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PRESIDENT WILSON SOON TO MARRY HELP YOUR D IG E S T IO N - Mrs. Norman Galt, Widow of WHY NOT? jeweler, To Be Bride. I t is one of the most im portant functions of the Dody and has a direct influence on your general EXECUTIVE’S DAUGHTER EAVORS MATCH health and strength. A reliable first aid Is Brief Announcement of Engagement is Formally Given to Public by Chief’s Private Secretary. H O STETTER ’S Stomach Bitters — H — “ USE TH E R IV E R " Dalles-Colum bia Line State o f Washington, for The Dalles daily ex. Sunday 11 p. m. L^ave Dalles daily ex. Monday 12 M. Steamers J. N. Teal. Inland Kmpire and Tw in Citiee fur Upper Columbia and Snake n yer points. Taylor St. Dock. Tel Main 613. Willaacttc ud ( W a Rim T..a, Ct., PetUsJ. A G E N T S —Handle high-rlaae staple articles, city • r country: full particulars. S E L L E R S S P E C IA L T Y CO., 26 Muntynmery, San Francisco. CaL Not a Fair Teat. Ever since they came to school that morning two of the boys had been persistently naughty. A t last, there fore, the teacher, now thoroughly ex asperated, turned to them angrily, and said that they must stay in during playtime until each had written his name 1000 times. Playtim e duly came, and, as the rest o f the class rose and hastened from the room to enjoy a spell of freedom, the two miscreants settled down to their irksome imposition. — Five minutes later the teacher re turned to see how they were getting on, and found a heated argument in progress. "Come, come," she asked. "W hat's the matter now?" Whereupon one of the boys burst Into tears. "'T a in t fair, m um !” he gasped. "H is name's Tim Bust and mine's Alexander O Shaughnessy!” Father's Idea. Gertrude was home for the Christ mas holidays and in her honor the old folks were holding a reception And in their honor Gertie brought forth her new garments. Picking up a beautiful creation she held it up before the admiring crowd and said : “ Isn't this perfectly scrump tious? Just think, all this silk came from the little insignificant worm." Her hard-working father looked a moment, his brow furrowed. "Gertrude,” he said, "that is not the way to refer to your father.” Best He Could Do. "T h e lady shot a man— ’’ " I can't star her on that basis,” In terrupted the busy manager. "A fte r I have weeded out my applications from lady murdererB, 1 might possibly put her in a sextette."— Louisville Cou rier-Journal. Fixing Her. “ That vivacious Miss Oldglrl isn't friendly to you, is she?” "N o, I think she and mother quar ried over something one time when mother was a girl.” The W ay of It. "You know, when a man loves a girl he is simply mad?” “ Yes, and when he finds out that someone else loves her, too, he is sim ply madder.” W e have the best facilities in the Northwest for doing your Repair work. W hy throw your old tires away? Send them to us and let us repair them. W e guarantee every repair we make. Our prices are reasonable. A Western repair is a permanent repair. Let us convince you. Tube punctures repaired. 25c. WESTERN HOW. k AUTO SUPPLY CO. 332 PINE ST,, NR. BROADWAY. PORTLAND, OR. DENTAL HEADQUARTERS EOR OUT-OF-TOWN PEOPLE lo o p l* from all part« of Orwfon and W «sh ift* • ton constantly visit our office for dental treat ment. Our «kill 1« ac knowledged. and oar promptness in Anisk in * work in one day when required »a p p r e ciated by out-of-town patrons Dr Wise 1« a false- tooth expert. There ie ¡“ A L W A Y S ONE B E A T in every call in*, and Dr. Wise lays claim to ¡this distinction i n O r e r^n. 2* tmn' W hat we can't ruar- ii i l M wm don't do. LOW PRICES POR HIGH GRADE WORE. Good Red Rubber Platee, each 6&S* The Beat Red Rubber Platea, rach 7.6# C-K arat Geld or Porrelaia Crawa . .. . S.SS Washington, D. C.