric^m are less, and f -r this I f you cannot com** to Portland to get your reason we outsell all others. A ll parts are guar eyes fitted. I will send anteed to be in first-class condition. you my methpd o f test ing eyes by mail. Not as desirable as person al service but much Incorporated. better than going w ith out glasses needed or 323-325 32? BURNSIDE ST.. PORTIMD. OR. trying to fit yourself. Outfit sent on application. STAPLES, the Jew eler-Optician. "66 Morrison st.. Portland. Oregon MOTOR PARTS MFG. CO. N ew and Second-hand BAGS Burlap and Twine. Tell your dealer you want ‘ 'W IN K L E - M A N ’S Q U A L IT Y SECONDS.” the Rags fo r Service. Have him w rite our nearest house. W IN K L E M A N BA(> A B U R L A P CO.. 171 Front St.. Tacoma. Wash. Portland. Oregon. Oldest and Largest Second-hand Lag Dealers in the Northwest. Try Chiropractic I f you have tried other methods, modes, cults or systems o f healing and have not received relief, you have tried the wrong thing. Chiropractors have been successful in removing the causes o f disease wh* re other methods failed. I f you ar** aick or ailing, have a trouble o f long standing. 1 w ill be pleased to consult and giv e you a spinal analysis, which costs you nothing. Dairymen and Poultrymen W e guarantee absolutely correct returns. us poor a m t ik ip B ta l Eggs. Poultry. W rite for Shipping Tags and Premium List. Bead H a z e lw o o d Co., P o rtla n d _ W R*» Granulale«! Eyelids, j oTS J Eye* iniUmed by c*po- fureto Sun, Dust and Wind juickly relieved by Murine L>eUemedy. No Smarting, _ just Eye Comfort. A f Your Druggist** 50c per Bottle. Murine Eye Sil vein Tube» 25c. ForDuokoltheEyefreeask Druggists or Muriee Eye Remedy Cu., Ckicajo E y es*. One Result of the War. NORTHWESÍ MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS L. Portland — Wheat — Bluestem, 96c per bushel; forty fold. 85c; club, 83c; red F ife, 83c; red Russian, 83c. Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, 323 | (q.24 per ton; valley timothy, $184^19; alfalfa, $14<«;15. M illfeed — Spot prices: Bran, $26(<l 26.60 per ton; shorts, $29 & 29.50; rolled barley, $31.50(0 32.51). Corn— Whole, $37 ton; cracked, $38. Vegegtables — Aritchokes, 75it<i$l ;>er dozen; tomatoes, $1.50^,1.75 per crate; cabbage. $2(<i2.75 per hundred; garlic, 10c per pound; peppers, 25c; eggplant, 15c; horseradish, 8Jc; let tuce, $1(<£1.50 per crate; cucumbers, 75c0t.Sl.25 per dozen; spinach. Katie per pound; asparagus, 75c0l$l per dozen; rhubarb, 1} (<i 2c per pound; peas, 3$<<t&c; cauliflower, $1.25 per [ crate; beans, 8(a 12 Jc per pound. Potatoes — Old, $1.50; California, | new, 2(a2Jc per pound. Onions — C alifornia red and yellow, $3.25 per sack. Green Fruit— Strawberries, $1.850ti 1.90 per crate; apples, new, $2 per box; cherries, 60l 10c per pound; can taloupes, 90c(<i$2.75 per crate; apri- j cots, $1.35(<tl.50 per box; peaches, $1.15; watermelon, 2$0t2^c per pound; [ figs, $ 1@1.50 per box. Eggs — Oregon ranch, current re- I ceipts, 21(d22e per dozen; rota and cracks out, 23(<i24c; extras, 24Je. Poultry — Hens, 14c ptr pound; stags, 10c; broilers, 16@18c turkeys, j live, 20(<t.21c; dressed, choice, 23(a 25c; ducks, 15(a20e; geese, 9(u)10c. Butter— Cubes, extras, 25 Jc; prime firsts, 26c; firsts, 24Jc; seconds, 22c. Jobbing prices: Prints, extras, 27(<j ;29c; butterfat. No. 1, 27c; No. 2, 25c, ! Portland. Veal— Fancy, l l f o . l l j c per pound. Pork— Fancy, 11c per pound. Hops — 1915 crops, 9J @ 11c per | pound; 1916 contracts, nominal. Wool — Eastern Oregon, fine, 23(d 25jc per pound; coarse, 30(a32c; val ley, M f 34c. Cascara Bark— Old and new, 4c per | pound. Cattle— Steers, choice grass, $7.75f<i 8.25; good, $7.50@7.75; cows, choice, $6.75@7.50; good, $6.25<tt6.50; h eif ers, $5.50 @ 