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M ËXICAN M u st a n g L IN IM E N T FOR SORE EYES. M r. T . F. Livingston, Cam po, Cali., w rite s : N o t lo n x a^o I had a horse w ith the I w o r s t case o f sore eyes I ever saw . 1 tried I m any remedies and they did no go o d . As j an experiment I applied M u stang Linim ent I d a ily and in ten days his eyes w ere entirely I w ell, f t w ill cure any case o f sore eyes tf | ! used freely and w orked w ell in to the eyes ’ 2 5 «. 50c. 1 1 a bo ttU at D n*g & G « n ’l S lsrss | PARKER TEMPO RARY CHAIRMAN Democratic National Conven tion Turns Down Bryan. All Agree That Presidential Candidate Mutt Be “ Progressive” -C lark or “ Dark Horse ’’ fRfC GOVERNMENT LAND Best fruit or alfalfa land in Oregon. 10. 40 or 100 acre* without money and without price, to a favored few who will share expense of putting water on same. JESSE IJUbSUN, ¿28 Ky Exchange Bldg. Portland Machinery Second-Hand Machin ery bought, sold and exchanged: engines, boilcrf*. sawmills, etc. The J. E. Martin Co.. 76 1st SL. Portland. Send for Stock L ist and prices. ■ 'P o r t la n d . O re g o n / Resident and Day School for G irls l n * ^ ^ [ch arge of Bisters of St. John Baptist ( Episcopal)N I Oalisflats, Academic and Elamentary De$xrtm»aU, | I llaale. Art, Elocution, Gymnasium. j For catalog address T H E S IS T E R S U P E R IO R I O ffic e 30. St. H elen s H a ll I Formation of Icebergs. The proportion of an Iceberg which will be under water Is determined by comparing the density of the lea with that of the surrounding sea water. The densities of Ice end sea water are nearly .92 and 1.03, recpectlvely, from which It can be calculated that only abort one-ninth of the berg'a bulk la visible above the surface. No ice berg could float with one-third of Ita actual bulk out of water, but If It were Irregularly gormed, with peaki, It might seem to be much less than eight-ninths submerged. Liquid blue Is a weak solution. A void It. Red Cross Ball Blue, the blue that’s all blue. your grocer. Buy Aaa What Dreaa Is to Woman. Fashion la woman’s literature. Dress la the expression of her personal style. By dress she conveys the outward ex pression of her taste, of her aklll, and even of her ae3thetlo Individuality. It Is thus that she contrives to charm the eyes of the arts, the art containing all the others. It Is not the expression of her characteristic stylet as we have said, but It Is her palette, ber poem, her theatrical setting, her vine of triumph. T r y R T n rln e K y e R e m e d y f o r R e d . W ea k , Wot cry K yra and O ra n u la ted Eyelids. Mo B m a rlin g — J u st E y e C om fort. Four Years of Real Joy. Germany has added another to Its list of distinctions. It has produced the perfect truant. A boy of Dortmund was transferred from one school to another; he found out that his name was not entered on the register. That was four years ago. Since then he has gone from home every morning with his bag of school books, and each evening at the appointed hour he has returned. It has now been dis covered that the new school has never seen him, and that he has had four years of vagabondage. M oth ers w ill fin d Mrs. W in d o w 's S oo tb ln s Syrup the lest remedy to uso for t h e ir ubUdrea I d l i n g ih e t e e th in g period . Great Piece of Luck. An English laboring man took • mezzotint into Christie’s art rooms 1 b L ondon the other day and was aston ished to be told that it was worth $1,- 785. It was the “ Children Bathing" of J. Ward, a famous elghteenth-cex tury engraver and pnlnter. Baltimore, June 25. — William J. Bryan met defeat today at the hande o f the Democratic National convention and in the opinion o f many o f the part; leaders here, eliminated himself from the race for the presidential nomination. The vote by which Alton B. Parker, o f New York, was elected temporary chairman over Mr. Bryan — 759 to 610— was interpreted to night in many ways. The Champ Clark adherents are openly claiming the nomination and there were many who are inclined to agree that it would be either Speaker Clark or a “ dark horse.’ ’ Talk o f Mr. Bryan has not ceased by any means. Some o f his friends assert that today’s vote was no test; that many o f his most ardent suppor ters were compelled by circumstances to vote against him as temporary chairman. They Baid, on the other hand, that the vote o f 510 given to Mr. Bryan indicated that he held a “ veto” power in the convention which put him in a position o f dominance as to who should be the nominee. Many o f Speaker Clark’s delegates openly threw their support to the anti- Bryan forces. This was regarded as opening a breach between the speaker and the former nominee which may cause the Bryan supporters to make a bitter fight on Clark. Taken from an other angle, the support o f so many Clark adherents for Parker was inter preted to a distinct bid for the sup port o f the conservative element in the convention. This conservative element, it may be said, virtually is prepared to ac cept a radical or “ progressive” candi date. The consrevatives frankly ad mit that to name a conservative or so- called reactionary, would result in strengthening the hands o f Colonel Roosevet in his organization o f a third party. This the leaders are anxious to avoid. Many conferences looking to deals and trades started immediately follow ing the test vote. Hearst-Harrison Illinois combina tion shoved to the background, follow ing its defeat over contested dele gates. Women representing anti-suffrage organizations appear and w ill combat the plans o f suffrage leaders. Hotels badly crowded and streets marked by noisy throngs and general confusion. Rowdyism rampant in convention hall, and managers threaten to clear galleries unless better order prevails. No demonstration when Judge Park er enters hall with the New York del egation. Many hisses when he is nominated. Chairman Norman Mack poses with gavel uplifted for photographers be fore calling convention to order. Numerous cheers for “ Teddy” dur ing general ouproar, which was so great that official stenographers had to stand directly under the speakers to catch their utterances. Texas brings first banner into the convention hall, announcing that state is for Wilson. Forced to Rely on Candles. Very few houses In the French West Indies possess kerosene lamps, candles being commonly used for Secretary o f Navy Is Ml. household Illuminating. The Import Washington, D. C.— Official and so duty makes It impossible for the peo ple, who are poor, to use either kero cial circles were considerably dis «one or gasoline. turbed Sunday by telegrams from Hamilton, Mass., announcing that Dally Thought. ■When there Is order, there must b* George von L. Meyer, secretary of the navy, was suffering from typhoid mind, nnd where there Is mind, then fever. Secretary Meyer had been ill must be a sense of Justice.—A. Conai here for several days, and about a Doyle. ■<— ______________ week ago his physician advised that A u t o m o b i l e E y e In s u r a n c e n e e d e d a f t e r he return to his home for rest. A t the xposure to Sun. W inds and Dust. M urine Eye time he was complaining o f stomach einedy freely applied A ffo rd s Reliable R elief. N o S m artin g—Just E y e Com fort—T r y Marina. trouble, but bis physicians and friends here believed that a few days’ rest Hen’s Ample Vocabulary. at home would restore him to health. It Is claimed that the common ben la dot far behind the turkey in her vo Spain Stops AH Gambling. cabulary. Furthermore, she Is said Madrid— Following objections raised to bo a much more fluent “ talker” than in the chamber o f deputies against the rooster. Her cackle Is used for gambling at Barcelona, the govern three different purposes, and each ment has adopted the most radical cackle is different from the ffther measures. Gambling has been pro cackles. One she uses when seeking hibited throughout Spain, even in the a nest, or when calling for her mate; most aristocratic clubs. Every town one when she Is frightened; and an baa been notified. A ll the clubs and other, of a triumphant sort, as sh« gambling saloons have been closed. flies from or to the nest. The San Sebastian Casino has closed its doors, and the employes have been Poet’s Beautiful Farewell. The government will God bless thee with blessing beyond dismissed. Popu hope or thought, with blessings which study a system o f regulation. lar opinion is with the government. ho word can an* — Tennvsnn. E One Place Where Living