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Or KO D AK rolls developed, 10c, any size. Largest and best shop in Northwest. Com plete price list on request. Best results guaranteed. J A C O B S r£SZ° P.-I. Build’?, Seattle Moat Centrally Located. NOTE THE RATES. The Modern Aesop. A dog, who was accustomed to oyer eat, held a piece of meat in hla mouth as he crossed a placid stream by means of a plank. Looking in, he ■aw what he took to bo another dog carrying another piece of meat. Snap ping greedily to get this as well, he let go the meat that he had and lost It In the stream. As a result his Indi gestion felt much better all the rest of the day.—Life. Only One Real Road. There Is only one real road to hu man prosperity, and It Is the same for a nation as for an Individual. That Is the honest road of hard work un der free Institutions, and when they tried to teach people that they could be made rich by some short cut, they were doing that which was thorough ly dishonest.—Walter Long. S u r e ly ! You can rely on HOSTETTER’S Stomach Bitters to help you in cases of INDIGESTION DYSPEPSIA POOR APPETITE CONSTIPATION MALARIA FEVER AND AGUE BOYS 0N A STOCK EXCHANGE Amsterdam Youths’ Privilege for Dis covery of Gunpowder Plot— En joyed Nearly 300 Years. Of the many quaint and curious customs, traditions and privileges pre vailing In Holland none is more ex traordinary than a certain privilege that has been enjoyed by the boys of Amsterdam for nearly 300 years, the Boston Evening Transcript remarks. At a fixed time each summer these boys gather by the hundreds In the great square called the Dam, situated In the center of the city. Each boy has a drum slung over his shoulder. Facing this square Is the stock ex change, and on the occasion In ques tion just as soon as the day's business Is over as many of the boys as possi ble crowd Into the building. They proceed to the floor of the exchange, where, pursuant to this old custom, they are permitted to march about, singing and beating their drums. The origin of this custom. It Is said. Is as follows: One afternoon of the year 1622 a crowd of boys playing In the Dam lost a ball In the canal that In those days skirted one side of the square. One of the lads, while climbing In among the piles on which the building stood, found Instead of his ball a boat moor ed In a dark corner and loaded with boxes of gunpowder. This showed clearly enough what was afterward ascertained with certainty, the Inten tion of the Spanish cqnsplrators to blow up the stock exchange while it was crowded, as It was every day, with the leading citizens of the city. The boy who stumbled upon the gunpowder at once hurried to the town authorities with his news. The boatload of explosives was quietly sunk In the canal and the Spanish plot thus frustrated. When the burgesses asked the boy what reward he desired for the serv ice he had rendered the town he re, plied that so long as there was a stock exchange In Amsterdam the boys HOSTAGES’ FATE FEARED. of the town would like to be permit ted to make the floor of the exchange French Troops T oo Busy to Rescue their playground during a certain Officers From Moors. part of the year. The request was granted; and so the custom survives. Paris— Public anxiety is becoming intense over the fate o f the seven French officers held as hostages by the PROMPTER IS ALWAYS HANDY Moors under El Hiba, at Marakesh, Morocco. Emissaries have been dis Little Device Held In Hand Enables patched to Marakesh by the French One to Deliver Long Speech commander, but have obtained no in Without Trouble. formation. General Lyautey, the French resident governor, reported to Do you want to make a speech and the foreign office that the volunteers have your audience think that you’re who had undertaken the dangerous so all-flred smart that you can quote duty had returned from El Hiba’s figures and facts without looking at headquarters where they in vain tried any notes? There's more ways than to effect a ransom, but could not as one. Outside of learning your speech certain the lot of the prisoners. "by heart,” the best device Is the The French column commanded by Invention of a man In Australia. It Colonel Mangin has been given full consists simply of a small metal case, liberty o f action to proceed to the suc no larger than the metal matchbox cor o f the hostages if such a step used. should be thought advisable. The A roller