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IN SELECTING A SCHOOL Consider the Success or Failure o f its Graduates in the World o f Service. The Behnke-Walter Business College Radiates Success the School Meeting Every Test o f This Character. M or« than 2500 Behnke-W alkcr ftudent* employed by the leading fim u o f the Northwest; 153 in banking positioni alone, an average o f three call« per day the year round. Why not enroll in a *ch-*ol approved by the sound judgem ent o f our leading bu :;nea* (Irma? A catologue fo r the m k in g . WIRELESS CARRIES Renew VOICE 2500 MILES Your Radio Phone Proven Success by U. S. Navy^Department. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS; h e a lth L M. W A L K E R . President A POSITION FOR YO U OREGON fIRST EXPERIMENT SPANS CONTINENT T R A IN E D Conversation Is Carried On Betv*een Our graduate« are always in d mand. There is a good position ready fo r you jus as soon as you can prepare for it. H O LM ES Training means M O N E Y . P O S ITIO N PO W E R . There are 8227 REASONS W H Y VOl S P O T 'L l) A TTE N D HOI MES E igh t thousand two hundred t wenty-seven satisfied students have parsed through H O IJ 'G S during the past twenty-eight year«. Hundred.-, o f them AT*» now successful businesa men with independent incomes. Our graduates start at salaries ranging from $40 to 9100 a month. W n le for catalogue. Start NOW . Since 1887. Holmes Business College " The School that gets you a good position." WukiagtM ai Teatk. PtnM, Or. Aeroplane* of Rusaian Make. Sukhomlinoff saw that a weak point in the Russian army was that too much o f its equipment came from abroad—a vulnerable situation in war time. as the present shows. So he set himself busily building up arms PO R T LAN D . OREGON. | factories, cartridge factories, and so on within the boundaries of Russia, -ltd at the same tim e established a ••USE T H E R I V E R ” central laboratory where new mechan isms, explosives, inventions might be tried out. S*ate o f Wash:n arton, for The Dalles daily ex. Sunday 11 p m. L t a .'e Dalles daily ex. Monday H e also organized— and this gives us 12 M >tenmerH J N. Teal Inland Empire and the measure o f his foresight— a first- Tw in Cities for Up per Columbia and Snake river points. Taylor St. Dock. Tel. Mam 613. class school of military aviation, and Wulamrtle and Uliixkj Rim Tomag C«., Portland. set the best Russian mechanics at the development and manufacture o f aero planes. which today take the place of '.OSSES SURELY PREVENTER cavalry as “ the eyes o f the army." The by Cwttw's BlsekUt PHI* Low- priced, fresh, rellsble: preferred bf icault Is that for the last four or five tv.stern stockmen because they pro tect where other «aecinei fall. I years Russia has been making her own W rite for booklet and testimonials. 10 -dote pk«e. Blackleg Pills 9> t'O j aeroplanes and training a large staff 50- dote gkge Blackleg Pitts 4 00 Sukhom- !'* • any lnlector. but Cutter** beet. o f officers able to use them. TV.* superImlty of < 'utter prudurt* Is due to over K llnolf also developed an effective corps years of ape. Ullxin* In vaoeleet and **rum* out». I stilt en Cutter s If urvibtshmbl*. order direct of army automobiles, for the rapid T'.fc CUTTEK LA BO RAT OR Y. Berkeley. Calif«**'«. transport o f men and supplies.— Au.tr> lean Review of Reviews. I f you sre thinking o f buying a Piano, c » not fail to write us fo r CATALOGUES AND PRICES. We sell on Easy lerms. Sherman ay & Co. Dalles-Colum bia Line V tf 1 Mr A nAlf AOCn Tv c U d w y r eggs. etc. LdM l Remit at once and deduct no commie- * hi» « veal. hogs, poultry, C IT Y M A R K E T . 107 Front St.. Portland. Oregon Followed Instructions. "Gracious. m an!” exclaimed the doc tor when Mr. Glut-bins calls him in a hurry. "Your temperature is rioting along near the danger point, and you----- " "And I'm worse o ff than I ever was before, all through the diet you pre scribed." “ Impossible, Mr. Glubbins. I told you distinctly to confine yourself to such food as would be taken by a 3-year-old child." “ And didn’t I obey orders? I ate apple cores, dog biscuits and ends of burnt matches and scraps of peeling and everything else 1 could pick up while no one was looking, and here 1 am pretty nearly d ead !” Hastily reflecting upon the gastro nómica! tendencies of the average 3- year-old child, the doctor tells Mr. Glubbins that he has been overdoing the diet and w ill have to subsist on soft toast and hot water for a week. A Reminder. Dobson— What does Blifkin remind you of? Hobson— W ell, every time I meet Blifkin he reminds me of a little debt I ’ve owed him for over a year.