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Years of Suffering PUTTING HER LOVER TO TEST Young Woman Arrange* With Pretty Girl to Try Out Her 8wo,thoart With Startling Raaulta. Ml»» Mabel F. Dawkins, l i l t Lafay ette St., Fort Wayne, Ind.. writes: “For three years I wae troubled with Lincoln Beachey, after a flight In catarrh and blood disease. I triad sev eral doctors and a dozen different rem hla biplane, w&a congratulated on hla edies, but none of them did me any daring by a reporter. good. A friend told me of Hood’s Sar "But I wasn't daring,” the aviator saparilla. I took two bottles of this said. "I put my machine only to such medicine and was as well and strong as ever. I feel like a different person ordeal* as I knew It could withstand. and recommend Hood's to any one suf In flying, aa In love, we must run no fering from catarrh.” Oet It today In usual liquid form or risks." He laughed softly. Chocolated tablets called S a r s a t a b * . “I know," be said, "a young wom an about to wed who decided at the H O W A RD E. Bt'RTUH - A s u ra r a»S Cbam lrt, 11 L«*d*iU*. Colorado, Specim en pricesi Gold. last moment to test her sweetheart. S ilver, Load. SI. Gold. A litar. Moi Gold. 80o¡ Zia« girl she o r O o p p o r .lt Jialllm r onrolopoo Bad fu ll prU o i f i So, selecting the prettiest tn i-y • knew, she said to her, though she knew it was a great risk: "HI arrange for Jack to take you D IIR R P R S T A M P S S tencil b a n d Braoo n U D D E JI D I A m r O g ijrni> C a l lu lo i d B u tto n * out tonight—a walk on the beach In a n d R ibbon Bad roo. Good Good*. Q uick B arrico. Bond fo r com pleto C atalogne No. M. A orno S tam p the moonlight, a lobster supper, and W ork*. 1011 A S t . Tacom a. W ash. all that sort of thing—and I want you. In order to put his fidelity to tho ASTHMA CAN BE CURED proof, to ask him for a kiss.' "The other girl laughed, bluahed In s ta n t relief. T ry o u r g re a t A sth m a B am sdy. e t flRST TRCAIMPNT. Read f a r m _______ _____ assented. The dangerous plot tic n r l M illar R em edy Co.. 7 2 1 Sa L St. Ti iWU. and was carried out Then, the next day, S econd-H and M achin the girl In love visited the pretty one ery b ought, sold and and said, anxiously: e x c h an g ed : e n g in e s , “ ’Well, did you ask hlmT boiler«, sawmill*, etc. T h e J . E. M artin Co.. 76 1st B t, P o rtla n d . Send fo r S to ck L ist and prices. “ •No, dear.’ *r' r “ ‘No? Why n o tr Automobile Business Taught “ ‘I didn’t get a chance. Ho asked In six w eeks. $25 to $30 p e r w eek ea rn e d by com- me first’ ”__ ANGELES AUTO ACADEMY. p a te n t men. BLUE CLEAR THROUGH. 2 6 9 U nion A rc ., P o r tla n d , O ra . C a t a r r h a n d B I o a d D ise a se - D o c to rs Palled to C ure . Machinery The one, reliable, satisfactory ana W anted— M e n and W om en economical bluing for laundry use ie T o learn b a rb e r tra d e . Tool* free. W age* w hile le arn in g . P o sitio n s g u a ra n te e d . In te rn a tio n a l B a rb e r School. 429 E. 6 th S t., Loo A ngela#. Cal. BOYNTON FURNACES Moot econom ical and effective fo r house and school heating. J. C. BAYER FURNACE CO. front and Market Sts. Portland, Or. S E N D F O R C A TA LO G U E. RAW FURS W e p ositively p ay th e h i" heat m a rk e t price*, as w e a re m a n u fa c tu re rs and th e re fo re can pay m ore th a n d ealers. S end for free p ric e lis t an d s h ip p in g ta g s and g e t full value fo r y o u r skins. N. M. U n g ar Co., th e R eliable F u rrie r« . 