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A Practical Application. ANNOUNCEMENT to our potrono throughout the Pacific Northw«ot: X " "When Josh got home from hi* edu cation, " said Parmer Corntossel, "he started right in instructin' me about agriculture. So I didn't lose no time to try him out.” What did you do?” "Sent him out to round up a swarm of bees.” "W as the experiment successful?" "Some. It didn't hurt the bees none, an' Itep' Josh from gettin' in the way fur 'most two weeks.”—New York Post. HOTEL OREGON hao been placed under the management o f N. K Clarke, w ho was for many years connected w ith the Portland. Cornelius and Seward Hotels, and who will always as tend to all a cordial vs ^ Com m encing N ovem ber 1st we shall in augurate the Am erican plan in connection w ith the European plan. W e solicit your patronaga American Plan, $3 to $5 per day. European Plan. $1 per day up. N. K. CLARKE. Mir. k -------------- * FOUNDATION O f BUSINESS SUCCESS ' i o r y o u f » o n o r d au gh ter ia a B e h n k e ¿B W a l k e r E d u c a t io n . O ft e n h a v e b a d W all th e c h ild r e n o f a fa m ily — o n e a f- t e r a n o t h e r e n r o lle d t o a c q u ir e a K9 B u sin e ss E d u c a t io n —p r o o f o f th e H v a lu e o f * B e h n k e - W a lk e r L J u c a - U ill Couraeaia B uhdcm . Shorthand. Pcamaaihip. Telegraphy. Day and night acbool Pwaiuona when competent. Write for catalog. * é i t t d á r t S S Narrow Escape. "See here, you. You were talking in your sleep last night about a dear and a perfect love." "It refers,” explained her husband, "to a perfect love of a hat I am think ing of buying for you." She looked at him suspiciously, but told him to have it sent up.—Louis ville Courier-Journal. Seauft and Wealth l ** s«b*ri* srit*m of buu DCdUIJ (HIM " M i l s „ Culture «how rou how to attain both. Full instructions. Scores o f valuable formulas. Beautify yourself. Start a Beauty Shop. Start m anufacturing Beauty Specialties. All o f these opportunities are open to you. Com plete system II.00 per copy. Particular* FREE. Purack Specialty Co.. 328 Cham. Com.. Portland M EN ’S A N D W O M E N ’S S h o e s $2:50' $3 A L L STYLES A N D A L L SIZES W e also ca»ry a com plete line o f H igh Tops. Loggers' M en's W ork Shoes, at Cut Rate Price#. Royal Shoe Co. 229 Morrison Street. Between fret and Second Sts. PORTLAND, OREGON NO M EDICIN E The Main Difficulty. The management of a factory re cently engaged a new man and gave Instructions to the foreman to instruct him in his duties. A few days after WEEKS’ BREAK-UP-A-COLD TABLETS ward the manager inquired whether A guaranteed remedy for Colds and tlie new man was progressing with La Grippe. Price 26c o f your druggist. his work. It’s good. Take nothing else.- Adv. The foreman, who had not agreed very well with the man in question, exclaimed angrily: IT T 1 Rem it at once and "Progressing? There's been a lot Ml A n o ir n «JO h deduct no Commis- »1 C ■ U dy L d o i l v *> .'.l <'" hoes, Jshl» poultry, “• r°ur of progress. I have taught him every u thing I know and he is still an ig « e x », «te. C IT Y M AR K E T, 107 Front St.. Portland, Oruxon norant fool.”—Chicago Herald. I f you are ailing in anyway, and w ant help, w rite me. DR. L. M. D A V IS , 12VV* Rusael street. Portland. Oregon. Valuable Formulas. Tricks. Illusions, and Household H ints in our interastin« maxazine for tw o iasuaa. Sent Com plete fo r . . . Jackson & Co.. 328 Chamber o f Commerce. Portland. Ore. Double Tread Punclure Projf Tires Made from your old ones. Last Ion if u Brand New TIRES W rite us. OREGON VULCANIZING CO., 560 W ashington St., Portland. Ore, L E A R N W A T C H M A K IN G Pleasant, profitable w ork not overdone: few m onths' learning: positions guaranteed: w rite for reference« and particulars. Portland W atchm ak ing. E ngraving and O ptical School, 218 C om m on wealth Building. Portland, Oregon. Y ou C a e G et A llen's ro o t-T a s e N f f . W rite A l l e n » . O lm sted Lu R oy, N. Y . , f o r a free sa m p le o f A lle n ’s Foot-Ka'-e. It cures s w e a tin g , h .a sw o lle n . a c h in g feet. It m akes new o r t ig h t sh oes easy. A ce rta in c u r e for corn s. In g ro w in g nails and b u n ion s. A ll dru g, gists s e l ll t . 