Mosier bulletin., October 06, 1911, Image 3

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Student o f Human Natura.
Mrs. Carter and her cook, says the
Brooklyn Citizen, were discussing tha
murder which had harrowed the duiky
citizens o f the countryside.
“ W ill dey hang him ter killin’ o f
bis wife. Miss Cyarter?”
“ We can't tell yet, Aunt Jinny.
The court will decide. O f course, if
they prove he did it on purpose— ”
“ Done it a purpose!
Law, Miss
Cyarter, in course he kilt his w ife a
purpose! Honey, ain’t I done been
married? Don’t I know men?”
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Mayor Speer, o f Denver, was talk­
Vigoroui Sea Fighting In Progreta ing about a bill o f which he disap­
proved.
on Mediterranean.
“ Why, a bill like that,” he said,
London— The Daily Chronicle’s Con­ "would soon put the city In the con­
stantinople correspondent says:
dition o f the Cinnaminson Scimetar.
“ Tha foreman o f the Scimetar’a
“ News o f both disaster and victory
reached the capital Monday.
The composing room said to the proprietor
fighting spirit o f the Turks is rising ‘ one day :
“ ‘ W e need a drawer, boas, to put
to a fanatical height.
“ A wireless message to the admir­ these blocka In. '
“ 'W e haven’t got a drawer that's
alty says that two Italian cruisers
have been sunk off an unnamed point not in use,’ said the editor-proprietor. Breaking Gas Mains Add Fire to Hor-
in the archipelago.
It is preumed Then he paused and added : ‘ Except
or o f Scene— Victims Mostly
that the torpedo boats had a hand in the cash drawer. You might as well
Women and Children.
taka
that.’
”
—
Chicago
Inter
Ocean.
this affair.
Austin and Costello, Pa., Over­
whelmed by Rushing Water
“ Rigorous precautions are being
taken to thwart the movement o f the
Italian fleet in the archipelago.
“ An excited crowd at Stamboul at­
tacked the Italian post office.
“ An Italian steamer, with a valu­
able cargo, has been captured near
the entrance to the Bosphorus.
It is
rumored that Prevasa, in European
Turkey, has been taken by the Ita l­
ians and several Turkish ships without
coal have been seized. ‘Close secrecy
is observed as to the movements of
the Turkish warships and the news­
papers are forbidden to publish any
news.
“ Much is hoped for from interven­
tion by the powers, but it is reported
that the sultan's personal appeal to
the king o f England has elicited a re­
ply to the effect that it is too late for
the powers to take any such political
action as Turkey desires.
“ An eloquent commentary on the
indolence o f the former cabinet is the
sight o f several Turkish warships still
lying idle in the Golden Horn. The
opinion is held in some quarters that
Turkey will not be able to hold out
for long; this despite the intense de­
sire o f the people to fight to the last.
“ Volunteers are enrolling them­
selves in great numbers in many
places.
“ A ll around the frontiers is unrest
and hasty preparation.
Turkey’s
chronic trouble, the lack o f ready
money, has become acute.
She is
facing the war with a ridiculously
small sum in the treasury. The Otto­
man public debt institution has been
asked to provide $50,000,000, but it
has informed the government that
there is no more money available.
Therefore, the nation is going to war
with about $5,000,000.”
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DAM COLLAPSES;
100 ARE DEAD
Tracks Lifted on Jacks to Carry
President’s Train Safely.
Omaha— President T a ft arrived here
Sunday from Sedalia, Mo., 11 hours
Meadow Glade Osteopathic Sanitarium
t>< Mud C Cun. PbnkiiM.
Bdtiie Ground, Wash. late, after a somewhat perilous trip
T R Y MURINE EYE REMEDY
far Red. Weak, Weary. Watery Eyes
Austin, Pa.— Austin, a town <5f 3,-
•ndGranulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Pmart— Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists 000 residents in the northern part of
Beil Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, this state, was swept out o f existence
00c, $1.00. .Murine Eye Salve in Saturday and more than 100 o f its
Aseptic Tubes, 25c. $1.00. Eye Books people were killed by a flood which
followed the breaking o f the Bayless
and Eya Advice Free by Mall.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Pulp & Paper company’ s dam, a mile
and a half horth o f the town. H alf
Startling Indeed.
a billion gallons o f water rushed over
A University o f Pennsylvania pro­ the place in a wall ten feet high,
fessor who is teaching in the summer wrecking every structure in its path.