202VS 7th SL. EsruasA Or« learn the barber Tbe Old M aster now sup planted by the graduate. Good wages while, learning. Book fo r home stüd.v. $1.25 L a rg e st school in th e W est NATIONAL BARBER COL LEGE. 68 W ashington St., S eattle W ash. IN Fortune In 8tamp Collection. lady living In Sydney for many years has hoarded a collection of pos tal stamps left by her father, who had pursued hla hobby of collecting for 60 years. The daughter was Ignorant of any knowledge of philately and threw the stamps Into an old trunk. Last week she visited a stamp exhibi tion, and for the first time awoke to the value of the stamps In her posses sion. She secured the assistance o. experts, who estimate the value of the collection at $100,000. A trade I t 's Easy! Positions W aiting for K id and Women. HORSES DECREASING RED CROSS BALL BLUE—the blue that is all blue. Makes clothes white and clear. Dissolves instantly aud always ready for use. You will never use liquid blue again after once trying RED CROSS BALL BLUE. Price 10 cents. A H GROCERS. PARIS. T h e P u re Food Law s to p p e d th e s a le oi h u n d re d s o f fr a u d u le n t m edicines. They could n o t s ta n d in v e stig a tio n . H am lins W izard Oil h as stood th e t e s t o f in v e s tig a tio n fo r n e a rly s ix ty y e a rs. Why the Walter Worried. With a smile on his rubicund fea tures the hotel manager was enjoying forty winks. Trade was booming. The place was full. Good! Knocks on the door of his sanctum recalled him to earth. In staggered a perspiring waiter. "P-p-please, sir,” he stammered, "I’m In a terrible fix. A gent has Just ordered roast mutton!” "Well, what of It?” snapped the manager. "There’s plenty of It, len t there?” "Y-e-s, sir," breathed the distracted knight of the napkin, "but he’s al ready had one portion for venison ?”— Answers. _______________ The number of hones In Paris Steadily decreases under motor compe tition, and the horses that remain have to thank the automobile as well as the efforts of various societies for the better treatment they receive, for to survive In these days they must be fit. The army authorities take a cen sus of the number of horses, and the figures for 1911 show 72,488 in Pa.lt, compared with 96,698 In 1901. This means that the number of horses has decreased 24,210 In ten yean, or al T O C U R E A COLD IN O N E D A T ** most exactly a quarter. The military T a k e L A X A T IV E BRO M O Q u in in e T a b lets. authorities are somewhat perturbed D ru g g is ts r e f u n d m oney i f i t falls to c u ra . E . W. over this fact. It Is true that for G R O V E 'S s ig n a tu r e is on e a c h box. 25c. transport of war material and provis A Bracer. ions automobile traction saves the use “Hero," she said, offering him a of many horses, but there remain the brownish concoction In a medicine needs of the cavalry and artillery. The glass, after he had called tho sixth old standby for trained horses, the time, “drink this.” omnibus companies, will soon be of no "What Is It?” he asked. assistance, for autobuses are rapidly “Medicine." supplanting horse drawn stages. “But why should I take medicine?“ “You seem so cold. This Is good for the circulation.” W onderful Muslo. Sir Frederick Bridge, the famous organist of Westminster abbey, tells a If you use Eye Salve use the best. story of two ladles who were In the P e t t i t ’ s E y e S a l v e is the standard, is reliable and costs no more than infer abbey Just before the coronation. A vacuum cleaner was at work, making ior goods that are unknown. Used b' a great buzzing. One lady said to the Physicians and Oculists, helps where al fail. It is not the T u b e or Box other: "There’s the organ; Is It not others that cures, it is the S a l v e that does the splendid? It’s Sir Frederick.” The work. Guaranteed by Howard Bros, other lady said; "So It Is; I thought under the Government Food and Drugs It was Sir Walter, but he can’t play Act. Don’t be deceived or misled. Tne only really antiseptic Eye Salve that has like that.”—'Tit-Bits. been in the market for years. Sold by Druggists throughout the known world. A Crop Bulletin. Five-year-old Ella had been enthus iastically engaged In garden work all MEXICA N the spring. She was especially Inter ested In planting seed and watched anxiously for sprouts to appear above the ground. One day, while visiting a neighbor who possessed a slx months-old baby. Ella was delighted to see two tiny front teeth displayed when the baby For SORE THROAT. * amlled. "Oh. Mrs May." the little girl I t p e n e tr a te s au ick ly , rem o v es a ll in flam I « n atio n a n d reduce* th e s w e llin g o f th e I cried, excitedly, “the baby’s teeth g la n d s . T o o b ta in b e s t r e s u lts s a t u r a t e I a linen b a n d a g e a n d b in d a b o u t th e t h r o a t I have come up!”