Last Spring My Health
Was completely broken down through prolonged
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I know nothing about really great
j authors, but I tfilnk I speak for a
large number of the followers of the
trade ¡when 1 say that they like to
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company will be sorry.
Therefore,
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pathetic listener offers, (the writer Is
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Do not say, as an eager acquaint
ance once said to me: "Oh, I do think
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be Just fascinating when your manu
scripts come back!” I discovered af
terward that she meant proofs In
stead of manuscripts, but the mistake
of Just (that single word made me,
who am usually so garrulous about
my trade, feel for the time being that
I really did not care ever to speak
of it again. ( So I repeat, let the poor
author talk, but be tactful.—Atlantic
Monthly.
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A stolen tombstone was unearthed
Our rert il izere have been
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won out every time. They
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It Is believed that the stone was stolen
from the old Girvan churchyard and
converted Into a heartstone, a quite
P ove rty's Gradations.
common occurrence in the early days
"Poor” has many gradations of of the nineteenth century.—London
meaning. A small newsboy, who is a Mail.
_________________
familiar figure at ¡the city hall and
shows great affection for Assistant
W ord Much Misused.
Joe Ryan's dogs, overheard some one j “ Fix” is one of the words that we
speak of him as "that poor boy” the Americans habitually misuse, but It Is
other day, and exclaimed:
)
not often that the mistake leads to
“ That man has no right to call me such absurdity as It does in the label
poor boy. We ain’t poor. Why, at of a certain stain-remover now on the
our place on James street ¡we have market. “ It will fix the stain,” says
three rooms, and six people sleep In the notice. Since “ fix" means to make
one and seven in the other, and they permanent, the manufacturers of the
pay us ten cents a night, ¡too. We i stain-remover have not said quite
ain't poor. Lots of the other fellers what they intended to say.—Youth’s
only have one room.”
Companion.
“ How many sleep In the other room,
George?” asked Ryan.
May W ard O ff Pneumonia.
“ Why, only me and pop and mom
Here Is a recipe which a physician
and my two brothers and two sisters.
me several years ago, says a
Say, we ain’t poor.”—New York Press. gave
writer, and I have used It In my fam
ily ever since. For coughs, colds or
One at a Tim e.
any bronchial trouble saturate a flan
"The head of the Krupp steel works nel cloth and apply to chest: Turpen
has 65,000 employes.”
“Nothing to tine liniment—Take a pint bottle, put
brag of,” opined the housewife. ‘T’ve in white of one egg, shake well, add
had that many in my kitchen, but not four tablespoonfuls turpentine, shake
all at once.”—Louisville Courier-Jour till foamy than fill with good vinegar;
nal.
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Excuse Hunting.
Strange tricks our vanity will play,
Dodge—“What’s the matter with
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which grabbed a hook one day, at first —"The gas company doesn't give us
believed he’d caught a man!
as good gas as it used to.”—Kansas
City Times.
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W IL S O N B R E A K S P R E C E D E N T S
R. L. 8. IN T H E A D IR O N D A C K «
D elivers M essage in Person and Is
Stevenson, W h ils Fighting O ff Dis
ease Th ere. Seemed Indifferent
to the Law s of Health.
Roundly Cheered.
Washington, D. C. -President Wil
son bridged Tuesday the gap that for
over a century has separated the ex
ecutive and legislative branches of the
government.
Not as a cog in a machine, noi as
an impersonal political entity, nor as
a mere department o f government, but
as the human President, he went to
congress to speak'about a tariff.
Gigantic Bog Oak Tre e .
Standing before the senate and
Twenty tons of bog oak were re
house o f representatives in joint ses cently unearthed at Llanwrtyd Wells,
sion as no other president had done Wales. It measures 48 feet long with
for more than 112 years, President | a diameter of 2 feet 9 Inches. This
giant oak tree Is by far the largest
Wilson stated simply and tersely what which has been found within memory
he thought should be done for the wel i on the peat land near Llanwrtyd. Por
tions of It have been exposed for some
fare o f the country and asked his years, but no one thought It of such
legislative colleagues, man to man, to dimensions and no Interest was taken
aid in keeping the pledges o f their J in it until a few years ago.
party.
Why He was Glad.