— Woodrow W il son, the President o f the United Statee, announced Thursday his en gagement to Mrs. Norman Galt, of Washington. The date o f the wedding has not been fixed, but it probably w ill take place in December at the home of the bride-elect. The b rief announcement from the White House made by Secretary Tu multy came as a surprise to official Washington, but to several intimate friends it has long been expected. From this circle came the Btory o f a friendship whose culmination was viewed as a happy turn in the troubled and lonely life o f the nation’s chief executive. It was Miss M argaret Wilson and her cousin. Miss Bones, who drew Mrs. Galt into the W hite House. They met her first in the early autumn of last year and were bo much attracted by her that they so’’ 2 ht her out more and more frequently and the friendship between them ripened into an affction- ate intimacy. Mrs. Galt spent a month this sum mer at Cornish as the house guest of the President's eldest daughter. It was through this intimacy of hhi daughter and cousin that the President had an opportunity to meet and know Mrs. Galt. One of the most interest ing facts about the engagement, in deed, as told by friends, is that the President’s daughters should have chosen Mrs. Galt for their admiration and friendship before their father did. Mrs. Galt is the widow o f a widely known business man o f Washington, who died about eight years ago, leav ing a jew elry business that still bears his name. She has lived in Washing ton since her marriage in 1896. She is about 38 years old and was Miss Edith Bolling, born in W ytheville, Va., where her girlhood was spent and where her father, W illiam H. Bolling, was a prominent lawyer. For many weeks Mrs. Galt and her relatives have been frequent dinner guestB at the W hite House. Often she has accompanied the President on motor rides. She is not quite as tall as Mr. Wilson, has dark hair and dark eyes and always is in stylish attire. Her tastes are said to be strikingly similar to those o f the President, with a deep interest in literature and char ity wok. W 'H F N writing to t i » Ik U «a s rr etrertisera. LINK S BUSINESS C0LLE6E "THE SCHOOL Of Q U Illir Portland'« Boat BosifMWi Troinirur SrhaoL Bookkorpm#. Shorthood. Trpow ritiri* and PnunonalM» t a o (* t Kr «xport teochar* Ftf T r» m m ih m K it St* f, 1111 Manjr atodm ts harr a'.raodr anroHod. Aak ta t Cauü.« Enn>U aorlr A. T. LINK, (fcMril W nipr. TSoaa H A IN SOS] TTlfORS ROS nrruai. Ninety-Three Registered Packages of Money From U. S. Treasury Taken From Mail Sacks. East Again Buying Wheat. This is Col. E. E. Hatch, command ing the Fourth Infantry, U. S. A., now at Brownsvll!«, Tex. mail service, and particularly from full and complete reports made later to Acting Inspector-in-charge Griswold, o f the Cincinnati division of the post- office inspection service, there is strong indication that the members of the robber band, or some o f them, were in, or closely connected with, the mail service or the treasury department. Chronology of European War. W ith the Russian naval attack upon the Bulgarian Black Sea port of Varna the countries now at war, with their dates of declarations or attacks, a r e : July 28, 1914, Austria against Ser bia. August 1, 1914, Germany against Russia. August 2, 1914, Germany at war with Belgium. August 3, 1914, Germany against France. August 4, 1914, Great Britain against Germany. August 10, 1914, France against Austria. August 12,. 1914, Great Britain against Austria. August 23, 1914, Japan against Ger many. November 5. 1914, Great Britain against Turkey. May 23, 1916, Italy against Aus tria. August 20, 1916, Italy against Tur key. October 7, 1916, Russia at war with Bulgaria. Montenegro has been in a state of war with Austria since July 29, 1914. Social W orkers Organize. Cotton Exports Show Increase. Gaffney’ s Resignation In. Oa!r!*nd, Cal. — Social workers of the Pacific slope, who met here as in dividuals, formed m permanent organ ization to be known as the Conference o f Social Workers o f the Western States, arid selected Portland, Or., as their place of meeting next year. F. C. Nelles, superintendent o f the W hit tier, Cal., State School for Boys, was elceted president. Other officers were elected as follow s: Dr. Susan J. Fen ton, Oakland, first vice president: Mrs. Lola G. Baldwin, secretary; Mrs. John L. Covington, treasurer. Washington, D. C. — Enormous in creases in the cotton export trade during August are shown in the monthly statement o f foodstuffs, cot ton and oil exports, made public by the buresu of foreign and domestic com merce. Cotton exports for the month were 162.069 bales, valued at $7,626,- 631, as compared with exports o f 21,- 210 bales, valued at $1,306,117, in August, 1914. For the eight months ended with August, shipments were 6.