—Youth's Companion. M U S T A N G L IN IM E N T Just the Same. "The first thing 1 do every morning Is to tell my wife that she looks younger and more beautiful every a few h o u r s o r o v e r n ig h t, r e p e a tin g n e x t I d a y i f in a sev ere case. 1 2 5 c. 5 0 c. $ 1 a b o ttle a t D r a f & G e n ’l S to rn n | day.” “Doesn’t she ever suspect that you are lying?” "Oh. yes. she knows It; but It keep* her from starting In to find fault with me, Just the r ’ r « ” OPIUM—TOBACCO H abits Positively Cared. Only oothorixe-i K eelej la» ■ titúle i s O regon. W r'iU for U lw trttM circular. Kmrv iNiTsrur* 71 f. HTML P o r t l a n d .O r e g o n OUT OF TOWN PEOPLE The AIR-O-UTE A L am p b u ilt on a now principio. A m a r vel o f eim plieity. effi ciency. econom y. B et te r th e n a n y th in g you ev er aaw. run reo* Ire n rom pt tre at- n *•«»?* of If "n-Pot Maona, D ealt*-bailáis* romoálos Ina C. GEE W O th e Chinese doctor. Try once mor» if you h are been doctoring w ith th is one and tb a t one and bar« not obtained por. m anen relief. Let thla area : nature healer dia#- Boaeyour caae and p ra a m t« some remedy whoa# action is q u irk .ju re and «*&. Hi« prem rlptions -------- impoundedI frrw., R ev a. J í-rte . Unda and th a t b ara been n t h e M from every quar- te r of th a slot «a T h e «*• reta of th aw m e d rm a s known to tb e outaide world, but h a re le en down from fa th er to eoa ta th e oh ia in an g ' ilias In China. pnym cianr tea A I POSITÍVÍtV G U A R A N TIE D fOR S YEARS. ■ $ 1 0 . 5 0 C o m p le te , ( « p r e s a P e l* . M oney refu n d ed if n o t aatiaftad JR / | L i W ould you like to g e t one Æ Ï-V A b .e lu t .lv P R IE ? s i A W rite too AY. N O W B f l ■ LA H im 4 CO tat 2* FwdSewl CO NSULTATION F R E E . I f yoa lire out of town and cannot call. wrHe te r symptom blank and aircW ar. enclosing 4 cent# in stampo THEC. SEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO. 162| first St., Cor. Morrison P o rtla n d . O re g o n . New York City Gains 52.7 Per Cent in Ten Years. Natives of Germany and Ireland De crease in Metropolis—Biggest Influx From Russia. Washington, D. C.—A preliminary statement giving the distribution of the foreign-bom white population of New York city according to country of birth, as shown by the returns of the Thirteenth Decennial census, ta ken as of April 15, 1910, was issued by the bureau of the census. The sta tistics are subject to revision. The preliminary statement covers only the principal countries of birth— those in general for each of which at the census of 1910 upwards of 7,000 persons were reported—and the fig ures for 1910 are given in round num bers, being subject to possible revis ion as the result of later tabulations. At the census of 1900 the foreign- born white population of New York City was 1,260,918, but at the last census, in 1910, it had reached a to tal of 1,926,900, representing an in crease during the 10 years of 665,982, or 52.7 per cent. Natives of Germany and Ireland, however, decreased in numbers, the former from 324,198 to 279,200, or 13.9 per cent, and the latter from 275,073 to 252,500, or 8.2 per cent. For the United States as a whole, na tives of these two countries showed a decrease during the same period of 11.2 and 16.3 respectively. Since 1900 nitives of Great Britain, of whom there are now in New York City 105,800, have increased 17.3 per cent, and similarly nativas of Canada and Newfoundland, of whom there are now 26,800, have increased 23.2 per cent, while natives of Norway, Sweden and Denmark, of whom there are now 65,000, have increased 43.5 per cent. The largest increases are shown, however, for natives of Austria-Hun gary, Italy, Russia and Finland, the countries from which in recent years have come by far the largest propor tion of all the immigrants to the United