le Cheap. In the Blue Nile region In Egypt t native laborer can live very comfort vbly on six to eight cents a day. Plxc-4 U T X lm , .t- tru M u ( kill! »11 fliM. Neat. o)e»a. ornamental. oonven- ient. cheap. Last« all saaaea. Mad* of metal, can’t spill o» tip over: will not soil or injure anythin«. Guaranteed effective Bold hr dealers m • seat prepaid for 8 150 DeJUlb Are.. Brooklyn. ■ V. DAISY FLY KILLER ■ASOLO BOMlfta. Painless Dentistry Is our pride—oar bobby—our st»dy fo r years ss4 sow oar so*- comb . Bad oars is the b»st painless work Bo bo found anywhere, no matter boss nsoh j s i H T . C o m p are o u r Prices. AM w o rk fu lly r i s m s t e e d fo r F.fteoa yeera. W i s e D e n t a l C o ^ ia c . Painless Dentists M as M A I Ties a * «-w. u x m i l i W T IM , M i FORCIBLE FEEDING ANGERS. Socialists Assail Asquith for ment o f Suffragettes. Treat London— Intense embitterment has been engendered in England by the forcible feeding o f the imprisoned sulfrmgettes, who declared a hunger ■trike while in jail. This was reflect ed in an extraordinary scene in the house o f commons, when George Land- hury, a Socialist member, denounced Premier Asquith and the government in such vitriolic terms that the speak er ordered him to leave the house and threatened to have him ejected unless he went out voluntarily. Timothy Healey, the Nationalist, had appealed to Premier Asquith to release the women and the premier re plied that they could leave prison on giving a promise not to repeat their offense. Mr. Landbury immediately project ed himself at the treasury bench, shaking his fist in the faces o f Pre mier Asquith and the other ministers. With his face only a few inches from that o f Mr. Asquith, Mr. Landbury screamed; “ You’re beneath contempt. You know that the women cannot give such an undertaking. It is dishonorable to ask them to do so. Talk o f Russian atrocities! Why, you w ill go down in history as the torturers and murderers o f innocent women: You ought to be driven out o f office!” The house was quickly in disorder. The speaker, however, finally secured quiet and ordered Mr. Landbury to leave. He replied: “ I ’m going out while these con temptible things are torturing and murdering women.” He yelled this out in a loud voice and appeared to be much overwrought, but when the speaker warned him that he would be forcibly ejected unless he went o f his own accord, the labor members gathered about their col league and induced him to quit. Three suffragettes nearly succeeded in invading the house o f commons. They obtained admission to St. Steph en’s Ha'l, where they smashed the glass panels o f the door leading to the central hall, when they were seized by police and taken to the station house. The militant tactics o f the suffra gettes has assumed a new form. On the arrival o f a train from Tunbridge Wells at Victoria station, in London, it was discovered that many windows had been smashed, carriage fittings and cushions cut and destroyed and the walls plastered with written demands for votes for women and the abolition o f forcible feeding. The culprits were not discovered. Another batch o f suffragettes who had been on hunger strike were liber ated from prison. CURRENT EVENTS OF THE WEEK Rebels 8uftar In Clash. Mexico City — Official dispatches from General Auelisno Blanquet re port the capture on Sunday last, o f Naxas, Durango, by his force. The rebels are said to have loet 26 killed and a number wounded. No federal casualties are reported. Official dispatches from Durango re port a battle sear San Pedro early in the day in which seven rebels were killed, many wounded and the remain der forced to retreat to the hills. Tells o f Trapping Darrow. Los Angeles— Oscar Lawler, special government prosecutor in the so-called dynamite conspiracy case, was the man who arranged for the alleged "trap p in g” o f Clarence S. Darrow, by means o f a secret telephonic device. So testified John R. Harrington on cross-examination by the defense in the Darrow jury bribery trial Wednes day. The brief session abounded in sensational incidents, one o f which was a bitter denunciation o f the w it ness by Chief Counsel Rogers, for the defense Puter Under Indictment. Minneapolis— The grand jury has indicted Stephen