5.75; bulls, $3 (a 5.75; stags, $4.50(0)7. Hogs — Prime light, $8.05<-i S.25; good to prime, $8(0,8-05; rough heavy, $7.50(0)7.75; pigs and skips, $6.60(($ 7.10. S h eep — Yearlings, $6.50 (<¿7.25; j wethers, $5.50(u6.75; ewes, $4.75@ 5.50; lambs, $7(0,8.86. The following conversation was overheard in a railway train not long ago: Just as the train was moving from the station two men were bundled into a carriage. Both were of the sporting type and were evidently particularly keen on racing. "L e t's nve a look at yer paper, Bill," aald Charlie. “ Ere we are. Charlie." said Bill, handing bis friend an evening paper. A fter a few minutes of silence Char lie remarked sententioualy: “ Wonder ful things, newspapers, aren't they. Bill? They've got so many different sorts of things in ’em— stories, cook ery. murders, suicides, racin'— some thin' for everybody, in fact." "Y ou 're right they are, Charlie.” "But what's this 'ere blank space, B ill?" pointing to the blank space re served for stop press news. "O h." replied Bill, "that's for people wot can't read.” — Philadelphia Public Ledger. H e wants to hold your trade and tries to sell you brands he know s you He is always w ill like. ready to recommend K G B a k in g P o w d e r 'Ask him “ THE VALVELESS PUMP $1 Im p e rfe c t D ig e s t io n TYPHOID s HOSTETTER’S Stomach Bitters V WOMANAVOIQS OPERATION Ship B U Y D IR E C T £ [ IS RELIABLE He Knew. Foot and Mouth in the Philippines. Sunday School Teacher— Who can DESERVES WELL OF FARMER O fficials of the Philippines reported tell me the name of the great queen who traveled so many miles to see Phoebe’s Voice is Faint and She Cer to Washington last week that the foot- and mouth disease has again laid Its Solomon? (N o answer). Some of tainly Is Not Pretty, but She grip on the islands. The scourge Is you must remember. The name of Hetee All Beetles. called rinderpest over there, and has this great queen begins with S. been the bugbear of all cattle dealers Bright Boy— Ob, 1 know, m lal II A fter you're well acquainted with and dairies, the few that there are. was the queen of spadeB.— Boston almost from the beginning of Amort the phoebo and catch eome of her spir Transcript. it o f friendliness and companionship, can occupation tn 1898. It is estimated that 260,000 carabaos The Circle. you won't care a snap of the finger have died of rinderpest In the last Old I.ady— W hd do you go around that she can't sing very well, nor that year. There were 500 deaths In the begging instead of working? she isn't good looking You'll wel last week of April, when the last mall Tramp— I'll tell you the truth, mum. come her in spring just as If she were report was sent to Washington. The I bogs ter get money for de booze. a Venus for looks and Melba fur votco. loss is about $5.000,000. O. L.— But why do you drink the You'll listen for her first notes and The Philippine bureau of agriculture stuff? asked for $250,000 to fight the scourge, T.— T e r get up me courage ter go aay: "There's Phoebe bark ugain." but the legislature only appropriated She's the earliest arrival amnug the $12.500 ami tills is held responsible to 'round and beg, mum.— Boston Tran fiycatchers. reaching here about March a great extent for tin epread ot I in script. It , even before the files. She seeks disease. out her last year's home under the If conditions continue as they are tn bridge, or beneath the rafters of the the islands it is feared that the loss barn, and starts renovating her nest. the coining year will be fully as great. Often when an unscrupulous cowbird More Water Lens IIorNepowrr. Ie » * Uoat. Fearless of Consequence. usurps the nest to lay eggs of her Most Kfiicient for lrri»ation. Grubbs I never realized until now M inin». Fire Protection and