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Hoods S arsaparilla T H A N K S G IV IN G T u rk e v s. Gee**. Duck*; sh in us ©very on*. W rit« a n d t e ll u* « b a t you have. W e n e v e r c h a rg e com- m ieaion. We »-re i g today a* folio««: L iv e C h ick en * . 13c. Block P o rk b l-2o. V eal to 130 p o u nds. 11c. N o com m iaeio i. Addreaa a ll a b ip o ie u ts : f r a n k l . s m it h M E A T CO. " F ig h tin g : t h e B e e f T r u s t ” Portland, . . . O reg o n C ures all blood humors, all eruptions, clears th e complex ion, creates an appetite, aids digestion, relieves th a t tired feeling, gives vigor and vim. Lightning Seemingly » t Play. T h at the gambols of electricity a re moat fearful and w onderful was Illus trated In th e month of June, 1873, when, according to Flam m arlon, th e electric cu rre n t entered u b u tch er’s shop and followed the Iron bars from which the q u arters of m eat w ere hung until It reached a hook on which th e skinned carcass of a whole o r w as suspended. T his was galvanized, and for several seconds It was frightfully contorted as If In convulsions. Get It today In usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called S a r s a t a b s . Value of C heerfulness. C heerfulness Is a th in g to be m ore profoundly g rateful for th a n all th a t genius ever inspired or ta le n t accom plished. N ext best to spontaneous cheerfulness Is deliberate. Intended and p ersiste n t cheeriness w hich we can create, cultiv ate and so fo ster and cherish th a t a fte r a few y ears th s world will n ev er suspect th a t It was not a h ered itary g if t—H elen H unt Jackson. _________________ As She Saw th e Notes. W hen m y d au g h ter w as 4 y ears old she sa t gazing a t th e notes on a piece of music, w hen sYe suddenly looked up and said: "M amma, h e re 's a lo t of little boys on a w ire fence,” and, look ing down a t it, said, a fte r a m om ent’s thought, "and lo m e of 'em got h a ts on.”—Exchange. A Many-Horned Cow. ▲ cow w ith 17 horns Is the In te re st ing m onstrosity reported by a tra v e le r from the south. The horns, we are told, protru d e from th e cow's back, each one re stin g on a jo in t In th e spinal column. T he farm e r who ow ns th e horned w onder Is proud of her. She Is proud of her gift, and ou t of thankfulness for h e r distinction pro duces m ore milk than any o th er cow on th e farm .—D etroit F re e P ress. H is M a n ly P re te s t. ¡ALARM CLOCK THAT SPEAKS Tells Hours, Half H ours and Q uarters and Calls You in Time for Break fa st In Morning. And now It Is th e talking clock—a tim epiece th a t actually calls out the hours, half hours and qu arters, day and night, unless shut off. and will tell you the tim e to th e m inute any hour of th e night If you press a little button a t your bedside, an exchange says. T he w orks of this rem arkable clock actu a te a stout belt which runs over a roll connected w ith a sounding box. Upon this belt, or ra th e r film, the hours, which have been recorded by a phonograph, a re Im pressed by galvani zation on a copper plate. The m echanism which moves the hands Is connected with th e speaking device, and th is with a funnel which re-enforces the sound and projects It outw ard through a finely g rated open ing attach ed to the narrow side of the clock. At night a touch on a lever reduces th e clock to silence. But If one w akes and w ishes to know th e hour w ithout strik in g a light, an easily found but ton Is pressed and th e clock Imme diately sta te s th e time. The speech film Is practically In d estru ctib le and occupies very little space since, because of Its elasticity. It may be wound upon a very email roller. T here Is an o th e r new kind of alarm clock on th e m arket. It talks, but m ore for the purpose of m aking you get out of bed In th e m orning than to sim ply give you th e time. Suppose, for Instance, you w ant to be called at 6 o ’clock. Y om set th e clock with Its phonograph a tta c h m e n t for 6 o'clock. T hen you go to bed. At 6 o ’clock In th e m orning the clock s ta rts th e phonograph and you a re aw akened by a voice yelling, “Get up; get up. Tim e to get up. B reak fa st is waiting. You have hardly tim e to catch your train . Get up. H urry, now, e tc.” A tender-hearted youth w as onco p resen t a t an Oxford supper, w here D o Y o n P i e E y . S a