States. In 1910 New York City contained 485,600 natives of Russia and Finland —an increase in 10 years of 301,439, or 163.7 per cent. The city in 1910 also contained 340,- 400 natives of Italy—an increase since 1900 of 194,971, or 134.1 per cent, and 264,500 natives of Austria- Hungary—an increase of 143,508, or 117.6 per cent. Natives of these three countries together now consti tute considerably more than half (56.6 per cent) of the entire foreign-born white population of New York City, as compared with a little more than a third (35.8 per cent) in 1900; for the United States as a whole the respect ive percentages are 35.3 for 1910 and 17.2 for 1900. ITALIANS DRIVEN OUT. Turkish Report Says Rout of Enemy Complete. Washington, D. C. — A 24-hours’ battle, in which the Turkish troops defeated the Italian forces, killing half of them in the rout, is told about in an official message from Constanti nople made public at the Turkish em bassy here. The message was transmitted to the imperial minister of war at Constanti nople by the commander of thè Turk ish troops from Tobruk, Tripoli, under date of December 22. The report fol lows : “ We attacked the fortified posts of the enemy. Notwithstanding the fire of warships and fort batteries, we en tered the fort and the garrison has been annihilated. Ammunition, pro visions, war material apd a quick- firing gun have been carried into our camp. The battle lasted all day and night. Among the killed were three officers of the enemy. Our losses were seven killed and a few wound ed.” Emigrants to Be Quizzed. Melbourne — People contemplating emigrating from the United Slates to the British Australian colony of Vic toria are to be sought out and in terviewed by Commissioner W. Cat- tanach, a member of the Victorian State Rivers and Water Supply com mission. He will pay visits to Den ver, Cheyenne and Chicago. His mission is to superintend the depar ture of the party of landseekers who are to make an excursion to Mel bourne under the auspices of the Vic torian government. Lemon Growers Score. Washington, D. C.—Amercian lem on growers won a signal victory over foreign competitors and the trans continental railroads when the Inter state commerce commission reaffirmed its previous order upset by the new Commerce court, reducing freight rates on lemons from California to all points in the United States from $1.15 per hundred pounds to $1.00. The fight over lemon rates has been in progress since 1902 and originally in volved the question of competition with Sicily. ¡ALCOHOL ‘ |uç FOREIGN POPULA TION INCREASES D 1S O S I « T M * MAPS^I K T M e B C S T M C O I C I N C O U C H I & C O L D S Indian Dogs Dangerous, Victoria, B. C.—Indian dogs, rather more wolf than dog, are proving a dangerous nuisance this winter on the Fort George Indian reserve, lately acquired by the Dominion gov ernment for utilization as interior divisional headquarters for the nation al transcintinental line in British Col umbia. The dogs travel in packs, wolf-fashion, and in their half-starved condition dare to attack pedestrians crossing the reserve. Man Smokes Cigarettes 116 Years. Navajo, Sonora—Pablo Moreno, re puted to be 127 years of age, died here Sunday. He had smoked cigar ettes for 116 year* and always lived on coarse food. He had never seen a railroad train or an automobile. TO LIGHT MOUTH OF RIVER. Powerful Acetylene Beacons to Re place Oil Lights. Portland—Buoying and lighting up the entrance to the Columbia river with powerful acetylene beacons so that vessels may cross in and out at night as easily as in the day, will be undertaken and pushed to a successful conclusion by the government as soon as the necessary material can be turned out in Eastern factories and shipped from the Atlantic Coast. Recommendations submitted some time ago by Henry L. Beck, inspector of the Seventeenth district, that this should be done, have been approved and the latter was advised of the fa vorable action taken by the officials at Washington. Besides there will be a general shifting about of many of the