Fear that the town o f Costello, also
school is somewhat absent minded,
and when he is engrossed in a subject in the path o f the flood, had been des­
it requires the most startling state­ troyed, was confirmed by later reports.
ment to arouse him from his work.
Costello was a settlement o f from
A fte r trying several minutes to gain 35 to 40 houses, and only half a dozen
his attention a visitor, who knows the houses are left standing.
The town
professor very well, leased forward’ o f Wharton is reported to be safe.
and said quietly:
In Austin the bursting o f scores o f
“ Your w ife has stopped talking.”
natural gas mains as the buildings
The professor looked up.— Philadel­ were swept away added horror to the
phia Times.
flood and many imprisoned in the
wreckage were burned to death.
The
T R Y B A L L BLUINGL
contents o f the dam, which was filled
to overflowing by the heavy rains o f
The housewife’s friend on wash­
day. Large package 10 cents. Blue two weeks, swept through a natural
that 1» all blue. Once RED CROSS gorge in which Austin and Costello
B ALL BLUE te tried, all others are are situated.
discarded.
While many residents o f Austin es­
There Is a reason: Liquid bluing caped to the hills, the warning given
Is a weak solution of colored water, by the blasts o f the Bayless m ill’s
while Ball Bluing is solid blue, clear whistle was too brief for hundreds o f
through. Price, 10 cents. A L L GRO­
others. The catastrophe paralleled in
CERS.
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many respects the destruction by flood
o f Johnstown, Pa., in 1889, in which
Change and Rest.
“ Hello, B ill,’ ” remarked a Market more than 2,800 lives were lost.
The extent o f the loss o f life and
street salesman us he met a friend
yesterday in a lunch cafe, “ where the destruction o f property cannot be
have you been ? I haven’t seen you known for several days. The proper­
ty loss will be several million dollars.
for the last three weeks.”
Within an hour o f the first general
“ Welb-” replied the vacationist,
wearily, “ I ’ll tell you.
I ’ve been knowledge o f the calamity, special
away. Went on the recommendation trains bearing physicians, nurses and
of my doctor.
Seemed to be all run food supplies were on the way to the
down and wrong. The doc said I was scene. Hundreds o f automobiles bear­
nearly all in, had been working too ing rescuers toiled over the mountain
hard. He advised me to go to the roads to lend aid.
Temporary hospitals were fitted up
seashore for a change and rest. I did,
and here I am. The boardwalk got in the nearby farm houses and impro­
the change and the hotels got all the vised structures fashioned from the
wreckage. The Red Cross also made
rest.”
He looked tired, and his friend be* preparations for immediate aid to sur­
vivors. The intense heat o f the fires
lieved him.— Philadelphia Record.
sweeping from the natural gas mains
“ How did you spend your two- made it impossible for survivors to
weeks’ vacation?”
visit the scene o f destruction for
“ Recovering from sunburn the first many hours.
week and poison ivy the second.” —
Looters were among the first on the
Washingon Star.
ground and Governor Tener dispatched
a large force of state police to the
town to protect the victims.
over the flood-damaged railroads.
The T a ft train was caught in the
center o f a storm in Northwestern
Y m irrt At M i lUrM ik m»l rae fian» ■ Irma« Kansas and Eastern Nebraska, where
pnt irai wark that caa be pradacad.
icaa. a IM
ira
it was estimated eight inches o f water
lad* warb, drill prrao mi h ’
F Mb eoM^ad nicke kop an
d
fell.
Creeks were turned into tor­
ndTES
reaaa. lumen taa $35
•k $40
rents, rivers overflowed and railraod
paventi $10 par weak.
travel was impeded in all directions.
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BtLMONT AUTO SCHOOL A
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CARAGE.
Several small bridges were swept
Eaal Z3daad Harrkaa. ParlkadL Or. away and In the early forenoon a por­
tion o f the tracks over which the pres­
ident traveled were covered with more
Skylights
Tanks
Gutters than a foot o f water.
Section-hands along the Missouri
Down Spouts Steel Ceiling
Pacific system were ordered out by
the hundreds.
