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POULTRY AND GAME Can g e t jo u fan cy prices for Wild D ucks sad other gam e in season. W rite u s for cash offer on all kinds o f poultry, pork. etc. Pearson-Page Co., Portland - . . . . , Second-Hand Machin. ¡S .« Machinery boilers, sawm ills, etc. The J. E. Martin Co.. 83 1st St.. Portland. Send for Slock L ist and prices. LIME FERTILIZER A lso Land P la s te r. Lim e, O m e n t , W all P la s te r and S hingles. W rite fo r p ric e s. NOTTINGHAM & CO. 102 Front Street. PORTLAND. OR. MAKE CHRISTMAS MONEY Boss and Girls w anted to m anufacture and sell P erfection F u rn itu re Polish. Agenta pay 15c. R etails 25c. Send 50c for form ula and directions. M aterial costs 8c. A rtis Mfg. Co., Dept. G, 311-12 Bernice Bldg., Tacoma, W a sh . SAVE MIDDLEMAN’S PROFIT Many Methods of Cooking Succulent and Popular Vegetable Are Well Recommended. Few persons realize In what a vari ety of ways the succulent cucumber may be used and what a valuable veg etable It Is. Many persons who do not dare eat It In the raw state find It as safe as It Is palatable when cooked. Cut In dice-shaped pieces and boiled with carrots and onions It Is very good. Tbe onions should be put ou to boll first, small ones being used, then the carrots and last the cucumber. Drain off the water and season with salt, pepper and butter or a cream sauce. Cooked cucumber ts excellent for salad. Boll until tender, drain, cut In thick slices and put In the refriger ator until ready to use. Serve with tender lettuce and thinly sliced green peppers and French or mayonnaise dressing. Other vegetables may be added to this salad If one happens to have some left over In the refrigera tor, cauliflower being particularly good for the purpose. “Left-over" vegetables may be util ized for cream soups In all sorts of delicious combinations. For Instance, fry an onion In a little butter, add cooked lima beans, cauliflower, car rots, peppers, peas or whatever you happen to have on band, and bring to a boll with sufficient milk thickened to the consistency of heavy cream and flavored to taste. The vegetables should be cut In small pieces or they may be mashed If a smooth soup Is de sired. of $100 or more by buying your REAL OLD BUCKWHEAT CAKES Piano or Player Piano direct from factory store. BUSH & LANE PIANO COMPANY Boston Woman Explains Her Method of Making This Favorite Winter 353 Washington St., Portland, Or. Breakfast Dish. TURKEYS WANTED W e w a n t d ressed T u rk e y s, D ucks and Geese fo r T h a n k sg iv in g tra d e . W rite fo r o u r p r in t ed l>ooklet on d re s s in g and m a rk e tin g to g e t h ig h e st p ric e s. W rite today. W e also w ant Veal, P o rk and all k in d s of L ive Poultry* F. H. 8CHMALZ & CO. Paid-up Capital $10,000. 141-143 Front Street Portland. Oregon Economical Lighting Co. Gasoline Hollow Wire Lighting Systems Mantles and Glassware M antles fo r C an c h eate r, A laddin, all th e differ e n t m akes o f K erosene M antle L am ps. J u n io r H a s M antles 60c p e r dozen. W rite us. Agents Wanted. 597 Williams Are., Portland Insane Asylums. The great Greek physicians had de voted much attention to insanity, and some of their precepts anticipated modern discoveries, but no lunatic asy lum appears to have existed in an tiquity. In the first period of the monastic life a refuge Is said to have been opened for the insane at Jerusa lem, but this appears to have been a solitary Instance, arising from exi gencies of a single class, and It may be said that no lunatic asylum ex isted In Christian Europe until about the time of the fifteenth century. Daniel In Second Place. Little Willie’s grandmother had been telling him Bible stories, his favorite being that of Daniel In the lions’ den. At the age of four he was taken to a circus for the first time. When the lion-tamer put his head Into the lion's mouth little Willie's excite ment knew no bounds. Jumping up and down, he gleefully screamed: “Oh, my! That knocks the spots off Daniel!’’ Courage of Their Opinion. Thirty-five Is a very attractive age. London society Is full of women who of their own free choice have remain ed thirty-five for years.