lv .T th e fath ers of those assem bled w ere A p p ly o n ly fro m A s e p tic T u b e s to being roundly abused for th e ir p a rsi P r e v e n t I n f e c t i o n . M u r i n e E y e Salve In Tubes — N e w S iz e 25c. u rin e E y e L lq - mony In supplying th e dem ands of | uid 25c-50c. E y e B o o k s M in each Fkg. th e ir sons. A t last, a fte r having long Ill-Fitting Shoes to Blame. k ept silence, he lifted up his voice In mild protest. “A fter all, gentlem en,” T h e cause of m any broken insteps he said, "let us rem em ber th a t they com es from im perfectly fitted shoes. a re our fellow -creatures." W hen fitting, if th ere is too much space left in th e toe of th e shoe th ere An Ideal. Is no doubt about It th a t aa soon as I will striv e to raise my own body th e sh o e Is w orn for a sh o rt tim e th e and soul dally into h ig h er pow ers of heel will begin to chafe and cause the duty and happiness; no t In rlvalshlp w earer much annoyance th a t could be or contention with others, but for th e well dispensed w ith. If th e clerk Is help, delight, honor of o thers, and given enough tim e to fit th e foot right. for th e joy and peace of my ow n life. T h e b all of th e foot should be a t th e —John Ruskln. curve of th e sole. Finland Appeals to T ourist. ALUMINUM AIR-COOLED PIPE Origin of Common Names. F inland, w ith Its thousand lakes, la K ings In th e e a rlie st days w ere now considered a ttra c tiv e enough to m erely “fa th e rs of fam ilies,” and the W orked on 8am« Principle as Motor be on th e general to u rist's list. cycle and A eroplane Engines— w ord Is derived from th e sam e source H eat Is Radiated. as “kin." Queen a t first m ean t "wife" OW A RD E . B U R T O N - A aaayer a n d C h e m ist, or “m other.” An earl was an “eld er” H L e a d v ille , C o lo rad o . S p e c im e n p ric e s: G o ld , S ilv e r , L e a d , $1. G o ld , S ilv e r, 75c; G o id { 50c; Z in o The curious pipe shown In this Il In th e prim itive society, w hile “czar” o r C o p p er, $1. M a ilin g e n v e lo p e s a id f u l l p r ic e l is t s e n t o n a p p lic a tio n . C o n tro l a n d U m p ire w o rk s o an d "k a ise r” are both derived from lu stration Is m ade of alu m ln u m ^ n d Is lio ite d . R e fe re n c e : C a rb o n a te N a tio n a l B a n k . "C aesar.” A dandelion Is or once was air-cooled In th e sam e m anner as mo- “d en t de leon.” m eaning th e llqn's W A N T E D —A t once, 2 men to learn tooth, and vinegar w as once "vln to drive and rep air automobiles. algre,” w hich m eans sour wine. HAW THORNE GARAGE 445 H aw thorne Ave., Portland, Ore. DON’T BUY W ATER. KODAKS AND KODAK S U P P L I E S W hen you buy bluing for your laundry w ork, get RED CROSS BALL W r ite f o r c a ta lo g u e » a n d l it e r a t u r e . D e v e lo p in g BLUE. A pure solid ball of blue, not a n d p r in t in g . M ail o r d e r s g iv e n p r o m p t a tt e n ti o n P a ten t Air-Cooled Pipe. a b o ttle of colored w ater. F o r t l a n d P h o t o S u p p l y C o. PO RTL 149 T h ir d S t r e e t LAND. ORE. U sed in thousands of hom es for 20 torcycle and aeroplane engines. The years. M akes clothes pure white. series of rings around th e bowl radi AT ALL GROCERS. ate h eat on th e sam e principle as S e c o n d -H a n d M a c h in P rice, 10 cen ts. e r y b o u g h t, so ld a n d ex ch an g ed : e n g in e s , those on the above m entioned gaso O rdered Modest Inscription. b o ile rs , s a w m ills , e t c . T h e J . E . M a r tin C o., 76 1 s t S L , P o r t l a n d . S e n d f o r S to c k L i s t a n d p r ic e s . W esley ordered th a t th is Inscrip line engine. tion, If any. should be placed upon his COLLECTIONS E V E R Y W H E R E —No tom bstone; “H ere lieth the body of Motor for Pow der Factory. charge unless we g e t your money. John W esley, a brand plucked out of A special type of m otor has been Colton A djustm ent Co., 410 Abington th e burning, who died of consum ption bu ilt for a B ritish powder factory. In Bldg., 106J Third S t., Portland. In th e fifty-first y ear of his age, and which precautions have been taken to leaving, a fte r his debts are jiald, ten re n d e r th e m otor flame-proof and BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL pounds behind him ; praying, God be explosion-proof. The m otor case Is tri the «Mi thorMfh awtradims ■ érivag m erciful to me