25c. lio n ’t a cce n t any tw b stilu te. That's So. "What were the Janizaries?” "Soldier» maintained by the ancient Turks. They trained them to be sol diers from boyhood." “ I'll bet they had no trouble in re cruiting. either. Everybody wants to be a soldier at 10."—Louisville Cour ier-Journal. Campus Invitations. Femade Voice over the Wire— Hello George! Can you come to a little Winter Schedule, Nov. 25 to Mar. 15. party this evening? Strem ers J. N. Teel end Twin C itie, for K enne George (absent-mindedly—I'd like w ick. Pearo. W sllula, Umatilla. Arlington. The to, but I'm on the wagon.—Chaparral. Delies. Lyle. Hood River. W hite Salmon. Carson. D alles-C olu m bia Line Stevenson, Cascade Locks. Leave Portland T u es days and Fridays st 11 p. m. F’ reixht and passen* xers. Landing Taylor St. D ock, Portland. Fears Confirmed. Carraway was craning his neck for a better view of the turkey. "R ubber!" said the landlady. Letter for Letter. "I feared as much," Bald Carraway “ Why does a poet begin so many of bis sentences with 'O’ ?” said the poli with a sigh.—Judge. tician. I.rt ua tell you FR EE o f 24 new wwys to make “ There’s no answer,” replied Mr. money. It mey be the beginning o f financial in Penwiggle. "W hy does a speechmaker dependence. Address, purack Specialty Co.. 328 begin so many o( his sentences with Cham ber o f Commerce. Portland. Ore. T ? ”—Washington Star. One Profession Tabooed. "I suppose you have high ambitions Outclassed. “ Were you much Impressed by the for your boy?” “ Well, I wouldn’t say that, exactly, majestic roar of Niagara?" “ I was at first, but later on, when but I do hope that he won't turn out to be the male assistant to a female my husband put up a roar about our hotel bill, Niagara sounded like a rip dancing teacher." pling brook." Error Confounded. Conductor— We're traveling In two A Good Actor. sections tonight. "Hamfat is out of a job. You re Intoxicated Passenger — Thatsh member that fellow who used to play right. Justh whash I've been trying the part of a butler so well.” to tell m’ friends. I can see both " I remember him. He was good. I shectlons of you. l o o , c o ’ductor. should think he could get a job as a real butler.”— Kansas City Journal. Machinery Better Than Men. She— A clock Is different from a Way to Win. man. “ I hare always been unlucky In life.” He— In what respect? ' Me. too.” She— When it strikes It keeps on "Yet you are very successful." working. “Well, as soon as I got the idea that fnck would do nothing for me I began No Enterprise. to hustle.”—Louisville Courier-Jour Junior Partner—I think Mars Is In nal. habited. Senior Partner—Until this war Is Then the Riot Call. over. Jake, we will stick to our regu Once In a great while you hear a lar customers!— Philadelphia Bulletin. vaudeville joke that Is probably not more than 40 or 60 years old. A Prepared Speaker. “ Mrs. Judkln read a paper before Put Pepsin In It. the suffrage club yesterday after Miladl says did you ever stop to noon." think bow hard everybody would try "Did it show careful preparation?" to get religion if It was good for Indi "N o; but Mrs. Judkln did."— Birm gestion. ingham Age-Herald. Try this easy way to clear your skin with Resi noi Soap Bathe your face lor several minutes with Rrsinul S u p and warm water, working the creamy lather into the skin gently with the finger lips. Then wash nS with more Kesinol Soap and warm water, finishing wah a dash of e'ear c*>*d water to close the pi res. Do this once or twic e y day, and you will be astorished how quickly the healing.antiseptic Retinol medication soothes and cleanses the pores, re moves ptmp'rs and h ackheads, and lea-et the complexion clear, fresh ■nd velvety If the skin Is in had condition through neglect or an unwise use of cosmetics, apply a little Rrsinol Oint ment* and let it remain on ten min utes before the final washing with Resinoi Soap. t « n l S a w U sot a n U k ia lly m ln n g . to rich Wf os»« L e a f e rifrr'y due to to«? R e tn o l b s u m t It ( M iU 'M Se» d by «11 d 'u g g s ia » « d ¿» « t e s t 1« t r rirt foo<H Ire « M m ; e take tn*l of > w r.tt Dept. » -F . R n t n o i C h -rm m i Cm Ba Jtl a r r * . M d T k y t u u rn