In several places the
C BAYER
tracks were lifted on jacks from the
2 v4 Market
Portland. Oregon
muddy waters and propped upon piles
S E N D FO R C A T A L O G U E .
to cross ties. To hold these in place
many tons o f rock were dumped into
the roadbed.
It was by far the most dangerous
railroading situation the president has This Wom an Had to Insist
been in during any o f his travels.
Mr. T a ft did not seem to mind the Strongly, but it Paid
.C O F F E E O ] inconveniences or the danger in the Chicago. III.— “ I suffered from a fe­
TE A SPICES
least, although expressing the regret male weakness and stomach trouble,
BAKING POWDER
and I went to the
that the program arranged for him in
w EXTRACTS
store to get z. bottle
Omaha had to be abandoned. His was
o f Lydia E. rink-
JUST RIGHT
the first train to get out o f the flooded
ham’s V e g e t a b l e
<n m 2E 22z>
district.
Compound, but the
C ld C S S E T A D E V E R 3
A
t
Vernon,
Neb.,
the
president’s
PORTLAND. ORE.'
clerk did not want
train passed two other trains headed
to let me have i t —
for the South, but held up by the
he said it was no
storm.
good and wanted me
t o t r y something
else, b u t knowing
Strike Test is On,
all about it 1 in­
Chicago— Railroad officials and shop­
sisted a n d finally
men
on
the
Harriman
lines
who
struck
’PflfifLiw», aciwûv
__________________got it, and I am so
i can be/frond orywherc printing to A m 1 Saturday to enforce their demands for glad I did, fo r it has cured me.
recognition o f the newly organized
“ I know o f so many cases where wo­
shop federation, passed Sunday in men have been cured by Lydia E. Pink-
preparation for the struggle, which ham’s Vegetable Compound that I can
has now begun in earnest. The walk­ say to every suffering woman i t that
out, occurring before the Saturday medicine does not help her, there is
nothing that w ill.” — M rs. J a x e t z k i ,
half holiday, gave the railroads a full 2063 Arch St., Chicago, 11L
day and a half in which to make prep­
This Is the age o f substitution, and
arations to run the shops, and it was women who want a cure should Insist
said that in many o f the shops virtual­ upon Lydia E. Finkham’s Vegetable
ly a full force o f men would be at Compound just as this woman did, and
work Monday morning.
not accent somethingelse-on which the
druggist chu . make a little more profit.
Women who are passing through this
Mosquitoes Not Wanted.
Honolulu — One Central American critical period or who are suffering
from any o f those distressing ills pe­
mosquito here may cost thousands o f culiar to their sex should not lose sight
lives is the substance o f protests o f the fact that fo r thirty years Lydia
cabled to Washington against orders E. Plnkham’s Vegetable Compound,
relieving steamers o f the necessity o f which is made from roots and herbs,
fumigation before leaving
Central has been the standard remedy for fe.
American ports for the Hawaiian is­ male ills. In almost ev°r 7 community
lands. Mercantile and civic organiza­ you w ill tlnd women who have been
restored to health by Lydia E. FlaX
tions, in their protests, point out that ham’s Vegetable Compound.
Hawaii is now without yellow fever
or malaria, but that mosquitoes are
“ Did your husband give you that
almost sure to bring both diseases. In
that event, the officials declare, the black eye?”
“ No, my husband is in prison for
results are sure to be appalling.
giving a black eye to the lady who
gave it to m e.” — P. I. P.
Dix Says Law’s Dsy Psst.
Albany, N. Y .— Governor Dix w ill
send to the legislature a special mes­
OPIUM— TOBACCO sage urging prompt repeal o f the law
Habita Positively Curen.
under which the State Athletic associ­
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* J etitnt.e in Oregon. W rit«
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fo r ii ’ antra tod circular.
i i o r r in j u r t *. 71 l 11 th a.
and other athletic exhibitions.
The
governor said he approved the Fraw-
e e b b
h ley bill because he believed a proper
regulation o f sports under state super­
vision would tend to elevate. He now
feels convinced that the law does not
One way is to pay no attention
operate to accomplish that purpose.
to it; at least not until it de­
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Air Hose Cut on 14 Cers.
