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Wear This StylishJSuift! IN THE HOME OF PELICANS The man who U admired ta the «well* Studying the Huge. Ungainly Binds at Close Range and Observing Tlitlr Method of Feeding Their Younq. diem*< d m»»n w ho»* c lo t h e « a re f*»h >OHl>le. and are 1911 ittyle«. You will Hint m an In your utd^bborhoodl 1911 at' leu nrejuat in. u e t thl» ault x — thH iw eili-at, olnaeieet, snappicnt L*t> le wm e v e r c r e a t e d — and b e t t e r y o u r u p p e n r a n e e ! THIS IS OUR IOC A: W e w ant o n e m an hm ou r ri'p rea en ta ii vm in y o u r u e lic h - b o r i i o o d . Y o u 'v e ii o t a lo t o f .f r i e n d « T h e y w e a r e lo t h e a . It ia th e eualeat t h in « in the 'w orld t o K©t th em t o o r d e r th e ir c lo t h - h fr o m y o u . P rice s . $7 60 and up. T h o s e ord er* m enu a b ljf I hih I- u e w th a t m o r e th a n d o u b le * y o u r H«iP*.ry, and t h e w ork i* the ea siest, c lea neat, n ice s t o ccu p a tion ri in t h e w orld New rep resen ta tive* m a k e $6 to $10 a day Y ou sim ply tuko th e o r d e r and m easurem ent* ind mad them to ui We make Hiocl- the* p thorn on approval to your friend and hand you the prollt money. A Regular Clnchl That • tho beauty of beau iu busi ness for yourself. Sit right down now; write us a postal or a loiter for tho free out fit to representatives. And you get the •nahla tador-inado. _ over w orn In your •ur personal appear bust ness is worth a postal •a. then a ct now — IMOttCAN WOOLEN MILLS CO., Dept. 512. Chichi* |C ^ Women aa well as men are made miserable by kidney and bladder trouble. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root the threat kidney remedy promptly relieve«. At U L « r \ i T i L . . druRRists in tifty-cent and dollar sizes. You may have a sample bottle by mail free. Also pamphlet telling all about it. Address Dr. Kilmer & Co.. Binghamton. N. Y. TO R I A M F Prayer Unanswered. It bad been ruining all day and lit tle Mark, shut up In the house, was •nilous to get out and play. Hls mother, In another room, thought that she heard him talking, and pres ently Inquired to whom. "I was talking to God, mnrama,” the chUd replied. "I asked Him to make It stop raining so I could go outdoors, but—I don’t think He was very p’llte about It. He never let on that He heard me at all!” Only On* "BROM O QUININE” That ia L A X A T IV E hhOMO QUININE. Look for the signature o f E. W. GROVE. Used the World over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 26c. Asbestos Ironholder. Ironholders made from a piece of asbestos the desired size, and covered with drilling or heavy unbleached mus lln, are light and keep out heat. There should be a ring or loop sewed to one corner to hang the holder. Easiest to Give Un. Friend (sarcastically)—“ Which one of your many bad habits do you think you could manage to give up?" Easy On« (nettled)—"That of lending my friends monev " —n-iitimnre American. A Corking Good Smoke.! FULL 5 ,5 . 1 WORTH ’ Write for Prices and òdm ple S ig .5 ic h e l& C o . PORTLAND. ORE. W h o le s a le A g e n t s Jp\ IN S IS T U P O N and WESTERN Gasolin« Kerosene M AN TLES L. A. KLEIN & CO., lie., Distribute 28 F r o n t S t r e e t lU P o r t la n d . O r e . „ COFFEEl T E A S P IC E S BAKING POWDER - EXTRACTS J U S T R IG H T CLOS SET ft DEYEBSj PORTLAND. ORE. The first time I ever saw a motley • t o » d of half-crown pelicans I thought nature had surely done her best to make something ugly and ridiculous It was a warm day, and the birds stood (round with their mouths open, pant ing like a lot of dogs after a chase, their pouches shaking at every breath When I went near the youngsters went totteilng off on their big webbed fee! with wings dragging on this side act! that ,as If they were poorly hand ed crutches. The youngsters huddled to (ether by hundreds In a small place Those on the outside pushed and climbed to get near the center, till 1: looked worse than any football scrim mage 1 ever saw. In this wide area of low Island: j trid water It was necessary, since we J wanted to study the pelicans at close j range, to adopt some method of hid ing. We took a large wagon umbrelti covered with a piece of green can vas, that hung down around the sides. This we planted among the tules at the edge of a large colony, and cover ed