Blood Humors
Commonly cause pimples, bolls, hives,
eczema or salt rheum, or some other
form of eruption; but sometimes they
exist In the system, indicated by feel
ings of weakness, languor, loss of ap
petite, or general debility, without
causing any breaking out.
They are expelled and the whole sys
tem Is renovated, strengthened and
toned by
Hood’s S a rsa p a rilla
Get it today In usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called S arsataba.
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••n t o n a p p lication . C on trol and F m p lre w ork eO
Ilo lted . E eforeu co: Carbonate N a tion a l Bank.
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Highest price« paid fo r Silver, Old Jewelry, Gold
Teeth, Etc. U N C L E M Y E h S .
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D e v e lo p in g
and p rin tin g . M ail ord ers r iv e n p ro m p t a tten tio n
F o r tla n d
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148 T h ird S tr e e t
Machinery
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b o ile r«, sa w m ills, e tc . T h e J. E . M a rtin Co.. 76 1st
fit., P o r tla n d . S en d f o r S to c k L is t and prices.
P0ST0FF1CE CLERKS AND CARRIERS
CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATIONS
A n n o u n ced f o r N o v e m b e r 4th.
P r e p a r e n ow .
W rite f o r fr e e book, m e n tio n in g th is paper.
PACIFIC STATES SCHOOL
M c K a y B u ild in g
P o rtla n d , O re g o n
Skylights Tanks Gutters
Down Spouts Steel Ceiling
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Portland. Oregon
Th#
E a s ie s t W a y .
A steam heating plant had been in
stalled in the house o f the new presi
dent o f a small, conservative college.
The president, startled by a break in
the steam pipes, went in search o f
the college janitor. Being unfamiliar
with his new surroundings, he entered
the library.
“ Dr. Soandso,” he inquired, his
breath coming in gasps, “ how can I
find the janitor?”
“ W e ll,” the librarian replied in a
slow drawl, “ I find the surest way is
to send him a postal c a n ^ '— Success
Magazine.
The Universal Franchise.
A small number o f men sympathiz
ers took part in the suffragist parade
in New York City, among them seve
ral members o f the faculty o f Teach
ers’ college. One o f these professors
had the honor o f leading the male con
tingent and o f carrying a banner.
“ Did you notice,” he asked a friend
afterward, “ what the inscription was
on that banner they gave me to
carry?”
“ N o,” replied his friend, but you
carried it as if you were afraid some
one would decipher it .”
“ It read,” chuckled the professor,
"T h e men vote— why not we?” — Suc
cess Magazine.
I‘ru n 's Fve'Sdlve.
T O N IC
FOR
EYES
A Quick Recovery.
“ Mamma,” ¡said Johnny, “ i f you
will let me go just this one time I
won’t ask for anything to*eat.”
“ A ll right,” said his mother. “ Get
your hat.”
Johnny, perched on the edge o f a
big chair, became restless as savory
odors came from the region o f the
kitchen. A t last he blurted out;
“ There’s lots o f pie and cake in this
house.”
The admonishing face o f his mother
recalled his promise, and he added;
“ But what’s that to me?” — Success
Magazine.
Mothers Win L a d Mrs. W in slo w 's Soothing
Syrup the best romedy to use tot their children
lu r in g the testh ln g period.
SEND FOR C ATALO G U E.
Food for Repentance.
A well known Federal official was
strolling down Philadelphia avenue
one afternoon when he encountered a
GAS LIG H TING SYSTEMS
very small boy crying bitterly.
F o r th e fa r m a t sm all coat. B e tte r lig h t than
“ What’s the matter with
that
c it y ga a o r e le c tr ic ity . S w itc h e e on o r o f f lik e
e le c tr ic ity . N o m atch ee: no p oa a ib ility o f Are.
child?” demanded the official, some
C oat on e -te n th o f c ity (ran.
l.ig h ta hoiine,
what peremptorily, o f the woman who
b arn , o u tb u ild in g s, d r iv e w a y . U sed fo r co o k
in g lik e c it y gas. W r it e f o r p a rticu la rs.
had him in charge; “ Is he ill? ”
“ He ain’t exactly ill,” responded
P. A . B R Y A N T , 190 M ad ison S L . P o rtla n d . O r.
the unmoved woman, “ but, between
you and me, sir, no stomach ain’ t
BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL goin’ to stand nine doughnuts I” — Suc
I Y m p«t liw nosl thorough mstruction* ■ drivag cess Magazine.