—The Tatlsr. His Line of Work. “Sam, have you got a Job nowT” "Oh, yes, sah.” “What are you doing, Sam?” “Why, I’s gottln’ my wife washln’, boss.” Rheumatism Neuralgia Sprains M is s c . M jl h o v e t , o f 2708 K . S t., W . W a sh in g to n , I).C ., w rite s : “ I s u f fe re d w ith r h e u m a tis m fo r liv e y e a rs a n d I h a v e j u s t g o t h o ld o f y o u r L in i m e n t, a n d f t h a s d o n e m e so m u c h good. M v k n e e s do n o t p a in a n d th e •w e llin g h a s g o n e .’* Quiets the Nerves M r s . A .W k id m a s , of 403 T h o m p so n S t., M a ry v ille , M o., w rite s • — “ The n e rv e in m y leg w as d e s tro y e d five year* ag o a n d lo f t m e w ith a je r k in g a t n ig h t so t h a t 1 c o u ld n o t sleej*. A frie n d to ld m e to tr y y o u r L in im e n t a n d n o w 1 c o u ld n o t do w ith o u t it . I fin d a fter its uso 1 c a n sleep.** SLOANS LINIMENT “ Is a good Liniment. I keep it on hand all the time. My daughter sprained her wrist and used your Liniment, and it has not hurt her since.” J o seph I I atchee , o f fu im » , N . C., R.F.D., N o . 4. At All Dealers Price 25c., 50c., $1.00 •lo a n ’s hook on bon“*, rattle , hogs and poultry s e n t free. Address w m L inxM A iA L um m E g f B sstCcsfk fyrep. T u n Good. C m K J M ta time. Sold by Drey giste §3 m | WOMEN TO JOIN PARADE, WAY TO PREPARE CUCUMBERS 1 Boms one asked for directions for making old fashioned buckwheat cakes. I had a bag of this kind of buckwheat sent to me from the coun try and we are Just reveling In buck wheat cakes and sausage and maple sirup. I don’t know as I can tell you Just how much I use, but to start them I take part of a yeast cake, about a teaspoon of salt, a pint of lukewarm water. Stir In enough buckwheat to make thick enough so it can be stirred easily. Let rise all day and a night. In the morning, take out about half, or what you need, and one-fourth tea spoon soda with two or three table spoons of sweet milk. This makes them brown nicely. Add enough luke warm water to make them spread on the pancake griddle nicely. When through with batter put In a little warm water, stir In more buckwheat and leave In warm place through the day. Can be put In cooler place at night If In a few daye It doesn’t seem very light, add a small piece of yeast cake, but the older the batter la the better it Is. You will need to add more soda the older It Is, for It grows sour, but that makes them more tender.—Boston Globe. ATTRACTS MANY Business Men Show Deep Inter est in Exhibits. Wisconsin Men Taka First Honors in Butter and Cheese—Oregon Scores High. Portland—Attendance boomed at the Dairy Show. Every streetcar to the stockyards was crowded, and hundreds came in automobiles. Members of the Ad club, wearing badges telling their names and lines of business, put in much time admiring the aristocratic milk-producers, and with a large dele gation of the Progressive Business Men's club, and representatives of the Commerical club and Chamber of com merce, learned a few of the fine points of the game of breeding superlatives in dairy stock. Fully 5000 in all saw the show, in cluding the milk, butter and cheese displays. Hundreds were given an in sight into the business of preparing meat for market by a tour of the Union Meat company’s mammoth plant, conducted by uniformed guides, who explained each step in the ani mal’s progress from the hoof to cold storage. Many “ made a day of it’’ by visiting the Land Show in the morn ing and the Dairy Show in the after noon. Interest centered in the judging of the Jerseys and the agricultural col lege students’ general stock judging contest. Competition was keen in the Jersey class, but in the Guernsey class the Bplendid herd of D. H. Loon ey, of Independence, Or., was opposed by no other entries. Washington Agricultural college took first in the students’ judging contest, with 1750 out of a possible 2500 points. The first team of the Oregon Agricultural college was second, with 1714, and the second team of the same school third, with 1600. Utah was fourth with 1530. For a time it was thought that Oregon had won, but final averages gave first place to Washington by 36 points. Many of the blue and red ribbons for Jerseys were hung on the stalls of the Utah cattle, herds entered under such well-known nameB as Smoot, Smith and Cannon furnished prize winners. However, John B. Stump & Son’s Deercombe herd, of Monmouth, Or., were the leaders, taking seven firsts and