the top well with reeds. The whole thing soon passed as part of the en vironment, while from the inside the camera man could point bis camera out through a narrow slit In the can vas, take pictures and make observa tlons at will. One might wonder how such a huge billed bird as a pelican could feed a helpless chick just out of the egg. It was done with apparent ease. The old bird regurgitated a Ashy soup into the front end of the pouch, and the baby pelican pitched right In and help ed himself out of this family dish. As the young bird grew older, and larger, at each meal he kept reaching farther into the big pouch of hls parent until finally, when he was half grown, It was a most remarkable sight. The mother opened her mouth, and the whole head and neck of her nestling disappeared down her capacious maw while he hunted for hls dinner In tho Internal regions.—Collier’s Monthly. THAT AWFUL BACKACHE Tured by Lydia E. Vegetable Compound IN L A T E W I N T E R A N D EA R LY S P R IN G ] W e fin is h p la to and b rid g e w ork f o r ou t- o f - t o w n p a tro n * in o n e da y i f d esired . P a in less e x t r a c t io n fr e e w h en plate* o r b rid g e w ork is ord er- ®d« Consultation free. MolarCrowns $ 5 . 0 t«2 H rint s t .. co r . M orrison. Portland. Or. 22k Bridr*T»«th4.0 aaw.t. «an. i ■K ST M E TH OD « A li w ork fu lly gu aran teed fo r fifte e n years. W ise Dental Co.,i»c. P a in le s s D e n t is t s N IN n f Building. Third and W ashington P0RTULN0. O H Oiflc* H osts : • A. M. te • T. M. laadajs, » t e l The Right W ay In All caaes o f DISTEMPER, PINK EYE, INFLUENZA, COLDS, ETC, O f All Horses, Brood Mares, Colts, Stallions, is to “ SPOHN THEM ” On their tongue« or in th « feed p a t Spohn’ s Liquid Compound. G iv«th erem edy t o a llo f them. It act« on th a b ood and gland«. It routa the disease by expelling the disease germs. I t wards off the trou ble, no m atter how they are "exposed. ** A baoluto- ly free from anything injurious. A child can safe ly take it. 50 cen t«a n d SI.00; ffi.OO and $10 00 the dozen. Sold by drugrgista, harness dealers, or aent exp mas paid by the manufacturers. Special Agent* Wanted SPOHN MEDICAL CO. C h e m is t s a n d B a c t e r io l o g is t s GOSHEN. IND- U. S. A. Gold rillings 1 .0 Enamel Fillings 1.00 Silver Fillings .5 0 Good Rubber Pletes 5 .0 0 Best Red Rubber _ _ « Plates 7 .5 0 Psinless Extr’ tion . 5 0 FARM LANDS Bought a n d Sold HARRY M. COURTRIGHT Y eon Bldg., Portland, Ore. >----------------- > T W O G R A N D C R U IS E S — A R R O O U N D W O R L D E e r . N e w Y o r lc N o v e m The Finn T to H le b e r I, 1911, and the Second from S a n F r a n c i s c o . F e b r u a r y 17, 1912. Br the l a r g e . Transatlantic S. 8. D u r a tio t io n n ! no CLEVELAND ( f t ™ ) t c c n «ri *. «rU»* .1 Washington, March^8.—The most extensive moveme.it of troops and war vessels ever executed in this country in time of peace is now under way ty order of the president, the objective being the countiy north o f the Mex ican boundary and the waters o f the two oceans at either end o f it. Twenty thousand soldiers — more Ihn n one-fourth o f the army o f the Dni nitid States o f all arms o f the service are moving toward the Mt-x- ica 1 border. Four armored cruisers compri.-ing the t.f.h division o f the Atlantic fleet, have been ordered from Northern waters to the naval station at Guantanamo, Cuba. Most of the Pa- cirtc fleet is, or shoitly will be, on its way to assemble at San Pedro and San Diego, Cal., and 2,000 marines are pre paring to make the Guantanamo sta- tio 1 tneir.temporary htadquarters. It was officially announced at the White House and at the War and Navy departments that the purpose o f this ^reat mobilization, unprecedented save in war times, is the training o f officers and men under service conditions and practice in co-operation between the land and naval forces. Other pains were taken by all officially concerned in the matter to give this color to the sudden activities; but these state ments were acctpted with increasing reserve. The executive offices were steeped in mystery; the entire morn ing was given over to conference with officers of the War and Navy depart ments. This thick atmosphere o f mystery, and the efforts to minimize the im portance o f the business, lent a sig nificance to the fact that