present aids and when the task has been completed it is believed there will be no more safe entrance to a harbor in the world than that at the mouth of the Colubmia. The project calls for the substitu tion of two acetylene range lights, each of 3,000 candle-power, for the oil lights of only 75 candle-power which have been made to answer the pur pose. The new and modern range lights will occupy the same positions as the old ones. Outside the entrance a powerful acetylene gas and whistling buoy will be established. It will be placed on the range line and in about 80 feet of water. On the bar another acetylene and gas buoy will be established just in side the first line of breakers. Then there will be a bell buoy on the range line south of Sand Island, which has been the scene of a number of wrecks. Inside there will be a lighted gas buoy placed near the present position of No. 8 buoy. STEEL SCHEDULE FIRST. House Leaders Plan Revision Work After Recess. Washington, D. C.—Revision of the iron and steel schedule will be the first thing on the tariff legislative program of the house after congress convenes. Representative Underwood, chair man of the ways and means commit tee, made it known on his return that the committee would postpone consid eration of the wool schedule until every feature of the tariff board’s re port on the subject had been studied thoroughly. In the meantime it will press its work on other tariff meas ures, with a view to adjouftiment in time for the national conventions. After the introduction and consider ation of the steel schedule the Demo cratic leaders contemplate presenting to the house a revised chemical sched ule and a sugar tariff bill. It also is possible that a cotton schedule will be submitted with the wool bill, depend ent, of course, upon the report of the tariff board. ThiB is not expected till late next month. If cotton is not in cluded in the wool bill, it will be sub mitted as soon afterwards as possible. Determination of the house Demo cratic leaders to delay the wool bill is calculated to have an effect upon the purpose of the Republican members of the ways and means committee who are drafting a wool schedule based upon the tariff board’s report. They are hastening, with the co-operation of the White House, to complete this bill and to urge it upon the floor of the house. If the Democratic bill is not submit ted soon, it is probable the Republi can bill will be withheld. Sir Edward Grey Scored. Berlin—The Cologne Gazette in an article on the relations between Eng land and Germany, says: “ It is right to say that things cannot remain as they are. They must be better or worse. We have done everything pos sible to avoid a world war which would do inestimable harm. The next move is with England, but the atti tude of Sir Edward Grey does not sug gest that he is ready to make it. There have been words enough; we now await deeds from the English love of peace upon which peace depends.” Madero Gives Franchise. Seattle—President Madero, of Mex ico, has granted to a syndicate of Se attle men headed by Moritz Thomsen a concession to build 300 miles of rail road which, when completed, will con nect the Pacific Port of Acapulco with the City of Mexico. The syndicate has already under construction 120 miles of track between Acapulco and an agricultural district in the interior, and the line to the capital will be an extension of the road now being built. The grant calls for completion of the railroad in six years. Csrline Merger in Sight. Chicago — Leonard A. 'Busby was elected president of the Chicago City Railway company to succeed Thomas E. Mitten, whose resignation will be come effective Sunday. The new pres ident is a Chicago lawyer and has been general counsel for the company. His election is regarded in financial circles as a step in the reorganization of the company preparatory to the proposed merger of all the surface and elevated carlines. Snake Store Fire “ Warm.” San Antonio, Tex. — While copper heads, rattlers and adders writhed over the floor and tarantulas and other poisonous insects darted here and there, firemen fought a blaze in the bird and snake store of W. O. Leary. The reptiles became liberated when the streams of water' shattered the boxes in which they were confined. Five hundred parrots were suffocated and 350 snakes were roasted. The financial loss was small. Setttement to Be Aided. Washington, D. C.