ktr. / pe-ewrihed F etin ot Ointment f*r u.vr twenty y to rt tm Ik» t r r a i m e n r / i t m a n d u a lp a f f / it u m t . Fo ra GERMAN MONEY IS Galled TRACED TO BOY-ED Horse NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS Large Sums Placed lo Credit of Attache of Embassy. CLAIM CONSPIRACY OE HIGH OfflCIAlS Kaepe Him Working H A N F O R D 'S Balsam of Myrrh A I I N I M S NT — For Gall., Wire United States Declares Defendants Cuts, Lameness, Strains, B u n c h e s , Contemptuously Rode Roughly Over Laws and Treaties. New York— In an alleged conspiracy of several Hamburg-American steam ship line officials to deceive and de fraud the United States by sending neutral relief ships with coal and other | supplies to German men-of-war in the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans at the be- j ginning of the European war. Captain K. Boy-Ed, German naval attache with headquarters at the German embassy in Washington, played a leading role, according to witneaaea who testified in the Federal court here. One of these witnesses swore that Captain Boy Ed personally directed the expenditure of approximately $760,000, which, unsolicited and unex pected, had been deposited to the wit ness' credit in a New York bank early in September, 1914. O f this money, the witness testified, $350,000 was telegraphed to the Ne vada National bank at San Franciaco in one sum; $213,000 was paid, in sev eral amounts, to the North German Lloyd steamship line here; about $75,- 000 to the Hamburg-American line here, and by cable money order in Hamburg, and some of the remainder was still on hand. All of these dis bursements, the witness asserted, were made by order of Captain Boy-Ed. This witness, Gustave B. Kulen- kampfT, a German importer and ex porter with offices here, and others testified in the trial of Dr. Karl Buenz, Adolph Hachmeister, George Kotter and Joseph Poppinghaus, all officials of the Hamburg-American line, who are charged with conspiracy. The testimony, which opened the government’s case, followed a short address to the jury by Roger B. Wood, assistant United States district attor ney. in which Mr. Wood said that the government would show that “ the de fendants rode roughshod over the laws and treaties of the United States as contemptuously as if those laws and treaties had been mere scraps of pa per.’ ’ William Rand, counsel for the de fendants, offered to concede certain charges of the government involving 12 steamers, and in his concession ad- mittted Dr. Buenz and hig assistants had sent out the vessels, as charged, to meet German warships in the At lantic and deliver their supplies. Mr. Rand said that in Bending these vessels his clients were acting on legitimate orders, which came to them by cabling the home office o f the company in Hamburg. National Defense Will Be Key note of President’s Message Washington, D. C.— President W il son’s next annual address to congress, it was learned definitely Thursday, will be devoted primarily to a discus sion of National defense and Bubject of revenues, though it will refer to other legislative questions which the Presi dent expects congress to act on during the coming season. The President has not completed the message, to which he has devoted practically all of his time for the past week. He discussed subjects to be dealt with at the cabinet meeting, and unanimity of opinion was reached by the official family as to what should be the general character of the document. Reasons for the strengthening the army and navy at this time will be emphasized at length by the President. "F o r defense” will be the keynote of his argument, and declaring that the United States has a humanitarian mis sion o f peace in the world, he will in sist that under the present conditions, when all Europe is at war, the United States must be ready to defend its rights to independent and unmolested action. Wife o f Boise Man Shot. Boise, Idaho— Mystery surrounds the shooting here Thursday of Mrs. Ellen Dempsey, wife of the stenographer in the prosecuting attorney's office. 