A. D. Puter on charges against him made by the po lice. Detective Howard probably will leave for Portland to bring Puter back to Minneapolis to stand trial on charges o f having swindled the law firm o f Fifield, Fletcher A Fifleld out o f $2309. The swindle ie alleged to have taken place on May 2. The bail o f Puter haa been fixed at $5000. He ia «till in the county jail. Reporter ia Relaasad. Mexico City— P. A. Scott, an Amer ican newspaperman who was arrested by Raoul Modero, accused o f being a spy, and sent to this city on parole, has been released by order o f the min ister o f war and has le ft for the United States. Scott had been taking photographs on the rebel side and when he came into the federal camp the was arrested and held for three days and afterward sent to report to the minister o f war. Papera Denied Lawbreaker. Portland — Because o f his repeated conviction* for selling Impure milk and the revocation o f hi* license by the city health authoritiea, final eiti- zenship papera were denied Mike Tannler, a Swiaa dairyman. It will now be neceeeary for him to make an entirely new application and wait five more years, i f be still desires to be come an American citizen. Hydroplane Seta Mark, Rochester, N. Y .— Fred Eella broke the world's record here for sustained hydroplane flight when he piloted hia machine over Irondequott bay, 78 miles, in one hour end 21 minutes, at an average speed o f 54 miles en hour. Eella' flight was eut short when his supply o f gasoline gave out. The previous record for sustained flight was 46 miles. Are you so fortunate as to be well satisfied with your hair? Is it lo n g enough, thick enough, rich enough ? And your hair does not fall out? W ell, well, that is good. But you may know o f some not so fortunate. Then just tell them about Ayer's Hair Vigor. They will surely thank you after using it, if not be fore. Remember, it d oes not color the hair. Show the list o f ingredients to your doctor.' Let him decide their value. He knows. General Resume o f Important Eventa Presented in Condensed Form . fo r Our Busy Readers. Colonel Roosevelt declares “ no straddle,’ ’ and demands an entirely new party. A plague o f 'mosquitoes came near putting an end to church services at Vancouver, Wash. Labor leaders Gompers, Mitchell and Morrison have again been convict ed o f contempt o f court. A Paris physician declares he has a new serum which confers absolute immunity against cholera. M .rt. >T *h . J. C, 1 T I S CO.. L.w.11, M . . . «• M i. Nicholas Longworth, son-in-law o f Roosevelt, is inclined to support Taft, while his w ife espouses the cause o f her father. U.bloA'4 PANAM AS W M VII TO W IA III Mexican rebels are preparing for a retreat to the mountains, where it is believed an endless guerilla warfare w ill be carried on. Mrs. Pankhurst, convicted London suffragette, haa been released from jail, as she refused to eat and became too weak to be fed by force. President T a ft haa asked congress for an appropriation o f $1,600,000 to be used by th$ regular army and na tional guard for joint maneuvers. Seventeen bodies have been recov ered from the Niagara river, where a wharf full of excursionists collapsed, and eleven more are missing. Six strikers, including one woman, were wounded by special deputies guarding the plant o f the National Conduit & Cable company in New York. Girl strikers formerly employed by the Perth Amboy Cigar company, o f New Jersey, hurled stones and other missiles at the police who sought to ■top a demonstration before the fac tory. Gen. Edward S. Bragg, commander o f the famous “ iron brigade” during the Civil war, is dead. The recent heavy rains are reported to have done much more good than harm to fruit and crops. A "vacation session” o f the Port land (public schools w ill open July 1, and continue six weeks. GeneraljFederation o f Women’s Clubs The grand jury charges the mayor, Will Urge Measure. chief o f police, captain o f detectives San Francisco— Three big topics and several lesser officers o f the Port will be the main themes o f discussion land Police force with an attempt to at the session o f the General Federa bribe the district attorney’s office to tion o f Women’s Clubs, which meets dismiss charges against two officers