own. the phoebe will build another I what a convinced optimist Binks is. •ome*tic l m * s . Small. L i»h t. neat atop the old one and start house Pow erful. No V a lv e » No Stubbs— What made you form your Flun»era. No Cylin keeping over again as If nothing had j new estimate of him? der«» ¿V atrm tive H i»h Interrupted. Speed« Eliminated. Grubbs— The fact that he is trying Pump Buna on Ix>w W e've remarked that she couldn't to raise chickens, roses and two bull • Spaed. W ill Pump sing, yet her little "phe bee" note Is pups all on the same loL— Richmond W ater and A ir Simul taneously. W ill Pump one of the cheortcst of springtime. Times Dispatch. boilin» water. Hasrec- W e've said she wasn't beautiful, yet __ ord for vertical auction L ift o f S3.6 feet. Can be Installed by Anyone. her dull olive-brown coot, with a yel Impossible to Make a Mistake. Delivers More Witter, with far Lass Horsepower, than Any lowish whlto breast are far moro at Pump Known. No Prim in » Required at A ny tractive than some birds of gay plu Reasonable Suction. mage. The phoebo Is boautltul be W rite for Catalo». Prices and Testimonials before you buy. cause she is useful. Paid for Hut- T H E V A L V L E S S PUM I* CO.. From the time of her arrival until t e r fl i e s , In- she leaves late tn the fall she's busy 8th Floor T U I. A Tru.t Bids.. Portland. Or*. ETT KM sects. I buy warring on the farmer's enemies, t t A L r * * “* hundreds for «h e 'll sit on a mullein stalk and watch museums, art-work, study purposes and How the Spellbinder Turn* the Trick. tor a beetle. Suddenly sin will dart Into the air and her hills go shut with private collections. 6c to $7 each paid. "T o my mind----- " Easy outdoor em a snap— good by beetle. She Is a for 8-pp. folder FREE. "1 can not do justice to— " est conservationist, because she eats ployment. "E ar be it from me----- ” the elm leaf beetle. She Is the farm "It is hardly necessary to say----- ” S IN C L A IR "One word more and I have er's friend, because she eats the May Lo» Angeles, Cal. done----- " beetles and click beetles, which in Box 244, D 108. " It falls to my lot----- " jure crops. She Is the gardener's ----------------------------------------------- --- ----------------------------------------- "I can not find words to----- ” friend because she eats the squash DAISY FLY KILLER “ In the last analysis----- ” j beetle. a l l f l l t - s . N#at, claaa. "B e that as it may----- " v riM iu rn ta l, cunven* In fact, she Is the friend of everyone le n t, cheap. I . a i i a a l l " I shall not detain you longer----- ” »»•»A o n M a tle u f —except the beetles.— Philadelphia “ It becomes my painful duty----- " m etal, <aB‘ t ( p ill u r tlp o v e r ; « i l l n ot to ll o r “ I point with pride t o - — -” North American. ln | u r e A n y t h i n » . C u a ra a te n ! rflr. tlva. — Columbia State. S o ld b y d ea ler», ■** 6 ten t b y r i | i r n . |*ffo* Totem Pole Must Don Some Clothes. ______________ ___________ paid It*» fl. Clothes make the totem pole, ac HAKULD SOULS». ISO D a la i» A ** . Srooklyn. N Y 1 cording to John Oscar Davis, collector ; of the port, at San Fraucisco In Right Place. Horrified at what ho saw when a | Burmese specimen consigned to the " I have written a poem on— ” The editor looked up wearily. The Her. J. H. East of Portland was uu- | coYerod at the customhouse early In blue eyed blonde young woman wus February, Collector I>avls has now merciless. " I have written a poem on 'The Old recovered sufficiently from the shock Red Barn on the Farm,' and— ” soon u n d e r m i n e s y ou r to announce that when the proper ha The weary look disappeared from blllments have been placed on the the editor's face. | health and impoverishes relic It may be allowed to proceed on "A h ! Delighted! W ritten on the ' your blood, but this may old red barn, eh? Fine! I'll he going Its way to the Indignant consignee. be corrected by careful Painting, the collector said, had along by the farm in a day or so. and diet and the assistance o f been considered, but clothing would I'll stop at the old red liarn and read bo better. His plan now I h to arrange I t !" A delightful old lady of a little town in Nebraska was discovered one morn ing in the act of kilTing a chicken. "W hy. Mrs. Brown, 1 thought that you were afraid to kill a chicken,” said DR. H. L. CHANDLER a neighbor in surprise. "Y es. dearie, I did uster be; but 502-3-4 Broadway Bldg., Portland, Ore. since the war broke out I've done it right smart. This Trade Mark Mean» “ W ell, you see, it's this way: I uster The finest Violins. Mandolins. think that bloodshed was an awful Guitars. Banjos and Banjo thing, but since I've been readin' about . MandoUaa. that can mart». VMad........ Oregon o f Oregon ail them men-killin's in Europe I just * get a rooBter by the feet, lay his head world. Rad violins made into good ones. W rite for illustrat on the block and say to m yself: ‘ Now, Feed Grain Prices Remain Firm. ed circulai* and details to Sarah, 'tain’t near so bad as killin' a C O U L T E R CO.. man. Where's your nerve?’ And then Portland— The oats and barley mar TtsfcksrK 227L, THF. WaikastM Si.. PwtUM. Ore 1 just shut my eyes and whack."— kets became stronger at all points on Youth's Companion. the Coast as it is believed the govern H ID E S , PE LTS , C A SC A R A B A R K , W hy He Lott His Job. ment w ill require a considerable sup W O O L AND M O H A IR . Tom m y—Out of a job? ply o f these feed cereals on the border Wi vial ill )su k»e mnli lor pneos j.-d sh pptng tags Jimmy— Yes. The boss said he was and in Mexico. N o army orders have TH! H. F. NORTON C o . romand. Ore., SeilTi, Wn losing money on the things 1 was mak been issued fo r supplies other than In'. -------------------------------------------------- ---------------- Tom m y— Wasn't there anything else those already contracted for, so far Doubl« Treal Punrlur: Triof Tires you could do in the place? Made from your old ones. Last long I Jimmy— I guess n o t Anyhow he as known, but traders look fo r buying as Brand New TIKES W rit« us. said I didn't seem able to do anything for this account before long. For the OREGON V U LC A N IZIN G CO.. 65u Washington St.. Portland. Ore. else. present it is likely the quartermaster's Tom m y— And what was you makin'? Jimmy — Mistakes. — Utica Herald department w ill be amply supplied with n o m o re n e c e ssary Dispatch. feed stuffs previously ordered sent to than S m a l l p o x . Army experience has demonstrated the regular army posts, which w ill be the almost miraculous e ffi Unprepared. cacy , and harm!egress, of Antityphoid Vaccination. Representative Augustus P. Gard delivered to border points. Be vaccinated NOW by y ur physician, you and four family. It is more vital than house insurance. Although the oats market has gained ner said in a preparedness address in Ask your physician, drucelst, or send for “ Have New York: in strength, there has been no specula- you had Typhoid?” trlUn» of T y p h o id Vaccine, "T h e unprepared man is always at results from use, and danger from Typhoid Carriers. Oats a disadvantage. It's like a dialogue I tiv e trading in the country. THT ( I I T i r a LABORATORY. Brar.’ ir Y . CAL FCOOUCIM* VACCINCS A SSftUMS UNDID U. S. GOV UCKM S» once heard: holders are still w illin g to sell at $26. “ T a n you fight? shouted one man. A t the Merchants' exchange $25.50 to " ‘ N — no,’ another answered. Considerate. “ 'Then,' shouted the first man— 26.76 was bid, prices 25 to 75 cents over the offers o f