3he is in a local hospital in a serious condi tion from a bullet wound in her chest. No one else was at her home at the time of the shooting except her 9-year- old son, who waa in the yard. He heard hia mother cry and, rushing into the house found her wounded. Neigh bors were notified and the waa rushed to the hospital. The wound waa made by a .22 caliber bullet. Thrush, Old Sores, Nail W ounds, Foot Rot, Fistula, Bleeding, Etc., Etc. Made Since 18*6. Price 25c, 50c and $1.00 All Dealers Headlight on Fountain Pen. An Inventor conceived the Idea of making an electric lamp to be carried iu the vest pocket, which had much the appearance of a fountain pen, tlie lamp being very slightly larger than the other This probably offered a tip to a rival inventor, who proceeded to make an article which is both lamp and pen. Little Is added to the proportions of the Implement, and the ink reservoir shares space in the cylindrical case with a tiny dry battery. The lamp Is mounted just over the pen point, with a tiny reflector, which directs the full strength of the lump s glow down on the manuscript at the point where the pen is gliding over its surface. Dr. Fierce’s Pellets, small. 4 ugar- coated, easy to lake as candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bow els. Do not gripe. For M orin * Pictures. Pro ducers pay from 125 to $100 • ach for Photoplays. Interesting and fascinating. No experience necessary. Wurk in spare time. Full particulars Free. Purack Specialty Co.. 328 Chamber o f Commerce. Portland. Ore. WRITE STORIES! What She Needed. Lady—What will you charge me for the use of a horse and buggy for a few hours? Liveryman—It will cost you $2 for the first hour and $1 for each addi tional hour. Lady— Well, I’ll use It for two ad ditional hours. I’ve got some shop ping to do. and will not require It for the first hour. you G a ta rrh ? ffa y e la naaal breathing i m p a i r e d ? Does you r th roa t get husky or c l o g g e d ? Modern science proves that these symptoms re sult from rundown health. Snuffs and vapors are Irri tating and useless. The oil-fuod in Scott’s Emulsion will enrich and enliven the blood, aid nutrition and assist nature to check the inflammation and £ heal the sensitive membranes. Shan A lc o h o lic m ix taro* an d in s is t u p o n S C O T T 'S . ihr 4 u a i.ffn .’f w p w c a n m Slaughter. European—Our war Is terrible. I know of a colonel who commanded a regiment of 1000 privatea and lost half of them In one battle. Mexican—That's nothing compared with our war. I know of one private who was commanded by 1000 generals and lost 750 of them In one battle. LIVE A ilB N T I For new Hoin.el.ild Nf-russitr. Easy B.-I1.T Hiy profits. Exclusive territories open. BO MA SYSTEM S CO.. Sedslls. Mo. The Turning Point. "PS, what does It mean when a pub lic man is said to be at the zenith of his popularity?” "It means, my son." replied the de feated candidate ruefully, “ that he Is about ready to hit the toboggan."— Birmingham Age Herald. » m i c P a r k a » » ' O ur psekaxe contain* 8» pieces AIIIH3 r s u s a g s i o f (h r i-im u r and holiday nov elties, including post cards, folders, x ift rsrds. stickers, tags, semis snd rutouts. m aking a repre sentative packags w hich is a rare value st 10c. Jsckaon A Co., Cham, o f Com., Portland. Ore. The Family. “ I see that the Smiths have divorced." remarked Brown. "That so?" asked Jones. “ Did have any family?" "Y es." replied Brown. "She the custody of the poodle and be the custody of the motor car." been they gets gets Quick to Act. “ Did Alice take her husband's fail ure in the right spirit?” "Oh. yen Just as soon as she knew he was going under she went out and bought her entire summer outfIL” Endless Chain. ” 1 don't see how that politician can Issue a statement every day.” "Why not?" S I.0 4 2 ,7 4 3 in Postal 8ank. "W hat can he Issue a statement Washington, D. C.