an unprofitable ser very strongly built, so th a t It will nrat ictl work that cao be prodo ceti, aim v an t." _________________ stan d explosion of d ust or gases which lathe work, drill pro» and f a r « . Finely «quipped machie shop aad wiool m ight find th e ir way Into It. The One Solace Left. rooci. Tin bon fee $35 caafc $40 payments $10 par weak. T he p resid en t of an easte rn college jo in ts of the m otor case are packed BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL I Is au th o rity for th e statem en t th a t the w ith hemp rope dipped In tar. this GARAGE. av erag e salary of college professors being considered m ore durable than I m M ZU m i Marruca. Pardead. Or. thro u g h o u t th is country Is less than ru b b er a t high tem p eratures. The $1.00 S a v e d is o n e m a d e , a n d y o u c a n th e average wages of th e d riv ers of b earings are also specially packed to p revent th e escape of hot gas In case s a v e m o re t h a n o n e d o lla r b y b u y i n g y o u r H a t s d i r e c t f r o m f a c t o r y . W e Ice wagons. It Is to be hoped th a t the of explosion w ithin th e motor. No m a k e th e m a n d s e ll th e m d i r e c t t o y o u . privilege of m entioning one’s compen ) H a t s m a d e to o r d e r , a n y s h a p e , s ty l e sation as "sa la ry ” Instead of "w ages” v entilation for th e In terio r of the mo ______ J a n d c o lo r. H a t s c le a n e d a n d b lo c k e d . A ll w o r k g u a r a n t e e d . P r ic e s v e r y r e a s o n a b le . Is adequate solace to th e pedagoglo to r Is provided, but th e casing Is formed with corrugations which fu r T ry u s o n y o u r n e x t h a t. mind. _________________ nish a large cooling surface. ROYAL HAT W ORKS ■ a l ardors promptly attended 1«. Mail 8442. 223 First Si. Portland P ost of Honor. Reasons for P aris Floods. W hen vice prevails and Impious Two reasons a re ascribed by French Skylights Tanks Gutters men b ear sway, th e post of honor Is scie n tists for th e floods th a t nearly th e p riv ate station.—Addison. Down Spouts Steel Ceiling overw helm ed P aris. One is the whole sale cutting down of trees In the Ar Coolness In Extrem ity. /. C BAYER "Do you th in k he would be cool In dennes. th e Vosges, B urgundy and 2 u 4 Market Portland. Oregon tim e of d an g er?” "I th in k h it feet along the affluents of the Seine. The SEN D FOR CATALOGUE. o th er is th e com et visitations. The would.”—H ouston Post. theory of th e noted astronom er, M. D eslandres, is th a t th e cathodic rays of th e sun, p en etratin g th e gaseous tails of com ets, a re tu rn ed Into X- H ow to rays, notorious condensers of vapors. G et W ell and He holds th a t when the tall of a com et becomes entangled in th e e a rth ’s a t K eep S o. m osphere serious floods may re s u lt Machinery M e x ic a n M u sta n g L inim ent D R . WO FOR RHEUMATISM. T h e e m i n e n t C h in e s e d o c to r , t r e a t s w i t h n o n - p o is o n o u s , n o n - in j u r i o u s h e r b s a n d c u r e s s u c h d is e a s e s o f t h e T h r o a t, H e a r t , L iv e r , L u n g s . S to m a c h , K id n e y s , A s t h m a , P n e u m o n ia , C o n s u m p tio n , C h r o n ic C o u g h , P ile s , C o n s tip a tio n . D y s e n t e r y , N e r v o u s n e s s , D iz z in e s s , N e u r a lg i a . H eadache, L u m b a g o . A p p e n d ic itis , R h e u m a ti s m , C a ta r r h . E czem a, E tc . Mrs. O live H untington, Norton«, O re., sa y s: | I *' I c o n s id e r y o u r M e x ic a n M u s t a n g L i n i m e n t t h e b e s t o f l in i m e n t s . I h a v e u s e d I i t fo r d iffe re n t a ilm e n ts a n d i t a l w a y s ! g a v e s a t i s f a c t o r y r e s u l ts . I t is e s p e c ia lly I g o o d in c a s e s o f I n f l a m m a t o r y R h e u m a - 1 t i s m a n d a l l f o r m s o f l a m e n e s s .” I C O N S U L T A T IO N F R E E 23c. 50c. $1 a bottle a t D rug A GenT S tores | I t i s b e t t e r to c a ll t h a n w r i te , b u t th o s e w h o a r e u n a b le t o c o m e , s e n d 4 c e n ts in s t a m p s a n d s e c u r e s y m p to m b la n k . A f t e r c a r e f u ll y g i v in g s y m p to m s t h e s e w o n d e r f u l h e a lt h - g i v i n g h e r b s c a n b e s e c u r e d , w h ic h w ill p u t y o u o n t h e ro a d t o re c o v e r y . O E S C H ’S Wo Chinese Medical Co. 2 5 0 V 4 A ld e r S t . C o r . T h ir d . P o r t la n d , O r ALCOHOL K f e j e y OPIUM—TOBACCO lu r e PORTLANID.OREGON.ll H a b it a P o s i t i v e l y C u r e d . 