Wednesday. No "I'v e been thinking it all over and 'then come on. you coward! barley is being offered for sale here, I've come to the conclusion that per but at San Francisco futureB were j Domestic Finesse. haps after ail we ought to have a standing army.” "These are unusually fine cigars, higher. California barley can be laid "W e ll? " Mrs. Jiggers. Your husband is lucky down in Portland at practically $28. "But I don’t think It is fair to keep to have you select for him." There was no trading in wheat. I all those men standing all the time "Oh, he doesn't smokjj that kind reg Prices at the exchange averaged a cent j The least we can do is to ftirnWh each ularly. I use them to slip one in his higher, in response to the Chicago ad- j man a camp stool.” — Detroit Free pocket whenever I give him a letter to vance. The rain has improved the [ It tones and strengthens Press. p os t” — Baltimore American. Northwestern crop fully 5 percent. In the entire digestive sys some parts o f Oregon the gain is esti Not a Garden. Y o s C * e G et A lien '- .‘ « o l - F - w f R t f . tem and is a real aid to Write A lien s. O lm -ted.Lo F.oy, N. Y .,fo r a mated at 15 per cent. "A r e you going to make a garden V ee -a m p le o f A lle n ’a F n ot-iia.e. It cu re, tills year?" Nature in cases o f indiges ot ra tin g , hot sw o llen , ach iu g feet. I t make* "N o ." replied Mr. Growcher. "I'm tew nr tig h t shoes easy. A certain cu re tor Atlantic Freight Rates Decline. tion, cramps or malaria. ■orns. In g io w in g n ails and bunion*. A il drug going to dig up a place in the hack t U U M l l l t -he. b o u ’ l a r m t any aubatllul* yard and put some seeds into It. and Several commodity markets have \ then turn it over to the chickens for Right in Line. been more or less influenced by the in- j a picnic ground.” — Washington Star “ I see.” said his wife, "that these creased supply o f freig h t room and a "And where is your daughter Minnie baseball players have progressive consequent reduction in fre ig h t rates, Not Impressed. ideas on sanitation.” this year, Mrs. N oovo?" asked the says a news bulletin issued by Rens- "H ow so." "W an t some stock tn my concern?" visitor. "T h e paper states that they spent "N op e." "W h y,” said the old lady, "M innie the afternoon swatting flies."— Louis korf, Lyon & Co., o f N ew York. "It's a gold mine.” wants to be a teacher tn domestie vllle Courier-Journal. Coffee has declined and cotton has "That's no Inducement. I've Invest science, and she's taking a course in had an advance in this country as a re ed In gold mines more than once.”— household derangements down at the The Difficulty. sult o f the improvement in the freigh t Louisville Courier Journal. Abnormal school.” "M y w ife's mad with me and has situation, but so fa r sugar has not re gone on a hunger strike." Self-Convicted. "Then let her go hungry till she sponded by any decline. The fact that "H ow did you contrive to convince comes to her senses. W hy should you the stand taken by this country has your w ife you could not afford to own worry?” an automobile?" "Because I'm the one that's going checked the a c tivity o f the German “ Pure luck on my part She wanted hungry.” — Baltimore American. submarines has improved the freigh t to have an old dress cleaned and situation and reduced insurance ratea. bought a gallon of gasoline,"— Rich Believed tn It. There has been a large fleet that was mond Times Dispatch. "Do you believe in the observance tied up by ice in North Russian waters Medicine Which Made Sur released and the allies have turned Mrs Justwed— “ And would you real of the Golden Rule?" geon’s Work Unnecessary. " I do. I always like to have other hack into commercial life many boats ly do anything for me. Jack?" people keep It in mind when they're Justwed— "Darling. I swear i t ! ” that have been used as transports. It Astoria, N. Y. — ‘ ‘ For two years I Mrs. J.