— Only six cities •boat?” "About hia last statement.” in the United States have greater de posita in postal savings banks than Nothing Lost. Portland, and Portland’! deposita are The beauty of reading a tiresome more than double those of any other city in the Northwest. The statement book is that you can skip a few pages juat anted gives Portland’s deposits as without realizing the difference. $1,042,743. only $100,000 lees than The Neighbors Know It. that of San Franciaco. Other North Evil communications corrupt good western postal banks having more than telephones. $100,000 in deposita are: Seattle. $420,976; Tacoma. $419,207; Astoria. $135,748; Bellingham, $121,236; Spokane. $112.184. C G ee W o “ Wettest City” Now Dry. East Grand Forks, Minn. Scenes of revelry marked the passing Wednes day night of the 33 saloons of East Grand Forks, known for yean aa the “ wetteet” city in Minnesota. The liquor establishments were voted out in a recent county option election after being in existence since the city's foundation, in 1889, when North Dakota went “ dry.” At one time there w¿a one saloon to every 45 inhabitants. HI« nermmfu | WS. al r» m « ÌM cu r* all kind» o f ailment* of men and »o*n»n w ith. out __I Cluw— boda and vwrwfAbtaa. u H k -H ar* unknown to Writ« for Mank and «treular*. CONSULTATION FUE F*. Addi »h* M l e*l s r w n r » o f thi* c o u n try TW C Gcr W» diarie Medicine Ca Flm t I F’virtlMtd. Ora i P« pmr. Portland—Wheat—Blueatem. 95He; fortyfold, 95c; club, 92Hc; red ftfe, 89c; red Russian, 89c. Millfeed—Spot prices: Bran, $24 per ton; shorts, $25; rolled barley, $30^31. Corn— White, $36 per ton; cracked, $37 per ton. Hay— Eastern Oregon timothy. $15 0 1 6 ; valley timothy, $12013; alfalfa. $13.50014.50; cheat. $9010; oats and vetch. $11012. Vegetables— Artichokes. 75c © $ 1.00 per dozen; tomatoes. I’attfornta, $1.00 01.50; cabbage. 9O c0$l hundred; garlic, 15c pound; peppers, 4 0 5 c pound; eggplant, 5010c per pound; sprouts. 9c per pound; horseradish, Stic per pound; cauliflower, 75c;0 $1.25: celery. 50 0 75c per dozen; beans, 1001 2H e; lettuce, $2 02.25 per crate; peas, 10011c. Green Fruits— Apples, 75c0$1.75 per box; pears. $1.00 01.50 per box; grapes. $101.50 per crate; casubas, 2He per pound; cranberries, $9010 per barrel. Potatoes—Oregon. 9Oc0$l.OO; Yak- lmas, $1.50 per sack; sweets, »2.25 per hundred. Eggs—Oregon ranch, buying prices: No. 1, 40c; No. 2, 30c; No. 3. 20o per dozen. Jobbing prices: No. 1. 42c; Oregon storage, 2602*2. Poultry—Hens, 11013c; springs, 11 0 1 3 c; turkeys, 17018c; turkeys, dressed, 20 0 23c; ducks, white, 14c; colored. 12c; geese, 10011c. Butter—City creamery, cubes, ex tras. selling at 31H c; f'rsta, 29c; prints and cartons, extra. Prices paid to producers: Couutry creamery. 24 028c, according to quality; butterfat, premium quality, 33e; No. 1, average quality, 31c; No. 2. 29c. Veal— Fancy. 9c per pound. Pork—Block, 7 He per pound. Hops—1915 crop, 9012H c. Wool— Eastern Oregon, 18025c; Valley. 25026c; fall lambs' wool, 26c. Mohair—Oregon. 28c per pound. Cascara Hark—Old and new, 3 H 0 4c per pound. Cattle — Choice steers. $6.60 0 7; good. $606.25; medium. »5.25 0 6 75; choice cows. $5 0 5.50; good, $4.500 4.75; medium. $3.7504.25; heifers, $3.50 0 6; bulls, $3 0 4.50; stags, $4.50 05.25. Hogs— Light, $606.15; heavy, $50 5.15. Sheep— Wethers, $4.7506.50; ewes, $4 06 ; lambs, $607.50. Large Decrease in Onion Crops. The production this year In the 12 Important onion growing Btates la es timated by the agricultural depart ment at 13,801.789 bushels, as com- Wired with 21.901.014 bushels In 1914, a decrease of about 37 per cent. The states included in this estimate are Massachusetts, New York. Ohio, Indi ana, Michigan, Wisconsin. Minnesota. Iowa. Colorado, Washington, Oregon and California. These states Included about 69 per cent of the total onion acreage In the census year 1909. From the returns of special truck- crop reporters It Is estimated lhat the per cent of acreage abandoned In 1915 In certain states because of blow-outs, floods, thrlps, blight, etc., was as fol lows: Massachusetts, 66 per cent; New York, 9.1 per cent; Ohio. 64 * per cent; Indiana, 59.2 per cent; Michi gan. 8.6 per cent; Wisconsin, 6.6 per cent; Minnesota. 0.7 per cent; lowa, 1.8 per cent; Colorado, 4 4 per cent; and California. .09 per cent. Total for states considered, 23 per rent. From the same returns It Is estim ated that the per cent of the onion crop that Is of storage quality Is as follows: Massachusetts, 51 per cent; New York, 44 per cent; Ohio, 17 per rent; Indiana, 30 per cent; Michigan, 46 per cent; Wisconsin, 75 per cent: Minnesota, 81 per cent; Colorado. 57 per cent: and California, 60 per cent. Total for states considered. 