! unt prac <cal work that can he produced, aL«o
1 lathe work, (kill press and (urging
I Finely equipped math* shop and school
i Tunion lee J35 cask. $40
Tumors, Goiters, Rheumatism
Chronic, Nervous and female Diseases
A re cu red w ith o u t th e k n ifo .
T h o r o u g h ly
e q u ip p ed San atoriu m . B e a u tifu l location . R ated
the lo w est. W r it e fo r lite ra tu re .
Mabel — I am sure he must have
loved her very dearly.
Maude— I should say so.
He mar
ried her in spite o f the fact that he
had been out in the rain with her all
one afternoon, was seasick with her,
arid saw her unexpectedly at home the
morning after a dance.— London Opin
ion.
DOCTORS
FAILED TO
HELP HER
Cured by Lydia E. Pinkham 's
Vegetable Compound
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FOR RHEUMATISM.
L a r g e s t in V a r i e t y .
T h e y meet, e v e r } req u irem en t f o r clea n in g an d
polishing shoes o f uil k in d s an d colors.
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i f»n bf jW ad fYrywhrrr pclrrtir.j to (his
ts the resion for their r e t a lia t e
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T h e em in e n t C h :n cse d o cto r, tre a ts w ith
non-poisonous. m o -in ju r io u s h erb s and
c u res *uch d isea e*= o f th e T h ro a t. H e a rt,
L iv e r . L o n s. St- m ich. K id n ey s. A sth m a ,
P n eu m on ia . C on su m ption . C h ro n ic C ou gh ,
P iles. C o n stip a tion , D y s e n te ry . N e r v o u s
ness. Di7zine?*«.
N e u r a lg ia .
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L u m b a g o . A p p e n .!ic ;tis, R h eu m a tism . C a
ta rrh . E czem a. B! >od Poison. D ia b etes and
a ll o rg a n ic diseases.
C O N S U L T A T IO N F R E E
I t is b e tte r to ca ll than w r ite , but th ose
w h o a re u nable to com e, send 4 c en ts in
sta m p s and s ecu re »y m p to m blank. A f t e r
c a r e fu lly g iv in g s y m p to m s th ese w o n d e rfu l
h e a lth -g iv in g h* r b « can hr* secu red , w h ich
w ill p u t you on th e road t o re c o v e ry .
Wo Chinese Medical Co.
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P N Ü
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H E N w r itin g to s d v e r tiM T i p ie
m e n tio n t h is p a p e r .
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Men and Women wear W.LDoujla* shoe,
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G I L T E I N « E th e o n ly la d le * sh oe dressin g
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E L I T E com b in ation -for g e n tle m e n w h o ta k e
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co lo r and lu stre to a ll black shoes. P o lis h w ith a
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a fu ll size p a c k a g e
carefully W .L ,D o u g !a s shoes are made, you
w ou ld then understand w h y they are w a r *
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w ear longer than any other make for the price
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Corporations Belong to Public.
Governor Wilson, in his Indianapolis
address, made
moat emphatic the
point that the corporations have none
o f the rights o f private individuals
and must be treated solely as the pub
lic welfare 'demands:
" A modern joint stock corporation
cannot in any proper sense be said to
base its rights and powers upon the
principles o f private property. Its
powers are wholly derived from legis
lation. It possesses them for the con
venience o f business at the sufferance
o f the public.
Its stock is widely
owned, passes from hand to hand,
brings multitudes o f men into its
shifting partnerships and connects it
with the interests and the investments
o f whole communities.