Tracey, Cal.— A ir hose on 14 freight
cars was found cut here shortly before
an eastbound train pulled ou t A re­
ward o f $500 for information leading
to the arrest o f the men who did the
work has been offered by E. E. Calvin,
vice-president and general manager o f
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W S a rra r o a to
Italians Want To Fight.
San Franciseo— Five hundred Ital­
C / C fQ
—E X T ’
ians living in this city have notified
the Italian consul that they are ready Then the bowels are contlipated, poi-
to return to their native land for mil­ .onout substance* are absorbed into the
itary duty.
A cablegram to this >!oodinstesd of being daily removed from
effect was sent King Victor Emman­ he oody as nature intended. Knowing
’bis danger, doctors alwavs inquire about
uel.
The volunteer* are w illing to the cond linn of the bowels, Ayer’ s Pilla.
pay their own expenses.
- | U 4 O , t U t . C . i , H 0 < . Law aU . —M l - —
FLEET REPO RTED SU N K .
Constantinople Reports Disaster to
Ships in Aegean Sea.
Constantinople — The
report has
been received here that substantially
the entire fleet o f the Ottoman empire
has been annihilated by the Italians
near Chies, an island in the Aegean
sea.
So far as official news is concerned,
it is confined to the report o f the sink­
ing o f two Turkish torpedo boats, the
Alpagut and the Hamid Abad, off
Prevesa, by the Italian squadron com
manded by the Duke d’Ahruzzi.
The further report, also received
here, that Greece is mobilizing troops,
is adding to the feeling o f alarm. It
is realized that i f these reports are
true there is justification for the be­
lie f that the war is likely not to be
localized, as Italy had promised the
powers, and that the dismemberment
o f the Turkish empire has, in fact,
been begun.
The decision, which it was recently
announced that the government had
reached, not to defend Tripoli, but to
make an appeal to tha powers after a
showing o f force that would make the
inequality o f the combat apparent, is
said ¡ to have been reversed, and the
newspapers announce that the minis­
ter o f war, Mahmout Shefket Pasha,
has sent word to the Turkish com­
mander at Tripoli to defend the place
with all the resources at his com­
mand.
False New t Kills Wife.
San Bernardino, Cal.— Mrs. William
Willard, w ife o f a railroad fireman,
died here from the shock produced by
the false information given her by a
chauffeur that her husband had been
killed in a wreck.
The police are
searching for the chauffeur, and the
district attorney declares a charge of
murder will be lodged against him.
The chauffeur appeared at the home
o f Mrs. Willard and told her that her
husband had been killed, and proposed
to take her to the scene o f the sup­
posed wreck.
Domestic Repartaa.
Professor McGoozie was deeply ab­
sorbed in the effort to take the tangle
•ut o f a knotty point in metaphysics.
“ Lysander,” said his w ife, looking
up from the paper she had been read­
ing, “ ah it does it cost to have one’a
name changed?”
“ It never cost you anything to have
yours changed, Alvira, ” irritably an­
swered the professor. “ I paid all the
expenses. ”
The worm turned at last.
“ That was no more than you should
have done,” she snapped, “ consider­
ing that I changed my name from
Vanderpoole to McGoozle. ” — Chicago
Tribune.
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Syrup tut* b ra t rem ad. to u h ( o < H a lt cu tid rail
tu riD f tit« teallUug period.
Fowler Gives Up Flight.
Emigrant Gap, Cal.—Aviator Fow­
ler, has abandoned hie transcontin­
ental flight, owing to the fact that hia
engine will not carry him oyer the
Sierras.
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9. B . M E D IC IN E
Only a Story, Though.
Clement J. Driscoll at a dinner told
a number o f amusing stories about
his strenuous life as commitsioner o f
weights and measure* last year.
“ A friend o f mine,” aaid Driscoll,
"noticed one morning that his grocer
looked very sad.
“ ‘ What’s the matter, old man?’
my friend asked, jokingly.
‘ The
weights and measures man hasn’t
been dropping in on you, I hope?’
” ‘ Yes, he has,’ snapped the grocer.
*' ‘ But you don’t really mean to
say,’ exclaimed my friend, ‘ that he
caught you giving only 16 ounces to
the pound?’
“ ‘ Worse than th at!’ groaned the
grocer. ‘ I ’ve been giving 171’
Dr. Pierce’s Pellets, small, sugar- Washington Star.
ated, easy to take as candy, regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver ana bow-
May— You seem to prefer the beach
els. Do not gripe.
to the piazza.
