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DAVID ROBINSON, M. D. Physician and Surgeon PAID POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS Announcement. To the Legal Voters of Wasco County. Oregon: DR. C. H. JEN K IN S I hereby announce myself a candidate lor the republican Dentist nomination of Sheriff o f Was OREGON co county, subject to the will HOOD RIVER of the voters at the coming pri Res. Phone 333 maries. 1081 Office Phone. Should I he nominated and BENNETT, SINNOTT & GALLOWAY later elected, I will, as in the past, enforce the laws which Attorneys at Law come under the jurisdiction of said office, and will serve the G E N E R A L PRACTIC E people to the best of my abil ity, conducting the office in as OREGON economical a manner as possi THE DALLES, ble in compliance witli good service. VV. A. HUSBANDS LEVI CHRISM AN. Paid advertisement. Blacksmith MOSIER - OREGON Announcement. Shoeing und General Repair Work. To the Voters of Wasco Coun ty: Satisfaction guaranteed. I wish to announce myself as MOSIER - - OREGON a candidate for the nomination of Sheriff of Wasco Conuty, on the Republican ticket, subject to the wish o f the voters at the Primary Election to lie held May 15th next; and if nomin PLUMBING. ated and elected I will conduct the office in a business-like and STEAM and HOT WATER economic manner, with a strict HEATING enforcement of the laws. F. It. ANGLE. Jobbing promptly attended to. Horse VERA CRUZ CAPTURED Four Americans Killed, 21 Wounded, During Fighting in Streets. MEXICANS MAKE STUBBORN FIGHT SYNOPSIS. Enemy’s Loss Believed Fully 200— Main Force Retreats Westward - Three-Inch Guns Bring Down Sharp shooters’ Stronghold— Fighting Continues. C o w b o y s o f th e F ly in g H eart ra n ch a re h e a rtb ro k e n o v e r th e lo ss o f th eir m u ch - p rized p h o n o g ra p h b y the d e fe a t o f their ch a m p io n In a fo o t -r a c e with the c o o k o f I th e C entipede ranch. A hou se p a rty is ; on at th< F ly in g H ea rt. J. W a llin g fo r d I Speed, ch e e r leader at Y a le, and C u lv e r C o v in g to n , inter-col!» gia te ch a m p io n ru n ner. a re e x p e cte d . H elen B lake. S p e e d ’s sw eeth ea rt, s u g g e sts to .1 an C h apin , sis- \ te r o f te e own* r o f t. ranch, that she | Ind uce C o v in g to n , h er lover, to w in back th e p h o n o gra p h . H elen declare,« that if C o v in g to n w o n 't run. Speed will. T he e o w b o y s a re h ila riou s o v e r the p rosp ect. S peed and his va let, C arry G lass, train er a t Y a le, a rriv e. H elen B lake ask s Speed, w h o has p osed to her as an ath lete, to ra ce a g a in st the C en tip ed e m an . T h e c o w b o y s jo in in the a p p eal to W a lly , and fe a r in g that -H e le n w ill find him out. he con sen ts. He insist, h ow e v e r, that he shall be en tered as an un know n , ligu rin g th a t C o v in g to n w ill a rriv e in tim e to take h is place. F resn o, g le e clu b s in g e r from S ta n fo rd u n iv e rsity an d in love with H elen, tries to d iscre d it Speed w ith the la dies and th e e o w b o y s. Speed and G lass put In the tim e they are su p p osed to be tra in in g p la y in g ca rd s in a seclu d ed spot. T h e co w b o y s tell G la ss it Is up to him to see that S peed w ins the race. W illie , the gu n m an , d e cla re ? the tra in er w ill g o b ack ea st p a ck ed in ice. if Speed fa ils . A te le g ra m co m e s fro m C o v in g to n s a y in g he is in ja il a t O m a h a fo r ten d ays. G la ss in a p a n ic fo r c e s Speed to begin tra in in g in ea rn est. T h e c o w b o y s fo r c e Speed t o eat in the tra in in g q u a rte rs and prepare him a d iet o f v e r y ra re m eat. hardest-looking citizen the easterners had beheld thus far. He was thickset, and burned to the color of a ripe olive; his long, drooping mustaches, tobacco- stained at the center, were bleached at the extremities to a hempen hue. His bristly hair was cut Bhort. and stood aggressively erect upon a bullet bead, his clothes were soiled and greasy beneath a gray coating of dust. A pair of alert, lead-blue eyes and a certain facility