It is a seg
ment o f the public; bears no analogy
to a partnership or to the processes by
which private property is safeguarded
and managed, and should not be suf
fered to afford any covert whatever to
those who are managing it. Its man
agement is o f public and general con
cern, ia in a very proper sense every
body’! business.— Success Magazine.
Invading ."Force Leaves Behind One
Dead and Field Gun,
Tripoli— Refore dawn Sunday morn
ing 200 Turkish infantrymen attacked
the intrenched advance posts o f the
Italians, west o f Boumeliane.
A fte r an hour’s fighting, the Italian
’ infantry, backed by field guns landed
1 from the fleet, forced the Turks to
beat a retreat, leaving one dead, a
quick firing gun with ammunition and
various supplies.
Four Italian soliders were wounded.
Constantinople— The Turkish parlia
ment was opened Saturday afternoon,
the Sultan's speech being read by the
grand vizier in the presence o f the
sultan, the oldest Turkish princes, the
foregin diplomats and the heads o f the
foreign banks.
’ The speech declared that Italy
opened hostilities before the expira
tion o f 24 hours after the ultimatum
was given and with firing upon tor
pedo boats in the Adriatic when they
were saluting, ignorant that hostili
ties had broken out.
You are not treating yourself or your
family fairls if you don’t keep
J our
[amlins Wizard Oil in the house. I t ’s
the best substitute for family doctor
and a mighty good friend in case o f
emergency.
Decision Reverted.
The cook, who had held sway long
enough to be established as family au
tocrat, was sent out to buy the Christ
mas turkey. She returned with two
fine, plump chickens. "W h y , Mary,”
her mistress remonstrated, “ I told
you to get a turkey, not chickens.”
“ I know, mum,” she answered,
“ but I don’t like turkey.” — Success
Magazine.
Correcting Willie.
Papa and mamma and son W illie
were crossing the ocean.
W illie had
done something for which his mother
thought he needed correction, but not
feeling equal to the occasion the
turned to her husband.
“ John,” she aaid, “ can’ t you speak
to W illie?”
Papa replied in a thin, weak voice,
“ Howd’y, W illie ." — Success Mag
azine.
Colds on
the Chest
Ask your doctor the medical
name for a cold on the chest.
He will say, “ B r o n c h i t i s . ”
Ask him if it is ever serious.
Lastly, ask him if he pre
scribes Ayer’s Cherry Pec
toral for this disease. Keep
in close touch with y o u r
family physician.
FO R O V ER 30 Y E A R S
If I could lake you into m y large factories
at Brockton, 'ideas., and show you h o w
A T T A C K IN G T U R K S LOSE.
Carmen Standing Firm.
Kanaas City— “ W e w ill never give
in,” was the reply made by M. F.
Ryan, internationl president o f the
Brotherhood o f Carmen, when asked
if the unions were going to give up
the strike against the Harriman lines.
“ Everything is peaceful, so far as the
W H IT T E M O R E B R 0 8 . & C O .,
2 0 -7 8 A lb a n y I t ,
C a m b r i d g e . M a a a . unions are concerned, ” continued Mr.
Tha Oldrst. and Largrxt Mnnufärf u rrrt oj Ryan. “ I am receiving daily reporta
Shot Polithet in tha World.
from various towns saying that the
men are perfectly satisfied with the
"W h a t conclusion did you reach in money they are receiving from the
They receive from (6
your discussion o f votes for women?” benefit fund.
to $7 a week while they are on strike.
asked Mr. Meekton.
“ Our discussions do not aim to
reach a conclusion,” was the dignified
President “ Sets ’ Em Up.”
reply. “ They are always to be contin
San Francisco— Every officer and
ued.” — Washington Star.
enlisted man on the flagship Caifornia
drank, the president’s health in Cali
fornia champagne, the treat being pro
vided by the preaidenL
Although
other naval formalities were duly
observed when the president came
over the side o f the flagship, it was
noted that the regulation salute o f 21
guns was not fired. It was learned
that the salute had been omitted at
the special request o f the president,
who desired that no avoidable noise be
made on Sunday.
