Mosier bulletin., August 29, 1913, Image 3

Make Your Own Gas.
PO U LTR Y A N D GAME
A cetylene gives a pure w h ite lig h t,
in which all a rticles show in th e ir true
f a n g t t j o a fa n e j p ric e s fo r W ild D ucks
colors th e sam e as in th e su n lig h t, and
■iv* o th e r grama in season. W rite u s for
burns in b urners consum ing about hall
c a sh offer on all k in d s of p o u ltry , p o rk . etc.
a foot of gas p er hour, each burner
P earson-P age Co., P ortland giv in g fo rth some 20 candle power
lig h t. The gas is obtained by adding
w ater to calcium carbide, w hich is ob­
tained by fu sin g to g eth er ground coke
W a t s o n E . C o le m a n ,
P ate n t lo w y e r.W a aljiD K lo u
and lime.
D.C. A dvice an d t-ooks free
The use of gasoline gas has become
R ates reasonable. H ig h est refe re n c e s. B est se rv ic e s
q u ite common for sm all to m edium ­
sized plants. I t is a m ix tu re of gaso­
S econd-H and M achin­
ery b o u g h t, sold and line vapor and air, th e pure vapor be­
_
e x c h an g ed : e n g in e s , in g im pra tic e l to burn on account of
boilers, saw m ills, e tc . T he J . E . M artin Co.. 83 1st
a high pressure being required. W hile
B t. P o rtla n d . S end for S to ck L ist an d prices.
th e gasoline is considered som ewhat
dangerous to handle, neglect and care­
lessness a re a larg e facto r in the m at
te r and common carefulness will ren ­
P o r t l a n d , O reg on
R e sid e n t a n d D a y S c h o o l for G irls d er th e gasoline safe to handle. There
I n c h a rg e o f S in ter» o f 8 t..T ohn B a p tis t (Episcopal) are differen t grades o f gasoline fot
Collegiate, Academlo a n d E lem en tary D ep artm en ts, sale, and th a t used fo r gas machines
Ifsa lc . A rt, E locatloo, Dom estic A rt, Domestic Sciencs,
Bym aeaicm .
l o r c a ta lo g addro»»—
should have a specific g ra v ity o f 8t
T U E S I b T U | S U P E R IO R . O ffice 30
for sum m er use and 88 fo r w inter.
t » f f U ( k>ua H a i l
Many people who live outside the
lim its o f th e gas com panies’ lines do
not use gas, says F arm and Home, be
cause they fail to realize how cheap!}
the acetylene or gasoline m achines cai
installed and a t how sm all an ex
BU SIN ESS COLLEGE. be
pense they o p erate as com pared w ith
W A S H IN G T O N ( / T E N T H S T S
o th er form s o f lig h tin g and cooking
PORTLAND. ORE^ The ex p erim en t once tried , th ey art
su rprised to find o a t th a t it is ju s t as
p ractical as independent w a te r works
of
or steam o r hot w ater h eatin g . Th
633-535 C h am b er o f Com m erce B u ild in g
p a rty who has one o f these individual
PORTLA N D , OREGON
gas plants is e n tire ly independent
A school fo r th e te a c h in g o f T e leg rap h y u n d e r
running his a p p aratu s when and how
th e personal s u p erv isio n o f th e p ro p rie to r, A .
E . M yers, e x p e rt te le g ra p h e r. D ay and n ig h t
he pleases.
sessions. TE R M S : C ourses in ea sy m o n th ly
PATENTS
Machinery
St. Helens H a ll
MÆ S
M. &, M. SCHOOL TELEGRAPHY
in sta llm e n ts, e n a b lin g you to ta k e u p a w ell-
p aid p ro fessio n a t little cost. W rite fo r full
p a rtic u la rs.
Mai« 57I4N
H ours, 10 a. m . to 6 p. ra.,
o r by a p p o in tm e n t
DR. JOSEPH ROANE
Ch ir op ra ct or
SPIN A L ADJUSTMENTS
S cientific T re a tm e n t o f all A c u te and C hronic
D iseases. L icensed P ra c titio n e r. S u ite 424-6-7
^rcad^B uilding^eattle^^^^^^^^^^^^^.
K Hand-Power Stump Puller
E A S Y TE R M S.
Walter J. Fitzpatrick.
Washington Hotel Aastx,
Seat;'.«
E stablished al W oodburn in 1S63
OLDEST,
q u a li ti e s
d i s t i n g u is h
W o o d b u rn f ru it
t r e e s fro m o th e r "
f r u it t r e e s i r i P e r ­
f e c t h e a lt h , a b ­
s o lu te re lia b ility
m o d e r a te p ric e
BEST STOCKED
NURSERY IN
THE WEST.
SO YEARS
CAREFUL, CON­
SCIENTIOUS
SERVICE TO
PLANTERS.
WRITE TODAY
FOR LIST.
C ro w n w it h o u t
ir rig a t io n
THE WOODBURN NURSERIES
W O O D B U R N . O R EG O N
«RAWER C T
Y.M.C.A.SSCH00LS
50 MEN TEACHERS.
75 COURSES.
GYMNASIUMS.
SWIMMING.
Course—
The Modern Farmer’s Daughter.
O f course, g irls on farm s can be
ju s t as independent as g irls in c itie s—
m ore so, in fa c t— and h ealth ie r and
h ap p ier in the b arg ain . They are not
lim ited to shop, facto ry or office for
paying em ploym ent.
I know o f one
g irl who raises pedigreed dogs, w rites
one of th ese g irls in F arm and Home.