four Beconds. W. O. Mor row, of Independence, Or., was a strong contender in this class, his fine herd taking several firsts and seconds. In the butter and cheese competi tions Wisconsin appears to have car ried off first honors, with Oregon a close second in both cases. L. W. Turner, of Montfort, Wis., took first for butter, with A. A. Oswald and Peter Beier, both of Portland, second and third, the scores being 97, 962 and 96}. It is possible that when the judges complete their grand averages Oregon will be found leading although the highest single score goes to the Badger state. F. A. Geirguts, of Appleton, Wis., led the cheesemakers, with a score of 97. Hugh Barber, of Mohler, Or., was second, with 96, and A. A. Kirby, of Tillamook, third, with 95}. Again the general average may result in an Oregon victory, although Wisconsin has the highest individual score. Fried Apple Sauce. This dish Is often called fat apple sauoe. A spicy, smooth and medium sized apple Is best Do not pare, as the skin Is the best part of real fried apples. Quarter and core,, after first washing very clean. Fry out sufficient clear fat pork to leave plenty of fat In the frying pan for cooking the ap ples without danger of burning on. Lay the apples In skin side down and, when soft, turp and brown quickly without burning. Baldwin apples are the best of the common varieties, although on the old farm we had one tree which we called “spice apples" for lack of any known name. They were almost a cinnamon LAND SHOW BIG SUCCESS. or spice flavor and were even better than Baldwins for frying. Exbibit of Products at Portland In teresting and Instructive. Casserole of Lamb. Portland—Diversified farming is re Two pounds of lamb from back, two tablespoonfuls of drippings, two and ceiving a whole lot of substantial one-half cups of well-seasoned stock, encouragement at the land show. Many Portland people, who hereto one-half teaspoonful of onion Juice, five tablespoonfuls well-washed rice, fore thought the Northwest could not one cup canned or stewed tomatoes produce much other than wheat and fruit, have acquired some beneficial will be needed for this recipe. Cut the lamb from bones In pieces education in the last few days. They suitable for serving and dust with pep have learned particularly that Orgeon per and salt Fry In drippings, add is a corn state and that all varieties rice and onion Juice, then the tomato of vegetables can be grown here with and stock. Let come to a boiling almost unvarying success. Thus the land show is fulfilling its point, pour Into casserole and bake in slow oven till tender—about two mission—bringing the people of the city into contact with the land, show hours. ing them what the land is capable of producing. Baked Chicken Croquettes. The exhibit of the Oregon Agricul Take two cupfuls of minced cold chicken, three tablespoonfuls of chick tural college was one of the most in en stock or gravy, a half cupful of teresting of the whole show. It con fresh bread crumbs, a teaspoonful of sists entirely of a demonstration of onion juice and one of drippings, a the various experimental methods dash of pepper and a teaspoonful of practiced at the big school in Corvallis. sa lt Make the minced chicken and to It add bread crumbs, onion, parsley, “ Idle Women” Are Blamed. salt, pepper and the gravy; mix all St. Louis—Delegates to the first an together. Brush custard cups with nual convention of the National Fed drippings; put In the Ingredients Place the cups In pan of warm water eration of Retail Merchants were and bake twenty minutes. Turn out warned against making false state on hot platter; serve with green peas ments in advertisements and against cutting retail prices until profits were around the edge of platter. absorbed, by H. D. Robbins, of New York, chairman of the vigilance com Childhood Dainty. To make "Aunt Mary’s Franklin mittee of National Ad clubs. “ Too many idle women in the world” cakes’’ take one pound of sugar, three-fourths of a pound of butter, was the cause assigned for the high one-half teacup of milk, a scant tea cost of living by Mrs. Nellie Hencke, spoonful of soda, a wineglassful of proprietor of a dry goods store in St. wine, brandy or rosewater; . a tea Louis. spoonful of nutmeg grated, the same Stons Leads Coon Hunt. amount of ginger and sifted flour Moberly, Mo.