- 099,420 bales, as against 3,734,444 in the same period last year. Washington, D. C.— The resignation o f T. St. John Gaffney. American con sul general at Munich, requested by the State department because o f un neutral utterances, waa received Thursday and accepted by cable Accompanying the resignation was a j cablegram bearing the names o f about : a half dozen American residents of Munich, who said that Mr. Gaffney had performed his duties in a manner which, so far as they could see, was satisfactory. Mr. G affney’s successor has not been named. Streetcar Wins in Chats. = ROBBERS MAKE ESCAPE IN EAST AUTO Hop Buying in Yakima Section. San Francisco — A policeman com mandeered a streetcar Thursday and won a race witii a jitney down crowd ed Market street which ended with the detention o f Miss K ate Cohan and Jacob Lindanbaum, of Seattle. The g ir l’s parents telegraphed the police to hold the two whan they arrived hare by steamer. The message was late, hut the mar riage clerk was notified in time. He called a policeman when the couple appeared, but they escaped in a jitney, and the race followed. No. 42. Men in Government Service Are Suspected of Complicity. Goethals Returns to Panama to Clear Away Slides From Canal WISE DENTAL CO. U. BANDITS’ LOOT MAY REACH $10,000,000 W het— 95c bushel; forty-fold, 94c; club, 93c. M illfeed — Spot prices: Bran, $25 ton; ahorta, $26; rolled barley, $28(u 29. Corn— Whole,'$37.50 ton; cracked, $38.50. Hay— Eastern Oregon timothy, $15 @ 16; valley timothy, $12@13; alfal fa, $12.50@13.50; cheat, $9@10; oats and vetch, $11@12. Vegetable*— Cucumbers, Oregon, 15 @20c dozen; artichokes, 75c; toma toes, 36@40c box; cabbage, I e pound; green corn, 10@15c dozen; garlic, 15c per pound; peppers, 4@5c; eggplant, 4@6c; sprouts. 10c; horseradish, 12Jc; cauliflower, 50c(Oi$l. Potatoes — N ew 70 @ 85c sack; sweets, $2.40@2.50 cwt. Onions—Oregon, $1@1.10 sack. Eggs— Oregon ranch, buying price#: No. 1, 34c dozen; No. 2, 27c; No. 3, Cincinnati — N ot less than $100,000 20c. Jobbing prices. No. 1, 36c. Poultry— Hens, ll@ 1 3 | c ; springs, and maybe as much as $10,000,000 was 13 @ 14c; turkeys, nominal; ducks, j the amount of loot secured by bandits white, 13 @ 15c; colored, 10 @ 11c; who held up Baltimore & Ohio train geese, 8@10c. Butter — C ity creamery cubes, ex No. 1 at Central Station, W. Va., tras, selling at 31|c; firsts, 29c; prints early Saturday. and cartons, extra. Prices paid to This was the opinion expressed by producers: Country creamery, 22@29c; postal officials in Cincinnati, after butterfat, premium quality, 33c; No. they had received official reports from 1, average quality, 31c; No. 2, 29c. Cheese — Oregon triplets, jobbers’ the clerk In charge, Haines Huff, and buying price, 14Jc pound f. o. b. dock, the other two mail clerks, who were held at bay while the bandits made Portland; Young Americas, 15Jc. their escape with 93 registered pack V eal— Fancy, 10c pound. ages containing money shipped trom Pork— Block, 7J@8e pound. the United States treasury at Wash Hops— 1915 crop, 9 @ llc pound. Hides— Salted hides, 15c; salted kip, ington. From statements made by the three 16c; salted calf, 18c; green hides, 13Jc; green kip, 15c; green calf, 18c; postal clerks to Superintendent Clark, o f the fifth division of the railway dry hides. 25c; dry calf, 27c. Wool — Eastern Oregon, 18@28e pound; valley, 27 @ 28c; fall lambs’ wool, 24@25c; mohair, Oregon, 27@ 30c. ! Cascara bark— Old and new, 3 }@ 4 c pound. Portland— A stronger wheat market in the East has increased the demand in the Northwest for grain for Eastern shipment, and buyers from that quar ter who had been talking o f reselling their purchases accordingly elevated their views. The cash market in Chi cago was from 7 to 12 cents above the December option. It is figured that 400 carloads o f wheat have been bought to date to go East, and the local trade looks for a continuance of the movement. Country business has again decreased, as the Chicago ad vance has made farmers firmer. Bids at the Merhcants’ Exchange were generally on a higher