I have heard of o thers who ra ise q ual­
ity cats, canaries, poultry, S hetland
ponies—g irls who sew, nurse, pickle
and preserve, bake, raise garden stuff
o r sm all fru its — g irls who a re sa tis­
facto rily employed in m aking a living,
and in cidentally fittin g them selves to
be tru e helpm ates when th e rig h t man
comes along.
W a te r in blu ln tr is ad u lte ra tio n . G lass a n d w a ­
te r m a k e liquid b lu e co stly . B u y R od C rosa BaU
Blue, m ake» clo th es w h ite r th a n snow .
F a ls e E c o n o m y .
Mrs. P earl W hite, o f M ichigan,
w ritin g to F arm and Home, has this
to say on th e su b ject o f women prac­
ticin g false economy: “ Many a wo­
man w ill walk h a lf a m ile o r m ore to
borrow a p a tte rn th a t is n o t even th e
rig h t size, tru stin g to h e r in g en u ity
and good sense to m ake it fit, b u t the
chances are th a t th e tim e alone w hich
she could save would m ore th an equal
the 10-cent exp en d itu re fo r a new p a t­
tern , besides securing a b e tte r fit and
style, and considerable sav in g of
n e rv e s.”
When Your Eyes Need Care
T ry M urine E y e R em edy. N o S m a rtin g — F e e ls
F in e — A c ta Q uick ly . T ry i t fo r R ed , W eak,
W ate ry E y e s a n d G ra n u la te d E y elid s. Illu s ­
tr a te d B ouk in e a c h P a c k a g e .
M urine is
compounded b y o u r Oculists—not a “P a te n t Med­
icino” —but used In successful Physicians’ Prao-
PORTLAND, OREGON
$500,000 EQUIPMENT.
M others w ill fln<J M rs. W in slo w s Soothing
Byrup the b s t rem edy to use ‘ot th e ir children
d u rin g th e te e th in g p e rio d .
LIBRARIES.
Day school fee, 6 no*.
C om m ercial.............................................. $ 50.00
S h o r th a n d ................................................ 60.00
A u to m o b ile ............................................... 51.00
W ireless T e le g ra p h y ............................. 50.00
T e le g ra p h y an d T ra in D e s p a tc h in g 25.00
E le c tric a l E n g in e e r in g ........................ 60.00
Civil S e rv ic e ............................................. 25.00
C ollege P r e p a ra to ry ...........
40.00
Boy« M o m en tary S chool...................... 25.00
P lu m b in g ................................................... 25.00
C a r p e n t r y ................................................ 15.00
M in in g an d A s s a y in g ........................... 30.00
P h a r m a c y ................................................ 30.00
M echanical E n g i n e e r i n g .................... 25.00
O th e r c o u rs e s ........................... $2.00 to 150.00
S end fo r F ree Illu s tra te d C atalogue.
CENTRAL Y.M.C. A., PORTLAND, OR.
The Reason.
Uce f o r m an y y ea rs. Now d ed icate d to t h e P u b ­
lic a n d so ld by Druggist s a t 25c a n d 50c p e r B ottle.
M u rin e E y e Halve in A se p tic T u b e s, 2ac a n d 60c.
M u r in e E ye R e m e d y C o ., C h io a g o
Plenty of Grandfathers.
L ittle H elen ’s fa th e r had been look­
ing up his genealogical tre e , and fre ­
quently spends h is leisu re evenings
poring over papers from th e various
historical societies re la tiv e to th e
m a tte r. One day w hile H elen was
p laying w ith h er little frien d s, a
childish disp u te arose as to w hich was
th e b est looking. H elen, alm o st in
te a rs, blu rted o u t: “ W ell, A lice may
be th e p re ttie st, and D orothy has the
nicest dresses, b u t I have sheets of
g ra n d fa th e rs a t hom e.”
* Cures While You Walk
A lle n ’s F o o t-E a s e is a c e r t a in c u re f o r h o t ,
s w e a tin g , c a llu s , a n d sw ol le n , a c h in g feet. Sold
by a l l D ru g g is ts . P r ic e 25e. D o n ’t a c c e n t a n y
s u b s t itu t e . T r ia l p a c k a g e F R E E . A d d re s s
A lie n s , O lm s te d , L e k o y , N. Y .
.
Sickroom Screen.
Dead men te ll no tales, which is
A screen in th e sickroom is alm ost
why so many widows find it easy to
indispensable, for it is needed to keep
m arry a g ain .— S m art Set.
lig h t from th e p a tie n t’s eyes, to guard
th e bed from d ra fts, or sh u t o u t the
sig h t o f m edicine bottles and so forth.
An ex cellen t sa n ita ry screen is made
by ta c k in g w h ite oilcloth on to a
fram e, th en p a in tin g on in oil a p re tty
scene, as birds o r b utterflies. These
screens can be w ashed as o fte n as
necessary.
“ Back on
the Jo b ”
again and very quickly,
too, if you will only let
Hostetter’s Stomach Bit­
ters help the digestion to
becom e norm al, k eep
the liver active and the
bowels free from consti­
pation. These are abso­
lutely necessary in order
to maintain health. Try
it today but be sure it’s
HOSTETTER’S
Stumach Bitters
Constipation causes many serious
diseases. I t is thoroughly cured by
Doctor P ierce’s P leasan t P ellets. One
a laxative, th ree for cath artic.
What Shall I Give Her.