Maud— Yea; I prefer to be burnt by
Change o f Menu,
Representative Gardner, o f Massa­ the sun than roasted by the goasips.—
chusetts, aays the Washington Star, Judge.
apropos o f an immigration esse he
had investigated, said the other day:
“ The trouble with this immigrant
was that he didn’t know what was
good for him. We are all more or
less like that
The things that are
best for us are the things that we
M ay be promoted by thoie who
most dislike.”
ently cleanse the system, now and
Mr. Gardner smiled.
“ A woman,” he said, “ waa com­ ten, when in need of a laxative
plaining about the depredations o f her remedy, by taking a deseitspoonful
dog.
of the ever refreshing, wholesome
" ‘ Only yesterday,’ she cried, ‘ he
and tiuly beneficial Syrup of Figo
broke into the larder.’
“ ‘ Dear me,’ said her interlocutor. and Elixir of Senna, which is the
‘ Did he eat much?’
only family laxative generally ap*
“ ‘ He ate,’ she replied, ‘ every
proved
by the most eminent phy­
blessed thing except the dog biscuit.’ ”
Too Many Trumps.
**I have seen some very remarkable
whist hands, ” said one o f the bridge
fiend* in a down town club on Sat­
urday. “ But once, about four years
ago, I saw on« man hold all 13
trumps. ’ ’
“ Why, that’s not so extraordinary,”
two or three players broke in all .at
once, ‘ ‘ that’* happened lota o f— ”
“ Hold on till I ’m through. What
made this hand remarkable ii that the
man who held it only took one trick.”
“ Nonsense! What are you— ”
“ I t ’s a fact. When he trumped his
partner's ace first time round his part­
ner got up and threw him out o f the
window.” — Cleveland Plain Dealer.
F ln o s t in Q u a l t y .
Mrs. O livo H u n tin gton ,N orton s,O re.,says: I
“ I consider y o u r M exican Must im g Lin-1
irarnt the best ol' liniments. I h ave used I
it fo r different nilrmnta and it n lw a v n l
g a v e satisfa ctory results. I t is especially I
g o o d in cases o f In fla m m a to ry Kheuma-1
tism and a ll form s o f lumcness.
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ern States Retail Lumber Dealers’ as­
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sociation and other defendants in the be te YOUR advantage.
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government's suit for the dissolution write
for perticulars.
o f the lumber trust, complained o f as
409 Commonwealth Bldg., Portland, Or.
an alleged combination in restraint
o f interstate trade, haa beed fined in
the United States Circuit court.
The
defendants assert that the acts com­
plained o f amount to no more than
that the defendants had complained
o f sales and quotations on lumber
made by wholesalers to retail consum­
ers in competition with defendants.
Flyer Crosses Rockies.
Helene, Mont. — Cromwell Dixon,
the aviator, was successful in his at­
tempt to cross the main range o f the
Rocky mountains Sunday afternoon.
Flying in s Curtiss bi-plane, he left
the state fair grounds at 2 o ’clock,
and rising immediately to an altitude
o f 7,000 feet, started straight west
for Rloasburg, 46 miles away, where
he arrived at 2:34.
He carried a
measage from Governor Norris to the
citizens o f Bios*burg.
The Fountain H ead o f L ife
Is The Stom ach
To fill vacancies in operating depart­
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G RAPH COM PANIES, due to deaths
and promotion o f old employes, new
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O I l . T K D O l th « only UrtNs «h o « arsm teg
$90 per month to start with, when
that noaltivcly contain* O lL lilacha and 1 >> 11. has
competent, promotion later to dis­ i v l l r » ' amt children’« bnnta and «hoes, s k i » « #
n n l ru h n in a , liv . "Krcnch Oloaa, ho«.
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I A N U Y combination fo r cteanlns and poliahlns
Institute, Commonwealth Bldg., Port­ all kind* o f rnaact or tan ahora. 119c. “ Star" alaa, 10a.
K I.IT K combination fo r srntlrm rn who ta ll«
land, Oregon, has direct connection
pride in havins their rhoea look A 1. Rea tore«
with the Southern Pacific Ry. Co.’s color «n d luatrr to all black ahora. I'oilah with a
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