— Chica go Herald. A Pertinent Question. The Fond Mother— Nice girls never put themselves forward before the men. The W ise Daughter— Then how do the men find out that they're nice?— Judge. HERE ARE t h e FACTS Plate* and bridges made in ray own laboratory. Office absolutely clean. Instruments thoroughly ster* Hired. Price* reasonable. Work guaranteed. Constant endeavor to do work painlessly. Nurse in attendance. _ Dr. Elof T. H e d lu n d DENTIST 456-459 Morgan Building. 4th Floor. Washington Near Broadway. Portland. Oregon. DENTAL HEADQUARTERS FOR O U T-O E-TO W N PEOPLE Teople from all parts o f Oregon and Washing ton constantly visit our office for dental ’ reat- ment. Our skill is ac knowledged. and cur promptness In finbh- ing work in one day when required is appre ciated by out-of towr. patrons. Dr. W ise is a fa!se- tooth expert. There ia “A L W A Y S ONE BEST" in every calling. ai.d Dr. Wise lay« claim to this distinction in Ore- we can't guar an tee •> » LOW PRICES FOR HIGH-GRADE WORE Good Red Robber Pistes, each $S 00 The Best Red Robber Plates, each 7.56 22 Karat Gold or Poreeiaia Crown 5.00 W E E MENTAL O ft R E L IA B L E P A IN L E S S DENTISTS. Phones Maia 7029. A 1029. 1H S Third Street. Failing Bldg . Portland. Origan 8. E. Car. Third W ashiaaadgton. C Gee W o Secceasfol Howe Reined tee HI* successful herb al reweed ics cure all kinds o f ailments o f men and women w ith out operation used fmra the wonderful Chinese herbs, roots. bods end vegetables, which are unknown to the mwitcai science o f this country Write for biank and circular*. Send stamp C O N S U L T A T IO N FR E E . Address The C. Gee W# Ckoese Medicine Co M *H Fir.* S t . Portland. O n M—ntfcm P .p -r L P. N. V. W No. 41. ISIS iir > ' —r i t i . * to adrwtiaam. »Ito to w . t i n paper___________________________ The Dutch at Whitby. W hitby’s last experience o f naval warfare was rather curious. In June, 1636, two Dutch warships chased ’’a pickroon belonging to the king of Spain" into the harbor, and though In ueutral water, England being at peace with both combatants, lowered their boats to board the Spanish vessel. The governor of the town, Sir Hugh Cholmley, protested, but the Dutch carried out their design and captured the enemy's ship. Thus set at defi ance. Sir Hugh called up the trained bands, took boats, recaptured the Spanish ship and took prisoner one of the Dutch captains. W hitby’s chief fame Is that from Its abbey emerged the first English singer, Caedmon. He was remarkable among his fellows Tor his Ignorance of such simple skill in the art of song as belonged to the monks of those days.— Pall Mall Gazette. Back of all good health there must be perfect digestion, liver and bowel activity and pure blood. You can help Nature bring about this con dition with Washington, D, C., and Naval Station at Mare Island. HOSTETTER’S Washington, D. C. — W ireless tele phone communication across the conti nent was accomplished fo r the first tim e Thursday, when experiments ex tending over several months culmi nated in successful transmissions of the human voice by radio from the great naval plant at Arlington, Va., to the station at Mare Island, Cal., 2500 miles away. The experiments were conducted un der direction of Captain Bullard, chief o f the navy’s radio service, in co-oper ation with the American Telephone & Telegraph company and the Western Electric company. Secretary Daniels, in announcing the report, predicted that further de velopment o f wireless telephony would make great changes in long distance communication both for m ilitary and navy service and commercial usage. Successful operation o f a device for automatically transferring to the radio telephone conversations originating on metallic circuits also was accomplished in the tests. President V ail and other officials o f the American Telephone & Telegraph company at N ew York talked easily with the Mare Island station over an ordinary m etallic line to Arlington and thence by radio across the