I f funds are low and a wedding
p resen t is a necessity to a friend,
m ake h er a “ m em ory” book—o r books
— covering stiff-backed blank book*
w ith w h ite sa tin o r p re tty silk . In­
side have th e title s indexed— books,
business, addresses, C hristm as lists,
garden lists, in v itatio n s, new dishes.
A companion book can be m ade and
filled w ith “ ow n” trie d recip es from
friends.
Useful Life.
Any C h ristian s p irit w orking kindly
in its little sphere, w h atev er i t may
be, w ill find its m oral life too short
fo r its v a st m eans o f u sefu ln ess.—
C harles D ickens.
An Enviable Record
969
S tudents registered durim r the p a st year; the largest num ber in
th e history of o ur school.
1 d A 7 Calls for office help last year. This Is th e b ir r e s t demand for
f
help ever recorded in th e history o f any eoli***« in the N orth­
w est. and affords us an excellent opportunity to G uarantee positions to our
G ra d u a te s.
W rite a s a t once for Information concernine our courses: Bookkeeping.
Shorthand. Penm anship. Typew riting. Telegraphy.
BUSINESS COLLEGE
I. M. WAIKCR. PrcwdM t.
re«arth SC, N ear M orrison, P o rtlan d . O r.
POWERS WOULD
SWAY HUERTA
Mexicans Fear Effect of Mes­
sage by Wilson.
Effort Is Made for Further Delay—
Mexico In Financial Straits
and Troops Mutinous.
W ashington, D. C .—G reat B ritain ,
F rance and Ja p a n are am ong the coun­
trie s who have interposed th e ir in­
fluence upon th e H u e rta a d m in istra­
tion in Mexico in su pport of th e efforts
of th e U n ited S ta te s to b rin g about a
peaceful se ttle m e n t of the revolution.
W hile a d m in istratio n officials are
sile n t reg a rd in g th is phase of th e s itu ­
atio n , th e re w as a lively in te re st m an­
ife st in diplom atic circles here as to
th e probable effect of foreign presaure
on th e H u e rta governm ent.
I t w as learned th a t th e M exican au­
th o ritie s hoped
P re sid e n t
W ilson
would not read his m essage to con­
g ress as he had planned, and showed a
disposition to prolong th e n egotiations.
U nless some tan g ib le ov ertu re, how­
ever, is received from th e H u e rta offi­
cials in d icatin g a desire to accept the
fundam ental proposals o f th e U nited
S tates, th e P re sid e n t w ill proclaim to
congress and to the world the a ttitu d e
of th is governm ent tow ard th e south­
ern republic.
The fa c t th a t diplom ats from some
o f th e very countries which not only
have form ally recognized H u erta, but
whose bankers h ith e rto have floated
loans fo r him , are u sin g th e ir in­
fluence on th e Mexican a d m in istration
is calculated to produce som ething defi­
n ite shortly.
Official rep o rts to th e S ta te d e p a rt­
m en t show th e H u e rta regim e to be in
d esp erate financial s tra its w ith little
prospect o f g e ttin g funds anyw here to
m eet th e running expenses o f the gov­
ern m en t o r pay its troops, already re s­
tiv e because o f d eferred paym ents.
So im p o rta n t is th is aspect o f the
situ a tio n regarded th a t an a ir of in­
ten se expectancy p revail in official c ir­
cles, w here it is believed th a t some
pronouncem et w ill be forthcom ing
from Mexico C ity before P resid en t
W ilson finally d eterm in es to com m uni­
cate his m essage to congress.
The insistence of th e U nited S tates
on a co n stitu tio n al election and the
elim ination o f H u e rta w as re ite ra te d
positively by ad m in istratio n officials—
a position which Mr. Lind had been
in stru cted to em phasize.
Only con­
cessions by th e H u erta governm ent it
is believed here, w ill now persuade
P resid en t W ilson to hold up the p re­
sen tatio n o f his m essage.
WRITERS EXPLORE CHICAGO
BUMPER CROP NOW IN SIGHT
Transportation Officials Say Out­
look in Northwest Is O. K.
Portland — R ailroad officials, uner­
rin g crop prophets, are unanim ous in
the opinion th a t crops in all parts of
O regon, W ashington and Idaho are
larg e and o f excellent quality.
W heat yield w ill be abundant. All
inform ation in th e hands of the ra il­
roads, deducted from daily reports
from all sections and from personal
trip s of inspection, points to this.
L ast week W illiam M cM urray, gen­
eral passenger ag en t o f th e O.-W . R.
& N ., m ade a to u r of th e Inland E m ­
pire. H e retu rn ed en th u siastic over
the g re a t harvests.
“ I never saw more prom ising indi­
cations o f prosperity, ” said Mr. Mc­
M urray.
“ I w as told th a t th e yield
would be one o f the heav iest known.
A nother th in g -th a t im pressed me was
th e easiness o f th e money m ark et
th roughout th is d is tric t.
“ The people o f th e tow ns w ere
spending money freely, and th e farm
ers w ere figuring on w in ter tours to
C alifornia. T h at is an index of good
crops as in fallible as the g rain in the
fields.
“ As to w heat, I never saw it b e tte r.
T here w as w heat everyw nere. You
could feel ‘fine crops’ in the a ir .”
An O.-W . R. & N. tra v e lin g passen­
g e r ag en t who has ju s t retu rn ed from
th e rem ote sections o f
U m atilla,
U nion, B aker, G ran t and W allowa
counties, brought th e sam e o p tim istic
rep o rt o f larg e yields.