1 O n ly a u t h o r i z e d K e e l e y I n . l a t i t a t e i n O r e g o n . W r it® fo r U H a tr a te d c ir c u la r . I W P T ir * , 7 1 L 1 1 TR ■ . 1 FOI HHEUMATISH. 8EU8ILBII, SPHAINS, BRUISES 08 881 PAH. ; Knur M A D E O NLY BY B L U H A U E R -F R A N K D R U G C O . PO R TLA N D . OREGON W. L. DOUGLAS •2.50, »3.00, »3.50 & *4.00 SHOES Men and W omen wear W L D o u f lu shoes because thev are the best shoes produced in this country for the price. Insist upon b a r ing them. Take no other make. THE STANDARD OF QUALITY FO R O V ER 30 Y E A R S T h e assurance that goes with an estab- fc k ed reputation is your assurance in buying W. L D ouglas shoes. " ♦ If I could take you into m y Urge fa<4ori„ • t B rockton. M ass., and show you bo w carefully W .L D o u g ia s shoes are m ade, you w ould then understand w h y they are w a r r a n t e d to hold their shape, fit better a n d i w ear longer than any o ther m ake for the price I CAUTION Th* e e n n i n r b a r , W . I,, l i n . r l s , I 1 l u '1 n a m e . m l p r ic e « la m p e d o n b o tto m j IT y v n r * a » o « . .t o x in W I . r > „ ( l u . h o « . I s o r r P * T r " f . . . . M n v . S l . W I . H s f P " w r i t* t n T e x t i l n e m a t d ire -« S 3 .n o - I H O K - „ I I I p . . . i l l r r l , » n t » e a s t o i c o i s J U' * " V * r -_?!1 A “ « « p r e p a i d . W . I _ T W O F A I K - , , f o r d i n a r y h o , s ' a h a « ■ V I O L A S . l a s S p a r k h u . B r o c k to n . M aaa. F a s t Deter f p s t e t* i/M d (.a m tr e e f. ■ Study Internal Organs. A F ren ch scien tist has com bined the m oving p icture "camera and X-ray ap p aratu s Into an In stru m en t by which th e processes of in tern al organs may be studied, and has given It the nam e of bioroentgenograph. i N O T E S o r SCIENCE INVENTION W omen have usually b etter eye sig h t th a n men. The average pulse of a healthy man beata 72 tim es a m inute. In th e whole of France, last year, th e re w ere 497 balloon ascensions. T here a re eleven periodic com ets of which th e retu rn haa been observed. Sunflower seeds are eaten In Rus sia much as p eanuts a re eaten In th e U nited States. Some of th e new est autom atic pistols are powerful enough to kill a man 1,000 yards away From an a rtistic point of view a wo m an's face la m ore beautiful when viewed from th e left. The exporta of phonographs and records from th e U nited S tates have doubled in two years. Among th e la te st Inventions Is a m achine which affixes stam p« a t the ra te of 4.000 an hour. Lead glass. It has been found by English ex p erts, la alm ost as Im per vious to X-rays as lead Itself. About (00.000 penguin eggs a ra g athered from nearby islands and sold for food In Cape Colony each year. An in stru m en t for m easuring tha nocturnal te rre stria l radiation of beat haa been Invented by a Danish scien tist. A new hydroplane boat Is said to be capable of a speed of forty-five nautical ml lea an bour, or fifty-two sta tu te nlW a areiyr.at.ii in n u .n ce. People w ith m agnetic bodies a ra no« an known and six yenra ago doctors discovered a t V ladikavkaz, in the Caucasus, in girl of twelve, whose body was practically a m ag n et Ac cording to a medico who exam ined her, every object which ahe approach ed would move. Once she walked closa Cyclone and Blizzard Spread to a kitchen dresser, and in an Instant th e crockery upon it began to dance. Misery and Destruction. On another occasion a heavy bottle standing upon a table was raised In the a ir when th e m agnetlo m aiden C hicago S uffers H ot W ave, Then w ent n ear It- Rain Follows, T urning to Snow and Ice. Hits H im self in H ead With H am m er. I t is ju s t as reasonable to h it your self in th e head w ith a ham m er to cure a headache as it is to try to cure Chicago— R eports tell o f death and rheum atism w ith alcohol. Salgrene in ju ry and extensive property loss contains absolutely no alcohol. P ro resu ltin g from cyclonic storm s th a t curable a t all druggists. raged la te S aturday in Southern W is Ready for the Summons. consin, Illinois and Iow a and n ear the “Suppose you knew you w ere to die G reat Lakes. The storm followed an tonight a t 12 o'clock," asked a lady of W