—At the request of the Umatilla Water-Users' associa tion, Senator Chamberlain will intro duce a bill which will facilitate the settlement of lands on the Umatilla project that were originally acquired under the desert land act. CURRENT EVENTS The BRIGHTEST and BEST UCHTING SYSTEM! OF THE WEEK FOR CHURCHES, HOUSES, BARNS, ETC. A C ETY LENE LIGHTING SYSTEM S a m en dorsed and extensively uaed by th e G overnm ent. T h e y a re sim p le in construction and eco nom ical to o p e ra te , g iv in g a bright, white lig h t. E x te n s iv e ly u sed by ranchers in the N o rth w e st. 100 p lan ta now in operation. Doings of the World at Large Told in Brief. Send ua y o u r n am e and addrees fo r d escrip tiv e booklet an d nam es of satisfied custom ers. P. A. BRYANT, General Resume of Important Event! Presented in Condensed Form for Our Busy Readers. More than 8,000 persons attended the president’s New Year reception. 189 Maduaa Si., Portland, Ore, COLT DISTEMPER Can be h andled very easily. T h e sick a re cured, an d a ll ether« la sam e «table, no m a tte r how “ expoaed." ke*<t fro m h a ' in* th a die ease, by using HPOHN S LIQ U ID DISTEW PER CURE. G ive on th a tongue o r in teed. Act« on t ho blood and expel« genu« o f all form a o f disteiupar. lleut rem edy e 'e r known fo r mare* In fonl On# b o ttle gu aran teed to ru m one cnae. 60c and t l a hot? U: S6r.nd S10 dozen, of d ruga lata and h a rne*s dealer*, or sent eipreaa paid by m anufacturer«. Out «how« how to poultice throat«. O ur F ree Booklet give« everything. I ocal agent» wanted. Largest «ailing horse rem edy in exletenc#—twelve years. T aft’s support of arbitration trea ties is eulogized by the president of France. A compensation act is being urged SPOHN MEDICAL CO„ Chemin, end Bacteriologist., GOSHEN. IND. U. S. A. for the relief of injured postoffice em ployes. To Admire and Remember. MODERN PROPOSITION. The cost of living is less in the Pan “I would then have our ordinary ama canal zone than in the United dwelling houses built to last and built States. to be lovely, as rich and full of pleas antness as may be within and with Aged 94 years, the oldest member out. . . . with such differences as of the San Diego Swimming club took might suit and express each man’s a half hour’s swim with the other character and partly hla history."— members on New Years day. Ruskln’s Beven Lamps of Architecture. The South Yuba river is frozen over in Southeastern California, a phenom enon never before known within the memory of the oldest inhabitant. Salt Lake City has assumed the commission form of government, and five holdover councilmen may sue the city for salary for their unexpired terms. Loomfixers in Massachusetts cotton mills will demand an increase of 10 per cent in wages, and a strike may involve many thousands of cotton mill employes. Queless and sandalless Chinese in She—I am afraid you can’t support New York City celebrated the birth of me In the way I have been accus the new Chinese republic, the chil tomed. dren singing a revised version of He—Why—er—er—how much ali “ America.” mony have you been getting. Kolb & Dill, two of the most noted TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY comedians of the age, who have been for Red. Weak. Weary, Watery Eyes at loggerheads for some time, have and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn’t patched up their differences, owing to Smart—Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists a strong mutual desire for prosperity. Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 2&c, 50c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve In A new sheriff of New York has Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eyo Books been sworn into office, and declares and Eye Advice Free by Mall. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. his intention to appoint responsible women as deputies, believing they BIRTHPLACES OF FRUITS. will be more efficient than men in pro tecting life and property along certain The raspberry Is native to tem lines. perate Europe and America and cer- In Arkansas. The Russian council of ministers tain parts of Asia. The apricot orig The physician had taken his pa has decided not to allow the Salvation inated at China. The peach, too, was Army to carry on its work in Russia. originally a Chinese fruit. The cher tient’s pulse and temperature, and proceeded to ask the usual questions. The name of Roosevelt will be ry birthplace was near the Caspian "It—er—seems,” said he, regarding placed on the primary tickets of many Sea. and the plum comes from the i the unfortunate with scientific inter Caucasus and Turkey. The pear Is states as a presidential preference native In temperate Europe and West est, “that the attacks of fever and the candidate. ern Asia. The qulnoe came from chills appear on alternate days. Do The Union Depot & Terminal Co., Southeastern Europe, the Caucasus you think—Is It your opinion—that of Cincinnati has been granted a fran and the Caspian region. The apple Is they have, so to speak, decreased In chise to erect a union station costing native all over Europe, In the Cau rlolence, If I may use that word?" The patient smiled feebly. "Doc,” $40,000,000. casus, round the Black Sea and In Because of the omission of a word Persia. The fig seems to have origin ■ald he, “on fever d a yB m y head’s so in the will of a Cincinnati millionaire, ated In the lands bordering on the i hot I can’t think, and on ague days I his neice will get no Bhare in his $1,- Mediterranean, particularly In Syria. shake so I can’t hold an opinion.”— Llpplucott’s. 500,000 estate. The red ourrent grows wild all over Europe, In the Caucasus, the Hima Hyd* Park, Sunday Morning. A scheme for swamping Central ’Arry—Say, Bill, wot’s th* differ American repulics with bogus money layas, Manchuria, Japan and Arctlo has been discovered, after nearly $10,- America. The sweet orange origin ence between a atheist and a agnos 000,000 had been put into circulation. ated In Southern China and Cochin tic? China and the citron In India. Bill—Well, yer see, a atheist don’t Fire in a bird and snake store in believe In nuthlnk, and a agnostla «real: in New Shoes. San Antonia, Tex., caused the death A lw a y s s h Te a k e in A lle u ’i' V ont-H aae, a powder. only balleves In about ’arf of Itt—Lon of several hundred parrots and 350 It c u r e s h o t, s w e a tin g , a c h in g , s w o lle n f e e t don Opinion. L'ures c o r n s , n d b u n io n s . A t snakes, and caused the firemen an ex all d r u g g is ts I a n n g d r o s w h o i n e g s te n a r e i ls s , a 25c. D ont accept ceedingly warm time. s n y s u b s t i t u t e . S a m p le m a lle d F K E K . A d d re s s Oor Busin*** In This World. A lie n 8. O lm s te d , Le lto y . N. Y. Our business tn this world is not to A Kansas City clerk who died recent succeed, but to continue to fall in Now You Know, ly had $130,000 worth of first mort good spirits.—Robert Louis Btevsn- Once, after exposing the ridiculous gage securities stowed away in his ■on. trunk. He began work 30 years ago blunders of the editor of certain old plays, James R u s b o II Lowell conclud at $6 a week. ed with the remark, “In point of fact, To Get we must apply to this gentleman the PORTLAND MARKETS. name of tha first King of Sparta.” Wheat — Track prices: Bluestem, No one remembered, of course, what It s Beneficial Effect« * 1(0 ''2c; club, 79c; red Russian, 78c; this was, but when they looked It up valley, 80c; forty-fold, 79(5/80c. they found It was Eudamldaa. Corn—Whole, $37; cracked, $38 ten. Always Buy the Genuine Millstuffs—Bran, $23 per ton; mid Woman Win Rich Prizes. dlings, $30; shorts, $24; rolled bar Twelve first-class prizes tor excel ley, $37(5,38. lence