“ In both th e irrig a te d and dry fa rm ­
ing sections crops could hardly be b et­
t e r ,” he said.
“ T hroughout the
w heat ra isin g d is tric ts of Oregon
crops will be im mense.
“ In U m atilla county around Pendle­
ton they are ta k in g out one of the
la rg e st crops ever harvested there. In
the John D ay valley and about Baker,
the sam e is tru e. One m an n ear B ak­
e r has o ats th a t run 100 bushels to the
acre. In another field w heat goes 65
bushels to the acre, and a man w ith 55
acres of a lfa lfa has tak en an average
yield o f five tons to th e acre.
“ In E astern O regon th e w h eat crop
w ill be n e a r the reco rd .”
Crop rep o rts reaching R. B. Miller,
traffic m anager of the sam e road, in­
d icate large yields. T he railroad is
m aking p rep aratio n s to park an un­
usually larg e num ber o f fre ig h t cars
to move the crop. T h ree thousand ad­
ditional boxcars alone in new equip­
m ent w ill be available th is season,
m aking any car shortage unlikely.
J . T. H ardy tra v e lin g fre ig h t and
passenger ag en t for th e N orth Bank
road, has ju s t retu rn ed from C entral
Oregon. H e said th a t crops th ere
would be up to the high standard set
by o th er points in the N orthw est.
John S tu a rt Mills, special w rite r for
the O .-W . R. & N ., has retu rn ed from
a tr ip through the Y akim a valley in
W ashington w ith rep o rts as optim istic
as those from o th er sections.
PEOPLE BUILD
BETTER ROADS
350,000 Volunteers Improve
Missouri Thoroughfares
Women and Children Also Help—
Governor’s Proclamation Brings
$1,000,000 Worth Benefits.
K ansas C ity, Mo. — Stum ps w ere
eradicated, hills w ere reduced and
w herever bad roads ex isted new and
su b stan tial grad in g resulted th rough­
o u t M issouri, when 350,000 or m ore
volunteer roadw orkers o f all classes
and statio n s in life joined w ith vim in
G overnor M ajor’s good roads program .
I t w as th e first day of a two d ay s’
cam paign of volunteer road building,
inaugurated by the governor and ex­
pected to m ean $1, 000,000 in road b e t­
term en ts to M issouri w ith o u t a cent of
actual money cost to th e sta te . W ives
o f v isitin g governors an i women and
th e ir d aughters in every county in the
w estern section joined in th e w ork,
feeding, carry in g w a te r o r o therw ise
helping the men. B usiness w as p rac­
tically suspended in many localities.
This, the first state-w id e m ovem ent
in favor of b e tte r roads, w as expected
to be not only an epoch in th e develop­
m ent of M issouri, b u t an exam ple th a t
would be follow ed by o th e r s ta te s and
thus lead to a general im provem ent o f
highw ays all over the U n ited S tates.
“ L e t ours be the b an n er co u n ty ,”
w as the slogan of every com m unity.
G overnor and Mr. H odges, o f K an­
sas, cam e to M issouri to g ive th e ir ac­
tiv e support to the w ork. They w ere
g u ests of G overnor and Mrs. M ajor.
The tw o governors donned th e ir over­
alls, and s e ttin g out from Jeffersom
C ity, w ere am ong the first to g e t on
the field o f action.
M rs. Hodges
aided in serv in g to th e w orkers fried
chicken w hich had been prepared by
Mrs. Major.
W omen took an im p o rta n t p a r t in
th e cam paign. The 6000 m em bers o f
the Missouri F ederation o f W om en’s
Clubs aided th e m ovem ent in every
way possible, and thousands o f fa rm ­
e r s ’ w ives and o th er women p rep ared
and served m eals to th e w orkers.
“ I t has been one o f the g re a te s t
days o f my li f e ,’” said G overnor Ma­
jo r. “ A s a boy I trav eled o v er noth­
ing but bad roads. I m ade up my
mind then if I ever g o t a chance I
would do all I could fo r b e tte r h ig h ­
w ays. The governor o f A rk an sas has
notified me he has s e t aside S eptem ber
2 and 3 for road w ork and I am happy
a t the re s u lts .”
“ I intend to fix two road days when
I re tu rn hom e,” said G overnor Hod­
ges. “ It is rem ark ab le how many
have responded to G overnor, M ajo r’s
proelam aion. ”
Joy-Makers, Enroute to Conven­ HOOKWORM IS BIG PROBLEM GEORGE ALEXANDER KILLED
tion, Note Peculialities.
Scientists and Educators Open In­ Automobile Accident Is Fatal to
B ig tow n; p ig tow n;
Type Foundry M anager..
F in e tow n; sw ine tow n;
ternational Hygiene Congress.
Considerate.
rRAlSES the DOUGH
My little b ro th er W illiam had been
stay in g up ra th e r late and w ent to bed
w ith o u t saying his prayers.
M other
said to h im : “ Why, W illie, I ’m su r­
prised a t you! You haven’t said your
p ra y e rs.” “ Aw, g e e !” he answ ered;
“ w h at's the use o f w aking th e Lord
up a t this hour o f the n ig h t? ” — C hi­
cago Journal.
J Better than other [
f p ro d u cin g tig h t, dain ty ,
'CRESCENT
BAKING
POWDER
h ig h g ra d e a n d I W E N T
I m o d era te in p ric e — I
B aking
f 25c lb. tin a t g ro c ers.!
I C r.K sat Mfs. Co .3 s .ttL ) lpowde *
Diplomat.