continent. "T h e fact that the voices can be started on a land wire and automatical ly transmitted to a voice radio-trans m itte r," said Secretary Daniels, “ holds out hope that persons inland readily could be put in touch by tele phone with others at sea through some central transmitting station ." The N avy department’s formal an nouncement in part follow es: “ Secretary Daniels is pleased to announce the successful outcome o f ex- perifnents which have been carried on for the last fe w months by the Am er ican Telephone & Telegraph company and Western Electric company in co operation with the radio stations under the jurisdiction o f the N avy depart ment, by which long-distance wireless telephony has been made possible." Lottery Game Dies Natural Death in San Francisco Stomach Bitters Stability Wanted. “ It ’s no use." pouted little Freddy, who had just completed his first week at school, " I shall never go to school a g a in !" "But why?” asked his mother “ What's the use of going? 1 shall never learn to s p e ll!" "W h at do you mean?” “ W ell, how can 1 learn to spell when the teacher changes the words every day?”— Chicago Herald. Sympathy. A gentleman traveling on horseback not iong ago came upon an Irishman who was fencing in a most barren and desolate piece o f land "W h at are you fencing in that lot for. Bat?" said he. "A herd of cows would starve to death on that land." "And shure, your honor, wasn't I fencing it to keep the poor bastes out Of I t ! P h i l a d e l p h i a PubUe l.t'dger. Nabbing Him Quick. Mr. Singleton— Do you believe in divorce. Miss Yellow leaf? Miss Y ellow leaf— Oh. you men are just awful! You haven't even asked me to marry you y e t!— Judge. How Could He? “ Do you know John Jones hasn't said a word all evening?" "W ell, he hasn't had a chance." "W hat's he doing?” "H avin g a big argument with his w ife." On the Safe Side. "S o you intend to be a soldier when you grow up. Don't you know you'll be in danger o f getting killed?” "W h o by?" “ Why. by the enemy." “ Then I'll be the enemy.”— Boston Transcript. The Nameless Spy. W atching artist. “ ’E didn't ought to be 'lowed to sketch the old c a s tle !” “ W hy not? 'E ain’t got It nothin' lik e !” — Punch. Acquitted. “ W hy do you say the officer is wrong?" demanded the Judge, "when he swears you came up behind him silently at the rate of 25 miles an hour?” "Because the running board always rattles at 10 miles an hour.” San Francisco— Persons in all walks o f life had their last chance Thursday Another Edison Marvel. to participate in the $20,000 capital When the telephone was nothing prize in San Francisco lotteries. No Wonder. more than an experimental toy In 1870, There was no formal order sent out “ Was Mrs. Brown pleased when you Mr. Edison predicted that this form of by the police. I t was tacitly under communication would not be perfect stood by the seven lottery companies, asked her to Join the ShuMn society?” "Pleased? Why, she hasn't spoken until combined with the phonograph, as the result of an “ order in council” to me since. Ilow should I know, so that telephone messages would he issued by the Police commission, that though, her husband was in ja il? ” recorded automatically. And now, for “ the gam e” was off— at least for a ty-five years later, when fifteen m il time. lions of conversations are carried an The police judge fined a negro whom nually over the telephone wires, Mr a patrolman arrested with lottery tick Edison Is ready to exhibit at the Pan ets in his possession. The prisoner ama-Pacific fair for the first time the said he would have to beg or steal now telescribe, a combination o f the tele that his occupation o f selling lottery phone and dictaphone, which will put tickets was taken from him. It was upon a cylinder for reproduction every admitted that the ousting o f the lot syllable uttered into the transmitter. teries w ill cut off in fines accruing to A little thought will enable any one the city treasury thousands o f dollars to reaTze what a revolution will bo a month. wrought In commercial and legal af- It is also asserted that the death of ! fairs when a telephone conversation the game would throw upon the city can be proved beyond dispute as read 4000 indigents, men and women who ily as a written document. have been selling tickets. Some were Sterling, Conn.