Major Gen eral Leonatd Wood, chief o f staff of the army, in an effrrt to elude intei- viewers, slipped out o f one of the rear windows o f the president’s office and beat a retreat through the secluded portions o f the White H oise grounds to a rear entrance o f the War depart ment. The real significance o f this activity, which has been confined appa e ltly to the last 48 hours or less, is thought to relate very directly to conditii ns in Mexico, and to the growing belief that the situation there is by no means as satisfactory as the Mexican govern ment would have it believed. There are persistent reports that the physi cal condition o f President Diaz has lately become such as to alarm his ad herents and that momentous dtvelop- m si t ! are to be prepared fbr. One report current here today was that the Pearson syndicate, heavily interested in enterprises in Northern Mexico, had appealed to the British government for adequate protection of its own and other foreign interests in preparation for the chaotic conditions that would almost certainly follow any serious loss o f prestige, to say nothing o f the collapse of the Diaz govern ment. asm urv n HAMBURG-AMERiCAN LINE 4 1 -4 5 BROADW AY NEW YORK KODAKS Writ* for catalogue« and literat.ira. TVyrlonin« and printing Mail orders given prompt attention P o r tla n d P h o to L u p p ly C o 149 TVrd Street p o k t L A N D . ORF. M O H A I R wÄ nd kTHE KEY STONER TO. H E A L T H IS HOSTETTER’S STOMACH BITTERS Our two complete 1911 Catalogs will illus trate and explain the many superior points of excellence of the complete high-grade lines of Dairy and Creamery Machinery and Supplies and Gasoline Engines which we carry. These valuable books are com plete guides and are sent postpaid free of charge upon receipt of name and address. Send in your request now. State whether you wish Dairy or Creamery Catalog. Monroe & Crisefl PORTIAND, OREGON DAIRY MACHINERY and SUPPLIES Dictionary'» Defect. The occupant of the fourth floor flat was looking through the pag -a of the dictionary the agent was trying to sell him. "No,” he said, closing the book and handing It back. “I don’t want It. It’s 20 years behind the times. It defines ’Janitor’ aa the ’care- taker’ of a building. He’s the care- maker!’’ To Mend Tablecloth. | To repair a tablecloth lay It quit« flat with the hole uppermost and cover It with a piece of plain bruasela net. tack It on and darn with tine flax. i When Ironed It will scarcely be n o tleeable. It the tablecloth la beyond I repair cut squares from the best part of It and hem round. These will ao> aver aa serviettes for everyday use. Remedies are Needed W ere we perfect, which we are not, medicines would not often be needed. But since our systems have be com e weakened, impaired and broken down through indiscretions which have gone on from the early ages, through countless generations, remedies are needed to aid Nature in correcting our inherited and otherwise acquired weaknesses. T o reach the seat of stomach weakness and consequent digestive troubles, there is nothing so good as Dr. Bierce’ s G olden Medical Discov- ® glyceric compound, extracted from native medic- inal roots—sold for over forty years with great satisfaction to all users. For >\eak Stomach, Biliousness, Liver Complaint, Pain in the Stomach after eating. Ilearthurn, Bad Breath, Belching of food, Chronic Diarrhea and other Intestinal Derangements, the ’ ‘ D iscovery’ ’ is a time-proven and most efficient remedy. T h e ¿ e n u in e h a s o n its o u ts id e w r a p p e r th e S iG n a tu re ^ ou can’ t afford to accept a secret nostrum as a substitute for this non-alco holic, medicine o p k n o w n c o m p o s i t i o n , not even though the urgent dealer may thereby make a little bigger profit. ^ r* Pierce’ s Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach, liver bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take as candy. T a k e the G a m e S er io us ly . O n l y a T e m p o r a r y A d v a n ta g e . Girls play a strenuous game of The gift of good looks la of such hockey in Australia. Iu a recent game primary advantage to every man, that between the Waratah and Thistle It seems a wonder how ugly peopl* clubs the casualties were one Anger manage so frequently to excel tboe* broken and another severely crushed, who have It In the battle of Ufa.