esley, "how would you spend the unusually hot period d u rin g w hich sev Intervening tim e?" "How, m adam ?” eral persons w ere p ro strated . # he replied. "W hy, ju s t as I Intend to Many persons are know n to be spend it now. I should go through dead, several dying, and scores are in w ith my buelness, go to my room and jured. Intense suffering from the to sleep a t 10 o'clock, and wake up in b itte r cold, snow and sleet w hich des glory.” _________________ cended upon the homes is reported in I f a dose of Hamlins W izard Oil ta k the w ake of the storm . Southern W isconsin w as the h ard est en a t n g h t will prevent your having a bad cold in the morning, isn ’t it a good h it. N ear O rfordville six deaths are idea to have it ready to tak e the mo reported to have occurred, and a t Mil- m ent you feel the cold coming? ton, a few m iles aw ay, th ere w as a seventh. Care of Shoes. In the village o f V irginia, n ear E vening shoes should be w rapped In Springfield, 111., nearly every public tissue paper, and w hite shoes will tu rn building w as dam aged, including yellow unless Incased in blue paper. stores, churches and city property. On m ost light shoe leath er a spot or Many w ere injured in the sw irl of stain can be w ashed off, but w here flying tim b ers and some of these prob th is is Impossible or th e shoe Is too ably w ill die. badly soiled It Is b e tte r to dye It a In Iow a a 60-degree drop in the d a rk e r color o r black. V arious shoe tem p eratu re turned th e pouring rain dyes can be purchased and w ith a re into d riv in g sleet and a coat o f ice new al of color now and then you have covered the cities, stopping en tirely practically provided to r yourself a electric and steam traffic. pew p a ir of shoes. P roperty loss m ounted up rapidly in the tra il o f th e W isconsin cyclone. FOR ALL L a te advices indicate th a t th e dead EYE in Rock county, W isconsin, alone will DISEASES num ber a t least 17. Two d eaths a t W eddlng Ring Lightning's Mark. M ilton, W is., w ere reported to the D uring a violent thunderstorm a t tra in d isp a tc h e r’s office of th e C hica Berwick, England, an ex traordinary go, M ilw aukee & St. Paul railroad, Incident occurred. Mrs. Mason of but th e w ires w ere blown down by the C astlegate w as In bed with her hand storm before the re p o rt could be v e ri restin g on th e counterpane when a fied. flash of lightning entered and stru ck Severe w eath er conditions are re her wedding ring, taking a sm all piece ported all the w ay from th e Rocky c le a o ^ m t of It. H er hand was unin M ountains. A t Chicago th e w ind ob jured. tained a sw eep o f 44 m iles an hour, and in th e Y ellow stone P ark and a t H elena, M ont., the therm om eter in the governm ent w eath er bureau reg is tered 8 below zero. A t the S au lt Ste. M arie canal in M ichigan m ore th an an inch of ra in fell. John Mahoney, a fre ig h t handler in Chicago, w as overcom e by the heat w hile a t w ork in an open fre ig h t w arehouse. The governm ent th e r m om eter reg istered 74 degrees a t the tim e. T his w as th e h o tte st Novem ber day since 1888, and th e g re a te st num ber o f p ro stratio n s occurred o f any o th e r N ovem ber day on record. L a te r on, how ever, a d riv in g rain sta rte d . Vivid lig h tn in g and heavy thunder accom panied the downpour. TRY DEATH FOLLOWS WAKE OF STORM IVllib m Salve Do You Fed Bilious? Your Liver Needs Assistance HOSTETTERS STOMACH BITTERS It has a toning and invigorating effect on the liver, stomach and bowels. Road to Som ething B etter. E verything we endure p atien tly If • key to som ething beautiful we could never e n te r otherw ise. By the toll- some road of study a scholar learn* to g et joy out of books and stones and trees. By the hard road of dlsclpllna a man leam a to get joy out of every* day living. sh e SUFFERED FIVE YEARS Finally Cured by Lydia E. Pink« ham’s Vegetable Compound. E rie , P a . — " I suffered fo r five year* fro m fem ale tro u b le s a n d a t la s t w as A lm ost helpless. I w e n t to th re e doc to r s a n d th ey did me n o good, so my s is te r advised m e to tr y L y d ia E . P in k - h a m ’s V e g e t a b l e C om pound, and w hen I had ta k e n o n ly tw o b o ttle s I could see a big change, so I to o k six b o ttle s and I am now stro n g an d well again. I d o n ’t 't know