— " I am a girl o f 22 sent to the lottery companies by char years and 1 used to faint away every Woes of an Author; ita b le associations, it was said. One month and was very “ H ow ’s your new book coming on?" lottery representative said: “ I can weak. I was also “ Passably well. The demand isn’t only Bay that we w ill not hold a draw bothered a lot with what it should be. I mean among pur ing next week. I can’ t yet see beyond female weakness. I chasers And, o f course. If people th at.” read your little book don’t buy the book there’s nothing In ‘ Wisdom fo r Wo W i-eless Finds Bullet, It for me." men,’ and I saw how ’’I see. By the way. I'm reading It Omaha— The location o f a bullet in o t h e r s h a d been now Blnks loaned me a copy that the brain o f a man by wireless electric helped by Lydia E. Tompkins borrowed from Bradley Pink ham’s Vegeta waves at an Omaha hospital Thursday P retty fair story.” —Cleveland Plain ble Compound, and is said to be a new development o f the Dealer. decided to try it, and use o f electricity in surgery. The in ■* it has made me feel strument used was made by Dr. F. H. N f W MOOTRN DANCING. E. Fletcher Hallaro-ro, the leading Dancing Ex- Millener, whose wireless discoveries like a new girl and I am now relieved o f all these troubles. I hope all young pert and Instructor in f Jrrw York City, writes: “ I have heretofore attracted attention. have used A L L E N 'S F O O T -E A SE , the antiseptic girls will g e t relief as I have. 1 never powder to he shaken into the ah'iea. fo r ten years, E. H. Mrsney, o f Clarkson, Neb., was fe lt better in my life.” —Mrs. J ohn and recommend it to all my pupils.’* I t cu re« and accidentally shot in the head two prevents sore feet. 8o4d by all Druff and Depart* He was too weak to with T e t r e a u l t , B o x 116, Sterling, Conn. ment Stores, 25r. Sample FR E E . Address, A lias weeks ago. stand probing in the usual manner. S. Olmsted. L e Roy. N . Y . Massena, N. Y . — " I have taken L y The electrical experiment proved suc dia E- Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Ostensible Occupation. cessful and the bullet was removed. and I highly recommend it. I f anyone “ Does Bliggins work?” wants to write to me I w ill gladly tell “ No. He has an office downtown Liner Gets “ F arew ell." her about my case. I was certainly in so that he can keep out of the way of Honolulu, T. H. — The Pacific liner a bad condition as my blood was all turn ihe servants in his house.“ — W ashing ton Star. : Manchuria sailed Thursday for San ing to water. I had pimples on my fare 1 Francisco, festooned with wreaths and a bad color, and for five years I had ¡bearing the legend: “ Aloha Pacific been troubled with suppression. The M ai.” A ll Honolulu assembled to doctors called it ‘Anemia and Exhaus see the departure o f the last Pacific tion,’ and said 1 was all run down, but Resinol Stops Mail vessel. On her arrival at San Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com Francisco the Manchuria w ill be turned pound brought me out all righ t.” Miss Itching Instantly over to the International Mercantile L a VISA M y r e s , B o x 74, Massena, N .Y . IN STERLING LIVES A GIRL Who Suffered Aa Many Girls Do—Tells How She Found Relief. Marine, which has already taken pos It is a positive fact that the moment session o f the other five steamships resinol ointment touches any itching Which, with the Persia— sold to the skin, the itching usually stops and , Toyo Kisen Kaisha — constituted the healing begins. With Pacific Mail conmpany s Pacific fleet. the aid of resinol soap. It quickly Sailor Rules Schooner. clears away all trace of eczema, ringworm, San Francisco S. P. Ware, one of pimples, blackheads, the crew o f the American schooner Se- or similar torment home, which arrived here Thursday ing. unsightly erup frdm Sydney, Australia, was turned tion. leaving the skin j over to the police by John K ilts, the clear and healthy A n * the best of it Is you need never ' ship's captain, who alleged W ere laid hesitate to use resinol soap and resin out the captain and crew with a be- ol ointment There la nothing in them j laying pin off Apia, American Samoa, to injure the tenderest surface. Res and took command o f the vessel for 24 inol Is a doctor’! prescription