Is at either end of the case French troops, however, are too fully and one of the rollers Is folding with occupied to do anything in that way. REMEMBER it has served three generations faithfully. Try it today but insist on having HOSTETTER’S STOMACH BITTERS Ever-Ready Prompter. paper on which appear the notes of speech. The box Is held In the palm of the band and people standing right beside the orator would never sus Worked That Time, Anyway. pect Its presence. The paper Is un In the Irish rebellion a bombshel rolled either by pressure of the thumb whizzed toward an Irishman’s head or by the manipulation of a milled Pat dodged It with a low bow, and 1 screw on one of the rollers. went by, taking off the hdkd of a mai behind him. ‘'Faith,” exclaimed Pat Her Flowers Melted. “ ye niver knew a man to lose any Little Minnie, who had been spend thing by bein' perlite!” ing the afternoon at a neighbor’s, was presented with a bouquet of beautiful flowers. Upon ber arrival at home her mother told her to put them In a vase filled with water and they would keep fresh for several days. A few days later Minnie appeared with the wilted flowers In ber band and said; ” 1 dess I'll frow 'em away now, mam ma, 'cause they Is all melted.” Nervous ? Thin? Paie? Are you easily tired, lack your usual vigor and strength? Then your digestion must be poor, your blood must be thin, your nerves must be weak. You need a strong tonic You n eed A y e r ’s Sarsaparilla, the only Sarsa parilla entirely tree from alco hol. W e believe your doctor will e n d o rse these state ments. Ask and find o u t If you think constipation is of trifliai consequence. Just ask your doctor. He will disabuse you of tbit notion in short order. "Correct it at o n ce !” be will ••y. Then aak him abou Ayer'n Pilla. A mild liver pill, all vegetable. . B U i a w i - o . exam oo . u n g , n a . London— Funeral services for the founder of the Salvation Army, Gen eral William Booth, were held at the Olympia. In accordance with the traditions of the organization, they were held without pomp or symbols of mourning, but were carried out with moving fervor and impressiveness. Thirty-four thousand persons partici pated. The body o f the late general, in a plain pine coffin, rested high upon a white catafalque in front of the big platform across the end o f the hall, where all the chief officers o f the or ganization were seated and where 40 bands of music were massed. The crimson flag o f the “ army o f lire and blood” which the general unfurled on Mount Calvary was planted about the coffin. A bank o f flowers, composed of the tributes sent by royalty and by many societies, was behind it. In front rows o f chairs before the coffin were filled with representatives of various parties and also the equerry for the king, several mayors in the robes and chains of office, a delegation from the Stock Exchange, clergymen of all the Protestant churches and Jewish rabbis. But the rank and file o f the great gathering was composed o f the plain people, for whom the army works and of whom it is composed. The most solemn moments of the long meeting were when the coffin was borne along the center o f the hall to the sonorous music o f the "Dead March from Saul.” A small proces sion, representing many branches of the army’s activity, carrying the flags of their respective countries, preceded it. Every seat on the floor and in gal leries was taken when the service be gan, and thousands o f persons were hanked around the outskirts o f the hall, half o f whom could not see over the Bhoulders o f those in front, but who could hear and take their part. At the conclusion o f the ceremonies, prayers and hymns alternated for half an hour, after which a true Salvation Army revival service was conducted and an invitation given to sinners and backsliders to come to the “ mercy seat.” Dozens o f persons forced their way through the crowded aisle to the mercy seats, where they knelt in prayer. In some cases the police were required to force a way for the penitents. The meeting was turned into a col ossal revival. The most impressive feature of the service then followed. All the bo I- diera o f the army rose and recited the covenant o f fidelity, pledging them selves to be faithful soldiers o f the Lord. insane to Be Uniformed. Sacramento — Brass buttons on bright uniforms o f the army, uniforms o f officers and men with gold braid and distinguishing