in convention here. These subjects for extortion. are “ the Owen’s bill to create a na Because o f wide differences o f opin tional bureau o f health, a measure ion between those in and out o f con now before congress, the suffrage gress, it is believed there w ill be no question and uniform marriage and action on the grazing land bill at this divorce laws. session. The first named has met with stren The Washington State Federation o f uous opposition from certain schools Women’s Clubs has decided to hold its o f medicine and from the League o f next annual session at Ellensburg. American Freedom. There is promise o f warm debate on all three topics. Mexican rebels declare that if de Mrs. Sarah Platt Decker, o f Colorado, feated at the coming battle at Bach- probably will lead the fight in behalf imba, they w ill divide into small o f woman suffrage. bands and wage an incessant guerilla At a meeting Wednesday o f warfare. the board o f directors it was decided Cattle raisers on the upper Mc to recommend that the General Feder Kenzie river are sellingg off their ation Bulletin, published in Troy, N. stock and replacing them with sheep, Y., under the editorship o f Mrs. Har which feed in bands and can thus be riett Bishop Waters, be continued as better protected from wolves. the official organ o f the organization. Low grade ore in immense quanti The contest for the presidency o f the federation ¡ b waxing warm and he ties has been found on a monutain patisans o f Mrs. Phillip Carpenter, o f known as Mount Hebron, in California New York, and Mrs. Percy V. Penny- near the Oregon line, and a stampede packer, o f Texas, are campaigning ac from Klamath Falla is on. Lone Robber Raids Streetcar. San Francisco— A daring robber, un masked but armed with an automatic revolver, caused a reign o f terror after midnight Wednesday night in the Bay Shore district, where he started opera tions by looting half a dozen rooms in various lodging houses. He wound up by boarding a car o f the Railroad ave nue line, robbing the crew and three passengers and then forcing the mo tor man to run his car a mile and a half from the scene o f his raids. He es caped in the darkness and no clew to his identity has been found. For the H air Doings of the World at Large Told in Brief. Hiram C. Gill has given up trying N A TIO N A L BUREAU OF HEALTH to oust Mayor Cotterill, o f Seattle, by a recount o f the recent election. tively for their respective candidates. DAY OF OLD GLORY PO R TLA N D M AR K E TS. Wheat — Track prices; Bluestem, 93c; club, 89c; red Russian, 89c; valley, 89c; 40-fold, 89c. Hay— Timothy, $4(37; alfalfa, $11; clover, $8(39; oats and vetch, $10(3) 11; grain hay, $9. Millstuffs — Bran, $25.60 per ton; shorta, $28; middlings, $32. Corn— Whole. $39; cracked, $40 ton. Oats— No. white, $38(3)40 per ton. Berries — Strawberries, 90cO/i$1.25 per crate; gooseberries, 2<324c per pound; raspberries, $1.25(31.60 crate; loganberries, $1.25. Fresh Fruit — Cherries, 3(iz)7c per pound; apples, old, $1.50(33 per box; apricots, $1.25(31.60 per box; canta loupes, $2.76(33.60 per crate; peach es, $1.25 per box; currants, $1.6013 1.76 per box. Vegetables— Artichokes, 66(376c per d o*.; asparagus, $1 per box; beans, 8 (39e; head lettuce, 124c per d oz.; hot house lettuce, 75e*3$l per box; peas, •(37c per pound; peppers, 2<324c per pound; radishes, 15(320c per doz.; rhubarb, 24c per pound; spinach, 4(3 5c per pound; tomatoes, $2 per box ; garlic, 8(3l0c per pound. Oniona— California red, $1.26 sack. Butter— Oregon creamery, cubes or ■olid pack, 27c per pound; printa, 28c. Egga— Freah Oregon ranch, candled, 22c per dozen; case count, 21c. Pork— Fancy, 10<310|c per pound. Veal— Fancy, 12<3124c per pound. Poultry— Hens, 12|e, broilers, 18c; ducks, young, 12(3124c; geese, 10*3 H e ; turkeys, live, 17(318c; dressed, 21(325c. Hope — 1912 contracts, 20c; 1911 crop, 31(3324e. Wool — Eastern Oregon,' 14(3194c per pound; valley, 20*322c; mohair, choice, 32c. C a ttle — Choice steers, $6.75(37; good, $6.60fij6.75; medium, $6(36.60; choice eowa, $6*36.36; good, 66.60(3 6; medium, $6(36.60; choice calves, $7(37.76; good heavy ealvaa, $6(3 6.60; bulla, $3.50*36; stags, $4.76(3 6.36. Hogs----- Light, $76*7.80; heavy, $6 (36.60. Sheep— Yearlings, $3*34.26; weth