— "Then would you please let dealing with me."— Boston Transcript. looks as i f during the summer freigh t was feeling ill and took all kind* of my brother Bob. the surgeon, op* rate .tonica. I was get- congestion at the ports w ill be, in a His Luck. on you for something? He's Just start I ingworse every Jay. great measure, relieved and this is She (b itte r ly )— I only wish I ’d Ing in. you know !” 1 had chills,my head known as much about you before I bound to benefit generally American would ache. I we* businesa. married you. Information Sought. always tired. I could He— W ell, It was Just my confound not walk straight "Brown is a good mixer.” ed luck that you didn't.— Boston Tran Wheat S eller« Withdraw. because o f the pain "Drinks, metaphors or socially?"— script. in my back and 1 had Detroit Free Press. Portland— Although wheat prices ad pains in my stom vanced 2 cents at Chicago because of A Bad Picker. ach. I went to a Teuton Trimmings. the prospect o f war with Mexico, local t doctor and he said I "She's been divorced twice.” Ad in Mexican Herald— Nice room lmunt go under an "Had bad luck, eh?” grain men were unable to see why the to let beautifully decorated with Ger I operation, but I did "N o, good luck but mighty bad judg market should have been affected at man people.— Boston Transcript. I not go. I read in ment.”— Detroit Free Press. all. Nevertheless, the traders at the the p a p e r a b o u t Merchants' Exchange considered it Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com Sounded Like It. wise to be on the safe aide and, there pound and told my husband about it. I "M y masquerade costume will be fore, withdrew from the market as sel •aid ‘ I know nothing will help me but I Veal, Pork, white with a yellow yoke." lers. There were the usual number of will try this.’ I found myse.f improv "And what do you represent—sn Beef, Poultry, ing from the very first bottle, and in two bids, but except for August delivery, egg?"— Louisville Courier-Journal. Butter, Eggs & they were the same aa Saturday's and weeka time I was able to sit down and eat a heartv breakfast with my hus as wheat cannot be bought anywhere Farm Produce band, which I hail not done for two years. near the prices named, no risk was run. I am now in the best o f health and nr Kooaa with To th « OM R«UaW< did not have the operation.” — Mrs. L * a J ia * s and b rrcord o f 45 year» of Idaho Has Ban on Potatoes. J ohn A. K oenig , 602 Flushing Avenue, aaeured of Lewiston. Idaho— In view o f the re Astoria, N. Y . Top Market Prices. Every one dreads the surgeon’s knifs cent discovering o f the introduction of and the operating table Sometimes tuber moths in potatoes into Idaho nothing else «rill d o; but many time« through shipments o f Irish potatoes doctors say they are necessary when By buy in » dir*rt from us at whnl«*al« price* from Florida, Texaa and California, they are not L etter after letter comes and m « * the piam ber'» profit». W rit» us to the state authorities o f Idaho have to the Pinkham Laboratory, telling how day jo u r needs W e will gtve you oar rock - PORTLAND ORE 45-47 Frsal St. tot tom direet-tfb-yoo” p n m . f o. b rail or placed a ban on spuds from those three opernt.ons were advised and were not boat. W e actually aarwe you from 10 to 14 per states, and have placed a quarantine tie rfo ' n ed -or.if performed,did no good, rent. A ll rood» f u an n tw d but Lydia E Pinkhcm’ s Vegetabletiora- on potatoes shipped from Washington. North w e* t headquarters for Ir a d c r W ater pouodwas used and good health followed. No. 27. IBI6 P. N. U. Systems and Fuller A