—Coon hunters, 150 enough to roll out smooth. Cut Into small cakes, stars, leaves, strong, mounted, booted, and equipped etc., and bake In a quick oven. This like days of old, with United States makes a very rich and delicious cake. Senator Stone heading the procession, paraded down main street amid the hooting of horns and barking of dogs. Fluffy Cakes. Cream six ounces butter with s They were on their way to Milton, quarter pound sugar, add two eggs where a three days’ hunt will be well beaten. Stir In half a pound of held. Many were mounted on mules corn starch and two teaspoonfuls and carried old-fashioned powder and baking powder, beating well. Mix one ball muskets. Visitors are arriving tablespoonful milk with one teaspoon bn every train to take part, among ful vantla extract and stir In. Butter them many leading Democrats of and flour gem pans, half fill with mix tbe state. tor*. Bake In hot oven for ten min Carnegie Gives S3,OOO.OOO. ate*. New York—An'addition of $2,000,- 000 to the endowment fund of the Spiced Currants. Four quarts stemmed currants, two Carnegie foundation for the advance pounds granulated sugar, on# pint ment of teaching was announced by vinegar, one teespoon cinnamon, Andrew Carnegie at a meeting of tbe trustees of bis foundation. Tbe en elovce and allspice. dowment now stands at $14,000,000 with a million dollar surplus. Tbe “Right Ol" Burning the candle at both ends gift was part of a grant of $5,000,000 Is one way of making both ends meet. made in 1903 on which another $2,- 000,000 is yet to come. The money —B. ML <1 was in Steel corporation bonds. Thousands of Suffragists to March at ’Wilson’s Inaugural. Washington. D. C.—For the first time in the history of the United States marching women will form a arge section of the inaugural parade next March. Woodrow Wilson, on his way to take oath of office, will be ac companied by a guard of suffragists. The State Suffrage association of the District of Columbia has voted to re quest the inaugural committee to give the suffragettes a place in the parade, and the women have received private assurances from several sources that their request will be granted. Ten thousand women, they esti mate, will answer the appeal, and the capital city will be the objective point of a veritable army of Buffragists. Many of them will be women who act ually cast a vote for Woodrow Wilson for president in the states which have granted suffrage. A general call for volunteer marchers will be put before the national convention of suffragists, which will begin in Philadelphia Thursday. Responses from women who have been broached on the sub ject indicate that the project is being received with much enthusiasm. Women have not yet voted to adopt a distinctive costume for the occasion, but many of them are advocating spe cial headgear at least. MUCH ENERGY BEING WASTED Railroad President Says Cities Hold Men Needed on Farms. Minneapolis — The needs of the Northwest with regard to proper agri cultural development, and the financial problems of the United States as they relate to agriculture of the Northwest, were the principal themes of discus sion at the opening of the second an nual Minnesota Conservation and Ag ricultural Development congress, held in connection with the Northwestern Products exposition here. James J. Hill was the principal speaker, delivering an address on ag ricultural development in Minnesota. Intelligent agriculture alone will in crease yields, keep the soil unim paired, reduce loan rates and keep men on the farms, in the opinion of Mr. Hill. “ Seasons like the present are only breathing spaces for rectifying the er rors of the past,” he said. “ The lean years will come again. They will be leaner than ever, unless the lessons of experience are accepted. Men are be ing wasted in the city who are needed in the country. We must recognize the farm as the cornerstone of nation al prosperity and national character.” WILSON FORGETS POLITICS. President-Elect Will Walk, Cycle and Contemplate Legislation, Hamilton, Bermuda — President- Elect Wilson declared that he was be ginning to forget politics. Mrs. Wil son and the other members of the family have been busily engaged in unpacking. The injury received by Mr. Wilson in an automobile accident before the election does not trouble him any more. The