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T h e assurance that goes with an estab
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for Red, Weak. Weary, Watery Eyes
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Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c.
50c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve In
Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eye Books
and Eye Advice iYee by Mall.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
m
ores
/Shoe Polishes
F i n e s t i n Q u a l 't y .
1A iters
» > PaklMB our formais.
W* banish Rfohol
from our an«d:«m««
W« urge yen to
«•nan it y oar
doctor
When you tell your doctor shout the bsd
tasre in your mouth, loss of appetite for
hreskfitt, and frequent headaches, and
• hen he sees your costed tongue, be will
say, “ You are httious.” Ayer’s Pills
work v e il in such cases.
—
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Catania — An earthquake o f brief
duration occurred in Sicily.
The
strongeat shocks were fe lt at Giarre,
at the east base o f Mount Etna, MSe
rbia, Guardis, Roudinella and Santa
Venerina.
A t Guardia and Santa
Venerina several houses collapsed and
two persons were killed.
A t Mac-
chia a church was demolished.
Con
siderable damage also was done at
Roudinella.
Late reports indicate
that many persons were killed.
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As We Speak It.
A German who had come to America
to master our langusge was being
shown behind the scenes o f a vaude
ville theater by one o f hia American
frienda.
“ That man,” said the American,
indicating an actor with a wave o f bis
hand, “ ia taking off his make-up to
make up for another take-off.”
The German departed, sputtering.—
Success Magazine.
Weather Delays Rodgers.
Vinta, Okla.— A viator Rodgers, who
arrived here on his trip across the
continent, was detained by adverse1
weather conditians. He will leave for
Fort Worth, Tex.
M INERAL WONDER
C O M PANY
231 M e la S treet. P O R T L A N D . O R E G O N .
Woman's Foot Growing Larger.
Shoe manufacturers claim that the
American woman’s foot is growing
larger. The number two shoe is al
most obsolete, they say, and sizes four
and five are much commoner than
three.
The explanation seems to be
D is t e m p e r
In all Its forms, among all apes o f borset that the phenomenon is due to the in
and dogs, cured and others in the same sta creased use o f the feminine foot as a
ble prevented from having the disease with 1 means o f locomotion. The constantly
Spohn’a Distemper Cure. Every bottle I
guaranteed. O ver500,000 bottles sold last! increasing number o f women engaged
year. $.50 and $1.00. G o o d druggists, or in industry and the growth in popular
sentl to manufacturers.
Airents wanted. ity o f tennis, go lf and walking have
Write for free book. Spohn Med. Co., Spec. had their inevitable result, and com
Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind.
mon sense has done much to abolish
the wearing o f pinching shoes. The
Do Not Be a Leaner,
tradition that small fe e t are an excel
Power is the goal o f every worthy lent thing in women has persisted long
ambition, and only weakness comes and will not die without a struggle.
from imitation or dependence on oth Conservatives need not fear that wo
ers, says Orison Swett Marden in Suc men will carry this matter too far;
cess Magazine. Power is self-devel they know when to stop.— Success
oped, self generated. We cannot in Magazine.
crease the strength o f our muscles by
sitting in a gymnasium and letting
BLUE CLEAR THROUGH.
another exercise for us.
The one, reliable, satisfactory and
Nothing else so destroys the power
to stand alone as the habit o f leaning economical bluing for laundry use is
upon others.
I f you lean, you «will RED CROSS B A LL BLUE— the blue
never be strong or original. Stand i that Is all blue. Makes clothes white
and clear.
Dissolves Instantly and
alone or bury your ambition ,to be always ready for use.
somebody in the world.
You will never use liquid blue
The man who tries to give his child again after once trying RED CROSS
ren a start in the world so that they B A LL BLUE. Price 10 cents. A L L
will not have so hard a time as he GROCERS._________________
had, is unknowingly bringing disaster
In Praise o f Eloquence.
upon them.