Sne— “ Jack , when we are m arried,
I m ust have th ree s e rv a n ts .” H e—
“ You shall have tw enty, d ear— but
not all a t the sam e tim e .” — A nsw ers.
Facts in Nature
R c e n tu rie s : t h as b een k n o w n t h a t N a tu r e 's m o s t v a lu a b le h e a lth g iv ­
in g a g e n ts f o r th e c u re o f d is e a s e a r e fo u n d in o u r A m erican fo re s ts .
O v e r f o r ty y e a rs a g o D r. R. V. P ie rc e , c h ie f c o n su ltin g p h y sician to th e Invalids*
H o te l an d S u rg ic a l I n s titu te a t B uffalo, N .Y ., u s e d th e pow d ered e x tr a c ts a s w a ll Ml
th e liquid e x t r a c t s o f n a tiv e m e d ic in al p la n ts , s u c h a s B loodroot a n d Q u e e n 's ro o t.
G olden S eal a n d S to n e ro o t. C h e r ry b a rk a n d M an d rak e , f o r th e CUTS 0$ blood
d ise a se s. T h is p re s c r ip tio n a s p u t u p in liquid fo rm w as c alle d •—
P
D R . P IE R C E ’S
Q olden M e s c a l D iscovery
a n d h a s e n jo y e d a la rg e sa le f o r a ll th e s e y e a rs in e v e ry d ru g s to re in th e
lan d . Y ou c an n.nv o b ta in th e p o w d e re d e x tr a c t in su g a r-c o a te d ta b le t fo rm o f '
y o u r m e d ic in e d e a le r , o r pen«! 60c in o n e -c e n t p o sta g e s ta m p s f o r tria l b o x to»1
. P ie rc e ’s In v a lid s ’ H o te l, B uffalo, N .Y ., a n d ta b le ts w ill b e m ailed, p o sta g e p re p a id .
T h e “ G olden M edical D isco v ery ” m a k e s ric h , r e d blood, in v ig o ra te s t h e
sto m a ch , liv e r an d bow els a n d th ro u g h th e m th e w hole sy ste m . S kin
affections, b lo tc h e s, boils, p im p le s an d e ru p tio n s —r e s u lt o f b ad blood
—a r e e ra d ic a te d b y th is a lte r a tiv e e x tr a c t—a s th o u san d s h a v e te stifie d .
S e n d 3 1 o n e c e n ! s ta m p s t o p a y c o s t o f m a ilin g o n ly o n a fr e e c o p y o f D r.
C
~ o m m o n S e n s e M ed ic a l A d v ise r, 1 0 0 8 p a g e s , c lo t h b o o n d
A D D R E S S D R . R . V . P IE R C E , B U F F A L O , N . Y .
F ierce’s
j-:?>
ifWEVrw »-»fjii r o g a .
One Limit He Dare Not Pass.
Protection Against Bores.
“ As a gen eral proposition, I care
little for the p lau d its or criticism s of
my fellow m en,” sta te d P ip Maudlin,
the blase young clubm an of Skeedee.
“ While I am not defiant of public
opinion, I am to a g re a t e x te n t in d if­
fe re n t to it.
B ut, try as I m ay, I
have never been able to persuade m y­
self th a t my fe e t a re sm all enough to
p erm it me to w ear w hite shoes w ith ­
out v iolating th e law s of physical
prosody.”
Paley, th e theologian, had an ingen-
ious m ethod o f w arding off the time-
w aster. W hen thin k in g out a prob­
lem he betook him self to the river
bank w ith a fishing rod. He never
really fished, but he found that people
who th o u g h t nothing o f d istu rb in g his
thoughts would keep a t a distance so
as not to d istu rb the fish.
To give
color to th e ruse he had his portrait
p ainted w ith fishing rod in hand.
Where the “ Space” Was.
Two little sisters, ju s t prom oted,
w ere com paring teachers. Helen said
she did not like her new teacher. "I
have to like my te a c h e r,” spoke up
little Mabel. " I t is w ritte n on th#
b lackboard: ‘Love your enem ies’ ”
Literal Obedience.
You know how crowded a second­
hand fu rn itu re sto re is, alw ays piled
high w ith odds and ends of household
goods. W ell, th e re is such a shop on
th e South side, in a one-story shack,
which th e o th er day posted th is sign
in the w indow: “ Space F or R e n t.”
Off Color.
j “ I suppose,” rem arked a m an who
T he m an who lets every little trou­
was parsing, " th e r e m ust be a v acan ­ ble keep him feeling blue m ust have a
cy under one of th e ta b le s .” — K ansas stre a k o f yellow. — Chicago Record-
C ity S tar.
H erald.
Don’t b u y w a ter fo r b’ul..ar. Liquid blue ¡5 a l­
m o st all w ater. B u y Bed Cross Ball blue, the
Vlue th a t’« all blue.
Editor Willing to Retract.
"L o o k here, Mr. E ditor, ” exclaim ed
an ira le caller, "y o u re fe rre d to me
y esterd ay as a reform ed drunkard.
You m ust apologize, o r I ’ll sue your
p aper fo r ttb e l.” “ Very well, s i r ,”
replied th e ed ito r. “ I ’ll re tra c t the
sta te m e n t cheerfully.
I ’ll say you
haven’t re fo rm e d .”
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Ready for Reception.