which hours. Captain K ilts said he escaped, for twenty yeart has been used by obtained a revolver and regained his careful physicians for all kinds of skin 1 command affections They prescribe resinol freely, confident that its soothing, Hill Lends to Both Sides. healing action is brought about by medication so bland and gentle as to St. Paul— Besides participating in he suited to the most delicate or Irri the credit to Great Britain and France, tated skin— e v e « o f a tiny bwby. Every I local banking interests controlled by druggist sells resinol soap aod resinol I James J. H ill w ill subscribe to the ointment. , third German loan being offered in this j country. T o u n g G irl*, H eed Th is A d vice . Girls who are troubled with painful or Irregular periods, backache, headache, dragging-down sensations, f a i n t i n g rpells or indigestion,should immediately seek restoration tc health by taking Ly dia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. LINK'S BUSINESS COLLEGE "THE SCHOOL Of QUIIITT" P o r *land • R*** Busin**« Tnunlr*» SrHonl. H n o * S h ' . r t h a n d . T r * / * w n tin * sn d pwnmsnsh p t*u «h t by ** p *r t r * Tira a m w Hot sin Soft 1, 191ft Mary *t»4**»e h*r* sir* * • *nmlW«d A*k for Cotalntf. Enroll *nrly k. T. LINK, Cntral Manager. Fhonn MAIN *063 TUFI* HOG l m \M OKM* - -J Portland — Wheat — Bluestem, 90c bushel; forty-fold, 88c; club, 85c; red F ife, 82c; red Russian, 80c. Oats— No. 1 white feed, $23.50 ton. M illfeed — Spot prices: Bran, $25 ton; shorts, $26; rolled barley, $27.50 (g£28.50. Corn— Whole, $37.50 ton; cracked, $38.50. H a y —Eastern Oregon timothy, $15 (t(16 ton; valley timothy, $12($13; al falfa, $12.50^13.50; cheat, $ 9 «fl0 ; oats and vetch, $11@12. Vegetables- Cucumbers, Oregon, 15 <iC20c dozen; artichokes, 90c; toma toes, 35(ii40c box; cabbage, 1c pound; beans, 2 t«i4 c ; green corn, 10(<t 15c dozen; garlic, 15c pound; peppers, 4 (<t 5c; eggplant, 4(it5c; sprouts, 8c; horseradish, 12Jo; cauliflower, 75c <d' $1.25. Green Fruits — Cantaloupes, 85c Q $1.86 crate; peaches, 55 (d 65c box; watermelons, U d l^ c pound; new ap ples, 75c (<£ $1.50 box; pears. 90c ¿t. $1.25; grapes, 50e(<c$1.50 crate; huck leberries, 5c pound; casabas, l j c ; quinces, $1 @ 1.26 box; cranberries, $9.50 barrel. Potatoes— New, 70(q:86c sack. Onions — W alla Walla, 75c sack; Oregon, $1. Eggs Oregon ranch, buying prices: No. 1, 32c dozen; No. 2, 25c; No. 3, 19c. Jobbing prices: No. 1, 34c do*. Poultry — Hens, 11 ^ 13c pound; springs, 15 @ 16c; turkeys, nominal; ducks, white, 12(ti!l4c; colored, 8(&10c; geese, 8(4 10c. Butter — C ity creamery cubes, ex tras, 31 Je; firsts, 29c; prints and car tons, extra. Prices paid to producers: Country creamery, 22(<l29c; butterfat, premium quality, 33c; No. 1, average quality, 31c; No. 2, 29c. V eal— Fancy, 11c pound. Pork— Block, 8c pound. Dried Fruits— Apples, 8c pound; ap ricots, 13(dil5c; peaches, 8c; prunes, Italians, S k i 9c; raisins, loose Musca tels, 89c; unbleached Sultanas, 7|c; seeded, 9c; dates, Persian, 10c; Fard, $1.65 box; currants, 8}@12c. Hops— 1916 crop, 10c pound. Hides— Salted hides, 15c; salted kip, 16c; salted calf, 18c; green hides, 13ic; green kip, 16c; green calf, 18c; dry hides, 25c; dry calf, 27c. Wool — Eastern Oregon, 18 @ 28c pound; valley, 27 (d) 28c; fall lambs' wool, 24 @ 26c; mohair,' Oregon, 27(g) 30c. Cascara bark— Old and new, 3|(a)4c pound. Pelts— Dry long-wooled pelts, 15Jc; dry short-wooled pelts, 11 Jc; dry shearlings, 10(g!15c each; salted shear lings, 15@25c; dry goat, long hair, 13c; dry goat shearlings, 10 (a) 20c; salted long-wooled pelts, September, 75c(g!$1.25. . Cattle— Choice steers, $6.50W.6.80; good, $6 (a, 6.25; medium, $5.75 (<U 6; choice cows, $5.25 (iC 5.75; good, tl< (<t 5.25; medium, $4.50(g5; heifers, $5(01 6.86; bulls, $4.6()(<t 6; stags, $5.0*06. Hogs— Light, $6.40 <g) 6.46; heavy, $5.40@5.45. Sheep— Wethers, $4.75 (g) 6; ewes, $4(n5.60; lambs, $5.60(q)7. Third Alfalfa Crop Put In. Portland— Follow ing is a summary o f the crop conditions in Oregon for the week, as reported to the local office of the weather bureau by special cor respondents throughout the s ta te : Although showers fell in the W est ern counties on the 23d, 24th and in some limited areas o f North Central Oregon on the 24th, which benefited pastures