stripes o f rank will be worn by the volunteer afmy at the Agnews state hospital for the insane. One hundred uniforms o f the obsolete kind have been sent to the asylum. The management has interested the inmates in military problems. Com panies have been organized, forts bnilt, dummy guns and dummy [field pieces constructed and the ’ patients go through military maneuvers. Aviator Burns In Mid-air. Douai, France’—[Lieutenant Louis Felix Chandenicr, o f the aviation corps, was burned to death while fly ing in his aeroplane. He started from this city for Chalons on the test necessary for the acquisition o f the pilot’s certificates. When he reached Qrecy-Sur-Seine, about half the dis tance, his petrol tank burst into flames and the machine crashed to the earth. The young officer’s body was completely consumed by the fire. He had been attached only a short time to the aviation corps. Chinese Troops Mutiny. London—The Chinese government is endeavoring to hush up the mutiny of 8000 troops at Tung Chou, the Pekin correspondent o f the Daily Telegraph ■ays. The authorities, he adds, have taken precautions to protect all the roads leading to the capital, but the mutineers have defied the imperial troops, seized the road leading from A Brick Problem. Tung Chou to Pekin, and are looting If a brick balances with three-quar the adjacent villagea, defying all at ters of a brick and three-quarters of tempts at capture. a pound—then how much does a brick Hail Strips Orchards. weigh? Answer;—Three pounds. Logan. Utah— Huge hailstones driv en by a heavy wind awept fields and orchard« for 30 miles, stripping or Low Down Dog. Small Edna was out walking wltb chards, razing grain and clearing sug her mother when a dog with unusually ar beet fields. The loss to agricultur short legs passed them. “ Mamma.” ist« and fruitgrowers has been enorm said Edna, "did you ever sea such a ous. The path o f the storm was five miles wide. low down dog as that T ' Hotel Would Do. Small Willie was out walking with his mother one afternoon, when she stopped to give a nickel to a beggar. "Why don’t be go home, mamma?” asked Willie. "The poor man bag no home,” she replied. "Then,” continued the little fellow, "why don't he go to a hotel?” POSTOFFiCES CLOSE SUNOAYS New Regulations of Department Af fect Large Cities. EAST SUFFERS INTENSE HEAT Washington, D. C.— Plans were perfected by Postmaster General Hitchcock whereby the administration o f the new law prohibiting the deliv ery o f mail on Sundays will have no serious effect upon the handling of im portant mail matter. Holders of lock boxes on first and Chicago Gives Up tp Humid W a v e- second class postoffices will have ac Five Die and Many Are Pros cess to them as usual, although no trated—Corn Crop Aided. mail deliveries will be made by car riers on the street or at postoffice win dows. Mail for hotel patrons and i Chicago—All heat records for the newspapers will be delivered to them season melted away Saturday when through their lock boxes by the simple government thermometers registered arrangement of having that mail approximately 85 degrees. This was sorted on the railway cars before it on top of the Federal building, where reaches destination. Such mail will breezes were blowing, but down in the be regarde! as “ transit matter,” and cavernous streets the heat was above will be distributed immediately upon the 109 mark. One death and many its arrival at the office o f destination, prostrations were recorded by the po thus practically insuring speedier de lice. That the death list is not much livery to the addressees than hereto larger is due to the fact that this was a half-holiday and thousands o f per fore has been the case. sons had quit work at noon The maximum degree o f heat was NOVELTY FOR ROUND-UP. reached at 2 o’clock in the afternoon Pendleton Show Will Stage Genuine and continued until after sundown. The entire city wilted and gave up Rabbit Orive, the battle early in the day. The Pendleton, Ore.