A nnoyed by a notice th a t th e local
sa n ita ry com m ittee w ere going to in*
sp ect his cowhouse, a D orset (E n g ­
land) fa rm e r spread linoleum over the
floor o f the building, displayed h e a rth ­
rugs in convenient positions, hung the
w alls w ith pictures and a m irro r, and
installed a harm onium .
W hen the
com m ittee arriv ed he gravely invited
them to w ipe th e ir fe e t on th e door
m a t before en terin g .
San P’rancisco— In an autom obile
Peace tow n; g rease tow n;
Buffalo, N. Y .— S c ien tists and edu­ accident n ear San M ateo ^George L.
R eal to w n ; squeal tow n;
cators from all p a rts of the world as­ A lexander, of th is c ity , fo rm erly of
T h a t’s all I know ’bout Chicago.
sem bled here Monday fo r th e fourth
Chicago—T hus did Dixon M erritt, in te rn a tio n a l congress on school hy­ Portland, O r., was killed and J . S.
o f th e N ashville B anner, d eleg ate to giene. The delegates num bered about A ndrew s and Mrs. J . S p a u ld in g and
th e A m erican press h u m o rists’ conven­ 2000. W elcome w as extended by dis­ Mrs. S. J . S m ith, o f O a k lan d , w ere
tion, epitom ize Chicago. Mr. M erritt, tinguished re p resen tativ es of th e N a­ injured. Mr. A lexander, w lio w as P a ­
cific C oast m anager o f th e A m erican
w ith humorous w rite rs of o th e r new s­ tion, s ta te and city.
. T ype P lu n d e rs ’ Company, w as killed
papers, is en route to P eoria, w here
“ Those who engage in the work of alm ost in stan tly .
Mr. A le x a n d e r a t
Work.
th e convention w ill be held in the hum an u p lif t,” S ecretary W illiam B.
home tow n o f G eorge F itc h , of “ Si- W ilson, o f th e L abor dep artm en t, told one tim e w as m anager o f th e P ortland
T he beauty o f w ork depends upon
branch
o
f
th
e
com
pany,
an
d
his
broth-
w ash ” and “ V est P ocket E ssay ” th e delegates, on b ehalf of P resid en t
the w ay we m eet i t —w h e th e r we arm
; e r is present m an ag er o f th e S pokane ourselves each m orning to a tta c k it a«
fam e.
Wilson and congress, “ are frequently branch.
The hum orists, an app elation they looked upon as dream ers, b u t the
an enem y th a t m ust be vanquished be­
The accident w as th e resu lt o f an fore n ig h t comes, or w h eth er we open
them selves adm itted, w ere given an dream ers of today a re the p ractical
effort
o
f
an
o
th
er
c
ar
to
pass.
autom obile ride around th e boulevard men of tom orrow .
our eyes w ith the Bunrise to welcome
You have your
system and a fte rw a rd a luncheon.
dream s, and out of those dream s will THINKS AMERICANS DIVIDED i t as an approaching frien d who will
E d g ar A. G uest, who w orks dili­ come a m ore p erfect manhood and
m ake us feel a t evening th a t th e day
g en tly on th e nin th floor o f the D e­ womanhood fo r fu tu re generations.
w as well w orth its fa tig u e s. — Lucy
tr o it F re e P ress building w elding hu­ School hygiene is one o f the g re a t Huerta Intimates Wilson Is Not Larcom. _________________
Racked Up By People.
m or into a column called " B re a k fa s t problem s o f m an k in d .”
“Jarndyce and Jarndyce.”
C h a t” fo r th a t new spaper, declined to
W ashington, D. C .— In tim a tio n s a re
School buildings and th e ir equip­
Seven years ago a New Y ork real
w rite a n y th in g fo r fe a r o f his con­ m ent w as th e general topic o f the sec­ contained in Provisional P re s id e n t
tra c t, b u t he consented to be quoted.
tional m eetings, and addresses w ere H u e rta ’s reply to the A m erican note e sta te o p erato r le ft $40,000 to “ the
“ C hicago,” said Mr. G uest, “ is a m ade by the rep resen tativ es o f four presented by John Lind th a t P re s id e n t cause of c h a r ity ." R ecently th e court
big, b u rstin g and b eau tifu l c ity in nations. D r. John A. F errell, of the W ilson is not backed up by c o n g re ss decided the will valid, b u t now th ere
spots, b u t I can ’t help th in k in g how it R ockefeller S a n ita ry com m ission, of or the A m erican people in his stand is no e s ta te to d is trib u te — the law yers
m u st w reck a $1500 incom e.”
W ashington, on the spread o f in tes­ a g a in st recognition o f th e H u e rta gov­ have it. The purpose o f the w ill has
been
accom plished. — New
York
W hich w as ad m itted to be some tinal disease through th e ru ral school, ernm ent.
com m ent by o th e r d eleg a tes who had declared th a t the w ork done in the
R eferrin g to the a tta c k s on th e H erald.
once lived, o r ra th e r, resided, in Mr. i South in connection w ith th e hook­ W ashington ad m in istratio n by m e m ­
G u e st’s city, known locally as " t h e worm disease indicated th a t its prev- bers of congress and p o in tin g to the
tow n across from W in d so r.”
I alence had m ade it a real world prob­ official recom m endations o f A m b a ss a ­
Cy W arm an ’s com m ent w as m ore of lem.
dor H enry L ane Wilson advising re c ­
a sigh. He m ade it a fte r w itnessing
" I n th re e and one-half y ears the ognition, H u e rta declares he is e n title d
Chicago women d e tra in a t various R ockefeller com m ission and health to be recognized. H e holds th a t th e
busy crossings.
boards in 11 Southern s ta te s had made D em ocratic p a rty ’s pow er is tem po­
“ C hicago,” Mr. W arm an solilo­ 661,581 m icroscopic exam inations for rary , and arg u es th a t recognition o f
quized, “ is th e only city in th e world p a ra sitic o v a ,” he said.