W th a sw e e p o f decision that shat
The man with the long beard stood
tered precedent, the President brushed
aside all imaginary boundaries be pensively at the curbing gazing at
tween congress and the executive the passing traffic In the street. “ I
hail with delight the advent of the
office, and rescued himself, as he ex automobile,” he muttered aloud, "for
pressed it, “ from that isolated island no longer need 1 fear crossing the
of jealous authority” which the presi street lest some hungry horse mistake
dency had come to be regarded.
me for a walking bale of hay."
Congress, somewhat startled the
D aily Thought.
other day when it heard that the Pres
Such are the habitual thoughts,
ident had determined to deliver his
message on the tariff by word of such also will be the character of thy
mind, for the soul is dying by the
mouth, had prepared for a ceremony thoughts.—Marcus Aurelius.
of unusual importance, and such it
was; yet when President Wilson ar
rived in the midst o f the great as | l
■
■
^
semblage, riding through throngs of
cheering people in the streets and
later looking up into galleries crowded
with privileged ticket-holders,
he
seemed, after all, what he said he was
— “ a human being trying to co-operate H to have to endure dis- ^
with other human beings in a common
tress after every meal.
service.”
When the much-heralded incident
No wonder you are
was over, congress seemed pleased and
the President was delighted. He ex
afraid to eat.
Just try
pressed himself to friends as impress
ed with the dignity o f the occasion,
and some o f his confidants later de
clared that he left the capitol greatly
relieved to think that, after all, his
precedent-smashing had not been such
a cataclysmic thing as some older
heads had predicted.
before meals for a few
The President’s visit to the capitol
was brief, lasting about a quarter of
days and notice the im
an hour.
Leaving a cabinet meeting
provement in your gen
at the White House, he started on his
mission accompanied by no one except
eral health. It is for all
a secret service man. He rode in a
White House automobile and five min
Stomach and Bowel Ills.
utes later was driven through the
Start
Today.
crowds assembled about the house
wing o f the capitol.
At two minutes before 1 o ’clock the
President entered the chamber. Mem
bers o f the house and senate rose as
The M iser.
Speaker Clark brought down the gavel.
"Here,” said Teddy’s papa, showing
From the floor and galleries distin the little boy a coin, “ Is a penny 300
guished guests looked on at the scene. years old. It was given to me when I
President Wilson, escorted by Sen was a little boy.” "Gee whiz!” ejacu
ator Bacon, bowed acknowledgment to lated Teddy, “Just think of anybody
the applause and mounted the speak being able to keep a penny as long as
er’ s stand to the journal clerk’s desk, that without tpendlng It.”
directly in front o f the speaker.
With a smile, as he began to speak,
the President told his heaters why he
had come. He said he was glad to
verify for himself the impression that
Munyon’s Paw-Paw
the President o f the United States
Pillsare unlike all oth
was a person.
er laxatives or cathar
tics. They coax the
He was speaking in an ordinay'tone
liver into activity by
of voice, just as though he were talk
gentle methods, they
ing to a senator in his office.
Every
do not scour; they do
eye was fixed upon him as he spoke,
not gripe; they do not
and it was instantly apparent that he
weaken; but they do
had aroused the keenest interest. As
start all the secretions
the President proceeded with his pre
of the liver and stom
liminary statement, averring that he
ach in a way that soon
had come to speak naturally with his
puts these organs in a
fellow men, the interest was tense.
healthy condition and
“ A fter this pleasant experience,” corrects constipation. Munyon’s Paw-Paw
the President declared, “ I shall feel Pills are a tonic to the stomach, liver and
quite normal in all our dealings with nerves. They invigorate instead of weaken;
one another.”
they enrich the blood instead of impover
The house and senate applauded. ishing it; they enable the stomach to get all
Then the gallery joined in. Mrs. Wil the nourishment from food that is put into
son and the President’s daughters and U. Price 25 cents. All Druggists.
other relatives joined from the execu
tive gallery. Where a few moments
Th e Match.
before the event had seemed unusual,
Knlcker—What did they have In
almost unreal, it now appeared per common?
fectly adjusted to conditions and not
Bocker—Gardening. He had a busi
at all dramatic. The applause subsid ness plant and she had widow’s
ing the President began to read his weeda.
brief message on the tariff.
“It's No Joke”
HOSTETTER’S
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CONSTIPATION
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Litera l.