plaster covering the wound on his head came off, showing that the abrasion had healed. President-Elect Wilson paid an offi cial visit to the governor general, General Sir George M. Bullock. La ter he had tea with the army officers. Mr. Wilson contemplates occupying much of his time in walking and bicy cling and preparing for future legisla tion. BOSTON MAN WEDS TITLE. TROOPS DESTROY REBEL VILLAGES Mexicans Push War of Exterm ination Against Zapata. But Little Real Headway Is Made— Insurrectos Demand Heavy Trlb- ure From Landowners. Mexico City—No fewer than 25 vil lages have been destroyed in the state of Oaxaca in tbe last ten days by gov ernment troops. The administration believes the revolutionists in that vi cinity have been cowed by the terrible warfare that has been waged, and sanctioned orders for the retirement of the greater part of the federals from that state. Five hundred Indians have surren dered. but a large part of these were without arms, affording some basis for the unofficial declarations that little of real value had been accomplished towards the subjugation of the rebels, who it is feared by the residents of the City of Oaxaca will redouble their efforts with the added motive of re venge. In spite of the fact that the federals in all districts containing Zapatistas have been using the right conferred by the suspension of the guarantees to execute summarily, there is little, if any, improvement in the general situ ation. In no fewer than 40 engage ments reported last week the federals claim victories, but these for the most part have been insignificant, since the rebels ordinarily retire as soon as possible, doubtless to save ammuni tion. Two circulars have been issued, signed by Zapata. One demands that the owners of the haciendas unite to contribute 8000 pesos a week to the rebels’ cause in certain fixed areas, the other urges planters to hurry the work of the peons on their plantations as much as possible, because Zapata soon will require all able-bodied men. Destruction of their properties is tbe alternative offered. Plans for withdrawing a large num ber of federals from the north to join the campaign againBt rebels in the south are maturing. Many volunteers who enlisted to fight Orozco are being mustered out, having served the stip ulated six months. Efforts are being made to maintain the strength of the army, however, and as a result many prisoners are being drafted, and rebels taken in battle are being forced into the government ranks. The government is not inclined to regard seriously the movements in Northern Mexico. It insists that the situation throughout the republic is much improved. DEBS IS INDICTED. Socialist Leader Charged With “ Ob struction of Justice." Fort Scott, Kan.—On a Federal in dictment returned here against Eu gene V. Debs, Socialist candidate for president; Fred D. Warren, editor of the Appeal to Reason, a Socialist newspaper published at Girard, Kan., and J. I. Shepard, Warren's attorney, Warren and Shepard were arrested here byt a deputy United States mar shal. The indictment charged “ obstruc tion of justice by inducing witnesses to leave the country.” Warren and Shepard were released on $1000 bond each. The offense charged in the indict ment is alleged to have been commit ted in connection with the case of J. A. Wayland, owner of the Appeal to Reason, City Editor Pfiffer, of that paper, and Fred Warren, charged in a Federal indictment issued last May with misuse of the mails in posting obscene matter concerning the Federal prison in Leavenworth, Kan. Wayland committed suicide re cently. Reversal of International Marriage Rule Interests London. London—Great interest was taken in the marriage here of Charles Wil kins Short, Jr., whose family comes from Cincinnati, and the Countess Camilla Hoyos, at Holy Trinity church. Sloane street, as it was one of the few instances in which an Ameri can man has married a titled foreign woman. A gathering at the church com prised many persons prominent in so Speeder Runt Into Lake. ciety, and included the Austro-Hun Chicago — Two Chicago motorcycle garian ambassador, Count Albert policemen pursued a speeder on a ma Mensdorff-Pouilly-Dietrichstein. Mr. chine through Lincoln Park at the Short resides in Boston. rate of 40 miles an hour and were astonished to see the man turn his Larger