“ O f th is his governm ent is a p a rtisa n question
w here women g e t off th e cars back­ num ber o f persons 329,578 w ere found in the U nited S tates.
H e in tim a te s
w ard and g e t aw ay w ith i t . ”
i to have hookworm.
P riv a te physi­ th a t he reaches his conclusion on p r i ­ Could Hardly Care for Chil­
cians tre a te d 162,305 additional p er­ v ate advices from W ashingon.
dren — Finds Health in
Unalaska Furs Arrive.
so n s.”
San F rancisco—T hejsteam er H omer,
Money Rains at Salem.
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Veg­
$10,000,000 Will Filed.
Salem , O r.— I t rained m oney in Sa- j
u n d er c h a rte r to the U n ited S tates
etable Compound.
Los A ngeles— L arge sum s are de­ iem T hursday. The show er w as 7n front
governm ent, has arriv ed here from the
P ribiloff islands and U nalaska w ith a voted to philanthropic purposes in th e o f th e Ladd & Bush bank, and fo r a
cargo of 2.294 sealskin and thousands w ill o f the late C. A. Canfield, filed tim e e n te rp risin g youngsters.
w ere
Bovina C enter, N .Y . —" For six years
o f fox skins, including a larg e num ­ for probate recently, although the busy chasing h alf dollars and q u a rte rs.
b er o f ra re and costly skins of the s il­ principal beneficiaries a re the five A W ells-Fargo express w agon had I have not had as good health as I have
now.
I w as very
v er fox. The U n ited S ta te s exercises daugthers. In th e p etitio n accom pany­ backed in fro n t o f th e b a n k , and two
young when m y first
a g u ard ian sh ip over th e northern group ing th e w ill, th e e sta te is valued at men had hold of a hag o f coins. Sud-1
baby w as bom an d
o f islands, in accordance w ith foreign $6,000,000 in C alifo rn ia and $10,000,- denly one o f th e men lost his hold and
my health w as very
tre a tie s, and to pay fo r gu arding the 000 ail told. The tw o in stitu tio n s ben­ the bag dropped to the s tre e t, a seam
bad a fte r th a t. I
seals from poachers th e g overnm ent is efited principally by the will are the bu rstin g . Coins rolled in e v ery d ire c ­
was not re g u lar and
p erm itted to kill a ce rta in num ber of M cKinley Home for boys, for which tion. A crowd o f new sboys helped
I had pains in m y
seals and foxes each season.
Mr. Canfield showed a g re a t in te re st corral the runaw ay coins and not one '
Y ' — - a
,y
back and w a a a n
*
d u ring his lifetim e, and a proposed piece was lost.
J
- J - V - poorly th a t I could
tra
in
in
g
school
fo
r
g
irls
under
12.
Trains Will Have Phones.
1 i \ i / 7
hardly ta k e care of
P h iladelphia — The P ennsylvania
Admen Urge Oregon First.
p /a,
my tw o children. 1
Fight at Guaymas Resumed.
railro ad soon is to install a com plete
YTr 1 > doctored w ith sev­
Spokane, W ash. — T h a t th e b a ttle - !
telephone system on ita track s fo r the
H erm osillo, Mex. — The fighting ship O regon be the first to pass offi-
eral doctors b u t got
use o f engineers and conductors, and above G uaym as w as resum ed a t sun­ cialy through the Panaro a canal was no b etter. T hey told m e th ere waa no
it is said th is new schem e w ill go a rise Tuesday by the federala. T hrough­ th e move tak en up by the Ad club a t a help w ithout an operation. I have used
g re a t wray tow ards th e p revention of o u t the n ig h t cannonading from Em- noon luncheon here. T he p re sid e n t and Lydia E. P in k h am ’a V egetable Com­
accidents.
The
H untingdon
and palm e w as continued upon th e insur­ secretary w ere in stru cted to com m uni­ pound and It has helped me w onderfully.
B roadtop lines of cars on th e system g e n ts ’ positions in surrounding hills. cate im m ediately w ith th e Ad clubs o f I do m ost of my own w ork now anil tak e
are b ein g equipped w ith th e new ap­ D etails of M onday’s b a ttle showed Tacom a, S eattle, P o rtlan d , Los A n- I care of my children. I recom mend your
p aratu s. I t p erm its th e conductor in determ ined effort of th e H u erta gov­ geles, Sacram ento, San F ran cisco and remedies to all suffering w om en.” —
th e caboose o f a fre ig h t tra in to con­ ern m en t troops to invade C entral So­ o th e r Ad clubs of the C oast, to induce Mrs. W il l a r d A . G r a h a m , C are of
verse w ith th e en g in ee r m any yards nora. T hree advances w ere repulsed, them to brin g all possible p ressu re to E u jw o r th T uttlk , Bovina C enter, N.Y.
ahead o f him . I t will save th e w age according to the sta te rep o rts.
The b ear on the pro p er au th o ritie s to the | Lydia E. P inkham ’a V egetable Com-
of m any brakem en.
rebel rifle fire, how ever, failed to si­ end th a t the O regon be th e first one to ,
nd, made from n ative roots and
lence the cannon a t E m palm e.