— an eye blackened and a face Irre Pa yne. trievably damaged, a knee bruised and shin cut so badly that the blood saturated a boot, several mouths cut and a number of shins sliced through shin pads._________________ Prize Horseshoe Collection. On the walls of the old castle at Oakham, England, Is a great array of horseshoes. Every peer of the realm visiting the town of Rutland gives a horseshoe, and many of these shoes have histories. “THE STOMACH IS THE MEASURE OF YOUR HEALTH ” HOSTETTER. Dr. Pierce’s Pellets, small, sugar- coated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver anil bow els. Do not gripe. If there is any weakness try the Bitters at once. Its results are certain. Pen its Eve Salve Bill Leads to Arrest. Sacramento- A fter listening spell bound to the discussion and hearing the assembly pass a bill abolishing capital punishment, Joseph W. Coon ey, wanted as the murderer o f his cousin, walked over to the senate chamber and gave himself up to Sena tor Thomas Finn, who is also sheriff o f San Francisco city and county. “ I'm Joe Cooney and they want me, Tom ,” he said when the senator ap peared. “ All right,” replied Finn, “ come along.” The two left the sen ate chamber without attracting notice. D a y s > * 0 JU gaos «hoard mi i O p tio n a l T o u r s o f 17 DAYS IN INDIA. 14 DAYS IN JAPAN . S e n d fo r I llu s t r a t e d B o o k le t . “ Since I began to meet people who won't let anybody see how they do a hing because they have a secret :nethod which they are not ready to lvulge just yet 1 have been like a razy woman," said the housekeeper. There are plenty of those budding ;enluscs doing odd Jobs about towu. )ne of them came to our house the Cher day to mend a suitcase. It was n easy job. He could have taken the ,itng Into the storeroom and mended t In half an hour, but Insteud of that e Insisted upon taking It home. He nd a secret process lor doing things ke that, he said, and preferred not to . ork where anybody else could fiuJ ut how he did It. "While my curiosity over the suit- ase was still seething a woman who s quite handy at draughting patterns tirred It still more by refusing to cut nit a waist pattern at my bouse be- ause she has her own method of cut- ing that she Isn’t ready to advertise ust yet. "Right on the heels of that a car >et renovator was proof against all itandlshmenls to come to the bouse to ake spots out of a rug. He has a leansing formula which he will nut ake chances on giving away by doing work outside of his own shop, so the ■ug went to him. "The other day a man came around 0 fight water bugs. In a sense I had ilm at my mercy because he couldn’t .ake the bugs home, but he did the i«xt best thing and ordered me to <tay out of the kitchen while the process of extermination was going m. Was the process dangerous? I tsked. No, it wasn't dangerous, but t was a secret which he didn't wish to reveal, not even to an Innocent Housekeeper like me. “And so they come and go through all the tradeB, every man studying out 1 system better than anybody else's. When all those geniuses let their .deus loose upon the world something Ike a revolution ought to take place." lo Dwi itfli vjiiUO. When one Is In a great hurry to us« the glue, Invariably It 1 b found to be hard and Impossible to uss. It may be softened by heat or by adding a teaspoonful or more of vinegar to th* bottle, and allowing It to stand for a few minutes. If the bottle can be kept Rivers’ Joke. SIRE IMPERSONATES SON. Rivers had Just got home and was In a warm place all the time It will t»--... Is any left. stumbling over the things In the dark stay soft as lew«' He Takes Civil Service Job Boy Won. hallway. “ What are you growling If They Had Their Deeerte. about, dear?" called out Mrs. Rivers Both Are Arrested. The Astronomer—“ What Is your from the floor above. “ I am growl theory concerning shooting stars?" San Francisco— Because he took a position in the postoffice here which ing." he answered In hls deepest bass The Dramatic Critic—“ Well, I’ve seen his son had won by competitive civil voice, "to drown the barking of my a whole lot of them that ought to be shins!" _________________ shot.”