basis. Offers for club were raised 1 to 1J cents and red wheat bids were 1 to 2 cents higher. There was a 4-cent ad vance in offers for November fo rty fold and 2 } cents fo r the October de livery. Spot bluestem was unchanged, but November was raised 3 cents. For the first tim e in weeks there were bids for brewing barley at the Exchange. Offers were made to buy 500-ton lota at $27, but sellers would not consider this price. Feed barley was 60 cents higher at $25.60. The oats market was also firmer, with bids raised 50 cents, the strength being due to the advance in barley, Bradstreets reports the visible wheat increase this week at 14,000,000 bush els, the corn increase at 1,405,000 Panama— Major General George W. bushels, and the oats increase at 1,- Goethals has withdraw!? his resigna 453,000 bushels. tion o f governor of the Panama canal zone. This fact was announced by General Portland—The only active point in Goethals on his arrival on board the steamship Cristobal from N ew York the hop market this week is the Y a k i after a vacation spent in the United ma section, where over 500 bales States. His action was taken, he said, changed hands. The principal buying in view o f the recent slides in the The lots Gaillard cut, which hrve closed traffic was done by M cNeff Bros. purchased were those of Frank Elgin, through the canal. General Goethals said he would re 154 bales, George Elgin, 125 bales; main in Panama indefinitely until such Charles Elgin, 145 bales, and P. N. tim e as the condition o f the canal would permit his departure. Further Campbell, 120 bales. There was a re than to make this announcement and port o f a deal involving about a car his announcement that he had cabled load at Rickreali, but otherwise busi Secretary o f W ar Garrison withdraw ness in this state was quiet. ing his resignation, which was to have Prices remsin unchanged at 9 to 10 become effective November 1, General cents for the qualities now being j Goethals had nothing to say concern offered. ing the canal. Shippers were disturbed by the an He did not seem worried over the nouncement that the transcontinental situation, but eager to enter on the lines would not issue through bills of work of 'combatting the slide. He lading on hops intended fo r England, w ill discuss the situation with Lieu owing to the freigh t congestion on tenant Colonel Chester Harding, engi the trans-Atlantic steamship lines. neer o f maintenance, and afterward The Canadian roads, however, are tak make a personal study of the slides. ing hops for through shipment. REI M B I F I'A IM .L H S DENTISTS. PboiM» Main 2 0 ». A I t » . UKH Third Sturt. F tiliiic B id « . Portland. O ra to « S. F_ Cor. Third and Waakinrtoo. t. N NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS (| Limit Put On Passports. Washington. D. C.— Explaining the j State department’s recent refusal to issue passports to several Mormons who desired to go to England and other European countries for missionary work, department officials said no passporta were being granted mission aries o f any faith for work in Europe. The department’s policy is to grant passports to countries in the war ton* only to those persons traveling on im perative bus ires*. W H Y NO T 9 Influence Was Recognized Even in Biblical Times. Through Medium of Nervous System Marvelous Changes, Physical and Chemical, Are Brought About by Tonal Vibrations. The power of music to Influence the health of the listener has been recog nized Iron, early times and became historical in the attempts of David to drive out Saul's distemper. W e be lieve no one has been bold enough to ascribe any direct Influence of tonal vibration upon the material of the body, but through the medium of the nervous system marvelous changes, physical and chemical, come to pass, and the effects of the art, which, above ail others, plays upon the emotions, must certainly be more than trifling. Even the un musical, those who are not es pecially susceptible to sweet sounds, are affected differently by a Jig or a funeral march. A national society of musical thera peutics was founded last year and the uamea of a number of physicians ap pear on the list of members. A maga zlne for the purpose of helping