The pass through th e canal.
bs, contains no narcotics o r h a rm fu l
California Heat Intense.
in su rg en t loss w as 10 killed.
drugs, and today holds the reco rd of
S acram en to — Sacram ento and in te r­
New Hampshire Bars Up.
being the m oat successful rem edy w,
New Catacombs Found.
ior C alifo rn ia from noon S atu rday un­
R ochester, N. Y .— New H am p sh ire know for w om an’s ills. I f you meed such
til Sunday n ig h t suffered the h o tte st
C airo, E g y p t— W hile a well w ss be­ does not w ant H arry Thaw w ith in it* • medicine why don’t you try it?
36 hours in th e h isto ry o f the govern­ ing dug in th e grounds o f Roseltin boundaries. In the ev en t t h a t he re­
I f y o o h a v e th e s lig h te s t d o u b t
m ent w eath er observations. The th e r­ Palace, catacom bs w ere discovered at e n te r* the s ta te through dep o rtatio n
t h a t L y d ia I'.. I H n k h u n i ’s V iig o ta -
m om eter reg istered 109 S atu rday a f­ a depth o f 50 feet.
T he discovery is proceedings in C anada and legal ju s ti­ Iric C o m p o u n d w ill h e l p y o n .w r t t o
ternoon and 106 Sunday in Sacram en­ believed to be im p o rtan t. Some mum­ fication can be found for th e a ct, he t<> L y d ia K . l ’in k h a m >Ii*di* In e C ’o .
to, w hile the m inim um fo r th e 36-hour m ies and lamps covered w ith hiero­ will be surrendered prom ptly to the ( c o n f id e n t ia l > l.y n n .M a s s ., f o r a d ­
period waa 74, a t 5 a. m. Sunday. glyphics and o th e r a n tiq u itie s have New York au th o rities. T his d ecla ra­ v ic e . Y o tir l e t t e r w ill b e o p e n e d ,
From all p a rts o f th e valley came re­ already been unearthed.
The exce- tion w as made by G overnor Sam uel D. , r e e d e n d a n s w e r e d b y e w o m a n ,
e n d h e ld in s t r ic t c o u lid e u o e
ports o f abnorm al tem p eratu res.
I vations will be continued and extended. F elker.
MOTHER
SO POORLY
C
Impure Blood
Gets Good Bath
W onderful How Quickly
Y our E n tire System
Awakens W hen th e
Blood is Cleansed.
I f you a re down w ith rh«um atl«m ;
If
y o u s n e e z e , fe e l c h ille d , a re choked with
c a t a r r h , h a v e a c o u g h , or your ekln Is
p im p le d a n d I r r ita te d w ith rash, eczema,
o r a n y o t h e r b lo o d d is o rd e r. Ju st remem­
b e r t h a t a lm o s t a ll t h e Ills of life oorae
fr o m Im p u r e blood. A n d y o u can easily
g iv e y o u r b lo o d a good, th o ro u g h cleans*
tn g , a b a th , b y u s in g S. S. 8 . There Id
n o n e e d f o r a n y o n e to b e d e s p o n d e n t oven
t h e Illn e s s o f b lo o d Im p u r itie s . No m at­
t e r h o w b a d ly th e y a t t a c k th e s y s te m , o#
h o w u n s ig h tly b e c o m e s th e Bkln, Just re ­
m e m b e r th e r e is o n e In g r e d ie n t In 8 . 8 . 8 .
t h a t bo s tim u la te s th e c e llu la r tissues
t h r o u g h o u t th e b o d y t h a t e a c h p a r t se­
le c ts I ts o w n e s s e n tia l n u t r i m e n t frem
t h e b lo o d .
T h i s m e a n s t h a t a ll d e c a y , a ll breaking
d o w n o f th e tis s u e s , Is c h e c k e d and rw*
p a ir w o rk b e g in s. S. 8 . 8 . has s u c h a
■pacific In flu e n c e o n a ll lo c a l c e lls a s te
p r e s e r v e t h e i r m u tu a l w e lf a r e and afford
a p r o p e r r e la tiv e a s s is ta n c e to each other#
M o re a t t e n t i o n Is b e in g g iv e n to ooa*
s t r u c t i v e m e d ic in e th a n ever before and
8 . 8 . S. Is th e h ig h e s t a c h le v e m e i* In this
lin e . F o r m a n y y e a r s p e o p le re lie d upoa
m e r c u r y , Io d id e of p o ta s h , arsenic, phya
le s, c a t h a r t i c s a n d “ d o p e ” a s remedies
for b lo o d s ic k n e s s , b u t now the purs
b o ta n ic a l 8. 8. 8. is t h e i r safeguard.
Y o u c a n g e t S. 8. 8. i n a n y drug store*
b u t In s is t u p o n h a v in g It.
The great
S w if t L a b o r a to r y in A tla n ta , Ga., p re
p a r e s t h i s fa m o u s b lo o d p u rifie r, and yes
s h o u ld ta k e n o c h a n c e b y perm itting any
o n e to re c o m m e n d a s u b s tit u te .
A n d If y o u r blood c o n d itio n Is such thal
y o u w o u ld lik e to c o n s u lt a specialist
f r e e ly a n d c o n fid e n tia lly , address the
M ed ic a l D e p a r tm e n t, T h e Swift SpecUM
C o m p a n y , 160 S w if t B ld g ., A tlanta, Ga.
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is w hat they all say
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plat« and twill—
work flnlahad la OM
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an too. bAekad b y N
r o a n in Portland
W ise Dental Co.
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