and gardens to some extent, there is still need for rain in all por tions o f the state. The warm weather has been favor able for the maturing of fru it and gar den truck. The picking and drying of prunes has been about completed and the harvesting of apples and pears has begun. In the Eastern Oregon valleys the peach crop was very heavy and the quality excellent, but owing to an over-supplied market many tons o f the choicest fru it is going to waste. Threshing has been practically com pleted, and the farmers are preparing the soil for seeding, but little wheat will be sown until the fall rains have commenced. W hile w aiting for the rain, ranchers are hauling their wood and winter sup plies. Irrigated crops o f alfalfa are very good, and the third crop is being put up in some sections. Tomatoes are plentiful and of excel lent quality. Seasonable fruits and vegetables are in the local markets in abundance, and the quality is very good. Cranberries Are Popular, Tacoma — Cranberries are proving unusually popular with the trade and the supply on the local produce market is good. As a substitute for black berries, dealers say, cranberries are what is wanted. The berries are roll ing in from Cape Cod and are o f fine size and color and hold up unusually well in shipment. They sre quoted wholesale at $9.606(10 per barrel. This week saw the first appearance this season o f grapefruit from the Isle of Pines. The first receipts sre a trifle green and are bringing 16 cents each. Egg Prices Go Up. Tacoma — Some dealers sent prices on fresh ranch eggs soaring and whole sale quotation--, now are from 35 to 38 cent* a dozen. Cold storage eggs re main steady at 27(>(28 rents a dozen. The rise in the fresh product is at tributed to a scarcity and an advance of the ruling market o f Puget Sound. Butter and cheese are unchanged. Fa vorable weather conditions have pro longed the tomato season and the beet ones to be had ere offered at 466(50e a box. Cantaloupes, grapes and apples are among th* leading sellers. Commission House Casa Dismissed. Seattle— That the law providing for the licensing and bonding of commis sion merchants, enacted by the last legislature, contains a joker which makes it inoperative against *11 but the smallest commission merchants was discovered here wh« .1 Superior Judge Gilliam dismissed the euit against J. B. Powtee & Co. Th* bill, as intro duced in the legislature, was aimed at commission merchants by the shipping and grow ers' associations. You can't always make everything “ just so.” Sometimes you will get in more shortening than usual; or make the batter a little thin; or it may not be convenient to put a cake in the oven the moment it is mixed; or your oven may not bake evenly and it is necessary to turn the pan around- none of these little uncertainties make the slightest dlfterence in results ii you use E © B aking P owder ! ft This modern, double raise baking powder has unusual strength and Is absolutely certain to raise your ois-.uils, cakes and pastry light and leathery. It generates an abundance ot leavening gas both In the mix ing bowl and in the oven. The. raising is sustained until the dough Is cooked through. Housewives who use K C never have "bad luck" with their baking. Try K C o f o u r risk. Your grocer will refund your money U you are not pleased In eve-y way. *T Y/////////IIIU 1 1 11 ii 1 11 111 m \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ .\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ ^ An Obligation. "Our friend always puts his best foot forward, although he is a trine A Hint For Contributors. " I think." said the editor, that I will drop journalism and take to as tronomy." uncouth." "W hy?" “ Yes," replied Senator Sorghum, “ a "Because astronomers have more man who puts his best foot forward ought to be careful at least to keep his space than they know what to do with " — Philadelphia Record. shoes polished."