"Why have you quarreled with your
Washington, D. C— John Norris, of
cousin?” “ He kissed me the other
"Do you like my execution on the the committee on paper o f the Amer
day, and when I asked him to promise piano?” "I must say I would have
me never to do it again, be actually to describe it as an execution for kill ican News Publishers’ association,
said: “ The practical effect o f the
did.”
ing time.”
proposed tariff bill upon news print
paper and pulps will be to admit news
print paper and pulps free o f duty
from all the world, without qualifica
tion o f any sort. Chemical pulp is al
so admitted free o f duty from all na
tions with the exception that chemical
pulp must pay $2 per ton from those
Canadian provinces which prohibit ex
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San Francisco— The grand jury has
decided that the best way to prevent a
continuation o f tong warfare in China
town is to lock up the warriors.
It
has issued aubpenas for the presidenta
and other officials o f the belligerent
Bing Kong and Suey Sing tongs and
all gunmen. Heads of the police de
partment and District Attorney Fick-
ert were also ordered to appear before
the inquisitorial body.
The grand
jury expects to indict every Chinese
against whom proof is adduced o f con
spiracy to commit murder.
C anadians'jW atch T ariff.
Ottawa, Ont.—The probable effect
in Canada o f the tariff changes by the
congress o f the United States will be
PORTLAND, OREGON.
worked out by Canadian experts and
until their verdict is submitted it is
unlikely that any official opinion will
be expressed here regarding the meas
ure.
Individually, however, the mem
bers o f the parliament believed that
The North Pacific College was estab the Dominion would reap material
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Dentistry and Pharmacy. No school in
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Ottawa, Ont.—Canada’* immigra
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sion begins October First. An illustrated ended show a phenomenal increase
■•ata'og o f information will be forwarded
over those o f last year and will be the
upon application to
largest in the country’s history.
For
the 10 months to February 1, 345,000
foreigners srrived. Of these, 130,000
were British subjects and 119,000 cit
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SLOANS
Robert Louis Stevenson, for so wise
a man, seems to have been singularly
unaware of, or Indifferent to, ¡the laws
of health, but that, too, may have
been part of Ills wisdom. He spent
the winter of 1887 in the Adlrondacks
struggling ¡against the disease which
was not to subdue him for seven
years. He lived in a little cottage that
was much overheated and from which
all ventlltalon was carefully excluded.
The ¡smoke of his Incessant cigarettes
obscured the atmosphere and perhaps
helped to drive away the visitors who
came to gaze upon him as one gazes
at a lion In a den. ( Fashionable call
ers were specially unwelcome and
Stevenson once remarked, according
to an account In the Medical Record,
that ‘ It Isn't the great f unwashed
which I’d read, but the great washed.”
But whoever else was unwelcome
there was always a greeting for Rich
ard Mansfield. It (Is an Impressive, al
most a tremendous picture, that of the
clouded room fitfully lit by the flames
of the log fire and Stevenson huddled
close to the ¡warmth while Mansfield
at the other end of the room gave his
weird Impersonation of Dr. Jek'yll
and Mr. Hyde. It must have been like
Cod looking ¡upon hla handiwork and
finding it good.
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“ What made you take down that
Absent-Minded Man H a t Some D iffi sign ’No Agents or Solicitors Allowed
In This Building?” ’ “ It’s no use any
culty at tha Book Store and
more," replied the Janitor. “ Anybody
the Grocers’.
who wants to take down the public's
As the little man walked absent- spare change nowadays gets out a
mindedly
along
the
sidewalk
he
sud
Each Pew a Heater.
prospectus and uses postage stamps.”
A Nuremberg church seating 1,200 denly stopped in front of a bookstore.
It
recalled
to
him
the
meaning
of
that
has nn electric heater for each pew.
W ould Leave Nature Alone.
A three-inch iron tube incloses a piece of string on his finger, and with
‘‘When Nature has decided on the
a
brightened
face
he
entered.
smaller tube wound with resistance
“Just a minute,” he said to the color of an eye, It Is not for man to
wire, and this heater runs in front of
clerk.
“ My wife wanted me to get alter It,” remarked Mr. Plowden it
the seat and along the back of the
a
book
for
her—a certain novel she’s Marylebone in fining a man for black
pew ahead. Each heater has its own
heard a good deal about. I must find ening another mane optic.—Loudon
switch.
the memorandum she gave me. She Chronicle.
Mothers w ill find Mrs. W inslow 's Soothing wrote the name on a slip of paper,
Byrup t.T e best rem edy to uso *or their children and I put it in my pocket.”
during .he teeth in g period.