Juhneon Fn»ine». Oregon, Montana, Utah and Colorado I f y o n w a n t a d v ic e w r it e to This latter has been done because of STARK D AVIS CO. the custom o f shipping Texas, Florida I . y d i a I'.. ‘ m k b in i M e d ic in e Co* U 'S E t vrittas u a in n k n *I* m i mm- 212 T W d Street. Pertkaed. O re»©»» (uouiiU vuU alJt I . j u n , Jiitae. i... mm »*>•» ________ and California potatoes to thoae states and then re shipping them into Idaho. F. M. CRONKHITE, Y o u r G r o c e r Do Your Own Plumbing 1 1 for a proper costuming of the mooted His Register. totem pole ut the expense of Doctor "W ell, landlord, how's business now East and that then the curio, decor j adays?” oualy accoutered for uppearance "Oh, pnrty good, purty good. Hail a among the most select circles, might whole passel of people register yls- They were five gentlemen, be allowed admission to the land of | te’day. three ladles and four musicians." the free and the home of the bravo. Wind imprisons Woman. Imprisoned In a closet by the wind slamming a door fust, Mrs Mollle Cor- dery, who lives near Hrlilgovllle, D e l, had a narrow escape from death, and when discovered was nearly overcome by the shock. Mrs. Cordery was cleaning the attic and while sho was looking In an old cloaet a gust of wind slammed the door and locked it from the outside. There was no one but herself In the house, and it was nearly an hour be fore Mrs. Cordery's srreams happened to be heard by a gang of men who were repairing the road. With all the doors locked downstairs, Harry Rickards climbed to the second floor and got through by a window. When Mrs. Cordery was_found she was In a pitiable state She Is still serious ly til from the shock. Use A l l the Brain Cells. Men go to the human junk pile be cause tbelr one set of Main reila be comes exhausted, and they have neg 1 acted to train and use the millions There are those which of others. show us the humanness of life, those which prove to us the beauty of nature, those which will suddenly con vince us of the Infinite powers around un; those which will start us dream tng of btg things and cause us to ac complish them Young I^ d y (kindly) " I hope you brush your teeth regularly. M aggie?" M a g g ie (Indignantly) Brush me teeth? Wot would I do that for? There aln t no balr on me teeth.” Antiieptic, C l r n nfting and Healing Save Your Stoch HANFORD’S Balsam of Myrrh A L I N I M i N T For G all., W ire Cuts, Lameness, Strains, B u n c h e s , Thrush, O ld Sores, Nail Wounds, Foot R< Fistula, Bleeding, Etc., Etc. M a d e S in c o 1 8 4 6 . Price 25c, 50c and »1.00 a as a« ■ OR W RITE All Dealers * & a a a t ,p No Difficulty on That Score. An old w g r o mammy who was ad dicted to the pipe was being lectured on the habit by a Sunday school teach er. Finally the latter said: "D o you expect to go to heaven?'* “ Yes, tndeedy!" "lin t the llitdo says nothing unclean shall enter there. Now the breath of the smoker is unclean. What do you say to that?" "W ell, I reckon I leave ma href be llin' when I enter dar,” was old mam- niy's response Boston Transcript. Pimples, boils, carbuncles, dry up and disappear with Doctor Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery. In tablets or liquid. Girls W ill Be Girls. "I'm afraid I can't get the girls to take politics seriously. I called a meet ing at my home. Had some speeches by a popular candidate which we were trying on the graphophone." "W e ll? ” "1 was called out of the room for a few minutes amt when I came back I found they had put Oh a dance rec ord.”— Louisville ( ’onrier-Journal. A Scheme. “ W hy did you tell your husband to huy a yard of that goods? The sales lady assured yon yesterday that the sample could not be matched.” "1 know. He'll he afraid to coma homo without SMUehlul It. SO he'll or der me a fine new dress.”