of movement belied the drawl that marked his nativity. He removed his hat and bowed at sight of Miss Chapin. "Good evenin’, Miss Jean!" said he. “I hope I find y'all well." "Quite well, Gallagher. And you?” "Tol’able, thank you." "These are my friends from the east.” The Centipede foreman ran his eyes coldly over Jean's companions until they rested upon Speed, where they ment. He vowed that he was done remained. He shifted a lump ln his with false pretenses; henceforth the cheek, spat dexterously, and directed strictest probity should be his. No his remark at the Yale man. "I rode over to see if y'all would like more false poses. Praise won by dis simulation and deceit was empty, any to lay a little mo’ ln this y’ere foot how, and did he escape this once, race. I aliow you are the unknown?” Speed nodded, and Stover took oc heneceforth the world should know J. Wallingford Speed for what he was— casion to ramark: "Them’s our inclinations, but - ’e’ve an average individual, with no uncom mon gifts of mind or body, courage or about gone our limit.” "I don’t blame you none,” said Gal ability. At noon Wally went through the lagher, allowing his gaze to rove slow mockery of a second blood-rare meal, ly from top to toe of the eastern lad. with no cake to follow, and that after No, I cain't blame you none whatever. noon Glass dragged him out under the But I'm terrible grieved at them tid- hot sun, and made him sprint until he in's. Though we Centipede punchers was ready to drop from exhaustion. has ever considered y’all a cheap an’ His supper was wretched, and his fa poverty-ridden outfit, we gives you tigue so great that he fell asleep at credit for bein’ game, till now.” He Miss Blake's side during the evening. spat for a second time, and regarded With the first hint of dawn he was up Stover scornfully. A murmur ran through the cowboys. again, and Friday noon found him ut "We are game," retorted Stover, terly hopeless, when, true to his pre diction, the unexpected happened. In "and for your own good don’t allow no one moment he was raised from the belief to the contrary to become a blackest depths to the wildest trans superstition.” “ Don’t let a Centipede bluff you!” ports of delight. It came in the shape of a telegram which Jean summoned exclaimed Speed. "Cover anything him to the house to receive. He won they offer—give ’em odds. Anything dered listlessly as he opened the mes you don't want, I’ll take, pay or play, sage, then started as if disbelieving money at the tape. We can’t lose." "I got no more money,” said Carara, his eyes; the marks of a wild emotion spread over his features, he burst into removing his handsome bespangled hat, "but I bet my sombrero. 'E’s shrill, hysterical laughter. wort’ two hondred pesos.” “ Do tell us!” begged Roberta. Murphy, the Swede, followed “ Covington—Covington is coming!" Wally felt his head whirl, and failed to quickly. "Aye ban’ send may vages home to note the chaperon's cry of surprise and see the paling of her cheeks. "Cov may ole’ moder, but aye skall bat you ington is coming! Don't you under some.” “ Haven't you boys risked enough al stand?" he shouted. After all, the gods were not deaf! Good old Culver, who ready?” ventured Miss Chapin. “Re had never failed him, was coming as a member, it will go pretty hard with the losers." deliverer. ’’Harder the better,” came a voice. Even in the face of his extraordinary “ Y’all don't have to bet, jest because outburst the attention of the behold ers was drawn to Lawrence Glass I'm h’yar,” gibed Gallagher. “God! I wish I was rich!” exclaimed who caused the porch to shake be neath his feet; who galloped to his Willie. But Miss Ctiapin protested. "You employer, and seizing him by the hands, capered about like a hippopota are two months overdrawn, all of you. mus. My brother won’t advance you any “I told you 'Allah' was some guy,” more." “ Then my man, Lawrence, will take he wheezed. “ When does Covington arrive?” what they can t cover,” offered Speed. "That’s right! Clean ’em good, Wally reread the message. “It says ‘noon Friday.’ Why, that’s today! He’s brothers,” croaked the trainer. "If you’ll step over to the bunk- here now!” “ ’Rah! 