—St T onis Times, service examination, George J. Reg- ley Sr., was arrested on an indictm nt Time to Think. charging him with conspiracy to de RELIEVES A man who Is really thoughtful of fraud the United States governmment. the Family Name should begin to TIRED EYES Regley’s son, George J. Jr., was ar think about It quite a while before It Good Den,and tor Unyx. rested on the same charge. occurs to him to enter the name of Near Santa Catarina an American The son passed the examination John Doe on the police blotter.—Atch company has extensive onyx quarries. some time ago and was placed on the ison Globe. The onyx Is hauled 60 miles by mule eligible list. When a position became teams to the coast and shipped to Giving Him the Worst of It. vacant, his father appeared at the "Saying you can’t beat a corpora San Diego, Cal., where It Is polished postoffice to claim the place. The father filed a bond and assumed the tion Is all wrong. Why, whenever and prepared for market. Notwlth duties of the position before it was my factory whistle blows It tells the standing the expensive method of time of day to a lot of persons who transportation, the company Is In a discovered that he was impersonating thriving condition and proposes to In don’t pay me a cent for It." his son. crease the oi’ tont **’ «' on.rrlea. Many Seeking Benefits. Washington — Relatives dependent on those who lost their lives in the forest fires which swept the West last summer will receive the $15,- 000 appropriation made by the last congress for their relief, as soon as the officers o f the department o f agri culture and forest service can formu late plans for its distribution. A num ber o f claims already have reached the department. A date will be fixed imiting the time in which such claims can be filed and will be given consid eration. OREGON AND WASHINGTON is our pride—our hobby—our study for year* and now our success, and our* i* the b< *t i-alnl««* work to be found anywhere, no natter how much you pay. C om p are o u r P rice«. | N o Mercury, P oison s l o r Drugs Used. No , Operations o r Cutting The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. England and Germany Want Their In terests in Mexico Protected— Pinkliam ’s Taft Takes Action. Oranges in Place of soap. Many of the women In Florida scrub their floor with oranges. In almoBt any town In the orange-growing dis trict women may be seen using them exactly as many housekeepers uss soap. The acid In the oranges doe* the cleansing, and the boards are a* white as snow after the application This wondeful man has made a life study o f the properties o f Roots, Herbs and Barks, and is Riving the world the benefit o f his service«. Guarantees to cure Catarrh. Asthma, Lung, Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Privat« Diseases o f M n and Women. A SUR^- C A N C E R C U R E Just received from Pekin, China—safe, aura and reliable. Unfailing in its works. I f you cannot cat’., write fo r symptom blank lad circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps. CONSULTATION fRTC Threat of Foreign Intervention Makes Big Stir. TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY We seldom feel JUST R1QHT for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn’t , At a time KASI’HRILLA is the best and Smart—Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists lafest such Blood Purifier, the most successfu Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid. 25c, irescription for spring humors and such 50c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in lisorders of the blood as boils, pimples Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eye Books justules, blotches, sores and cutaneou and Eye Advice Free by Mail. iruptions. Kasparilla is admitted to bi Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. he best remedy for that lack of energy ind the peculiar debility so prevalen Yield of One r-ennsyivania Oak. luring the close of winter and the opening The largest oak tree In Huntlngtofl A spring. For derangements of the di township. Adams county, was cut last estive organs it is a natural corrective week on the farm of John R. Sadler. 