— Seldom is it given night had been hot and there was no to an audience o f twenty thousand opportunity to store energy against people to witness a coyote, wolf or the next day’s heat. The proprietors rabbit chase but that is just what has of department stores and factories, been provided as one of the features realizing the unusual situation, dis o f the Round-Up which is to be held missed as many o f their employes as in Pendleton this year on September possible and permitted the remainder 26, 27 and 28. Real thoroughbred to drag around as they chose. An in fox hounds trained to the hunt are to vading army of 16 enegetic men could be seen and heard close in pursuit of have captured the entire city with slinking coyotes, stealthy timber wol small resistance. ves or sprightly jackrabbits by reason Dispatches from cities and towns in of a contract which has just been en Illniois, Northern Indiana, Lower tered into by local the association and Michigan and Wisconsin tell of un Leyn B. and J. Kenworthy of Dayton, usually oppressive heat, which half Waeh. baked the life ar d energy out o f man The Utter Kenworthy is a big and beast alike. Prostrations were stockman of Columbia county Wash reported in many o f the smaller cities, ington and the owner o f a stable of and advices from Btnall towns and rural thoroughbred horses and a kennel of districts tell of horses being killed registered hounds. The sage brush by the sun’ s rays. about his ranch is alive with jack- There was one bright spot in the en rabbits and coyotes, while an occas tire situation and that stood out prom ional wolf steals down from the tim inently in the general picture of mis ber. He proposes to capture several ery. The torridity is pushing the of these animals, bring them to Pen great corn crop rapidly beyond the dleton at the time o f the Round-Up peril o f early frosts, which now con turn them loose in the park during the stitute the chief bugbear in the grain performances, put his hounds on the markets. trail and let the spectators see a little Although the'weather Sunday was excitement such as they read about. two degrees cooler than Saturday, five However, lest any humanitarian shud deaths of adults from heat were re der at the thoughts of such cruelty, ported. There were several prostra the Round-Up directors have announc tions, one of which will result fatally. ed that they have specified in their The temperature reached a maximum contract that both dogs and their o f 93, and a 16-mile wind from the quarry shall be muzzled in order that southwest served to dispel much of neither shall be damaged when the the humidity, which added greatly to pursurers overtake the pursued. the suffering Saturday. Riders will also follow close on the The low death rate is due'to the trail o f the hounds in order to rescue fact that few persons were at work. rather than kill the victims o f the Thousands scattered to the northwest chase. Round-Up park is a large en ern resorts to remain until Monday closure and tightly fenced so that the night, and the streets were practically chase will not pass from view o f the deserted. The lake, on the contrary, audience. The novelty o f such a feat was densely populated, boats o f every ure is expected to make it one o f the desciption being commandeered to most popular of the three-day succes carry the sweltering populace out sion o f thrills. where they could get air free from the dust and steam of the hot city. PLANE DEEMED UNSAFE. The death rate among babies was high and a majority of them practical Aviator Refuses to Fly in 316,000 ly suffocated or fretted themselves in to a state o f apoplexy over their suf Racing Craft, ferings from the heat. Chicago — There may be no Ameri can defender of the Gordon Bennett SCHOOL FRATS CONDEMNED world’ s champion aeroplane trophy, in spite o f the expenditure o f $15,000 by a Chicago syndicate for a racing aero Chicago Judge Says Socletias Ara Menace to Lew and Order. plane designed to travel 125 miles an hour. Chicago—“ School frats” and secret DeLloyd Thompson, who had been societes generally were condemned in trained as pilot o f the Aero club of a decision handed down by Judge John America’s monoplane, Nieuport, has Gibbons, in which he ordered reinsta refused to fly the racer on the ground ted Edward Smith, a former pupil in that it was “ obviously unsafe, ill- the Oak Park High School, who was ex designed and unable to fly for a single pelled because he was believed to be a mile as it stands.” member o f the high school “ frat.” This situation arose after aeronaut The court held there was no evi ical engineers, at Thompson’s sugges dence to show that the boy was a tion, reported unfavorably to him on member o f the secret Bociety. the soundness of the craft. “ Societies are and always will be a With Thompson’s refusal it became menace