'Rah! 'Rah! Covington!” house, Gabby, we’U dig up some per bellowed the trainer, and Mrs. Heap sonal perquisites and family heir looms.” Stover nodded toward his sank to a seat with a stifled moan. “ Why all the ‘Oh joy! Oh rapture! men’s quarters, and Gallagher grinned joyously. stuff?” questioned Berkeley Fresno. "That shore listens like a band from “As Socrates, the Hemlock Kid, would put it, 'Snatched from the where I set. We aim to annex the shadow of the grave,’ ” quoth Glass, wages, hopes, and personal ambitions then paused abruptly. "Say, you don’t of y'all, along with your talkln’-ma- think nothin’ could happen to him on chlne.” the way over from the depot?" "Excuse me.” Willie pushed his way “ I’m so sorry we didn’t know in forward. ‘‘How’s she gettin’ along?” “Fine!” time to meet him, lamented Miss “ You mule-skinners ain’t broke Chapin. “And I could have run over to the her?" "No; we plays her every evenin’.” railroad to bid him welcome,” laughed The li tie man shifted his feet; then Speed. "Twenty miles would do me allowed himself to inquire, as if re good.” Still Bill and Willie approached the garding t'ue habits of some dear de parted friend: “ Have you chose any favorite ree- cords ?” “ We all has our pick. Speakln’ per sonal, I’m stuck on that baggage coach song of Mrs. More’s.” "Mo-ray!’’ Willie corrected. "M-o-r-a! Heleney Mo-ray is the lady’s name.” "Mebbe so. Our foot-runner likes that Injun war-dance best of all.” Ca rara smiled at Cloudy, who nodded, as if pleased by the compliment. Then it was that the Flying Heart spokesman made an inquiry in hushed^ hesitating tones. How do you like "The Holy City?” —he removed his hat, as did those back of him. "As sung by Madam-o- sella Melby?” "Rotten!” Gallasher said promptly, "That'S a bum, for fair." Vera Cruz, Mex., April 21.— Vera Washington, April 21. — Rear Ad Cruz tonight is in the hands of forces miral Fletcher reported to the Navy from the United States warships, but department from Vera Cruz under date the occupation of the port was not ac of 10 p. m. that firing still was in complished without the loss of Ameri progress. There 'was no mention of further casualties. can lives. Four Americans, bluejackets and marines, were killed by the fire of the Mexican soldiers and 20 fell wounded. The Mexican loss is not known, but it is believed to have been close to 200 dead and many wounded. The waterfront, the custom house Paid advertisement. and all important piers, including Washington, April 22.— A dispatch those under the terminal works from OREGON MOSIER which extend the railroads to the cap received here shortly before 11 o’clock Fox Seeks Second Term. ital, have been occupied. All the ter- today said the capture of the entire CHAPTER XIV.— Continued. ritô'ry'arountÎth^ American "consulate city o f, Vera Cruz by the Americans ‘‘They won’t let me. I—I’m sup I hereby announce to the is strongly patrolled and detachments was under way. The dispatch carried posed to keep to myself.” voters of Wasco county, that I hold other sections of the city. no deV*‘ l8’ but additional word was ex- ‘‘They? Who?” The Mexican commander, General P«cted momentarily. un a candidate for the nomin ‘‘Glass added that additional e ispaten ation of county clerk of Wasco Gustave Maas, offered a stubborn re- Miss Blake turned Indignantly upon »¡stance and Jor many hours there was , . „ Larry. ‘‘Do you mean to say Mr. county, Oregon, at the coming Subscriptions taken for fighting in the streets. Toward night- eüy.‘Lruof » ‘*• "7 £ra fron! blg guns, Speed can’t go walking with me?” ‘The republican primaries, May 15, fall it was reported that the main The Prairie, the dispatch “I never said nothing of the sort." Magazines eluded. 1*huelli?* declared the trainer. “ He can go if and if nominated and elected, body of the federal garrison was in re- “ uucu\ , is aidin* .the treat westward. 