— Washington Star. FACTORY LOADED P O W D E R SMOKELESS S H O T G U N S H E L L S Good sh ells in you r gun m ean a good bag in the field or a good score at the trap, W in c h e s te r * “ L e a d e r ” and “ R e p e a te r ” S m o keless P o w d er S h e lls are good sh e lls. A lw a y s sure-fire, a lw a y s givin g an even sp read of shot and good p en etration , th eir great su p erio rity is testified to b y sp o rts m en w h o use W in c h e s te r F a c to ry L oad ed S h e lls in p reference to any o th er m ake. A L L D E A L E R S K E E P T H E M Valued Immunity. The Invitation, Hello, M abel!” "So you bought one of those auto "Oh, hello, G eorge!” mobiles they tell so many funny stor “ How are you, Mabel?” ies about?” “ Just fine! How are you, G eorge?" "Y e s." replied Mr. Chugging, "and it "Same. Say. Mabel, let'» go through is saving me a lot of trouble and wear the park this afternoon. What do you and tear. When your friends tell you say?” Jokes about your car they don't ex "W e ll— ah ah ahem— I— I— ah— I'm pect you to ask them to ride aruund kind of— well, I'm kind of tired. I In it.”— Washington Star. George." "Then you won't go?” A New Game. ‘T m so sorry, but, George, you un- | "L e t's play pinochle golf this time,” derstand just how it is, don't you, suggested the man who always lost. George, dear?" “ Pinochle golf,” exclaimed his oppo "Y es, 1 guess so I suppose I'll nent. "W hat kind of a game is that?" have to ride with someone else, then." "It's played Just like ordinary golf," "H ide?" replied the other, "only the man with “ Yes; my new eight-cylinder road s the high score wins.” — Philadelphia ster came this morning." Public Ledger. "Oh, George! Did It really? Isn’t that just splendid? Say— ah— George, I guess I ’m not as tired as I thought I was." “ Well, I wouldn't take any chances If I were you, Mabel. It doesn't pay. I'll take someone else." "But, really, dear, I'm not tired a bit. Honestly.” N o t h in g has e v e r “ It's sweet of you to say that, but I don't want to take advantage of your equaled o r com p a red kindness. Good by, Mabel,” with the medicinal fat « Mabel slammed the receiver vic in S o o tt Ts Em ulsion to iously on the hook. "Darn I t ! " she muttered. Why didn't he say so In arrest the decline, invigorate the first place?"— Michigan Gargoyle. the blood, stre n g th en the 9 GETTIHEj&ffR AFTF MSjCKNES Mental Arithmetic. The following question was put to some young pupils in a public school: "There Is a family of five chlldrea. The mother has only four potatoes to divide among them. She wants to give each child an equal Bhare. What Is she to do?" Silence prevailed In the class room ; every pupil was calculating diligently. Finally one hoy put up his hand. "W ell, Sammy, what wouid you do?” asked the teacher. "Mash the potatoes, ma’am."— Phila delphia Public Ledger. nervous system, aid the appe tite and restore the courage of better health. n S oott’ n in tu itio n la pure homlth - build i n g f o o d t without alrohul or opiate. ,7 ^ TRY IT 4 Dr. Dumbs Has His Hat. If any comment on the late Dr. Dum The Reason. bs were necessary it has been abun "S o you think the plaintiff wept dantly furnished by the Bohemians, crocodile tears " Croatlans, Czechs, and Slovaks who "Sure 1 do. Wasn't he the allcgator have Indignantly repudiated his sud In the case?"— Baltimore American. den condescending interest in them. They came to "this free and glorious Within Her Rights. nation,” as they call it, to get away A woman mounted the steps of the from him and his sort of government, elevated station carrying an umbrella and have told him so in plain terms. like a reversed saber. An attendant They are Americans, not Austro- touched her lightly, saying: Amerirans. and owe no allegiance to "Excuse me, madam, but you are the mishapsburgs. There are other likely to put out the eye of the man diplomatic personages now resident behind you.” here who sre equally wrong headed “ Well, he's my husband," she snap and could equally well be spared.— ped.— Chicago Herald. Colliers. Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets first Accounting For It. put up 40 years ago. They regulate “ How do you account tor the fact and invigorate stomach, liver ami bow that George Washington never told a els. Sugar coated tiny granules. lie?” asked the teacher. " I guess he never went fishin’," A Pretty Test. "W hen a young man proposes you piped the small urchin at the pedal ex should always lie careful and test bis tremity of the class.— Indianapolis Star. love," cautioned the chaperon. "But I go one better, auntie," tw it R a w R em ark. tered the pretty Hayswater girl. 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