to law and order,” said Judge known that Glenn H. Martin, the Pa Gibbon. “ They inculcate in their cific Coast aviator, had volunteered to members a spirit o f insubordination, “ see what he could do” toward get prevarication and falsehood, and ting the racer in shape for use. thereby indirectly, if not directly, shield from punishment members Suicide's to Evade Summons. leagued together by secret pledges Andover, Mass. — Ernest Pittman, and pass words.” head o f the W. W. Pittman company, Greeks Ask Turks to Go. one o f the largest textile mill con Athens — A bellicose mass meeting struction companies in New Enlgand, held in the Creek island o f Samos or committed suicide here by shooting. ganized and sent to the foreign con He had been subpenaed by the Suffolk suls a resolution demanding the de county grand jury to testify regarding parture of the Turkish troope from the alleged “ planting” o f dynamite to dis island end a revision o f the constitu credit the Lawrence strikers. The tion. The Russian consul promised summons followed the testimony be that the troops would leave the island fore the grand jury against John as soon as the island police force was Breen, who was convicted and fined organized. Samos, which lies off the for planting the dynamite. west coast o f Asia Minor, a short dis tance southwest o f Smyrna, is an aut onomous principality under the sover Milk Cause o t Meningitis. Vancouver, B. C.— “ Owing to the eignty o f Turkey. ■hocking state o f affairs in this city, Lawful Osith Desired. one o f my patients is dying from spinal meningitis, contracted from New York—Governor Dix will next impure milk,” said Dr. A. A. Wilson. week receive an appeal from Mrs. About four days ago, Miss Stainsforth Sarah Harris, 33 years old, a sufferer partook o f some fresh milk purchased from paralysis for three years, for an at the regular family dairy, and soon act o f the legislature which will make after consumption o f the milk, symp it lawful for physicians to end her toms o f poison were apparent, and Dr. suffemgs by a merciful death. For Wilson was called to attend the girl. three years Mrs. Harris has not been He diagnosed the case to be spinal able to move hand or foot because o f a meningitis, and attributed it to the spinal malady which keeps her con milk containing poisonous germs. stantly in intense pain. Her appeal was dictated to a clerk at the Audu Rebels Fire on Troops. bon Sanitarium and will be forwarded El Paso, Tex. — Making way with to Albany. 100 head of cattle obtained in a raid Canal to Open in Yaar. on the Culberson ranch, situated four miles from the border and 36 miles Los Angeles—Writing a personal from Hschita. N. M., a band o f 25 letter to Clarence H. Matson, secre Mexican rebel raiders exchanged shots tary o f the Los Angeles board o f har with a troop o f the Third United bor commissioners. Colonel George States cavalry stationed below Hachi- Goethals, chief engineer of the Pana ta. according to reports received here ma canal, said that the big trana-isth by Colonel E. Z. Steever. Colonel mian ditch would be handling inter- Steever announced that additional oeeanic traffic in September, 191J1. troops would be rushed to the scene. Such handling of traffic, however, ac cording to Colonel Goethals, will be a Treats for Surrender o f Captives. "try-ou t,” in preparation for the for Tangier—Negotiations were begun mal opening a year later. here by Colonel Mangin, commanding Two Marines Killad. the French troope, with Elbiba, the south Moroccan pretender, for the sur Panama— Reliable information from render of Vice Consul James Maigret Nicaragua received here la to the ef and eight French officers, who were fect that two American marines have eaptured when the pretender recently been killed there. took the town of Marakesh It is Managua, Granada and Maaaya are feared that the followers of Elhiba "till beleaguered, and the inhabitants will massacre the prisoners unless o f the two latter towns are nearing they are soon released. the point of starvation. Weather Bureau Registers 95, Breaking All Records. REDUCE YOUR LIVING EXPENSES Eat Golden Cereal Foods and recommend them to your acquaint ances. You get better quality and more for your money. They are made in your home state from the beat Oregon Oats and Wheat. Large packages contain a Handsome Premium arid all goods are guaranteed. Aak your grocer. Golden Rod Oats. Golden Rod Pancake Flour. Golden Rod Wheat Flakes. Ralston Select Bran. Golden Rod Wheat Nuts. Golden Rod Chick Food. W. L. DOUGLAS SHOES *3.00 *3.50 *4.00 *4.50 AND *5.00 FOR M EN A N D W O M E N Boy s all w o ar W . L. Douglas $2.00, $2.30 and $3.00 School Shoo». Best in tho world W . L. Douglas make, and tell, more $3.00, $3.50 and $4.00 shoe, than any other manuf.ct-!'