Navy Is Desired. motorcycle into the lagoon, in which Kansas City—Neither congress nor he vanished in a cloud of spray. The the ordinary citizen is sufficiently con officers arrived in time to drag the versant with the needs of the United man from the water. Instead of say States navy, declared Rear Admiral ing he was going only eight miles an Wainwright in an address at the an hour he thanked them for saving his nual banquet of the Kansas City Com life, as it was his maiden ride on a mercial club in commemoration of the motorcycle and he had forgotten how signing of the John Jay treaty. His to stop it. address was in the interest of the Navy League of the United States. Wilson Attends Church. The speaker urged that the people Hamilton, Bermuda—The President seek information and use their per elect, accompanied by Mrs. Wilson sonal influence toward the improve and family, attended the oldest Pres ment of the nation’s defenses. byterian church in Hamilton. The pastor, the Rev. Archibald Cameron, Road Asks City’s Aid. offered a prayer for the king and then Denver—" I f the city of Denver will for the success of the close of Presi pay two-thirds of the cost of driving a dent T aft's administration, and that six-mile tunnel through the Continen tbe "new president of the United tal divide, the men behind the Denver, States be imbued with thy spirit, and Northwestern & Pacific railway will fearing thee, have no other fear; that meet the remainder of the obligation he be honored as the leader of a na and extend the road to Salt Lake City, tion and that his administration be giving a 168-mile shorter route.” one of peace, honor and prosperity.” This was the proposition submitted by 30,000 March for Paaea. Newman Erb, representing the con trolling interesta of the railroad, to Basel, Switzerland — The opening 400 business men of Denver, including session of the Socialist International representatives of the city govern congress, which is being held here in ment. It would cost $3,000,000. opposition to war, was attended by 600 delegates, representing all na Problem is National One. tions. Thirty thousand persona joined Washington, D. C.—“ There should in a parade through decorated streets be no such thing as a state line in the to the cathedral, where addresses commercial interests of the United were delivered in various tongues. States,” declared Chairman Prouty, Four platforms were erected outside of the Interstate Commerce commis and speakers harangued great crowd* sion, in his address of welcome here unable to find room within. Thursday before the annual conven Anti-War Riots Fatal. tion of the Aisociation of Railway Commissioners. Judge Prouty ex Berlin — According to messages to preseed a desire for harmonious rela the Berlin morning papers from Buda tion* between Federal and state com pest, serious disturbances occurred missions. there Sunday on the occasion of So cialist anti-war meetings. A great N«w Home Rule Resolution Passed procession marched through tbe streets London—The house of commons, by and sanguinary encounters occurred a vote of 318 to 207, adopted the new between the police and demonstrators. fiscal resolution of the home rule bill. Many were wounded by revolver shots This replace« the resolution defeated and sword thrusts, 14 mortally. Thirty on November 18. arrests were mads. IMPORTANT! For the protection of the public we have brought suit against a tirm of dentista near our office, to prevent them from placing our name iu large white letters on the front of their building. It has tak en us 25 years of con scientious, painstak ing and skillful work to make THE WISE DENTAL CO. known thru’out the North west as absolutely re liable and at the top of the profession. We in personal attendance. will not allow mu good name to bo jeo pardized by men who have no connoctioa with this office. Wo havo only ONE of fice, and that is in the FAILING build ing, southeast corner Third and Washing ton streets. The en trance Is on Third SL, and an elevator car ries passengers to our floor. Do not bo misled« nor forgot these important in- structions. DR. W. A. WISE Ask to see him. so that you can b e s u re you are in th e rl* h t place. THAT iOFT U P f PLATES. WITH FLEXIBLE SUCTION Our Interchangeable Facing, a “Wise” Idea The very latest in modern dentistry* more fallin g plates. O u r B rid g e W o rk h as been b ro u g h t to th e h ig h e st s ta te o f p e rfe c tio n . T h e te e th on th is b rid g e a re in te rc h a n g e a b le a t will w ith o u t rem o v in g fro m th e m o u th . We Give a 15-Year Guarantee. 