ers, $3.26*34.60; ewea, $3*38.70; lambs, $8.76*36.80. some from curiosity; some to give or receive advise or Instruction, some from Idleness, some because others set the example. And everybody who could not visit "the sage of Monti- cello” at least gave thought to the great retired man of the nation. of Jefferson retained hts health nearly to his last dayB, and had the happiness of living to the fiftieth anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. He died at Montlcello at 12:40 p. m. on July 4, 1826. He was burled In his It was at Montlcello that Jefferson own graveyard at Montlcello, beneath prepared the draught of Instructions a stone upon which was engraved an for Virginia’s delegation to the con Inscription prepared by his own hand: gress which met at Philadelphia. Ills "Here Is burled Thomas Jefferson activity In the cause of the colonies author of the Declaration of Ind*pend brought him Into special disfavor enee, of the Statute of Virginia, for with the British and it was planned Religious Liberty and Father of the to capture Jetferson at Monticello University of Virginia." through Tarleton's raiders. Jefferson “ The sage of Montlcello" stands to was warned that the enemy was com day next to "the father of his coun ing to Montlcello, and he sent bis fam try" In the esteem of the United ily away, and he himself escaped on States. And this Is as It should be. for his wise counsel helped to estab lish this nation as firmly as did the arms and statesmanship of George Washington. The Sage Monticello ìvr w t tu * ft CO U N TR Y’S DEBT TO WOMEN. Where Jefferson Wrote the Declsrs- tion of Independence. horseback. The mansion at Montlcel lo, thanks to Tarleton’s orders, es caped serious pillage or damage. Though the bouse itself was not plun dered or burned, the rest of Jefferson's property suffered severely at the bands of the enemy. AH the stock and farm products that might be of service were carried off, the rest be ing wantonly destroyed. When Jefferson resigned from the Washington cabinet In 1704 he re turned to Montlcello to enjoy a retire ment which he Intended should last many years. Hut this was not to be. He was elected vice-president In 1796, and In 1800 he was chosen pres ident. In March, 1809, Jefferson, after a nearly continuous public service of forty-four years, retired to Montlcel lo and to private life, but he was so seriously Impoverished that he was not sure of being allowed to leave Washington without arrest by his creditors, but this, fortunately, he was able to prevent. Toward the close of his life, however, he became distress ingly embarrassed In his circum stances. In 1814 he sold his library to congress for $23,000, but through In dorsing a note for a friend he was completely ruined, and was In danger of being compelled to surrender Mon tlcello and seek shelter for his last days In another abode. Hut wealthy friends came to his assistance with a considerable sum of money. "N o cent of this," he wrote, " wrung from the taxpayer. It Is the pure and unsolicited offering of love.” In the last seventeen years of his life Jeffer son lived like a patriarch among his admiring friends. "The sage of Mon tlcello" was the moat prominent man In prlvato life In the country. Even to the year of hia death he was a great moral force In the land. As the former president, the purchaser of Ixiulslana, the chastiser of the Har- bary pirates, the founder of the Uni versity of Virginia, as the scholar, the philosopher and the savant, he was known the world over. Every day for at least eight months In the year brought Ita contingent of guests to Montlcello. People of wealth, fashion, men of office, professional men, military and civil, lawyers, doc tors, Protestant clergy. Catholic prleeta, members of congress, foreign ministers, missionaries, Indian agents, tourists, artists, strangers, friends Some came from .iff. rtlon and respect. There Is no doubt but that we owe our present wealth and ease to the courage and resourcefulness of the early American woman, quite as much as to the efforts of the men She was the mother of those great men whose Intellects were the backbone of the American nation. It was her sacrifice and nobility that made It possible for them to be what they were. Their Uvea are her eternal panegyric, their works the undying proclamation of her power. Aro we going to allow aclf Indulgence nnd luxury to eat Into her great work of character-building? Only by continuing effort of body and mind can we hope very long to survive pros perlty, do not let us forget It. Peace Is enervating; we must struggle If we are to amount to anything. When things come “ too easy,” character Is Immediately weakened. As mothers of 1911 let us try to seo that we bring forth men worthy of the American na tion, which I think w * must all admit was founded In the tears and blood of women.