In the mediaeval and modern lan Oata—No. 1 white, $30.505$31 ton. guages at Cambridge university, Eng Hay—No. 1 Eastern Oregon timo land, have been awarded this year to thy, $185$18.50; No. 1 valley, $15(($ women. Prizes of tbe same class end 16; alfalfa, $13(5/14; clover, $11@12; for the same subjects were given to grain, $12(5/13. only eight men. Barley—Feed, $36(5/37 ton. Fresh Fruits—Pears, 50c’g/$1.50 per box; grapes, $1.25(5/1.60; cranber ries, $1201/13 per barrel; casabas, $1.60 per crate. In th* Steps of Solomon. Apples—Jonathans, $1.60(5/2.25 per Two women came before s certain box; Spitzenberg, $1(5/2.60; Baldwin, magistrate with a fat pullet, each de 76c5$$1.60; Red Cheek Pippin, $1.25 claring that It belonged to herself. ®1.75; Northern Spy, $1.25(5/1.75; Th* magistrate from hi* high seat Winter Bananas, $2(5/3; Bellflower, frowned heavily at the first woman. $1.10(5)1.35. “Does this pullet belong to Mrs. Potatoes—Buying prices: Burbanks, Jones?” he asked her. "No, Indeed, It 90c(5)$1.20 per hundred. don’t, sir,” she replied. Then be So ld by all leading Onions—Jobbing price, $1.50 per turned to the other woman. "Does this D r u g g is ts sack. pullet belong to Mr*. Smith?" “It cer Vegetables — Artichokes, 90c per tainly does not,” she replied. "Th* One Size Only, 504 »BottI© dozen; cabbage, 1(5 ljc per pound; pullet,” th* magistrate then decreed, cauliflower, $1.90(52 per crate; cu “does not belong to Mr*. Jones nor cumbers, $1.25(5/1.76 per dozen; cel does It belong to Mr. Smith. The pul ery, California, $4(5)4.25 per crate; let Is mine. Take It round to tn# egg plant, 12c per pound; garlic, 65$ house and give It to my rook." 10c per pound; lettuce, $2.60 per P IL E S C l’R E P IN < TO U DATS crate; peppers, 8(5)10c per pound; g g is t w ill re fu n d m oney If P A Z O O IN T pumpkins, 1(5,lie per pound; sprouts, 9 T M o E u N r T d r u fella to c u re an y ceee o f I tr h in g , Blind, (5/10c per pound; squash, 145$l|c; to B leeding o r P ro tru d in g Pile* in 6 to U d ay s. 60c. matoes, $1.75 per box ; carrots, $1 Retail Market Disturbed. ¿EST AND CHEAPEST’ per sack; turnips, $1; beets, $1; par English growers sr* finding It more snips, $1. lili __ 1 Mil Butter— Oregon creamery butter, profitable to send their lavender to Ask your dealer for it. I t he dees market In bunches. Instead of selling ■olid pack, 86; prints, extra; butter to perfume makers, tbe result being not handle It drop us a postal carq fat, lc less than solid pack prices. and we will furnish you tne noma of Poultry—Hens, 12c; springs, 11(5) a surprising rise In the price o t oil of a dealer who does 12; ducks, young, 17(5)18c; geese, 12 lavender. _______________ (513c; turkeys, live, 205$21c; dressed, h j . . e c i i r wi e v e r . choice, 2245;,23c. Flgg—"As s talker, Brown’s wife la Eggs—Fresh Oregon ranch, candled, certainly a wonder.” Fogg—“Right you 374c per dozen; case-count, 35c per are! Wonders never cease."—Boston !:¡; milling dozen. Transcript. Pork—Fancy, 8(5/84c per poufcd. ¡ porti and , O regon ! Veal—Fancy, 14(5,14$c per pound. Cattle — Choice steers, $5.76(58; good, $6(5.5.60; choice cows, $4.60 «5; good, $4.25(5,4.60; choice spayed heif ers, $651,6.25; good to choice heifers, Let Us Rea i the Papers fa Y m $4.6051,4.60; choice bulls, $4.25<rf.4.50 good, $45/ 4.25; choice calves, $75$8; Clippings of every kind and character from the press of the good, $8.76(57. Pacific Coast furnished at rea Hogs—Choice light hogs, $8.655$ sonable rates. 8.86; good to choice hogs, $8.255$ BAU’i PIPS CliPPiUG KJUAU 8.60; fsir, $6(5 6.25; smooth heavy 432 8 . Main 9 t.. Los An**!«*. CaL hogs, $5.265i/5.60. Sheep — Choice yearling wethers, $3.765(4; choice killing ewes, $3.26 F. N. U . N o . 1 -M * . 5$3.75; choice lambs, $4.9051/6.10; good, to choice lambs, $4.7551,4.90; culls $3@i4. You can strengthen the system, keep the bowels open, prevent Colds and Gr i ppe by taking the Bitters. S yru H I os ElIXKpSfNNA manufactured bythe OuFOWHAfeSvWP® D A IR Y P E E R : I ilji I <n; ¡ALBERS BROS: c ò ijij FERRYS