1the residence section, still held by the Mail orders promptly at he wants to.” I will perform (lie duties of the Rear Admiral Fletcher, in command j ^ ^ ii f an?' c .. , “Just the same, I—oughtn’t to do It. tended to. We will office to the best of my ability, of the United States warships, pre- ?f, earher re: There is a strict routine— “ try to please you and to tiie best interests of the faced his occupation of the port by a P°rAs that « ^ t in g had been renewed A lift of the brows and a courteous taxpayers and citizens in gen demand, through the American consul, ! ‘,n Ve"* C™z was received at the state smile proclaimed Miss Blake's perfect W. W. Canada, for its surrender. | department shortly before 8 o clock Indifference to the t-object, just as Wil eral, and along sound business General Maas promptly declined to ac- is morning, lie sauntered past the open window principles, giving all the people cede to this demand, and shortly after- T e message read. and Bpoke to Glass beneath his»breath: 211 E 2nd St. The Dalles a clean and economical service, ward ten whaleboats were sent off Supported by the big guns of the “ Git her out!” as I have earnestly endeavored from the side of the transport Prairie Atlantic fleet which now occupies a “ I'm so sorry. May 1 show you a loaded with marines. These boats commanding place in the harbor the to do «luring my present ad surprise I brought for you?” She un effected a landing in the neighborhood caPtare of tbe entire city of Vera Cruz wrapped her parcel, and proudly dis ministration. of the custom house before noon, and was e*'un 9*18 morning. played a pallid, anaemic cake garland L. R. FOX. a few minutes later Captain William _______ „ __________ ed with wild flowers. Paid advertisement. R. Rush, of the battleship Florida, Speed was honestly overcome. who was in command of the operations "For me?” aBhore, brought his flag in. “ For you. It isn't even cold yet, For Representation Captain Rush’s men had already j Vera Cruz, April 21.—The Ham see! I made it before breakfast, and I hereby respectfully an taken up their positions. They num burg-American steamer Ypiranga ar it looks even better than the one I Now that it is possible to nounce myself it candidate for bered 150 bluejackets from the Flori rived in port today and signalled the baked at school!” "That's what I cal! fine,” declared joint Representative of the 2Dtli da, 90 marines from the Prairie and flagship, voluntarily placing herself send merchandise by Parcels district consisting of Wasco and 65 marines from the Florida. Later under Rear Admiral Fletcher’s orders. the youth. "By Jove! and I’m so these were augmented by a detach The Ypiranga will stand by and the fond of cake!” Post, we suggest that should Hood River counties. Subject ment from the Utah. “ Have a care!” breathed Larry, ris captain has given his word that he The coming of the American forces to the will o f the republican will not go out beyond hailing distance ing nervously, but Speed paid no at you need anything in the way was not heralded by any great excite tention. voters ¡it (lie primary. If la m ment, but small crowds gathered to tomorrow. _________________ “ Break It with your own hands. of Prescriptions filled. Drugs nominated and elected, I will watch the landing. Soon the blue- \ _ , _ . pleaBo. Besides, it’s too hot to cut.” and marines marched through; C aaets Heady tor nar. or Patent Medicines, that you defend statement number one jackets Miss Blake broke it with her own University of Washington, Seattle, hands, during which operation the and the Initiative and Referen the streets leading from the water- front and along the railroad yards. April 22.—The University of Wash- send to brown face of the man outside reap dum. I will defend the tax Others proceeded to the American ington could, in event of war, furnish peared in the window. At sight of the payers against extravagant and consulate, while still others were de 600 able-bodied men at once from the cake he spoke sharply, and Lawrence unnecessary appropriation. I ployed along the approaches to Central cadet corps to serve as volunteers. lumbered swiftly across the floor and believe in legislative economy, Plaza, in which General Maas had con By the time they could be fully equip laid a heavy hand upon the cake. ped , either by the state