'perating directly upon the liver and ali nentary canal, gently but persistently The tree was five feet across the It: stump and took the men several hours simulating a healthy activity. influence extends, however, t< to place it prostrate. Eleven hundred oeneficial -very portion of the system, aiding in thi and three large wagon spokes were processes of digestion and assimilation o: taken from the trunk and twelve food, promoting a wholesome, natural cords of wood were cut from the top appetite, correcting sour stomach, bad 'breath, irregularities of the bowels, con and branches— Phtl-dpinhla Record. stipation and the long list of troubles Takes the Right View. directly traceable to those unwholesome Don’t go through life looking for conditions. Kasparilla dispels drowsi trouble, for faults, for failures, for the ness, headache, backache and despond crooked, the ugly and the deformed; ency due to inactivity of the liver, It is a don’t see the distorted man—see the kidneys and digestive tract. man that God made. Just make up strengthening tonic of the highest value. your mind firmly at the very outset In THE BEST SPRING MEDICINE life that you will not criticise or con HOYT C hemical C o . Portland, Oregon demn others or find fault with their mistakes and shortcomings.—Orison Congratulations Amiss. Swett Marrt"-i Young Lady (coming in with part Sore throat is no trifling ailment. It ner from room where progressive will sometimes carry infection to the en tire system through the :o< d you eat. whist Is being played)—"Oh, mammy, I’ve captured the ’booby.’ ” Mother— Hamlins Wizard Oil lire- Sore Throat. "Well, my dear daughter, come and s a in tlin e s s u n p o p u l a r . kiss me, both of you.”—Scraps. That state of mind, which let us call the Ignominy of the virtuous. Is not Advancement In Turkey. entirely confined to boys of nine Foreigners now have the right to years. I have seen grown men and own real estate on the same terms as women, being accused of saintliness, natives of the country In any part of over whose faces passed an expres the Ottoman empire except In the Hed sion of mortification. They would ac Jaz, a district In Arabia containing the cept with more complacency the trib sacred cities of Islam. ute that they were getting to be devils in their old age.—Max Eastman, In the Atlantic. _________________ Mothers wTl find Mrs. WmsioWa Seething Byrup the b- st remedv to use lor their children luring the teething period. Thoughtfulness. Thoughtfulness is always doing lit tle kindnesses; thoughtfulness has an Instinct for seeing the little things that need to be done, and then for doing them.—Ruskln. Be One of the First Business Secrets That Seem Unim portant, but Are Guarded With Much Jealousy. Morton*« Gap, Kentucky.—“ T suf "eretl two years with female disorders. my health was verj bad and 1 had r continual backach which was simpl; awful. I could no’ stand on my fee long enough to cool a meal's v i c t u a l , without my b a k uearlv killing mi^ and I would havt such dragging sen s a i.1 o n 8 I c o u ld . ______ -liart.lv bear it. 1 had soreness iu each side, could not i tand tight clothing, and was irregular. I was completely run down. On ad vice 1 took Lydia E. I ’inkham’s Vege table Compound and Liver Pills and om enjoying good health. It is now more than two years and I have not had an ache or pain since I do all my own work, washing and everything, and never have the backache anv more. I think your medicine is grand and I praise it to all my neighbors. If you think my testimony will help others you may publish it.” —Mrs. O llie W oodall , Morton’ s Gap, Kentucky. Backache is a symptom o f organic weakness or derangement. If you have backache don’t neglect it. To iet permanent relielf you must reach the root o f the trouble. Nothing we know of will do this so surely as Lydia E. Pinkham's Compound. W r it e to M rs. P in k lia m , at L y n n , M ass., fo r sp e cia l a d v ice. Y o u r le tte r w ill be a b s o lu te ly co n fid e n tia l, a n d th e a d v ice free. C. Gee Wo Painless Dentistry The Chinese Doctor TROOPS RUSHED HAVE THEIR OWN SYSTEMS TO BORDER LINE * 3 0 .0 0 0 is Boy'* Profit. New York W. J. Ronan, a tele phone boy in the office o f James R. Keene, made $30,000 in a Wall street speculation, according to his testimony in the bankruptcy proceedings of Lathrop, Haskins & Co., one o f the stock exchange firms caught in the collapse of the Hocking pool. Credi tors are endeavoring to show that Mr. Keene was responsible for the failure o f the pool and that young Ronan turned his knowledge to good account. RHEUMATISM M u n yon ’s U beum allsin R em ed y relieves pnlus lu the legs. a n u s, b ack , stiff o r sw ollen Joints. C ontains no m orphine, opium , c o e s fb e o r d ru g s to deaden the pain. It n eu tralise« the aeld and drive« j u t all rh eum atic poison s fro m the sy s- rof. u in ifo n , 5lhl and J eff- tem. W r i t e erson S is., P h ils., Pa., fo r m edica) ad* vice, a b solu tely free. Chance for Compromise. Cobble—I should like to lend 70 a that ten dollars, old man. but I know how It would be If I did—It would ' end our friendship. Stone— Well, old ch-’ p, there has been a great deal of friendship between us. I think If you could make It five, we might worr/ along on half ns much.