What he calls giving
An Alabama negro was defended in
them a start w ill probably give them
Having
a setback in the world.
Young peo court by Senator Morgan.
ple need all the motive power they can cleared the negro o f the charge, the
get. They are naturally leaners, im senator said to him: “ ’ Rastus, did you
itators, copiers, and it is easy for really steal that mule?”
“ Well, Marse Morgan, it was just
them to develop into echoes, imita
tions.
They will not walk alone like this,” said ’ Rastus, “ I really
while you furnish crutches; they will thought I did steal dat mule, but after
lean upon you just as long as you will what you said to de jury I was con
vinced I didn’ t.” — Success Magazine.
let them.
FINKE BROS.
/. lUUTUOMIT".711.IlISN.
D pR EG O K .
Twenty Injured—Army Corps Aids
Rescue—Engineer Says He Had
No Orders.
Omaha— Seven persons were killed
and 20 injured, four o f them serious
ly, in a collision between Missouri
Pacific passenger train No. 105, north
bound, en route for this city, and a
fast freight train.
The wreck, which occurred at Fort
Crook, ten'm iles south o f here, is be
lieved to have resulted from a misun
derstanding o f orders on the part o f
the freight crew.
A passenger train
due to leave this city for the South
about the time o f the accident^ was
converted into a relief train and sent
to the scene o f the accident, and later
returned here with the uninjured and
several o f those who were slightly in
jured. A ll o f these were sent on their
way. Those more seriously injured
are being cared for at the Army hos
pital at Fort Crook.
Governor Gilchrist, o f Florida, who
was a passenger on the northbound
train, was uninjured.
Passenger train No. 105, out o f
Kansas Ctiy, in charge o f F. R. Tra
vers, conductor, was running late. L.
P. Gross, conductor o f the freight
passed South Omaha at 8:30. He had
“ signed o ff” but evidently did not
check the train register as to the
I f you want special advice w rit«
Mrs. lMnklmni, Lynn, Mass., fo r it. whereabouts o f No. 105.
A t the point o f collision the track
I t is fre e and always liulpiul.
make a sharp curve, shutting off the
view o f the Fort Crook station. It
was at this point that Engineer Craw
ford of the freight sighted No. 105,
which was coming at high speed. En
gineer Crawford, it is said, had no
orders in regard to No. 105, but he
whistled and slackened speed. When
the passenger did not answer he con
cluded it was a train on the adjoining
Burlington tracks.
When within a few car lengths o f
each other, both engineers realized
the danger and reversed their engines.
The momentum o f the passenger train
however, was so great that in a mo
183 M adison S t .
P ortland , O regon ment it was piled high upon the freight
----------------------------------------
engine, which had almost stopped.
The crews o f both engines jumped.
Dr. John Colliver, o f Los Angeles, a
M e x ic a n
passenger in the Pullman, rushed to
A
■. <
V . A
the front and worked heroically to as
sist the injured.
The crew and uninjured passengers
formed themselves into a band that
worked under the direction o f Dr. Col
liver until the arrival o f the Army
medical corps, from Fort Crook, under
Major Dale and Lieutenant Clark.
| M rs. O liv e H u n tin g to n , N o r to n «, O r e ., s a y s : I
“ I c o n s id e r y o u r M e x ic a n M u s t a n g L in -1
A call was sent to Omaha for medi
I im e n t th e b est o f lin im en ts, I h a v e used I
cal assistance
The engineer o f the
j i t f o r d iffe r e n t A ilm e n t ! a n d i t a l w a y s I
I g a v e s a t is fa c t o r y resu lts.
I t is e s p e c ia lly I
passenger declared he heard no whistle
I g o o d in cases o f In fla m m a t o r y K h eu rn a-1
from the freight train.
He said he
I tis m a n d a ll fo r m s o f lum eness.
I
was not going over 25 or 30 miles.
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Head On In Nebraska.
Pound, Wis. — " I am glad to an.
nounce that 1 have been cured o f dys.
pepsia and female
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but failed to get any
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—Mrs. H e k m a n S ie t h , Pound, W is.