46 per cen t Wheat Buying is Lighter. The country wheat market remains very firm, but buying has slowed down. No further export flour busi ness lias developed beyond that pre viously reported, which stimulated more or less speculative buying f wheat. Now the desire to take on supplies has subsided and operations by exporters have also been cheeked. Holders In the country, however, have not abated their strong views. At the Portland merchants' ex change, the tendency was toward a lower level all around. November club bids were reduced 1 cent and fortyfold offers were H ewit lower than the week »’"fore, and there was the same decline In other deliveries of white wheat, while red wheat was 1 to 2 cents lower on bid. Bradstreeta »«»Imates wheat and flour exports from the United S t-’ es this week at 10,238,000 bushels. Ar gentine wheat shipments this week were 84,000 bushels, against 96.000 bushels last week and 80,000 bushels a year ago. New Records In Foreign Trade. Washington.—New high records In ttm foreign trade of the United States continue to pile up the greatest fav- orable trade balance this country bas ever known, according to figures made public by the department of commerce. During the 12 months ended with ‘ rade exceeded $5,- 000,000.000. Imports were $1,691,748. 013 and exports $3,318.634.636, aa com pared with Imports of $1,880,414,501 •.ports of $2,140,847,829 during the same 12 months previous Exports of October established a new high record, rising to $334,638,- 678, which was $33,961,756 more than the former record made In September. October imports were $148,629,620. Heavy Trade In Grean Produce. Portland.—Trade Is rushing In the fruit and vegetable district this week. There Is not only a heavy shipping demand In all lines, but local buying was largely Increased. The demand Is particularly good for apples, which are now selling better than at any time this season. Cranberries were also free sellers, and the trade In storage grapes was likewise good. A car Ot head lettuce arrived from the south, and the steamer brought a mix ed assortment of California vegetable« W HY FAMOUS PASTRY COOKS USE E © B aking P owder The patrons o f our first class hotels and restaurants are exact* Ing—they demand the best. W om en go where the pastry and cakes are noted for their excellence. Men are attracted by hot bread and biscuits—when fresh and moist and light. The pastry cook with a reputation uses K C Baking Pow der because he knows that results are certain; every time everything is as good as his b est Then, too, with K C Baking Powder he can mix the various kinds of batter before the rush o f the meal begins and bake as needed so that every order goes to the table fresh and hot, yet the last he bakes are just as good as the first. The reasons behind these reasons is that K C is really a blend o f two baking powders. One commences to give off leavening gas as soon as moistened. The ot' er requires both moisture and heat to make it active. Dough or batter will remain in a partially leavened condition for hours, and when put in the oven, will com e up as light as if mixed a moment before. For cookies, pancakes, doughnuts and the like, which cannot all be baked at once, Iv C is indispensa ble. For all baking thedoubleraise makes doubly certain. Follow tho exa m p le o f th e profe**ional cook and pou r baking w ill be equ al to hi*. S3 mmm I ■ » • l lo a lt h y , Atrnng, llo n u ttfa l K j« a O cu lis ts an d P h yslu m u a u sed M u rtu « K je Rrsacdjr m a n y y e a r « b e fo r e It w its ottered a « a D o m e s tic K>* M edicin e. M u rlu e 1« B illl C om pou n d ed b y O u r P b y a ic ia o « a n d g u a ra n teed by them a « a R e lia b le R e lie f for Kyea th at Need t are. Try It In y o u r E ye* and in B a b y 's E y es — N o S m a r t in g —-J u s t K ye C o m fo rt Buy M urlue o f y o u r D ru g g is t — a c c e p t n o S u b s titu te , an d if in t r r e it e d w iit e l o t B oOB o f the K\e Free. Pill». Low- preferral by itine th«y pro tect »her# oth#r »train*# fail. Writ« for booklet and iMtlntoaiala. ! 