—Lit*. Loose Shoe«. Quite aa bad as too tight ehoe^ against which we are always warned, are too I oobs ores; they cause corn« and bunions and often pr-^uce flatten ing of the arches PIUS CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. Your drunsmt will refund money If HAZO OINT- MKNT full, tocure any c . hc o f Itching, blind bleeding or Protruding Pile, in 6 to 14 days. 60c K ow -K ure is not a “food” —it is a medicine, and the only medicine in the world for cows only. M ade for the c o w and, as it« nam e Indicate«, a c o w c a r t . Barrenness, retained afterbirth, a b o rtIo n ,«e o u r«,ca k ;d u d d e r, and all aimilar affection« positively and quickly cured. No one w h o keepa co w «, w hether m an y or few* ca n afford to be w ithout " K o w - K u r m .’ It It m ade especially to keep co w s healthy Our book “ W h a t to Do W h e n Y ou r C ow « Are S ick ".a en t free Ask you r local dealer for 'K o w - K u t * , " o r »end to the m anufacturers. D a iry A s s o c i a t i o n C o „ LyndonvM la, V t. A Pig In Their Midst. Hose company No. 1 has a pff? In their mdlst, which Is tolng soon to the one who Is fortunat enough to hold the lucky number. A number of per sons are anxious to secure the young porker.—Atlantic Highlands Journal. Biliousness "I have nacd your valuable Cawaret* and I find them perfect. Couldn't do without them. I have uaed them for aorae time for indigestion ami biliouanea* and am now completely cured. 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Ijinnes and Murat ueed to say of him Jokingly that If, while he was speak ing with you. somebody kicked him from behind, hls face would show nothing—Napoleon (Quoted In “The Corsican"). W . L . YOUNG MEN WANTED TO LEARN TO DRIVE AND REPAIR A U T O M O B IL E S . Thorough, practical and unlimit ed course. We assist students to secure positions us chauffeurs, repa.rmen, etc. Write Automobile School of Oregon 21« tedeale Trarf telfe« PORTLAND. OREGON eeley IALCOHOL OPIUM— TOBACCO ! (u re Rabtta Foriti» Only AQthoricad •titut« la ~ for illoati P o r t l a n d ,O r e g o n P N Ü [w N o. lO -’ II U R N w r itin g ; t o B f lT e r t i i a n p l M M m e n i Io n t h la p a p a r . D O U G L A S r , » " ] *2 -®°*3 *3 -s? & *4 S h o e s t*.SlS W. L. Douglas »hoes rout more to make than ordinary shoos, because higher grade leathers are used and selected with greater care. These are the reasons why W. L. Douglas shoes are guar anteed to hold their shape, look and fit better and wear longer than any other shoos you can buy r r mcwAHF of Muarrmrrrs. -* j T he genuine have W . L. Douglas name and th * retail price stamped on the bottom , which guarantees full value , and protects the w earer against high prices and iafariorshous. j RCTU M F S U B S T IT U T E S O L A IM F D TO m f J V O T A O O O O l Do Good Novae Sl«k*n. W «.k .n or G ripe Rebels Fight With Dynamite. If yoer Sealer «anfMS ■nm.ly yon wllh th. senQln. W.I.PonslM »hoes, w p,« __ Me. Zk, Me. Never u g Ip bulk. P u n o r 0*i*lo*. flno** a*-nt direct from fartory to wMtr*r. allciiar*-« wOV® 8HOKS T H E H . T N O R T O N CO. ccc. El Paso, Tex. Mail advices from W . L . DtHigliM, l i f t • p a r k • ( ., B r o c k t o n , M u m . $ 2 0 0 , $ X .I 0 4 M » f l SI3 and 315 Front S t PORT1-AND. OFF, Torreon say that American Consular Agent Carothers has received official advices o f severe fighting at Tapia, Durango, in which dynamite was used. The rebels left the city after many had been killed on both sides, and then Color m ore good* brighter and faeter color* than any other dye. On* 10c package colors all*, w o o l and cotton destroyed the water works. o,w,wiu— ■ 1 Tssifi&i C ouchs l C o ld « W rit* T o d e , fo r P r ic e . PUTNAM for FADELESS 1 DYES