along the movement to use music as a means to health has been started, and It seems as If the subject would be looked into deeply and the place ot music as a therapeutic agency placed in Its proper pigeonhole, for reference In suitable cases. One wonders what is the general in fluence o f the present ragtime craze upon the mental and physical condi tion of its hearers. Being In no wise serious, but, on the contrary, happy- go lucky in mechanism and perform ance, It certainly cannot depress \ltal- ity and is far better In this respect than the popular melodics of a gen eration or two since, which were, with a few exceptions, tinged with melan oholy. The African Jingles of the present day create an emotional at mosphere of restlessness and excite ment which is typically American, and which is opposed to health only so far as our national restlessness and lack of poise tend to make us a people whoso national disease is nervous ex haustion.— New York Medical Journal. K C is pure. K C is health ful. It really does make lighter, nicer biscuits, cakes and pastry than the old fashioned single acting baking powders. A n ti you pay only a fair price for it. N o baking powder should sell for more. IN SELECTING A SCHOOL Consider the Success or Failure o f its Graduates In the World o f Service. The liehnke-Walker Husmeas College Radiates Success the School Meeting Every Test o f This Character. More than 2600 Hehnke-Walker student« employed by the lead in * firm« o f the Northwest: 168 in banking poaitions alone, an average o f three calls per day the year round. Why not enroll in a schuol approved by the sound judgement of our leading bu»ine«* firm«? A 1 'ato.ogue for the asking. L M. W A LK E R , PO R TLA N D , President OREGON A POSITION FOR YOU TR AIN E D Our graduate« are always in demand. 1 here is a good position ready for you just pan prepare for it. H O LM LS Training mean« PO SITIO N . students during the past tw enty-eight them are now successful business men with Our graduates start at salaries ranging a month. W rite for catalogue. Start NOW . Since 1887. Holmes Business College 'The School that sets you a yood position." Expectations Fulfilled. Lucille, a carefully brought up little girl of 5 years, returned from her first party in glee. " I was a good girl, mamma, ’ she announced, "and talked nice all the time." “ I)ld you remember to say some thing pleasant to Mrs. Appleby just before leaving?" her mother asked. "Oh, yes, I did," was the enthusias tic reply. " I smiled and said, 'I en joyed myself very much, Mrs. Apple by. I had lots moro to eat than I 'spected.' " Wukuttee u Tmk. PetUnd Or An Easy W a y to Heal Your Skin-Trouble Uesinol ointment, with reslnol soap, stops itching instantly, quickly ami easily heals the most distressing cases of eczema, heat rash, ringworm or similar tormenting skin or scalp erup tions. and clears away pimples, black heads, redness, roughness, and dan druff, when other treatments have proven a waste of time and money. DOES CAT THINK WITH FEET? Physicians have prescribed this res- inol treatment for twenty years, while thousands who have been cured say, Ability Always to Land on Them "W h at resinol did for us it will do Sad Days. Seems to Point to Natural Big sister was reading in her hook for you.” Every druggist sells reslnol Conclusions. ointment. of poems: "T h e melancholy days have come— There la nothing especially striking Couldn't Disappoint Him. the saddest of the year." about the feet of a cat except Its abil The Interviewer— Why did you as "Say, s ls j’ broke in her schoolboy ity always to land on them. Hold a brother, "don't you pull any of that sassinate all your wives as soon as young cat by its feet a short distance 'saddest of the year' stuff. With nine the honeymoon was over? Bluebeard— You see, I ’d promised from the ground for a few seconds and examples and a page of grammar to to love each one as long as she lived, then let go. The cat’s back, being do I know what time of year it is.” and no matter what other sins I've heavier than Its feet, should strike the committed, I never dlsappo.nt a lady. W A K I) ». SI K K IM - A w . l aim m e n d « . ground first. But It doesn't. Just as ■ U I O Lssd villi'. Ouiorsdo. H».»