Know how to express my th a n k s fo r th e good i t has done me an d I hope a ll suffering women w ill give L y d ia E . P in k h a in ’s V egetable C om pound a tria l. I t w as w o rth Its w eight in gold.” —M rs. J . P . E n d u c h , 11. F . D. N o. 7, E rie, P a. L y d ia E. P in k h a m ’s V egetable Com pound, m ade fro m n a tiv e ro o ts an d herbs, c o n ta in s no n a rc o tic o r h arm fu l drugs, a n d to-day bolds th e record fo r th e la rg e st n u m b er o f a ctu a l cures o f fem ale diseases we know of, and th o u sa n d s o f v o lu n ta ry testim o n ials a re on file la th e Id n k b a m lab o rato ry a t L ynn, M ass., from w omen who have been cu red fro m alm o st every form of fem ale com plaints, such as inflam m a tion, u lceratio n , displacem ents, fibroid tu m o rs, irre g u la ritie s, periodic pains, backache, in d ig estio n an d n ervous p ro stra tio n . E v ery suffering w om an ow es it to h erself to give L ydia E- P ink- h am ’s V egetable Com pound a trial. I f y o n w a n t s p e c ia l a d v i c e w r i t e M r s . l 'l n k l u i m . L y n n , M a ss., f o r i t . I t is f r e e a n d a l w a y s h e l p f u l . B f ISO * or '• TW C TM K H I T r C O U C H S W h an B ee cn e r “ H o lle re d .* Coming home from th a morning ferv lca one Sunday Dr. B eechar threw hlm aelf on a lounge and said. In a tons of deep dejection: “I believe th a t was th a w orst serm on I ever preached.” One of his daughters protested th at ■ha bad seldom heard him when he w as more energetic. “Oh, yes,” was th e Im patient reply, "W hen I haven't anything to say I alw ays hollar.“—Tha Outlook. Dangerous coughs. Extremely perilous coughs. Cough« that rasp and tear the throat aad lungs. Coughs that ahak« tha whole body. You need a regu lar medicine, a doctor's medi cine, for such a cough. Ask your doctor about A y a r ’a Cherry Pectoral. Llfa'a Responsibilities. Tha m an called to a g reat work m ust not w aste his life In trivial things. H e m ust not act Ilka the keep er of the lighthouse who g a ro to th a people In th e cabins about him th a oil which was Intended for tha m ighty la n te rn s of the sea.—M aeter linck. _________________ T ru th In Old 8aylng. T here Is an old aa the htlla saying th a t men who cannot m anage th eir own finances a re exactly th e ones to look a fte r those of a nation. And because It la too tru e Is th e reason w hy It la an old saying, irrespective as to w hat Dun or B rad street m ay say to th e contrary. W e p u b lis h e u e ferm u ls® .uers •si® ’ Any good doctor will tell 1° you t h a t a medi Pectoral canaa« do its best work it the bowels are o ea- Mipated. Ask your doctor it ha kaewe anything better than A yer’s Pills tore«** recting this sluggishness of the llvar. I cine Tike Ayer’s Cherry , ------ M . d . S y in « J . c . i j , r 0 « . . L b w b U . " i n -» Do You Feel This Way} Do you feel all tired out P Do you som etiaee think you just can't work away at your profes sion or trnie any longer P Do you have a poor apa tite, and lay awake at nights unable to sleep P Arm your nerves all gone, and your stomach too P Has am bition to forge ahead in the world left you P If to, yaw might ss well put a stop to your misery. You can do it if you will. Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery w ilt make you a different individual. It will aet your lazy lire* to work. It will act things right in your stomach, and our appetite will come beck. It will purify your blood, f there is any tendency in your family toward consumption, it will keep that «¡read destroyer ewey. Even efter con sumption has almost gained a foothold in the form of • lingering cough, bronchitis, or bleeding et the tunga, it will bring about • cure in 9 8 p e r cent, oI all cases. It is a remedy prepared by Dr. R. V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N . Y ., w h o s e advice is liven free to all who wish to write him. Hie great success has c o m e from his wide experience and varied practice. Don’t be wheedled by a penny-grabbing dealer into taking inferior substi tutes lor Dr. Pierce's medicines, recommended to be " ju s t as good.” Dr. Pierce’s medicines are o p know n c o m p o s it io n . Their every ingredient printad on their wrappers. Made from roots without alcohol. Contain no habit- forming drugs. W orld’s Dispensrry Medical Association, Buffalo, N . Y. i for r v ■ c t c i n c n i DISTEMPER Pink tye, rpizooa^ S h ip p in g f e v e r and Catarrhal Tovar S u r e e u r e a n d p o s i t i v e p r e v e n t iv e , n o m a t t e r h o w h o r s e s a t a n y a r a s r e i n f e c te d o r “ e x p o s e d .” L i q u id , g iv e n o n t h e t o n g u e ; m ete o n t M B lo o d a n d G la n d s , e x p e ls t h e p o is o n o u s g e r m s f r o m t h e b o d y . C u r e « D ie* t e m p e r i n D o g s e n d S h e e p e n d C h o le r a I n P o u l t r y . L a r g e s t eel lin e liv e s to c k r e m e d y . C u r e s L a G r i p p e a m o n g h u m a n b e in g s a n d ia a f i n s K id « n e y r e m e d y . 50c a n d $1 a b o t t l e ; $ 5 s n d $ 1 0 a d o z e n - C u t t h i s o u t . K m $ I t. ¿ h o w t o y o u r d r u g g i s t , w h o w i l l g e t i t f o r y o u . F r e e B o o k le t, t e m p e r . C a u s e s a n d C u r e s .” S p e c ia l a g e n t s w a n t e d . SPOHN MEDICAL CD., ¿ir.Tittl'COSHEN, IND., U. S. A. A nolent Hebrew Calendar. S abbath keeping appears in history toon a tta r the Babel confusion am oni all th a scattered nations, and when Israel le ft E gypt th ere w ere flvs known m ethods of Sabbath counting. T he an cie n t H ebrew calendar w as ths nearest approach to a scientific calen d a r of any of which we have any reo- ord. _________________ TRY M U R IN E EYE W here Women Rula. Suffragists will be interested M know th a t women fulfil every publte function In the French village o t F rolssy—from barber, postm an en d tow n c rier to statlo n m aster and sig naller. each post It filled by a woman. BE CURED REM ED Y for Red, W eak, W eary, W atery Eyes and G ranulated Eyelids. M urine Doesn't Rheumatism, Skin Disease«, Stomach S m art—Soothes E ye Pain. D ruggists and Lung Trouble« Sell M urine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, ' C u red p e rm a n e n tly a t «m all coat. NO F i l l 60c, $1.00. M urine E ye Salve In 1 SI.U0 t r ia l oackiigo 2ft cent«, Add re** L a n e 's I l i a - o r a l W o u a e r Co., 231 M a in S t., P o r tla n d , O re. A septic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eye Books KING O F F FOR INDIA. «57 U roadw ay, O a k la n d . Qal. and Eye Advice F ree by Mail. H . W . L a n a â Hon, May 17. M L M urine E ye R em edy Co., Chicago. P ort r in d . O re., British R ulers Sail fo r S cen e o f O or- G e n tle m e n s — 1 m uât expren* m y aurçi p le a s u re a t th e work of yo u r M in e ra l W ond onation In E ast,' r e la tio n to inyaelf. T h e p ack ag e I r e c e i v e d ___ Courage and Duty. r e p r e a e n a tlv e h e re , alt h ough t fo re _ u*ed t b u ____ ( o ew w u r ________________ w wi eeks, haa w ro u g h t n u rprU Ingly p le a s a n t re- T o ba strong In dull and dreary London—The richly equipped Me ■tilts« i my __ c o n d itio n . Aa a k id n ey a n d b la d d e r lta in dina, conveying K ing G eorge and duty Is alm ost th e h ard est task a man c le a n e r i t ia Kiui Queen Mary and escorted by a squad can face. I t Is a noble thing to b* •" V iti ron o f b attlesh ip s, w eighed anchor a t brave in trag ic m om ents, but perhaps Portsm outh Monday fo r the historic th ere Is som ething even nobler than voyage to In d ia,'w h ere th e ir m ajesties th at. I t is to be brave and glad, and will be th e chief figures in the corona strong, and te n d e r when th e sky la tion D urbar, D ecem ber 12. gray and when th e road Is dreary.— The king and queen le f t London in George H. M orrison. the m orning. A s th is w as th e ir m a j Dr. P ierce’s P leasant Pellets cuie e s tie s ’ la s t appearance in th e capital fo r nearly th ree m onths, th e ir d ep ar constipation. Constipation is the cause of many diseases. Cure the cause and tu re w as m ade w ith much cerem ony. you cure the disease. Easy to take. A ccom panied by the P rince of W ales and Princess M ary, and escort For Boarding School. ed by the Im perial H orse G uards, they N apkin rings of hand beaten silver Ask your dealer for it. I f he does drove in an open c a rriag e by a round a re designed especially for th e use of not handle it drop us a postal card about way to V ictoria statio n . The boys and girls a t boarding school. and w e will furnish you the nam e of s tre e ts w ere lined w ith people, who a dealer who does. T hey a re In an oval shape, about three gave the royal p a