After considerable fumbling he pro
duced a small bit of paper, and laying
Th e Lesser E vil,
He—Yes, I’m going to apply may tal It on the counter, took out hts spec
ents; but 1 don’t know whether to go tacles and adjusted them on Ills nose. NO “ SPRING MEDICINE”
“ Here’s the name Cobb’s Corna- II you keep your liver active, your bowels
In for art or poetry.
tine. Yes, that’s It."
regular and your dlgeatlon good
She—Oh, poetry!
“ I—I’m afraid I don’t know the j
He—Oh, you’ve heard some of my
book, sir,” said the clerk apologetical
verses?
She— No; but I’ve seen some of your ly, “ but I’ll look through the list of
new ones.” And he ran his eye over
art.—Judge.
1 the list on the wall. "No, I’m sorry
D on ’ t bu y w ater fo r bluing. Liquid blue 1, al- to say I can't find It here.
You are
all water.
B u y R od Croaa Ball blue, the sure of the name?"
C oat
ue th at’ s all blue.
“ Yes, it's right here on this piece
of paper.”
E vil of U ntruth.
“ Well, I’m afraid we haven't g ot;
Truth la cleverer and healthier than
falsehood.
It is more aristocratic. It then.”
"But—but I don’t dare to go home |
Like self-control, it is one of the hall
marks of a lady. Lies are a malaria to my wife without It. 1 promised t o !
that eats Into character like a dis get.it for her.”
The clerk called to another In th e!
ease and breaks down its citadels
back of the store, who came forward.
against the approach of evil.
To the other he said: "Say, Bill, do
you know of,a book called Cornatlne,
Th o u g h t of It.
On Each Automobile.
For a thing that springs mostly by a fellow named Cobb?"
"What's that?” he asked In aur-
from badly digested misinformation,
O ur co-op era tive sales plan en
public sentiment Is amazingly often prlse.
ables you to buy a brand new au
The old | gentleman broke In:
right.—Puck.
tom obile; only $476 required, bal
"Cobb’e Cornatlne. Here, see for your
ance eaay terms. F or full partic
self.”
ulars address
Some Measure of Love Im portant.
"I’m afraid you've made a mistake,”
It Is best to love wisely, no doubt;
but to love foolishly Is better than said the new arrival iwith a twinkle.
GERL1NGER MOTOR CAR CO.
“
Cobb's
Cornatlne is a new breakfast
not to be able to love at all.—Thack
690 W ashington Street.
food.”
eray.
“Ah, now I see why the grocer
PORTLAND, OREGON.
didn't understand ,mo when I asked
him for a package of Queen," remark
ed the customer In manifest relief.
—G. Kaemmerling in Puck.
I f you want special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confi
dential) Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by a
woman and held In strict confidence.
LINIMENT
W. L. DOUGLAS
ia w h a t th e y a ll « a y
o f our
PainloM
Method* of
Extracting
Teeth.
O u t-of-tcw n p*o-
,1 « can h a re their
p iste end bridga-
w oi k finished In one
d ev if nreeeeerv.
A n ebeolute su e r
entee. becked by M
yeere in Portland.
Wise Dental C o .
o rn e r ho u rs :
• A. M I a fi P. M.
Su Ad Ars f U 1
P h e a cst A 2 0 2 9 ; M els 2 0 2 * .
f s r t l s f B ld g ., Third s a d W a a M s fls s , P ortla n d
PUTNAM
To Breaf: In New Shoes.
A lw a y s s h a k o In A lle n 's F oot liase, a p o w d e r .
¡5 c u r e s h o t , s w e a tin g , a c h i n g , s w o lle n feet,
^ r e s c o r n s , I n g r o w in g n a ils a n d b u n io n s . A t
d r u g g is t s a n d s h o e s tores, 25c. D o n t a c c e p t
*ny s u b s titu te . Ham p ie m at led F U L L . A ddresa
A llen 8. O lm s te d , Lo H oy. N. Y.
In Claeelc Boeton.
Sign« seen In Boston, according to
the Transcript: Placard at a moving
picture show: “ Young children must
have parents.” In a barber shop win
dow: “ During alterations patrons will
be shaved In the back.” Sign In a
Tremont street store: "Empty boxes—
suitable for ChrlBlmas gifts." In a,
tailor's shop: “ Wo dye for others, why j
not let us dye for you?" In a cloth
ing store: ’’These pants will look bet
ter on your legs than on our hands."
A silversmith has a place noxt door to
a restaurant. The former having put
up a placard: “Jewelry of all kinds
plated.” The restaurant keeper fol
lowed with this: "Oyatera and little
neck clams plated.”