-« iu.au i-ri. (sold, i — Philadelphia Bulletin. 0 ilv «r . Si Hold, HUvsr, lúe; Gold. Mk\ /.ino the cat Is being let go it gives a quick or (Vvpper SI M u llí»« «•nvslopaw • id fu ll p rie « Its! upward thrust with its chest and as •ro t on si-pi lest Ion C ontrol and Um pire w o r k « » Tap, Tap. lioitsd. itoferonooi Gurtonsts Nstituud ll» nk Its feet are freed they swing under 8on waa showing the old folks from It so it lands on them. Limiting H it Field. up country through the financial dis In the case of the young cat that The head of a certain well known trict. has never experienced this before, it fam ily was recently approached by bis "T h e street we Just passed Is Cedar and this is Pine," said the son guide. son. Just nearing his majority. "Father," said he. “ I want to have "You see, everybody wantH to knock a talk with you concerning my future. wood before he reaches W all street.” I have decided to become an artist. j Have you any objections?" The old man scratched Ills head, re- J flectlvely, and replied: "W ell, no, my \ son— provided, of course, you don't I draw on me." Choral Confession. CONSUMPTION TAKES 350 PEOPLE DAILY Over 350 peop’.e succumb to con sumption everyday in the United State*. Science prove* that the grrms only thrive when the system is weakened from cold* or *ickne»s, overwork, confining (lube* or when general weakness exist*. The best physicians point out that during changing season* the blood should be made rich and pure and active by tak ing Scott's Kmulsion after meal*. The cod liver oil in Scott'* Kmulsion warms the Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets regu body by enriching the blood; it peculiarly late and invigorate stomach, liver and strengthens the lung* and throat, while it bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules. upbuild* the resistive force* of the body to avoid cold* and prevent consumption. Easy to take as candy. If you work indoor*, tire easily, feel languid or nervous, Scott's Kmulsion is the Home, Sweet Homs. •"H o m e is where the heart is," re mo«t strengthening food-medicine known. It i* totally free from alcohol or an* marked the sentimentalist. "That's right." replied the ordinary stupefying drug. Avoid substitutes. 1+-4J leutt A buwnt Bloomfield. N I. person. “ You can always tell what town a man Is from by observing what ball club he roots for."— Washington Grateful Papa. Star. MI hs Curley kept a private school, He Was Pretty Hungry. and one morning was Interviewing a L ittle W illie's mother sent him to new pupil. "W h at does your father do to earn bed without any supper. A t 8 o'clock, as Willie lay dismally his livin g?” the teacher asked the lit in his little bed In.the dark, his father tle girl. " I ’laase. ma'am,” was the prompt appeared at the door and whispered: "Son, could you eat some honey In reply, “ he doesn't live with us. My mamma supports me.” the comb?" "W ell, then," asked the teacher, "Jlmlny, dad!'-’ W illie answered, " I "how does your mother earn her llv- could eat it In the brush.” ing?" "W h y,” replied the little girl, In an That Waa It. "There's a gentleman In the parlor, artless manner, ” s!.e gets paid for staying away from father."—Argonaut. air,” said the maid. "Did he give you his name, K atie?" I Wanted Medal. asked the man o f the house. The man— Lem me go! I'm all right; “ Oh, no, sir, but I think It's the one I can swim. who wants to give his name to your The Girl— I don't care I'm going to daughter, sir.” — Yonkers Statesman. save you, I want a medal.— Chicago Herald. Encouraging Thtm. Tw o men were discussing the serv Ice as they made their way home from church. "W h at was that sentence the choir repeated so often?” asked one. "A s nearly as I could make out It was 'W e are all miserable singers,'” replied his companion.