or the United The Druggist of Hood River, good roads and their location centrated his men. “ Mr. Speed!” he cried warningly. These maneuvers were effected States, as volunteers, the number by the people and the county “ Here, take your foot off my angel- without opposition, but suddenly Gen would be increased by students not food!” fiercely ordered the youth. But for them. He can send them to control their construction. eral Maas challenged the advance with now enlisted in the university military the other was like adamant. C. H. STRANAIIAN. the first shots—a volley fired from a department. The National Guard of “ Bo, you are about to contest for you cheaper than you can get Puld advertisement. point three blocks from the marines Washington maintains one company of the honor of this ranch! That cake and two blocks south of the main university men on the campus, and will make a bum of you!” (hem id home. plaza. The marines replied immedi these are now ready to take up arms. “ Oh—h !” gasped the author of the Candidate For Sheriff. ately, hut the action ceased in a mo delicacy. To the Voters of Wasco Coun ment. There was a lull for 10 min More Island Marines Embark. “Stop before It is too late!” Glass utes ami then another brief exchange Valllejo, Cal., April 22.- With the held his hungry employer at a dis ty: from the west end of Montesinos striving to make known by a 1 hereby announce that my street, where a federal outpost was hand playing ‘ ‘The Girl I Left Behind tance, Me,” 500 marines, under command of wink the necessity of his act. stationed. name will appear on the pri “ There is absolutely nothing ln my the firing became general, Major John T. Meyers, left Mare cake to Injure any one," Helen ob mary ballot as a candidate for and At at 12:30 Island late today and boarded the bat 1 o'clock the guns of the trans tleship South Dakota, which, with the jected loyally, with lifted chin; where the Democratic nomination for port I’rairie went into action. upon the corpulent trainer turned to Sheriff of Wasco county, if = Prior to this a detachment of blue- collier Jupiter, has received orders to her and said: nominated and elected, 1 prom jackets from the Utah, holding the j sail f!,r San DLie* ° HS ao° " as fu," "Cake would crab any athlete. Cake ise faithful discharge of the ground between the consulate and the « m o m e n t s have embarked. The sa.I- and gals is the limit.” can supply you with any waterfront, opened fire with two of ° f ‘ he two ve8sels was postponed duties of the office to the lies! "Really! I had no idea I was the their three-inch guns. The first shots untl1, » “ • ">• tomorrow. Throngs of thing in Ibis line nl most of my ability. from these pieces were directed P*°Ple <‘t' « ‘red and waved farewells, least bit dangerous." Miss Blake, turn reasonable prices. : : ing to her host, smiled frigidly. “ I’m Dated February 9, 1911. against an ancient tower vhich once whlle tl’t' ba-v c™ft Jolncd ln a contln- so sorry I intruded.” served as a light house. This was oc- UOU8 « l u t e to the departing marines, JAMES H. HARPER. “Now don't say that!” Speed strove cupied by Mexican sharpshooters. (Paid ndv.) to detain her. “ Please don't be of Lieutenant Commander Buchanan. Idaho Militia Ready. fended—I Just have to tpain!” of the Florida, ordered that it be de- Lewiston, Idaho, April 22.— Captain “Of course. And will you pardon me “Would Y’all Like to Lay a Little Mo’ stroyed. Five shots brought the old Jones, of Company F, of the Idaho Announcement. on This Race?” for Interrupting your routine? You Benito Juarez tower down. State Militia, when informed that see, I had no idea 1 wasn’t wanted.” gallery curiously, and in subdued tones To the Republican Voters of The women of the American colony s Governor Haines had telegraphed Pres The Dalles Oregon "But you are, and I do want you! Inquired: Wasco County: in Vera Cruz had already been placed ident Wilson that Idaho desired to be I — ” "What's the matter. Mr. Speed?” Having served as Deputy aboard the chartered steamers Ksper- the first state to offer the services of "Good-by!” She nodded pleasantly "You ain’t