T O CURE A COLD IN O N E D A T
T k k . L A X A T I V E BK O M O q u in in e Tablet*.
D ru g g ists refu n d m oney i f 1 1 fells to cure. E. W .
G R O V E 'S sign atu re is on eech box- 26c.
Fort 8cott W itticism .
At a recent bnnquent In Fort 8 cott
the Tribune says, a man was called
upon to make a speech. Of course he
was surprised that he should be asked
to talk, but he was equal to the oc
casion, and he stood up and said:
'Gentlemen, you have been eating a
turkey stuffed with aage, now you will
listen to a sage stuffed with turkey.”
Everybody laughed and the man Im
mediately became known as a famous
wag, ami the mot is highly esteemed
In those parts.—Kansas City Star.
MR. A. H. POWELL,
Manufacturing Chemist,
Spokane. Wash.
Dear S ir : Having angered with stomach
trouble for a number o f years, anil tried a
Kraut many doctors and a grout many pro
prietary preparations but obtained no per
manent relief until 1 took your stomach
remedy, and am planned to nay that I have no
further atomach trouble and can eat any
thing I desire and suffer no bud ranultn. I am
a profennlonnl nurm, having nursed for 3D
years, some o f the tim e for Dr. H olb o f New
York City, the greutent specialist on child
ren's di seme« ; also had charge of Wardner
Ho*pital at Wardner. Idaho, for two year*.
Since learning by ^niy own experience the
great benefit from the use o f Powell'* Stom
ach Remedy, I have recommended it to n
great many for children and adults, and in
each oa*e It 1ms been rernnrknble for the
good It has done. 1 cheerfully recommend
it to anyone suffering with any kind o f «tom-
neh trouble, as I am anxious to aid anyone
suffering from sickness of any kind, and I
have never known o f medicine to compare
with Powell's Stomach Remedy for all kinds
o f stoinaoh trouble. Yours truly,
ELH1K HTKINF.il.
Z120 Boone Ave.
GET MY
OPINION
Then iee If the Remedies I
Furnish Do Not Improve
Your Condition.
W a ter *n bluing la adulteration
tllaaa ____
and i
ter m ake _____
liquid
_ ___________
blue ccatly. B u . y R R e ed
d Croaa Ball
Hue, m akes clothes w hiter than enow .
Appreciate Your Blessings.
Don't kick beesuse you hsve to but
ton your wife’s waist. Be glad your
wife has s waist, and doubly glad
you have a wife to button a wal»t
for. Some men's wives’ waists have
not bottons on to button. Some men's
wives' waists who have buttons on to
button don't care a rontlnental wheth
er they are buttoned or not. Some
men don't have any wives with waists
For years I hare been established in
with buttons on to button.—Teague Portland and an snow letters from
(Tex.) Chronicle.
former patients living indifferent parts
of the
orthwest as to the honesty of
PILES CURED IN • TO 14 DATS
my claims. If you are s sufferer from
Ynur dru ggist w ill refund m oney If P A Z O O IN T
M E N T fe lls to cu re any ceee o f Itch in g , Blind. some sort of sickness vou will do well
Bleeding o r P rotrudln* Piles In • to 14 dare. 40e- to consult me, or if you live too far
away, write me of your condition. For
Story Jones Tells.
4 cents I will sen-’ you a consultation
Some years ago In a western min blank and circular so that my famous
ing town a man was found dead in his Chinese herb and root remedies m ay
hotel room hanged to a bedpost by be had.
. ____
his suspenders. The jury of miners
brought in the following verdict at
the coroner's Inquest: "Deceased came
to his death by coming home full and
mistaking himself for his pants."
1624 First St., Cor. Morrison
A rt or 8ervice.
PORTLAND. OR.
| A leader of a chamber music string
quartet used to say that he was never
sure when he approached a private
N o . i s —'I S .
» . N . U.
house whether be would be let In
with the caterer’s men at the back or
with the honored guests at the front.— W H E N w rltts* to
’ ’
tloa th is pap**.
New York Evening Post.
The C. Gee Wo
Chinese Medicine Co.
FADELESS
DYES
tn y other dye. One 10c package colors silk, w o o l and cotton equally
Color moro goods brighter and tastar c o lo n than any
w a ll and la guaranteed to giva parlaci resulta. ‘
booklet b o w to aye, Irlaach and mis c o lo n .
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