3 da## pit o# Black I#« Pill» |l 00 SO-tfote pkga Blackleg Pill» 4.00 T’ #e any Injector, but Outt»r*» beat. Th# »up«rlortty of Cutter product» la due to over H year« of apecUHzlnf In vaeelnes and only. Inaltt en Cuttar a If unobtainable, order direct. T M CUTTER LABORATORY. Berkalay. California Ml RINK EY K ltKMKDY CO-. CHICAGO Fortified Sentiment. Bullets and Juggernauts. Chianer—They say that in battle 100 bullets are fired for every one that takes effect. Chauffeur—Very likely. I some times pass as many us 200 pedestrians before I hit one. "Is your wife disappointed because she didn't get the vote?" "1 don't think so. Tho defeat of woman suffrage has merely strength ened her conviction that men are po litical failures and serves to prolmig the Interest of the campaign.”— Wash ington Star. Paw Knows Everything. Willie— Paw, Is echo masculine or The Teet. feminine? Haw— Feminine, my son. Echo al Medium—The spirit of your wife is ways has the last word. here now. Do you wish to speak to Maw— Willie, you ko and take a her through me? dose of castor oil. Widower — Ask her where the dickens she put my summer under Unexpected. wear.—Philadelphia Public Ledger. Bill—Did you ever try to stand on an egg? Superficiality. Jill—Oh yes. I She— Phyllis Featherweight Is go "And what did you learn?" ing to study geology. "That the inside of the egg was He— Well. 1 ain glad that she'll at stronger than the outside.”— Philadel last get beneath the surface of some phia Record. thing. Correct. Battery Trouble«. Teacher (the subject being trees) —Now, who can name the pine that ' First war fan— Well, what are the has the longest and sharpest needles? Russians doing? Second wur fan—Well, they put the Bright Boy— I can, miss the porcu czar In the box and shifted the grand pine. duke to right field. Competition Necessary. About Due. “ Jack, I wish you'd come to see me “ Young lady, you are accused of occasionally." "Why, Vanessa, I thought you were giving a display of high kicking on Broadway.” engaged to Algernon Wombat?” "Nnlhlng to It, yonr honor. I was "N o; hut I think I could he If I could get up a little brisk competi just trying to see the time of day by my ankle watch.” tion.” WINCHESTER SMOKELESS POWDER SHOTGUN SHELLS There are more "Leader” and"Repeater” loaded shells used than any other brand. Their superior shooting is the reason why. For pattern, penetration and uniformity they are unequalled. They hold all important records and trophies. ASK.YOUR DEALER .............. FOR T H E - ■ Objected to Paying Twice. BRAND. ................— 1 1 ■ On Their Honeymoon. “ Look here, waiter. Eighty cents Is sn outrageous price for a portion of asparagua." "Yes, sir, but you see, sir, we’re put ting on a very expensive cabaret show, and------” "I know all about the cabaret show I paid for that with the soup.”— Kan aas City Times. Boils Biliousness Malaria Constipation w : "Young man," said the magistrate aeverely, "the assault you have com milted ,,n your poor wife waa most brutal Do you know of atiy reason why I should not send you to prison?" | "If you do. your honor." replied the prisoner at the bar. hopefully, "it will I break up our honeymoon.”— Phtladel- phis Ledger. Are You Troubled? Dr. Pierce s Golden Medical Discovery P e rh a p s th is ccac B a y be s im ila r le y e a rs t . WmUo T ill» o f Pa* era.) m m c «/.. w « Industrial and Trade Activity. New York.—Bradatreet'a weekly re port says: "Further progress In trade accompanies greater Industrial acti vity. higher prices, better collections. Increased demand for money, record bank deposits, sharp rednctlon In un employment. heavier payrolls, a big movement o f grain and lower temper Important. atures over a wide area, which latter Teacher (relating an experience haa given snap to retail trade In sea sonable wearing anparet. Rain haa with a trampt— And then I fainted. Hmail Boy (exHtedfy)—Wld yer helped winter wheat, and cold weath er haa put a period to cotton growth." right or wld yer left? « for over forty years has been lending its aid to juat •uch cases as this. In our poesession we have thou sands o f testimonials o f like character. Perhaps you am skeptical, bat isn't it worth at least a trial in view o f such strong testimony? Isn’t it reason able to suppose that if it has done eo much for others it can do as much for you ? 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