been summoned away?” anza and Mexico, but the foreign col her National Guard, «aid: "Company Sheriff for the past seven years ony, especially the American section, F is in first-class condition and is at the door, and left her lover staring Willie stared questioningly upward. “No, no! My running partner Is on I feel that I am thoroughly ac wss greaty augmented this morning ready to go to the front on 24 hours’ after her. When she had gone, he cried, ln a his way here, that's all.” notice. We are recruited to maximum when three trainloads arrived from the quainted with (lie duties o f tlu trembling voice: "You’re a fine yap, "Running pardner?" office of Sheriff, tllicl (lint I tun c\Piul- 8om‘‘ of remained strength and our waiting list is grow you are! She got up early to do some “ Culver Covington.” , | .. i «• . i .. anhore, but mnnv wer*» taken aboard ing rapdly. ” thing nice for me. and you Insulted OF “Oh, we was afraid something had capable of comhictin« stud of- j th„ steam(,r!> So ag as oan can be her! You wouldn't even let me sit happened. You see, Gabby Gallagher lice, and I therefore IIIUOUIICC learned none of the refugees was Idaho Militia Offered. and hold her hand!" has just blowed in from the Centipede myself as a candidate for Slier jured Boise, Idaho, April 19.— When dis "No palm-readin'.’’ Speed turned to to rftise our bets.” iff. subject to the will and patches were shown him today which behold his trainer ravenously devour “We think it's a bluff, and we'd like Rebels Sot To Join Huerta. indicated that war with Mexico was ing the cake, and dashed to its rescue. to call him.” wishes of Hi»' Republican voters Represents the combined tests of said county to he expressed Agua Prieta — “ No matter what imminent,Governor Haines telegraphed “ It's heavier than a frog full of "Do so, by all means!" cried the I excited athlete. "Come on, let's all comes of the Tampico incidents, the President Wilson that Idaho desired to buckshot. You won't like It. Cul." at the primary election in May. and investigation o f hundreds he the first state to offer the services ” It^ perfectly delicious!” came the talk to him!” 191 I. and if elected I promise "orstitutionalists cannot atTord to join choking answer. The entire party, with the exception of the foremost Orchards in the a faithful compliance with the Huerta,” declared Francisco Elias, of her National Guard. “Then get back of them curtains, of Mrs. Keap, trooped down from the president o f the Sonora war and land duties of the office. Willie 'd shoot on sight." porch and followed the foreman out 173 Given Up .4* Lost. country. No freaks or untried | tax committee ami spokesman for eon- And that morning the prisoner Idled toward the sheds, where, in the midst GLENN (). ALLEN St. Johns, N. F .—After two weeks' ; ftitutionalists along the border in this tools are found between its cov (Paid adv.) i vicinity. "In my opinion Huerta is search for the missing sealer Southern about the premises, followed at a dis of a crowd of ranchhands, a burly, | tslang this stand he has announced in Cross, the steamer Kyle has returned tance by his guard. He could cot bear loud-mouthed Texan was discoursing. ers. You may depend absolute “I do wish Jack were here," said The Southern Cross, with to read the future; anything seemed :he belief that the people w>ll flock to to port. possible Time and again he cursed Jean nervously, on the way. For Representative. j his standard when he proclaims him her crew of 173 men has been finally ly upon the practicability of that spirit of braggadocio, that Gabby Gallagher seemed a fitting I hereby announce myself as self a patriotic martyr standing alone given up as lost. thoughtless lack of moral scruple, leader for such a desperate crew as every tool shown and the a Republican candidate for «gainst the allied United Sta’ os and which ttad led him into this predica-' that of the Centipede, for he was the constitutionalist forces," he said. Tiro Airships Hurried. Franz money hack guarantee is Representative from the twen Washington, D. C., April 19.