25 Yrs’ Active Practice in Portland No WISE DENTAL COMPANY F allin g B uilding, Southeast Corner Third and W ashington S ts., ENTRANCE en THIRD 8T. Phones: Main 2029; A 2029. Portland. Oregon. fit DEAD SHOT 99 NEW PERK INS HOTEL DR. 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In the automobile and rail F O R EY E ettit’s Eve Salve road line everything Is running down. D IS E A S E S Tbe sausage and scrapple trade is on Others Could Tell Him. the pig. With the astronomer, how* “Have you any object in piling up ever, things are looking up.” wealth? Perhaps you.have an ambi tion to gratify. Is there anything you Red Credit Ball Blue w ill w ash double a s m any a s any other blue. D on’t p u t your money want to do?” "There is. When I am clothes Into an y other. fixed financially I propose to see if there Is really any money In the chick To Make Tires of Paper. en business.”—Louisville Courier- Experiments have recently bean JoumaL made In Europe looking to the utilise tlon of paper In the manufacture of Her Experience. pneumatic tires, tests recently mad* Mra. Bacon—"I understand one can having convinced the experimenter* learn different languages from the that paper has the strength of metal, phonograph?” Mrs. Ebert — “Well, the elasticity of rubber, and a cheap since our neighbor got his I know my ness that Is to be found In neither of husband has used language I never these materials: all Important quak heard him use before.” ltles. i c Rpd Cross Ball Blue, mil blue, b est blu in g value In th e w hole world, m akes th e Iaundre»a sm ile. Ancients Knew of Elevatore. That the ancient Romani knew how to works lifts Is the latest discov ery reported from Rome In connection with the Palatine excavations. Pro- Romulan remains have been found, In cluding 12 ancient lifts. One of the latter, which descends Into the earliest known city. Is now being cleaned and put Into working order for thp Arch- oeologlcal Congress. Whale Whips Five Crews. The largest whale ever captured I d that vicinity was caught In Fred Pe- re i’ fish nets, near Santa Cruz. Five launches tried to tow the menster to the pier without success. Nets and ropes broke and the task was aban doned. The whale was fifty feet long M others w ill And Mrs. W inslow’s Soothing ly ru p t.’ . b e st reio ed v to use for th s llo h U d ia a - u rio g .h e te e th in g jieriod. No Wife for Him. "W hat do I want with a wife?” snorted Bachelor Bockwedder, on read ing an old maid’s reasons for not wanting a husband. “I have a game rooster that Is vain about bis fine feathers, a goat, that chews the rag, an aeroplane that gets me up In the air, and an automobile that keeps me all the time broke!”—Judge. Unforgivable. Blobbs—"Why do those two girl« both hate you so?” Blobbs—1"I once Innocently remarked that they looked alike.”—Philadelphia Record. St 111 at I t I “I w 'uder what has becom« of my husband. Three days ago I sent him to match a sample at a department store. He hasn’t been seen since.“ "I saw him yesterday. Ha was at th* third counter of the fourteenth aisle, and was Just starting for the four- teenth counter of the third aisle.”— Washington Herald. OH! “You /■ Mealtime”«* Do you look forward to mealtime with real pleasure or do you have that “ don’t care” sort of feeling? Then, by all means, try a bottle of Hostetler’s Stomach Bitters It coaxes the Appetite, aids Digestion, prevents Consti pation, Biliousness, Colds, Grippe and Malarial Disor ders. Coughs and Colds You could not please us bet ter than to ask your doctor about Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral for coughs, colds, croup, bron chitis. Thousands of families always keep it in the house. T he approval o f their physi cian and the experience of many years have given them g r e a t c o n fid e n c e in th is s ta n d a r d cough medicine. Sold for seventy years. Aay food doctor will tell you that a medi cine like Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral cannot do Its best work if the bowels *r* con stipated. 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