— London Tit- Bits. Always Lands on Its Feat. doesn't know that it Is going to be dropped. If It were a long drop, there would be time to think, but in the short drop the cat must act and act immediately. In fact, it Is really be- forehamled. The natural conclusion then is that this faculty tn the cat Is located in Its feet. It is inherent In tljem. It wouldn't be anything for a cat to turn over this way after it Is mature, but It is a different thing that a cat does it without auybody ever haring shown him how. Indian Workers In the Country. The great mass of the Indian work ers In the United Ststcs are engaged In a comparatively small number of occupations. The latest official figures show that 85.4 per cent of tha total number of gainfully employed Indians are In seven occupation groups—agri cultural laborers. 35.5 per cent; farm ers and stock raisers, 29.2 per cent; lumbermen, raftsmen and woodchop- pers, 2.4 per cent; laborer# In manu facturing and transportation, 6.3 per cent; launderers and laundresses, 1.9 per cent, and servants and waiters, 2 « per cent Domestic Bliss. His wife (during sp at)— Perhaps you are not aware, air, that I had half Dutch Claims Rejected. Cantaloupe Season Naarly O ver. a dozen offers of marriage before I ac The Hague, via Ix>ndon— A private cepted youra? Portland— The last car o f California Her Husband (c a lm ly)— Oh, that's cantaloupes o f the season is now being dispatch received in The Hague say* cleaned up. Southern Oregon and local the supreme prize court in Berlin has nothing I proposed to more than a stock w ill be used during the remain rejected all claims in connection with dozen women before I met you. der o f the season and w ill tell higher. the sinking o f the Dutch steamer Salway peaches were received from Maria in the South Atlantic last year Business Secrets. Merlin and sold at 5001.55 cents. Levi by the German cruiser Karlsruhe while Customer (In drug store) — What Is clings are moving at 60@66 cents. A the steamer was on a voyage from this bottle of hair tonic worth? car o f Ladyfinger grapes, the last of Oregon to Itublin and Belfast with a New Clerk—The price Is on# dollar. The case o f the I f I told you what It la worth I'd lose the season, arrived and were quoted at cargo o f grain. $1.60 for lug boxes. Southern Oregon Maria is similar to that of the Am er my Job. grapes were in fa ir supply, Malagas ican ship W illiam P. Frye, which waa selling at 85 cents and Tokay at $1. sunk by the German auxiliary cruiser Quick, Officer— the Wegon! Local Concords were 124c per basket. Prin t Eitel Friedrich. "W hy is It,” queried the borae re porter. "that you do moat o f your writ Germans to Arm Pols*. Northwest Stock Barred. ing In your ablrt aleevea?” "Because,’' explained the humorist, London— In a dispatch from Petro- North Yakima— An unconfirmed re port her* says that all live stock taken grad, Reuter’■ correspondent says: "that I* where my funny bone Is lo from the State Fair here and from "P olish refugees arriving hare say rated." points in Idaho and Oregon to the Ore that German officiala declare that Po gon Fair at Salem, which, it was land w ill be surrounded by a triple How to Catch a Husband planned, would be taken to the lira , line o f trenches and barbed wire en Mrs. Fiatfoot— To' shore ant Inrky. stock exhibition at San Francisco, has tanglements and that the Russian* will How did yo’ all cotch er second hu» been denied admission into California. 1 be quite unable to dislodge them, for band so quick—huh? The reported reason is that Tam worth i f there is a shortage o f men the Ger Mrs Snowball— Dat wuz easy. Ah hog* o f the J. W. McKoy herd from : man* w ill arm the entire masculine done sot a bear trap at de doab ok Farragut, Iowa, and stock associated j population of Poland and fore* them to mah (bichen coop. fight th* Russians. with Iowa stock had been refused. "W h y don't ybu buy an automo Neighborly Attention. bile?” He— This plant belongs to the be " I ’ve heard a rumor that there may gonia family. be a subsidy granted pedestrians by She-—Ah, and you are taking care the next congress."— Louisville Cou of It while they are aw ay?"— Chicago Tier Journal. Dally News. TT 1 ADDRESSED TO WOMEN f— — — In the Expectant Period Before the coming of the little one— women need to be pos- fteued of all their natural strengUi. Instead of being harassed by forebodings and weakened by nausea, sleeplessness, or nervousness— if you will bring to your aid Dr, Pierce’s Favorite Prescription you will find that most o f the suffer ing will not make its appearance. 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