rty an e n th u siastic and a half Inches being the larg est sendoff. diam eter, and th e child’s Initials will W hile doubtless saddened by the be added for a consideration. The th o u g h t o f a long absence from E ng sam e rings a re also sold for holding land, the king and queen seem ed in th e baby's bib. the h ig h est sp irits. Royalists to L ose All. P aris— The P ortuguese governm ent is p rep arin g an act designed to hum ble the m onarchists and deprive them of the m eans of financing another u p ris ing. All absentee m onarchist land- ow ners o r o th er P ortuguese residing abroad fo r political reasons m ust re tu rn to th e country w ith in a term to be named in the law o r th e ir p roperty will be fo rfeited to th e s ta te . The p roperty o f those conspiring w ill be confiscated im m ediately. T his decis ion to seize property will include the deposed king M anuel. Big Tunnel D rains Mines. Colorado S prings—A dispatch from C ripple Creek tells of the s trik in g of a sensational flow of w ater in the bore of th e Roosevelt deep d rain ag e tunnel. The flow fallowed a round o f ahots and w as so heavy th a t the w orkm en w ere caried off th e ir fe e t down the bore and narrow ly escaped w ith th e ir lives. The w a te r is leaving the bore a t a ra te o f 24,000 gallons a m inute, or about fo u r tim es th e usual flow; I t ia supposed th a t un underground reserv o ir or stream has been opened and nieghboring m inea w ill be drained. H ens Flaunt T ri-C o lo r. M ountain V iew , C a l.— P atrio tism to the u ltim a te degree is exem plified in a new breed of hens now flaunting the national colora a t the poultry farm o f Dr. I. G. Royte, o f th is town. B rig h t red o f head, pure w hite of body, and indigo blue o f ta il, th e fow ls cam e into the w orld a sh o rt tim e ago. T here are several o f th e vari- hued birds and Dr. R oyte a ss e rts th a t th e ir ex trao rd in ary plum age is the re sult o f long experim entation. W idow 's Panaion A sked. San Francisco -C lub women o f th is city a re planning a system o f pension ing widows w ith children. Dr. Jessica Pefxotto, of th e u n iv ersity o f C alifornia, urged the proposition a t a m eeting. The plan ia to have the s ta te au th o rities se t aside a fund to be disbursed annually. A s ta te board ia suggested to m ake the apportionm ent. V o th e ra w ill L e d Mrs. W lnaioW « S oothing Syrup th e b«at m ined» to u n loz t h . l r c h ild re n t u r l a g th e te e th in g p e rio d . About T w enty Par Capita. I t is said th a t th e people of Chicago consum e 40,000,000 pigs’ feet every year. P erhaps th a t account» for A whole lo t of Chicago’s pecullarlUaa. No. 4*- ’l l P N U r it in g t o s d r a r t l M f i ] t h is p a p e r. [\v H E W it w ion MILLIONS o f FAMILIES«™ u s in á S y r u p s / f i G S ELIXIRSSENNA ro a COLDS AND HEADACHES, INDIGESTION AND y X M STOMACH. C A S AND Ft*M EN TA TIO N , CONSTIPATION AND BILIOUSNESS, W ITH MOST SATISFACTORY RESULTA w NOTE THE NAM E CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP IN THE CIRCLE ON E V E R Y PACKAGE 0FTH E GENUINE —— fH E WONDERFUL POPULAR ITT OF THE GENUINE SYRUP or FIGS AND ELIXIR O f SENNA HAS LCD UNSCRUPULOUS MANUFACTURERS TO OFFER IMITATIONS. IN ORDER TO MAKE A LARGER FROfTT AT THE EXFCNSE OF THEM CUSTOMERS. IF A DEALER ASKS WHICH SIZE YOU W ISH OR WHAT MAKE YOU W ISH WHEN YOU SYRUF OF FIGS AND ELIXIR OF SENNA, HE ASK FOR IS PREFAB- t*G TO DECEIVE Y O U .. TELL HIM THAT YOU WISH THE GENUINE. MANUFACTURED SY THE CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUF CO. ALL RELIABLE DRUGGISTS KNOW THAT THERE IS RUT ONE GENUINE FACTURED RY AND THAT fT IS MANU THE CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO ONLY I C i N T . OF A te . — Z S S S S B il L“ 5 s s N O T E T H E NAM E CALIFORNIA FIG S Y P U P C 0 tn c i PRINTED STRAIGHT ACROSS. NEAR THE BOTTOM. AND M I THE CIBCLE. NEAB TME TOT OF EVERY PACKAGE.OF THE I GENUINE ONE SIZE ONLY. FOR SALE RY ALL LEADWO DRUGGISTS REGULAR PRICE SO. PER BOTTLE. SYRUP OF FIGS AND ELKIR OF SENNA IS ESPECIALLY ADAPTED TO THE ROW OF LADIES AND CHILDREN. AS IT IS MILD AND PLEASANT GENTLE AND EFFECTIVE, A W ABSOLUTELY FREE FROM OBJECT ION ABLE INGREDIENTS. fT > EQUALLY W P 1 CIA 4 FOR WOMEN AND FOR MEN YOUNG AND OLD FOR S A U BY ALL LEADING DRU0GMT& ALWAYS BUY THE GENUINE. C a lifo r n ia F ig S y r u p C q