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P roof is abundant that it has cured
thousands of others, and why should
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Rollingstone Nomoss— W ot’s a klep
tomaniac, Tatters?
Meadow Glade Osteopathic Sanitarium
Tatterdon Torn — A kleptomaniac,
Dr. Meat C C m , Phradu.
Buttle Ground, Wash.
Roily, is a feller wot steals for de love
o f stealin’, not because he wants de
stuff.
O E S C H S
Rollingstone Nomoss— Gee I Den I
“ His w ife is a business woman, all
must be one. I swiped a cake o f soap
righ t.”
today.— Philadelphia Record.
“ What makes you say that?”
’“ She’ s installed a time clock ip the
Mrs. Wellmeant— Are you married?
Tramp (indignantly)— W ot! Do yer hall and he has to punch it when he
think I ’d be relyin’ on total strangers goes out nights and when he gets
for support if I had er w ife?— Boston back.” — Detroit Free Press.
Transcript.
FOR RHEUMATISM. NEURALGIA, SPRAINS.
BRUISES OR ART PAIN.
Uncle Sam'* Restaurant.
I f y< u visit the Isthmus o f Fanama
you will eat at a government table.
Not content with managing the
transportation, not satisfied with be-
in ; a landlord, the Isthmian Canal
commission has become a restaurant
keeper, waiter and cook.
Here is a statement o f the lenp'h to
which this heretical tendency has been
carried.
The cost o f running the messes for
“ gold,” European and negro employes
during the six months ending Decem
ber 31, 1909, was over $700,000, and
the rectipts and expenditures practi
cally balanced.
It is an eloquent tribute to the gov
ernment's cuisine that 3,375 o f the 4,-
800 European laborers— who are free
to eat where they w ill— prefer the
mess-halls to anything which “ indi
vidual
initiative”
has
to offer.
There are three “ dub” messes run by
unmarried white men in opposition to
the commission hotels.
Perhaps a
hundred canal employes use them.
But in spite o f the large income from
the "b a r ” these private messes are
more expensive and very little better
than the government’s meals.
No private contractor in the world
feeds his employes as well as the Isth
mian Canal commission.
There are
very few o f the employes who ever
ate better meals, slept in cleaner,
more comfortable beds, or amused
themselves in more wholesome clubs
than those furnished by the govern
ment.— Success Magazine.
SEVEN DEAD IN
TRAIN WRECK
He Might Have Earned a Vote.
Little Johnnie stood gazing solemnly
on the decrepit form of an old coun
tryman. Noticing the boy’s attention
the old man asked: “ Well, what is
it, son?”
“ S a y," the inquisitive youngster
asked, “ did the politicians kiss you
when you was a baby?” — Success
Magizine.
The Rural Uplift.
“ Has your family been o f much as
sistance to you in running the place?’ *
“ I should say so,” replied Farmer
ComtosBel.
“ Food has been so high
that the summer board season would
have been a failure i f it hadn’t been
for mother and our son Josh.”
“ They saved the expenses o f help?”
“ No, sir; but Josh is a right good
hand in a poker game, an' the way
mother picked up bridge was some
thin’ amazin’. ” — Washington Star.
WHEN A
TONIC IS
NEEDED
W e strongly urge you
to try
HOSTETTER’S
STOMACH BITTERS
first of all.
I t w ill g iv e
t h e g r e a t e s t s a t is fa c t io n .
IT IS FOR POOR APPETITE
INDIGESTION
BILIOUSNESS
MALARIA
GENERAL WEAKNESS
A t r ia l w i l l c o n v in c e y o u .
“ When I was a young man,” aaid
Mr. Cumrox, “ I thought nothing o f
working 12 or 14 hours a day.”
“ Father,” replied the young man
with sporty clothes, “ I wish you
wouldn’ t mention it. Those non-union
sentiments are liable to make you un
popular.”
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“ Yes, don’ t it?
James Garfield
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