«r in the world b e c a m e they look better, fit better, and wear longer than ordi nary shoe*. CAUTION.—When you buy .hoe* be .ure W . L. Dougla. name i. stamped on the bottom. It guarantee, protection to you agaimt inferior shoe.. Beware of substitutes. W. L. Douglas shoes are sold in 78 own stores in large cities and retail shoe dealers everywhere. Fast Color fys/sts. Write for Catalog, W . L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Mata, Original Amen Comer. The origin of the name ‘‘Amen cor ner” la Interesting and throws a pleasant light on English Catholicity of the days before the apostasy of Henry VIII. Each year on the feast of Corpus Chrlsti the faithful went In procession to St. Paul’s cathedral. Mustering In Cheapslde, the proceu- ■ion moved toward the cathedral, the clergy chanting the “Our Father" os they passed along the street still sailed Paternoster row, reaching the “Amen” as they turned the corner known for years as Amen corner.— iv a Marla. Red Creda Bull Blue will wash double aa many clothe.-» as any other blue. Don’ t put your money into any other. Damage by Lightning In Cities. Investigations made over Eu-ooe leem to justify the belief that the dam- Ige by lightning, In the cities particu larly. has decreased to a very marked degree In recent years, and It Is ex plained by the presence of electric wires, which act aa a protection In dl- rertlng the electric bolts. Aa the wires are put underground, it Is ex pected that there will be noticed a great Increase in the amount of dam- ige by lightning and a return will be generally made to the use of lightning rods. _________________ THE PACIFIC LUTHERAN ACADEMY AND BUSINESS COLLEGE. OPENS SEPTEMBER 24 LOCATED NEAR TACOMA-Chrmtian; coed u cational; large campus; modem equipn :r.t; ath letics: new $5000 gymnasium under construction. PREPARES thoroughly, and In the shortest possible time, for College, Business, Teaching, Civil Service, and Citizenship. Languages a Spe cialty. Eight Courses: no entrance examinations; spe cial classes for foreigners. EXPENSES LOW: Tuition, board, room and washing,’ nine months, $180; eighteen weeks. $95; nine weeks. $60. You ask: How can you furnish all this for less than the usual price of board and lodging? We answer: By the aid o f our church we are enabled to give our students more than they pay for. We can’t tell all hero. Our free 50-page cata logue will do it. Send for it. Address Mothers w ill find Mrs. W inslow 's Soothing Syrup the host rem edy to use -or their- -UUdre-i .'u rlu g i\ « too thing period. N. J. HONG, Principal Parkland, Wash. Born; Not Mad*. “ Professor," said Miss Skylight, **, want you to suggest a course In Ilf« for me. I have thought of Journal Ism—’’ "What are your own incline, tlons?” “ Oh. my soul yearns and throba and pulsates with an ambition to give the world a life-work that shall be marvelous In Its scope, tbd weirdly entrancing In the vastnesa ol Its structural beauty!” “ Woman, you’re born to he a milliner.” Chinese Barbere In Hard Luck. Barber shops were the exception, /ather than the rule, In China In the old days, Itinerant barbers attending to their customers’ wants In the itreets or In the customers’ home. There appears to be no tendency to UICK RELIEF ORE EYES ward the Institution of barber shops P e ttits E y e S a lv e •Inca the change of hairdressing; In Locomotlve’e Diet. fact, the tendency locally Is to do Young Freddie la a natural student away with the barber altogether. Thus and observer, and he la especially In many families are purchasing hairclip terested in railway matters. The oth pers, which seem to be regarded aa the er day, waiting with hla mother in a inly essential to h-tron tttng. train mysteriously “ held up” at a way- Red CroM Ball Blue, all blue, beat bluing value side station, Freddie pondered: “ Mam In the whole world, makes the laundreaa smile. ma, I guess this la where the en gine gets lta dinner. They feed It on What Could He Mean? coal, hot water and matches, and 1 A young woman went to a grocery guess they let It have all the hot air 1/ /tore and asked the polite clerk 11 wanta for dessert.” he had some good cheese. "Yes, In deed,” he replied, “ I have some lovely Varying Grades of Caviar. cheese,” “ It Is not correct to call The finest caviar la the ble’.uga, pre cheese ’lovely,’ ” she said. “How la pared from the roe of the white stur that?” he Inquired. “Because ’lovely’ geon; little less fine Is the sevrluga, should be used to qualify only ’some prepared from the sterllated sturgeon. thing that Is alive." “ Well,” retort Both are put up at Astrakhan, Russia ed the clerk, “I’ll stick to ’lovely.’ " Way of the Truly Great. It la e a B y In this world to live aft er the world’s opinion; It la e a s y In ■olltude to live after one’s own; but the great man la he who In the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweet ness the Independence of solltuu£— Emerson. _____________ Discovery of Carborundum, Carborundum first was produced by a chemist who, while experimenting wltb electricity, happened to place car bon electrodes connected with a dy namo into a bowl containing some crushed coke nnd clay. M E X IC A N * MUSTANG LINIMENT THE POULTRY REMEDY. I I Mr. Stephen Holbrook«, Soc’ jr I Tacom a (W ash.) Poultry A m ’ ii write«I I “ I will ¿five Mexican M ustang Liniment ■ an unequivocal endorsement us a rem edj H for Humblefoot and Canker in the Throat. ■ H itherto I have found these diseases o f my I poultry very difficult t o cure but M ustang ■ Liniment proved t o be a positive remedy.11 ■ Painless Dentistry NERVOUS DESPONDENT ’/ WOMEN la 25 our -our hobby—our «tody fo r l yeers c . pride— 50c. $1 a bottle at Drag A Gan’ Store* m I d Bow our «ucoeM, and oura 1« tho b* at palniesa work to bo found anywhere», no motto»r how mooh yea pay. C o m p a r e o u r P rice«. | W e flnleh plate end »Ugs work for out town patron« iu one H«y |f daeired. Painless extraction free when plntee or I bridge work 1« order* | **L Contulut•(.« tree. 9 MolirCrown« Plates, Fa.—“ When I wrote to yon first I was troubled with female weak ness and backache, and was so nervous that I would cry at the least noise, it would startle me so. I began to take Ly dia E. P in k h a m ’s remedies, and I don’ t have any more cry ing spells. I sleep sound and my ner vousness is better. I will recom m en d your medicines to all suffering women.” —Mrs. M a r y H a l s t e a d , Platea, Pa., I Box 98. Here is the report of another gi-nulne case, which still further shows that Ly dia K. Pinkham’a Vegetable Compound may be relied upon. Walcott, N. D a k o ta .-“ I had inflam mation which caused pain in my side, and my back ached all the time. I waa ao blue that I felt like crying if any one even spoke to me. I took Lydia E Pinkham’a Vegetable Compound, and I began to gain right away. I continued IU use and nor* I am a well woman.” -M r s . A m e l i a D a h l . W a lc o t t , N. Dakota. I f yea want special advice write to Lydia K. Plakham Medicine Co. (eonfl- deatlal) Lyaa, .Wans. Year letter will be opened, read aud answered by 8 waaina and held to strict ceafldaaaa 55. C 22k Brief,, Tr«th4. f qndl R elief in Lydia E. Pink- ham’« Vegetable Compound — Their O w n Statement« So Testify. Q.H rillinn Enatnal Filling« 1.C Silver Filling« «1 Good Rubber m Plata« 5 .0 0 Be«t R«d Rubber _ _ - Plate« 7 .5 0 Paint««« Ezfr*t!ee . 5 0 A l l w o r k f u l l y g u a r a n te e d f o r f i f t e e n ye « re. W is e D e n t a l Painless Dentists M i n t M litlnf. Third (nSWMMnttan r M T U W O .M « • U a ib a n : l A S . t a l l . k . l u S | i . l M t OUT O f TOWN PEOPLE ran recelreprowpt treat ment» o f poa-Peisaneas, Roalth-building romediM from G GEE WO the Chinese doctor. Try once more if you have been doctoring with thle one and that one and have not obtained per manent relief, l et this greet nature heeler diag nose your rang and prearril* some remedy whose action 1«quick, sure end aefe. Hla prescriptions are compounded from Root a, Hertw, Hud» and Harks that have been gathered from every quar ter o f the globe. The eecreta o f these medicine« ere not known to the outside world, hat have been handed down from father to son in the physician«* families 1« Chin«. CONSULTATION TREE. I f you live out o f town and cannot cell, write for eymptoae bleak nnd oirowinr. enclosing « oeate In «tempe, THE C. SEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO. 162) nrat S t, Car. Me r b iii ». N. U. N o . M -U S