— Margaret E. Sangster. Wf & £ tin & ft The L A S T - 5 > riR F C P j é K W IL B U R D N t S B I T thè last red firecracker ft tyinfy alone; ' jjd,jonher companions Are bursted and gone. Not one of i| i-. Nor loved To observe its last spi Or hear its I, ' J \ red It lies on the sidewalk. But none takes it up —f Little Willie has wandered Downtown with t h e ^ p u p ) To inquire of the doctor..^'. If dogs grow new tails,' S A Y For a bunch of firecrackdnl Filled puppy with wails. Aai Uncle Thomas is resting A. Upstairs on a c o t f ' r y i i He must lie on his slOmflrli.K/ VN His back is so hot; N Poor old grandpa is moanifij?. "Cv •’-! - In grizzled despair, ¡L ’/TT^> -j For a wayward skyrodyhyl j f A /ft/I Took bis beard and his A.«»'. ; -v ¿fc* * 5 ^ 3 Papa has his head bandaged In coverings neat, r'/vu And a surgeon is fixing 1? The bums on his feet; Mamma thinks she’ll recoytrv The use of her arms, / « y «1 Though the red fire that bjfffied jd't’nj Caused eight fire alarms)? T is the last red firecracker Where it was flung down Ere the mantle of silente^ Fell over/ffieT& woi^ There’s no pne to explode-tU^ It lies whertitJeU. , ^ And must wait for ignition Till some one gets well.’ Man First Carved Woman. A pleos of stone, 18 lnohas high, oa which la roughly cut In bas-relief the figure of e women, le the oldeet known representation of the human form. It waa discovered by Dr. La- lanne In excavaUons In the grottoea of Laussel, France, and 1* thought to be 30,000 year* old. Scientist* believe that It came between the agea of the Mammoth and the reindeer, when the artist would hare used sharpened lints as tools. When Your Eyes Need Care T r y M u rin e E y e R em ed y . N o S m a rtin g — F e e ls F in e — A c t « Q u ick ly . T r y it fo r R ed , W ea k , W a te r y E y es and O ra u u la te d E y elid s. Ulus* tra ted Bnok in ea ch P a c k a g e . M u rin e Is compounded by our UcuilHts—not » "P a ton t Med icine” — but n»od In successful Physicians’ Prac tice fo r timny years. Now dedicated to the Pub lic nnd Bold b y lm igg in ts at 25c and fiOo p er lloitle. Murine Eye Halve In Aseptic Tubes, 25c and 60o. Murine Eye R em edy C o., C h ica go 80 Thoughtful of Him. nrldegroom (two days after wed ding)—"I haven't seen anything yet ol that $5,000 check from your father.” Bride— “ Well, you see, dear, papa heard that your father had already given us one, and he knew ws shouldn't care to have duplicate p re» ents.” N o thou gh tfu l person usee liquid blue. I t ’e a plnrh o f blue in « lurjre bottle o f w eter. A ek fo r Red Cross Hal! P*nr. the blue that’s all blue. Vital Statistic* of unitsd Kingdom Taking the United Kingdom as l whole, the marriage rate Is about 10.1 the birth rate 25.8, and the death raU 13.9 a thousand. Ha would Find Out. Reeder— Ia it true that It takes a genius to live with a genius T De Kuy. ter—I'll ask my wife about It when t go home.— Puck. A To n ic, A lte ra tiv e and Keaolvent. Tha beat rem edy fo r K idn eya, I.ivcr and Bowels. Predicates Pim ples, Eruptions aud D isorder, o f the Skin. Purifies the Blood and given Tone, Strength nnd V ig o r to the entire system. Really a Good 8lgn. Never let us be discouraged with ourselves. It Is not when we are con scious of our faults that we are most wicked; on the contrary, we are less so. We see by a brighter light, and lei us remember, for our consolation, that wo never perceive *u r sins till wg begin to euro them.—Fenelon. IOWA WOMAN WELL AGAIH freed From Shooting Perns, Spinal Weakness, Dizziness, by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. 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