— Louisville Courier Journal. Fleeting Fame. " F a m e doesn't last long, does It?” ■ u hat's on your mind now?" "I gave $500 to a worthy charity and my name and the ninount I donated were printed In all the papera." "Y es." "And the next day my nama was dropped ami the sum appeared only In the list of previously acknowledged.” -Detroit Free l ’ress. sto p s itch in g a n d b u rn in g I f you are suffering with ecrema, ringworm, rath or other tormenting skin-eru|<ion, try Ree- ttiol Ointment and Kriinol S- up. You will De fur- prised how quickly the itching and burning stop and the skin becomes clear and healthy again. g Minot OintSirfit and Rc*lnol S i * have been prMcnbsd t.y physician* to* ov*r twenty year*. Sold by £ II dole- leu, for free mal eie« ut each wnle to Ut-Mlnol C hefs. C o Ttnltltnore H d. F n i'to l . U e o V Stúk ton-let 4 © Slight Misunderstanding. "W as his crime premeditated?" "I don’t think so. He thought It all out beforehand, you know."— Life. W ar Cut« Phone List. There are at least 10,000 fewer tele phones In lsindon as a result of the war, business firms In hundreds of In stances discontinuing the service In the Interest of retrenchment. The government, which operates the sys tem, announces that although tele phones have been discontinued by the wholesale there has been an Increase In the use of electrophones the In strument which connects the subscrib er with the theater and enables peo ple who prefer to remain Indoors these gloomy nights of Mack streets to have amusement brought to tbelr firesides. For Thrush and Foot Diseases dee - r Mtr/e (sebr /erirf sees. A Queer Critter. Gives Power of Choice. Impassioned Orator The American "You must remember, my boy. that eagle, whether snaring over the duaty wealth does not bring happiness." " I don't expect It to I merely want deserts of Mexico or skimming the It ao that I may be able to choose the broad Atlantic, will never draw In lta kind of misery that Is most agreeable horns or retire Into Its shell. - Boston Transcript. to me.“ — Boston Transcript. A r e Y ou Past 30 Y ears? T ak e Hot W a te r and “ Anuric.” People arc realizing more and more every day that the kidneys. Just as do the bowels, need to be flushed occa slnnally The kidneys are an elimina tive organ and are constantly working, separating the poisons from the blood Under this continual and perpetual action they are apt to congest, and then trouble starts. Uric acid backs up Into the system, causing rheuma tism. neuralgia, dropsy and many oth er serious disturbances. I*octor Pterce of Buffalo, New York, advocates that every one should drink plenty o f pure water between meals. Every day should exerclae in the outdoor air suf ficiently to sweat profusely, and from time to time attmulate the kidney ac tion by mean» of "Anurtc." This prep^ •ration has been thoroughly tried out at his Sanitarium, In the same way aa hit "F avorite Prescription" for weak womeu and "Golden Medical Discov ery." the standard herbal system tonlo (both of which now come tn tablet form for convenience of rarrying and taking). “ Anuric" Is now being Intro duced here, and many local people arn dally testifying to Its perfectness. When you have backache, d lzty • i| nature’s warning. It means that you are a vic tim to uric acid poisoning. Then ask your druggist for “ Anuric” and you will very soon become one of hun dreds who daily glvo their thankful Indorsement to this powerful enemy tn uric acid. I f you have that tired, worn-out feel ing. backache, rheumatism, neuralgia, or If your sleep la disturbed by too fre quent urination, get Dr. Pierce's An uric Tablets at drug store, full treat* r trial pack age tn Dr Pterce, Invalids' Hotel, Buf falo. Y.