—Or ty-ninth district, subject to the .4 dipose Vexes Edison. ders were sent late tonight by Secre ANIMAL AND FLOWER RESERVE as a fauna and flora reserve and it Is hack of the quality. will of the voters, to l>e ex West Orange. N. J. - Thomas A Ed- tary Daniels for the sending of two now suggested that the area should be ¡son, Mrs. Edison. Miss Madeline Edi hydroplanes with the torpedo-boat flo Kangaroo Island for a Preservation Considerably increased. Certain islands pressed at the May Primary Send for it Today. son ami Theodore and Charles Edison tilla from Pensacola. Fla. in various lakes have been set apart of Australian Species of Election. If nominated and returned to their home. Llwellyn Park, as bird sanctuaries, close seasons for Wild Life. . elected I pledge myself to ad Municipal Store Fails. after a stay of six weeks at the Edison Mail or phone orders are giv different kinds of birds are proclaimed vocate and work for economy, winter place in Fort Meyer, Fla. Chicago -Chicago's municipal store, Kangaroo island, whtilh it « Is is situated and in Tarious othet* ways - Sorts are en prompt attention. Mr. Edison, several pounds heavier opener! February 1 to furnish supplies some six hours' steaming from Ade made to prevent the destruction of the dcccncv, more littéral laws for the collection o f taxes, and the than when he left, said to one of his to the poor at cost, is a failure and laide. the capital of South Australia, is native fauna and flora. Recently the attention of the South extension, perfection and per friends as he greeted him at the sta will he closed at the end of April. In regarded as an ideal place in which in Newark : making this announcement Joseph to preserve permanently anima! and Australian commission of crown lande petuation of the “ Oregon Sys tion "A vacation is a lazy thing and Meyers, county agent, said the sales botanical aperies distinctive of the was drawn to the desirableness of pro tem." keeps a fellow down so much that he have averaged only a few dollars a day Australian cent lent At present 175 tecting the opossum, which he had sa J. K. ANDERSON. has to put on weight whether he wants and the there was not enough demand square mile« on the island are utilized [ curtained ls now being destroyed in Paid advertisement. I to or n ot." for the enterprise to maintain it. S. F. G O S S MORE MEN LAND; CITY IS SHELLED Books, Stationery, Office Supplies Pifer & Company DRUGS? GERMAN LINER MAKES NO ATTEMPT TO LAND ARMS SU RE! C h a s.N . C larke L. COMINI The Tombstone ===== Man TRY HIM ANI) HE CONVINCED FRANZ’S CATALOG ORCHARD SPECIALTIES E. A. FRANZ CO. HOOD RIVER, ORE60N t„ tT O B E C O N T IN U E D .) Undiscovered Interior. A magazine editor recently return ed a story to an aspiring contribu tor. Immediately the latter wrote an In dignant letter to him, saying that be fore sending her manuscript she had slightly pasted together several of the inner pages. When the story was returned to her It was in Its original condition. She had always suspected editors of neglecting their duties; now she was sure of their careless ness, for her own story had not been read. To all th!s, the much berated man made reply: "Dear Madam: At break: -M, when I find that an egg Is bad. I do not have to eat the whole of It to make sure.”—The Sunday Maga zine. Tea Reveals Oil Field. Th“ discoverer of oil in Papua. British New Guinea, was the result ol a native boy being whipped for plao I t ; kerosene ln a miner's tea. The youth declared his innocence and led the miner to the well from which the water had been taken. It was found that the surface of the water was completely covered with the source of which is be ing developed into a huge commen cial enterprise. large numbers for the sake of its skin, for which there is a great market. To prevent the wholesale destruc tion of the marsupial and also to give power to the state government to pro tect other native animals from time to time as occasion may require, the com mission has directed that a bill shall be prepared for introduction into par liament at an early date to provide for the protection of wild animals. "Good men gone wrong,” are usually only bad men discovered